《Author's Nightmare [Stubs June]》
Prologue
Kenny¡¯s POV: Day 0
We were all gathered up the day it happened. C¨¢do had some sparring match scheduled with a regional fencing champion, and he¡¯d wanted us to make a day of it. We watched him trounce the guy during the afternoon, and went back to his place for drinks in the evening. That was the plan at least. But plans are fickle things, always more dynamic than you¡¯d expect, always vulnerable. Always carrying that particular, nasty tendency to change depending on circumstance. Not least when that circumstance is happening to be dragged through some portal between worlds.
Bernard and I were sitting in the stands, talking during the match itself. There was hardly anything to actually pay attention to with the contest, given how one-sided it was. Few people could make C¨¢do break a sweat, and his opponent was definitely not amongst them that day.
So we chatted away. For a pair from walks of life as different as us, we had an odd amount in common. We all did I suppose. People tend to when they decide to write a book together.
I was the rich boy of the group, from older money than either of the others could trace their families back to, and uniquely humble despite the fact. Incredibly humble, in fact. Bernard often said I was snooty, arrogant, and only about half as smart as I thought he was. Which I reckoned made me three times smarter than most everyone else.
By contrast, Bernard¡¯s upbringing was slightly weird. Not weird in the funny way, though. More in the ¡°raised by a paranoid schizophrenic in an apocalypse cult¡± sort of way. His family had been poor for generations, and working class spirit ran through their veins almost as thickly as chromium dust.
And he was a genius. Never forgot anything he put his mind to remembering, thought seemingly four times faster than most, ran through multi-line equations just in his head even while distracted. It probably wasn¡¯t the cause, but this intelligence definitely gave him a lot of excuses to mouth off and vent his massive ego everywhere. God himself could¡¯ve descended to tell Bernard he wasn¡¯t important, and the only answer he¡¯d have gotten would have been sneering laughter. Probably followed by an accusation of Fascism.
¡°Has C¨¢do gotten faster?¡± Bernard asked, eying the contest rather absently, thoughts a mile away somewhere else. I was hardly focusing any more intently, but frowned at the question.
¡°Maybe, he¡¯s training all the time.¡±
C¨¢do was, at that. He¡¯d been an olympic champion before sixteen, and five years later he kept on swinging away. It was as if he were worried about being ambushed someday. Whatever the exhaustive habit said about his obsession, it said much more about his actual abilities. As of a half minute ago, the man had switched hands to his left- his weaker one. If he noticed how much the fact pissed off his opponent, C¨¢do gave no indication.
¡°We¡¯d be millionaires if he put that much focus into writing. Well, me and him would be, you¡¯ve already got that covered¡± Bernard grumbled, leaning his head back, sighing. ¡°God, he¡¯s taking ages. Can you give him a shout? Tell him to hurry it up? Maybe throw something at his opponent to distract them?¡±
I grinned at his irritation. Bernard never could sit still for long, always fidgeting or switching tabs or building something the government didn¡¯t want him to. If patience was a virtue, then he was about as saintly as Emperor Nero.
¡°Hey, C¨¢do, hurry it up, would you?¡±
C¨¢do glanced over at my call, parrying one swing without even looking and stepping back from the rest. He let his annoyance show, but turned back to the fight with a new vigour as he switched hands again. It wasn¡¯t long before the match was over. Two touches to him in barely twice as many seconds.
¡°You two never let me have my fun.¡± He complained, marching over to the stands as he unclasped the protective headgear covering him. His hair spilled out, tousled and curled by the exercise, but not sweat-coated. It hadn¡¯t been even so much effort as it looked, apparently.
¡°We let you have plenty.¡± I shot back. ¡°You just never have enough to be satisfied.¡± The headgear came down onto a bench, and C¨¢do sprawled along it an instant later.
Bernard piped up, then, eying the discarded gear.
¡°It¡¯s a lot more bearable when you¡¯re just doing martial arts, at least there¡¯s something to watch there.¡±
C¨¢do shrugged.
¡°What can I say? I was cursed with skill.¡±
¡°Oh, no I was talking about getting to watch you be hurt without all the pads and stuff. But yeah, sure, I suppose the struggle is something too.¡±
Bernard and C¨¢do shared a grin as the conversation stretched on. It was a while before we finally took our leave, everything was all slow for us back then, lazy. We had as much time as there were waking hours in a day. More or less. Close to one of those hours passed before we all finally came back to C¨¢do¡¯s home.
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All of us were fairly well off, by that stage of our lives. Our book, Chronicles of Destiny and Bone, had sold better than expected, and we were all sitting on a sequel deal. C¨¢do¡¯s home was his home, not simply his family¡¯s, and he¡¯d made sure to buy a fairly big one. Possibly just because he¡¯d gotten used to just that sort of living area, but also because he needed the room to hold all his damned trophies.
We were in the living room when conversation moved onto politics. Unfortunately, Bernard was there, so politics then quickly moved onto a debate about whether or not the government was harvesting circumcised babies¡¯ foreskins to de-age their elderly elite when the Change happened.
It was subtle at first, hardly noticeable at all really. One could only have expected to catch it if one had paid attention to the tiniest of details, such as the sudden taste of ozone in the air, or the building violently imploding in on us. Then we were falling.
What we fell through, really, can¡¯t be described. It could barely be felt. To force it into words the entire experience was like sailing through an ocean made out of liquefied rainbows, only to be caught in a giant whirlpool and suddenly dragged to the depths, then for God himself to tell you about half the universe¡¯s great secrets, while lying about the other. All while the magic mushrooms you dropped twenty minutes ago finally kicked in.
If that¡¯s a bit abstract, then unfortunately there¡¯s no way you¡¯ll grasp what happened to us, because it¡¯s as grounded as I can make the explanation. What matters isn¡¯t the particulars of sensation or sight, though, only what happened next. We landed.
There was a fairly gradual deceleration before all three of us belly flopped onto the hilltop, which was lucky because whatever terminal velocity might be in the netherworld, it¡¯s probably not survivable.
A few moments passed with our ears ringing and brains shivering, bearings completely stripped away by the trip and senses trying- failing- to adjust to our surroundings. It all dawned on us eventually.
We were outside. It was day, not evening, and the terrain was vaguely European. The air was frigid, the wind sharp, and the city we¡¯d all been in just minutes ago seemed gone. In its place were rolling hills and bowing trees, from the base of our hilly perch to the horizon.
Similarities or no, we are all different people, and our disparate reactions probably conveyed that better than any words could.
C¨¢do was amazed, all awe and grinning astonishment as he let himself ponder the sight, staring at everything around us. I was pure, distilled nerves. My hand was moving for my phone in an instant, but I realised the moment after that I¡¯d left it on the kitchen counter. Half a second after that I was screaming, calling out for my father, for friends, for help. For anything at all that might drag me out of the nightmare.
Bernard was not a dazzled optimist, and he wasn¡¯t a panicker¡¯ like me. He was something much worse.
The moment he realised what had happened, he already started working the information over in his mind, making deductions, then drawing conclusions. All of them were wrong, and they led him to one rather particular response.
Thinking back to his mother¡¯s teachings, Bernard turned on his heel and took off at a sprint to locate something he could use as a weapon for when ¡°they¡± inevitably made the second move of their nefarious scheme.
And so it was that our first few minutes spent in our first alternate world were dedicated to chasing down a screaming psychotic before he could harm himself or, much more likely, someone else.
I noticed Bernard¡¯s sprint first, but was much slower. C¨¢do, of course, was the fastest of us, but by the time he started running we were already fifty feet ahead. It took a while before Bernard finally stopped, and we pulled in to approach just a few yards short.
He was hunched down beside a tree, muttering to himself as he picked out the pointiest of several nearby rocks to use as a makeshift shiv.
¡°Bernard, calm down.¡± C¨¢do tried, saying the exact wrong thing to say to any paranoid who was calmed up. Bernard snarled at him, actually snarled, like some sort of animal. I barely cut in before things could worsen.
¡°We¡¯re with you.¡± I tried, voice low and soothing. ¡°You know we are, but we don¡¯t know what¡¯s going on, what have you noticed?¡±
Bernard stared at me, as if I was an idiot.
¡°We got suddenly transported to god knows where?¡± He practically shrieked. ¡°Why am I the only one behaving rationally about this?¡±
Apparently settling on a rock, Bernard tore it from the ground. It looked like the sort one might use to kill a man whose only weakness was meat tenderizers.
My real name wasn¡¯t Kenny, my friends just called me that. I¡¯d been born Keyinde Johnathan Adebayo, in Nigeria. And I¡¯d dealt with a lot of very irrational, stubborn old men in my time spent shadowing my father and studying the running of his company. It meant I was absolutely lightning at defusing Bernard when the situation called for it, and few situations ever had as much as this one. I took a careful step forward.
¡°If we need protection, then you can offer it better by sharing what you know, yes?¡±
That, at last, got through to Bernard, who nodded and stood. C¨¢do let out a sigh of relief. Apparently he really hadn¡¯t been in the mood to choke out his friend, today. I couldn¡¯t blame him, Bernard was a biter.
¡°Follow me.¡± Bernard breathed, taking off at a jog once more. We followed him, reaching our destination a minute later. It was the exact spot we¡¯d started. Bernard gestured out to the landscape before the inevitable questions could come, eying the rest of us.
¡°See what I mean?¡±
We didn¡¯t, and he sighed.
¡°God, apes, fine then. Look at that river, yes? And those trees? Now focus on-¡± He described the relevant features, one by one, and it was I who finally got his meaning. C¨¢do, bless him, needed it spelled out. He¡¯d never been as good with the more concrete aspects of our work.
¡°That¡¯s impossible.¡± I snapped, glaring at Bernard. I shouldn¡¯t have, it wasn¡¯t his fault. He didn¡¯t control the truth.
¡°We¡¯re probably all hallucinating in some facility.¡± Bernard agreed. C¨¢do ignored both of us , growling out his question.
¡°Will someone explain it to me with small words, please?¡±
I gave him the answer, with about as much tact as I felt capable of.
¡°This seem familiar, C¨¢do? Does it match any descriptions you¡¯ve heard¡Anywhere?¡±
Of course it did. The landscape around us was exactly as it had been when we¡¯d all first read it mentioned.
In a passage from Chronicles of Destiny. Our own fucking book.
Chapter 1
Kenny¡¯s POV: Day 1
I¡¯ll skip the freakout. It went on for ages, and we didn¡¯t really get much done during it. A lot of screaming, I suppose, a bit of flailing around and running about. Other than that, though, it was fairly uneventful. I certainly wouldn¡¯t describe the ordeal as particularly productive or useful, and frankly it lasted an embarrassing amount of time.
What came next was possibly more embarrassing, but it¡¯s also too important for me to just skirt over. Yay.
Around the ten, maybe fifteen minute mark for our freakout, there was this big light. Now ordinarily, you understand, we were fairly normal guys, not prone to screaming over something as minor as a sudden glow. But as of the last half hour we¡¯d all gotten a fairly particular experience with mysterious, incandescent energies, and as a result we¡¯d all developed a fairly unified response.
I screamed and turned around to run away, C¨¢do squatted in some martial arts stance, and Bernard chucked one of his several newly-acquired self-defence-rocks at the source. Not one of us actually achieved anything with the actions, but if nothing else they gave us something to focus on besides panic.
Except for mine, seeing as my response was to just panic.
The source of the light turned out to be some tall, veiled lady standing just a few metres from us. We couldn¡¯t see her face, though her eyes were glowing in the shadow of the hood, and she seemed to be looking at all of us at once. She didn¡¯t need to ask for silence, it just sort of happened, and then she spoke through it.
¡°Welcome, dreamers. You are, I take it, confused as to the current situation.¡±
Bernard opened his mouth to answer, and I hit him before he could pollute the conversation with his latest conspiracy theory.
¡°We are.¡± I cut in. ¡°Are you here to educate us?¡±
Bernard was at least my equal when it came to planning and strategy, and he had plenty of his own experience in negotiating, but for now he¡¯d be no use to any of us. Given a few hours his mind would calm down and he¡¯d be lucid again, I¡¯d seen enough episodes of his to be confident in that much, but until then it seemed I¡¯d be in charge of the talking.
¡°In certain areas.¡± The woman replied, paying no heed to our little scuffle. ¡°In others, I am afraid, you will need to be your own mentors. Tell me, Emperor, have you yet discovered your innate gifts?¡±
So, she spoke like someone who¡¯d gotten lost on her way to the renaissance fair, too, rather than just dressing as such. Brilliant.
Hold on, innate gifts? I frowned.
¡°Well, I am aware that I have a remarkably big-¡±
¡°Gifts new to this world,¡± She clarified, before I could go on to describe any of my several abnormally large organs. ¡°They will have existed only upon your arrival, but will never abandon you now that you are here. Yours, I suspect, will be the only one accessible for the time being.¡±
I frowned again. I didn¡¯t like being left in the dark, and this lady was dumping me into challenger deep. If she hadn¡¯t spoken like a chronically depressed computer I¡¯d have suspected she was getting off on it.
¡°How do I discover these gifts?¡±
She turned at that, starting down the hill. Every step she took, the woman grew more and more translucent, then transparent. Fading away like misty breath dissipating on a cold day.
¡°Look at your companions, the way you¡¯ve learned to look at everyone. But moreso.¡±
With that, she was gone. A rock cut through the air where she¡¯d just been standing, and I turned to glare at Bernard.
¡°Had to make sure she wasn¡¯t just invisible.¡± He shrugged. ¡°She¡¯s not. Unless¡She can simply phase through things and turn invisible at once¡¡±
I ignored him,focusing instead on my vision, thinking back through my memories to try and discover what the hell that lady had meant.
¡°She called me The Emperor.¡± I said, thinking aloud. ¡°So what if she means I need to look at people¡As if I¡¯m weighing them up for some manipulation?¡±
It wasn¡¯t nice to give voice to, but I couldn¡¯t doubt it held weight. Years shadowing my dad had taught me just that sort of thinking, and decades of practising it had made him a billionaire.
Bernard, though, shook his head.
¡°Can¡¯t be that, I¡¯m at least as big a bastard as you are in that area. Though¡She did say Emperor. We don¡¯t really have those in our civilization anymore, right? So what¡¯s our equivalent.¡±
I nodded, catching his train of thought, then running alongside it.
¡°Well, my dad and his class, obviously. But I already tried¡Hm.¡±
That was when it dawned on me. I didn¡¯t get taught to manipulate as much as I got taught to weigh, to¡Appraise. Everything has its value, as dear old dad used to say, and figuring it out will make you rich.
Hesitantly, I eyed Bernard.
Tall, wiry. Like some big, stretched-out rat. His hair was unkempt, eyes big and blue, face edgy and scruffed. The face was most notable, really. Looking used, in the same way that a bare knuckle boxer¡¯s fists did. In the same way most everything about him did. I¡¯d never known whether he did that on purpose, looking like he¡¯d just crawled out of a fight and through a sewer by choice. It certainly seemed in-line with him, he was actually proud of being born in a-
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Everything flashed before my eyes at once, so rapidly, so deeply, that it almost floored me for the shock of seeing it.
¡°Are you alright!?¡± It was C¨¢do asking, concern warping his voice. I struggled to give him an answer beside just grunting acknowledgement.
¡°Yes.¡± I hissed. ¡°Yes, but shut up and let me focus.¡±
I stared at Bernard, studied him. Studied him like I¡¯d spent a lifetime studying people, but moreso. I picked up his demeanour, his mood, his likely goals and all the classic hits, but so much else was joining it now.
[Appraisal]
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Class: Revolutionary
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Level: 1
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Condition: Fine
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Modifiers: None
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Statistics: Strength 6, Speed 6, Dexterity 8, Stamina 5, Toughness 6, Alertness 8, Charisma 3, Intelligence 10
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Inventory: Jeans, T-shirt, flick knife, rocks(x7)
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Class abilities: Detect Element I
Good God, it was like a game. I¡¯d never played that many, but I knew a character sheet when I saw one. This wasn¡¯t pen and paper, though, more¡Yes, RPG. RPG mechanics, squeezed into a real world. We¡¯d been shunted into a fucking LitRPG.
Bernard and C¨¢do were confused by my swearing, but they soon joined in once I explained the situation. It took us a while longer to gather our wits after that.
¡°Alright.¡± Bernard hissed. ¡°Well whatever we end up doing, we need shelter soon. It¡¯ll be colder at night than it is now, and I¡¯m already losing feeling in my toes. We can talk while we travel.¡±
It was a good idea, so we followed it. Heading downhill in a direction Bernard assured us held some small villages and a town. His memory rarely ever failed us, and unless god had decided to be even crueller than he already had been today then I saw no reason to assume an exception was incoming.
¡°We¡¯re next to the River Grazgry, a few hundred miles south of Shadervhor.¡± He explained, confidently, breath visible in the cold air. ¡°You added them in yourself when we were making the maps, remember?¡±
I didn¡¯t, but I took his word for it. Grazgry and Shadervhor were two of the most important places in our book¡¯s setting, featuring heavily in its earlier arcs. If Bernard said we were near them, he was probably right.
C¨¢do broke our contemplative silence first, always the hardest of us to faze. That particular trait would do a lot of life-saving in the coming months, but I didn¡¯t know that at the time.
¡°What are my stats?¡±
I eyed him.
¡°Seriously?¡±
¡°Yes, seriously, it¡¯s important we know.¡±
¡°He just wants to get a dopamine hit from seeing his big number.¡± Bernard snickered. I figured he was probably right, but all of us could use the distraction, and I in particular would benefit from practising this weird power a bit more.
So I looked. Tightening my eyes, concentrating as I did before. It still took a while, but if I wasn¡¯t imagining things the display came quicker this time. I was more cognizant of it, too, able to examine how it appeared to my eyes. A stream of numbers and letters, running through my mind. Not quite visual, and not quite entirely imaginary, it felt like remembering a sheet I¡¯d read before with perfect clarity. Interesting.
[Appraisal]
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Class: Dragonknight
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Level: 1
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Condition: Fine
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Modifiers: None
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Statistics: Strength 8, Speed 8, Dexterity 8, Stamina 9, Toughness 7, Alertness 8, Charisma 6, Intelligence 5
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Inventory: Jeans, flannel shirt.
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Class Abilities: Beloved I
C¨¢do was a simple man. He heard that he belonged to a class called the fucking Dragonknights, and he squeed. It took a while for me to calm him down enough to convey the more particular points of his reading.
¡°Eight Strength then.¡± He grinned. ¡°So I could body Bernard.¡±
Bernard made a deliberately exaggerated show of shock.
¡°What?!¡± He cried. ¡°No way! Y-You mean I¡¯d lose to an olympic athlete? C¨¢do, mate, that¡¯s just impossible to believe!¡±
He shared a bickering laugh with C¨¢do while I frowned to myself. Suddenly curious about something else, now.
Holding a hand out, I stared at it. Studying the creases of my skin, scrutinising the dark sheet while I tried as hard as I could to examine myself as if I was just some random person, and muster all the cold distance that let me bring up my friends¡¯ information. It was blessedly quick.
[Appraisal]
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Class: Emperor
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Level: 1
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Condition: Fine
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Modifiers: None
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Statistics: Strength 5, Speed 5, Dexterity 6, Stamina 5, Toughness 5, Alertness 8, Charisma 9, Intelligence 9
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Inventory: Jeans, shirt, jacket.
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Class Abilities: Appraisal
I was a bit miffed, after my second read of the information. Somehow ¡°appraisal¡± sounded rather mundane compared to whatever the fuck C¨¢do¡¯s ¡°Beloved¡± did. Then again, we¡¯d gotten more use out of my power than either of the others so far. Names could be unassuming.
We were halfway down the hill by the time we started to make sense of the information, and the sky was darkening.
¡°So we know that bigger numbers are better.¡± Bernard noted. ¡°Unless we¡¯re just horribly wrong about how our respective strengths line up. It seems like a stat of five is about average?¡±
I could agree with that, I was tall but fairly wiry, average strength seemed about right.
¡°Makes sense that I¡¯m the only one with double-digit intelligence, considering how dumb both of you are.¡± Bernard continued, doing a remarkably close impression of someone who was three words away from being shoved down a fucking hill. ¡°Other than that¡I don¡¯t think we can use the rest of this data until we have more information. There wasn¡¯t exactly a hint about how we might use our class abilities.¡±
I nodded, having come to more or less the same conclusion. Although¡
¡°We can level up, most likely.¡± I pointed out. That was how these things tended to go, at least, and it seemed pointless to have a listed level if it couldn¡¯t increase. Bernard nodded.
¡°Probably, unless we¡¯re just stuck at whatever level we start with. That would be just typical. I wonder how we level, assuming we can.¡±
C¨¢do gave us the answer to that, oddly enough.
