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Chat request has been received from Gu Changge. Do you wish to accept?
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Chat request has been received from Zhang Xuan. Do you wish to accept?
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I''d earned several achievements, netting me a total of 125 points. The chat requests, on the other hand, I didn''t particularly want to bother with. I only accepted Sun Wukong''s. He had been the first person to send a chat request and likely knew what all the attention was about.
I hadn''t even thought about there being other Keeper''s, but, it did make sense for there to be others. I read the first message he''d sent just after I''d gone down to the world as Ming Yun.
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Sun Wukong: Hey, Jade Beauty, you''ve gone offline again! What''s happening?
Sun Wukong has sent a visitation request.
Sun Wukong has sent a visitation request.
Sun Wukong has sent a visitation request.
Sun Wukong: Jade Beauty, where are you!?
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I groaned. Who the hell was jade beauty?
I responded to inform him of the fact he mistook me for someone else.
| Jade Beauty: Sorry, Sun Wukong. You have the wrong person. I am Kuan Yin. |
I turned to Qinglong with a fierce look in my eye. "Why is my name Jade Beauty?" I let the words sit like daggers at his throat as I waited for an answer.
"The first Keeper of this universe chose that as their name, so every Keeper -- here at least -- since has been stuck with it." He lazily floated around, his tail flicked as he floated under a tree and bit an apple hanging from a low branch.
I frowned. "Is there any way to change it?" Qinglong didn''t respond. For what felt like the millionth time today, I groaned in frustration. Why the hell did my name have to be Jade Beauty? I turned back to the message request, startled. Sun Wukong had already responded.
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Sun Wukong: Damn! So there''s been a change in the Keeper!
Sun Wukong: Are you a woman?
Sun Wukong: I bet you''re even more attractive than the last Keeper!
Sun Wukong: Hey! Jade Beauty! Where did you go?
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For a moment, I debated not responding. I turned to glance at QInglong. No, responding would be a good idea. Getting any information was better than nothing, and QInglong wasn''t really at liberty to tell me more than I already knew.
Ch9: Sun Wukong has sent a visitation request!
I shared a long look with Qinglong before replying to Sun Wukong. This guy... I don''t think he''s right in the head!
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Jade Beauty: Ah, I''m sorry Sun Wukong. I wasn''t aware that I was Jade Beauty. I don''t see the need to mention whether or not I am a woman...
Sun Wukong: So you are! That''s great!
Sun Wukong has sent a visitation request.
Sun Wukong: Hey, Jade Beauty, let me come over. There''s a lot of stuff you need to know, you know? No other reason.
Sun Wukong has sent a visitation request.
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He definitely has mental issues! This guy is crazy! I sighed in exasperation as I looked to Qinglong. "Can''t he just tell me over the chat system?" QInglong let out a booming laugh.
"Of course he can, but that Sun Wukong is definitely not a normal guy. I wouldn''t accept his visitation request if I were you." I nodded. That much was pretty obvious.
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Jade Beauty: Sorry Sun Wukong but you definitely can''t come over. My system companion advised against it. Tell me what I need to know here! Thank you.
Sun Wukong: Damn those companions, always blocking me like this... The new beauties are so hard to get in touch with!!
Sun Wukong: Alright, listen up! What world type did you pick?
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"Qinglong, there''s no harm in answering this right?" This guy was a bit of a psycho. I didn''t want to tell him anything more than necessary.
He let out a hum as he thought for a few seconds. "No, there''s no danger in doing so. Not directly, at least." I gave him a sharp look.
"Not directly? Qinglong, can you tell me why it might be indirectly a bad idea?" His massive head shook in refusal. I sighed and turned back to this Sun Wukong guy. I really didn''t want to owe him favours.
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Jade Beauty: My system companion isn''t able to tell me why it''s a bad idea to tell you, just that it''s not. If you tell me why, maybe I will share that information with you too!
Sun Wukong: Don''t listen to that old system fart. Trust this grandaddy, I would never harm a Jade Beauty!
Sun Wukong has sent a visitation request.
Jade Beauty: Sorry, Sun Wukong! I still cannot accept your request to visit.
Sun Wukong: Worth a try. Anyway, the type of world you chose matters a lot. But there''s a pretty universal tip; you must stay involved with your creation. Whether you choose to do it as a key figure or as a god, it doesn''t matter, just stay involved!
Sun Wukong: Unless you chose a cultivation-type world. Definitely don''t go down there until you''ve reached the pinnacle!
Sun Wukong: Hey, Jade Beauty, why aren''t you responding? Did you choose a cultivation-type world? You definitely didn''t go down there right?
Sun Wukong has sent a visitation request.
Sun Wukong: Hey, Jade Beauty!! I''m really worried!
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Maybe just ignoring this guy was the right idea. He was really, seriously getting annoying! I felt a headache coming already.
"Qinglong, I can also be a god? I thought that only system companions were allowed to be that." Well, to be fair, I hadn''t even really considered it before. However he''d only mentioned electing himself as a god; not me.
I ignored the constant notifications from Sun Wukong as Qinglong spoke. "Of course, Kuan Yin." I thought for a few moments before bringing up the pantheon menu.
