Introduction: ?? Synopsis – Reborn in Lucala: From Broken Drunk to Blessed DegenerateBy: ItachivakVaknin was nineteen.Alcoholic. Depressed. Addicted to bad choices and even worse waifus. One night, with no hope left and his search history still intact, he stepped toward the end...Only to get hit by a truck.He expected nothingness.Instead, he woke up in a cradle — reborn in a strange, dangerous, and magical world known as Lucala. His new name?Sakamoto.His new parents? A legendary monster hunter and a divine-tier elf priestess.His new sword? Cursed. Talking. And might actually like him.But Sakamoto is no chosen one.He’s broken. Regretful. Haunted by who he used to be.Now, at the age of four, he’s fighting memory-eating monsters, outsmarting noble brats, bonding with chaotic elf girls, and trying (and failing) to avoid becoming someone important.Because the world is shifting.The seals are breaking.And someone in the shadows knows his real name… and wants him dead.?? Features:Deep worldbuilding (magic, guilds, demon kings, ancient swords)Emotional, funny, and sometimes unhinged charactersA cursed sword with too much sassParty-building, rivalries, and explosive fightsSlow-burn character growth like Mushoku TenseiLewd jokes. Goosebumps. Occasional existential dread.Absolute peak vibesCan a broken soul be reforged into something legendary?Or will Sakamoto shatter again — this time for good?...