¡°I hope it isn¡¯t the traditional way we strengthen ourselves in real life.¡± He grinned. ¡°If I¡¯m still level one after all these years, you two¡¯ll be stuck at it forever.¡±
Bernard nodded, thoughtful.
¡°Good point.¡±
C¨¢do frowned. ¡°It was?¡±
Ignoring him, Bernard continued. ¡°If you of all people are still stuck at level 1, then either we won¡¯t be growing at all, or the growth will come through means other than just¡Exercise. That, or it is exercise, but we couldn¡¯t benefit from it before coming here.¡±
He studied us both, and it was me who caught on first.
¡°Are you thinking of killing one of us and seeing if you get experience points?¡± I asked, pointedly. Bernard snorted.
¡°God no, of course not. No, I¡¯m just wondering what would happen if I did. Anyway, it¡¯s getting dark.¡±
It was, at that. Dark enough to move conversation on from that particular ravine by force.
¡°I say we make camp for the night.¡± C¨¢do declared, and neither of us were in a state to argue.
If we¡¯d known what sort of evening was awaiting us, we¡¯d probably have started preparing to sleep hours earlier.
Chapter 2
C¨¢do¡¯s POV: Day 1
Bernard had been lying when he said it would get cold. It¡¯d been cold before, when he first said that, but once the sun was fully down, things became nightmarish.
I¡¯d spent my fair share of time in the woods, hunting, tracking, camping and hiking. I knew my way around a fire, and I¡¯d spent the last decade building as much strength and endurance as I could without pissing blood in training. But I¡¯d never tried to settle myself into a forest without tools before.
Building any sort of campfire was a harder prospect unequipped. I was strong, but cutting fallen logs with my bare hands was beyond even me, and Bernard¡¯s picked rocks weren¡¯t faring very well even in my hands. In the end we got maybe two sizable chunks of wood, the rest of our fuel would essentially just be kindling. So we gathered as much of it as we could manage.
Fortunately, the terrain around us was far more thick woodland than farther up in the hill. Within ten minutes all three of us had an armful of twigs and sticks, and we didn¡¯t stop searching there. Spreading out, scrying farther and wider all while Bernard picked a decent spot to make fire. He ended up settling on the base of a particularly big tree, probably figuring its yard-wide belly would make a serviceable windbreak. Probably, he was right.
I¡¯d never been as involved in the writing process as either of my coworkers, to be clear. Bernard had quite literally written to live, and Kenny had spent all of his own rich boy free time practicing the craft. Between training and contests, I¡¯d been much more distant and hands-off.
Still, I knew enough about my own setting to be sure that getting caught in its woodlands after dark was¡Not ideal. I was hesitant to wander too far from the group, and as things got darker that hesitation only deepened. The moment we had a pile as big as any of our torsos, all three of us huddled up with our eyes on one another¡¯s backs, barely even resisting the urge to try and stand all night for fear of an attack. We were already cold then, frozen almost to the bone through our thin shirts and kept functional only by the waste heat of worked muscles. We wouldn¡¯t be going anywhere till morning.
The woods seemed to enjoy taunting us, rustling leaves overhead and snapping unseen twigs from every direction. That Bernard didn¡¯t explode was one of the few mercies we enjoyed, but he sure got goddamn close.
¡°How did you get the fire started?¡± I asked, more to break the silence than because I actually had any investment in what the answer might be. Bernard must¡¯ve been as desperate to hear our voices as I was, because he replied near-instantly.
¡°Flint.¡± He whispered. ¡°I had a flick knife in my pocket already, and¡Oh.¡±
¡°What?¡± Kenny pressed, leaning in, eying him. Bernard shook his head.
¡°Nothing, I just figured something out, anyway I made sure to snatch a flint while I was arming myself. Flint, plus steel. Might fuck up the edge of my knife if we do it too much, but we can generate sparks at least, and carve wood into shavings so they have something to ignite.¡±
I might¡¯ve admired his foresight, had he not given both me and Kenny something more important to focus on. Bernard sighed before we even needed to ask. He always had a way of sniffing out what other people were thinking.
¡°Fine, I just realized that whatever interface Kenny sees telling him things, it bases the name of objects on what either he or its wielder identifies them as.¡± He held up his knife, the blade grinning orange with firelight. ¡°Both of you would call this a switchblade, yes?¡±
We both nodded, but from the corner of my eye I saw Kenny¡¯s face stiffening with understanding.
¡°I call it a flick knife.¡± Bernard continued. ¡°And so did Kenny¡¯s¡Ugh, menu, So, either he subconsciously thinks of it the way I would because of my owning it, or the menu assigns names based on the way an object¡¯s owner perceives it.¡±
It really wasn¡¯t that useful at all, thinking about it, but Bernard had realized as much when he figured it out himself. It was why he¡¯d not wanted to share it, he always hated wasting breath.
Still, the revelation did something more important than illuminate us. It distracted us. For those few luxurious minutes, we all had something to focus on that wasn¡¯t the horrible ice clotting every gust of wind to roll across our camp.
The world got colder, and we started piling more kindling onto the fire, desperately hoping that the pile lasted longer. Then the world got colder again, and we were closing in around one another, guy-code forgotten as we pressed our shoulders in and shivered, conserving what warmth we could manage.
It was after maybe an hour that the snow started falling, and that was when we truly knew we were fucked.
A lot¡¯s happened to me since I first dropped into this world. People have kicked me, punched me, bitten, slashed and shot me. I¡¯ve been set on fire, half-drowned, almost eaten by a bear and spent an afternoon picking bits of metal out of my ribs. None of it, not one scrap, has been half as bad as the cold was that night.
My fingers went first, all the sensation in them just halting dead in the tracks. My toes must have been a lot closer to the flame, because they lasted a good few minutes longer. Then the chill was running up my limbs, reaching the ankles and wrists, and I found myself crying. The tears froze against my cheeks, and still things got colder.
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I thought of home, trembling with the effort of not weeping outright. And things cooled ever more cruelly down into the sub-zero range. My thoughts of home became dreams of a damned blanket, or anything at all to put between myself and the sky.
At some point I know I fell asleep, because I woke up to a slightly warmer world. Slightly.
Everything was white, and viciously cold. I groaned, moved, felt everything in my body scream at me and fell still. I lay there for a couple of moments more before a hand came down on me.
¡°C¨¢do.¡± Kenny whispered. ¡°You need to get up, dude come on, we¡¯re moving.¡±
Part of me wanted to just lie there, and I might have. If Bernard hadn¡¯t spoken first.
¡°You need circulation, it¡¯s dangerous to lie there any longer.¡±
That brought my mind to the thought of blackened, shriveling toes. Amputations, hobbling footfalls and a lifetime of knowing I¡¯d never compete with the best again. I got up.
Somehow standing made everything real again, and I shivered even before the cold bit through my clothes. My thin fucking clothes.
It¡¯s hard to remember things after you¡¯ve almost died, and I¡¯d definitely been flirting with death the night before, but enough of my pondering had stuck. The emotions of it all, at least. Suddenly my mouth tasted sour.
¡°We¡¯re never going to get home, are we?¡± I breathed, more to myself than anything. When I looked up, I met Kenny¡¯s eyes and realized in an instant that he¡¯d been having just the same thoughts.
He shook his head, though.
¡°We have no way of knowing, and about a thousand things that demand our focus before that. Now let¡¯s go, Bernard¡¯s certain the town is just a few more days at most.¡±
My vision was blurry, eyes almost held shut by the frozen fluid they¡¯d been leaking during my sleep, but after a few moments of blinking and rubbing I could just about make out Bernard packing what was left of our stuff up.
Well, packing up is a poor choice of words. He was just stuffing the best of our remaining kindling into his arms. There wasn¡¯t much unburned, maybe a quarter-hour¡¯s worth of scavenging, but if that meant a quarter hour less time in the cold it was worth it as far as I was concerned. He paused before we continued, then picked a few sticks out from the pile.
¡°What are you doing?¡± Kenny asked, eying him. Bernard didn¡¯t answer with words, instead moving towards the dying remnants of our campfire and holding the sticks over it. Their ends ignited soon enough, and he drew them back with care.
¡°Hold them upside-down every so often.¡± He advised, handing us both a torch. ¡°The flames will rise and eat the full length of the wood that way, should last a while. We need to stay warm even on the move.¡±
We didn¡¯t stay warm, not even close, but we stayed alive at the very least.
There was no conversation on our way down the hill that day. Whatever words any of us had for each other had dried up in the night. I was thinking about home again, and thinking about how I¡¯d never see it again. My family, my friends. My damned home.
I had a rug, a real nice one I¡¯d stumbled onto completely by surprise in some tiny little store near where I lived. I¡¯d miss that, and for some bizarre reason that was the loss that stung deepest. Little things like that rug would be hard to come by, in our world.
You might have expected a walk like ours, trudging through ankle-deep snow and getting chewed on by the elements with every step, to feel sluggish, endless, slow. It didn¡¯t. I barely even noticed the stretch it took to finish, because I was too busy dreading what would happen when it did.
Twelve hours passed, maybe. It was hard to tell. The air warmed a little, then cooled all the way back down to the vicious, frigid depths that had almost killed us the night before. By then we were more ready than we had been.
Bernard had been thinking during our march, and just a few minutes into it he¡¯d picked some big log up off the ground, half-buried in snow. I¡¯d been too preoccupied with my misery to see what he was doing with it, but I¡¯d seen him fiddling away with a rock from the corner of my eye. When we stopped for camp, I got it.
At one end of the log, he¡¯d carved bark and wood away to leave an opening, sort of a half-crater clinging to its ass. It wasn¡¯t all that deep, or wide, but I could recognise the makeshift shovel in an instant, and Bernard was fast in handing it to me.
¡°Kenny and I will get the wood this time.¡± He told me. ¡°You¡¯re on plowing duty, we want a big patch of snow cleared beside a tree, then piled up on each side of it as high as you can manage.¡±
I frowned, thought about it, then everything clicked into place. Igloos. We didn¡¯t have the time or gear for great big bricks of ice, but this would surely work well enough, right?
Well, if it didn¡¯t, we¡¯d never know. I didn¡¯t think any of us had the reserves of life to keep kicking through another night of frozen hell. I got to digging.
There was a certain technique to shoveling snow that I won¡¯t share here, because it¡¯s about as mentally stimulating as being on the receiving end of a lobotomy. In any case, I was done fast enough. If anything, I was glad for the chance to actually use my arms.
But it brought my awareness to another issue, too. My body heated up, cold dissipating somewhat, and in doing so allowed room for another sensation to slip in. The fucking hunger.
How long since I¡¯d eaten? Well over a day now, surely and I was certainly feeling it. Everything inside my body was slowing down, blunting, I was getting stupid, tired. One day without food wouldn¡¯t kill someone, but it felt like it would. And I didn¡¯t want to imagine another twelve-hour walk if I woke up like this.
Kenny and Bernard came back for the final time with great bundles of wood, and we set up inside our shelter. It wasn¡¯t very good, not really. I¡¯d hammered the interior to keep the snow hard and compact, hoping that it¡¯d stop the fire from melting it, but other than that it really was just a white blob.
Still, a white blob was better than a white horizon as far as not killing us went.
We didn¡¯t chat at all this time, all just laid back, rested, and agonized over our empty stomachs and homesick minds. The sky got darker, the air cooler, and the forest creepier. Sounds growing so common and spine-chilling that we hardly even noticed when the snapping of nearby twigs became a bit too regular.
¡°What was that?¡± Bernard whispered, a full minute before either of the sane people present became worried enough to echo him.
Kenny made the first suggestion.
¡°A wild boar?¡± He asked. ¡°Or¡Something?¡±
Even he didn¡¯t sound convinced.
¡°One of us needs to check.¡± Bernard breathed. ¡°Our little shelter is open to the elements, if whatever¡¯s out there goes for us we¡¯ll be cornered in here.¡±
All eyes turned to me, of course, but I¡¯d already steeled myself for that. Fear always shocked me in how it stunted other people, it had only ever made me sharper.
I stood, stretched, readied myself and made for the exit on a stomach that suddenly felt much, much fuller.
Nerves of steel or no, even I was taken back by the great snarling bear waiting outside for us.
Chapter 3
C¨¢do¡¯s POV: Day 2
It wasn¡¯t a big bear, maybe five hundred pounds at most, but it felt like one. Felt like a really, really big fucking bear. Brown furred, not black, and coming at me about as fast as something you¡¯d compare a really fucking fast and pissed off bear to. It had claws, teeth, probably rabies and definitely a searing hatred for me and my entire bloodline. I, on the other hand, had a big stick I¡¯d taken from the firewood pile. Two feet long, maybe three or four inches wide. My choices were clear.
I dived to one side and desperately tried to scramble away.
The move must¡¯ve been well timed, because the bear stumbled past me for a few feet while I clawed my way back to a standing position. It turned, and I moved on instinct at the sight, bringing the log down hard against the horrible thing¡¯s face. The skull wasn¡¯t where I¡¯d guessed it¡¯d be, though, and the angle was shoddy. It all but bounced off, then the bear was on me.
Back home, back on earth, I¡¯d seen a few documentaries and survival tips on how to handle a bear attack. What were they?
Ah, yes. Play dead, they said. Too late for that now, its jaws were closing in on my face. I had nothing to stab it with, fuck I didn¡¯t have the space to even hit it very hard with my stick, and half a second of pushing against it told me exactly what my odds of physically holding the thing back were, none. I had just barely enough time to go calm and realise, really realise, that I was about to die.
Then Bernard was slithering up behind behind it.
By now the bear¡¯s head was halfway to my neck, jaws wide to clamp down and end me. Bernard might have tried stabbing away with his little pocket knife if he¡¯d been a normal person, might¡¯ve even pissed it off into switching targets, but he wasn¡¯t and had never been normal. Instead Bernard, with utmost care, took one of the bear¡¯s ears in one hand, calmly moved the edge of his switchblade to just under its base, then leaned into it with all of his weight.
Edged, modern steel carved through skin and gristle like it wasn¡¯t even there, and the bear¡¯s ear dropped down to the ground so easily that the knife¡¯s trajectory wasn¡¯t even slowed, blood soaking into the cloud white snow beneath.
The bear screamed, rounding on Bernard just as he took off at a sprint, already having started it the moment he saw blood drawn. As the creature tore off me to hammer after him, I took an instant to thank whatever god might be watching for making my friend so weird.
And then I was standing up, stick back in hand, muscles tightening with anticipation. Because I wasn¡¯t going to leave Bernard to the fate he¡¯d saved me from.
Problem was, he was being chased by a bear, and it was closing fast. I sprinted after, Kenny falling into step alongside me, both of us calling out to the shrieking paranoid.
¡°Veer right!¡± Kenny yelled, already panting from the exertion. Bernard must have heard, because he made a sharp turn when the animal was only feet behind him, just barely avoiding a mauling. The bear dug its heels in, slowing, turning, rounding on him just in time to catch my stick hard across its snout.
This swing was better than the first, and I couldn¡¯t suppress a grin as I saw the animal stumbling back.
When you¡¯re lucky enough to land a good hit, land another one before the other bastard can get his senses back. I acted on Bernad¡¯s old brawling advice before it even registered, bringing the log down again with a sharp thwack. The bear snorted, groaning, and I hit again, again. Every blow sending blood to fleck out of its face, adding, in some tiny part, to the crimson streak that already ran down its head and neck where Bernard had taken the ear.
Bernard and Kenny did their parts, too. The former with his knife, the latter with the largest rock he could manage.
Stabbing quickly and sharply, Bernard put his steel in and out of the bear, holding the blade to protrude directly out ahead of his closed fist and punching it into the animal like a boxer working a bag. It barely seemed to do anything at all, but it was a distraction.
Kenny¡¯s approach was clearly less practised, but I was no less grateful for it. He just brought a big rock the size of Andre the Giant¡¯s fist down into the thing¡¯s back while it focused on me, snarling with a mix of fear and fury all the while.
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We kept it stunlocked for a while, just wailing away, killing it one irritation at a time. The problem with death by a thousand cuts, though, is that there aren¡¯t many weapons that can survive being used a thousand times when their wielder is an olympian and their target a bear. I brought the log down one last time on the snout, catching it right between the eyes, and this time a great snap ran out, sickening me to my stomach for all of a second before I realised what it was.
The log broke, and the bear was stumbling back, recovering fast. I swung again, using the remaining foot of wood I still held, then swearing as it bounced off with its length and torque suddenly halved.
I wasn¡¯t able to move before the bear did, this time.
A paw the size of a coffee table caught me in the side, and the entire world toppled over. There was wind, and snow breaking against my face, then I was upside down somehow. Around that time, the ground decided to punch me in the back. I¡¯d flown easily half my body length before even hitting the snow, and I slid and rolled another half a C¨¢do before stopping.
Everything was a maze, concussion and fatigue drowning the world out for me. The bear might¡¯ve started chewing off my hands and I wouldn¡¯t have noticed until a few more seconds of mewling let me regather my wits. I could only hope it wasn¡¯t.
Fortunately, I didn¡¯t wake up to find myself the starter in a three-course meal. I had Bernard and Kenny to thank for that.
They¡¯d worked quickly while I was seeing stars, Kenny distracting the bear with Bernard¡¯s knife, and Bernard doing what God had made him to do. Improvising a weapon. The bear made a single, critical mistake in focusing on Kenny for one moment too long, then Bernard was on it.
He¡¯d taken a pair of sticks from the fire, small ones. Kindling. Perfectly sized to be clutched in a snow-covered hand, and thus kept from burning him, while Bernard inserted them up the poor animal¡¯s nostrils. The effect was instant, and considerable.
I almost felt sorry for it, watching the bear snarl and scream and thrash around. Bernard was dislodged instantly, rolling away, scrambling back as the animal went mad. It almost convulsed, coiling and rolling about, scraping the snow away to reveal hard dirt beneath, so violently was it moving. Smoke drifted from its face all the while, burning wood still hot and searing despite the huge paws impotently smashing at the snout around. In moments the bear was up again, turning and sprinting off into the woods, bouncing off trees and rolling ever more, fleeing in blind horror at a pain it likely wasn¡¯t even equipped to understand the source of.
It was all we could do to convince Bernard he shouldn¡¯t sprint after the fucking thing and finish it.
For a few minutes we grinned to each other, celebrating our victory as we stumbled back to the fire, Bernard spasming and twitching himself, now that the fight was done. Then it happened.
A sudden weakness overcame me, and a sickness too. My legs folded, my head spun, and before I knew it I was on the ground, convulsing as my ribs screamed in agony. Adrenaline subsiding to let all the pain I¡¯d not noticed before come flooding in.
What happened next came in flitting, broken-up images and memories. I remember being dragged and carried along to our camp, placed down by the fire, resting in agony. I remember hearing Kenny and Bernard talk, worried. The words just barely settled in my mind. With me hurt, we¡¯d be travelling slower and carrying less wood. I tried to stand, to tell them I was fine, but every move I tried to make- every breath I tried to take- just had my ribs aching all over. Finally I lay still.
The night passed, and I barely remembered the morning. I was leaned against someone¡¯s shoulder, half-pulled down the hill as we continued our trek, groaning in pain with every step before we finally made camp again.
That night wasn¡¯t as cold as I¡¯d feared. Kenny and Bernard had spent longer gathering firewood, which meant we¡¯d spent less time travelling and sentenced ourselves to another day on the hillside. The hunger worsened as time stretched on.
We packed up, stood, and moved again. Cold, exhaustion, pain, hunger. And fear. We never knew when another bear might come, and it ended up being Bernard of all people who talked us down, explained how to process our fears, and calmed us.
God, was this how he felt all the time? My heart broke at the thought.
Night by night we got weaker, more scared. Every shadow was hungry, every snapping twig was a moment¡¯s warning before some new monster lunged for us, and every step we took towards the town left us less certain it even existed.
I was lucky to have been drifting in and out of consciousness, if I¡¯d been awake for the full trip I think it might have¡Changed me. I¡¯m not sure it didn¡¯t change Bernard and Kenny.
But one day it ended. A gasp, a careful shake to wake me up, and then a pointing finger for my bleary eyes to follow as it indicated a dot on the landscape ahead. I grinned at the sight. Buildings. Houses, halls, thatch roofs and ploughed roads. Human habitation, with smoke and civilization breathing out into the air.
We hurried, and suddenly everything nature threw at us was less substantial. Just having the town in sight made us braver, and our hope kept the cold back. The energy of desperation seemed almost completely balanced with our growing hunger and fatigue, and the next days of travel practically flitted by.
I tried to hide my condition¡¯s worsening, to keep from ruining the second wind my friends had gained, but they¡¯d always been smart. I don¡¯t think either of them failed to realise how much weaker I was getting. It seemed to only speed them up.
