"Do you know what you refused?" Professor bellac asked angrily.
"This unlucky guy refused the great professor bellac''s personal operation. It seems that he should have been cursed by the witch, so he''s still not clear headed. My God, look at his expression, he seems to be wronged!" another professor bellac laughed.
"Professor, why don''t you go to the office first and I''ll communicate with the patient?" the doctor on duty suggested helplessly.
According to Professor beilac, it is 100% to be complained afterwards. Patients may not complain about a professor in Massachusetts, but they will complain about themselves.
In order to put an end to the hidden danger, the clinician couldn''t bear to want to expel professor beilac.
"No, I saw this cursed ''unlucky'' guy for the first time." Professor beilac looked at Mi Liang with interest. "How would he choose? It''s really a..."
Professor beilac nagged that the two of him were constantly talking. Since listening to the German cloud society crosstalk downloaded from Ren Haitao''s mobile phone, his self dialogue ability has increased a lot.
Mi Liang stared at professor beilac with shining eyes, and looked at the blue surgical mask. With the rhythm of his speech, it was very rhythmic.
Is there such a person in the world? I won''t find him for surgery! Even if I break the sky, I won''t find him!
"Professor, would you please go to the office?" the doctor on duty said helplessly with a strong tone.
"Are you talking to your superior doctor!" Professor bellac asked proudly.
"I..." the doctor on duty really didn''t dare to say anything more, even if he hated the man in front of him.
Afraid of doing something, the Dean came back and scolded himself. It''s not worth it.
But now
The situation was tangled. The doctor on duty didn''t know how to deal with the complex situation. He almost didn''t cry.
One side is a complaint, the other side is a complaint. During the epidemic, everyone is very tired and in a bad mood.
Really.
This damn neurotic Professor!
"Professor beilac, let''s go back." Ren Haitao hurried down and dragged beilac''s sleeve.
"Ren, you don''t know that this patient drank the bottle cap when he drank beer!" Professor beilac said happily.
Mi Liang was in a trance. He even felt that the Massachusetts professor in front of him would take out a big horn next second and tell people all over the world that he had a bottle cap in his stomach.
"Professor beilac, this is the patient''s privacy." Ren Haitao frowned and advised.
"I know, I just want to operate on him and take out the bottle cap. This is the only way, and the operation can''t be delayed. Who knows if intestinal peristalsis will lead to..."
Professor beilac began to talk about the mode of crosstalk again.
Ren Haitao pulled professor beilac away. They lived together and got familiar with a lot recently.
"Ren, what are you doing?"
"I want to report it to Mr. Wu," Ren Haitao said seriously.
As soon as he heard the boss, Professor beilac immediately calmed down.
Ren Haitao didn''t just talk. He took out his mobile phone and called Wu Mian directly, regardless of Professor beilac''s winking expression.
"Teacher Wu..." Ren Haitao began to talk to Wu Mian about this situation.
"Oh? Bottle cap? Can colonoscopy be done now?" asked Wu Mian.
"Yes, wait a minute, I''ll check." Ren Haitao looked at the doctor on duty and asked, "the patient''s colonoscopy is sure to be done, isn''t it?"
"Yes, doctor Ren." the doctor on duty said hurriedly, "I left a picture. I see that the metal edge of the bottle cap is a little sharp. I don''t dare to pull it over at the position of liver curvature, otherwise I''m afraid there will be side injuries."
"Mr. Wu, I''ve done it. There are pictures. If you''re interested, I''ll send them to you. What do you think of Professor Barack''s side?"
"Lao Ren, you call Barack." Wu Mian said faintly.
"Professor, Miss Wu is looking for you." Ren Haitao handed over his mobile phone.
Professor beilac was a little stunned, took the phone, bent down involuntarily, and the wrinkles from the corners of his eyes could kill mosquitoes.
"Boss, are you off duty?" Professor beilac greeted politely.
"Bellac, if the cap of a beer bottle is, there is no need for surgery." Wu Mian said with certainty.
"Boss, you don''t even see the picture of enteroscope. You don''t know what it is! This is definitely not your style. You are usually very cautious. My God, I heard that the new pneumonia virus can lead to various complications, including taste failure and decreased sperm survival rate. Is your IQ..."
"Stupid bellac, you are killing yourself." another professor bellac immediately stopped his own behavior.
"You just haven''t seen it. Take the patient to the endoscopy room and I''ll operate it." Wu Mian said.
"Boss, are you coming here? It''s just a small operation!"
"Laparotomy and colonoscopy are two different methods. If I do it once, the doctor should have experience." Wu Mian said, "it''s actually very simple."
The two exchanged a few words, and Professor beilac returned the phone to Ren Haitao.
He stopped talking about a person''s cross talk, but stared at the end of the corridor without knowing what he was thinking.
Ren Haitao and Wu Mian said a few words and hung up the phone. He communicated with the doctor on duty to explain the situation.
The world without professor beilac is much quieter, and the communication between doctors and patients is also smooth.
Miliang heard that a Daniel doctor who came to Tianhe to support said that he could take out the bottle cap with an enteroscope. He suddenly felt like he had a narrow escape from death and promised without any chance.
Fortunately, I haven''t eaten or drank water yet, which will not affect the next diagnosis and treatment.
Sign, wait.
This side sent Mi Liang to the gastroenteroscope room in advance, and Professor beilac simply walked out of the hospital door and stood in the cold wind waiting for the arrival of the boss.
More than an hour later, Wu Mian came to the third hospital.
"Boss, is it really you? I thought your brain was eaten clean by brain eaters and changed to another person. Or prions turned your brain into a sponge..." Professor bellac nagged.
"How could it be?" Wu Mian was not angry, looked at professor beilac and said, "beilac, I heard you said the patient was unlucky?"
"I''m just stating a fact." Professor beilac''s voice was much lower, lowered his head and didn''t dare to look at Wu Mian.
"You''re not fit to go to the ward. You''d better wait until the patient''s general anesthesia is over." Wu Mian said.
Professor bellac took a breath, then posted it and asked, "boss..."
Without waiting for him to speak, Wu Mian jumped one meter away, frowned and said, "keep the distance."