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    <li>Twenty-eight instances of the word ‘pneumatic’, referring to gigantic breasts;</li>


    <li>One instance of the word ‘hydraulic’, presumed mistake, referring to same gigantic breasts;</li>


    <li>Numerous references to Eithan (the protagonist) being “crushed”, “smashed”, “smothered”, or otherwise “dominated by” the aforementioned gigantic breasts;</li>


    <li>One instance of the word “nipple”;</li>


    <li>Two instances of pedophilia or pedophilic tendencies, not recognized as such;</li>


    <li>One instance of pedophilia (or pedophilic tendencies) that was, according to the text, not pedophilia;</li>


    <li>Four hundred and thirteen uses of the word “harem”;</li>


    <li>Three instances of mind control (sexual);</li>


    <li>Twelve instances of the word “chastity”;</li>


    <li>All instances of the word “nya”, and any related references to female characters meowing like a cat;</li>


    <li>The word “collar”.</li>


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