“...”


    “Psst! Aiden, the viewers! They are thirsting for knowledge!”


    “If they’re so nosy, why don’t you tell ‘em? You’re in this too.”


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    “My time will come… the episode after next. Bye-bye~!”


    “...Fine. You wanna know stuff? If I’m bein’ honest, unless you’re ‘attached’ to us or whatever, you’re not gonna get much out of this next episode. I’ll let you in on something, though. Some of our more… notable members are hiding secrets. If you want the truth, stick with me. It’s not like they want you to know.”