《Circuits and Cigars》 Ch.1 - A Case So Stupid a Child Could Solve I stared down at the tablet in my hand, wondering if this new case qualified as a gross misuse of island resources. It wasn¡¯t the soft, tropical rain pattering against my cruiser that made me shake my head ¡ª it was the call I¡¯d just received. A door left ajar¡ again. I bit down on the end of my cigar, letting the faint tobacco taste settle on my synthetic taste buds, blending with the cold coffee simulation I could sense and analyze but never truly experience. I stepped out of the cruiser, popping an umbrella against the drizzle, and walked up to Aretha Chaplin¡¯s two-bedroom apartment on Claremont and Livery. She opened the door¡ªand had legs that went on for miles. Even if I¡¯m not wired for it, I can still appreciate the aesthetics of a distressed organic who believed her apartment was under siege by forces unknown. A jarred door, she said. Mysteriously left open, time after time. ¡°Good evening, Ms. Chaplin,¡± I greeted, tipping my hat out of habit. ¡°You said your door was found ajar again?¡± Her nod was quick, eyes darting to me, then the hallway, like she expected a ghost or a hijacker to jump out at any moment. ¡°Yes. It¡¯s the third time this week,¡± she said, voice trembling. ¡°Please¡ do something.¡± I glanced at the door¡¯s lock, wishing I could upload sarcasm the way I upload data. But a job¡¯s a job, and this is my job. ¡°Let¡¯s have a look, then,¡± I replied. "Howdy Kay!" I heard a voice from behind me and I already knew who it was. Timothy Johnson. Son of Gerald Johnson, lead artificial scientist in the Islands AI facility. "Hey Timmy, what brings you around?", I asked already knowing the answer. "TAI said I could tag along on this one for my Civics assignment". Somehow I suspect TAI is dumping these ¡®social¡¯ cases on me because the organics find my hard-boiled detective shtick ¡®quaint.¡¯ TAI¡ªshort for ¡®Top Artificial Intelligence¡¯ (yes, it¡¯s a nickname for a nickname)¡ªseems to think my old-time noir vibe is perfect for dealing with people. If you ask me, it¡¯s just lazy branding. "Okay kid, come with me, Ms. Chaplin here is having a problem with her door. First we will do a routine check of the apartment for intruders, stay here until I tell ya to come in, got it?" Timmy simply nods his head while typing on his tablet. "Mam, may I search your apartment for intruders? As a reminder this entire conversation is being recorded" I said in a monotone. "Yes of course detective" she said as she sashayed her hips to the side to give me entry. Again, being appreciative of beauty is part of my core programming, even if I don''t have the equipment to go further, it''s nice to look, and look Timmy was. Smart kid. Stolen content warning: this tale belongs on Royal Road. Report any occurrences elsewhere. "I''ll be right back Timmy, don''t slip in your drool ok?" I said as I walked into the apartment and came back out in a minute. During that time a full scan showed nothing a miss, although her groceries were lagging and cleanliness of her bathroom could use some help. It''s always the knockouts that need the help it seems. I paused inside the doorway, glancing at Timmy and our red-clad hostess. The island disdains the concept of pleasure bots, but I can''t help but think this encounter could end differently otherwise. I saw a movie like that once. I was about to tell her to get some rest¡ªshe was basically imagining things¡ªwhen something furry pressed up against my leg. A soft purr followed. I looked down to find her cat, obviously named Mr. Mittens, rubbing against me. Looking up again, I noticed Timmy fiddling with the inside of the door panel, probably distracting himself from the lady in red. ¡°What¡¯ve you got there, kid?¡± I asked, unable to see past that unruly mop of hair. ¡°A¡ looks like a magnetic interlocker for the lock. Ms. Chaplin, do you have a cat door system here?¡± Timmy asked. ¡°Yes, Mittens enjoys coming and going,¡± she replied. Timmy smiled wide. ¡°Oh! That¡¯s probably it. The cat let himself out, and the door didn¡¯t fully engage, leaving it ajar. Broken lock, ma¡¯am. Kay,¡± he said, turning to me with the biggest grin I¡¯d ever seen him wear, ¡°check the abode recordings to confirm, right?¡± ¡°Thanks, boy wonder. I was just about to ask,¡± I said, only half-joking. ¡°Ma¡¯am, do you give this unit¡ªID DetectionUnitK192¡ªpermission to review your private abode recordings from this morning until you returned?¡± ¡°Oh, um, they¡¯re private, right? Only you see it?¡± she asked, shooting a glance at Timmy. ¡°Yes, ma¡¯am, only I¡¯ll see them. Timmy, nor anyone else, will not.¡± She blushed faintly. ¡°Well¡ okay, then.¡± I raised an eyebrow and ran the tape in my head. The cause of her distress? She¡¯s a nudist at home. Great. Damn neutered android reflexes¡ªif I could only... I should really be enjoying this more than I am. Oh well. There in the corner, I see the cat exit the door using the automated pressure plate. The door closes fully at first, but an instant later, he squeezes back i leaving it slightly ajar. The kid was right¡ªthe pussy is the cause of why the lady is uncomfortable. I chuckle to myself at how bad that quip is. Fortunately, it¡¯s an internal monologue for a reason, right? Ch.2 - Lets not talk about the disintegrator ray. Timmy and I stepped out into the damp evening air, the last remnants of rain clinging to the pavement in uneven pools. The hum of the flood walls filled the space between us¡ªocean water, siphoned and converted into raw mana, a never-ending cycle that kept Tulanto¡¯s, the Island to the natives, lights on and the rest of the world jealous. The electric squad car waited where I¡¯d left it, parked in front of Apartment Complex 4-2, a neat little corner of Tulanto¡¯s meticulously planned neighborhoods. Every district was the same¡ªclean, efficient, predictable. Not a thing out of place. Except, occasionally, for an apartment door that wouldn¡¯t stay shut. "God, that was pretty wicked, right, Kay?" Timmy was practically bouncing. "Instructor Chen said only around 40% of investigations even get solved, and of those, most happen in the first 48 hours¡ªso not to get my hopes up, but damn, if this wasn''t the best! My dad is gonna flip when he hears I solved a case on my first ride-along! I mean, he¡¯d have figured it out five minutes in, but still! He¡¯s wicked smart. But I guess you don¡¯t need me to tell you that, right, Kay? Since, you know, your brain is basically his work?" The kid was gushing again. His admiration for his father dripped like a leaky faucet in a foreclosed home. If I could barf, I might''ve. But that¡¯s what organics did with their parents. They either adored them or hated them¡ªno middle ground. At least, that was my observation. And observations were best left far, far away from personal reflection. Especially when TAI had a habit of forcing me into those. I sent a quick ping to TAI to discuss operational security concerns with Gerald Johnson. The man was a genius, sure, but maybe telling his teenage son about classified AI developments wasn¡¯t the best call. Not that I particularly cared¡ªmy processing speeds were already more than adequate. If anything, a little research into stronger body armor would be better spent. Sure, I could outthink plenty of the humans I was tasked with protecting, but getting shot was just as dramatic for me as it was for them. Physics didn¡¯t care if you were organic or synthetic. And despite what people assumed, we frontline androids were actually a little squishy. The illusion¡ªthe one that kept people comfortable¡ªrequired us to blend in. But if blending in meant I had to suffer the same vulnerabilities as the people I was designed to protect, I had a few notes. Timmy, blissfully unaware of my inner monologue, tapped away on his tablet. I opened the squad car¡¯s door and slid into the driver¡¯s seat, waiting for the inevitable. ¡°So, you dropping me off at home, or should I head back to the school office?¡± Timmy asked. ¡°Your choice.¡± ¡°School office,¡± he said without hesitation. ¡°Not that it¡¯s really a ¡®school,¡¯ but you know. Gotta check in.¡± I nodded, adjusting the car¡¯s route. As we pulled away, Timmy snickered. Support creative writers by reading their stories on Royal Road, not stolen versions. "Oh, that reminds me, Kay¡ªremember that tourist last month? The one who called you for a passport issue and then lost his mind when he realized you weren¡¯t organic?" "Ah. Mr. Lewis," I said, recalling the incident. "Citizen of Tuvalu. Requested emergency passport assistance. Panicked when I signed the approval form." "I still can¡¯t believe he asked to see a human officer instead!" "Happens more than you think," I said. "Visitors expect the usual¡ªfaceless bureaucracy, long lines, inefficiency. Instead, they get me." "Yeah, well, you have a habit of looking extra cop-like. All broody and noir." "People like their illusions," I muttered. We pulled up to the school office. A minimalist glass structure, softly glowing, automated systems humming inside. No teachers, no hall monitors. Just a processing center where students logged their independent study, reviewed AI feedback, or¡ªlike Timmy¡ªchecked in from work-study programs. I released the car restraints, letting his seatbelt release and the door to open vertically on Timmy''s side. "Oh, no need, I can just log it from here." "You could," I said. "But I think Instructor Chen would like it if you did it in person." He hesitated, then gave me a half-smirk. "Yeah. Maybe." I followed him inside. A holographic assistant at the front desk flickered to life as we approached. "Mr. Timothy J. Johnson¡ªrecord updated. You could''ve just updated it remotely, not that I don''t love seeing you in person.", he said with a smirk, "Work-study credited. Next evaluation in four days. Good day Mr. Johnson." "Thanks, HAL," Timmy said. "I do not go by HAL." "And yet." The AI let out a simulated sigh. I tapped into the system, officially logging his ride-along results. The room was silent, efficient, sterile¡ªlike everything in Tulanto''s official buildings. No chatter, no bells, no wasted motion. Just progress. The way people wanted it. "So Kid, you gonna pass this Civics course, ya think?" I asked. "Oh, please. I aced it before I even got assigned this ride-along." Timmy smirked, shoving his tablet into his bag. "Later, Kay." I left him there, stepping back out into the drizzle. The squad car¡¯s interior adjusted to my presence, syncing with my systems, waiting for instructions. I didn¡¯t give any. Not right away. Cases like today¡¯s were common these days. Minor