"Be careful," Wu Mian said in a deep voice.
At this time, the hemostatic forceps in his right hand had been pulled out in a hurry, dragging a sterile middle sheet to prepare for defecation.
Trinket was as slippery as a ghost. He had already pulled back, stretched his arms as far as possible, and dragged the sterile middle sheet.
Pieces of stool are gradually squeezed out, and the peculiar smell in the disposal room is gradually rich, just like the essence. I don''t know when the smell turned into a big fist, which hit Yang Lei on the nose.
"I had an operation for stomach gangrene today, which made people cry." Wu Mian chatted with Wei Dabao while defecating.
Yang Lei knows that doctors have a big heart, otherwise he won''t work long in this post.
But he never thought that chief Wu''s heart was so big that he could talk at this time. What is he made of? Yang Lei held his breath and thought to himself.
"Chief Wu, how many stools does it take?" asked trinket.
"I don''t know," said Wu Mian. "I''m not an clairvoyant. I can see how much stool is accumulated in the patient''s intestines. Be careful, Dr. Yang. Please open the window."
"Oh, oh." Yang Lei had always wanted to open the window, but he was afraid that Wu Mian would scold himself and say something like freezing the patient.
"Sui Wenyuan, open the window for a while. If you feel cold, talk," Wu Mian said.
"Wu... Section chief, open it now. I can''t stand being smoked." Sui Wenyuan said in a stuffy voice, "it''s so smelly."
"Relax, don''t exert yourself. In case the anal sphincter cuts off the stool, you are afraid of pain, and your stool may not be clean." Wu Mian told him tirelessly.
"I see. Let it be and don''t bother," Sui Wenyuan said.
Trinket felt like an assembly line worker. When his stool came down a little, section chief Wu "broke" the lower stool a little, and then put it on the middle list by himself.
Sui Wenyuan has accumulated so many years of stool. How can there be so much!
Trinket was worried.
Defecation seems to be endless, little by little. But as time goes by, the diameter becomes smaller and smaller, and the color gradually fades from deep black, which is about to return to the original yellowish brown.
Shh, Wei Dabao breathed a sigh of relief.
If it hadn''t been for chief Wu to deal with it, so many stools wouldn''t have burst Sui Wenyuan''s stomach?
With the faster and faster discharge of feces from the anal mouth, the stronger and faster contraction ability and frequency of sphincter, the frequency of tidying up feces by Weber has also accelerated.
Soon, Sui Wenyuan made a very comfortable sound.
It''s probably not as good as the feeling that he can defecate without defecation for more than ten days.
But vaguely, Wei Dabao seemed to hear Sui Wenyuan''s stomach making a "grunt grunt".
Defecate and stimulate the intestine. This is a positive feedback process, which Wei Dabao remembers very clearly.
But not... No, Sui Wenyuan took sesame oil orally!
Wei Dabao wanted to remind him, but he immediately thought that chief Wu had asked this when he asked about his medical history. Now he is a little talkative.
He carefully moved back a little, changed the angle and tried to hide as far as possible.
"It''s too much..." Yang Lei said in surprise as he looked at the increasing height of feces accumulation on the sterile list.
"It''s OK," said Wu Mian. "Be careful, Dr. Yang. Please stay close."
Cut, the stool is all discharged. How can you let yourself lean against the side?
Yang Lei looked at the black stool, which had become yellowish brown, and the thickness gradually returned to normal. Sui Wenyuan''s anal sphincter gradually recovered from the thickness of the mineral water bottle, and the sphincter contraction was normal.
Tell Yang Lei everything. There''s no shit!
Section chief Wu''s technique is amazing. Sui Wenyuan''s stool is too thick. For this matter, Yang Lei thinks he can gossip for a year.
Who dares to disgust himself in the future!
If you talk about gossip at the wine table, tell it about the current situation, and make sure everyone is stunned and has no appetite at all.
"Relax, relax." Wu Mian comforted Sui Wenyuan.
"Dabaozi, you have to deal with so many stools when you''re done." Yang Lei frowned and came out of the illusory world of treating patients and saving people, and began to face practical problems.
People can''t live in illusion all the time.
There are a lot of things to face after treating patients and saving people. They don''t say whether they charge or not.
Sui Wenyuan, this is no longer a matter of money. The stool on the middle list has a strong taste, and there are many fecal stains on the ground. It''s disgusting to look at it.
The window is still open. If the patient leaves later, who will clean the house?
We must keep the trinket in advance, or the nurses will not be willing to clean up as soon as the goods leave. It''s their own job.
At least the patient''s thanks for the benefits of others. Yang Lei doesn''t do dirty and hard work by himself.
"Lao Yang, can''t I let Sui Wen go away to pay the fee?" said Wei Dabao with a smile.
"You dare!"
"OK, OK, I''ll clean it up. It''s all agreed before," said trinket, with his arms straight and hiding far away in an odd perfunctory manner.
"If you don''t clean up, believe it or not, I''ll smash your glass with this pile of things." Yang Lei stepped forward and stared at Wei Dabao.
"If not, let Sui Wenyuan clean it up." Wei Dabao was not afraid and smiled. "It''s time to discharge. It''s normal to do some work."
Yang Lei looked at Wei Dabao''s happy appearance. He was particularly unhappy. As for why, Yang Lei himself can''t say clearly.
"How can you let the patients clean up." Yang Lei first glanced at section chief Wu. Seeing that he didn''t speak, he stared at Sui Wenyuan''s Chrysanthemum and said with a stare at Wei Dabao.
"Just kidding, Lao Yang, how can you take it seriously. Can you really..."
"Be careful!" Wu Mian roared in a deep voice. Then he loosened his right hand, and Zhongdan fell down with feces. He picked up the prepared cut baggage skin with both hands and blocked it in front of him.
Wei Dabao concentrated on preparation early in the morning. Although he was old and his reaction was slightly slow, he was far from Sui Wenyuan''s Chrysanthemum. He also learned the same thing, threw down the middle sheet and feces and picked up the baggage skin.
Yang Lei was stunned, and then a "gun" sounded in his ear.
"Bang ~ ~"
The sound was far away, as if it came from the horizon, like dull thunder and roaring.
The voice was very close, as if it were in my ear. Someone pointed a gun at his temple and pulled the trigger.
Yang Lei saw a stream of gas gushing out of the chrysanthemum. He was so happy, so excited and so impatient.
He only had time to close his eyes and read the lightning flash. This must be an illusion... How can gas be seen?! No way, it''s unscientific!
Countless thin and broken stones hit his face, just like a naughty child standing next to him throwing things at Yang Lei.