Then it happened. We closed in on the town, marching towards it as a limping, gasping wreck, battered, beaten, worn and ragged. Each one of us smelling like shit, and somehow looking shittier. The last thing I saw before sleep took me was the snowy ground giving way to trodden dirt paths.
And the last thought I had was a strange mix. Half relief, half fear.
Chapter 4
Bernard¡¯s POV: Day 5
We¡¯d all been fucking idiots to think anything would come of actually reaching the town, we weren¡¯t on earth any more.
Our world was called Redacle, and it was one of those ¡°grimdark fantasy¡± settings for edgy arseholes who thought they were clever. Like us. All dark people doing dark things for dark reasons, rape and murder, starving orphans and big horrible monsters pulling people¡¯s arms off. You know, the classics.
All well and good to write. Except settings like those are known for their egalitarianism in the same way that Adolf Hitler was known for his racial tolerance and compassion, so almost the moment we were within town bounds, a pair of bastards in big gambesons with big sticks marched over and started barking demands.
Vagrants. We were vagrants, now. That was fine by me, I¡¯d been a vagrant before, but Kenny looked like he might well be sick.
¡°Names and intentions?!¡± One of the men asked. My brain was slowing down with the cold, and slowing more with my hunger, but I got there in the end. Eying his uniform, remembering where we were. A town guard. A Redacle town guard, which meant there was a very particular set of non-disastrous responses possible here.
¡°Solitaire and Shango.¡± I answered, resisting the urge to spit on him and forcibly defying my natural instincts to clamp up and demand a lawyer in the presence of cops. ¡°Our friend here is hurt, we need a healer for him.¡±
The guard eyed C¨¢do flatly, apparently unmoved by such trivialities as a man fucking dying right in front of him. I wondered whether he¡¯d be equally unmoved if he took C¨¢do¡¯s place.
¡°You¡¯ll be here for Magus Corvan, then. Big hut on the far end of town, one road down from this one. He takes payment up-front.¡±
I caught his implication just fine, and eyed Kenny, waiting for him to reply. He¡¯d be better in this situation, Kenny always got along with humans more than me.
¡°Much obliged, sir.¡± Kenny breathed, forcing a friendly smile that went unanswered. We were past the guard a moment later, and he shot a look at me.
¡°Solitaire?¡± He asked, incredulous. We¡¯d agreed beforehand on using false names while we were here, for one major reason. We didn¡¯t know for sure we were the only ones who¡¯d been Isekai¡¯d into the fucking place, and if someone else here recognised the setting, they¡¯d almost definitely recognise its writers.
Neither of us wanted to get jumped by a bunch of idiots who¡¯d decided that it must have been the authors¡¯ fault when they ran into them in some mysterious fantasy land.
All discussed, all agreed on, all concluded. But we hadn¡¯t shared our choice of name with each other yet, apparently mine had surprised him.
¡°What¡¯s wrong with Solitaire?¡± I frowned, and Kenny- Shango- only snorted.
¡°What isn¡¯t wrong with it? It¡¯s like something out of a young adult novel.¡±
I couldn¡¯t fight my chuckle. Having your testicles turned into icicles tended to squeeze the humour out, but finding the town and, more importantly, hearing it had a healer had reinstalled a bit of my old boyish whimsy. .
¡°At least I didn¡¯t name myself after one of my people¡¯s gods.¡± I shot back. ¡°Isn¡¯t Shango a damned dictator, anyway?¡±
Kenny- Shango, now, always while we were here- shrugged.
¡°Ancient king. It tends to happen.¡±
Any other time I might¡¯ve thrown in a few choice words about modern kings, too, and modern governments for that matter, but we had more important things to worry about.
Perhaps surprisingly, the guard¡¯s directions proved reliable. We were soon standing outside a squat, oddly well-maintained looking house distanced quite a bit farther from its neighbours than they were from each other.
We¡¯d gotten a good look at the place on our walk over, though we hardly needed it. Redacle as a whole, and in particular our current location in the continent of Vorhazh, was a vaguely late-mediaeval setting. The buildings showed that that much hadn¡¯t changed. All wood for the most part, with the occasional stretch of cobbled walls. They were small and numerous, and even with however many hundred dotted around the town there were probably no more than one or two thousand people living here.
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Magi were rare, and magical healers were rarer still. The former was just a blanket term for people properly trained in the most common form of magic, and the latter, magically speaking, was almost always a magus who¡¯d specialised in repairing the body. It was lucky to find even one of either in a town like this, usually they stuck to cities. Cities had more people, and wealthier people. Cities had more things that called for a person capable of blasting down trees and cutting through plate armour.
One foot inside and everything already smelled like smoke and salt. It was almost nostalgic, my mother¡¯s homes always had that same scent whenever she was making explosives.
It was a dingy interior, lit by candles dotting the various walls, and every surface seemed covered with shelving units holding twice their weight in containers. Jars, vials, pots and bowls. Herbs hung in big racks, and an open flame crackled at one far corner of the room. There was a cauldron dangling over it. A fucking cauldron. Christ.
We were able to get maybe two paces in before the place¡¯s owner appeared, stepping out in front of us and staring at me and Shango both as if we¡¯d just kicked his mother and fucked his dog.
¡°I don¡¯t do charity.¡± He said. ¡°You¡¯ll be looking for the temple.¡± He had a modern accent, one I¡¯d expect from Yorkshire, maybe. Made sense, I usually wrote with modern accents in mind.
Shango answered, as we¡¯d agreed, speaking with a calm I wasn¡¯t sure I could¡¯ve mustered myself with our friend leaning unconscious against me.
¡°Our friend is dying.¡± He explained. ¡°He needs treatment.¡±
The healer glanced at C¨¢do, unmoved.
¡°Ten silvers for conventional treatment, three gold for arcane healing.¡±
It was an absurd price, even for Redacle, and he was asking it to make us go away. Shango must have known, because he changed tactics instantly.
¡°We can work the price off.¡± He began. ¡°Look at our friend, he¡¯s strong, really strong, and he can fight.¡±
I cut in at that to reinforce his point.
¡°And so are we, how often does the chance come along to get three workers of our size? We could guard your shop as well as any five normal men, hunt for you, even¡Enforce.¡±
The more I spoke, the harder it seemed to find ways in which we could leverage our stature to actually benefit a healer of all people, but I was desperate not to let the advantage go unused. We¡¯d noticed almost immediately how significant it was.
Childhood and adolescence on earth, in modern nations and wealthy families, had seen all of us fed on a protein-rich diet filled with vital nutrients that the people in this world were denied. Just as our own ancestors had been hundreds of years ago on earth. At six foot two, I was pretty tall back in England. In Redacle, though, I was a giant.
That had to mean something, it just had to.
¡°I don¡¯t need assistants, definitely not a pair of meatheaded thugs.¡±
The man didn¡¯t sound like he could be moved, but Shango was never one to give up on something he wanted.
¡°There must be something you need.¡± He tried, desperate now. ¡°Anything, what do you lose by naming a price and keeping him alive until we fail to pay it?¡±
The healer paused, thought, then spoke slowly. Carefully.
¡°There¡Might be something.¡± He began. ¡°Jungua sap. You¡¯ve heard of it?¡±
Neither of us had. Shango¡¯s confusion was genuine, and mine was too. Mine, though, was eerie. I remembered everything, which meant this wasn¡¯t something we¡¯d added to the world. Were we not in Redacle after all?
¡°We haven¡¯t.¡± Shango replied, hurriedly, ¡°What is it?¡±
The healer¡¯s scoff almost earned him a headbutt before I remembered our circumstance, and his magic, fortunately he was quick in answering.
¡°It¡¯s a remedy for infection, and a damned good one. Cleans wounds out like nothing else, but I¡¯m out of it, and the idiot merchant from Wolney didn¡¯t bring my last shipment. If you can fetch some more for me, I¡¯ll take the price out of your friend¡¯s healing fee. That¡¯d leave him alive, and the three of you in a mere two gold and fifteen silvers¡¯ debt.¡±
Wolney, I committed the name to memory. Most likely it was a city, but there was no time to be checking that now. I turned to Shango as he replied.
¡°Deal.¡± He declared. ¡°Where do we find it nearby?¡±
The healer gave us our directions, speaking about three times slower than I would¡¯ve needed to carve them all into my mind. By the time he was finished, I¡¯d started to feel the familiar twitches of adrenaline oozing back into my muscles. He was hiding something, I could tell, and whatever it was, I knew enough about this shithole of a world to be certain it might get us killed.
No surprise there, I was working class. Getting me killed was what people did.
We left C¨¢do with the bastard, not having much of a choice in the matter. Moments after setting foot outside the exhaustion hit us both.
It¡¯d been days since we¡¯d rested. Properly, actually rested. Since we got here it had all been marches, starvation and ice. And it looked like we had more ahead of us. I felt worn thin, enough that it was almost tempting to just leave my friend for dead.
Almost. Shango would have kept that from being an option, if it even had been in the first place.
¡°Right.¡± He breathed, speaking with a voice that told everything I needed to hear about his exhaustion. ¡°Three things we need, yeah?¡±
I thought about it, and agreed. Food was the first, I was already weaker than I¡¯d ever felt before, struggling just to move around. C¨¢do was a big guy, maybe a hundred and ninety pounds of lean muscle and springy fencer, but hauling his weight shouldn¡¯t have been half as hard when split between me and Shango at once.
If something half as dangerous as that bear attacked us now, we¡¯d die. Which meant a meal was highest on our list of priorities. I poked my ribs, felt them poking back from beneath the skin.
Maybe two meals. After that I could waste all the time I wanted wondering what the fuck a bear was doing awake and attacking me in winter anyway.
Second came weaponry, of course, and the third priority was one that defied instinct to consider. But there was no doubting its use.
The last few days had been too hectic for us to spare any time for introspection or experimentation, but we had room to breathe now, and we¡¯d fought off a bear less than one week ago.
It was time to have Shango take a peek at our stats and see whether we really could level in this world.
Chapter 5
Shango¡¯s POV: Day 5
[Appraisal]
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Class: Revolutionary
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Level: 1
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Condition: Haggard
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Modifiers: None
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Statistics: Strength 6(4), Speed 6(4), Dexterity 8(5), Stamina 5(2), Toughness 6, Alertness 8(6), Charisma 3(2), Intelligence 10(9)
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Inventory: Jeans, T-shirt, flick knife, rocks(x5)
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Class Abilities: Detect Element I
I swore, Bernard¡¯s statline hadn¡¯t improved at all. His level was the same, his abilities were no different, in fact, assuming the numbers in brackets showed figures after modifiers, his statistics had actually fucking dropped. I guessed it was the hunger responsible for the last fact. This wasn¡¯t good at all.
¡°That bad?¡± Bernard- no, Solitaire- asked me. He¡¯d always been good with faces, if anything it was relieving to be seen through so easily now. Meant his edge wasn¡¯t entirely worn away by the emptiness in his stomach and the ruin his body had become.
¡°That bad.¡± I concurred, swearing as I turned my focus inwards. My own statline came up soon enough, and it was just as disheartening as Solitaire¡¯s.
[Appraisal]
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Class: Emperor
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Level: 1
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Condition: Haggard
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Modifiers: None
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Statistics: Strength 5(3), Speed 5(3), Dexterity 6(3), Stamina 5(2), Toughness 5, Alertness 8(6), Charisma 9(8), Intelligence 9(8)
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Inventory: Jeans, shirt, jacket.
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Class Abilities: Appraisal I
My guts almost dropped out, seeing my Intelligence. Cleverness had never been a resource I was short of, having one ninth of it drained away somehow scared me more than the starvation ever had. I swore again.
¡°We need a baseline.¡± Solitaire began. ¡°To see how we compare here, try eying the other people across this street.¡±
I nodded, seeing his sense as I turned the ability outward, scrutinizing passerby¡¯s numbers.
Fours. Largely. Almost exclusively in fact. Maybe one person in three had even a single stat above or below it, and the vast majority who did were off by only a single point. One particularly big man was sitting at a Strength and Toughness of six, with an easily six foot frame and arms that showed it, and I saw some utterly gorgeous woman waltzing on with a Charisma of seven. It was all I could do not to march over and try my luck with her.
But no, there was a time and a place for distracting myself with luxury. Food first, then a weapon. Rolling in the hay could be my nice little reward if I somehow managed the rest. Assuming the primitive women here didn¡¯t panic at the sight of probably the first black person they¡¯d ever seen or even heard about.
¡°Threes, fours and fives.¡± I told Solitaire, forcing my mind from the idle fancying. ¡°Overwhelmingly more common is the fours though, occasionally there¡¯s some higher figures. That giant who went by a few minutes ago was at Strength six. Oh, but most of the women are sitting at two for Strength and physical things.¡±
He nodded, as if some suspicion had been confirmed.
¡°Sounds like we¡¯re dealing vaguely with a bell-curve distribution, though I¡¯d need more data to be sure. fours¡So at the moment we¡¯re about as strong as the average man here.¡± He eyed some of the pedestrians, clearly taking in just how tiny their bodies really were. Not just short, withered and scrawny, almost like children. Modern lifestyles tended towards a fairly flabby physique with how sedentary they were, but this was something else.
I felt a stab of worry, too. I was weaker than most of these men? Fuck, I needed a sandwich.
¡°Food.¡± Solitaire declared. ¡°That¡¯s our first priority, then. Weapon or no we won¡¯t be surviving anything in some shitting fantasy land with our current conditions what they are. You get food, I¡¯ll see if I can scrounge us up something pointy or heavy.¡±
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Though I nodded, the words felt oddly distant to me. As if the prospect of searching the town for some meal were removed. It was hard to process all this, hard to keep treating everything as real as it was.
Hard to believe, even, that Solitaire hadn¡¯t just been right when he said we were all hallucinating somewhere. But those uncertainties were useless, they¡¯d change nothing if they were right, and kill us all if they were wrong. So I dismissed them, shoving them to one side in my mind to make room for more productive thoughts.
¡°That healer said something about a church.¡± I pointed out. Solitaire nodded.
¡°Yeah, he did, about charity, right? That sounds like a good place to start for filling us up, you see if you can find it, I¡¯ll go and arm us.¡± He was marching off before I could say anything, forcing me into an agonising half-jog to catch up.
¡°Shouldn¡¯t we stay together?¡± I asked. Solitaire thought about it, then eyed me.
¡°We¡¯re half a foot taller than most of the men here and look desperate, anyone who gives either of us trouble deserves a Darwin award. At least for a while.¡±
His confidence was infectious, and we went our separate ways.
Infectious, but not virulent. I brought one of our rocks with me, a nice jagged one, and kept it tight and palmed in my pocket while walking. It occurred to me that this was the first time in days I¡¯d actually been on my own, and the extra space gave my mind plenty of time to work and process things.
Mostly, I just stared at the people bustling around me, but I got some thinking done, too. In particular I eyeballed my rock.
RPGs gave weapons stats, too, right? It felt weird that this one wouldn¡¯t¡Unless I just needed to examine it closer in my inventory. Curiously, I eyed the rock in my hand, bringing the menu up within a single second now, then staring harder, more intently. Scrolling through my inventory until I reached the object, turning my full focus onto that.
After a full minute without results, I was forced to give up. But something still snagged at my wits. My Class Ability was called Appraisal I, not simply Appraisal. So¡There were stronger versions. If I could unlock one of them, would they give me more in-depth information?
It was hard to imagine any other way a fucking Appraisal ability might power up, but at the same time it wasn¡¯t exactly reassuring. We still had no idea whether levelling up was even on our horizon. Whether it was or it wasn¡¯t meant entirely different things for our future prospects in this world.
More information. We always needed more information. More importantly, though, we needed to pay that healer and have him reassemble the gory jigsaw puzzle Cado¡¯s ribcage had turned into.
My worries kept me company while I explored the town of Jhigral, taking in the sights and committing them to memory. I wasn¡¯t Bernard- Solitaire, dammit- and I couldn¡¯t just make maps in my brain at a whim, but I reckoned a few repetitions would let me keep track of the whole place. In the meantime, it gave me a nice distraction while I tried to find the church.
It wasn¡¯t that hard, in the end, churches tended to be pretty recogniseable. England had been sure to plant plenty in my own country, and we¡¯d based most of our setting¡¯s lore on generic pop-culture mediaeval Europe. The big, rectangular box surrounded by six-pointed holy symbols and windowed with stained glass would¡¯ve been easily noticed even if I was drunk.
I didn¡¯t waste any time marching to it, guts squirming and chest tightening. Redacle charity. I was here for Redacle charity. It wasn¡¯t much, just some bread, maybe a bowl of stew, but knowing what I knew about this world¡
Fuck, that much might mean draining all the charity they had.
On the inside, the place was just as grandiose, but I was used to much bigger buildings from earth. And the priest wasn¡¯t half as hostile as anyone else had been. There was a place made, inside, for me to sit, and it was warmer than anywhere I¡¯d yet set foot in. Within Redacle, at least. There were a few other people there for me to share the charity with, and all looked like they damned well needed it. That I hadn¡¯t been turned away at the door, that I¡¯d been ushered through to join these wretches without even a moment¡¯s pause, was, if anything, a telltale sign of how ragged I probably looked.
And my spending no more than two seconds dwelling on the fact was an indicator of how much my hunger had grown to eat everything else in my head.
I left with a full belly, having been fed with broth and some dried-out wafers. The stuff tasted like nothing at all, except a slight reduction in my hunger, and right now that was the best thing I could hope for.
Solitaire and I met up soon enough, and he presented arms to me. I decided not to ask where he¡¯d gotten the big fucking lump hammer, we had more pressing matters.
In the end the two of us spent another day and a half in Jhigral. We ate, we recovered, and we rested by bunking in the crook between two buildings and huddling. By the end of it our bodies were still achy and pained, but the weariness felt much more like a feeling than an ailment. I checked Solitaire¡¯s stats, just to be sure.
[Appraisal]
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Class: Revolutionary
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Level: 1
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Condition: Worn
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Modifiers: None
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Statistics: Strength 6(5), Speed 6, Dexterity 8(7), Stamina 5(3), Toughness 6, Alertness 8, Charisma 3(2), Intelligence 10
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Inventory: Jeans, T-shirt, flick knife, rocks(x5), lumphammer
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Class Abilities: Detect Element I
Yep. Back to normal, more or less, which was a damned relief. The Stamina and Dexterity drops were concerning, though, but if nothing else I¡¯d expected a lot worse.
Five days hadn¡¯t been long as far as hunger spells went, but it¡¯d been enough for Solitaire to visibly thin down. His face looked like it was pulled taut, cheekbones pressing into the skin, and his eyes had almost sunk into the sockets. I couldn¡¯t have looked much better. It was lucky, I decided, that we¡¯d been careful to hurry our way down that mountain. What would another day of this have done? Another two?
A shiver ran down my spine as we stood up.
¡°So,¡± I croaked, ¡°Jungua sap. Know the name?¡±
Solitaire shook his head, frowning.
¡°It sounds like something I¡¯d come up with, though. I¡Hm, I think maybe this world is filling in the blanks for our own setting, basically using our book as a template and then adding in things that we might have included had we decided to focus on a particular region.¡±
I nodded. It made sense to me, and it was absolutely fucking horrifying to hear. Our world-building was definitely not very friendly to the poor idiots who happened to be living inside said world.
Still, nothing we could do about it now. I buried the stab of weird guilt that reared its head up at the thought of how many people were starving on our account, and we set off.
Chapter 6
Solitaire¡¯s POV: Day 7
Shango had insisted about twice now that we really were back to full strength, and I still wasn¡¯t convinced. He¡¯d always been better at the biological side of science, studied it, practised it, even enjoyed it. But he was still a human, humans lied, constantly, for a thousand different reasons or for no reason at all. It was just what they did, that and plan to kill me and vehemently lie about it.
And I couldn¡¯t see the stats that he told me about.
It could be that we were still weak, and Shango just wanted me to think otherwise. To use the placebo effect to artificially push me up into better functionality. It was fair enough, really, I¡¯d probably have tried the same thing myself. Problem with clever-cloggs like me, though, was that too much thinking left convenient little tricks like that a lot less reliable.
I felt worn, still, no matter what. And I knew that something was deeply wrong with my body. Shango had lost about five pounds already and it¡¯d be naive to assume I¡¯d somehow escaped in better condition. Even if we were back up to full strength, one meal a day wouldn¡¯t keep us there for long.
At best, we were feeling a second wind. At worst we weren¡¯t even gifted with that. This mission had to succeed.
Which brought me onto the next point of concern. I¡¯d done some thinking, once my head was a bit clearer, and come to some very obvious conclusions. One was more dangerous than the others.
