I really promise to post the next chapter today.


    Cross my heart or do whatever you want from me.


    [ENDLESS MONARCH.]


    E – Endless is his might, and his greatness is for forever. (Wow, I can''t believe I said that.)


    N – Night and darkness are his playground, while light and day are his servants. (This sounds abstract as f**k)


    D – Damned those who curse him, and may they suffer endless maledictions for their mistakes. ( Wait a second, so this is the reason why my uncle disappeared?)


    L – Life and Death are nothing more but marbles being spun on his almighty palms. (Oooh, marbles? Let me see!)


    E – Elements are his b**ches. (This could sound a little tamer, but I figured that the Endless Monarch having his own b**ches is cool.


    S – Submit to him, and you will gain eternal life.( Are you sure about that?)


    S – Submit to him, and you will gain eternal life .(I want to write something else here, but my mom is watching me, so yeah…)


    M – Mysteries are an open book to him, and all secrets are laid bare on his eyes. (Oh, so he can peek on someone taking a bath.)


    O – Obligate your life for him, and he will give you much more. (??? This did not happen to me.)


    N – No time is too late to praise him. (I came in late on my class before, and the Endless Monarch punished me with 100 spanks….)


    A – A life for a life, a tooth for a tooth. Only the strongest shall be accepted under his rule. (No wonder many Travelers died under him. He''s treating them like animals. Well, its not like I  really care…)


    R – Roam the universe under his will, and you will gain powers beyond your comprehension. (This, this is true. But you need luck if you want to be chosen.)


    C – Cull all your doubts and accept him as the greatest in the Multiverse. (Come to think about it. I never saw how strong the Endless Monarch was. Is he strong?)


    H – His Majesty, the Endless Monarch, will always have his arms open for you. So don''t hesitate to approach him. (The last time that I saw the Endless Monarch open his arms for someone, it was before he crushed that person into a deadly hug.)


    [ALEX]:


    A – A man who does not like me. (Well duh, that''s obvious)


    L – likes to always laze around as if he''s a lizard .(He''s like the sloth from those animal doc.u.mentaries.)


    E – Everyone he meets, he treats well. (Even his enemies will be treated well too, although they have to treat him well first.


    X – Xcept for me. He does not treat me well.


    [QUEEN MOTHER]:


    Q –Quack quack quack. (I don''t know any good words for Q, so this will do.)


    U – Underestimating her is fine, since she''s the one who underperforms in the group.


    E – Elope with her if you are a female. (In case you don''t know, she''s a lesbian. She likes girls.)


    E – Extra points if you''re a female who likes trees. (There''s nothing better for a tree lesbian but a woman who likes trees.)


    N – Never eat grass in front of her. Just don''t. (She poops grass, so she feels guilty if she sees a person eating grass. It makes her feel gross.)


    M – M.o.a.ning female sounds will disturb her. ( I don''t know why she will be disturbed. I thought she will like it more.)


    O –''Oh yeah'' sounds won''t do to. Seriously, don''t m.o.a.n like that. (She might try stalking you. That happened once before.)


    T – Thicc girls are her favorite. (But not too thicc that they will be fat. Just the right amount of thiccness will do.)


    H – Heat-based weapons are her weaknesses. (It makes sense, so don''t question me.)


    E – Elope with her if you''re a female. Did I use this earlier? Oh, I just


    R – Repeated the previous letter E. Oh well, nobody will notice.


    [ASTERIA]:


    A – Awesome! (Awesome!)


    S – Superb! (Superb!)


    T –Tantalizing! (Tantalizing!)


    E – Exemplary! (Exemplary!)


    R – Riveting! (Riveting!)


    I – Important! (Important!)


    A- Awesome! (Awesome!)


    [ALINA]:


    A – A glutton who does not know the limit of her stomach. (She has space magic anyway, so technically speaking, she can eat without any worries.)


    L – Licks her plate clean, because she could. (And she does it in a s.e.xy way, that both Alex and Queen Mother gets turned on just from watching it.)


    I – Interested on eating, but sucks on cooking. (This is so confusing. She likes eating, but she can''t cook? That''s outrageous!)


    N – Never cleans her sword. She said it''s a waste of time. (She just don''t want to tell Alex that she does not know how to clean swords too.)


    A – Always wants to kiss Alex, but she''s shy to do it. (That''s the reason why she and Alex has few s.e.x.u.a.l encounters.)


    [PROFESSOR FRANCES]:


    P – Ptooey! Why does her name have to be this long? Now I have to make a long mnemonic!


    R – Rah, rah, rah. Rah. (I can''t think of any words for R too…)


    O – Oh right, Professor Frances is a mad woman .(She''s a loco. So don''t offend her.)


    F – Fickle words are not her strong suit, so don''t insult her. (She will cry like a child or rage like a bull once insulted. Both instances are bad, so please don''t insult her.)


    E – Epstein did not k*** hi*****. Hm? Who''s Epstein? Is he like Einstein?


    S – S.e.x is not her thing, although Queen Mother is doing her best to change that. (Good luck to that, Queen Mother.)


    S – So Queen Mother likes Professor Frances? Why though? Professor Frances is not a good partner in all sense…


    O – Octopus are her favorite food. ( Did she like it because of the tentacles? Maybe…)


    R – Rapscallion. Rascal. Rather. Racuous. Raccon. Rod. (Hey, that''s a lot of letter R''s!)


    F – F**k this s**t. I''m still halfway through her name! (Should I have just used Frances for this mnemonic alone?)


    R – Ratzilla? Raccet? Raptaurion? Rooor? (Wait, does these words even exist?)


    A – A clap on her butt will make her jump. Don''t ask me how I knew that. (Her butt is soft though)


    N – Never challenge her to a scientific duel. (What the hell is that duel anway? It''s the first time I heard of that…)


    C – Cold hard cash will make her happy. Adding organs on that will be better too.


    E – Ethics don''t mean s**t to her. That''s already obvious.


    S – Sorority? Did she join group like this before? I think I should ask her…


    [ASTRIA]:


    A – A loudmouth is her best description.


    S – She''s most likely to pounce Alex if Alina is not around. (So she becomes a hoe just for Alex.)


    T – Tents will form on a man''s pants if she hugs them.  (That''s gross)


    R – Roar! Roar! Roar!


    I  - Idiot can be her another name, since she''s an idiot. (That is my opinion, not Alina''s).


    A – Awesome!


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