Introduction: (This is a Stray Cat Strut fan fiction, you don't need to read that first but I recommend it) Read the original here!Ness doesn't want much from life. Working as a delivery driver for a farming town in Michigan isn't exactly fun or rewarding as far as careers go, they could also use a less sleepless nights. Bosses are what you would expect when you're under an indentured servant contract. At least they're cheap enough that the town won't fire them or repair the old barely functional van they're forced to call home.But they can still make time for retro tabletop roleplaying games with friends and family. Nothing to bring people together like escapism! And everyone needs an escape every now and then.  The town of Traverse couldn't escape the plant aliens when they came knocking though, so its up to a caffeine addicted nerd with insomnia to save the day with some help from the less murderous alien allies. With an arsenal of tech so advanced it might as well be magic, they just might survive their first quest....