¡°We shouldn¡¯t be getting this much preferential treatment for an errand like this.¡± I noted to Shango. ¡°We¡¯re heading, what, a half day away and back again? Any idiot could do this, why wouldn¡¯t he just pay us a few coppers and get it over with.¡±
We¡¯d used a classic Dungeons and Dragons style coinage for Redacle, fifty coppers to a silver, fifty silvers to a gold. That this man was offering us to keep our friend alive for one days¡¯ work was¡Suspect to say the least. Treatment like that was worth easily five times what our work would get.
So we were being played, but how?
¡°Maybe he¡¯s desperate.¡± Shango suggested, not sounding hopeful even to me. ¡°Maybe he¡¯s a prick even around here, and can¡¯t find anyone to help him.¡±
No. No for two reasons, for one thing that bastard was very much normal here, and I¡¯d thought bloody modern humans were bad. But for another, there was no reason he¡¯d make the pay jump for us¡Unless he really did desperately need the sap, to the point of wanting to have us running after it before we could hear about the situation fully.
I swore. We should¡¯ve been gathering information during our stay, not lounging around watching ourselves recover. The hunger had made me worse than weak, I¡¯d been stupid, and soon I might be dead.
This time, at least, our journey was a lot easier. We¡¯d planned to make it down the mountain in three days last time, and we would have if C¨¢do hadn¡¯t decided to go into a coma. We didn¡¯t have thirteen stone of dipshit to carry now, though, so we made much better progress.
Both of us had eaten right before setting off, figuring we¡¯d time our daily charity meal to have another one waiting for us once we returned, and so we weren¡¯t in too much trouble camping out again with our typical snowdrift strategy. We didn¡¯t make a fire though. Whatever was waiting ahead, fire might attract it. We just spent extra long setting up our little shelter, watching the darkening woods from a peeking hole, and waiting. Fortunately, I¡¯d nicked a few strips of cloth to wrap ourselves in and keep anything from dropping off this time.
We weren¡¯t waiting that long, dark was still new when we caught the smoke rising high. It was barely visible, only registering because it caught a few beams of the setting sun¡¯s light, but it was there for sure. Humans, right where we needed to be going, right in the middle of a danger zone. Camping.
It was bandits. I knew it was bandits, Shango fucking knew it was bandits, but it was still a challenge actually convincing my friend of the fact. I never quite understood why, but for some reason most people had a much harder time killing homosapiens than they did animals.
What was more annoying was the fact that it was usually the ones who needed killing that didn¡¯t hesitate. Life was full of those little inconveniences, I supposed.
Despite the shocking revelation, it occurred to us that nothing had really changed in our plan. Mainly because we didn¡¯t really have the luxury of changing anything. We¡¯d still have to go over, get the sap and get past anything trying to stop us, all that had happened now was we¡¯d gotten a glimpse of what might try.
So we left our shelter and hurried over to the smoke.
Whoever was guarding the sap, they were probably watching for people coming towards it. No doubt their entire scheme was just jumping enterprising merchants, healers or alchemists who wanted to gather it and tried to close in past them. In which case, if we were lucky, they¡¯d not be nearly as prepared for people moving over towards their camp rather than away from it.
If we weren¡¯t lucky we¡¯d die, but there wasn¡¯t anything we could do about that, so we ignored it.
Shango took the lead for one very important reason: it was his power we were banking on. Slowly, step by step, we closed in on our targets and soon enough we caught physical sight of them.
They were standing around a bonfire, numbering only three, one seated a bit farther away from the others with his eyes away from the fire rather than towards it.
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Lucky, then. If they¡¯d thought of our snow-sheltering strategy then they might¡¯ve been able to have a sentry farther from their camp, and we might¡¯ve stumbled into their sight without knowing. Good thing pre-industrial humanity was so fucking dumb.
From his vantage point, Shango was able to study the bastards good and proper. He whispered the findings to me. All were armed, obviously, but not well. Two had knives, one more had a spear, and their clothes were just the ragged scraps they looked like. Their physical stats were about average for the world, though one was sitting at an impressive Intelligence stat of six. He might sense something was up.
It was fairly easy to come up with a suitable strategy, rudimentary though it was. Shango backed off into the woods, moving as silently as could be expected with all the snow crunching underfoot. I went in another direction, circling the bandits, keeping a tight grip on my hammer.
I¡¯d stolen it, obviously, but it was well worth the risk. The thing was some big stone-smasher, with about a yard of handle ending in a head bigger than my fist and made from solid iron. At a guess it probably weighed about six, maybe seven pounds. At a calculation it weighed six point eight. A bit on the heavy side for fighting humans, but I hadn¡¯t been sure we wouldn¡¯t get attacked by another fucking bear.
Soon I was around the bonfire, perched behind a tree in the snowy shadows, waiting for Shango to give me my opportunity. It came fast.
The first rock went wide, sailing past the sentry¡¯s head. He stepped back, surprised at the sudden movement, shifting his footing and turning his head to gaze out across the darkness. Then Shango¡¯s second throw came, casting a larger stone this time.
I didn¡¯t see exactly how or where it hit, but the bandit was stumbling back as the rock bounced from his body, crying out and clutching his face. Both the others were on their feet in an instant, scrambling for their weapons and hurrying to his side. I already had mine, though, and I was already moving before they¡¯d even gotten up.
The hammer came down just as one of them turned to face me, catching him hard in the shoulder. I heard bones break like twigs, and he went down screaming. His friend was quick, turning and lunging with their knife in a swing I barely leapt back from in time. I tried to bring my own weapon to bear, but he closed in faster than I could out-wrestle its unwieldy weight. He¡¯d be on me before my swing was on him, so I abandoned the bludgeon and reached out to catch his knife-arm by the wrist.
He had all the momentum, sending me lurching back, struggling in the snow just to keep my footing. Right before I could bring my size to bear, a foot slipped out beneath me and I went down, knife lunging closer for me and missing my neck by an inch where it hit the ground. The bastard fell down on top.
I leaned in, switched my grip to wrap it around the bandit¡¯s torso, then roared with exertion as I hauled him up and over, slamming his back down into the snow to my left, then finishing the motion to roll on top. I had the mount, now, and I didn¡¯t hesitate to use it. Swinging an elbow down for his head, aiming to catch a temple and knock my enemy¡¯s thoughts from his skull.
He blocked it, the fucker, folding up and covering himself with forearms. I switched tactics quickly, leaned over him, pushed his head down with one hand to keep him stunned in place, and reached for the knife.
Apparently I¡¯d gotten the smart one, because he clearly realised what was happening and chose the perfect moment to shift his weight under me and send me toppling off of him. I rolled to my feet quick enough, missed my grab for the knife and then stumbled back as a punch barely slipped by my head. When my vision came into focus, there were two bandits circling me.
Shango hadn¡¯t managed to distract the sentry for as long as we¡¯d planned, then.
The smart one closed in first, and I backed off just as his friend moved to one side- trying to get behind me. I switched tactics again, lunging forwards and slamming my shoulder against the first, sending the bastard down. I turned in time to catch a punch across my head, staggering from the shock of it, then grunting as more blows started peppering my ribs. I folded over, coughed, grabbing the tiny little cunt hammering away at me and dragged his face into my forehead.
The headbutt smashed his nose to bits, painting my scalp in foamy blood and knocking him flat, letting me stomp down on his neck to finish things just as the smart one was back on his feet. I heard scraping as I turned, wondered why he wasn¡¯t already on me, and figured out he¡¯d gone for the knife just in time to throw myself back from his slash and fall flat in the snow.
He was over me in an instant, blade held high, coming down for my guts too fast and too centred to dodge. So I didn¡¯t, bringing a leg in and lashing out a kick for his groin in the moment before the drop. I grinned at the sight of him doubling over and the wheezing sound that escaped his lips, then moved out from under him and threw an uppercut into his face on my way back to my feet.
This time, I was on the fucker before he could rise. Grabbing his knife-hand and bending it back, teeth gritted, snarling with my face inches from his as the metal came closer to his neck. He strained against me with every ounce of strength in his body, but there was no contest between us.
He was some fucking cave-dweller, somehow less civilised than King fucking Henry the Eighth and with a body to show it. The wrestling match was over in moments, and ended with gurgles and blood fountaining out from around the new metal ornament jutting out of his jugular.
It takes ages for someone to die properly, we humans are just built like that. Other animals? No problem at all, they have a heart attack if you fart on them too hard, but our adrenal system is insane. People have lived for hours after being cut in half, gotten holes poked in them without even noticing until well after the fact.
The bandit was no different. He kept on twitching, wheezing and trying to move for the better part of a minute. Long after Shango sprinted back up to my side and started retching at the sight. Both of us eyed him in silence while he finished finally going still, and I glanced at my friend.
Disgust was written on his face. Horror, regret, guilt. I didn¡¯t feel any of that. Odd.
Well, maybe the stupid bastard shouldn¡¯t have planned to ambush me. Shame it was so cold, if it were warmer I could¡¯ve gotten my cock out to piss on his corpse.
A noise drew both of our eyes back to the side, where we found the first bandit- the one I¡¯d sledgehammered- lying down and trying to crawl away. Shango started muttering at the sight, weighing what we ought to do, how to handle him. I didn¡¯t feel the need to consider my own options out loud.
He was a killer, that much I was fairly sure of, either directly or indirectly by camping a life-saving medicine. More importantly, we needed money, and I knew a good way he could get me some. It¡¯d be a lot easier if he was dead, too.
Shango might disagree, or else take an age in deciding that he didn¡¯t. If he said to spare the guy then I¡¯d be forced to either argue, or disregard his thoughts entirely by acting on my own. That wasn¡¯t ideal.
So I moved fast, lurching towards the crawling man, plucking the hammer back off the ground and swinging it down all within a few seconds. It landed on his head with a meaty crunch that even I felt a little bit queasy hearing.
His legs kept kicking for a few more seconds, weirdly enough. Eyes drifting to face in different directions, sickly gurgles escaping his throat as the convulsions spread. Brain injuries tended to be funny like that.
He died faster than his friend, though.
Chapter 7
Shango¡¯s POV: Day 7
My focus lapsed. Not for long, a moment at most, an instant at least. Just the span of a few thoughts. Hardly any time at all, really. It was, if anything, impressive that the tiny stretch of time was long enough for Solitaire to waltz over and fucking kill a man right in front of me.
I spent a while staring at the ruined mess he¡¯d made of his head, then a while longer staring at him. Solitaire finally snapped me out of my stupor. He didn¡¯t say anything, didn¡¯t even flash an expression at the killing. Just knelt down beside the dead man, pulled out the other bandit¡¯s knife, and started pressing the blade into his mouth.
That, at last, was too much.
¡°You fucking killed him.¡± I snapped, earning a glance from Solitaire. He looked irritated.
¡°Yeah.¡± He said, turning back to whatever the fuck he was doing. That gave me something else to focus on, distracting me even while my thoughts were already churning around like some damned whirlpool.
¡°You executed him!¡±
He didn¡¯t even look up this time, only shrugged.
¡°I needed him dead, do you know how much human teeth sell for in time periods like this? I don¡¯t actually, but I know for a fact there was a market for them. No prosthetics, you know?¡±
It was sickening, how casual he was about everything. Literally sickening, I dropped down to my knees, hurling up a streak of acrid vomit as my throat convulsed and nostrils burned. There wasn¡¯t much left in my guts, after the hunger and last spew, but it was enough to twist them, The snow¡¯s frigid touch barely even registered to me, I just kept kneeling there as steam from my own spilled insides wafted upwards.
When I looked up, Solitaire was still poking away with his knife, still focused entirely on the work.
¡°You should get over this quickly,¡± He sighed, ¡°I need help. We¡¯re looking at close to a hundred teeth between these three and so far I¡¯m averaging less than one per minute, I want to be here for as few hours as possible.¡±
¡°YOU FUCKING EXECUTED SOMEONE!¡± I couldn¡¯t keep myself from screaming any longer, everything about this was wrong. I might have whispered for all Solitaire¡¯s reaction.
¡°I did.¡± He replied, calm as ever. ¡°And I¡¯d execute another if it improved our chances of survival, these bastards were camping out and killing people who tried to gather medicine in a world with barely any at all. You want to mourn them? Do it quietly, now stop distracting me, this molar¡¯s really deep.¡±
I stared at him as he worked, and Solitaire didn¡¯t even glance back. In the end there was nothing more I could think to say. So I just watched and waited, not able to bring myself to start hacking away at the men¡¯s mouths, but not willing to stop him either.
We did need the money, with the debt we¡¯d accrue by having C¨¢do healed we¡¯d need all the money we could get. And there were certainly worse people to get it from than this one.
Worse corpses, really. I couldn¡¯t argue at all with taking the teeth, but the way he¡¯d brought that hammer down¡The way he¡¯d looked at me afterwards. I cursed, grabbed a knife and knelt down beside one of the corpses, getting to work.
It was a relief when we finally finished, pockets filled with bloody, gummy teeth and hands covered in red crusts. An hour had passed. Not as long as it could¡¯ve been. Not as long as it would have been without me. Luckily we¡¯d had the fire nearby while we worked.
¡°Let¡¯s get the sap.¡± I grunted, feeling drained already. More than that. Hollowed out. Somehow tearing the teeth out had been harder than fighting, or what little fighting I¡¯d done. The kills had been quick, near-instant even, just one action and then a display to feel bad about. This had been an age of prolonged, sustained decision-making.
And my reward was a bloody, sticky, revolting cluster of dubiously valued enamel tucked away into my clothing.
We moved on for our prize, trudging along through the snow, and while we walked it occurred to me that we¡¯d just won a damned three on two. Something about that had to have progressed us, surely.
[Appraisal]
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Class: Emperor
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Level: 1
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Condition: Fine
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Modifiers: None
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Statistics: Strength 5(3), Speed 5(3), Dexterity 6(3), Stamina 5(2), Toughness 5, Alertness 8(6), Charisma 9(8), Intelligence 9(8)
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Inventory: Jeans, shirt, jacket.
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Class Abilities: Appraisal I
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What the fuck.
Nothing. No mention of experience, no skill points, no stat changes, no level increase. We¡¯d gotten fuck all from that. The bottom dropped out of my chest as I walked, suddenly overcome with the urge to find whoever dropped us into this hellhole and show them all the neat tooth extracting techniques I¡¯d spent an hour mastering.
We¡¯d never seen jungua sap before, never even world-built it, but both of us recognised it when we finally found the right spot.
I¡¯d imagined the stuff as runny and sort of amber-coloured, almost like olive oil. Solitaire, apparently, had envisioned it as purple and gluey. When we found it, it was a green, frictionless sludge.
There was something to be inferred, there. I could understand one of our two conflicting mental images taking precedence, we were the writers after all, but neither one had stuck in this case. Why was that?
Hold on, back up. How did we tend to settle disagreements in the writing room? Well, we¡¯d argue our points, try to convince the other. Often there was a fair bit of shouting involved. Then¡Someone would compromise, or more frequently everyone would, and we¡¯d end up with something completely different than any of us originally suggested.
A synthesis.
So that was what we could expect from all the blank spots in our world-building, some new congealment of our different ideas that we could only predict by having some big argument in the exact right headspace and coinciding onto the same conclusion.
In other words, we couldn¡¯t bloody predict it. Splendid.
Solitaire wasn¡¯t exactly happy when I mentioned by observation, and worse, he could find no fault in its logic. We got started on our way back to Jhigral, sap in hand.
We must¡¯ve been getting used to the cold, because the next twelve hours passed by like a breeze. A hundred mile per hour breeze, mind, carrying gravel in its winds, but we¡¯d still take that over the journeys from before. Before we knew it we were back in town, marching in past the wall, and looking at everyone with a bit less¡Fear.
Seeing the place again, it felt transformed. Took me a moment to realise that the change was all us. We¡¯d killed men, Solitaire directly, me by helping as best I could. After something like that it was hard to be scared of the dark alleys and mean looks from before.
Hard to be scared, and so much easier to focus on the other details. I felt my heart throb as I saw people lying about without homes, trying in vain to find some shelter from the snow between buildings or under debris. Just like we had.
The homeless had never been an uncommon sight where I was from, of course, but seeing this many¡Seeing them this withered and starved, I was almost tempted to march over to the nearest guard and stick one of the knives we¡¯d taken from the bandits in him.
I decided against it, something told me that would lead to an undesirable outcome.
Mercifully, we got to Corvan¡¯s shop before I could see much more of the eternal class struggle, and entered the place¡¯s warmth with no small amount of relief. It took a minute more before the old bastard came out to see us, again, but when he did it was almost worth the trip just seeing his face.
We might¡¯ve walked over and started pissing on him to less surprise than that, and when Solitaire pulled out the sap, that surprise quickly turned into a deeper, more considering look. He snatched the stuff up, nodding crisply.
¡°Alright then.¡± He snapped, as if affronted to have been shocked at all, ¡°I don¡¯t know how you did it, but a deal¡¯s a deal, I¡¯ll put the worth of this towards healing your friend, and you can all work off the rest.¡±
Both of us nodded. I could physically feel Solitaire fighting the instinct of every cell in his body to behead and eat the magus while screaming about socialised healthcare, but mercifully my friend kept himself restrained. This time.
A tremble as I remembered what he¡¯d done to the bandit, and then the magus was turning back to C¨¢do, eyes locked on him, mumbling words to himself as if we weren¡¯t there at all. Neither of us could resist watching.
Magic, at least this world¡¯s magic, was nothing new to us. We¡¯d designed it for fuck¡¯s sake. We knew how sorcerers could instinctively command something they saw as an element, we knew how wizards could learn the ¡°nouns¡± and ¡°verbs¡± that made up reality to twist it in particular directions. We¡¯d never seen it, though.
This wasn¡¯t some exposition-dump on paper, it was tangible, real, authentic magic. The arcane happening right before our eyes. There wasn¡¯t a thing in the world that would¡¯ve prepared us for it, certainly not removed the wonder, and so yeah, you can be damned well sure we stayed and watched while Corvan¡¯s hands started to glow and the air around him smelled of ozone.
Healing incantations, that much we recognised, reknitting flesh back together, purging bacteria from places it didn¡¯t belong. Even the magus probably didn¡¯t understand half of what he was actually doing. The room trembled slightly while it all happened, the power at work being enough to bleed out into other, more tangible forms of energy. And C¨¢do convulsed.
Now, in hindsight, had we known that we¡¯d be accidentally creating or influencing a world filled with actual people, we probably wouldn¡¯t have made magical healing so agonisingly painful.
But we hadn¡¯t known. How could we?! Do you ever catch your idle imaginings to stop yourself from accidentally manifesting an asteroid in some world you don¡¯t even know exists? No, of course not, because that would be stupid. So we maintain that what happened next was completely not our fault, and just a horrible accident.
It still screwed us to watch, though.
C¨¢do was the strongest man either of us knew, and here he was thrashing around, moaning like some tortured rat. Corvan snarled at the sight, glancing at the two of us irritably.
¡°He¡¯s freakishly strong.¡± The magus snapped. ¡°Hold him down.¡±
We hesitated, almost argued, then did. It was for C¨¢do¡¯s own good.
Mind you, holding down an olympic athlete is actually quite difficult. Solitaire did it easily enough, big bastard that he was, he''d also inherited some wiry, rat-like musculature from his family that made him bizarrely strong for his build. I¡¯d inherited wiry muscles, but no uncommon pound-for-pound strength. Even one-armed, even with his ribs broken, C¨¢do nearly sent me flying more than once.
As the healing went on, we tired, and C¨¢do seemed inexhaustible. The strain was getting worse, his adrenaline-fuelled convulsions building stronger, before, at last, they started to die down. The magus sighed.
¡°Not reforming bone anymore.¡± He breathed. ¡°Now I¡¯m just repairing the flesh around it. We¡¯re almost done.¡±
Sure enough, it was all over a minute later. We were panting, gasping, aching across half our bodies and standing with hair plastered to our scalp in sweat. But C¨¢do had a new colour to his cheeks- apparently an indicator that white people were no longer dying- and his inhalations were finally coming strong and unbroken.
We¡¯d expected that, what took us by surprise, though, was when this glorious bull of a bastard actually opened his eyes, looked around and sat up not ten seconds later. Even the magus was stunned.
¡°So.¡± C¨¢do began, throat croaking and scraping from days of disuse. ¡°Did I miss anything important?¡±
Chapter 8
C¨¢do¡¯s POV: Day 8
We were poor, in debt, and I think that wizard had missed a spot in my spine, because it hurt everytime I tried to sit down. All in all, it could be worse. In fact it had been, several days earlier.
Kenny and Bernard- Shango and Solitaire as I¡¯d spent several hours practising- were both looking more than a little ragged, but at least they¡¯d eaten recently. I only got that luxury when they took me to the church for our charity meal. It was there that we discussed what had happened, and what we¡¯d do next.
I¡¯d known, dimly, that something was wrong with me, even delirious and suffering from an IKEA home-assembly ribcage it had been obvious. The moment I¡¯d woken up with a fresh brain I¡¯d figured out I was unconscious before, I was moved during it, and more or less all the other big strokes. That and the memory of fighting a bear with no more than rocks and a can-do attitude meant that it wasn¡¯t hard to figure out what had happened.