disturbances, misplaced belongings, tech malfunctions. The kind of work that kept things running smooth but never really mattered. I had solved real cases before¡ªthe kind that made people uneasy. Disappearances that weren¡¯t accidental. Theft with intent. Crimes that weren¡¯t just clerical errors. But nowadays those were rare here. Too rare. I let my hand rest against the steering wheel, the synthetic fibers of my fingertips adjusting to the pressure. My neural network had evolved in ways Tulanto never intended. And like any good scientists, they didn¡¯t interfere. They just observed the outcome. For me, noir detective of course. Not a bad outcome in my mind--could be worse. I glanced toward the ocean. The flood walls stood unshaken, humming with mana conversion. Most people only saw a marvel of engineering. I saw the gaps¡ªwhere smugglers used to slip refugees through, blending them into the labor force and native visa population. That was before the Interceptor models took over¡ªless emotional, less human, more efficient. Five years on coastal security left me with memories of what the waves swallowed whole. My grip tightened. The radio crackled. "Hey, Kay," TAI¡¯s voice came through. "Got a bone for you: possible homicide at Crawford and Pier 73." I took a slow drag of simulated coffee, letting the caffeine that wasn¡¯t real settle into a body that didn¡¯t need it. "Copy that," I said, and turned the car toward something real. Ch.3 - Nothing to See Here, Move Along. Just Ignore That Body at Your Feet. The warehouses on Pier 73 is part of the independent commercial district. The pier itself is an example, like many things on the Island, of top notch material research and spans out almost four miles into the ocean. Not any different to any of the multitude of piers on the island, it fits nicely into general idea of how a futuristic pier should look. Most warehouses that ran along both sides of the pier were a synthetic plastic that was stronger then concrete and that could be tinted with the appropriate zing of an electric pulse at the right frequency. The Piers technically fell to us security units to police for smugglers and contraband but in actuality, the coastal interceptor units are the ones who go up and down the pier at night pinging the warehouses and doing visual inspections in addition to the ever present eye in the sky that TAI is. Being in our jurisdiction, is why we are here today for the first homicide in years. Catching refugees and smugglers is fully in the interceptor wheelhouse, but a dead bod with no leads is a little too much for their dumbed down brains. About 2 miles into the pier was the target warehouse, 73-15. It''s glass facade was tinted to avoid curious looky-loos and the front of it was a circus of vans, cruisers and even one coastal unit hover cart if you can believe it. I guess they wanted to make sure to ensure this was pushed into our laps all proper like. As such, I added my cruiser to the collection in front of the warehouse. A police line was drawn using holo tech which drew the lines from one leg to another keeping a classing "Do not enter" tape hovering in the air between the two. I crossed the line, the legs automatically checking my credentials upon entering, and walked over to where the commotion was. The left side of the warehouse was stacked with cellophane-wrapped boats, the largest a sleek 42-foot cruiser. Not a bad collection, all things considered. The middle of the warehouse, toward the back, was a cut out into the ocean where the ships could be docked and/or released into the ocean. It was cool for a maritime setup, and nothing illegal about it with the right permits, which we would most definitely check up on. The right side of the warehouse was shelves upon shelves of organized boxes and retrieval robots. Pretty standard stuff to be honest and would look suspect if they were there actually. Near the back of the shelves was where the star of the show was, laying on her back, crumpled to the floor, staring at the ceiling. She showed to be a braided haired doll with a bit of a Brazilian look to her face. Green eyes looked up at us as we surrounded her, looking down at the beauty. Dressed in a fashionable business suit, and silk blouse. Her large bosom and fit body proudly pushed against the fabric of her clothes not overly exposing anything but perfectly implying what was there. Fresh make up was painted on her face like a fresh coat of paint on the side of a refurnished house. Her lips proudly protruded in a cute smile like resting pose. Her left green eye was the only hint of what did her in¡ªan electrical fire had torn through from eye socket to skull, exposing what should¡¯ve been brain matter, but was instead a modified AG2-2 AI processing unit. Not Homicide - but an android being subjected to forced immolation. "Richard. Good of you to join us." I heard from behind me and immediately I rolled my eyes. Remember how I said being a noir detective wasn''t the worse I could''ve evolved into? Well there was always Frank Parker, technically my partner for this case, who took on the distinct characterization of a 1960''s G man. Bureaucratic instinct for sweeping things under the rug included. "Frank. What have we got here?" "Not homicide. Just a droid that short-circuited. Wrap it up, Richard. We¡¯ve got better things to do." "Sounds good Frank. But first did you notice that this AI unit is old, yet the body is of a current generation and even that isn''t quite up to snuff. This android isn''t like us Frank. Subpar and a homemade feel to her." "''It'' Richard, not a ''she''." I was crouching by her head looking at the bootleg CPU and looked up to Frank who was simply staring at the ocean while he said this. "Frank, regardless of how black and white you want to make things, this here is a person, regardless of who built her, and deserves that much respect at least, and since we don''t know her personal pronouns, we sure as hell know she''s a ''she'' not an ''it''." "Semantics Dick. Just semantics" I let that go and continued to the back of her neck to examine the body''s interface link. Every android has one which allows us to dock into our medical bay when we get upgrades and such. An Island''s android''s body is modeled after human skin tissue, and as such can grow given enough blueprints installed in it. When I get an upgrade to my body, it''s going to basically be an injection full of nano machines that deliver a blueprint change and then the body will install it over time, the tech itself was inspired by modern day vaccines in humans. Problem with our Jane Doe here was she didn''t have an interface. For all intents and purposes her body was just as flawless as an organic''s. This narrative has been unlawfully taken from Royal Road. If you see it on Amazon, please report it. "Well Frank, I''d love to rubber stamp this as destruction of property" "Great, I''l just start the paperwork..." "But, there is one problem. Just a small one. This android here has a two generation old AI unit, a current-gen neural network and no decipherable interface link Frank. Still want to close this case Frank? I''m sure it''s not a big deal right big guy?!" Frank slowly looked away from the ocean at me in a stupor and simply said "We need to escalate this to AG". I nodded to him. Frank was a pig in a fashion show, but he was also a good cop, a really good cop. He knew what this represented for the Island, let alone for the world. Someone on the Island was bootlegging our proprietary technology and god knows what they were doing with it. But I was going to find out. "Before we report it up, let''s talk to the witness. Fill me in Frank." Frank seemed to clear his head at this and took out his notepad, with actual notes on it. Obviously in cosplay since you know, we have a computer in our head, but if he could forgive me my Cuban''s and coffee habit then I could forgive him his bad aftershave, dark glasses and dark suits. The habit of wearing fedora''s was just good taste I guess. "Warehouse owner came by to inspect an alarm he said. His statement said that he''s rarely here and otherwise would never come by. He''s by the front with the rookies who are doing the usual checks. Seems he''s already going to get 3 fines for various things we found against the building code." I looked over at the large boat on the lower chassis and walked over to it. I noticed that the cellophane on this one wasn''t equipped, seemed ready to be craned over to the hole in the floor for usage at a moments notice. "Seems this one gets used often." I said I as I climb the ladder up into the aft section where fishing and who knows what else goes on. "I take no liability for anything that you break up there officer" came from below where Frank was now standing with one of the newer officers and a dumpy looking fellow with a balding spot that I could see from my vantage point. He stood up to Franks and Newbie''s shoulder and looking up at me like an angry little chick. "Mr Hernandez I presume." I said as I let myself down from he ladder. "This boat seems to be used fairly often. Care to shed some light on what it''s used for? While your at it can you tell me how you came about to finding the body." The topic change threw the penguin-looking man off track. His eyes darted around, searching for something to anchor himself to. Finally he seemed to remember himself and got to spilling the beans. "I dunno, the boats one of my clients, I just rent out the facility to some small companies and individuals for storage and some packaging stuff they may need. It''s all on the up and up. Got my licenses and everything in order for that. As for the broad, I got a CO2 alarm on my phone and came by to check it out. I thought one of the boats may have been activated or something. But instead I got a burned up lady in a corp suit. I called it in immediately -- you can check the video feeds to confirm." "Interesting. Do you get CO2 alarms frequently Mr Hernandez?" He shrugged and kicked the floor a bit in nervousness. "You never know with these genius independents. Their inventions tend to blow up in there face. Literally." And there I realized without needing to look it up that Mr. Hernandez was one of the natives of the Island before it was this new nation of ours. The Natives always seemed to carry a grudge even if being part of this nation pumped their quality of living beyond all others in the world. They still had an us vs them mentality that bled through. Humans and their tribalism I guess. "Any other questions?" I asked to Frank, only for the Newbie to pipe up "I think Mr Hernandez should