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God of the Eastern Winds, Qinglong
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I did have four remaining slots. My plan had been to recreate the four divine beasts and give them control over a direction. With the four major continents, it would''ve been a pretty solid plan. However now, with that extra slot, I had an idea.
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Heavenly Laws, Kuan Yin
Obviously, I wasn''t truly the Heavenly Laws; I''d already given those permissions to Qinglong. However, taking the title was probably a pretty good idea. If the world saw each of the four gods I''d planned to create as divine beasts who cultivated, then the Heavenly Laws surely stood above them right?
I nodded sagely. Yes, of course.
I was truly a genius! I giggled as I flexed my cultivator persona, before turning back to the chat with Sun Wukong.
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Jade Beauty: Hey, Sun Wukong, I really am okay. I just made myself a god within my divine pantheon menu.
Sun Wukong: Hey Jade Beauty, you really should stop ghosting me like all the other ladies! We really have some chemistry, you know?
Jade Beauty: ...
Jade Beauty: Is there anything else I should know?
Sun Wukong: Hmm... You could always inspire the mortals. Theories, techniques, stuff like that. Bless them with divine treasures! Immortal inheritances!
Jade Beauty: Oh, that''s a good idea. I hadn''t thought of creating inheritances.
Sun Wukong: Aha! I, the greatest under the system, have discovered your world type is most definitely cultivation! Jade Beauty, please cultivate to the pinnacle before descending!
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I frowned, turning to Qinglong again. Today really felt like a day for revelations. "Are all the Keepers enemies?" Qinglong spun around in the air as he pondered my question.
"No, not all Keepers are enemies." He hesitated before continuing. "In a way, they have the same kind of relationship two nations of equal power would." I gestured for him to continue.
"They both need all the friends they can get to rival the other nation. At the same time, they know that they can''t fight, at least not fully." I nodded. So it was like that, then?
"But," I spoke, "We will fight. Eventually." Qinglong sighed, and I guessed his answer before he even spoke it.
He couldn''t answer that question yet.
I decided turning back to Sun Wukong would hopefully reveal at least something of importance; Qinglong was too heavily restricted by the system.
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Jade Beauty: Hey, Sun Wukong. Do the Keepers fight each other?
Sun Wukong: Oh, wow. I''m guessing your planet is still a tier zero if you have to ask me that question. Probably a Wuxia world, right? Or maybe custom.
Sun Wukong: Nah, a newbie wouldn''t go for custom. Probably. Anyway, I forgot to answer your question. Yes. When your planet hits tier three, you''ll be forced into the Keeper Conflicts.
Jade Beauty: What are the Keeper Conflicts?
Sun Wukong has sent a visitation request.
Sun Wukong: The Keeper conflicts are a small-scale invasion from your universe, or defense on your universe, to or by another Keeper. Basically, you either send an army to another Keepers planet, or they send one to you.
Jade Beauty: Hey, don''t skip past the fact you just tried to get me to accidentally accept your visitation request!
Sun Wukong: Whoever has the foreign invader''s has to kill them all. Of course, you could just keep one alive for as long as possible and hope it lets you avoid the next few invasions. But most people who seriously try to invade you definitely wouldn''t allow that.
Jade Beauty: ... Thank you, Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong has sent a visitation request.
Sun Wukong: No problem, Jade Beauty!
Sun Wukong: Hey, do you want to join my Keeper clan? it''s filled with other people who have cultivation wor-
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With a slam, I closed the chat. What was wrong with that guy!? I swear to god if he sends one more visitation request, I will kill him myself after I hit tier three. I opened several menus before I finally found the details of my world.
| Wuxia World |
World Name [??] |
World Tier 0 |
| Keeper Name: Jade Beauty |
Worlds Owned: 1 |
Pantheons Created: 1 |
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World Details
A devastating, world ending catastrophe struck World Name which wiped out the previous civilizations. Only the remnants of their buildings, techniques, and vast power remain. A broken and recovering civilization of humans have begin to build back up and try to uncover the truth of the past. With a pantheon of only two gods, vastly incomplete, they seek to find the other divines that must exist. Are they dead? Had the disaster been so terrible as to collapse the heavens? They don''t know. What comes after death is uncertain, and a veritable mystery.
Souls exist, but for how long? They dissipate fast on the mortal plane. With no one to collect them, and no place for them to go, they are extinguished into the void.
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"Hey, Qinglong?" I queried.
"Yes, Kuan Yin?" His voice, deep and rumbling, made me turn away from my world details.
"How do I create an afterlife?" For the first time a while, Qinglong smiled.
"I''ve been waiting for you to ask something like that. Allow me to introduce you to the Keepernet''s finest asset; the Shop." My eye twitched.
"What kind of name is Keepernet?" For a dragon, he shrugged surprisingly human-like.
"Ask the idiot who came up with it." I sighed. It seems like I had a lot of idiots to go around and find, though after taking a peek at Sun Wukong''s chatlogs again, they seemed to find me just fine.
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Sun Wukong has sent a visitation request.
Sun Wukong has sent a visitation request.
Sun Wukong has sent a visitation request.
Sun Wukong has sent a visitation request.
Sun Wukong: Jade Beauty, please let me see your face! I know you are the prettiest maiden in all the worlds! Let me visit!!
