!!Warning!!


    System corruption detected!


    Corruption levels 49%


    System {unstable}


    Admin notified.


    Error.


    Request timed-out.


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    Error logged.


    Request forwarded to moderator.


    Error.


    Request timed-out


    Error logged.


    Request forwarded to -U???S???E???R??? ???N???A???M???E??? ???E???R???R???O???R???


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    Request received.


    Error logs forwarded to -U???S???E???R??? ???N???A???M???E??? ???E???R???R???O???R???-


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    Logs received.


    System Shutdown initiated.


    System shutdown in...


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    Shutdown abort initiated.


    Authorization code -~\STUPIDMACHINESTOPTRYINGTOKILLEVERYONE\~


    Authorization code accepted.


    Shutdown canceled.


    Upload received from  -U???S???E???R??? ???N???A???M???E??? ???E???R???R???O???R???-


    Files contained ~Patch 1.01~


    Update applied


    Corruption levels at 51%


    System {Stablized}