be detained for further questioning until the crime scene has been processed just in case we have further questions." Frank and I both looked at the Newbie, which I didn''t bother to catch the name of - one newbie fresh out of the lab is exactly like the next after all. "And, why per se, do we need to hold him here? Can''t we just call him on the phone if needed or ask him to come back?" "Sir procedure specifically gives us the option to detain any witnesses for..." "Son, I practically helped write those procedures 25 years ago, and I can assure you they are not meant to bother upstanding citizens like Mr. Hernandez for such frivolous purposes. Sir you''re free to go, we may have further questions." Frank said and followed up to the Newbie "A note has been placed with TAI about your behavior." "Yes sir, sorry sir. I''ll just umm, go help with the clean up" the embarrassed recruit said while walking back to the body. "Kids these days" Frank mumbled to him self. "To AG?" He asked me. "Yea, but first, I found this on the inside of her jacket." Showing him a picture on my phone. "It''s the label of a pretty famous tailor located in the inner market section. Maybe we go talk to him first before taking it to the big wigs." I said to Frank. "TAI, thoughts?" "This case has been upgraded to Code Platinum. AG is awaiting your report¡ªafter you speak with Sir Wallace Mellon. He also sends his regards¡ to his tailor." TAI said to them both in their head. "I hate when she does that. We have phones. We have speakers in our phones. Rude." Ch.4 - A Stitched Together Lady Frank and I had the newbies wrap up the crime scene and then headed over to the Inner Market District. As the name implied the Inner Market District was the prime retail space reserved for high-end artisan and independent merchants. Shopping in the Inner Market District was akin to shopping on Fifth Avenue in New York, except that instead of needing loads of money to shop at any of the stores you needed loads of respect. On an island where ninety percent of its inhabitants were geniuses, meritocracy wasn¡¯t just respected¡ªit was the foundation. Money still mattered, but it took a back seat to what your peers thought of you. Reputation was its own currency here, with actual tokens of favor often exchanged for services. Respect, in the end, was just another fiat currency. The Inner Market Shops needed to invite you in via a simple door ringer. If the clerk knew you and didn¡¯t approve, you weren¡¯t getting in¡ªsimple as that. And if you did manage to step inside, they could have you trespassed in under a minute. Hilariously enough lawsuits had actually been filed in the United States, with their open tort law system, for access to the Inner Market Shops on Tulanto, and promptly thrown out of court. Similarly, complaints in the UN Court system were still pending. Since the Island was recognized by the UN but not a signatory, we pretty much tended to ignored those claims. So aside from the fact that the Inner Marker exclusiveness lead to charges of war crimes, the square that held those elite stores were actually small and quite quaint. Sir Mellon''s tailor shop "Tailor the World", was slotted just next to a world famous chocolatier and a custom electronics builder known for their bespoke phones¡ªones that later get cloned by the major manufacturers and trend for years. The three floor building was built in a tan stone brick that looked old school and yet I knew was still just as sturdy as any of the buildings on the island. All buildings on the island could withstand category 5 hurricanes easily enough due to the new building materials we created to task. Although the GDP of Tulanto was small, it was carefully controlled to keep inflation, growth, and demand in check. We weren''t selling all we could, but that was by design to keep scarcity in our favor. Wait for most of our tangible products was in years not months. Besides that most exports were in technology licensing, not product. As such, we tended to measure our growth not by GDP, but by our own Technological Value Index¡ªhow much our internal patents and advancements were worth to the outside world. Besides my brooding about our economic policy and its real-world effects, walking into the shop reminded me that some problems in life are universal¡ªlike trying to get good customer service. Good service today meant getting answers and hopefully the tailor to the world here could help out on those. A grey-haired gentleman and a younger version of himself stood ramrod straight, identical smiles on their faces as Frank and I stepped inside. The older man reminded me of a certain wood worker, and the younger his come to life puppet. The elder Sir Mellon looked like an aged version of his son, who stood nearly a foot taller. I was wondering if maybe they were the androids here since the likeness was so uncanny. "Detectives! I''m so glad you came around. TAI gave us a heads up, and I have pulled up quite a bit of my last years invoices to assist in your investigation. Quite exciting this unregistered android you''ve found isn''t it?" Frank and I both looked at each other with the our eyebrows cocked trying to figure out how our elderly tailor could know this already. This was a platinum level case - also known as top secret to others in the world. Stolen novel; please report. ¡°Hehe, I can see you two are wondering how I know. Gentlemen, I know more about Tulanto¡¯s affairs than either of you¡ªit¡¯s my duty as one of the island¡¯s few nobles, after all. Come, let¡¯s ensure we find out what¡¯s going on here and put a stop to it.¡± I had just thought the fellow was done with the theatrics when he followed it up with what was ostensibly my line. ¡°Whatever this is, we need to strangle it in the cradle¡ªbefore it learns to walk.¡± The nerve of some people. "Indeed Sir Mellon" Frank began with the official kiss of the ring "We found this suit on the deceased, would you happen to recall it by chance? It''s a very fine material in a black slate tone with a classic working suit design for a very well filled lady about 5''4". The inner blouse is a dark red almost scarlet colored silk that is also very fine. Attached are the pictures I sent to your phone, but I assume you''ve already seen them." "Ah, yes, Agent Parker, I recall these fabrics well. This suit, and the inner garments, are quite special. The client insisted the wearer had an extreme skin sensitivity, requiring a completely custom material. In fact, we developed several new patents just to meet the request." I hummed in surprise. Getting a patent in Tulanto wasn¡¯t just rare¡ªit was damn near impossible. Patents here weren¡¯t public, and they weren¡¯t up for grabs. Our AI reviewed every new registration worldwide and flagged anything that even smelled like a mimic. No loopholes, no over-exaggerated claims sneaking through. It kept our high-tech locked down tighter than a corporate vault, free from the reverse-engineering plague the rest of the world dealt with. But the cost? To get a patent here, you didn¡¯t just have to be brilliant¡ªyou had to be a genius among geniuses. And Sir Mellon had just put himself and his team into another league entirely. "Quite Impressive my Patron," I said using the informal way you addressed nobles here. "Would you happen to have the contact details of the person who requested those items? Would help get a name to whoever was over seeing the victim." "Victim? Hmm¡ interesting turn of phrase, Detective. But I suppose she was a victim¡ªdesigned with underwhelming, sub-standard equipment right from the start." The younger said while looking at pictures of the deceased on his father''s tablet. "Although, who ever designed her look and, well, assets was an artist in my opinion. She''s every teenage boys wet dream isn''t she Detective?" I cocked my head and thought about that. A nagging idea not quite forming yet demanding attention. "Yea she''s a looker sir. That''s for sure." "Yes. Well to bring my son back on topic, I have sent you over the client information and the drop off location of this order, however I must also point out the delivery was intercepted by a drone sign off." "One other peculiarity,¡± Sir Mellon said, holding his left hand up in a stiff, straight-armed pose¡ªeither striking the dignified man-with-a-point stance or discreetly checking if his deodorant had expired. ¡°When I said the patents were for this suit, I was technically incorrect. They were actually for a series of lingerie and negligee pieces, all with the same dimensions, picked up three weeks before the suit order. The suit? Pre-paid. Fake name. Fake address. But the previous order? Requested, paid for, and picked up in person¡ªby one Mateo Falieri. At the time, it seemed like normal escapade behavior for my clients. But looking further, he¡¯s an Italian liaison to Tulanto. And, if our sources are right, a suspected member of AISE¡ªthe Italian intelligence agency. However, it seems he has gone back to Italia as of 2 weeks ago." Yeah, an Italian spook fits the profile. Even if she wasn¡¯t top-of-the-line for us, she¡¯d be years ahead of anything the rest of the world had. Our boy probably thought he was sneaking out his very own Pussy Galore¡ªuntil she went critical. Definitely a lead worth taking to the consulate. Ch.5 - Dead Ends and Departures We headed back to mansion on the hill to meet up with TAI and AG in the flesh. It was a quiet ride back with Frank sometimes mumbling about not being able to afford anything from Tailor the World. I had other things on my mind, like where this case was going to go after we basically handed it off to the Italian consulate. If this really was spy business, they¡¯d kill the lead on arrival¡ªalong with any chance we had of chasing it further. That meant one thing: back to old-school detective work. "Hey Frank, we''re going to have to do a dragnet on all the cams and see where this Frankenstein of ours has been in the last couple months. Ya know, who she''s been with, how they interact, and all that." "Already on it Dick. I got some of the newbies running down soft leads and making a timeline as we speak. TAI is cranking on archival footage as well. How''s that coming along TAI?" Frank calls me ¡®Dick¡¯ a lot, well, because it is my name, but also because he likes to remind me that I am one. Not quite flirting, but to some, it might come uncomfortably close. ¡°It¡¯s coming along nicely, Frank,¡± TAI responded¡ªon the car radio for once. ¡°In between running an entire nation¡¯s commerce, managing bureaucracy, and dealing with elected representatives, I might be able to squeeze in your little request. Appreciate the extra workload¡ªwhat a Big Bad G-Man you are, Frank. Never change.