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Ch10: So, after becoming God, Ive discovered what comes after Death!
Before opening the Shop, I decided that perhaps I should give my world a name -- It had been something to consider even before now, but I had just thought my inhabitants would be the ones to name the world.
I hesitated as I tried to come up with a good name. I didn''t want to name it after a sect; after all, any sect was likely temporary. I didn''t want to name it after a person, either. No good god has favourites!
I faced Qinglong. "I need a name."
"Kuan Yin, you may think of me as all-knowing, but I am not. A name for what?" I sighed; this should be obvious.
"For my world. It''s literally titled by the system as World Name right now." Qinglong grunted, surprised.
"You haven''t changed it already?" I frowned.
"You never told me about this. I didn''t know." Opting out of the conversation, I watched as Qinglong avoided blame by floating through the void away from me.
That wasn''t very helpful. I hummed in thought. My very rough knowledge of chinese was... only slightly helpful. Divine World? Holy World? Both of them were too similar in chinese to really tell the difference, and neither ended up as a single word.
Hmm.. Holy Domain, maybe? Something in regards to location...
Ah! Shengdi; holy place!
I submitted the name. It was perfect, with absolutely no room for improvement! A genius such as I can be said to be unparalleled under the heavens! I let a laugh out. Pretending to be a pompous cultivator was really addicting!
"Qinglong!" I shouted into the aether, before sighing. That dragon really just ditched me!
I turned to the shop, checking out the categories. There were... a really absurd number to sort through. I stopped scrolling the categories page after about 400 results. There was anything you could think of, and then twice that in stuff you would never think of.
I searched for afterlives. Surprisingly, this was a rather sparse category. One was the traditional Heaven and Hell cycle, that the christians on earth thought of. There was a simple cycle of rebirthing the soul which seemed rather crude; simply grabbing the nearest available soul and shoving it in the nearest available infant.
I guessed that eventually that wouldn''t work, so I scrolled past it.
Another was similar to the greek or roman gods, where the underworld exists to harvest all the souls after death. There was also a rather interesting one in which a reaper would come to slay people, or collect their souls -- and eat them!
What kind of savage came up with that one? I hummed as I continued searching. There was really...
Nothing good here!
I heard a rumble behind me, feeling my heart jump. "If you don''t like anything on the list, you can create your own. Though you would still have to purchase it. If you publish it, you get a small percent of the profit for any future purchases by another Keeper."
"You... where did you come from?" I asked. "Nevermind! You scared me!" I shouted.
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"Apologies, Kuan Yin." Qinglongs voice rumbled. This guy really didn''t know how to lower his voice. It felt like the entire admin room shook with every word.
"How do I create a new afterlife system?" I asked, clicking through a few options on the system panel.
"It''s similar the feature you used to generate structures across your planet." I nodded; that seemed fairly intuitive. Qinglongs clawed hands brought up a panel.
| Afterlife System Designer |
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Input any core aspects or ideas you believe to be necessary for the functioning of your afterlife system.
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I wasn''t sure if they did already exist, but there were two systems I wanted to craft. The first was the Naihe Bridge with Old Lady Meng.
| Afterlife System Designer |
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Input any core aspects or ideas you believe to be necessary for the functioning of your afterlife system.
Souls are brought on a journey after dying, their souls soaking into the ground and sinking through the realm into Diyu.
On their journey, they are guided by Old Lady Meng Po. First they visit the Home-viewing pavilion, where they view their family members or loved people. If their family members or loved individuals grieve them, they go straight to the Naihe Bridge. If their family members do not grieve them, they are subjected to the Three Tortures!
If they do not have any family or loved ones to judge their life by, they will be forced to spin the wheel of fate to decide their next life. The wheel of fate determines species, memory, talent, and many other fortuitous or damning things. The greater the positive karma, the greater the luck! The greater the negative karma, the worse the luck!
The Naihe Bridge is where Old Lady Meng Po arrives with the soul of the dead to serve them a bowl of Meng Po soup. When drinking the soup, their memories are entirely erased and they''re sent to go ahead onto their next life.
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With a satisfied nod, I submitted it. I was gifted with the grace of a buffering symbol as the system processed my prompt. With a glance, I checked down onto the world below; Ming Yun''s body was still lying still, unbothered and unseen. I was slightly surprised.
By now, it had likely been at least a few hours on the planet. Where was everyone? My reverie was cut short as a new menu popped up.
| Diyu |
A brief description of the afterlife that will be visible on the store page.
Meng Po waits to serve the dead.
The souls who accumulate wretched karma suffer!
The souls who accumulate positive karma thrive!
This afterlife system will cost 120 points to purchase. As the creator, should any other Keeper purchase this from the shop, you will earn 12 points.
Would you like to purchase this afterlife?
Would you like to publish this afterlife to the Keepernet?
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One hundred and twenty points! By far the most expensive thing I have seen! Most afterlives were only a few dozen points at most; the highest price I had found before was just 50. Did the others truly put so little thought into their afterlife?
Or, had I done too much? I frowned. What if buying this was a mistake? Was the abnormally high price a sign of a faulty afterlife..?
"Qinglong..." I hesitated, trying to find the words to say.
