Introduction: If Monty Pythons had a loved child, Monarch of Kingdoms would be unofficially be it. They would need to obtain the official title from the Office of Birth, Deaths and Carriages head by Biggus Diccus. Double alas, as Biggus Diccus requires an enormous amount of clean paper to wipe away leftover mess some 3-headed knight dropped onto his lap last minute, before he can make good on the Holy Python Son title.So, in the meantime...As tiffin brews in a certain wonky kingdom, some random affair has developed to engage the following party. Overpowered kind witches. A talking horse who likes to gamble. A fatherly sea dragon. Bard. Two gay kings of old. And one man fated to retrieve a holey cup. All revolving around a strapping handsome prince, nicknamed the 'Once and Future King', who is on a deliver-sword quest to retain his rights to his favorite reading materials. Inadvertently, throw himself onto the path of uniting his kingdom against an evil overseas invasion from some mysterious, Shadow Order of Cynics.Daily updates from 28/04...