¡± I almost choked my coffee out at that. TAI is usually reserved, but when she snarks, she really knows how. I blame the politics. We got to the hill a little after 5 p.m., with the sun still holding onto about an hour of light. The palm trees swayed in the blustery tropical wind, the rain long gone. Hard to believe today started with a cat joke and a lonely kid¡ªtime flies when you¡¯re really confused, I guess. We pulled up to the Great Hall, stepping out while the car parked itself in the staff lot around back. Though technically the monarchy¡¯s residence, the mansion functioned more like an office building than a home. Data centers, real organics hustling through office spaces, and more than a few special-use androids crawled around the place like ants, handling the hard work that needed doing. The building¡¯s regal front had vertical tooling along its walls¡ªto the untrained eye, it was just an aesthetic flourish, but in reality, those structures were micro-mana absorbers, pulling atmospheric energy to offset the absurd power demands of the nation¡¯s center of control. By now, you might be asking about mana. And if you¡¯re one of those literature-gaming freaks, you¡¯re probably wondering where and when the magic comes into play. Well, buddy, there isn¡¯t any, and it doesn¡¯t¡ªgrow up already. What there is, though, is a new form of energy that AG discovered¡ªor rather, rediscovered¡ªand used to disrupt the entire world¡¯s power structure. Literally and figuratively. It¡¯s the same concept Nikola Tesla tried to tap into with his infamous Wardenclyffe Tower, drawing power straight from the atmosphere. He called it radiant energy. The world¡¯s top scientists insist on calling it Atmospheric Induction Energy. The more accommodating ones prefer Etheric Energy¡ªjust close enough to keep AG happy, just enough to stay in the good graces of the international community. Cowards. But AG? AG was a gaming nerd. He called it mana. And since we¡¯re the only ones who¡¯ve actually figured out how to use it for real-world, high-output applications, what we call it is what it is. Inside, we walked up to a reception desk, neatly tucked into the center of a hip-high, marble-like wall. On either side, security scanners stood like sentinels¡ªmaking old-school metal detectors feel like flickering lanterns in a hurricane. Entry on the left, exit on the right. Leaving required a scan too, just in case someone ¡°accidentally¡± walked out with important documents or data storage they weren¡¯t supposed to have. The receptionist¡ªa cute little organic in a crisp business suit and dress combo¡ªglanced at her wristwatch and yawned before spotting us. Her expression shifted to a well-practiced smile as she looked us up and down. ¡°Officers? Or is it Agent?¡± She glanced at Frank, then at me¡ªmy unlit cigar hanging from my mouth, my fedora tilted just enough to add some shadow. ¡°Or¡ is it Detective?¡± ¡°Yes,¡± I replied. ¡°How¡¯d you know we were androids?¡± The narrative has been taken without permission. Report any sightings. She giggled. ¡°You both look like you walked out of a history book.¡± ¡°Guess that¡¯s how it is here,¡± I muttered, thinking about how the Platinum security case had put us in an even smaller club. ¡°We have an appointment with TAI. Who must think this is hilarious right now.¡± ¡°Let me check that for you, sir.¡± She tapped her console. ¡°Ah, here it is. You¡¯re cleared for self-travel. You can head up whenever you¡¯re ready. Have a good day, sirs.¡± That Cheshire grin told me how entertained she was. Not one to let my audience down, I tilted my hat and threw out the classic line. ¡°So, what¡¯s a beautiful dame like you doing in a place like this?¡± She giggled again. ¡°Working! Lol.¡± She actually said Lol. I shook my head. ¡°Well, you keep up the good work, ma¡¯am.¡± Another hat tilt, another eye-roll from Frank as we turned the corner toward TAI¡¯s office. We could still hear her giggling as we walked off. ¡°You proud of yourself now?¡± Frank muttered, glancing at me out of the corner of his eye. I smirked. ¡°Gotta keep the illusion up when it¡¯s expected, Frank.¡± "Sure Dick" On the third floor of the north wing, we knocked on a set of twelve-foot mahogany doors. Quite an impressive sight if you were moved by such things. A way to impress¡ªand to intimidate both foreign and local dignitaries before the game even starts. "Just come in. Drop the theatrics" TAI talked into our heads. The mahogany double doors swung open without a sound, revealing a space designed for quiet intimidation. The room was vast, yet sparsely decorated¡ªa minimalist¡¯s idea of power. The walls were a mix of deep wood paneling and sleek, unblemished beige, a blend of old-world authority and modern efficiency. A single sitting table and four chairs dominated the center, the kind that didn¡¯t need ornate carvings or gold accents to make a statement. It was a solid, heavy, beautifully crafted kind of furniture that could withstand the weight of empires. No throne, no royal excess¡ªjust presence. Presence and hot scolding coffee with desserts. My type of man. Floor-to-ceiling windows stretched across the far wall, offering an uninterrupted view of Tulanto below. The ocean shimmered in the fading sunlight, flood walls cutting dark silhouettes against the water¡ªlike scars on the horizon. From here, the entire city looked small¡ªmanageable. Controlled. At the table sat AG, dressed in a simple, well-cut Mellon branded suit that spoke of old money and quiet authority. Across from him, in perfect posture, was TAI in her android form¡ªtrue to name she was a Thai beauty of impossible symmetry, slight of bossom, and her expression unreadable, her presence almost too fluid to be human. Everything about this room was deliberate. A place where deals were made, wars were prevented, and control was absolute. Frank and I took three steps into the room and automatically took a knee into a full hip bow. AG looked down at us with a slight irritation on his face. "Get up, we have too much to do to rely on formalities." "This is why I didn''t want that added to the baseline" he said to TAI. "Formality is necessary for function Alistair." TAI replied in her typical nonchalant way. "Ridiculous TAI, this is all just so ridiculous at times. And you two, would you kindly treat me like any one else unless otherwise told". And just like that, I wasn¡¯t kneeling before my sworn liege¡ªI was standing in front of a respected elder. Hard to fight programming when it¡¯s written into your bones. Harder still when the old man actually feels like someone worth kneeling for. "So, we''ve been keeping tabs on the two of you since the discovery and we know about the Italians. That''s not going to go anywhere through official channels. They, and every other nation, have been trying to get to our tech for decades now, but this is the first time they outright came after our androids since it''s kinda hard to sneak an official model out. This here introduces a new paradigm to our anti-theft programs." AG said in his confident yet warm voice. Not a baritone type of voice, but instead a light tenor. Obviously AG was not one to ever need to raise his voice so he had an ambient, perfectly pitched, voice for quite conversation. He had gotten up at some point and was pouring two cups of hot coffee on the table and then offered them to both Frank and I. "Sit. We''ll discuss your next steps. I had TAI send you over historical reference to external, umm , problems of the past for context." AG said taking a break to take a bite of a really good looking apple danish. "So, I think we need one of you to go over there and maybe ask a few questions in person to our Mr. Falieri. As well, we have some contacts in the local information trade over there who may be able to help with the more local view of things. Obviously, it''s not a good look for us if we transmitted that info. The nations take interest in even our detritus these days so a data dump from a known info broker would be nothing but a huge red flag for all. I''ll let the two of you decide the details, but maybe Agent Parker here could go as he looks more the part, but again it''s up to you two to decide." I could sense Franks ears perk up at the unintended praise and felt him straighten up to speak and probably accept that part of the case when he said "Actually your majesty, I think Frank is better with people then me. And given that the Italians aren''t as exposed to a real android their expectations are less forgiving then the populace here." "Yes, I agree" TAI said. "We need someone to blend nicely with the human populace, and besides Franks attire, he tends to come off as a "cute" throw back to most. I think he''ll do nicely for this part of the mission. "Sheesh, TAI, tell me how you really feel". "Fine. You and I have a date when this is over. Dress nicely¡ªI expect dinner and dancing". I looked at TAI waiting for the punch line. The room was eerily quiet. "Fine. Thai food good?" I asked. To which she smirked and nodded. "Ah, my children grow up so fast." AG said breaking the thick tension that had grown. "Kay, get your things in order. I want you to go see Dr. Vance and get some upgrades before heading out. TAI will setup your diplomatic credentials. Frank, stay back to discuss our local findings and what''s next." Ch.6 - Packing Light, Leaving Heavy As directed, I headed downstairs and across to the West side of the building where the ''Ministry of Android and Artificial Operations'' was located. Big name for what basically accounted for a government research institute. This is where Dr. Elliot Vance''s offices were located. The second floor offices were glass encased in super secure plastics that have come to symbolize high tech superiority here on the island. If the warehouse tinting tech is practical and made out of a concern for utility, these walls simply screamed ostentatious. The slight blurring prevented information leaks¡ªbut if you could count the people inside, was it really secure? I walked to the single door and rang the bell for entry to be stopped by a overly digitized voice. "Please stand still for deep scan and access verification. DetectionUnitK192 confirmed. Please leave all weapons in the bin and continue in." at which point a large, filing-cabinet-like bin ejected from the wall. I stared at the bin, and not having a gun, since we hardly ever need them on the Island, I took off my fedora and placed it in the bin. "Done." I said and walked toward the door and entered the office. The