Solitaire and Shango¡¯s story, though, was new to me. I hadn¡¯t even been there for it of course. I had to keep myself from crying when they shared it.
We were friends, best friends even. We¡¯d been there for each other during some of the worst of our old world, but clearly the worst of earth was a different test altogether than what this new land had thrown at us so far. Hearing what they¡¯d done, hearing how they¡¯d killed¡It was the steel my spine needed.
¡°So, we¡¯re hobos now.¡± Bernard- Solitaire- concluded. I nodded, grunted, continued eating my stale bread and soup. He and Shango stared at me.
¡°You¡Seem to be taking this fairly well.¡± Shango noted, and it occurred to me that perhaps I should¡¯ve been more expressive. I shrugged.
¡°I just had my rib cage turned into a jigsaw puzzle by a bear, then assembled by a wizard. And I think a piece is still lodged in my asshole. Give me some time and I¡¯ll see if I can muster a nice, big scream of horror for you. For now¡I don¡¯t know, man, work in the morning isn¡¯t even the second worst piece of news I¡¯ve had this week.¡±
That earned a considering look from Shango, and a grin from Solitaire, who slapped me on the shoulder.
¡°Right you are!¡± The Scouser laughed. ¡°That¡¯s just the kind of spirit that¡¯ll keep us from starving to death!¡± He seemed oddly pleased. Not just about me, either. As if he were growing happier, rather than more fearful, as our situation worsened. There was something deeply consistent about that reaction that I was too hungry and miserable to bother articulating.
Shango didn¡¯t join his laughter, frown lines deepened to trenches across his face.
¡°That¡¯s not a small ask, though.¡± He noted. ¡°How do we even do that? We almost got killed by some random wildlife.¡±
I cut in, then, sensing that my friends were about to start another of their classic bickering sessions.
¡°You guys do have a spear, yeah?¡±
They eyed me, nodded, and I smiled.
¡°Well then we¡¯ll be fine, I can kill a bear with a spear.¡±
Now, being truthful, I actually wasn¡¯t sure I could at all. But I figured we needed confidence right now, and from what I¡¯d been told Solitaire and Shango had just watched me almost out-wrestle them both at once while unconscious. True to my guess, they seemed a bit lifted up by the knowledge.
¡°Alright.¡± Solitaire continued. ¡°Let¡¯s see if we can¡¯t find some work.¡±
Redacle had been a gaming setting before a novel one, made for tabletop RPGs we¡¯d used to play together, and as an inheritance of that beginning it was absurdly, ridiculously filled with things that needed killing. Most towns had a missive board, and Jhigral was no exception, and most missive boards were packed with potential work. Bandits, like the ones my friends had run into, but also magical creatures.
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Goblins multiplying in the shadows and stealing crops, magical contaminants driving animals mad- which, thinking about it, might have been what caused that bear attack- and however many other potential sources of danger. Or, if you were in need of it, sources of money.
One needed only to look and read.
We couldn¡¯t read. Fuck.
It took us a few moments of staring to find that much out, but there was no denying it. Whatever force translated every word we heard, it wasn¡¯t doing it for the written passages. In this world we were illiterate. Most adventurers hired a clerk to follow them around and resolve that issue, but we couldn¡¯t afford to hire shit. Nobody would give the weird, foreign giants the time of day, and we had no money to provide any real incentive for them to change their minds.
And we were getting hungrier by the hour, which meant a delay wasn¡¯t on the table. Swallowing our annoyance, we all set off to go into the issue blind.
Well, not quite just yet, Solitaire and Shango insisted on taking a stop at a weird little shop- a dentist¡¯s from what I could tell. They spent a while inside, and when they came out they had a few coins to their name. Six silver and twenty-one coppers, enough for another spear. Or a bow and some arrows.
It was a no-brainer, we picked the ranged weapon. Apparently that had been the one thing the others hadn¡¯t looted from the bandits, having accidentally broken it in the fighting.
With me no longer dying horribly from bear combat, we were able to take our time in scanning out the land as we left. Jhigral seemed to be a northern town, surrounded in snow as far as the eye could see- apparently we¡¯d arrived just in time for winter.
The majority of its neighbouring landscape was woodland, but it was also a coastal town quite close to the ocean on the interior of a great bay. Cave systems were known to run through the ground beneath it, but that was no surprise. Cave systems ran underground everywhere in Redacle. Tabletop game setting, remember? Can¡¯t go dungeon crawling without crawlable dungeons. Particularly not dark ones, that magnetically attract suitably horrible creatures to dwell within.
Now here was our dilemma: Roleplaying games had a particular logic to them. You kill something big, you get an expensive, valuable reward. Cool. But we weren¡¯t sure how much of this version of Redacle had been ¡°randomly generated¡± around us. Our world-building was fairly in-depth, but it was more than likely that any given creature we encountered was something none of us had coined. Solitaire and Shango had already filled me in about their theory regarding that fact. If true, it meant we¡¯d be dealing with unknowns, and they might not necessarily give us much reward.
Even if they did, they might be as tough as that bear, or as tough as ten of that bear. There were creatures in our original worldbuilding capable of smashing houses to splinters and throwing men hard enough for them to burst on impact, durable enough to have entire squads of modern soldiers unloading into them and barely even notice. We had no guarantee that any given fight we picked would end in our favour.
So it was a tough decision, picking where to head next, and we made it slowly and agonisingly. We¡¯d asked around for the more dangerous spots to avoid, of course, and while we were already thinking we figured we¡¯d keep on asking. Around twenty minutes of this led to us getting the information that, finally, settled us into a particular course. For better or for worse.
Trolls were horrible, evil bastard things. They were about eight feet tall on the lower end, but hunched enough to appear closer to six, and muscled like a chimpanzee on bull testosterone. Their fingers ended in talons, not nails, and they were omnivorous in the same way bears were. Except unlike bears, their favourite food was fucking bear. If we¡¯d encountered a troll on our second night, I had no doubt that we¡¯d all be dead men, and probably without doing much to even bother it first.
And they were a semi-common sight in the region, with one in particular causing trouble for some local traders by attacking the road to Wolney.
We could¡¯ve ignored it. Being honest we even should have ignored it, but we didn¡¯t ignore it, because we were still two full gold in debt, and troll bone marrow sold to apothecaries for about double its weight in silver. Which made the matter just tempting enough that we were actually considering fighting the thing.
It was the worst kind of decision, our hands pressed into a fight we were sorely outclassed and underprepared for, with no choice at all due to the currents of circumstance. And we might¡¯ve suffered a disaster for it if Shango hadn¡¯t thought to bring up his Menu again.
¡°We¡¯ve levelled up!¡± He yelled, practically screamed really. It made me jump and almost had Solitaire put a knife through him as we stared at our friend, then his words clicked and we were drilling him for details.
Chapter 9
Shango¡¯s POV: Day 8
[Appraisal]
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Class: Revolutionary
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Level: 2
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Condition: Worn
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Modifiers: None
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Statistics: Strength 6(5), Speed 6, Dexterity 8(7), Stamina 5(3), Toughness 6, Alertness 8, Charisma 3(2), Intelligence 10
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Inventory: Jeans, T-shirt, flick knife, rocks(x5), lump hammer
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Class Abilities: Detect Element I
Solitaire¡¯s stat spread was a familiar sight by now, I¡¯d started using him as my go-to for comparison almost on instinct. What caught my eye this time, though, was the latest addition near the top of the screen in my mind¡¯s eye. A single line, small enough that I nearly missed it. And vital enough that it changed everything.
Level two.
My heart raced, and I started scrutinising the screen more, looking for any other differences. I found one quickly.
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Current Experience Points: 83/110
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Unspent Skillpoints: 1
I steadied myself before the excitement could grow too much, turning to Solitaire and barking the information out at him so quickly that I wasn¡¯t sure anyone but he could have followed. He nodded, eyes hard, grinning in anticipation.
¡°So we can level.¡± He said, giving voice to the fact left him laughing almost as hard as I was, and soon C¨¢do was joining in.
I was a bit more focused than either of them. Looking inwards now, I brought up my own stats.
[Appraisal]
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Class: Emperor
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Level: 2
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Condition: Worn
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Modifiers: None
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Statistics: Strength 5(4), Speed 5, Dexterity 6(5), Stamina 5(4), Toughness 5, Alertness 8, Charisma 9(8), Intelligence 9
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Inventory: Jeans, shirt, jacket, dagger.
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Class Abilities: Appraisal I
I squinted, looking longer, and sure enough;
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Current Experience Points: 83/110
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Unspent Skillpoints: 1
The same unspent experience as Solitaire. Interesting, I was fairly sure I hadn¡¯t contributed as much as he did to our bandit killing, so did that mean we were levelling through some other means? Well, yeah, we must¡¯ve been, I checked right after that and we got no experience at all. But what?
Getting the sap and having C¨¢do healed was the only other thing that struck me as a possible source. I decided to check C¨¢do to verify.
[Appraisal]
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Class: Dragonknight
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Level: 1
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Condition: Fine
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Modifiers: None
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Statistics: Strength 8, Speed 8, Dexterity 8, Stamina 9, Toughness 7, Alertness 8, Charisma 6, Intelligence 5
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Inventory: Jeans, flannel shirt, spear
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Class Abilities: Beloved I
That more or less confirmed it, we received experience by completing¡Fuck, I suppose they¡¯d be called ¡°Quests¡±. C¨¢do had been too busy bleeding to death to help with the last, so he hadn¡¯t gotten any experience from it.
It was annoying, he was by far the deadliest among us, seeing him level up and become even more so would¡¯ve been a lot of reassurance. But we still had something to show for it.
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¡°Unspent Skillpoints.¡± I called out. ¡°Any idea what that might be?¡±
We didn¡¯t take long to draw the obvious conclusion, but what could I spend them on? More particularly, how exactly could they be spent?
I decided to try mine first, my Appraisal would just make it easier to see the effects. It took a lot of fucking around before I finally stumbled onto the solution.
There was something in me, a weight of experience and knowledge, a big bundle of¡Change. The result of our trek for the sap.
Every decision alters a person, every event leaves them a tiny bit different from before, and I meditated on that difference right now, comparing who I was to how I¡¯d been before venturing out to save C¨¢do. It was like doing cocaine, if the cocaine was on cocaine
There¡¯s no way to put what I felt next into words. I¡¯m sorry, there just isn¡¯t. You¡¯d need to feel it. To try, at least, it was like¡Like being aware of the tissues in your bones, the fibres in your muscles. Can you imagine that? Feeling all of them at once, on the cellular level. And being able to control them, choosing which ones to¡To multiply, to grow.
My own body was mine to command, more or less. Flooded with an ethereal power I couldn¡¯t even name, all I had to do was decide where I wanted to put it.
Admittedly, the process might have been just a shade less intuitive, were it not for the fact that the words [Skillpoint Expenditure in progress, select Stat to increase] kept flashing in front of my mind¡¯s eye. Still, I¡¯m sure my humongous, nine Intelligence brain would¡¯ve figured it all out regardless.
The only question now was what to actually spend it on. That question lasted about half a second before I chose Intelligence.
¡And found no result. Weird, I tried again, nothing. So I experimented, thought of what my next choice would be.
Toughness. I didn¡¯t want to die, I didn¡¯t want to end up like C¨¢do had, and I didn¡¯t want to find myself crippled for life. So Toughness, for survivability. For fortune.
The thought was only idle in my head for an instant before I felt the energy coalescing, infusing me¡Changing me. Then it was gone. No, not gone, used up. Spent.
I moved a bit, testing my body, and finding no difference. Pulling up my character sheet again, I examined it.
[Appraisal]
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Class: Emperor
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Level: 2
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Condition: Worn
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Modifiers: +1 Toughness
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Statistics: Strength 5(4), Speed 5, Dexterity 6(5), Stamina 5(4), Toughness 6, Alertness 8, Charisma 9(8), Intelligence 9
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Inventory: Jeans, shirt, jacket, dagger.
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Class abilities: Appraisal I
So, my Toughness had increased. Just to be sure I checked the secondary section, and sure enough my unspent Skillpoints were at zero.
But I didn¡¯t feel any different. I winced, this demanded experimentation.
¡°Solitaire, can you punch me-¡±
He did, instantly, flooring me and making me see stars as blood ran down my almost-flattened nose. I got up swearing, seeing his stupid face grinning through the curtain of tears.
¡°I didn¡¯t break it.¡± He informed me, as if the fact would disarm all my criticism. I spat the blood out, and stood.
Then the humour died. Solitaire had always done stuff like this, always been¡An asshole. And all of that felt different, now that I¡¯d seen what he did in saving C¨¢do. Impishness came across differently, in a man from hell.
Nose still bleeding, I felt it for damage. It wasn¡¯t broken, at least, Solitaire had been right about that much, but I still glared up at him.
¡°Put a point into Toughness?¡± He asked.
Fuck him for punching me, and fuck him for being this quick even dealing with concepts only I could see.
¡°I did, but I didn¡¯t really notice much difference there, did you?¡±
Solitaire shrugged.
¡°Your nose didn¡¯t feel particularly hard, but I didn¡¯t hit it that hard either, so.¡±
Stupid fucking idea, he should¡¯ve hit me just for thinking of it. I considered the change. If I¡¯d wasted a Skillpoint I¡¯d be very annoyed, and quite possibly dead, but I didn¡¯t know for sure it had been wasted. What was my Strength stat? Five, normally. What was C¨¢do¡¯s?
Eight. A three point difference, and C¨¢do couldn¡¯t exactly toss people around, however strong he was. So individual Skillpoints probably wouldn¡¯t be pushing us up entire rungs on the combative ladder.
I cursed. Shame I couldn¡¯t have spent it on some decent armour, instead.
The three of us discussed matters a while longer, bouncing around ideas before we finally found ourselves satisfied that we probably weren¡¯t wrong about what we thought we knew. Probably. That meant it was Solitaire¡¯s turn to spend his Skillpoint.
Oddly enough, he chose Toughness as well, despite what he saw from me doing so. I suppose it was understandable, if two more meant the difference between my Strength and C¨¢do¡¯s, it¡¯d leave us a lot hardier. Eventually at least.
And then we were done. No more errands, no more delays. No more excuses. There wasn¡¯t a thing holding us back except our own cowardice, and none of us could find justification to indulge that any longer. Reluctantly, just about shitting ourselves all the while, we started our march out into the great beyond.
We must¡¯ve been adjusting, because the frost barely even registered anymore. Might be that having C¨¢do back was spoiling us, with all the extra timber and torches. Our target- Ghrizun Wood- was just a few miles from town, not even an hour¡¯s walk. That still left a lengthy journey for us, though. We were modern, used to luxuries like cars and planes, and we didn¡¯t cross countries often enough to be content just tolerating a stretch of boredom like that. So of course we chatted.
Truth be told, there was surprisingly little to actually chat about. None of us were very well caught up with any of the shows we¡¯d been watching, nor did we have any funny highlights from some gaming sessions. Really, the wifi in Redacle would¡¯ve made such hobbies untenable, let alone the giant hairy monsters trying to chew our heads off.
One thing did demand conversation, though. C¨¢do¡¯s name. He¡¯d been unconscious when Solitaire and I picked our new ones- thinking about it, we were lucky he hadn¡¯t called either of us by them and given the game away before he knew, it was bad enough we¡¯d gone this long without bringing it up to him, uncharacteristically sloppy really. We were sure to catch him up quickly once the topic occurred to us, but he took his time in finally choosing one.
¡°Beam¡±, he decided. It was absolutely perfect- Solitaire and I both had stupid ones as well.
Something was changing about us, now. We¡¯d picked new names, set a goal, we had a direction and an aim, and we¡¯d actually gotten our feet beneath us. An idiot could¡¯ve told how weak we still were, and yet for the first time in a long time I felt like we had some sort of chance. Perhaps no more than five hobos, instead of three, but that was still up from where we¡¯d started.
I eyed Solitaire as I thought about it. New names, new goals. And things I¡¯d never seen in my friends rearing their ugly heads. Maybe we would survive what was awaiting for us further on in the woods, but something told me this world would leave its mark one way or another.
I could only hope it wasn¡¯t as deep a brand as I feared. There¡¯d already been enough drawn out of my friends, and I wasn¡¯t sure what it¡¯d do to me seeing more.
Chapter 10
Solitaire¡¯s POV: Day 9
Shango was mad at me. No, no he wasn¡¯t. He¡¯d been mad at me when I hit him, what he was now, though, had come after that. Evolved from mere rage and crystalised into something far more permanent. Disgust.
The smug bastard probably thought he was hiding it, as if I couldn¡¯t smell the revulsion on him. All those furtive little glances, the long, silent ponderings. The guilt and flashed glances at my weapon- glancing for what, exactly? Did he think I¡¯d hurt him? He was a fucking idiot if he did, however often we gave each other licks, but what other reason could he have?
Well, obviously he was scared I¡¯d hurt someone else. Which I would, if they threatened me or my friends. Action is no less inherently forgivable than inaction, intention is nothing compared to results. Killing people by sticking up the road to life-saving medicine left them just as dead as smashing their head in with a hammer. So what I did to that bandit was fine, it was moral. It was the diffusing of a landmine. I¡¯d done a humanitarian act and was owed thanks, not derision, for the results.
But Shango had never seen things that way, nobody had, except me apparently. And I¡¯d known that when I did the guy. I probably would¡¯ve kept him alive, if I hadn¡¯t needed those teeth. Ifs, woulds, coulds.
He was dead now, and my pocket held a nice chunk of silver we¡¯d gotten for selling all his and his friends¡¯ pearly whites- or cheesy yellows as it were- and if the bow slung over my shoulder gave us odds even one percent better, it was worth killing fifty of that bastard.
But Shango had never seen things that way. I resisted the urge to swear as I glanced at him. This wasn¡¯t a rift that would close soon.
But C¨¢do¡¯s wound hadn¡¯t been one that would heal ever. The choice was clear, and I didn¡¯t regret it.
Which was, of course, why I had to tell myself as much a dozen times. Thank you brain, cunt.
The trees were properly white, now, snow having thickened even more in the week or so since winter started. If we¡¯d put our minds to it, igloo construction would¡¯ve been either a lot easier or a lot harder. I supposed we¡¯d find out which the next time we had cause to stray away from town for a night or more.
It meant something else, too. Tracks were visible as anything in the world, but brief as well. It took maybe half a day for snowfall to cover even a deep footprint, and less for something small and light like a rabbit. Fortunately we were after a troll, which gave us a bit more wiggle room.
What we did not have, though, was a tangible idea of what we were looking for. Oh, we all had a vivid picture of trolls themselves, our publishers had even gotten official art drawn up of the things. We hadn¡¯t spent long describing their feet though, and even I couldn''t recall any art depicting them. So we couldn¡¯t guess what their tracks might look like. It¡¯d be just our luck to follow what we thought was a sure trail, only to wander into some dragon¡¯s den.
We trudged on all the same, determined- or, rather, opposed to getting our legs broken by a wizard- enough that the bite of the air didn¡¯t do much at all to slow our progress through the woods. With six eyes peeled, it didn¡¯t take as long as it might have for us to stumble onto something worth following. Big, dinnerplate-wide gouges in the snow left by what looked like big hands.
I¡¯d always pictured and written giant chimps, when it came to troll body types, which made that a fairly promising sign. A giant chimp knuckling the ground as it moved might leave gouges like that, in snow at least. We went after it.
Hm, a very promising sign. More evidence that the blanks in our worldbuilding would be filled in by the agreements we¡¯d reach if we had discussed the missing elements. I had to keep myself from entertaining the thought longer, speculation was a luxury enjoyed by people who weren¡¯t about to fight Prince Kong with less weaponry than the average biker gang.
Another half hour came and went before much of anything at all happened. We almost missed the noise at first, that¡¯s how loud the wind was, but it just barely reached us. A low, snarling grunt cutting over the sound of air bouncing off tree trunks. Instantly we were on edge, ducking low, readying weapons, talking in careful, whispered tones.
Something big was ahead, possibly hungry, and definitely not the sort of enemy we¡¯d enjoy fighting.
But we¡¯d heard it, and it very likely hadn¡¯t heard us. Which meant a fight was optional.
That was good, that was very fucking good.
Our preparation was quickly decided and more quickly still executed. I took the bow, a big long thing almost as tall as this world¡¯s men, and climbed a tree. We had five arrows, all close to a yard from arse to nose, and I could only hope they¡¯d be enough. Because my friends were still on the ground twenty feet below me.
Beam took the front, spear ready, trembling either with the shivers or the fear of fighting a monster. Shango was in back, knives out and stomach about one ¡°boo¡± away from emptying itself down his leg, and now all that was left for us to let everything kick off.
