《Nut Man》
the devouring
Hello Myself my name is Nut man, nice to meet you. I¡¯m not going crazy you are!
¡°Nut man wake up.¡± as I was talking to myself in my head as any sane person would, my magic talking hat spoke to me, and before you say I¡¯m insane, this kind of thing is common in this day and age.
¡°The 7 earths to Nut man, can you hear me?¡± asked my hat.
¡°Yes, I can hear you. You don¡¯t have to shout!¡± I said rather loudly, which made everyone on the street I was on give me a nasty look.
¡°I didn¡¯t shout though.¡± I could hear him whispering under his breath, if he can breathe for that matter. ¡°And more importantly did you forget we¡¯re on the streets begging for money, because you can¡¯t get a job. You can¡¯t shout like that!¡± he ranted.
¡°Yeah, yeah. You don¡¯t have to remind me that we¡¯re poor and can¡¯t get a job, Lil¡¯ Nutty.¡± I said, and I put a little bit of a mocking tone with saying his name.
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¡°I still don¡¯t agree with the name you gave me, Nuttingham.¡± He also put a mocking tone while saying my name.
¡°Ay, I told you that I don¡¯t want you to utter that name my good for nothing unloving parents gave to me!¡±
¡°NUT-ING-HAM.¡± HE SAID IT AGAIN, THAT SON OF A GUN WENT AND SAID IT AGAIN!
¡°YOU WANNA GO THEN LET¡¯S GO!¡± Then I proceeded to punch something that is on my head, while everyone on the street was giving me the stink eye, But I simply did not care because my main goal was to BEAT THIS GUY/HAT TO A BLOODY PULP, but it went as well as all my other attempts to fight him. He is a hat so he feels no pain, and he is somehow stuck to my head by something I don¡¯t know, and am too lazy to try and find, so he can¡¯t get off of my head even if he wanted to so the end result is, I try to hit him but I end up hitting myself in the head. While he takes no damage.
¡°well you still can¡¯t hit me Nuttingham.¡± Lil¡¯ Nutty says.
¡°Can you shut your trap, while I try to beat you to a pulp.¡± I say monotonously.
¡°HEY NUT MAN!¡± he says alarmingly loudly.
¡°I am not listening la la la la.¡±
¡°LOOK IN FRONT OF YOU-.¡± He tries to say something but I tune him out when I look at the 40 foot worm with its mouth wide open Infront of me ready to eat us. And the next thing I know I am devoured by that same 40-foot worm.
soooo expensive
Hi my names Kevin and this is log 13546# of recording stuff in my head. I know I¡¯m not talking to anybody but I feel like I need to record this stuff in my head so I can remember better. Anyway, me and my brother David are looking for a place to eat we have been renting a cheap apartment for like 3 years because we don¡¯t have any parents and we are middle class people with both of us losing our jobs we are almost broke so we have to find a place to eat.
¡°Hey bro I think I found a place to eat.¡± Said my brother David
¡°m¡¯ kay coming.¡± I spoke. my brother is a chill kind of guy he usually stays inside while I¡¯m working, watching anime, but he is somehow so good at computers that he got a job as a computer engineer and coder at the same time but he lost both his jobs because he quit computer engineering and got fired at the coding industry, and as for me my job at retail I quit people are too stressful to deal with.
¡°Why are you spacing out let¡¯s go.¡± He said as he grabbed my hand and dragged me into the restaurant, I didn¡¯t get to se the name but it looked kinda expensive and when I looked at the menu and prices, I immediately grabbed his hand and dragged him out of there
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¡°I know were not broke yet, but don¡¯t make the process faster!¡± I shouted in his ear so it could get through his thick skull ¡°Let¡¯s go in there.¡± I said while pointing at something that looked like a fast-food restaurant. The name was chicken plaza, I dragged him inside and ordered a chicken deluxe with fries for two it only costed 14.99 pesos but it tasted delicious
¡°That was delicioso.¡± David said with his glee showing in his voice while he pated his stomach but when I asked for the cheque the chef gave it to us. So, it was like he was the only person working here and we were also the only people eating here but I paid nothing of it at the time but when I looked at the check instead of 14.99 pesos, I saw 1499 pesos and I looked at the menu again and I still saw 14.99 pesos and I knew what had happened. HE TRICKED US
¡°Pay up.¡± the chef said angrily
¡°But we don¡¯t have that kind of money.¡± I said warily
¡°THEN YOU WILL DIE BY MY HAND!¡± see, and in this world killing is not illegal because even the cops steal and kill, so it¡¯s all about power so we knew he was not joking so we did the only logical thing to do.
¡°RUN DAVID RUN!¡± I shouted then we sprinted for the hills while an angry chef was chasing us.
back to me
Last time on nut man (reference), I got eaten so where am I now I am in heaven that¡¯s where I am as I am in a place that can only be described as a pure white void, I see something or should I say someone or whatever he is.
¡°Hello God isa me nut man(reference(again))¡± I say rather loudly so it can get to him but there is no sound in this place and I have no vocal cords but he can read my mind so I kneel on one foot and think ¡®Hello my lord¡¯.
¡°Hello my child.¡± I can hear him so I¡¯m guessing he¡¯s using some kind of telepathy and I think ¡®this is the 4th time I¡¯ve been here so I know what to do¡¯ and I walk into what looks like a pillar of light and before I go fully inside he says ¡°I wish you well in the world of the living, your hat is still protecting your brain so you should be able to revive.¡±
And I muster enough courage to say ¡®thank you¡¯ and leave.
The next thing I know I¡¯m conscious and when I look around me all I see is sewer water, I ask Lil¡¯ Nutty what happened and he said I¡¯m better off not knowing.
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and if you¡¯re wondering how I revived its Lil¡¯ Nutty¡¯s power, see some people have powers through stuff called sei shin*(read translation at the end).
and there is no limit for physical strength and there are some things people even consider magic in this world my power is nuts yeah I''m not joking.
so I can speed up nut, like groundnut growth and grow nuts without even needing soil and depending on how much energy I put I can change the size shape or speed of the nut and/or the tree/plant that grows from it and also I can create a random nut if I want to create a specific nut I have to know what it looks like what its characteristics are and what it is. Lil¡¯ Nutty is a sei shin vessel.
And his power is he gives to me is immortality as long as my brain is not damaged for Deadpool reasons.
and as we were exploring for an exit we found a water floater a common dinosaur that can be found on water when powers came so did dinosaurs and monsters like all novels have so we sealed its mouth with some vines I just grew and ran I always keep nuts in my pockets just in case and when we finally found a manhole and opened it two guys who were running for some reason stepped on my face at the same time and we all fell down the 10 foot manhole again and that¡¯s my was my healthy, diagnosed 2nd death of the day.
i like money
David
As me and Kevin were running, we ran over an open manhole and fell on a weird dude wearing a hat with eyes, and flattened his face even though it didn¡¯t fracture his scull it still left a big hole in his forehead that was enough to kill someone as I was lying on the ground contemplating what we had done. Kevin was praying for the guy but then the wound suddenly insta-healed and he sprang back up like a mad man ignoring the fact that we almost killed him and started climbing up again, and then Kevin spoke up.
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¡°sir/mam/whatever you are, are you going to ignore the fact that we almost killed you?¡±
And like an insane person he responded with this ¡°I am not any of those I am a nut man and you didn¡¯t almost kill me, you killed me so you owe me a favor.¡±
¡°What the hell?!?¡± me and Kevin said in union both of us equally confused.
And then he put the icing on the cake
¡°Please give me money.¡±