At more than eight o''clock in the evening, Liu Yan came back with fatigue and a heavy heart.
Standing at the door, he hesitated for a while before taking out the key to open the door.
"Come back."
Mai Xiaoyu said hello to him. He didn''t lift his head. He was bored watching TV and baking a small solar electric heater.
"Yes."
Liu Yan responded mechanically, closed the door and poked there. She was neither standing nor sitting. She was very embarrassed... She was embarrassed at home and didn''t know what to do.
After half a sound, Mai Xiaoyu turned his head and said, "don''t you change your clothes when you come back?"
change one''s clothes?
Liu Yan subconsciously wants to protect her collar.
If it''s normal, when she gets home, Liu Yan will take off her heavy coat and put on a comfortable and warm sweater.
At home, it''s not very comfortable. How can I come?
But today, she dare not.
Because there is a man in her family, a strong man, and her figure
"I''m a little cold. Don''t change it."
"It''s up to you." Mai Xiaoyu knew she was still a little afraid and didn''t point out, "have you eaten?"
"Yes, I did."
"Is it necessary? You have to lie to me about eating?"
"I really did."
"Your lipstick has no flowers, and it''s not new."
What kind of man is this!
Liu Yan was desperate and found that she had almost no secrets in front of Mai Xiaoyu. Any lie would be seen through by the other party.
So she found the usual excuse for girls: "I lose weight."
"Ha ha, this reason is very strong." Mai Xiaoyu smiled, "well, you''re hungry if you don''t want to eat, but I haven''t had dinner yet. Call me to order takeout... Don''t look like this. I don''t treat you as a servant, but I don''t know your ordering number."
As he spoke, Mai Xiaoyu pointed to his panda eye: "you see, how can I go out and meet people?"
That''s true.
Liu Yan nodded and picked up the phone: "what would you like to eat? Fried cake or fried rice?"
Mai Xiaoyu: "... Is there nothing else except these two?"
"And fried noodles, but fried noodles are too salty and not delicious."
Mai Xiaoyu was completely speechless: "I''m a wounded man. Well, I need to supplement nutrition during the rest period. Even if I eat noodles, I should also eat old Yanjing fried noodles with sauce. Find a better restaurant and ask for some hot dishes and some rice."
"Too expensive..."
"What''s too expensive?" Mai Xiaoyu was stunned for a moment and then reacted. "You call and I''ll tell them the rest. Don''t worry about the money. I''m a man and won''t eat and live with you... Er, if I disturb you for a few days, I''ll pay for it."
Liu Yan took out a business card of the hotel from her wallet, called it according to the above ordering phone, and handed it to Mai Xiaoyu.
Mai Xiaoyu ordered two meat, two vegetables, four dishes, three rice, and finally a West Lake Beef Soup, and then reported the address.
Less than half an hour, the hotel waiter delivered the meal to the door.
"Brother, eighty-eight in all."
Mai Xiaoyu pulled out a hundred yuan note from his handbag. The waiter was in trouble: "brother, do you have change?"
"More is a tip."
"Thank you, brother."
The waiter smiled and said several thanks. He left happily.
The smell of the meal floated into her nose. Liu Yan''s stomach instinctively shouted a few times, which was heard by Mai Xiaoyu.
"Let''s eat together. I can''t finish it alone. It''s a pity to throw it away."
Liu Yan shook her head and turned to pour hot water.
"You have drunk five glasses of water. Can you resist hunger?" Mai Xiaoyu joked. "Besides, you have enough to eat. If I do anything bad to you at night, you also have the strength to resist and call for help, don''t you?"
This joke gave Liu Yan the step to step down.
She no longer insisted. She sat opposite Mai Xiaoyu and had dinner together.
"Later, help me change the plaster on my back and the wound. See if you want to apply some more medicine and bandage it again."
"OK. Don''t eat scallion, garlic, seafood and mutton. These are hair and are not conducive to wound healing."
"Well, I know."
At dinner, they were very calm and had a simple communication.
Halfway through the meal, there was a sudden knock at the door.
There was a loud knock at the door, and a woman shouted, "Liu, open the door!"
Who''s so rude.
Mai Xiaoyu frowned slightly, but Liu Yan was very nervous.
She held the food in her mouth, her index finger stood up at her mouth and gestured "Shh". She dared not go out, and looked nervously at the door.
Bang bang!
The knock on the door continued and soon turned into a smash on the door.
Women''s voices are getting louder and louder.
"Open the door!"
"Open the door!"
"Open the door quickly!"
"Don''t hide, there''s a light in your room!"
"I know you''re hiding inside!"
"The takeout just said it was for your family!"
"Open the door to me quickly!"
Mai Xiaoyu looked at Liu Yan in amazement and asked; "What''s the matter?"
"Shh!"
Liu Yan shook her head in a hurry.
But it''s too late.
The middle-aged woman outside the door seemed to hear the voice in the house and was furious: "who''s in there? Ding Youcai, you heartless ghost, when I turn around, you slip into the goblin room..."
Liu Yan couldn''t bear it. She quickly ran to open the door.
You can''t let the women outside the door continue to talk nonsense, otherwise what will you do if they spread it out?
What do the neighbors think of her?
How can she stay here?
"Shameless goblin, finally open the door? Where''s my husband, Ding Youcai, you dead ghost, get out of here!"
The middle-aged woman pushed Liu Yan away and rushed in angrily. Her short and strong body was like a small tank, running over the ground.
Seeing Mai Xiaoyu on the sofa, she was stunned at first, then rummaged around the house and scolded Liu Yan: "where''s my husband? Where did you hide him?"
"I haven''t seen her. He''s not with me."
"Where else can I go without you? Shameless goblin, there is a man in the house who can''t satisfy you and has to seduce my husband again!"
"I didn''t..."
"Nothing, where did you say my husband went?"
After such a long time, there are many onlookers standing outside the door, all of whom are nearby tenants.
"What''s the noise?" a middle-aged man came in separately.
The middle-aged man is the woman''s husband Ding Youcai. In his forties, he was very thin. He didn''t have two or two meat. He looked like a hemp pole.
As soon as she saw him, the middle-aged woman rushed over, grabbed his ear and shouted, "dead ghost, where have you been? Say, were you with the goblin just now?"
"Hu grinned. I just came out of the toilet." Ding Youcai showed his teeth in pain and didn''t dare to resist. "Let go first. So many people are watching."
"Look, what''s good to see! A group of poor people have time to watch the excitement. It''s better to think about how to make more money!"
The middle-aged woman was so fierce that after a loud cry, the onlookers scattered like birds and animals.
Mai Xiaoyu was stunned.
Howling away from the onlookers, the middle-aged woman continued to question Ding Youcai: "what did you just say? I''m careless? Dare you say you didn''t hook up with this goblin?"
"Are you finished? How many times have I told you? Don''t be paranoid all day."
"I''m suspicious? This room has a kitchen and bathroom. It was originally rented for 350 a month. You rented 280 to this goblin. Dare you say you two have nothing to do!"
"That''s enough." Mai Xiaoyu couldn''t listen. "If you want to quarrel at home, don''t bother me to eat."
"I almost forgot if you didn''t say it." the middle-aged woman pointed the spear at Liu Yan again. "Where''s the rent? It''s agreed to pay the rent today and bring it!"
Liu Yan thought, "I''m a little short of money these two days. Can you give me two days? The day after tomorrow, I''ll make up the rent the day after tomorrow."
"The day after tomorrow?" the middle-aged woman pointed to the food on the table. "You have money to eat and drink with men, but you don''t have money to pay the rent? You haven''t paid the rent last month... Ouch!"
Mai Xiaoyu took back his lighter: "it''s impolite to point less at other people''s meals in the future. Also, how much rent does she owe you?"
The charterer was scalded by Mai Xiaoyu with a lighter. She was trying to get angry with him, but when she heard the words behind her, her eyes lit up: "last month and this month, a total of 560, you pay for her?"
"Five hundred and six..."
With a sneer, Mai Xiaoyu picked up his handbag, took out a stack of money from it and put it on the table, as much as seven or eight thousand.
Wu Guodong came here during the day and specially prepared it for him.
"Oh, I didn''t expect you to have a lot of money. Goblin, do you want to pick up a rich second generation?"
No wonder the charterer said so. She can''t tell the authenticity of the brand sportswear on Mai Xiaoyu, and Mai Xiaoyu''s face is black and blue. She really doesn''t look like a rich man, but like a little white face beaten for soft food.
Liu Yan''s lips wriggled a few times and swallowed back.
Mai Xiaoyu counted five from the pile of money and pushed them over.
The charterer grabbed it and stuffed it into her pocket. She was dissatisfied and said, "it''s not enough. The rent for two months is 560!"
"She owes you a month''s rent, two hundred and eight. Today''s 14th, less than half of this month, one hundred and four. Is thirty yuan enough for utilities? So you have to find me fifty."
"Fifty for you?"
"Why, don''t you want to give it?"
"What about the second half of the month?"
"Tomorrow is the 15th, exactly half a month. If you don''t live, why pay you back?"
"OK, that''s what you said." the charterer took out 50 yuan from her pocket and patted it on the table. "Goblin, you have to stay after tomorrow. Don''t blame my mother for driving you out! Dead ghost, have you seen enough and don''t go back with my mother!"