It did so, with a great big howl.
Olympians are insane, really. Beam had the lung capacity of a whale, and he used all of it in shouting over the wind, screaming hoarse and jagged like a bull being fisted.
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A few moments of silence followed, then the sound of something big and angry charging our way. The only warning we¡¯d get.
The troll wasn¡¯t that big, really. It was only a head taller than a world-class powerlifter, it was only as muscular as a chimpanzee, and it was only coming at us at a leisurely pace of thirty fucking miles per hour. Beam was ready, but I was in range before him, letting an arrow go and resisting the urge to shout a swear after it.
Mum always did like archery, and bow making. In her words it was safer than guns- in that the government would have less grounds to label her a terrorist if she was proven to have created them. I wasn¡¯t gonna win any awards, but I was a decent shot. And the one advantage of big enemies was big targets.
The arrow hit its chest, just above the nipple, and went bouncing off. I swore, carefully fished out another, fired by the time the troll had managed another forty feet. Closer now, much closer, which meant a sharper angle and a faster arrow. This one stuck in, earning a roar of pain and slowing the monster somewhat. It was within a few paces of Beam when the third arrow caught its shoulder.
He might¡¯ve died if not for that, the enemy smashing into him like a battering ram, finishing what the bear started. Instead the troll¡¯s sprint turned into a stagger, and his spear found a nice new home in its ribcage. We all laughed at the sight, grinning while eight inches of steel disappeared into the fucker. Then it backhanded him clean off his feet, and we started swearing again.
I can¡¯t imagine what Shango was thinking. A big, grey-skinned animal hunched over on two legs, with mangy flesh covered in scars, four eyes and a jaw shaped halfway between an ape and a dog, slapping an olympian feet back right in front of him, leaving him the only enemy within killing range. Most people would¡¯ve freaked, but not him. He just went calm and rational.
The troll came in like a blur and Shango shifted his grip on one knife, turning it to hold blade-first, cocking an arm back and throwing. His technique was dogshit, luck was absurd, and the tip caught his target right in the stomach. The troll screamed, turning away in shock, giving him just enough time to dive out of the way while it cleared the last ten feet.
That was around the time arrow number four caught its back, and I was dropping down while I readied the last of my ammunition.
Falling twenty feet without injury isn¡¯t easy, but it¡¯s doable. Depending on the circumstances.
Helps if you¡¯re athletic, helps more if you¡¯re used to it, helps a lot more if you¡¯re tall and lithe- because big people have thick bones, and thin ones have less mass.
What really helps is falling through eighteen inches of soft snow before you hit the ground, though. That was what let me keep my balance and shrug the drop off with nothing more than bent knees, and that¡¯s why the final arrow found its mark barely seconds after the one before it. The troll was spinning at me, shrieking, and Shango did the exact right thing as he closed in to slash his remaining blade along its arm.
Again, the troll was turning. Too fucking stupid to realise that every time it did just gave us another opening by slowing its killing momentum. I started sprinting, closed in, flick-knife drawn, teeth grit, panic high as I realised I¡¯d be too slow. Then Beam smashed into it from the side.
It did come as a surprise, even to me.
To clarify, I do know I¡¯m mental, I¡¯d have to be catatonic not to, but there¡¯s different grades of crazy. Mine is good for self preservation, for caution, for contingencies. The blend of insanity I experience, however you want to describe it, is most fucking certainly not the kind that would have me charging dick-first at something ten times stronger than a human.
Well, it was probably only five times stronger than Beam, and he was lucky enough to have been born with that exact mania. He hit it like a cavalry charge, shoulder first and with all his momentum braced perfectly into a last-second jump. It succeeded in sending the troll stumbling, at the cost of knocking him flat again, but this time he was ready. Rolling as he landed, jumping back up to his feet and turning into a fucking round-house kick before any of us could even realize what he was doing.
Shinbone met skull with a fairly satisfying crunch, and the troll looked rather confused as it dropped to one knee. More confused than hurt, sadly, but that was where I came in.
I circled it instead of charging head on, despite the sight of it rising to tear my friend apart. I¡¯m not the charging into danger sort, like I said. I always prefer to think things through, take my time, prepare, consider, then act.
Being honest, it didn¡¯t actually take much considering to decide what I¡¯d do next. I closed in, then jumped just as Beam had, timing my leap to bring my heels against the troll¡¯s back, knees bending to fall into it with the last of my forward momentum, taking the instant between stopping and falling to grab both the arrows still jutting into its back, then kicking off like a springboard.
Arrow removal is difficult, done properly. Lots of careful cutting around the barb, slow easing, gently guiding it out to avoid it ripping anything free on the exit. I didn¡¯t do that as I launched myself away, one shaft gripped in each hand. Probably took about a pound of meat with them, between the two barbed points on each end, and I was halfway through a nice giggle at the sound coming out of Mister Troll when my back hit the snow.
This was the part of my plan I hated most; faith. I wasn¡¯t Beam, I couldn¡¯t dance to my feet and run before the thing was on me. Which left me hanging out to dry, making a really big wish that he did something stupid in time to save me.
And he did.
I heard snarling, screaming, then gagging. Hurried to my feet just in time to witness Beam dragging the troll back into a fucking choke-hold. I took one look at its talons, figured out all on my own the single-digit-seconds that manoeuvre would keep working for, then sprinted forwards. Shango was beside me, suddenly, and we split up again to approach the troll from different angles.
It was bleeding, crimson drizzling from the stomach, oozing from its other three arrow wounds and gushing from the new spots on its back where I¡¯d yanked a pair of meatballs out. The snow around it was sticky and red with what looked like two, even three litres of blood. But the flow was slowing down, now, and a creature this size probably had a dozen still left in it.
What was a category two haemorrhage again? Twenty percent blood loss if I recalled correctly- if, god, I¡¯m so humble- which meant that it would be slowing and weakening. But not as much as I¡¯d like.
So, best to dry it out a bit more then. I went for the neck.
Beam lunged back from a swipe and I leapt in under it, Shango distracted the fucker by hacking at its elbow from one side, and the moment he took its attention was enough for me to close in and go to skewer its carotid.
Except this was a troll, not a human. Its skin was centimetre-thick armour, its flesh made tougher by the same magic that was partially responsible for its inhuman strength. I would¡¯ve opened all the big veins up nice and proper if I¡¯d poked a human, but against this thing they held.
Which turned my killing blow into a pissing off blow. I tried to get out of arm¡¯s reach an instant later, but I was too slow.
The talons came around, and this time they tore deep into my arm as I was launched.
Chapter 11
Beam¡¯s POV: Day 9
Solitaire was lying still, blood fountaining from his arm, body twitching with pain, strength leaving him. He was hurt, and it was my fault.
It was my fault because I¡¯d gotten myself hurt in the first place, and left us trapped in debt. It was my fault because I¡¯d been too slow, too weak and too fragile to fight a stupid animal on my own. It was my fault because, for all my years of training, I¡¯d never learned how to kill something, only to win matches.
The animal was recovering, but everything seemed to be moving in slow motion now. Snowflakes dropping as if they were falling through syrup, wind howling long and drawn out like a wolf¡¯s cry, pain blossoming across every inch of me like cold fire.
I stood there, staring, regretting, silently apologising. And then the troll took its first step towards my friend. There was no thought left to be done after that, only action.
My sprint took me to it in moments, and my eyes caught it swinging around for a slash at my chest long before the motion was complete. I dug my heels in, using the thick snow to halt myself by digging a pair of trenches in the pale carpet, coming just short of the jagged talons that swept out at me. The troll was off-balance now, all its weight had been behind that swing and it hadn¡¯t a human¡¯s motor control or knowledge of momentum to mitigate the torque. I¡¯d judged the spacing and time perfectly. This was my chance.
My last kick had worked nicely, so I threw another one, this time aiming low. Aiming perfectly. My shin caught the creature right in its belly, crashing into the back of Shango¡¯s still-jutting knife, driving it inches deeper inside. A roar of pain and a stream of crimson told me it was a success.
I struck before the fucker could recover, jumping and landing a drop-kick into its chest while it was already stumbling away. I¡¯d never have tried the move against a human, for one very vital reason.
I didn¡¯t want to kill a person, and punting someone backwards wasn¡¯t the sort of move that let you avoid such risks. Redacle had educated me on what a mistake that mindset was.
The troll fell, on its back now, and Shango was right beside me while we stomped and kicked at its skull. Blood still gushed from it, slowing its moves by the moment, but it managed to climb even in spite of us. Like an adult being wailed on by little kids.
Well that was fine; as Solitaire was fond of saying even kids could kill an adult, they just needed a bit of guts and something pointy.
¡°The knife!¡± I screamed at Shango, sensing that he¡¯d not do much to help me physically. ¡°Snatch the knife up.¡±
Bless him, he was smarter than me. I might¡¯ve been left confused about which one, panicking, adrenaline shattering my thoughts. He realised instantly that Solitaire had landed a stab before going down and dropped his weapon. Without a word Shango lunged for the fallen blade while I kept kicking away. It was up, then it was pouncing at me, slowed by its weakness and easily sidestepped. My elbow came down on that magic spot in the back of its neck, the one everyone¡¯s taught never to go for in sparring, the one that¡¯ll get you kicked out of an MMA circuit for the danger in hitting it. I felt the connection with a satisfied snarl, and watched the troll fall again.
Then Shango hit it.
He wasn¡¯t a strong man, nor a heavy one, but he was moving at a full sprint, and he did the smart thing of bracing his knife outstretched with the handle against his own body. All of his momentum was behind that knife, and it stuck the full length of its blade into the troll before he bounced off on impact.
Another roar, another distraction as it thrashed in the snow, trying to stand and stave off this unseen attacker at once. I was about to hit it again when I saw how much more blood was bubbling out, and then thought better of it.
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The troll took a long time to die, but it managed it eventually. Veins emptying themselves out into the ground, body weakening, slowing, then stopping. Shango and I took a moment longer to examine its corpse before we were confident about not being jumped again.
Then our focus turned immediately to Solitaire.
He wasn¡¯t as hurt as I¡¯d been, at least judging by his continued consciousness. The arm he¡¯d been hit at had been shredded, talons carving deep into him like meat cleavers, but the wounds, although viciously severe, had already been bound by some scraps of cloth he¡¯d pocketed from the bandits. That might¡¯ve been the only reason he was able to even look clearly at us while we approached.
¡°How are you holding up?¡± I asked, kneeling down beside him. Solitaire gave me my answer by swearing, slurring, and spitting into the snow. We took that as an indicator of urgency.
Initially, the plan had been to head back to Jhigral with the troll¡¯s corpse behind us, me dragging it all the while, the other two taking turns to pull alongside me so they could rest in-between sessions. We estimated it would¡¯ve perhaps tripled our travel time to do so.
With Solitaire out of commission, though, he was more than just unable to help. He added an extra quarter onto the weight we needed to move. We¡¯d left early enough in the day, but it was already closer to evening than noon by the time we caught sight of the first houses again.
That time left room for a lot to happen, and Solitaire didn¡¯t handle it well. His condition worsened as we went, restlessness increasing, strength fading. Early on he¡¯d been walking alongside us, then behind. Around the halfway mark we¡¯d forced him to lie on the troll and let us drag him. It slowed us less to pull him as weight than it did to match his shambling pace with just a troll pulled at our backs, that¡¯s how weak he¡¯d gotten. Things hadn¡¯t improved by the time we arrived.
He was conscious, and that¡¯s about all that could be said for him. Every few dozen steps I tortured myself with another glance back at him, and the trail of flecked blood clinging to the snow behind us.
Arrival couldn¡¯t come soon enough, and we made a beeline for the magus. Corvan received us reluctantly, but his eyes nearly bulged at the sight of the creature we had with us, face sheet-pale and awed.
¡°A¡Troll.¡± He noted, dully. ¡°You¡Killed it? The three of you?¡±
Shango and I had agreed to let him do the talking, and yet even he had a note of smugness in his voice as he did.
¡°It caught us by surprise,¡± He lied, ¡°Took some quick thinking on our part to take it down, but we managed it in the end. How much are they worth exactly?¡±
Corvan eyed the creature, then turned back with a sorry smile.
¡°Alas, despite their ferocity, troll corpses are not worth much as a rule. I could take it off your hands for¡Perhaps a few silver off your debt Being generous, they are of some alchemical value.¡±
¡°This corpse is worth fifty silver, easily.¡± Shango contradicted, evenly. It was only then I realised that he¡¯d known the entire time, but the reason for his lie still escaped me. Corvan¡¯s face was beet red at having been caught out.
¡°Forty.¡± He snapped. ¡°I¡¯m the only magus who¡¯ll have use for it in this town, and we both know it.¡±
Shango took a moment to weigh that, and in the end nodded in agreement.
¡°Forty it is.¡± He sighed, gesturing to the corpse, then stiffening and carrying on. ¡°...We need treatment for Solitaire, too.¡±
The magus snorted at that, smugness suddenly returning to his face with a vengeance.
¡°I can heal him.¡± He noted. ¡°Of course arcane healing is hard, and expensive. It¡¯d be another¡Seventy silver for a wound like that.¡±
Shango seemed like he was about to accept, face contorted in bitterness, then Solitaire spoke up. He¡¯d been awake the entire time, not nearly as hurt as me, simply lying against the troll, too wounded to move around or even spare enough energy for speech. He spoke now, though, biting tongue cutting out with all the vigour it usually did. His carved-up arm might¡¯ve been a paper cut.
¡°We don¡¯t need magical healing.¡± He declared, wincing even at the strain it took him to do that much. Both me and Shango eyed our friend as if he were insane, because he fucking was, but Solitaire only eyed us back defiantly.
¡°Your arm-¡± Shango tried, then halted as Solitaire¡¯s voice bludgeoned his own to one side and crushed it underfoot.
¡°-My arm is badly hurt, but most of the issue is blood loss which has already been stemmed. I¡¯m not getting much worse now anyway, all we need is disinfectant, proper stitching to make sure my condition doesn¡¯t plummet farther and I¡¯ll be fine in a few weeks.¡±
Shango shot back quickly, affronted by our friend¡¯s suicidal stupidity.
¡°A few weeks with you out of commission might get us killed.¡± He growled, but Solitaire had a thoughtful look in his eye at that, soon glancing to the magus.
¡°Can you give us a moment to speak?¡± He asked. Corvan grinned, apparently already sure we¡¯d be forking over the money for a magical healing session.
¡°Be quick about it.¡± The magus ordered, moving into the back room. The moment he was gone, Solitaire turned back to Shango.
¡°Quickly, pull that menu of yours up again. I have a sneaking suspicion there¡¯s going to be another change.¡±
Chapter 12
Shango¡¯s POV: Day 9
Current Wealth: 5 silver
Current Debt: 6 gold 15 silver
[Appraisal]
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Class: Emperor
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Level: 3
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Condition: Worn
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Modifiers: +1 Toughness
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Statistics: Strength 5(4), Speed 5(4), Dexterity 6(5), Stamina 5(4), Toughness 6, Alertness 8, Charisma 9, Intelligence 9
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Inventory: Jeans, shirt, jacket, dagger
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Class Abilities: Appraisal I
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Current Experience Points: 73/120
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Unspent Skillpoints: 1
It strained my eyes, and my mind, but apparently I could look at unspent Skillpoints and experience at the same time. That was useful.
Well, probably not actually, but it was just convenient enough to be worth the headache. And it confirmed that we¡¯d benefitted from the troll-slaying. Probably? I shared my findings with the others.
Solitaire was the first to answer, battered though he still was.
¡°Do me,¡± He demanded, eager enough that his voice actually drew a pained snarl from him. I hurried up, if only to keep the idiot from oozing everywhere in his excitement.
[Appraisal]
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Class: Revolutionary
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Level: 3
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Condition: Critical
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Modifiers: None
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Statistics: Strength 6(2), Speed 6(2), Dexterity 8(3), Stamina 5(0), Toughness 6, Alertness 8(5), Charisma 3(2), Intelligence 10
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Inventory: Jeans, T-shirt, flick knife, rocks(x5), dagger
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Class Abilities: Detect Element I
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Current Experience Points: 73/120
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Unspent Skillpoints: 1
¡°You¡¯ve gained experience too.¡± I grinned, then eyed Beam.
[Appraisal]
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Class: Dragonknight
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Level: 2
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Condition: Fine
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Modifiers: None
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Statistics: Strength 8, Speed 8, Dexterity 8, Stamina 9, Toughness 7, Alertness 8, Charisma 6, Intelligence 5
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Inventory: Jeans, flannel shirt, spear
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Class Abilities: Beloved I
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Current Experience Points: 0/110
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Unspent Skillpoints: 1
¡°And so have you.¡±
So we¡¯d all gotten stronger, but why? The troll was worth a hundred points, were the bandits just worth none? Did specifically humans not give experience? What was going on?
Solitaire, annoyingly, was the one to pose the most likely theory.
¡°It¡¯s Vampire: the Masquerade style experience.¡± He explained, awfully smug for a man outputting enough blood to fingerpaint.
I, not being a nerd, and even having sex with women on occasion, was a bit confused.
¡°Explain.¡± I demanded. He did.
¡°We get experience for accomplishing our tasks, not for killing enemies. Surviving, saving Beam, dragging that troll back, etc. So we can only expect to receive power-ups as a reward for actually getting things done.¡± He grinned. ¡°It seems that what constitutes a task is a bit arbitrary, since we didn¡¯t get anything for making it to town, but this is still very good news.¡±
I didn¡¯t need him to explain why. If we had a system like that, it could be damned flexible. For all we knew we could gain experience and grow stronger by just making money, becoming landlords or something. We might not even need to risk our necks at all.
Then again, if we weren¡¯t marching out into the wild, we wouldn¡¯t get much benefit from becoming arrow proof in the first place. Either way, a matter for later. At the moment we were still very, very killable. And sitting on unused Skillpoints.
I focused, drawing on my experiences over the last mission- fuck, of course, it really was based on accomplished goals- and feeling it congeal in my mind. For the second time I tried to move it into Intelligence, focusing more intently on how this time.
Neurons, I decided. They were the best predictor of intelligence in animals. Humans had sixteen billion in our cerebral cortex, chimpanzees around six. Dogs, a mere five hundred million. How many extras could I manage with my level-up?
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Apparently none. The power simply refused to move in that direction, and I was left growling my annoyance out again.
¡°I can¡¯t make myself smarter.¡± I spat, glancing at my friends. ¡°Anybody have any ideas why?¡±
Solitaire had a look that told me he¡¯d tried exactly the same thing, and met the same result.
¡°...Maybe it just doesn¡¯t work for anyone?¡± He suggested, thinking now. ¡°It makes sense. If one level-up is noticeable, what would we do with a dozen? A hundred?¡±
I considered that. How big was the difference between eight Strength and five? Very. So what about eight Intelligence vs eighteen?
It was hard to imagine, considering the annoyingly noticeable gap already separating me and Solitaire, that a man with Intelligence even approaching twenty would have much difficulty achieving anything. I wasn¡¯t sure whether we were talking steam or nuclear, but he¡¯d definitely be changing this world¡¯s technology in less than a single lifespan even with no more starting knowledge than everyone else. Doing all the things to it that a human would to sticks, stones and twine when dropped into a society of apes. Perhaps a society of dogs.
Reluctantly, I turned my focus back to the other stats. Alright, so I couldn¡¯t figure out how to travel through time, talk people into suicide with a two minute conversation and deduce people¡¯s life stories at a glance. There were other means of survival, ones that might actually be more immediately helpful than just having a bigger brain. I put my point into Toughness again.
The familiar sensation returned, skin tightening, muscles grinding, bones quivering as energy suffused every inch of me. By the time it was done, I¡¯d been so overwhelmed that the sensation of change barely even registered. But I did notice it. I felt hardier, more solid. And I checked my screen eagerly.
[Appraisal]
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Class: Emperor
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Level: 3
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Condition: Worn
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Modifiers: Toughness+2
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Statistics: Strength 5(4), Speed 5(4), Dexterity 6(5), Stamina 5(4), Toughness 7, Alertness 8, Charisma 9, Intelligence 9
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Inventory: Jeans, shirt, jacket, dagger
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Class Abilities: Appraisal I
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Current Experience Points: 73/120
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Unspent Skillpoints: 0
I snatched a glance at my friends, suddenly curious what they¡¯d gone for.
[Appraisal]
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Class: Revolutionary
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Level: 3
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Condition: Critical
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Modifiers: +1 Speed, +1 Toughness
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Statistics: Strength 6(2), Speed 7(3), Dexterity 8(3), Stamina 5(0), Toughness 7, Alertness 8(5), Charisma 3(2), Intelligence 10
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Inventory: Jeans, T-shirt, flick knife, rocks(x5), dagger, bow
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Class Abilities: Detect Element I
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Current Experience Points: 73/120
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Unspent Skillpoints: 0
Solitaire had chosen Speed? Well I could hardly blame him, actually, the option of sprinting away from that troll- or a few extra feet per second to our side steps- might¡¯ve saved a certain someone half his arm.