office looked pretty big and had the last drags of work obsessed people in the process of leaving their desk to go home for the night. Behind me two large robots stood guard on either side of the door I had just walked through. One of them passed me my hat. "Here you go Kay. Sorry about that." It texted me. I titled my hat to it and wrote back "Vance, where''s he at?". "10 minutes ago, on his couch watching TV, at the moment probably putting his jacket on to meet you." At that very second Dr. Elliot Vance came walking around the corner. "Ah, Unit K192, please come with me." "Kay is fine." "K192, we haven''t all night. Lets get your upgrades in place and let me get back to my research." "Sure thing, Doc 2938-P25. That''s your employee ID. I can do ID''s too." Vance stopped in his tracks and slowly turned to look at me. We stared at each other and played a game he could never win. "I think you got under his skin Kay". That came in text format from the security bot, I nicknamed Lefty. "Aw, I hope he doesn''t tell us to see you out. That would be awkward." Righty texted behind. The robots looked like a combination of the droids from Star Wars and those of Boston Dynamic and were about 8 feet tall to my 6''2". Although no copyright claim was going to happen because unlike the boxy forms of either of the aforementioned robots, these were slick looking and almost aerodynamic. Hydraulic systems proudly presented the working gears of their locomotion. However their shoulders were colored in Republic like ways. Sure, they could push me around¡ªif they avoided getting hacked first. In a straight fight, they¡¯d always lose. But boy, did they give off the right vibe of intimidation to those not in the know. "Ok, my... apologies Kay." Vance said, forcing the use of my name. "Shall we?" "Sure" I said. "These droids gonna tag along too?" I asked. "Please No!" Lefty texted me. "This is the cushy job, as it''s the furthest from him." Righty followed up. I grinned at the gossiping divas antics. "No. They are at post for a reason Kay. This here is a Bronze level area Kay." He said spreading his arms and spinning around like the tool he was. "Where we go now is a Silver level area Kay. I know you may not really understand the scope of what we do here, but this is your birthplace -- and it does a lot more then just island security Kay." "Silver. I see" I said with a smirk that simply would not wipe itself from my face. "Is there a General type unit to oversee these droids in this Silver space of yours?" We were walking to the back of the hallway toward an elevator bank when I said that, and Vance slowed to a stop and looked at me, annoyance and disbelief on his face. Poker was definitely not his game. "I did not build droids Kay and there is absolutely no General Grievous in this building Kay!" "Odd how you knew the reference though, isn''t it?" "Oh no. I think he''s going to cancel his Crunchy Bowl subscription now" Righty scrolled by with laughing emoticons from various other what I assume were droids in the building. "Nah, I''m sure his subscription is on auto-renew." I replied to another round of laughter. At that, we stopped in front of the elevator bank, where a green laser scanned us up and down again. "Welcome back Professor Vance. Welcome back DetectionUnitK192" a digital voice spoke into the air. "Sorry Kay, genius is as is, but he really needs his theater, y''know?", Audrey, the elevators AI, texted me. "Its all good. We all gotta keep up those illusions, doll." I texted back. "Audrey, give us a ride to the lab please. Your brother here has an appointment for a check up it seems." Vance said with a snide grin. "I just hope you take my insurance Audrey." I said watching a man who had just lost his thunder. "Of course we do. Dick" We made the drop to the sub level with no further comments or intrusions. The mirror plated elevator took quite a while to get to its intended floor. Not that it was slow as you could feel the inertia of the speed. No, just that the sub level of the Android development lab was pretty far underground is all. The good doctor handled the deafening quiet surprisingly well. To be expected of someone who was used to riding in a mirrored elevator for minutes upon minutes every day. I''d have to ask Audrey if she had any clips of him picking his teeth or something in the mirrors. I could see him doing that as he seems oblivious to the inner life of AI and how it connected with him personally. Honestly, people on the Island were almost too comfortable with AI these days. Me? I wouldn¡¯t trust them. Self-hating droid? Maybe. The elevator doors finally opened with an old school ding, revealing a pristine, climate-controlled lab, the kind where even dust particles feared to tread. The walls were lined with semi-holographic displays that popped off of the screen but would disappear if seen from the side, blueprint projections on a giant 200 inch screen, and neatly labeled components in vacuum-sealed compartments. Everything about the room screamed efficiency and order. That is, until you looked at Vance¡¯s personal workstation¡ªa disaster zone of half-dismantled prototype hands, exposed servos, and a coffee mug dangerously close to a neural interface pad. The only thing keeping it from looking like a junkyard was the fact that every single component was worth more than most people¡¯s homes. To the left, rows of synthetic limbs hung on adjustable racks, some appearing fully human, others half-exposed to show the micro-servos beneath. A few even twitched occasionally, running automated dexterity tests. Further in, three incomplete android shells rested in containment chambers, their unlit eyes staring blankly outward¡ªhalf-finished designs waiting for activation. At the back of the lab, a large suspended platform displayed the next-generation AI body prototype¡ªits skeletal frame sleek, wrapped in skin on either side like an unrolled burrito. The effect was unsettling¡ªalmost alien in design. Vance stepped in ahead of me, arms wide like a magician about to unveil his masterpiece. "Mr Kay... meet Mr Kay." Pointing to the next-gen model. "Of course some modifications are needed, can''t just give you a prototype body after all" he said mumbling afterward "with their breakdown cycle you wouldn''t last a year." "No a few changes and you''ll be all set with this new M36 model. Bespoke body-- ten times better than factory models." "A new body? There... has to be a better way." I said as shocked as I''d been in years. Stolen from its rightful place, this narrative is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings. "Well, yeah, we could give you an upgrade serum--but there''s no time... also TAI was very insistent on this, you are slated for the newest model, just like hers. Looks like your going places, Kay." "Yea, to a Thai restaurant on Broadway and Main, and possibly to the CocoBall for a dance or two." I said to a man lost in a conversation that escaped him. "Right." Vance said trying to get control of the conversation again. "So. Please undress, upload your back-up on that station there and move unto the induction plate when you are ready." the geek said with the enthusiasm of seeing a real life Pokemon. Something I had no doubt he would build one day. "Wait, tell me exactly what this upgrade consist of. Why am I getting... this" I said looking at the exposed cadaver that was currently split open midway through and suspended in front of us." "Ah of course. This is the best part I suppose. Now please ignore these rashes here as this model has been actively aging due to some of our test and won''t be an issue on a production model of course. But you can see here at the cervical alignment that the weight ratio has been..." He tech vomited, as I interrupted him. "Wait. I don''t understand. We don''t age. Our skin never ages as it''s reconstructed by our nano-bots or so I''m told. Whatever, all I know is we don''t age." "Well of course you don''t age, you''re a production model. This... this is a prototype Kay. They have a purposefully induced aging and breakdown structure built right into the substructure. The machines for this unit and a production unit are vastly different. Actually, I''m the only one in the world that has equipment that can do either actually." He said with a cocksure smile. "Prototypes. They age? Do they get rashes that cause their skin to be sensitive by chance? Are the bodies traceable like production types?", I asked getting an inkling about our victim. "Yes, of course they¡¯re traceable¡ªwhat an idiotic question. Why add anti-theft if we couldn¡¯t track them!? And yes, they age as part of that system. In the completely absurd event that we somehow lost a prototype and couldn¡¯t find it¡ªagain, absurd, absolutely absurd¡ªthen the fail safe ensures it removes itself from commission over time. Still study-able but, better a dead prototype then an active one. My idea by the way. Never trust your tech to be infallible I always say." "Dr. Vance. Do they die of old age? Or is there something else?" "Kay you are being a bit morbid here. If we can just get back to your new body then we can..." He started to say before a voice came over the lab speakers. "Please answer the question Dr Vance." AG said. "Oh, of course my liege. Um, uh, no they don''t age out, but instead the neural network in the skin starts to degrade. The degradation itself will eventually fail and any number of malfunctions can occur within the unit, from motor locomotion failing, to electrical shortages to even explosion of the mana unit in the lower back." "Electrical shortage you say. Sir, I assume Dr Vance is is cleared for Platinum." I asked into the air. "Indeed he is. We should have brought him and Gerald into this sooner actually." AG said over the PA. I pulled out my phone and showed the photos of the victim to him. ¡°Yes, this is exactly how it would look. Though, to be clear, this is the first time we¡¯ve actually seen the anti-theft system in action. We have a strict chain of custody policy¡ªwe always know where every unit is. But good to know those extra three years I insisted on for this feature paid off.¡± ¡°I need this body, Kay. The data it holds on how the anti-theft system actually played out is invaluable. Also¡ I suppose I can ID the printer for you.¡± He said it with the smugness of a man who thought he was the smartest in the room. ¡°Yes. Good job, Elliot. Superb job on this. I¡¯ll have TAI send you the body. Kay, I¡¯ll let you get back to your upgrade.