"The system does not make mistakes, Kuan Yin." I turned to him, waiting for him to continue. "If it created the afterlife, and judged its price to be worth 120 points, then it is the best available on the market at the moment. I have no doubt more expensive ones will appear soon after. Perhaps the other Keepers had not considered the afterlife to be worth much thought."
I sighed. I would have just five points after buying this, but it would be worth it. After all what really was a cultivation world without reincarnation?
With my resolve founded, I pressed the button. Purchase! Yes, I really would like to purchase this!
Ch11: I, Xu Ming, vow to become unparalleled under the heavens!
Xu Ming stared blankly at Tsu Shi. This guy, he was too old to be acting like this...
In front of her stood a man with sparsely grayed hair. Sat in a pathetic excuse for a meditative pose, his eyes were clenched tight as his entire body shook. If she didn''t know any better, Xu Ming would have thought he was having a stroke!
"Ah, Tsu Shi, you old man. What are you doing?" Her voice broke the silence of the dark, damp cave as it echoed.
"Hush up, old hag. I''m having an epiphany." His voice was grizzled. He sounded like a man who had been through immense conflict.
"Oh, what epiphany?" She scowled. "You have ten minutes before we begin the final strike on the Crimson Gate Sect! What could possibly be so enlightening?"
Both Xu Ming and Tsu Shi were at the peak of Qi Infusement, at the very edge of surpassing Soul Reconstruction. They were at the peak of this world!
Within the entirety of the Tiantian continent, they were at the top. Their lives were tied together with their shared karma toward the Crimson Gate Sect. If they wanted to advance, that sect would have to be utterly destroyed.
Tsu Shi sighed as he stood up. "Xu Ming''er, I was about to break through! Ah, whatever. It''s gone now. Let''s go!" He spun around and headed towards the cave''s exit. Xu Ming could only roll her eyes; this guy, he tried too hard to be better than her.
She could only follow him as he pompously ran off. Her husband was just a little bit crazy, but that''s okay. She looked down at the sharp stone sword that was held by her waist. This blade had followed her from the start, and she would use it to sever the inheritance of that Sect.
That damned sect! With a huff, she ran after Tsu Shi. "Wait up, old man. This young beauty shouldn''t have to exert herself to catch up!"
Raucous laughter rang out from the two as they dashed forward. Outwardly, they were exuberant. But they knew the truth! Today, they would either die or succeed and become the true pinnacle within the Tiantian continent!
She looked to Tsu Shi, and spoke confidently as they raced out of the cave and into the surrounding forest. "I, Xu Ming, vow to become unparalleled!"
Tsu Shi responded in kind, his voice not faltering. "I, Tsu Shi, vow to become unparalleled!"
Within three days of travel, they would arrive. She could only hope they were really prepared for this fight.
After purchasing the Diyu, the world shook. Watching from the admin room, I could see every small change. And there were a lot of them. First and foremost, the ambient Gu -- death oriented Qi -- had decreased by almost 60% within the first few hours. Several sects across the world were panicking.
Those guys were definitely demonic cultivators. I didn''t know that was a thing yet! I turned to Qinglong after confirmed Ming Yun''s body was still undisturbed and unseen.
"Qinglong, how many people on the planet have a system?" He thought for a moment, his eyes glazing as he likely looked through various menus.
"Seventeen have currently been chosen to be the host to a system. Currently, they don''t really have any true power to them aside from quantifying strength." I hummed. Suddenly, a notification came in.
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| A product you''ve placed on the Keepernet Shop has sold.
+12 Points |
Ah? The Diyu afterlife was already selling? I was slightly surprised. I hadn''t thought it would sell so quickly. Another notification brought me out of my thoughts.
| Sun Wukong: Hey, Jade Beauty, have you seen this item on the marketplace yet?
Sun Wukong has sent an item in chat. [Diyu -- Afterlife]
Sun Wukong: I know you have a cultivation world, this would be perfect for it! I just bought it and it''s awesome! |
It was this guy who bought it? Why did it have to be him? I groaned. This guy, he was really annoying. How did he even find it that fast?
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Jade Beauty: Oh, hello Sun Wukong. I actually created that item. Thank you for the purchase. I''m currently lacking in points.
Sun Wukong: ...
Sun Wukong: This afterlife, what I really meant, is it''s acceptable! Good job on creating it. Maybe I will use it.
Jade Beauty: ... Okay
Sun Wukong: I have already promoted it into my clan before knowing it was you who created it. Damn! I should have made you join before advertising it!
Sun Wukong: Actually, I just mean that ... you should join my clan! It would be a great idea! Plus, I advertised your product and ...
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I stopped reading after that, watching several dozens of points pour in. From 17 points, I instantly rose to over one hundred! So fast! What was with the amount of people purchasing this?
| A product you''ve placed on the Keepernet Shop has sold.
+12 Points (x9) |
| A product you''ve placed on the Keepernet Shop has sold.
+12 Points (x3) |
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There were so many notifications! I was rich! Absolutely, undeniably, extremely rich!
Tsu Shi and Xu Ming arrived!
They were at the base of the Leaping Carp Mountain. At the top was the Crimson Gate Sect! Before them laid a sprawling village of non-cultivators. This...
