The Next General Election


    Trust not to your lying eyes


    Say politicians who''s words belie


    A single terrible, gruesome fact


    They never cared, ''twas all an act.


    You could be reading stolen content. Head to Royal Road for the genuine story.


    They''ve got the money now


    The gravy train has left the station


    Taking with it the callous cads


    Who''ve gone and wrecked our nation.


    They swear that they''ll do better


    Please just give them a seventh chance


    The other fella''s worse they say


    Now dance, monkey, dance.


    But soon enough we''ll get our chance


    To give these scum the boot


    To drag them ''fore the courts


    And strip them of their loot


    So saunter down on polling day


    Make sure to bring your ID


    And instead of voting for someone in it for themselves


    Vote for someone in it for you and me.