The Tenets of Ghondish the goat god of eating stuff


    Oh, of these five tenets, all my followers shall hold true;


    Always have food and drink available; you never know when one will need sustenance.


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    All prey is holy; do not make them suffer.


    Provide for the crops and animals; so they may provide for you.


    Offer food to strangers; and receive my blessings in return.


    Eat, drink and make merry; for tomorrow we may be hunted.


    Translated by Grug the Shepherd, first cleric of Ghondish (that f-ing talking goat, why won''t he let me sleep?)