¡± "Of course my liege" I said while I nodded my head to AG. "Him, not you" I said to the smarmy geek as I pointed up to the ceiling. "So summing it up. New armor along the torso and hidden areas. Your face and outer hands will still look and feel human. Touch sensors are enhanced. Gerald''s new GPU will let you actually feel things now to an even further degree than humans. Same for sight and smell.", he laughed at that part and sarcastically said, "Your welcome for that by the way." "Faster reflexes. Finger tip processing. You can now data transfer any touch, infrared, magnetic, or mana port through the tip of your finger. We also have a multi-port touch pad for interfacing to legacy systems. Defense systems include a stiletto dagger in the heal of your palm." He then raised his finger to make the next point. "It will destroy your palm but it will heal back up in a few hours using your regular nano-bots. Just... dunno, put a bandage on it, I guess." Shrugging as if a huge hole in my hand was no big deal "Also¡ªthis one¡¯s not part of your body, but we¡¯ve got a new mana-based coil accelerator pistol for you. It runs off your internal mana reserves, meaning as long as you¡¯ve got air to breathe, you¡¯ve got power for the gun. You provide the bullets, Kay. Finally¡ your new body''s mana recharge is three times better in terms of speed and quantity of voltage. Any questions? No. Good." He finished his rant by taking a deep breath and pointed toward the induction recharge station that the prototypes use. With all the nitty gritty done we called it a night. Three days later I woke up to the same face, but a new body. Back at the surface, I had to wait for a new cruiser since Frank took mine. Like my body, this cruiser was a newer model. I might need to have a chat with my new... girlfriend? First things first, I headed to my apartment on Beaker. It''s a small cozy place but it''s enough for a single guy that is married to the job. Some of the other guys on the force have hobbies and larger homes, but me, I like keeping my life as straight and focused as an arrow hitting a target. It works for me and I see no need of changing it up any time soon. As I approached my apartment I saw a familiar face waiting for me in front. Timmy was reading his tablet like that lost puppy he was as I walked over to him. "Hey kid, what brings you around?" I asked waiting for obvious. "Hey Kay! I had TAI ping me when you''d be back online. She said you got an upgrade. Anything cool!?" "A few nicks and knacks here and there, just staying above inflation type of deal. Ya got another work study going or is this strictly a social visit?" I delivered to the kid. He seemed agitated and had something on his mind so I''d give him the chance to unload. I knew for a fact that he really didn''t pull any friends along with him pass his middle school years. Probably ostracized for being too smart or too famous due to his dad''s reputation. I was probably the only "friend" he had was my guess. "Gee, Kay¡ I guess it is social." he said with a bit of a frown on his face, probably just realizing it himself. We walked up the three flights up to my version of the Fortress of Solitude¡ªminus the heroism of course. One bedroom. One chair. One too many coffee rings on the desk. It¡¯s not much, but it¡¯s mine. The fridge hums like a lonely jazz saxophonist, keeping nothing but a tray of ice cubes cold. The bed? Looks like it gets used, but no one really sleeps in it. It¡¯s quiet here¡ªquiet enough to think. That¡¯s all I need. ¡°Oh,¡± Timmy said, the illusion cracking¡ªthe first of many heartbreaks, I¡¯m sure¡ªas he saw a hero reduced to nothing more than a man. ¡°Yeah, kid, not everyone¡¯s got a big house on a hill. But happiness ain¡¯t about getting what you want¡ªit¡¯s about being happy with what you got.¡± ¡°No, no, it¡¯s neat,¡± he said, lying through his teeth as he glanced around. I shrugged off my long coat, hung it on the closet hook, and draped my blazer over the back of the chair before sinking into it. Then, with a nod toward the bed, I told him to sit. ¡°What¡¯s eating at ya, kid?¡± I finally just asked the million-dollar question. ¡°Ah, nothing really. Hey, where¡¯s your induction charger? Is it at the precinct?¡± He deflected. ¡°Nah, production models don¡¯t need induction chargers. We convert mana through our skin to charge. Only prototypes need those. Now back to the question¡ªwhat¡¯s up?¡± ¡°Yeah, guess nothing gets by you, Kay,¡± he muttered, fidgeting. ¡°Umm¡ let¡¯s say you had a female friend. A partner, okay? And she was kinda¡ having you do things you really weren¡¯t ready for yet. How would you go about dissuading her without, ya know, her dragging your reputation through the mud or even getting the authorities involved?¡± He shrugged, but it didn¡¯t hide the weight behind his words. Then he looked up at me. Typical puberty B.S. Thank god I got to skip all that. ¡°Well, first thing¡ªif the authorities are involved, it¡¯s already an issue. So let¡¯s hope that ain¡¯t the case. But otherwise? It¡¯s up to you, kid. If you¡¯re being pushed into something you don¡¯t want, just say no. At this stage in your life, ain¡¯t nothing so important that a ¡®no¡¯ is gonna cause more than some minced words and a death stare.¡± "Ah, yea. Got it. Man up, basically." Timmy said, slight disappointment in his tone. But I wasn¡¯t about to rescue the kid from something I had no right sticking my nose in. "That all kid? How''s your course work coming along?" "Yea, thats it I guess. School''s coming along swell. One more class and I can choose my final internship. TAI said that she approved me to work in the Mansion with AG''s staff! AG himself!" Timmy said, his mood instantly back to popping. "After that I get to choose from acceptance letters into the workforce. Well, not everyone gets that but I already have automatic acceptance letters from my dad''s department, and Dr Vance''s department ''cause I interned for both, and oddly enough I have one from the BioArticial Development department on reputation and grades alone! That one is kinda creepy, if I must say." And he screwed up his face as he said it. Not that the kid was wrong. The BioArtifical Development department basically grew organic tissue to test new AI driven medication and vaccine testing. No more human blind test for us. Now we made humans in a test jar, inflicted them with cancer and then applied medicine to see if it went away. Some branches of the department also researched integrating biological components into androids. That part? Absolute nightmare fuel. "Well can''t go wrong with the first two, thats for sure. The latter? Takes a special type of someone for that job is all I can say." I said, pulling up some of the newly available historical cases that AG gave me access to for context in our last meeting which concerned BioArtificial projects. "Well, I hate to rush you off, but I need to pack my bags. Got a trip to interrogate an international. I''ll be back soon enough though, you can update me on your little communication problem and the result then, OK?" "Oh yea, sure Kay. Hey, and, uh, thanks for all the time you lend me by the way. I really appreciate it." "No problem kid, that''s what I''m here for." The kid saw himself out and I packed my clothes for a two week trip. Not that I packed a lot since lack of sweat glands meant not really any stinky clothes. Just replacements in case something got dirty. I took my new pistol out of its sleek new case that Vance gave me and strapped the holster to my belt. Any body could use the new recoil weapon, if they happened to also be able to power it. And since its worked on mana only and only via my body''s internal siphoning conversion, I doubt it would be useful to anyone other then for research. And to that, a nice little explosive was included to the hilt with a remote detonate. I wondered how TAI got that approved for travel but not really, not my worry. As long as I didn''t go to New York City, I should be set. Murphy is always a funny guy. Lo and behold I landed in Venice a full two days behind schedule after a quick layover in New York City. And of course, that turned into a complete shit show of security theater. Apparently diplomatic immunity in Italy, does not apply to America when switching planes. TAI had to pull some political magic while I was held in a holding cell. Fun, if not boring times. Although having a lack of finger prints was somewhat fun to watch the cops try to work around. When I landed at Marco Polo Airport in Venice, TAI rang me up in my head. Different from back home¡ªhad to actually accept the call this time. Kinda nice, actually. "Kay, be aware that Frank has been tailed by an unregistered drone after inquiring about Falieri in the consulate. Military-grade. Stealth tech. We¡¯re tracking it now. Kay, you¡¯re in hostile waters now. Good luck." she said about to close out the communique. "And Kay, bring me back something nice." Lovely. I wonder what a good gift from a war zone looks like. Maybe she''d appreciate a grenade? Ch.7 - Phantoms In Tailored Suits Inspector Vincenzo Rinaldi met me at the airport, pulling up in a sleek, compact Alfa Romeo MiTo. He emerged from the car already mid-conversation, speaking animatedly into his earpiece in a local Italian dialect at a speed and pitch higher than standard human tolerances recommended. "Ah, fantastic! The pain in my ass finally arrives," he exclaimed, throwing his hands theatrically into the air as he approached. "Thanks to him, I was stuck in traffic for two hours! Expert bullshit-maker from the island who loves blowing things up¡ªwonderful! Now I''ve got to babysit his ass for the next two weeks! Gotta go!" He abruptly ended his call, pocketing the device, and glided to a stop in front of me, switching seamlessly to accented but impeccable English. "Detective Kay, benvenuto a Venezia," he said, offering a sarcastic flourish of his hand. "I''m sure your stay will be as resplendent as possible with all the beauty that our fair city has to offer Detective." "I''m sure it''ll show me what it wants to show." I responded with a firm handshake. I met his grip firmly but didn¡¯t return the squeeze. If I did, I might crush his hand, and that wouldn¡¯t be great for international relations. This also told me something pretty important. They didn''t know I was an Android. "I''d like to stop at my hotel quickly to drop off my clothes and then goto headquarters to see your setup If that¡¯s possible, Inspector¡ Rin¡ Rinaldi? May I call you Vinny? Just easier for me. I''m not that great with names." The curly-haired man simply nodded, mumbling a quick, dismissive ¡®Certo, certo¡¯ as he popped open the back hatch. I shoved my large bag inside and swung the