Introduction: Take one anxious witch with uncontrollable cosmic power. Add one officious obsessed squirrel, a cynical witch, a gorgon auditor, and a puddle elemental. Fold in a (potentially) universe-threatening prophecy. Season liberally with bureaucratic incompetence and existential dread. The result? A chaotic adventure perfect for fans of Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett who understand that sometimes the biggest monster is the filing system....