Introduction: It was the stupidest dare I'd ever taken in my life.I wish I could blame alcohol鈥擨 wish I could blame anything but my own damn curiosity.But when everyone kept saying that Loche Johnson has literally THE biggest... well, "Johnson" of any professor at our college, that he used to do porn and there's a birthmark on his hip that proved it, I got skeptical. My friends pressed me to ask him. So I sacked up and did.The rumors are true鈥攑orn star Johnson is real. I was just supposed to look, but then he gave...