Beam was next, though, and if anything I was more curious about his menu than Solitaire¡¯s. He¡¯d not even spent a point before now.
[Appraisal]
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Class: Dragonknight
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Level: 2
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Condition: Fine
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Modifiers: +1 Strength
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Statistics: Strength 9, Speed 8, Dexterity 8, Stamina 9, Toughness 7, Alertness 8, Charisma 6, Intelligence 5
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Inventory: Jeans, flannel shirt, spear
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Class Abilities: Beloved I
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Current Experience points: 0/110
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Unspent Skillpoints: 0
Strength? Well, actually, perhaps it made sense. Toughness might not be possible to increase high enough to make much difference in troll-hunts for a while, and our ability to stab through their tough hides and musculature had been horribly ineffective with the last.
I actually almost caught myself regretting my own choice for a moment. Then I noticed something very interesting.
¡°Ca- Beam,¡± I began, ¡°We have the same Toughness stat.¡±
He eyed me, sceptical.
¡°You¡Sure?¡± Was his answer. He was trying to be polite, obviously, but he might¡¯ve saved himself the bother. I¡¯ve been reliably informed I have the build of a ten year-old girl, while he, as established with exhaustive detail, is a literal olympian.
And yet the numbers didn¡¯t lie. Apparently my sixty kilogram ass- well, probably more like fifty-five now- had just as much damage-soaking ability as his eighty kilo length of muscle and sinew.
Solitaire let out a laugh.
¡°Good!¡± He declared. ¡°That¡¯s a helluva difference to be seeing already, I look forward to not dying when something farts on us one day.¡±
We shared a grin, which lasted about a second, then evaporated as a certain fucker stepped back into the front of the shop.
¡°Time¡¯s up.¡± Magus Corvan snapped, affixing all three of us with a sneering glare. ¡°What¡¯ll it be, you getting healed or not?¡±
All eyes turned to me, and I resisted the sudden urge to start hitting my friends for leaving this decision squarely in my lap. I weighed the matter.
If we healed Solitaire magically, we¡¯d only worsen our debt with this trip. On the other hand it would leave us where we¡¯d started- except with spent experience, slightly better stats and more knowledge of troll hunting for our next outing.
Withholding our money, though, would leave us with an alleviated debt. Forty silver, out of six gold. Which would leave five gold and ten silver still unpaid. It wasn¡¯t a huge chunk, no matter how you sliced it. Barely even a chip in the great financial wall looming before us.
So, did I value a head start in reducing that, or did I value a chance for a do-over with better odds than before? Either one could screw us in both the short and long run.
For all I thought about it, the matter really didn¡¯t take that long to be decided. Solitaire¡¯s bowmanship had been a big part of what let us take the last troll down, we needed that, as well as whatever other skills he might save us with. In the end, we¡¯d have to take another step into debt before we had enough space for a running start on our jump free.
Yeah, that sounded logical. Hopefully it¡¯d only take a few dozen repetitions before I had myself actually believing it.
¡°We¡¯ll take the healing.¡± I said at last, hating every word that came out of my mouth. Solitaire eyed me, but he didn¡¯t glare. That was something at least.
The healing process was amazing, obviously. It was fucking magic. But the wonderful nature of the arcane was a bit less impressive when it was just serving to add another weight around your ankle. I found myself looking away halfway through, partially from bitterness, partially from apathy.
Solitaire was healthy and fine by the end of it, that was all that mattered. We said our goodbyes to Corvan- which consisted largely of a set of ¡°fuck you¡±s, and took our leave from his shop, stepping outside just in time for the dark. And the cold.
A few more silver jingled away in our bag, and we spent them on a night in one of the town¡¯s cheaper, shittier inns. The walls were thin, windows wood and open to the air. Every time a breeze hit the building¡¯s exterior, at least a tenth of it rolled in to torture us inside, and we spent our entire night shivering, coughing and groaning in a corner, wrapped in our wafer-thin blankets and cursing the world.
People knew we were in pain. They knew we were suffering, that we needed help- help they had full power to give. And yet nobody lifted a damned finger, they all just¡Ignored us.
More than once, I glanced at Solitiare, and found him staring out into nothing at all. Thinking, always thinking.
I did some thinking of my own, back to when he¡¯d stoved that bandit¡¯s head in. The hammer we¡¯d long since abandoned, it would be far too risky carrying stolen goods through town, but I could still picture it vividly as anything. Almost as vividly as the look on his face when he swung it. Not cold, like the ice around us. Hot. Molten, like the blood and brains he was spilling out into the snow.
Why had Solitaire killed him? For his teeth, and pragmatism, and our friend? I wasn¡¯t so sure. He¡¯d always been angry, always been furious, even, at the world itself. At the humans- always humans, never people, in his words- who ignored all the evils he saw around us at every hour of the day.
Redacle was worse than our world had been in centuries, and its people were no less than you¡¯d expect. If he got the chance, if he had the power, would he kill more of them?
I genuinely had no clue at all, and somehow I felt cold as we pressed our shoulders together for warmth, even despite the heat his body radiated.
We were what we experienced, I knew that better than anyone. And for the rest of that night, I was left wondering what the fuck this new world was doing to my friend.
Chapter 13
Beam¡¯s POV: Day 10
Current Wealth: 4 silver 20 copper
Current Debt: 6 gold 44 silver
A full thirty copper pieces for one room over one night felt like a rip-off, to me, but apparently we didn¡¯t have had many options. Had I known the sort of night we were into I might¡¯ve been more insistent on sleeping elsewhere.
The room was better than our little snow mounds and fires, but only just. We emerged from it like butterflies from a cocoon, if the butterflies in question had mistakenly cocooned themselves inside one of those C.I.A sensory deprivation tanks Solitaire kept insisting Osama Binladen was being stored in. Stiff, achy, still cold and fatigued.
We had enough leftover coins for a meal, at least. A dozen copper bought us some bread, soup, etc. The church turned us away though, apparently they¡¯d heard word that we could afford to be sleeping in inns, and didn¡¯t take kindly to freeloaders.
Which was fair enough, honestly. We¡¯d all been in the place of full-on poverty already, and it felt wrong to ask for charity reserved for people still trapped there. But it still screwed us a bit. Looked like keeping ourselves decently fed would be costing more than expecting.
I looked down, feeling my body, frowning at the withering that¡¯d started to take it over. I¡¯d kept up my exercises ever since waking up, or at least as close as I could manage, but there was a lot more to being a modern-day olympian than just putting in the hours of training. I needed protein, and a dozen other things I couldn¡¯t even remember the names of. We were barely even getting meat, let alone modern supplements.
My muscles were fading away, fast. I hadn¡¯t lost a point of Strength yet, but I had a feeling that that was still coming. If I¡¯d been conscious and exerting myself for the five days of starvation, maybe I¡¯d already be dropping down the stat scale.
¡°What¡¯s our next move?¡± I asked the other two, speaking through a mouthful of stew. It had been expensive to get a bowl with actual meat in it, but I¡¯d insisted. I needed to maintain as much of the head start modernity had given me as was possible.
Solitaire answered with certainty, Shango with doubt.
¡°Another troll.¡± The former declared.
¡°I don¡¯t know.¡± Sighed the latter.
They eyed one another, with Solitaire making his case first.
¡°We¡¯re better equipped to take one on now, stronger, more experienced. Our one disadvantage is we have three arrows instead of five, but that¡¯s easily fixed.¡±
I saw him wince at the mention of our arrows, he was the one who¡¯d broken two, yanking them out of the creature¡¯s back. Probably saved our lives in the process, mind, but still not great long term.
¡°We could buy more arrows.¡± I suggested, and Solitaire chewed on it.
¡°What do you think, Shango?¡± He asked at last.
Shango hesitated. He¡¯d been doing that a lot today, ever since we¡¯d finally kicked back in our room. I could imagine why. The frantic scramble for food, warmth, and water of the last few days had kept me from really registering anything that¡¯d happened to us, but settling down in our shitty inn had brought a few hours with nothing to do. So I¡¯d finally had the luxury of thought.
My experience in Redacle so far had been fairly limited. I missed home, missed my family and friends, but all of that was somehow dull and distant even with long stretches of downtime. I¡¯d still not asked about any particulars from when Solitaire and Shango had headed out to save me, but even I¡¯d figured out they¡¯d done something that Shango at least regretted in the process.
Maybe I¡¯m just a coward, because I was too scared to ask about what it was. All I did was watch and wait for him to swallow it all again before giving his answer.
¡°We go troll hunting.¡± He sighed, throat tight with worry. We all shared a solemn nod at that, taking a moment to let the shock of finally deciding on a target wear off. Then we were walking.
Our first destination now was a fletcher, because we needed arrows. Ideally we¡¯d have just stocked up on fifty of the things and pelted all the trolls we encountered from afar until they were pincushions, but there were limits to strategies like that.
The first was that, apparently, mediaeval longbow arrows are actually surprisingly heavy. Each one was close to two ounces- sixty grams in non freedom units- so even just the ten we ended up with weighed over a pound put together.
It wouldn¡¯t have been an unmanageable weight if he hadn¡¯t also had the issue of actually carrying them. All of us had pockets, but we didn¡¯t have bags, and those cost extra. A decent sack of burlap would¡¯ve set us back the better part of a silver coin, and even that would only let us transport them to the fighting. A quiver, fitted for our freakishly tall frames? Well those were going for more than we had.
The woods greeted us as they usually did: by trying to kill us. We were used to it by now, though, and wrapped up nice and snug. One thing we¡¯d decided had been worth our dwindling coins were some thick furs to cover ourselves with, and they were magic for keeping the heat in. Made me wonder why our modern clothes had been so shit.
Made me glad that we hadn¡¯t indulged in a bath, even as the reek of my friends slowly progressed along the spectrum of chemical warfare.
As it turned out, troll hunting was actually quite easy. Well, troll finding was at least. Bloody big noses, trolls, capable of finding you first from miles away. But brains smaller than a person¡¯s fist, so they made quite a bit of noise while they charged their way on over.
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Just like last time, we had as much time to prepare as we could¡¯ve asked for.
Except this time we¡¯d rearranged our strategy a bit, and gotten a few advantages we hadn¡¯t before.
Shango went up the tree, now. We¡¯d spent the better part of our journey practising his marksmanship. Tossing logs into the air for him to shoot, trying to hit particular branches, that sort of thing. It probably tripled, even quadrupled the length of our walk, but we¡¯d set off barely after dawn anyway, which gave us plenty of daylight to burn. And the result was that, after hours of practice, his marksmanship was almost not shit.
Well, okay, that¡¯s unfair. Sure he didn¡¯t have my coordination, but he had a particular way of judging things that I wasn¡¯t sure I¡¯d have ever matched without my exhaustive training. It felt much more like the way Solitaire gauged things, almost mathematical. He wasn¡¯t going to be shooting any apples out of people¡¯s mouths, but he was absolute tits when it came to hitting a moving target. Actually out-performed me when Solitaire was tossing the bigger logs up.
More importantly, his accuracy improved a lot faster than his general combat ability could have. And even though his frame was fairly unimpressive by earth standards, he easily had the strength required to draw this world¡¯s standard longbows on account of not having sixteen ounces of lead dust in his blood where the protein should¡¯ve been. So long as he didn¡¯t have to fire for more than a few minutes straight, he¡¯d do fine.
Solitaire and I had a much less safe and cosy position. I was right where I¡¯d been before, bringing up the front and tasked with not dying for as long as I could manage. Solitaire was helping me, and the hope was that between his bigger frame and natural meanness, he¡¯d do a much better job of leaking the troll¡¯s strength away while I kept it distracted.
In truth there were about a hundred things we¡¯d rather have accounted for that none of us had, but the closest we came to actually doing anything about that was spending an extra few minutes hauling a thirty pound rock up into the tree with Shango.
According to Solitaire, we were looking at around five to eight hundred joules of kinetic energy if it was dropped on our enemy from that height. Neither of us knew what that meant, and we didn¡¯t need to to figure out that having a brick the size of a toddler smacking the top of your skull would hurt. We called him a nerd and prepared for the fight.
The roar of a troll, the sound of something heavy smashing through thickets, snow being scraped and barged aside, then a big, grey streak closed in on us from far ahead. I readied myself for it to attack, spear high, feet planted, breathing steadied. It came on just like the last one had, a hairy ball of screaming, vicious asshole zeroing in on me like a meteor.
Much like the last one, it started getting pelted with arrows before it closed in. The first missed, the second caught its chest, the third its shoulder. Then it was within spearing range. Shango wasn¡¯t the only one who¡¯d gotten tips from Solitaire on our way here, and I put mine to use with earnest. Aiming low now, letting the spearpoint bite deep into the inner-thigh of the troll and lunging to one side, dropping my weapon instantly and rolling to avoid a collision.
It slowed to a stop, rounding on me just in time to leave its back exposed for Solitaire¡¯s own attack. Both knives came down hard into the rear of one knee. Another arrow hit its side near-simultaneously.
With one flexed arm, Solitaire was sent flying away, and it was my turn to engage again. I closed, knife out, teeth gritted and thrusting with a stab that broke the skin, but not much else. It flailed at me, the way I was learning trolls tended to do, and I ducked again. Solitaire was still getting to his feet, absolutely fucked by the impact he¡¯d taken even without the sharp bits to worsen it, which meant I was on my own for a few moments. Excellent. No chance of anyone else getting hurt again.
A claw swiped high, and I went low. The troll¡¯s giant body closed in only for me to do likewise, pinning my knife outstretched between us and letting our combined momentum drive six inches of metal deep between a pair of ribs. I was knocked clean off my feet, thrown back to land badly and roll awkwardly. I came up quick enough. The troll was still reeling as I did- the only thing that saved me, I guessed- with the knife stuck clean in its chest. I turned and sprinted in the other direction, opening enough distance for Shango¡¯s shot to be clean.
It was, another arrow, landed deep into the troll¡¯s leg. It roared in a way that had me cringing, like nails on a chalkboard, and I looked back to assess the damage.
Blood fountained from its thigh, arterial in volume and steaming in the cold air. I¡¯d seen the other troll bleed more before it went down, but not by a lot. We were close to finishing this one. This was no time for a retreat.
I stopped just in time for it to start, squared my feet and waited for its approach. Another arrow caught it in the chest metres from me, and I was jumping an instant before impact.
Drop kicks are never a good idea. There¡¯s precious few exceptions to this general rule, and all are situational.
For one thing you need to be close to olympian in your physique to do them properly. I was an olympian, normally, and I could only hope that I¡¯d not lost that much through starvation. The second requirement is that you need an enemy you know for a fact is slower, dumber and clumsier than you. One apeman; check. The final requirement is more just the sort of situation where, if the above two conditions are met, it might actually be worth doing. You need an enemy too tough to realistically hurt with any of your much fucking easier and safer kicks. Check.
The troll probably wouldn¡¯t have blinked at a haymaker from Mike Tyson, but my drop-kick was hard enough that it actually springboarded my own body about a yard backwards off the creature¡¯s sternum. Even that monster stumbled, as might a smaller tree, and it was given just enough pause for two things to happen.
Shango shot it again, and Solitaire knifed it clean in the neck from a dead sprint.
The arrow left a nice big opening, and the blade hit cleanly. Driven through skin, muscle and fat by all the force of a grown man crossing twenty feet every second.
Truth be told, I¡¯d never actually seen an artery get cut open before then. Solitaire had, going by his reaction, or lack thereof. It took about a second for any blood at all to be visible, and less than three for it to be soaking the troll¡¯s entire neck and shoulder. Within another ten the creature seemed half painted, legs weakening beneath it as it dropped down to lie face-down, slackening, weakening.
Maybe the last one had died to a nicked artery, actually. This one looked almost identical in how it moved before passing on. I felt just as queasy at the sight.
Shango came down from his tree with a lot more grace than Solitaire apparently had last time, climbing slow and steady, not simply jumping and hoping the snow let him live. We all circled the creature¡¯s body, but only after he¡¯d put the rest of his arrows into it.
Dead, alright. Dead as a doornail. According to Solitaire it was small, as had the last one been, but as far as I was concerned the thing couldn¡¯t have been small enough. Better an easier fight than a bigger reward. We¡¯d get plenty of silver either way.
Just moments after we took its arms and started pulling, though, everything went wrong. The sound reached us, snapping undergrowth, pounding feet, and the flit of movement far ahead reached our eyes. But it was faster than before.
Another troll, hurtling towards us far more quickly than the last two. Too quickly for us to take our familiar positions before it burst out through the needle trees, revealing a body three feet higher and probably a ton heavier than the one lying dead at our feet.
¡°Fuck.¡± Solitaire breathed, just an instant before it charged.
Chapter 14
Shango¡¯s POV: Day 10
Current Wealth: 2 silver 11 copper
Current Debt: 6 gold 44 silver 20 copper
In my admittedly limited experience of fighting trolls, I had to say that, so far, I certainly preferred to do it from quite high up in a tree. Unfortunately, I was faced with a pair of issues in my current situation. The first, of course, was that there wasn¡¯t really much time to get into one. And the second was that even if I did¡I wasn¡¯t entirely sure that the giant fucking animal staring me down at the moment couldn¡¯t have just jumped up and snatched me off the branch.
My mind raced, and I thought about a million thoughts in a second. They led me to perhaps the only conclusion they could have, and I raised the bow to start putting arrows in the thing.
The troll was here, it had seen us, it was going to kill us. With a bit of luck I¡¯d hurt it enough that the stupid fucking animal bled or rotted to death after the fact.
I tightened my eyes even as I tightened the bowstring, staring at the creature, seeing what I could glean about it. The menu came up quickly enough.
[Appraisal]
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Species: Troll
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Level: 15
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Condition, Fine
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Modifiers: None
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Statistics: Strength 30, Speed 7, Dexterity 1, Stamina 5, Toughness 30, Alertness 3, Charisma -, Intelligence -5
That marked the first time I¡¯d managed to bring my Menu up in the heat of battle, shame I was too busy worrying about having my head chewed off to feel any pride about the fact.
Thirty strength, thirty toughness. So we¡¯re fucked then?
I loosed an arrow anyway, almost as much out of curiosity for what it¡¯d do than any actual hope of hurting the thing. True to expectations, the barb- hastily torn from the dead troll¡¯s flesh- simply bounced off the larger one and went spinning out through the air with barely a drop of blood drawn.
And got its attention. Beady eyes turned on me, and the creature hunched low to sprint forwards. I gave myself two, maybe three seconds before impact. Nothing I could do about it, except hope I died quicker instead of slower.
The sound of a heavy, metallic thud caught my ear perhaps a tenth of a second before the grey streak flitted by in my vision. Not troll sized, nor troll speed, this moved more like my arrows.
And it hit the creature about as hard as those arrows might have, if they¡¯d been fired from a cannon instead of a bow.
It stuck in deep, displacing a jet of blood and sending the creature sidelong with a confused, dazed backstep. My eyes were already on the shooter, finding two newcomers on the scene. One was tall, the other short and broad, both wore armour made of full steel plates. Given the cold that was almost a superhuman feat in and of itself. Only one had the crossbow, the other was coming in with some big meaty blade made of a metal too light in colouration to be iron or steel. Both had visors down, and their faces were hidden completely, but I recognised them in an instant.
I had, after all, worked with the man who¡¯d written them first into the world of Redacle.
Witchfinder Elites, the holy soldiers in our setting¡¯s ongoing war against the forces of evil. They were assholes, most of them, but in this particular situation, against this particular enemy, I couldn¡¯t think of a group I¡¯d rather be seeing make a sudden appearance than them.
The two of them moved without any sort of communication passing between them, or at least any sort that I could see, and yet despite the fact, both of them seemed perfectly in unison. The one with the crossbow reloaded, forcibly turning some huge wheel geared up to the weapon and dragging its string back along limbs of thick steel. His ally was already sprinting ahead to cover him while he did, broadsword held ready and thirsting for blood.
I¡¯d like to proudly say that I charged in right behind him, gripping my bow by one end to heroically bludgeon the troll with it in place of a better weapon. I¡¯d like to say that, but I didn¡¯t of course, because I actually have a functioning cerebral cortex. Instead I stood where I was and watched the steelshod lunatic rush in himself and start hacking at the creature¡¯s leg.
Almost before I could even react myself, it reached down and swiped for him, body moving far more quickly than anything of half its mass should¡¯ve been able to manage. The Witchfinder rolled out of the way like he was a Dark Souls character, rising faster than thought and slashing again at the still-outstretched fingers. Steel hit flesh, and came out the victor. Two taloned digits dropped into the snow, blood raining down around them.