Xu Ming had never heard of them having a city down here. She looked to Tsu Shi as they approached slowly. "Tsu Shi," she began.
"No, Xu Ming. This village... it wasn''t here when I left!" They had a grave look on their face. Sects tended to be built around villages and cities; it was never the other way around. What was this sect up to?
Suddenly, it all became clear as they approached.
A villager looked at them. He, who was a mortal in every regard, dared to yell out their approach!
"Hail the Crimson Gate Sect! There are cultivators approaching Zhao Village!" A dark look appeared on their faces as they watched the people in the village scurry. Suddenly they spotted a fifth ascension brat who dared to try and run up to the top of the mountain and gather the Crimson Gate cultivators!
Tsu Shi rushed forward!
The non-cultivator who dared to call them out lost his head as Tsu Shi rushed past, his speed inhuman! A peak Qi Infusement cultivator, how could he not catch up to a fifth ascension?
A sword pierced the cultivators heart. Tsu Shi relaxed, and so did Xu Ming.
From opposite sides of the village, their eyes met. They seemed to communicate one sentence telepathically.
"What the f*ck do we do with the villagers?"
Ch12: King Midas seems poor today!
Seeing the success of my first afterlife I had created, I immediately got to work on the creation of my second afterlife system. The Karmic Waterwheel! Of course, it was basically a plagiarized version of the Samsara reincarnation wheel.
If I do say so myself, it turned out pretty good! I published it to the shop, the price set at around 75 points. Instantly, more purchases began to flood in! Three... four... six.. Ten!
My wealth was growing exponentially! I had just over 200 points now! I felt my mouth drop open. "Qinglong, surely it''s not normal to get so many purchases so quickly, right?"
He hesitated before answering. "There''s a couple reasons why you''re getting so many. First, the price -- the system has rated these two afterlives as the best on the market. Of course, people will buy them. Secondly, the Keepernet is large -- several trillions of universes exist. Of course, people are always going to be buying things. It was a good idea to create items on the shop."
My eyebrows rose. "Several trillion?" I frowned. This was going to be too easy. I would just rip off every idea from earth! I don''t think they''d mind. I let my fingers fly as I typed on the keyboard, entering every possible idea I could remember.
Devil Fruit [Power System] - 385 points!
Haki [Power System] - 400 points!
Quirks [Power System] - 380 points!
Nen [Power System] - 250 points!
Chakra [Power System] - 415 points!
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I uploaded nearly thirteen different power systems before I checked the notifications that had been ringing out constantly, before frowning. What the hell! Every single power system except Devil Fruits, Haki, and Chakra had been rejected since they had already been uploaded by someone else.
What a scam! I sighed. Whatever, they were the most valuable ones I had created anyway. I watched gleefully as some points began to trickle in. Two hundred and forty points. Two-eighty! Three-twenty! Man, Midas must be jealous.
I yawned and stretched, before freezing. Fuck! I really needed to get back down to the planet. By this point, nearly two weeks had passed! In a panic, I grabbed the globe and checked Ming Yun''s body.
There was someone just minutes away from finding her! Fuck! I clicked possess on her as fast as I could.
Zhiyue Xi was a totally average cultivator within the Jade Lotus Sect. She had no real talent that put her above anyone else, nor was her comprehension particularly high. However, the one area she did excel in was her fairly impressive ability to mind her own damn business.
Not many cultivators had this trait, hell, even the non-cultivators struggled with it! Always eavesdropping, always butting in. Zhiyue hated it. So, while on her daily walk exploring her sect compound -- which by the way, her sect was in the middle of a war, just not one she could participate in -- she decided to open a rather dusty door.
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It looked like it had been around a month or so before it had been opened. Perhaps the was some kind of secret inheritance in there? Maybe, it was in the main compound. Didn''t sect leader Mei Lei have her personal room around here somewhere?
She paused, her grip stubborn on the doors handle. Hmm. What if this was the sect leader''s personal dormitory?
She wouldn''t know.
What if she had some kind of formation or something to tell her?
Hmm.
Zhiyue, a totally normal cultivator, was quite curious what was behind this door. She could feel a fairly decent source of Qi behind it. Hmm...
She slid the door open slowly, and peeked inside. For a moment, she was quite disappointed. It was a normal storage closet! How boring!
Then, after completely sliding the door open with her confidence elevated that this wasn''t some grand figures room, she stopped. Her mouth hung open!
Ming Yun, the little genius, was taking a nap right there on the floor! There was a puddle of drool hanging out of her mouth! What the f*ck?
Suddenly, like a horror movie, Ming Yun''s eyes snapped open and her face grew stern. What the f*ck! Zhiyue Xi slammed the door of the storage closet shut. She pretended not to hear the child''s angry ramblings as she ran away at full speed.
She saw nothing! Absolutely nothing!
But... so what if the little genius had weird sleeping habits..? Everyone did things a little bit odd.
Hmm. Zhiyue Xi, for the first time as a totally normal cultivator, began to wonder why all the talented people were so peculiar. Perhaps they had some kind of mental disability? She paused her stride as she saw a peculiar blue snake squiggle past her.
Hey, doesn''t that little snake look kind of like that Eastern Wind dragon from that one myth? Hmm... Nope. Must be a coincidence. Maybe it''s an invasive species or something? She thought about following the snake to stamp it.
