Introduction: The System, an omnipresent being spread across all realities, likes stories. To obtain such stories, it has begun another Acensiom Tournament in a new world. In the process, it populates the world with monsters.One such monster was meant to be a snake. Instead, it became a vampire. One that likes sunlight. It really likes sunlight.Can this new reality survive a living paradox?...Assuming, of course, it doesn't decide to just sleep all day....