Author : Did anyone miss the dowager? Well, for those who did, here she is!


    (??ヮ?)?*:??????: *ヽ(?ヮ?ヽ)


    Nkatar : Send the dowager back, I did not miss her. She is back to ruin the fun, sigh!


    ????: But she''s a great person once you get to know her, just a bit...um, misunderstood...she''s the only one who actually listens to me, the others are *sigh* ????...She even made me breakfast the other day????...well I did have food poisoning after ...I think the eggs were expired or something????, but that''s LX''s fault! She''s in charge of groceries????


    Nkatar : ???? spoilt eggs, you sure about that? ????! But I guess people like her are needed for story to be more entertaining. After all, it is not a palace without scheming.


    ????: ???? Probably...the eggs were spoilt, right?


    Lei Xing : *shrugs*  Yeah sure, let''s go with that.


    Author : ... ???? Well, you''re fine now that''s all that matters ????????


    ????: What does that mean?????


    Author : ...???? Moving on...Yes, the dowager really does spice up the story pot ????...See what I did there? Stirring pot - Story pot...


    ????:???? Am I missing something?


    Lei Xing : ????


    Author : Tch, tough crowd????...Both of you out!


    Lei Xing : *scoff* You shouldn''t blame us for your sense - or lack of humor...How about I help you work on that? We ca-


    Author : I don''t need your help, OUT!


    ????: Wait, you haven''t answered my question...the egg-


    Author : Dude, no one cares about your eggs, if you have any problems go see the chef!


    **Author shoves the two out the door and slams it shut and locks it**


    Lei Xing : *pouts at door* Tch...Where am I supposed to go now? *walks off*


    **???? follows behind LX, LX rounds the corner and ducks back and bumps into ????**


    ????: Um, Lei Xing, what did you guys mean by that? The eggs were spoilt, right?


    Lei Xing : ???? That was your conclusion...so let''s go with that.


    ????: But what -


    Lei Xing : Shhhhh *????????, then whispers* Look I didn''t cook or eat your eggs, you said it''s spoilt so it is...Leave me alone!


    **Phone buzzes, LX looks at it and ?????????♀??????????♀??????????♀? in the opposite direction**


    ????: ???? But...Why are they all being so weird about it? *sigh*