《Adcium's Dream Diary》


 March 27th 2025

    I was walking through a mostly empty neighborhood with a metal cart, a mix of a shopping cart and a flat platform dolly (similar to the ones at costco or home depot)


    This middle-aged woman got angry at me, saying that I couldn''t have that in their neighborhood because of the HOA. I kept trying to politely tell them that I was literally just walking through since it was the shortest path to my home


    They kept telling me the same thing over and over. Eventually, I got angry and started yelling and cursing, which led to them getting up in my face


    Not the nicest woman, I thought to myself


    After I had left the neighborhood I got home and the cart just kinda phased out of existence or something.


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    I ''blink'' and I''m at my old middle school (it''s always my middle school for some reason). The buses are packed full and they''re rushing out of there, leaving me no time to make it to the bus, I never seem to catch the bus, unfortunately.


    Lucky for me, in this world it is much easier to reach home than it was back then


    All I need to do is take a left out of the school and walk for a while before I reach a group of shops, take a shortcut through a carwash/mechanic place (they do both), which is right next door to a gas station


    After that, I pass a motel with a swimming pool (In other dreams, I''ve drowned in it or had a good time)


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    After passing the motel, I reached the neighborhood from earlier. It seems this might be a new place in my dreams. I''ll find out later, I guess


    As I go through the neighborhood from earlier, I find out that in this place, they can kill you on sight if you don''t follow the rules, and they usually do so without much hesitation


    This makes me feel very bad about the way I was acting, since it turns out that at any moment, if she had been fed up with me, my head would''ve been gone.


    I look for her house and find it successfully


    I then apologize, and she explains that she understands that a lot of the rules don''t make sense, but she unfortunately doesn''t create or edit them, but she can choose how to enforce them


    We made up after talking. I met her family, she has a husband, a dog, 2 daughters, and a son, they were all lovely, but they were in a rush to leave since it was spring break or something


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    I ''blink'' again, and find myself at a cliff nearby the apartments where I live, I am surrounded by kids and teens who are on their way back from school (I am in my twenties btw, no fucking clue why I constantly dream about my middle school lmao)


    I decide to show all of the kids my neat "trick" (This is something I''ve been able to do in my dreams for years and thinking about it still makes me laugh my ass off)


    I flap my arms like a bird, but the trick is, I flap them REALLY hard, and now I can glide really well, using updrafts in the air and other neat tricks I know, I am able to safely reach the porch of my apartment while I watch dozens of kids glide around to their apartments


    I open the sliding glass door and enter my apartment, I am on like the 8th floor or something


    I close and lock the glass door, and then turn around and go to the bathroom


    While in the bathroom, I shave all of the skin off of my legs so I can feed it to my cat (big wtf moment ik)


    While my leg skin regrows super quickly, my parents and siblings come back and have a surprise for me


    A bag of potatoes, which I am going to use to-


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    Dream ends there, I wonder what I was going to use the potatoes for, everyone (including me) seemed really happy to see them in the dream

 March 28th 2025

    I am following 3 people in this dream for most of it


    The first is a skinny dude who seems to be super smart, the second seems to be a overweight guy who is nice but Ikes to play pranks, and the third is a short girl who is really strong and likes to make fun of people (in a playful not mean way)


    I am in my grandma''s house (not my real grandma or a real house that makes sense)


    The house is connected to the rest of the world in a weird way. There¡¯s a gas station that is in the middle of the ¡°living room.¡±


    It seems that most people don¡¯t realize that the house is there and will ignore anyone inside


    The 3 people I am following seem to be doing nefarious things, as they¡¯re always driving around in a white van and talking about shady stuff like you¡¯d see in a B-tier robber movie, but they¡¯re actually a pranking channel on youtube (not a bad one though)


    These people have secret routes throughout the ¡®city¡¯


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    The dream starts with me sitting in the van (the van only has two openings, a single large door, similar to an RV door, on both sides of the van near the seating area) as we pull up to the mall, with them talking about ideas


    The first guy, who is the lead and driver, is telling the second guy to hold the camera and tells the girl that, since they aren¡¯t doing any theatrics right now, she can do whatever while we go inside and buy stuff


    The inside is mostly a blur, but I do remember that we bought a bunch of props and some silly stuff like squirt guns and some glass plates


    When we come outside, we see a distressed guy in front of a car that has somehow lost his prized plate, and it is sitting in the car, with a seatbelt on


    One of the windows is open, so the girl dives in and gets the plate out for him, and when she comes out, it turns out that it was actually the van we drove here in (some dream logic right here lol)


    We get in the van (only has 4 seats despite it being a very large van, 1 in the front, and a single ¡®bench¡¯ with 3 seats, it sits 3 comfortably and isn¡¯t like a 3 bench in a car)


    I sit on the very left, and the girl sits on the right


    The skinny guy begins to drive away slowly, causing the big guy some alarm, so he runs up to the van and gets in, all while jokingly calling the skinny guy names, and the girl laughs


    The big guy sits in the middle, and we really leave this time


    The parking lot of the mall has a brick wall on the road that leads in and out of the mall, and the skinny guy begins lining up the van to the brick wall and then floors it


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    We pick up speed, and when we reach the wall, we go right through it. I commented on it being similar to 9 and 3/4, and the rest laughed, saying they¡¯ve had their wall long before that existed


    After going through the wall, we end up onthe  roof of a subway tunnel, and we even see a train


    The train is moving from right to left in this tunnel, and the rest of the path is in front of the van behind the normal train tunnel


    The skinny guy hasn¡¯t slowed down once during this, and the train is just arriving right as we dive off and reach the area for the path, the train finishes passing by


    Leaving me with my heart in my mouth


    As we keep going, we reach the outside world where we leave the van


    We¡¯re in a deep ditch with lots of dirt, with a ladder and a pipe grate on the far end of where we are