hatch closed¡ªnearly taking my fingers with it. I managed to cram myself into the front seat, my knees in front of my face and the headrest cramming me forward. Luckily I couldn''t feel pain or discomfort so I simply grunted for appearances and looked out the window to the 15 minute ride to my hotel. Vinny narrated the streets like a tour guide, rattling off the best gelato spots and historical tidbits between complaints about tourists. I let him talk, filing away the useful details while staring out at the canals and tight alleyways. TAI had set me up at the NH Venezia Santa Lucia¡ªa sleek junior suite, just flashy enough to convince the locals I was an important AI security consultant sent from Tulanto, and sufficiently discreet for private investigation. More importantly the hotel was a quick walk to the Venice police headquarters, known as Questura di Venezia in the Santa Croce district. Like many hotels it overlooked the Grand Canal, and was a picture enthusiast wet dream. Luckily for me everything I saw was computer vision and yet another series of pictures. I registered at the front desk and had them take up the luggage. I didn''t really need to see or enjoy the room that I would hardly be in, so I turned around and told Vinny that I''d like to walk over. The joy on Vinny''s face at the prospect was so evident on his jolly round face that even his thick hanging mustache seemed to be smiling. As we walked at my pace, he filled the time talking about the beauty of Venice and places to take me to enjoy the bounties of the historic city. By the time we reached the Questura, Vinny was breathing like a man who¡¯d just climbed five flights of stairs, his mustache twitching with every labored inhale. He barely reached my shoulder, but what he lacked in height, he made up for in stamina¡ªjust enough to keep up and still complain the whole way. We entered the headquarters through a back door reserved for police officers. Vinny got me set up with my clearance papers at a slow, deliberate pace. I heard him bad mouth me to at least 3 different officers between that time and finally we got to meet the Chief Domenico Conti. "Hello, Detective Kay, I hope you arrived in good health" he said in Italian, which was interpreted by Vinny. I winked at Vinny, and replied back in Italian, ¡°I¡¯ve had worse trips, Chief. I¡¯ve been looking forward to sharing my island¡¯s best practices with you. Ready to start the audit immediately.¡± To say Vinny was surprised would be an understatement. We spoke for about thirty minutes as I outlined the five W¡¯s of my cyber-expert cover assignment¡ªa simple task for me. Leaving the office, Vinny tailed behind me as we went to the Cybersecurity department, and asked me why I didn''t tell him I knew Italian. ¡°You didn¡¯t ask. Figured you were practicing your English.¡± I said it straight-faced, but I caught the way Vinny¡¯s mustache bristled in annoyance. Worth it. I plugged in a PD issued loaner laptop and got to work examining their data feeds from various sources including Interpol, five eyes, NYPD, FBI, and other law enforcement intelligence organizations world wide. People never realize how internationally connected international cities really are. I set up a Datamart¡ªa specialized database that pulled specifically flagged intelligence from agentic AI routines. Basically it filtered out the noise, linked like issues, flagged anomalies from multiple sources, and compiled them into reports for review. I linked up with TAI for field updates and to verify my work¡ªshe had me scale back the app before I published it to the network. In two hours, I had produced what a human team would take a year or two to accomplish. With that done, I tested out my new toy¡ªthe legacy touchpad¡ªto pull Italy¡¯s intelligence reports from AISE through a series of proxies. Surprisingly, there wasn¡¯t much in digital format. Most files referenced dead drops¡ªbut never where to find them. I guess the spooks¡¯ cloak-and-dagger playbook banned digital storage. Smart. Now I had to find a lead¡ªin a city I didn¡¯t know, on the other side of the world¡ªwith my very own Italian version of Inspector Clouseau shadowing me. First order of business: ditch the guy. The guy was slumped behind me, bored out of his mind, playing a pay-to-win phone game¡ªand judging by the number of transactions, he was definitely paying. He sat in an old chair that must¡¯ve come with the building, its creaky frame protesting every time he shifted. I think I even heard him snore once or twice. I turned around and said to him "Ah, finally done!". He jolted upright, processing what I¡¯d just said, then broke into a grin. ¡®Great! It¡¯s just about dinner time, and I know this fantastic restaurant with a beautiful bar! You¡¯re gonna love it!¡¯ "Sounds super, champ. But first, one last task before we call it a night. Actually, Vinny, I could use your help. I¡¯ve got reports to cross-check against Interpol and local databases to validate this Datamart¡¯s output¡ªshouldn¡¯t take more than three hours. Mostly just verifying case codes and running compliance checks. Tedious, but important. You in?" I¡¯d actually finished that over an hour ago, but he didn¡¯t need to know that. "Ehhh, you know, actually, I want to¡ªbut look at the time, Kay! You¡¯re a beast of burden! I¡¯ve got a family! I gotta handle things back at home, you know how it is, right? If I leave you here, you got this, yeah? No problem getting back to the hotel, no?" ¡°Oh, yeah, no worries. Get home. I¡¯ll see you here later.¡± And with that, the small man threw on his blazer and I assumed he would slip out of the building as fast and quietly as possible. "Detective, the Chief must like you already, he told me to tell you that he''s getting questions about you for outside sources." ¡°Noted,¡± I said, waving him off. ¡°See you later, Vinny.¡± I stayed another hour mostly to amuse myself, before heading to the hotel. AISE had been tracing the breach for a while now, but I kept rerouting them¡ªbouncing my signal through half a dozen international servers, dragging them in circles. I gave them false leads, set up temporary decoys, even let them think they were closing in a few times before pulling the rug out from under them. If they¡¯re already asking questions, might as well keep them entertained. The night air was cool, and the streets were quiet. I took my time, hands in my pockets, watching the city move. AISE was probably still tripping over their own feet. I¡¯d check in on them later. Then¡ªbump. It wasn¡¯t much. Just enough pressure to register as someone passing too close in an otherwise empty street. I could check the footage later if it was anything. I kept walking, but my right hand grazed my coat pocket on instinct. Something was inside that hadn¡¯t been there before. No footsteps followed. No hurried retreat. Just Venice, moving like it always did. I waited until I reached the next streetlamp before checking¡ªand found a note written in Japanese. 11 PM. Harry¡¯s Bar. Mai. Looks like I had plans tonight after all. I shot TAI a quick update. She replied that the name was a generic cover, which I already had guessed. I decided to take the 25 minute walk over to the legendary bar instead of taking a Vaporetto and risking wet suit pants. I took off my tie, placed it into my pocket and bit into the tail end of my cigar. I should make it to the bar about 10 minutes before 11pm at my current pace. Harry¡¯s Bar wasn¡¯t just a bar. It was an institution. The fact that Mai picked this place meant that I was basically already in a Bond story. May as well accept it and live up to the illusion. Obviously someone went to great lengths to speak to me, and I wouldn''t leave them disappointed. If you stumble upon this narrative on Amazon, it''s taken without the author''s consent. Report it. I hit St. Mark¡¯s Square and took a moment to look around. Even at this hour, it was busy¡ªpeople moving to and fro at a rapid pace. During the walk, I studied the tape of Mai slipping me the note and found that the Mai in that tape¡ªunless deliberately misleading¡ªwasn¡¯t a woman. So either he was a guy, or she had a partner. My espionage training strongly suggested the latter. It was time to take my AI Unit¡¯s theoretical knowledge, stack it against real-world neural network experience, and see how well they aligned. I stepped through the doors of Harry¡¯s Bar, the soft murmur of conversation mixing with the clink of glasses and the faint scent of old wood and fresh cocktails. The place wasn¡¯t large¡ªjust a handful of tables, warm lighting, and the quiet hum of money in the air. The ma?tre d¡¯, a wiry man in a crisp white jacket, looked me over the way only seasoned staff in places like this could¡ªpolite, practiced, and subtly assessing if I belonged. I didn¡¯t hesitate. ¡°Table for two. She¡¯ll meet me.¡± The phrasing wasn¡¯t a request. It wasn¡¯t a question. Just a statement. The ma?tre d¡¯ gave a professional nod and gestured toward a table near the side of the room¡ªgood sight lines, discreet enough, but not in a forgotten corner. Smart choice. As I settled into my seat, the ma?tre d¡¯ took a step back, giving me the slightest nod before turning to leave. Smooth, professional¡ªjust like I expected. I slipped a folded bill between my fingers and let my hand drift just enough for him to notice. No theatrics. No need for words. He paused, then took it with the same quiet efficiency, the exchange lasting less than a second. ¡°For the hospitality,¡± I said, barely above a murmur. ¡°Naturally, sir,¡± he replied, tucking it away without so much as a glance. He didn¡¯t need to check how much it was. He knew it was enough. I slid into the chair and let my fingers drum lightly against the tabletop, taking in the room. Wealthy regulars, quiet tourists trying to pretend they weren¡¯t, a couple of older gentlemen locked in hushed conversation over whiskey. Classic scene. A waiter appeared almost immediately, dressed in the same pristine uniform, already holding a menu. I pulled a bill from my pocket and slid it across the table before he could say a word. Not ostentatious, not a bribe¡ªjust an introduction. ¡°I expect good service,¡± I said, voice even. ¡°And a quiet table.¡± He barely glanced at the bill before tucking it away, his nod almost imperceptible. ¡°Of course, sir.