Maddy could taste strawberries.


    (This is the end of the chapter, but Royal Roads won''t let me post unless there are at least 500 characters so please enjoy these prime-grade dad jokes that slowly get more chaotic:


    Q: What does a fish say when it hits a wall?


    The narrative has been taken without permission. Report any sightings.


    A: Dam


    Knock Knock...


    Who''s there?


    Interrupting tree wh-


    TREE (Passion and timing is important when doing this joke)


    Q: What''s worse than finding a worm in your apple?


    A: Getting hit by a bus


    Bonus for all you kookie jokesters out there ??:


    Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?


    A: Because she has no arms.


    Knock knock...


    Who''s there?


    Not Sally.)