The sound of a door being incessantly knocked resounded in a dark room.
A groan came from the single bed next to the room''s window. The closed curtains prevented even the smallest drop of light from having the audacity to enter the room.
“Lady!” came a voice from the other side of the door. “Wake up!”
The owner of the room, however, was in deep sleep. It was a day off, after all. If nothing required her immediate presence, she''d choose to sleep.
Little did she know that was perhaps the last day she''d get to sleep until such a late hour for a very long while. She was abut to meet one of the worst people in the world; a morning person.
“Lady!” the voice behind the door insisted on knocking and calling. “Open the door! It''s ten in the morning! It''s too late to continue sleeping!”
The woman inside the room cracked open an eye with a deep scowl.
“What!” she barked, sitting up on the bed. “What?! Don''t interrupt my sleep! There''s a sign on the door for all that is sacred in the world!”
A moment of silence followed the angry outburst.
There indeed was a sign on the door. Written with red ink, it read ''Do not disturb if you enjoy moving''.
Such threats, however, did not faze the person knocking on the door. Not in the slightest. Thus, they knocked again.
“Lady!” the voice called again, this time a little fed up. “Someone checked your form and is interested in meeting you. Open the door!”
An irritated sigh left the woman on the bed, “I clearly stated ''sleeping in'' on my list of likes!”
“How are they supposed to know it''s a day off for you today?!” the person behind the door let out an exasperated sigh.
“Well...” the woman on the bed hesitated for a second. She was still half asleep, after all. She continued in a small voice, “You tell them?”
“YOU''RE A CENTURY OLD FOR DANUVA''S LOVE!” the person had enough.
“Out of four thousand three hundred!” came the retort. “Potentially eight thousand!”
“Cognitive development is not variable-” an attempt at lecture.
“Do not recite Dronov''s laws of mental capacity to me, Clara!” the recently awakened woman interrupted.
Another moment of silence followed.
“I know!” the voice was happy. “I''ll give you ten strawberry scones if-”
Quick steps interrupted the instant of enlightenment and the door opened, revealing a naked female Luzo.
Her white hair was dishevelled and her scarled eyes were squinting at the light coming from the many lamps in the corridor. Her tail moved behind her, signalling her annoyance.
“The scones?” she extended a hand and waited.
The other person, a female Human, sighed and produced a small box with a flowery design. “Here,” she muttered in resignation.
With quick hands, the Luzo took the box and opened it. After counting exactly ten scones, she picked one of the delicacies and brought it to her face. A blue, split tongue wrapped the dessert and kidnapped the baked delight into her mouth. “Hmm!” a small moan of satisfaction left her throat while a smile split her lips.
“Well?” the Human probed with a tight smile.
Those scones were hard to get. Strawberries were expensive in that part of Lumin Kingdom, after all.
The Luzo nodded and a white dress carrying Danuva''s symbols covered her body.
Hers were much grander in design compared to the Human''s. Fitting since the Luzo was a Cardinal and Arch Bishop of the seventh rank.
Reptile eyes inspected the Human''s and a scaly eyebrow arched. “The form?” she requested while extending a hand.
The Human smiled and handed it over.
After reading the first few lines, the Luzo looked back at the woman in front of her. “You woke me up for a prank?” she demanded with irritation.
Clara shook her head. “Not at all, Lady Alyssa. It is as you read,” she assured her with a serious face.
“Hmm,” Alyssa hummed and gave the form a serious read.
Name: Natasha Novak
Species: Halve (Forest)
Features: I''m super gold.
Gender: Female (with male genitalia)
Age: 5-6 days.
Likes: Fruits, salty food, jokes, polupis, flowers, kisses, the weight of heavy plate armor.
Dislikes: Spiders, bandits, extreme heights, bad hygiene.
I tolerate: The elderly, overly serious people.
Interested in: 80% women, 20% men.
My motivations are: Exploring the world.
Hobbies: Reading, walks, learning new things.
Highest Class: Dragoon. (Spear based, highly offensive)
Total Level: 1350.
Partners: 1 (Lapia Pofeta, Domi Elf Pyromancer)
I''m super gold
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