Hello.


    This may be a little jarring, give me a minute...


    1, 2, 3, test test. Mike check.


    Yeah, alright, this seems good.


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    Hey everybody, this is your narrator. Today- well, actually, perhaps not today. This might take a little while.


    For today, I have prepared the first, and hopefully not last, chapter of "Mercury". I have decided to dub it this, as it seemed to have a better ring than "Catboi adventure chronicles!"


    I swear, this author.


    Well, in any case. Here goes.


    Chapter 1: