Introduction: Dylan: “By Voldemort’s name, I’ve only mastered the full-level Unforgivable Curses. Please believe me, I’m really a good kid! You can see from what I’ve done at school!”Professor McGonagall: “You mean how you used the Unforgivable Curse at a rate of one hundred per second to defeat an entire gathering of Death Eaters, and how you teamed up with a group of Dementors, able to control them at will?”Dylan: “No, what I mean is, there’s not a single book in the library I haven’t read! All my classes are at full level, and my magic too! Even Voldemort was defeated by me using the Unforgivable Curse.”Professor McGonagall: “Exactly, and those cultists even want to elect you as the new Dark Lord!”Dylan: “Oh my God, Professor, is this really a problem? I could just cast Avada Kedavra and wipe out all those Death Eaters, and no one would want me to be the Dark Lord anymore!”...