"Miss Wu, I''m ready," director Chen said respectfully.
Mi Liang leaned and listened to the director of the third hospital speak in this tone. There was a burst of inexplicable happiness in his heart.
This must be the biggest cow in the country. I should be saved!
"Boss, I tore the condom?"
"HMM." Wu Mian nodded.
Mi Liang was stunned.
He had no doubt that the man who operated on himself was indeed a big cow.
The professors of Massachusetts General Hospital, who have just been domineering and stubborn, are now much more gentle, even a little humble. What level and identity are the people who want to operate on themselves?
But
What the hell is a condom!
For a moment, the plots in all kinds of small films came in one after another.
The epidemic situation is getting worse and worse. A group of criminals take advantage of this gap to commit criminal acts, and they are lying naked and sideways on the bed for colonoscopy; Behind him, several wretched men are tearing open a bag of condoms
what the hell!
Mi Liang''s instant spirit, his fatigue, loss, helplessness and sadness these days have disappeared.
He sat up at once, his pupils filled with fear and helplessness, and wanted to jump out of bed and try to escape.
"Hmm?" Wu Mian frowned slightly. "Director Chen, didn''t you tell the patient before the operation?"
"Er..." director Chen grabbed Mi Liang. "What are you doing? Lie back quickly and have an operation soon. What if the bottle cap cuts the intestines in case of such violent activities!"
"You... You... You..." Mi Liang saw the familiar condom packaging. He was so frightened that he couldn''t even say a word.
"Alas." Wu Mian sighed deeply. After all, he is not his own medical team. He has to do a lot of things himself.
It''s annoying.
"Mi Liang, right?" Wu Mian asked as gently as possible.
"I... yes, who are you?"
"The doctor who will operate on you." Wu Mian said, "put on your pants. I''ll draw a picture for you and tell you how to do the operation. Then you''ll know."
"Miss Wu, don''t worry." director Chen glared at Mi Liang.
"Let''s talk about it, otherwise the patient is in a state of tension, vagus nerve excitement leads to smooth muscle spasm, and there may be serious accidents during the operation." Wu Mian was not in a hurry, went to the table in the corner, picked up a piece of paper and drew a pattern on it with a ballpoint pen.
After two words, director Chen stared at the sketch, nailed it like a nail, and couldn''t pull it out.
At first glance, several uninterrupted curves were quickly sketched out the anatomical structure. The ballpoint pen was like a scalpel. It cut through the void and opened the teacher''s stomach. The internal organs were clear.
It is also a perspective mode. The focus of the field of vision is concentrated in the hepatic curvature of the colon, where a bottle cap appears prominently.
Even Mr. Wu painted many lifelike teeth. It looked like a real beer bottle cap.
"Doctor, you draw very well."
"I practiced it when I told the patient about the operation process. I always learned it when I was hospitalized a year." Wu Mian smiled and said, "here, there are 21 teeth on the beer bottle cap. Although I can''t compare with the blade, it''s much sharper than the intestines."
"21?" Mi Liang was stunned.
"Well." Wu Mian nodded, "if you don''t talk about it, just go back and find it yourself."
Wu Mian continued to finish the sketch.
Although he didn''t use much pen power, director Chen still saw the lamina propria, the surrounding capillary network, and even the chylous duct and small intestinal gland clearly in his sketch.
Not to mention director Chen, even Mi Liang, who had never seen it, immediately knew that this was his gut and the hateful bottle cap.
Wu Mian explained clearly how to do it, and the steps are not difficult. It is similar to loading an elephant into a refrigerator in several steps.
A few minutes later, Wu Mian put down his pen and asked, "is there anything you don''t understand?"
Mi Liang looked at the sketch in a daze. What he remembered in his mind was the situation that the bottle cap and quilt were put in and pulled out along his intestines.
He shook his head.
"Don''t worry, I''ll do the operation myself." Wu Mian said faintly. "It''s just a small operation. If there''s no problem, please put yourself in a good position."
Posture
Mi Liang''s heart was evil again. The doctor looks very gentle, but how can he be evil? I''m not such a person at ordinary times.
Maybe... There are countless thoughts in MI Liang''s mind. Watching small movies is harmful.
"Miss Wu, can I have this sketch?" a little nurse asked.
"Yes." Wu Mian narrowed his eyes, smiled and signed his name.
The little nurse was like a treasure. Under the sharp eyes of director Chen, she did not hesitate to put away the sketch and hide it like a baby.
"Get ready," Wu Mian said.
"Boss, you are good at everything, but you talk too much to the patient before the operation." Professor beilac nagged.
"You should have done this kind of work," said Wu Mian coldly.
“……”
Professor beilac quickly opened the package, took out the condom, stroked it open and put it in the palm of his hand.
Wu Mian operated the enteroscope pliers, clamped the edge of the condom, and slowly sent it along the fiber enteroscope.
On the screen, the reddish intestinal wall wriggled slightly, and Wu Mian didn''t have any special actions at various turning positions. The enteroscope came to the position of colon and liver curve smoothly.
With the edge of the condom, the enteroscope pliers pressed slightly against the intestinal wall and pushed out a little gap. Before director Chen, Barack and Miliang could see clearly, half of the bottle caps in the next frame had entered the condom.
Another enteroscope forceps pulled the opposite condom and put the bottle cap in. The double forceps also made a cross, such as tying a button when carrying a plastic bag, simply closing the condom outlet, and then began to pull it out.
Director Chen has no doubt that even if Mr. Wu wants to tie a bow, he can still do it easily in the narrow and narrow space of the intestinal cavity.
"It''s over." Wu Mian smiled, took out the condom with the bottle cap, gave Mi Liang a look at it, took off his gloves and turned to wash his hands.
"Awesome!" exclaimed professor bellac in a low voice.
"Don''t open your stomach if you encounter a similar situation in the future," Wu Mian said. "After all, you are a member of my medical team. If you say it, it will make Mayo and Cleveland laugh."
"Those bichi people can''t do it! Their imagination can''t reach your lowest level, boss, you are medical..."
"Shut up."
"Mr. Wu, your technique..." director Chen was stunned for a long time and found that he didn''t know what adjective to use to describe the operation he just saw.
do a job with skill and ease?
Or a cook?
No, it''s good for surgery. There is nothing difficult to operate. The main thing is the idea - unrestrained.
Director Chen walked out of the endoscopy room with Wu Mian while thinking.
"It''s a very simple operation. It''s rare to use things to hold bottle caps." Wu Mian narrowed his eyes and said with a smile, "with ideas, it''s very simple to encounter similar situations next time."