"Brother, go and persuade." Chu Zhixi looked back and said, "if you eat any more, the girl must be hospitalized."
"Emmmm..." Wu Mian knocked on the table with his right finger, meditated for two seconds, and said with a smile, "there is no way to persuade."
"Why?" Chu Zhixi asked suspiciously.
"They''re broadcasting live, and they don''t break the law. What am I going to say? From eating and broadcasting directly to Dr. Wu''s small class? I guess in that case, the video will directly brush the list, and the old headmaster''s phone will have to call in an hour later." Wu Mian smiled. "The teacher''s phone also has to come in and ask me what''s going on."
"But they are so..."
"I can''t persuade you." Wu Mian said with a smile, but he waved, asked the waiter for a pen and paper, wrote a telephone number, then got up, walked behind the girl guide, and said gently, "can you excuse me?"
The girl in the guide was cheering on the food broadcast. She listened to someone talking behind her, frowned and turned around, "what''s the matter? We didn''t disturb..."
Halfway through, she saw Wu Mian''s face. For a moment, the girl in the guide felt that the world was bright.
This is the truth!
This is justice!!
"Hello... What can I do for you?" the girl in the guide asked shyly.
"This is my phone." Wu Mian handed the note and said with a smile.
"..." the girl in the guide was stunned and then overjoyed.
Is there anything better to be approached by a handsome man for no reason? Today''s weather is really good. Every snowflake looks crystal clear and innocent.
"I''m a doctor," Wu Mian continued. "If she has any discomfort these days, you can contact me at any time."
"Oh." the girl nodded blindly and didn''t even hear what Wu Mian said.
"Overeating is bad for your health." although Wu Mian knew it was useless to speak, he still couldn''t help saying to the girl, "I think she can''t eat anymore. If you can, finish it as soon as possible."
If you change people, even if the girl in the guide doesn''t fan her big mouth, she has to scold. It''s none of your business.
But Wu Mian said this, with the aura of the protagonist around the high-value person, chakraman, infinitely reducing her resistance.
"As soon as possible, we won''t disturb you to eat." the girl in the guide wanted to make a good impression on Wu Mian as much as possible. She said in the most gentle tone.
"I''m a doctor." Wu Mian had guessed that the man in front of him didn''t understand what he said, and repeated, "if you have any discomfort these days, you can call me at any time."
"Yes, I know." the girl nodded repeatedly.
Even if there''s nothing uncomfortable, my little brother''s phone is here, and I should add a wechat. She thought, smiling into flowers.
Wu Mian turned back and said with a smile, "you see, I said it''s useless. You, too, don''t say it yourself. You have to let me say it."
"Eh? They are really still eating." Chu Zhixi looked at the diagonal eating broadcast in surprise.
"The news of the sudden death of Li Hui, a 54 year old Chinese American stomach king, has been very popular recently," Wu Mian said. "I didn''t expect people to die, but funerals are popular in China, and eating and broadcasting are more popular."
"The cause of death of big stomach King Li Hui has nothing to do with overeating. People have long retired."
"Alas." Wu Mian sighed, "what a pity, the chemistry professor of Nanjing University..."
Chu Zhixi knew that Li Hui, the king of big stomach, was a chemistry professor at NTU before going abroad. After going abroad, she ran several stores. Later, she found that she had a talent for eating and began to become the king of big stomach.
After Li Hui''s death, her brother said something like regret.
"Not to mention this, there is a documentary called" a thousand ways to die "in the United States. I recommend you to have a look." Wu Mian dissipated his unhappiness and said with a smile.
"I don''t want to see the name, just like death." Chu Zhixi was not curious. She said as she ordered.
"It''s recorded that the boss of an organization was imprisoned in prison. His men spent several months digging an underground passage to help him escape from prison, and finally succeeded. After he came out, he prepared a lot of delicacies to" catch the wind "for him." Wu Mian said, "so you can guess what happened later."
"Dead?"
"Yes," said Wu Mian, "in the old society, people who were dying of hunger must not eat so much. Only after drinking millet porridge for a few days can they eat normally."
"What''s the problem?"
"I think it''s acute gastric distension," Wu Mian said.
Acute gastric dilatation refers to the extreme dilatation of the stomach and duodenum due to a large amount of contents that cannot be discharged in a short time, resulting in repeated vomiting, water electrolyte disorder, even shock and death.
In addition to the professional big stomach king, this disease mostly occurs after surgery, and it is not particularly rare in clinic.
"All history is modern history, just like ancient Rome," said Wu Mian. "The philosopher Seneca has a wonderful description: the Romans vomit to eat, and eat to vomit."
"It''s disgusting."
"There are too many delicious food. I just want to taste it. But people''s stomach is limited. What should I do?" Wu Mian said with a smile. "Girl, do you know what they like most? That''s not rigorous. It should be a kind of food loved by the so-called nobles."
Chu Zhixi frowned. She knew that her brother must say something disgusting at this time.
As a doctor, Chu Zhixi is immune to the stem of excrement, urine and fart. But what my brother said can always break through the limit.
"It is said that they like to eat dormouses watered with honey," Wu Mian said. "But this food needs cold chain transportation."
"Hahaha, nonsense, there was no cold chain transportation at that time."
"Use ice." Wu Mian said, "when the temperature drops, the Dormouse thinks it''s winter, so it starts to the East. When it is sent to the ancient Roman nobles, it is still sleeping, then pour honey and swallow it raw."
"..." Chu Zhixi was stunned. "They are not afraid that dormouses will be activated by stabbing in their stomach? Besides, how can they eat that thing?"
At the thought of mice... Honey... Eating... Spitting out again, Chu Zhixi had no idea of eating in an instant.
She felt that her irregular diet but not fat was not a talent, but a side effect brought by her brother.
"Who knows, maybe they will spit out after eating. I see records that some dormouses are still alive after being vomited out."
"Stop talking, it''s disgusting." Chu Zhixi frowned: "brother, can''t you say something about sunshine?"
"The reason why the case is a case..." Wu Mian shook his head, smiled and stopped talking.