Introduction: When five fantasyland creatures get turned human against their will, they go Off To Beat The Wizard and get turned back. The POV rotates between: A centaur who can NOT manage to walk on two legsA minotaur who misses having a proper range of visionA harpy who will do unwise things to fly againA pixie who thinks this is all very exciting! A dragon who is furious and ready to bite someone about it This is complete at approx 60k words; I鈥檒l be posting a chapter an hour for the first few, then one a day until they鈥檙e all here. Onward! Read Chapter One...