    As the skinny guy and big guy go up the ladder, and the girl is talking about what I¡¯m going to be making for dinner that night, she keeps telling me not to add any chocolate or caramel (I can¡¯t remember which)


    I kept telling her that chocolate/caramel (forgot which lol) doesn¡¯t go in lasagna and that she has nothing to worry about. She calls me a liar. I am very confused


    Me and the girl reach the ladder when she tells me not to climb it, it¡¯s a bit late as my hand is already on the rungs of it (ladder is only like 5 - 6 feet tall and the pipe grate is opposite of the ladder area with a good 10 - 12 feet difference)


    It turns out that the big guy sprayed fake piss in a can, a gag type tool that makes anything it touches reek of cat piss for an hour


    So it¡¯s on my hand now, and now the girl is laughing at me


    She uses the pipe grate to get up and out and I start to do the same (I am fat and unable to do this type of shit irl lol, silly dreams)


    When I am halfway up, I hear a commotion above, with the girl speaking very sweetly and slowly telling somebody to calm down


    I am then met with a gun straight in my face from above, with what appears to be a mentally ill person (They just gave off that vibe, for all I know it could¡¯ve been a dream crackhead) holding it


    The person tells me that I need to drop down and use the ladder, otherwise they¡¯re going to shoot me


    I carefully get down and look at the ladder with remorse and subdued anger


    I climb the ladder, and begin to reek of cat piss. The guy with the gun doesn¡¯t seem to notice or care


    Once I am up the ladder, the guy waves the girl over to me so we¡¯re both in his sights


    He tells us that he tried robbing the gas station, but they wouldn¡¯t let him since he wasn¡¯t old enough, so he was going to rob other people instead


    He is also apparently doing this for something sweet (This dude is robbing people for junk food lmao)


    We¡¯re technically inside and outside in this dream, so we go down a hallway that is in the middle of the street and enter the pantry area, which is near the kitchen


    I begin showing him muffins and stuff like chocolate chips and frosting


    He is eating it while still aiming the gun at me, it is at this point that I realize the girl slipped away


    I am led to the kitchen, since he wants me to make food for him instead of eating stuff that isn¡¯t at peak freshness (or something)


    The meal I already had set up to put in the oven is ¡®modified¡¯ by adding some stuff to it because he told me to, I tell him that it would still take over an hour to cook, so he got angry and told me to make something else while it cooked


    I made cookie dough and he started to eat that, when I noticed my ¡®grandma¡¯ (never seen this woman in my life, but in the dream she¡¯s my grandma) and the girl


    My grandma approaches all sneaky like and snatches the gun from the dude while also throwing him over her shoulder and catching the cookie dough bowl


    She tries some of the cookie dough and says, ¡°Needs more salt dumbass¡±


    I am standing there dumbfounded at how she¡¯s focusing on that, and then I ask her, ¡°How¡¯d you do that so simply, weren¡¯t you worried?¡±


    She aims the gun at me and fires 5 times, loud sounds going off, leaving me to think mini explosions have happened, and I fear for my life


    I stumble


    But nothing happened


    They¡¯re blanks


    This motherfucker had blanks in the gun (Also, the gun is similar to a revolver but it looks a bit squashed and is more oval than it should be, if that makes sense)


    I turn to the guy, and as I start to approach him, I hear my grandma mutter about my stench. I am now blushing to my ears in shame and anger


    The guy runs off to the hallway where my grandma appeared, only for me to see the girl dart after him


    I also begin chasing after them. he tries to escape the ¡®house'', but the girl gets to his side and slams into him, so he flies into a room


    We then begin beating him up, she¡¯s on his back smashing his head into the ground while I¡¯m on his back slamming and stretching/breaking his legs (Idk man, horrifying sounds were happening right now lol)


    He looks like a tangled-up mess by the time we¡¯re done with him


    The piss stench has worn off by now and we go back to the kitchen, where dinner is apparently done and pulled out


    We sit down to eat, and the girl stiffens up and looks at me in horror


    She screams at me, ¡°I TOLD YOU NOT TO PUT chocolate/caramel IN THIS YOU FUCKING MORON!¡±


    She then leaps onto the table (from a sitting position, mind you, amazing leg strength and coordination)


    And then kicks me square in the face


    I wake up

 April 2nd 2025

    I was in the chess club in high school. I was not good, mind you, but I had fun.


    My favorite piece is the knight


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    I was in the library (where chess club was held) and I was playing a weird version of chess where the boards and pieces were much larger


    You could add attachments to the pieces that gave the piece buffs for a few turns, depending on the color of the attachment


    It was like one of those bingoball roller things, when you stopped a capsule would be there that you could pull out, similar to the ones you''d see at a mall or arcade or whatever


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    I kept getting bad attachments


    The attachments are rated as such: Common (Grey), Uncommon (Green), Rare (Blue), Epic (Yellow), Legendary (Red), and Mythical (Iridescent)


    I kept getting common and uncommons


    Common would increase a piece''s end range by 1 for 1 turn


    Meaning a knight would now go 2 and then another 2 instead of the 2 1 (If that makes sense)


    You could evolve attachments by fusing 2 of the same (each attachment was also for a specific piece, common pawn, epic bishop, etc)


    Once a piece got at least 1 epic attachment you could "evolve" it into a new piece


    The evolved piece moved onto another board


    where you had to reach the next area


    Essentially, the game started at a common board, moved onto uncommon, etc all the way to Mythical board


    The boards got larger with new tiles and spaces, giving attachments and other stuff (I forget the rest)


    I made it to the epic board before my opponent got to mythical and won the game


    Snacks were being passed around as I lost and right before I bit into it, I woke up