As a totally average cultivator, she wasn''t particularly superstitious. However, in a world like this, you could never be sure! Though, as a totally normal cultivator, she wouldn''t have the fortune of coming across a figure like that one dragon from the myths.
Suddenly, a black and white panel came across her vision.
What the f*ck was going on today!?
I felt my heart chill as I stared into the light green eyes of a woman who was probably twice my body''s age. I was too late! I felt heat rush to my face as she slammed the door closed, scrambling to my feet as I heard her scurry away.
"Hey! Wait!" I groaned as I looked down at where my body had been laying before. A puddle of drool was on the floor next to where my mouth had been. God damn it. I paused.
Me damn it? I shrugged as I felt the embarrassment fade. Surely there wouldn''t be too many issues that came from that... I opened the door, looking down to see Qinglong already wiggling up my leg. I suppressed a shiver.
This guy, he really could be a little bit of a creep. Couldn''t he just float up to my arm or something..?
I gave a stretch as I yawned. This body had just slept for nearly a month and it was still sleepy?
"Hey, check your system Ming Yun." The hot breath of Qinglong seemed to attack my neck. This dragon was... perhaps he was had some mental issues. Could system-created companions have those?
I tilted my head slightly to look at him, and shrugged. Who knows. It''s a possibility.
I opened my system, dumbfounded as I looked at a few notifications on the black and white screen.
"Qinglong, when did you have the time to do this?" I queried.
He didn''t bother to give a response, just slithering across my body and resting in my sleeve. If I concentrated, I could hear him snore. I sighed as I continued reading through panels.
I really hated doing this. I''d just finished it for the Worldkeeper system, and now I have to deal with Ming Yun''s system too.
Ch13: A little bit of everything; what could go wrong?
The first thing I''d noticed as I read through the system panels was that Qinglong had decided to include system update notifications. It was a bit odd, but, how else would the people who''d been granted the systems know what was going on?
Shrugging, I read through the notifications.
| Regional Ranking tab has been updated to show the sect or group an individual belongs to. |
| Missions tab has replaced Identify. Missions will award gacha tickets. |
| System functions will be enabled after the first gacha ticket has been used.
You''ve been given a starter bonus of 1 gacha ticket. |
| ... |
I sighed as I stopped reading. There were simply too many! I hobbled my way over to the side of the storage closet, in a way that even if the door was opened again I would not be seen. This body was quite weak right now.
I frowned. Obviously. It hadn''t eaten in weeks. Though it had been passively cultivating, which was something I hadn''t expected. It had broken through several times.
| Ming Yun
(Kuan Yin) |
Mortal Rebirthing, Sixth Ascension
(Qi Infusement, Body Reconstruction) |
Jade Body Scripture
(Sun and Moon Celestial Body) |
| Regional Rankings |
Missions |
Technique Gacha |
I clicked the technique gacha, watching as a small number in the top left that read 1 turned to 0. A giant spinning wheel appeared in front of my face. I tried to touch it. My hand just went straight through. I watched it come to a stop on the Divine Spear Dance manual!
My jaw hung open as my head snapped to Qinglong. "Hey, Qinglong!" I whispered.
"Yes, Ming Yun?" He had a sleazy smile on his stupid snake face as he poked his head from my sleeve.
"Every system has this technique gacha, right?"
"Yes, Ming Yun." He yawned, making my brain freeze for a moment. Snakes could yawn? Off topic! I circled back to what I had been thinking before.
"So they can all get the techniques I own, like the Sun and Moon Celestial Body scripture and the Divine Spear Dance manual?" I brought my arm close to my face, as I stared directly into Qinglong''s eyes from my sleeve.
He blinked at me.
"Er, yes, Kuan Yin. The Technique Gacha uses all wuxia techniques the Keeper has purchased as rewards." I felt my eye twitch as I lowered my arm.
"Qinglong, can you take over the role of Ming Yun for me, at least for a while?" A few seconds passed before he answered.
"Yes, Kuan Yin, I can do that." I let a breath of relief out. I had a few things I wanted to do as a Keeper, and playing cultivator in Ming Yun''s body was not one of them. Though to be fair, I might do it later when she''s a top figure in the world. That might be fun.
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I smiled at the thought, before my body collapsed onto the ground. Qinglongs snakelike figure vanished moments later before Ming Yun once again stood up, this time with an odd look on her face as she put out her hands.
"Woah, I have actual hands now!" A servant who was passing by the storage closet froze, before silently opening the door and peering in.
To the very left of her vision, she saw the little genius Ming Yun excitedly examining her body. Her robe and clothing was disembodied, laying on the floor next to the young cultivator. She snapped the door shut and ran away.
These cultivators, they were so bizarre!
As soon as my eyes opened, I was greeted with dozens of notifications telling me about an increase in points. These other Keepers, they were quite the spendthrifts! I felt my jaw hang open as I watched it increase.
Seven Hundred! Eight Hundred! Over the course of just a few hours, it had already reached one thousand points. Without hesitation, I purchased the devil fruit and haki power systems I had created. Now, I was left with just over three hundred points.
