Introduction: Like most pet rats, Princess Snugglypants plans to nap the day away and maybe dip into her stash of sunflower seeds once her humans are asleep. But when aliens invade the Earth and abduct her owner's father, she finds herself instead responsible for keeping a young human girl safe.It's a good thing that unlike most pet rats, Princess Snugglypants knows kung fu.Hello, E.O. Tenkey here! Before you start reading, please note: this is a feel-good adventure rated "PG" for comic violence. It is not grimdark. There are no stats or systems. There are no romantic entanglements of any kind.In other words, if you are mainly interested in the typical Royal Road fare, this probably won't be your cup of tea. ??For the rest of you, I hope you enjoy the ride! (Fair warning: Chapter 1 is about as dark as the story is likely to get. You should have a very good sense for whether you want to keep reading once you've read through Chapter 3.) As always, this will be a completed story; I expect it to be of a novella or short novel's length, but we'll see where Princess Snugglypants takes us....