The Defunding


    We''ve increased funding for the NHS


    The liar declares at his party''s behest


    And admittedly it''s even true


    And yet he''s still lying


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    Let me explain it to you...


    The name of the game is outsourcing


    But what on Earth does it mean?


    It means giving party donors


    Their own fat slice of green.


    To deprive agency by hiring agency


    Cleaning and catering bills start to grow


    The new consultants aren''t the medical kind


    They''ve simply got to go.


    I hope you''ve paid attention friend


    That you can now pass the test


    On how to increase a budget


    While getting even less.