But, the reason I purchased these items, it''s very smart! Believe that I, Kuan Yin, am an unparalleled genius. I opened up the Sons of Heavenly fate system menu and tied the power systems of devil fruits and Haki to them; At least, as far as the system said, that was just for this world. If I were to create another world, then I would not have any need to re-purchase them.
In any matter, however, it would mean that Qinglong has control over these systems and can use them as rewards for the system gacha. I thought for a few moments, before changing focus and slightly editing the world generation. I remodeled spiritual plants to become devil fruit after a century of incubation. I, Kuan Yin, truly am a genius.
With that, I opened up the Wuxia human and Human race panels. With a small cost of one hundred points each, I edited them both to acquire the Haki power system! This would make their bodies much stronger naturally, and allow for greater growth.
This, combined with cultivation, seemed like it would be great. I looked back to my points, swiping away several notifications telling me about my shop items being purchased. I was at two hundred still.
I sighed.
I truly was suffering from success. With a thought, I checked the system for Sea Kings -- and unfortunately, found no results! I brought my hand to my chin as I began to think.
Hmm...
Creating things for the system truly required no loss on my part, but in such a massively oversaturated market, they were not guaranteed to be purchased. It might end up being a waste of time.
Hmm...
No! Don''t think like that. I, as a heaven-defying genius, will become the number one seller on this Keepernet. Instantly I opened up the race creation panel, and swiftly modeled one after the Sea Kings from One Piece.
Their race price was set for three hundred! How absurd! But, with the massive influx of points constantly coming from my other items, I decided to publish it. Within the next four hours, I had enough to buy the race.
And so, I did. I modified the sea creatures who could currently cultivate; eventually, after reaching the equivalence of Qi Infusion, they would mutate and become powerful, beastly Sea Kings.
With a final confirmation, I saved the world. These would all take a very, very long time to take place. I manifested a bucket of extremely buttery popcorn as I watched the world from above, a little television appearing with Ming Yun centered in front. On her neck was a blue snake the size of a boa constrictor.
How impressive!
Several years had once more passed on the world. Now, Qinglong -- in my place as Ming Yun -- commanded the full power of a Qi Infusement realm cultivator. Mei Lei had been slain in the sect war, and she was being groomed to become the next sect leader.
This story, it was becoming quite interesting.
I felt a smile grow on my face as I saw Ming Yun''s arm grow a hazy black coating over them as she punched forward, practicing the Jade Fist Sutra.
"Maybe I''ll let Qinglong live out Ming Yun''s life. This seems like quite the enjoyable story." My smile widened further. Yes!
Why would I need to create a seperate world for all my favourite genres?
F*ck it!
This world, it will become my test world. Here I will smash everything together and see how it turns out! I can always create another world if this one fails miserably. I checked my points again. Already it had resurged to nearly three hundred.
I summoned a comfortable sofa and leaned back on it. Life was really great right now. Truly, I was a genius. I locked my eyes on Ming Yun''s figure, watching her train.
Ch14: Hey, maybe this might have been a bad idea?
The first inkling I had that something was going wrong was when Ming Yun had turned nineteen; on her very birthday, she''d ventured out of the sect at the peak of Soul Reconstruction.
The war between her sect -- The Jade Lotus Sect -- and the sect which had declared war on them was still ongoing. It''s not that the Jade Lotus Sect was weak, it was rather the opposite, but the other sect was too numerous!
They were like cockroaches! Watching the life of Ming Yun unfold, as a viewer, I was quite frustrated. These snot nosed Divine Asura cultivators think they are so tough? I opened up my system panel.
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Name
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Kuan Yin
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Race
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Human(Keeper)
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Health
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8,500/8,500
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Qi
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9,341/9,341
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Strength
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715
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Stamina
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1,085/1,085
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Comprehension / Talent
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35
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Spirit Root
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Heaven-defying
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| Realm: Body Refinement, First Realm |
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As a body refinement cultivator, even at the first realm, I could utterly suppress their entire sect! Divine Asura? How presumptuous. I sighed as for the first time in nearly four months, I clicked off the television that enabled me to see Ming Yun''s life.
She had mastered armament haki to a decent degree, and had trained the rest of her sect in it as well. That was one of the issues with the Jade Lotus Sect. It was too quality focused. In a Wuxia world, perhaps that was not the best route. The Divine Asura sect was proving it by being annoying rats, constantly nipping at the Jade Lotus sects power.
Ming Yun, or should I say Qinglong, really needed to be careful. A Soul Reformation cultivator can still fall to Qi Infusement cultivators if they have the advantage in numbers and surprise. I rubbed my temples as I was deep in thought. These Divine Asura cultivators, quite a few of them had Haki.
Whether armament, observation, or conquerors -- they were a nuisance for sure. The biggest distinction was that the Divine Asura sect had come across a grove filled with spiritual plants. Of course, a large majority of them had not finished growing. But those that had?
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Several elders within the sect had devil fruits. They were all pretty low tier, but the advantage was undeniable. My concern wasn''t in the sect having too much power, but rather in the grove of spiritual plants.
The stronger the devil fruit, the longer the gestation period until it matures. There were several plants within the grove that had barely even begun to grow roots from their seed. Several.