The charterer wanted to go, but Mai Xiaoyu stopped her: "wait a minute, fat woman."
"What do you call me?" the charterer turned angrily.
"Fat woman. You can call her a goblin. Why can''t I call you fat woman?"
"You..."
"Don''t talk nonsense." Mai Xiaoyu pointed to fifty dollars on the table. "This one is fake money."
"Impossible! You didn''t touch it. How do you know it''s fake money?"
"Fat woman, do you want to cheat? OK, I''ll call the police and sue you for using fake money and let the police catch you. Article 172 of China''s criminal law stipulates that whoever knowingly holds or uses counterfeit money shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not more than three years or criminal detention and shall also, or shall only, be fined not less than 10000 yuan but not more than 100000 yuan. Fat woman, think it over."
The skilled legal provisions, the resolute expression, the solemn tone, and the deliberate omission of the sentence "a large amount" can frighten the charterer.
Ding Youcai was also afraid: "wife, look, is it real money or fake money?"
The charterer calmed down, picked up the money, rubbed and touched it, looked at the light, and checked it for two minutes.
Ding Youcai asked, "is it true or false?"
"I can''t see."
Mai Xiaoyu took his mobile phone: "fat woman, change or not?"
Change!
The charterer quickly took out a handful of money from her pocket, counted out two twenties and one ten and handed it to Mai Xiaoyu.
Mai Xiaoyu picked it up and checked it one by one.
First, check whether the color of the note is uniform, second, check whether the digital color of the foot changes, third, check whether there are hidden numbers in the side pattern, fourth, check whether the metal line in the note is complete, fifth, check whether there is a watermark pattern in the blank, and sixth, check whether the blind spot in the lower right corner is uneven
That posture was called a professional. The bluffing Ding Youcai and his wife were stunned and became more and more suspicious that their fifty was counterfeit money.
A few minutes later, Mai Xiaoyu finished his inspection.
"Fat woman, you know. If you dare to fool me with fake money again, I will call the police and catch you. Get out."
Ding Youcai and his wife were relieved, especially the charterer. They left in a hurry without their previous arrogance.
As soon as he went out, Ding Youcai asked, "how did you collect the money? I didn''t find the fake money of 50 yuan?"
"I''ve been very careful when I collect money. I''ve used the cash detector for more than 50 yuan... Did you use fake money to change packages, steal my mother''s money and go to the shampoo room in the east of the village to find a young lady!"
"You are unreasonable!"
"I''m unreasonable? Ding Youcai, Ding Youcai, what are you? Don''t I know? Last month you peeped at the big girl taking a bath... What are you doing? Are you guilty of being a thief? Stop for me and see if I can catch you and beat you..."
The couple''s voice was getting farther and farther away. Soon, there was a crackling sound in the downstairs yard, which attracted the dogs in the yard to keep barking and the surrounding dogs to bark.
Hearing the sound outside, Mai Xiaoyu''s mouth tilted slightly. Smoke a cigarette and silently look at Liu Yan who has a big meal opposite.
"The dishes are cold," said Mai Xiaoyu.
Liu Yan didn''t speak and ate in a big gulp.
"What do you do? I think your cosmetics and clothes are OK. Why can''t you even get two or three hundred yuan?"
Liu Yan hesitated for a moment and said, "I had it all together. I went to wash the car this morning, and the car washing shop charged me 130..."
"One hundred and three? You''ve been killed. Alas, you''re pathetic enough to say." Mai Xiaoyu sighed. "I find you''re very strong. I haven''t shed a tear since last night."
"Is it useful to cry?"
Mai Xiaoyu thumbed up: "well said."
Liu Yan stopped talking and continued to eat.
There are fewer and fewer meals on the plate, but Liu Yan is still eating.
Even after burping several times, he didn''t put down his chopsticks.
Mai Xiaoyu said suspiciously, "even if you''re full, you don''t have to eat it all."
Liu Yan put down her chopsticks to drink water and asked, "the fifty yuan just now is true, isn''t it?"
Mai Xiaoyu nodded.
"Then why are you..."
"No, she''s too arrogant. I can''t stand it. I called her ''fat woman'' by the way."
Liu Yan stopped talking, picked up chopsticks, ate the dishes on the plate, ate all the rice, and then drank water.
After drinking several large glasses of water, she suddenly ran into the bathroom with her mouth covered.
"Vomit -"
In the bathroom, the sound of vomiting lasted for a while, followed by the sound of flushing, and then the sound of running water washing your face, gargling and brushing your teeth.
When Liu Yan came out of the bathroom, Mai Xiaoyu asked, "what do you want to do?"
Liu Yan walked up to Mai Xiaoyu and said, "this is the most full meal I have had since I came to Yanjing."
"And then?"
Then, start undressing