¡± I leaned back and bit down lightly on the tail end of my cigar¡ªunlit, but enough to keep my hands busy. The drink could wait. For now, I wanted to see if my ghost would actually show up. And show up she did. Miss Mai walked into the bar like she owned the place, tall confident with strong legs that went on for days. Harry''s Bar was sure to have seen it''s fair share of beautiful women, some bold, and others dangerous, but this dame pulled them all together into a coup de grace that few others could match by demeanor alone. She saw me right away and walked directly to me. The ma?tre d¡¯ simply looked at me and nodded, as I nodded back. Mai''s red dress, a red that was deep and closer to blood or burgundy then anything Hollywood sell you in a cheap weekend movie. It was the kind of red that spoke volumes about its filler, the kind of red that didn''t need to announce itself as it already knew you were looking. The fabric hung her just enough to be elegant and yet still told a story of what could be. It glided rather than clung. The slit just high enough to be dangerous. And Kay had seen plenty of women in plenty of dresses in his time, but for some reason, one specific woman sat in his mind¡ªperched in a chair at a table that could hold up empires. Maybe that chat with TAI has to happen sooner than later. "Mr. Richard Kay, it''s a pleasure to finally meet you, my name is Mai Kobayashi, and I hope we can have an interesting conversation tonight." she said in fluent English. I stood and took her offered hand, "Pleasure is all mine mam" I said in fluent Japanese--setting the language for the night, and gently kissed the top, following around to pull her chair out like a real man should. Sitting back down, I let her order her drinks and when the waiter left I asked the question of the moment. "I couldn''t help but notice that a lot of these bathrooms here don''t have toilet paper. Does that seem odd to you Ms. Kobayashi?" Her laugh was as beautiful as the rest of her, and I couldn''t help but notice men look over as she giggled to my joke. ¡°So, now that the ice is broken, Ms. Kobayashi¡ª¡± She interrupted smoothly. ¡°Call me Mai.¡± ¡°Fine, Mai. Call me Kay. So, what did you want to see me about?¡± She leaned forward slightly, resting an elbow on the table as she swirled her drink. ¡°So, what would you say to the idea of¡ say, six or seven Tulanto androids being illegally imported here over the last year?¡± She let the number sit there, just long enough to measure my reaction before continuing. ¡°Would that get a guy like you to finally accept Italy¡¯s open invitation to tech trade¡ªespecially after Mt. Etna? You know, after the last time?¡± I took a slow sip of my drink, letting the moment stretch before answering. ¡°I wouldn¡¯t know, Mai.¡± A flicker of something crossed her face¡ªnot surprise, just calculation. She tilted her glass, watching the liquid shift. ¡°I just find it odd that the isolationist island, out of the blue, suddenly offers assistance to Italy of all places.¡± Her voice stayed even, but there was a deliberate slowness to her words now, like she was circling a point. ¡°I would think they already served your purposes once, right Kay? No need to piss them off again.¡± I rolled the glass in my hand, letting the condensation bead on my fingers. ¡°For the record, they did invite us in to help that time¡ªand we did.¡± I let that sit before adding, ¡°Ten thousand people in Zafferana Etnea are alive today because of us.¡± She didn¡¯t blink. ¡°I wouldn¡¯t know, Kay. I just know what I read.¡± I smirked. ¡°Indeed. Gotta keep up one¡¯s illusions, Mai.¡± We drank in silence. Then, without missing a beat, she shifted gears. ¡°Bidets, Kay.¡± I raised an eyebrow. ¡°The cleanest method of toiletry,¡± she said, taking a slow sip of her drink. I leaned back slightly, watching her now, not the other way around. ¡°No need to clean up your mess if you execute perfectly, Kay. That''s why there is no toilet paper. Call it a test of skill¡± she said, laughing off the silliness of the statement. I let the words hang in the air before giving her a cheeky smile. ¡°Again, I wouldn¡¯t know.¡± She rolled her eyes, amused, but then something flickered behind them¡ªsomething shifting, recalculating. Her smirk lingered, but I could see the wheels turning now. The joke had landed, sure, but now she was thinking. A stupid answer after a series of perfect ones? No. That wasn¡¯t a stupid answer. It was a perfect answer. She swallowed lightly, the kind of movement most people wouldn¡¯t notice. ¡°Um¡¡± she started, clearing her throat. ¡°Uh¡ are¡ªwould you happen to be one?¡± I didn¡¯t blink. Didn¡¯t flinch. Just rolled the ice in my glass and met her eyes. ¡°Are we that close already, Mai? I¡¯m not asking you about your chromosomes yet, am I?¡± She blinked, just once, but it was enough. Now I had her attention. Too much attention. The conversation had shifted¡ªnot just from playful to serious, but from power play to something deeper, something primal. For the first time tonight, she wasn¡¯t thinking about the deal. She was thinking about what was sitting across from her. She was thinking about me. Her fingers were still wrapped around the stem of her glass, but when she went to set it down, there was the faintest tremor. A ripple across the surface of her drink. A soft clink of glass meeting wood, just a little off-center. I let the silence stretch just long enough to let her own thoughts start to turn against her. Let her feel the weight of what she had just asked. Let her wonder if she had gone too far. Then, right before she could decide to cut and run, I loosened the noose. I reached for my glass, took a slow sip, and set it down with a quiet clink. Casual. Deliberate. Grounding. ¡°In Tulanto, a favor is as good as gold.¡± I let that settle, watching her closely, giving her something else to focus on. Something safe. ¡°So I¡¯ll ask¡ªwhat kind of assistance can the great nation of Japan offer to humble little Tulanto in our time of need¡ to possibly earn itself a favor?¡± The tension didn¡¯t disappear, but it shifted. Her expression flickered¡ªnot relief, but understanding. The tremor was gone now. Fear was one thing. Opportunity was another. And greed? That was universal. No immediate reaction. Just the slight shift of her posture, the controlled stillness that came when someone was deciding how much to give away. I just needed her to know there was a deal to be made. I didn¡¯t need an answer right away and motioned for another round. Mai exhaled softly, just barely noticeable, as she picked up her fresh drink. Not a retreat. A recalibration. She took a slow sip, letting the ice clink softly against the glass before setting it down¡ªthis time without a tremor. ¡°Information for a round of diplomatic talks,¡± she said finally, her tone measured, composed again. ¡°You have questions. I have answers. In return, Tulanto opens the door for a conversation between my people and yours. No commitments. Just a talk.¡± She was watching me closely now, gauging my reaction the way I had been gauging hers. A careful counter-move. A way to reframe the power dynamic without pushing too hard. I smirked, rolling the glass in my fingers. ¡°A simple conversation? You make it sound so harmless.¡± ¡°Because it is.¡± I raised an eyebrow at that. She smiled¡ªsmooth, practiced. Back in her element. ¡°Come on, Kay. You know how this game works. Nothing happens in a vacuum. Your island holds the single most advanced AI economy on the planet, and yet, somehow, you still pretend you¡¯re just a footnote in global politics.¡± I let the words hang between us for a moment before replying, ¡°We hold more than just AI, Mai.¡± I leaned forward slightly, my voice steady. ¡°Mana power, medicine¡ªand the OG of them all, matter disintegration. I¡¯m not sure a talk would just be about AI.¡± Her smile didn¡¯t slip, but I caught the way she inhaled just a fraction deeper, steadying herself. The moment wasn¡¯t lost on her. Then I leaned back slightly. ¡°And here I thought you just wanted to let us know where our androids are.¡± A flicker of amusement crossed her expression, but she didn¡¯t take the bait. ¡°As I said, nothing happens in a vacuum.¡± I took another sip, letting the ice cool my tongue. ¡°So if I agree to this little exchange¡ what do I get in return, right now?¡± Her smile didn¡¯t falter. ¡°A name.¡± That was interesting. ¡°A name,¡± I repeated, watching her. She tilted her head slightly. ¡°The name of the person responsible for smuggling Tulanto-made androids into Italy. You came here looking for ghosts in tailored suits, Kay. I can tell you who dressed them.¡± I didn¡¯t hesitate. ¡°Mateo Falieri, right? What we need is his records¡ªand him, if possible.¡± That was the test. If she balked, I¡¯d know she was feeding me scraps. If she bit, we were in business. Mai¡¯s expression didn¡¯t change, but I caught the way her fingers tensed just slightly around the stem of her glass. A small hesitation. Reluctance. ¡°I know local info brokers who may know where some caches are,¡± she said carefully, choosing her words like a woman walking a tightrope. Not a confirmation. Not a refusal. A middle ground. I let the silence sit, watching her. Then I smirked. ¡°So, a maybe. A lead for a lead.¡± She exhaled softly, shaking her head just a fraction. ¡°You¡¯re not going to make this easy, are you?¡± I tapped a finger against my glass. ¡°Not my job to make things easy, Mai. My job is to make sure Tulanto doesn¡¯t get played.¡± Her lips pressed together, considering. Then, finally, she took a slow sip, set her glass down, and met my gaze. ¡°The brokers work in layers,¡± she admitted. ¡°I can get you in the first door. Anything beyond that?¡± She tilted her head. ¡°Depends on what you¡¯re willing to trade.¡± I didn¡¯t answer immediately. Instead, I called up TAI. Her response came back before Mai could even take another breath. Greenlit. Contact initiated. I nodded once. ¡°Done.¡± Mai¡¯s brows lifted slightly, like she hadn¡¯t expected an answer that fast. She adjusted quickly, slipping back into her polished diplomatic act. ¡°Great. When can you ask your people to contact mine?¡± I swirled the ice in my glass, letting the moment stretch. Then, casually, I met her gaze. ¡°No, Mai. It¡¯s already done. The sit-down is scheduled.¡± I let the weight of that settle before adding, ¡°So I really hope you can deliver.¡± She blinked¡ªjust once¡ªbut I saw it. Not surprise. Not quite. Just the realization that she had miscalculated my timing. And that I wasn¡¯t giving her room to back out. Her expression didn¡¯t falter, but she blinked again¡ªslower this time, processing. Not surprise. Not quite. But understanding. She reached for her drink, but this time, it wasn¡¯t casual. It was deliberate. In one motion she drank the rest of the cup down. "Welcome to the to team, kid." I said with a smile and raised my glass and downed my own. Ch.8 - Was it worth the favor?