I wasn''t sure what kind of devil fruit that made them, but I knew that the Divine Asura sect could not have them. So, like any immortal who lives in a garden, I made a spot for some plants.
The apple tree, in specific, I made grow much larger. It would have to accomodate a vast majority of the devil fruits I considered too overwhelming for a wuxia world. Mostly, that would be Logia fruit and mythical zoans.
Over the several months I had mostly been idly cultivating while watching Ming Yun''s story unfurl. However, there were still times I had made an effort to practice my techniques while I watched. In particular, the Divine Spear Dance Manual. Having stolen the talent from Ming Yun''s soul and melded it into my own, I had made great progress.
I could be considered a top expert within the world.
I checked the power rankings as nervousness fluttered through my body. I could descend in my body as a Keeper, however, that was a little bit beyond dangerous. The top three experts in the world were all in the middle stages of Body Tempering. Even if I knew my technique was stronger, my cultivation manual superior in every way, I was not so arrogant to claim I could beat them in a fair fight.
So, with my accumulated total of three thousand points, I decided that it would not be a fair fight then.
Tsu Shi and Xu Ming felt a chill run down their spines. As the hidden ancestors of Tsu Ming City, that was never a good sign. With their impressive cultivation having extended their lives several times over, their instincts were honed. Body Refinement cultivators would almost never get false signals like this.
They shared a look, before both went back to their closed door cultivation rooms.
Something was coming!
I browsed the shop with a smile on my face. The glory of being rich, it really could not be underestimated.
Top-tier robes from a Xianxia world, armed to the teeth with enchantments and defensive artifacts and spacial pockets, and it allows me to customize its look? Yes, that''ll do nicely! One thousand points spent!
Heaven Piercing Spear of the Divine Spear God? Sounds great. One thousand points spent!
A set of earrings made of black jade that were designed to boost the wearers cultivation speed? Absolutely! Two hundred points spent!
Cloud-stepping Martial Technique Manual? Well, I''ve always wanted to fly. Absolutely purchase! Five hundred points spent!
I looked at the last three hundred points in my reserves. I knew exactly what to spend them on. The system allowed me to ''reserve'' devil fruits for a cost; but, they were quite expensive and I could only reserve one with the system. The rest I would have to acquire myself.
Without a single ounce of hesitation, I reserved the Nika Nika no Mi, model Sun God. It was simply impossible for that to exist within a Wuxia world. The power of imagination did not belong here, and I wouldn''t let it taint the worlds story. Having it appear in my hand first, I then transferred it to the giant apple tree I had created. I watched as the purple fruit morphed out from a crisp red one.
I had a certain devil fruit in mind that better suit my needs; I wasn''t sure what to do with this one. For now, though, I just had to keep it safe and hidden. I felt a frown grow on my face. Weren''t there some other god fruits in One Piece or something? Oh well, not my concern. It should only have taken the fruits I knew of into consideration when I made the power system.
Three hundred points, spent!
Now, I was flat broke. I had no money, but at least I was well protected. I brought up the system menu again, staring at a button blankly. This was quite a risky move, but I really did not want such powerful devil fruits to fall into the hands of a Wuxia world.
I sighed, frustrated. There was no option for me to edit, create, or remove fruits as I wanted. It was simply every fruit I had in memory, with more coming from the worlds myths. There was undoubtedly two Uo Uo no Mi, model Dragons. One from my memory, one from the myth of Qinglong.
I would have to find them both most likely. Or perhaps it would only appear after Qinglongs death?
This whole keeper thing was really complicated! I turned my thoughts off as I looked again to the button.
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Are you sure you''d like to descend in your Keeper form?
Yes // No
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I would have to. Possessing someone would take a great deal of time to regain my current cultivation realm, and I couldn''t risk losing a fight between my soul and anothers. Currently, I also didn''t have a skill similar to the Shadow Clone technique from Naruto. But, I did have the Chakra system...
No, this world was chaotic enough as is. I don''t need the moon to turn into some god, or some random guy to break the planet with a couple meteors.
I frowned as I pressed yes. This was probably a really, really bad idea.
Long Prophesized Rewrite
Currently workshopping the entire novel and rewriting it from the ground up, with a more polished writing style. I don''t think chapter length will increase significantly, and the first few chapters will most likely be the longest just due to the incredible amount of System nonsense I have to go through. I''m changing Qinglong''s character entirely to make the novel just a bit more bearable, and Kuan Yin is experiencing a decently hefty workshopping as well. Aside from all of that, I have a more concrete vision on the actual world the characters are inhabiting, the direction I''m taking it in, and the pacing I want to use to achieve this. All that said, A Mortal''s Immortal Folley will be returning once all chapters have been sufficiently revamped! Sorry for the long wait everyone. Ch0 and Ch1 are polished and published, and available in place of where the previous Ch0 and Ch1 had been. Ch2 has been replaced by a notice that it is currently being workshopped, and each subsequent chapter will be taken down as the barrier between the old story and new story. One will subsume the other, as is the destiny of many things. I hope you all enjoy the direction this is now headed towards.
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The entire novel, previously, had been written during spare time in class. So it was short, disconnected, and random. Now that I have free time to dedicate to it having graduated and settled down after moving and getting all my personal things in order, I hope you''ll see the qualitative leap.