The troll didn¡¯t like that one bit, and definitely didn¡¯t like the arrow that whistled neatly into its eye an instant after. More blood, this time joined by sticky, syrupy jelly dribbling down one swollen cheek, and now there was a sharp cry running out through the forest while the monster flailed and thrashed, stamping around, kicking several times my own bodyweight of snow into the air as it spasmed.
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Obviously, the man fighting it was an expert, because he did a perfect job of weaving around its frantic stomps and slashing again and again, opening up long, deep gashes in the creature¡¯s leathery body, any one of which would¡¯ve been a mortal wound if he¡¯d been chopping at something human-sized. They did enough to leak the monster, in any case, causing pain and weakness both as it slowly lost speed, legs becoming shaky under it.
Perhaps he noticed, too. Perhaps that was why he got cocky and went for a headshot. Maybe he was just stupid, I really couldn¡¯t say. But I do know the effort didn¡¯t work out. One moment his sword was carving some neat calligraphy into the monster¡¯s forehead, the next its giant fist came out of nowhere and caught the side of the Witchfinder¡¯s head.
His feet left the ground, then his back found a tree growing some dozen feet back. He bounced off it, landing in the snow and sinking easily a foot under the weight of his armour. The Witchfinder was quicker in standing than any of us would¡¯ve been, even with all the metal on him, but the troll was quicker still. Another impact smashed his body against the wood, then another, then another. Crossbow bolts thudded into the animal¡¯s giant back, but they barely seemed to annoy it all of a sudden, even as steam and smoke started coiling out from the places they were stuck.
I considered helping, I really did. And that¡¯s not me being a stand-up guy either. I could hear metal plates grinding apart and bones breaking even from where I was standing ten metres back, I don¡¯t think anyone could¡¯ve just ignored the sound.
But I just stayed where I was. We all did, staring and watching until the Witchfinder fell down as a mangled, ruined smear of pulped meat and spilled ichor. Then the troll turned, beady eyes falling on the remaining crossbowman. Sweeping across us.
Beam was insane too. I¡¯d forgotten that little tidbit, until he started moving and instantly attracted the thing¡¯s attention.
Well, alright, he probably wasn¡¯t just acting on impulse. In all likelihood he¡¯d realised the thing was about to attack the other Witchfinder, and that this time it wouldn¡¯t have to fight a melee specialist powerful enough to hold their own. He¡¯d probably gauged how fast it¡¯d catch up to any human, and accounted for that fact when he decided to buy our new ally some more time to stick it with arrows. I imagine his show of quick thinking and tactics was as praiseworthy as some of the best in history, and might even have won him some award in a righteous world.
Still, fuck him, because he was stood right next to me when he took off, and the troll made a direct beeline for all of us at once. I¡¯d guess that hadn¡¯t been in his little calculations. Fortunately I was already running before his lack of a warning could cause any issues, my instincts for blatant cowardice proving just as fast as his instincts for battle.
Ten yards separated us from the monster, and we¡¯d started running first. With that in mind it was fucking incredible how little time it took to be breathing down our necks. We ran like our lives depended on it, because they did, Solitaire right beside us, death looming somewhere between our lower intestines and assholes. Not one of us even glanced at the pursuer, because not one of us had the speed to spare.
Our aim was instantly chosen and quickly approached, a row of close-growing trees some thirty feet ahead. It was as far from us as the troll was, which, as Solitaire would later tell me, meant that our success came down to one crucial factor.
Was the monster more than twice our speed?
It was, as it happened. Closing, closing, closing. By the time we were five metres from the trees, it was four from us. By the time we were just three strides short of freedom we were within its reach.
And then the crossbow bolt hit it in the face.
We didn¡¯t see the impact, but this close, and with that much sheer power, we actually heard the sound of flesh giving way and teeth getting torn out of gums by the metal point¡¯s path into the monster¡¯s mouth. It bought us a precious second by sending it rearing up and snarling, then we were all in-between the trees, feeling their branches snag our clothes and taking solace in knowing they were close enough together that the monster couldn¡¯t have even fit between them.
Granted, our newfound joy died a bit as we saw it rip one of the fucking things out of the ground.
They weren¡¯t big trees, barely twenty feet high each. Maybe they were even saplings. Still, however much strength it took to do that, it wasn¡¯t a force we¡¯d be fighting. We couldn¡¯t leave the outcropping, this fifteen-foot stretch of huddling wood was our only safety, which meant we¡¯d be stuck waiting for the troll to tear its way in and start killing.
Another crossbow bolt hit it, and it ripped out another tree. One more tree came free just as the third bolt caught an elbow, and the troll seemed to get a bit distracted. Two bolts both managed to hit an ear and a kidney one after the other, finally drawing its attention to the shooter.
That was when Beam stabbed it in the balls.
I for one have never received a spear to the testicles, but going by the reaction it got, the experience probably isn¡¯t great. Granted Beam didn¡¯t manage to get much penetration, and the troll wasn¡¯t exactly losing a lot of blood, but the thirty or so seconds it spent thrashing and screaming made all the difference in the world.
Solitaire, being the massive nerd he is, counted the wounds while it died. Later on he told me there¡¯d been twenty nine. Each one lost a litre or more of blood, on average, and that seemed to be the magic amount. Just like the two weaker ones before it, the giga-troll collapsed into the snow. Body twitching one final time, the way dead bodies apparently did, wounds still smouldering where the crossbow bolts jutted out of them. My nostrils burned with the smell of charcoal as I stared at it, silver reacting with the creature¡¯s magical flesh. I spent a few minutes soaking the sight up.
Then Solitaire snapped me out of it, elbowing me sharply.
¡°Stats, now,¡± He breathed. ¡°Before Sir Wanksalot comes over.¡±
I glanced up, saw the Witchfinder was going to check on what was left of his comrade, and recognised the small window we had to examine ourselves. Hastily, I pulled my menu up.
[Appraisal]
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Class: Emperor
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Level: 6
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Condition: Worn
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Modifiers: +2 Toughness
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Statistics: Strength 5(4), Speed 5(4), Dexterity 6(5), Stamina 5(4), Toughness 7, Alertness 8, Charisma 9, Intelligence 9
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Inventory: Jeans, shirt, jacket, dagger
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Class Abilities: Appraisal II
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Current Experience Points: 23/150
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Unspent Skillpoints: 3
It was a Herculean feat of will that I didn¡¯t audibly squee on the spot.
Chapter 15
Shango¡¯s POV: Day 10
Current Wealth: 2 silver 11 copper
Current Debt: 6 gold 44 silver 20 copper
Three Skillpoints, three. That was more than I¡¯d have dared hope for from this trip.
But of course it was. We¡¯d killed one troll, and that had been the plan. The second was utterly spontaneous, and given the sheer size of it I was half convinced we¡¯d been cheated with even this reward-
But no, there was no time for thoughts like that, I had some fucking powers to improve. I turned to my friends while the Witchfinder did whatever to his new partner-shaped smear, bringing up their menus just like I had my own and fighting back the urge to literally vibrate with glee as I almost dared to imagine myself one day winning a fight easily.
[Appraisal]
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Class: Revolutionary
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Level: 6
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Condition: Worn
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Modifiers: +1 Speed, +1 Toughness
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Statistics: Strength 6(5), Speed 7(6), Dexterity 8, Stamina 5(4), Toughness 7, Alertness 8, Charisma 3, Intelligence 10
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Inventory: Jeans, T-shirt, flick knife, rocks(x6), dagger, bow
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Class Abilities: Detect Element II
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Current Experience Points: 73/150
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Unspent Skillpoints: 3
[Appraisal]
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Class: Dragonknight
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Level: 5
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Condition: Fine
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Modifiers: +1 Strength
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Statistics: Strength 9, Speed 8, Dexterity 8, Stamina 9, Toughness 7, Alertness 8, Charisma 6, Intelligence 5
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Inventory: Jeans, flannel shirt, spear
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Class Abilities: Beloved II
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Current Experience Points: 120/140
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Unspent Skillpoints: 3
I grinned, telling both Solitaire and Beam about their new powers even as I saw the two of them figuring it all out on their own. None of us said much, after that, all having something far more important to focus on. The only exchange between us was some idle questioning about the big troll¡¯s stats, and some widening eyes upon hearing them.
Toughness again. I saw no other choice, it hadn¡¯t saved me this time, but it could have. There was a nugget of doubt in my mind at the selection now, after seeing what that troll could do one-armed I was dubious I¡¯d ever be resilient enough to withstand this world¡¯s biggest threats, but if nothing else I could widen my odds against the smaller beasts. Or humans. I funnelled all of my Skillpoints with a practice that was deepening every time I gained a new one, letting the glorious sensation wash over me.
[Appraisal]
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Class: Emperor
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Level: 6
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Condition: Worn
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Modifiers: Toughness+5
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Statistics: Strength 5(4), Speed 5(4), Dexterity 6(5), Stamina 5(4), Toughness 10, Alertness 8, Charisma 9, Intelligence 9
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Inventory: Jeans, shirt, jacket, dagger
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Class Abilities: Appraisal II
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Current Experience Points: 73/150
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Unspent Skillpoints: 0
I did feel different, now. Warmer. It was like the winds had died down around me, the snow half-thawed mid air. All the heat that the woodland had been drawing from my flesh was resisting eviction, now clinging to me far more fiercely than before, and I felt feeling slowly bleed back into the tips of my fingers and toes .
There¡¯s a lot I¡¯ve experienced since coming to Redacle, things that continued for years after these first few weeks, but even to this day, not many measured up to the experience of seeing, feeling, that I was gaining tangible progress from my rising numbers. Growing stronger, safer, more secure in my place.
I caught the growing feeling of invincibility and throttled it to nothing. I was level fucking six, and I had no delusions that a solid hit from that giant troll would¡¯ve been the end for me even now. The very beginning was no time to be getting cocky at all. Not in a world where the levels went to fifty or higher.
[Appraisal]
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Class: Revolutionary
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Level: 6
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Condition: Worn
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Modifiers: +4 Speed, +1 Toughness
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Statistics: Strength 6(5), Speed 11(10), Dexterity 8, Stamina 5(4), Toughness 7, Alertness 8, Charisma 3, Intelligence 10
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Inventory: Jeans, T-shirt, flick knife, rocks(x6), dagger
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Class Abilities: Detect Element II
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Current Experience Points: 73/150
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Unspent Skillpoints: 0
Solitaire had chosen Speed again. I was almost tempted to question him, but it would have been an instinctive, gut reaction and unproductive. I¡¯d specialised just as much, myself, and was hardly in a position to argue. Besides, if anything our most recent altercation was proof that running ability would be saving our skins a lot more reliably than mere durability or killing power.
[Appraisal]
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Class: Dragonknight
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Level: 5
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Condition: Fine
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Modifiers: +1 Strength, +1 Speed, +2 Toughness
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Statistics: Strength 9, Speed 9, Dexterity 8, Stamina 9, Toughness 9, Alertness 8, Charisma 6, Intelligence 5
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Inventory: Jeans, flannel shirt, spear
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Class Abilities: Beloved II
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Current Experience Points: 120/140
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Unspent Skillpoints: 0
Odd that Beam was the only one among us dispersing his Skillpoints, but then, he was the one among us who already excelled in areas of physicality at all. Even good looks, lucky bastard. Probably he figured he was best off just widening the gap that already separated his individual abilities from other people. Probably, he was right.
¡°Does¡Anyone feel any different?¡± I asked, eagerly. Beam shrugged.
¡°Lighter maybe?¡± He seemed to question his own answer, which didn¡¯t inspire a lot of confidence. Solitaire didn¡¯t say anything at all, to begin with. Just sidestepped.
Sidestepped faster than Beam could have, and grinned.
¡°Apparently I do.¡± His laughter was the same sort I¡¯d heard a thousand times before, but tinged with a relief, and a desperation, that¡Warped it. It was the laugh of a starving man who¡¯d finally found himself a meal, strained and wild and just a little bit touched by madness.
¡°He¡¯s coming.¡± Beam hissed, and Solitaire reacted whip-fast, instantly snapping himself still and becoming as rigid as a damned cage bar just in time for the Witchfinder to trudge on over.
Would he have noticed any difference, if he¡¯d seen him suddenly moving around as if he¡¯d spent ten years training between minutes? Probably not, given the circumstances, but better to be overly cautious than under. We were fairly sure our rapid levelling up wasn¡¯t a feature of this world, as it hadn¡¯t been in our books. Which meant that keeping it to ourselves was probably the best move, if only to unbalance the people who thought they¡¯d already gotten our measure.
Forward thinking, and useless in the time being, because if the bastard in shining armour marching over right now put his mind to it, I suspected he could have killed all of us at once either way.
[Appraisal]
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Class: Witchfinder
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Level: 25
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Condition: Fine
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Modifiers: +9 Strength, +7 Speed, +4 Dexterity, +3 Stamina, +9 Toughness, +7 Alertness
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Statistics: Strength 16, Speed 13, Dexterity 10, Stamina 10, Toughness 15, Alertness 13, Charisma 3, Intelligence 3
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Inventory: Plate armour, arbalest, sacred razor, dagger
Interesting, it seemed stronger people gave more comprehensive information when I Appraised them. And it seemed that, as suspected, we were more than a little bit fucked if this guy came flying at us. It was interesting how high his stat increases were, given his level, but not enough to bear thinking about right now.
Part of me wanted Solitaire to try and speak first, but I knew that I was the best suited for the job. I always kept my cool better, and what we probably needed here was a negotiation in any case. If it came down to intimidation, we were fucked.
¡°Thank you for your help.¡± I called out to the man, speaking with about ten times as much confidence as I felt. In fact, I even sounded slightly fucking confident. If he noticed, it had no effect on him, save to turn his visored face toward me and leave me seizing up beneath a glare that felt oddly similar to that of a sniper.
¡°I wasn¡¯t here to help you.¡± The Witchfinder¡¯s voice was completely beyond my expectations. Not some brutish, hulking grunt, not the velvety drawl of some refined man of thought and nobility. He just sounded like a guy. An echoey guy, speaking from behind a few millimetres of steel, and a royally pissed off guy, but still nobody I couldn¡¯t have run into at a bar.
It was a miracle, considering that, that he managed to send such a palpable chill dancing down my spine. My heart skipped a beat before I answered, and barely burped out its normal rhythm while I did.
¡°Well,¡± I forced a smile, ¡°You still did-¡±
I didn¡¯t see the punch, and I barely even felt it. One moment Sir Droolsalot was standing a few feet from me, the next he was a big silvery streak in the air, disappearing from one place then replacing himself with a wall of black and a storm of dancing stars in my vision. My feet left the ground, my thoughts left the stratosphere, and when I finally came to I was lying on my back at least six feet from where I¡¯d been when the blow came.
The Witchfinder was standing over me a moment later, visored face turned down, body blocking the sun that was only just creeping past noon.
¡°My partner and I had been tracking that troll for weeks.¡± He snarled, so savage in his anger that a few flecks of spit actually cleared the coverage of his helmet and fell down around me. ¡°We had our hunt all lined up and ready to finish. Then you and your idiot friends started hunting its children for money, and drew it out of its hiding place.¡±
My idiot friends were already moving in around him, Beam marching up front, Solitaire circling from behind. Both had knives, and in an instant the Witchfinder¡¯s hand was filled by a shortsword I hadn¡¯t seen scabarded before. All of us froze, except for him. His voice suddenly more calm, not less, for the blades drawn.
¡°I¡¯m not going to kill any of you.¡± He snarled. ¡°Even though each one of you deserves it, that is not the Witchfinder¡¯s way. I serve God, and do His bidding in cleansing this world of monsters, daemons and practitioners of dark sorcery. You are¡Not among them. But see to it that you never cross my path again, for I will never forgive any of you for killing my friend in your stupidity.¡±
Not one of us moved. We didn¡¯t twitch, we didn¡¯t speak, we barely even breathed. It was only when the Witchfinder had turned himself around and stalked off into the woods that any of us broke the silence.
And, of course, it was Solitaire who did, voice edged and hushed.
¡°Let¡¯s hurry up and grab the trolls.¡± He urged. ¡°I want to be out of here before that crazy bastard can come back with his mates.¡±
I spent a moment staring at him, completely stunned by the lunatic¡¯s suggestion. It was so absurd, so reckless, that it took me the better part of ten seconds to actually formulate a coherent answer, and even then it was riddled with gasps.
¡°Are you insane?!¡± I demanded, feeling my temper flare up and body burn with adrenaline- compounding my newfound resistance to the cold, it almost left me sweating.
¡°Are you?¡± Solitaire snapped back, never one to enjoy being questioned on matters he took seriously. ¡°How much did we get for the last one? Forty silver? That big fucker¡¯s got to weigh two, even three times as much! I wouldn¡¯t even give up the little one, let alone that.¡±
I glanced towards the corpse, and even I had to admit it was a tempting prospect. If not for one tiny little issue.
¡°It weighs two or three times as much.¡± I noted, trusting Solitaire¡¯s estimate almost as much as I would the result of dropping it down onto some scales. ¡°How exactly do we drag that back? Let alone with the smaller one too.¡±
His smile didn¡¯t waver.
¡°I can help now.¡± Solitaire said, flatly. ¡°And we have about twice as long to do it. Plus, Beam is about twenty five percent stronger. I¡¯m around twenty five percent stronger than you, too, and you¡¯re around two fifths as strong as he was before. So in total we can apply around fifty percent more pulling power.¡±
That earned a frown from me. Was he just pulling numbers from his ass?
No, he wasn''t. But he knew that I¡¯d be confused too, the bastard always grinned like he was grinning now, when he knew someone would be baffled by him.
¡°I kept a very careful power scale when writing stories set in Redacle.¡± He explained, smugly. ¡°Magical creatures overcome the square-cube law by gaining extra pound for pound strength that lets them lift their own weight, no matter how big they get. It¡¯s why size is such a pure advantage for our monsters, and it¡¯s how I know that each one point increase to a stat is around a twenty to thirty percent buff from the previous level. It¡¯s consistent with basically all the numerical differences we¡¯ve seen, and we can test this hypothesis more if you want.¡±
If you want, implying the only reason we¡¯d have to test it was to satisfy me. As if his guess were as good as law.
It might well have been, too. I grinned even as I swore at him, sometimes it was rather useful to know someone with more brains than sense.
Then I was frowning again. I couldn¡¯t work numbers like Solitaire could, but I wasn¡¯t a moron either.
¡°One and a half times the pulling power, but three or four times the weight?¡±
He shrugged.
¡°It definitely is going to be harder.¡± Solitaire conceded. ¡°But much more lucrative, too, and as I said, we have more time. At worst we can leave one of them to finish our trip with the other if it¡¯s harder than expected.¡±
I considered his words, turning them over in my head, trying to find a fault. Then swore when I couldn¡¯t.
Solitaire grinned away while the three of us started moving, grunting with the effort as we all started dragging our prizes to stack one onto the other. It¡¯d make them easier to move at once.
Chapter 16
Solitaire POV: Day 10
Current Wealth: 2 silver 11 copper
Current Debt: 6 gold 44 silver 20 copper
One day I was going to get tired of being right, and a few hours of hauling a fucking tonne of feral asshole behind me was almost enough to make it that day.
It wasn¡¯t, of course, my ego is an eldritch thing, more than a match for any weight the universe could possibly assemble, but holy shit did my back hurt after that particular exercise. It hurt an hour into it, it hurt two hours into it, and by the halfway mark to Jighral- ten thousand or so seconds if my counting was right- it hurt even more.
There were, I was learning, many more factors to hauling a fucking troll carcass than I had been made aware of. The first was grip.
Skin is hard to grab, particularly when you¡¯re sweating. The skin of an eleven foot death blender made out of hatred and hunger was, apparently, harder still. The hairs growing along its fingers and hands were too short to grip, and just long enough to reduce traction. The thing¡¯s arm was big enough that it had noticeable mass on its own, and just holding it over my shoulder was physically tiring. I¡¯d found that closing my fingers around its own was the easiest way, so long as I curled the taloned digits and was careful not to nick myself on the damned nails.
Finally, there was the smell.
God, the smell. I¡¯ve cleaned public toilets out, I¡¯ve even made explosives out of my own shit, and the sheer reek of that creature still wakes me up in a cold sweat even years later. Presumably the Witchfinders had meant ¡°giant, gaping arsehole in the ground¡± when they said it¡¯d been cornered in a cave, because Jesus Christ this thing was trying to kill me from the nostrils out.
It was a nice distraction from the pain at least. But an inherently temporary one. Humans adjust, it¡¯s just how we¡¯re wired. A lottery winner and recent amputee will, obviously, be on opposite ends of the happiness spectrum, but overwhelmingly converge to roughly within the norm when interviewed again after a year. And I was apparently no different, because with every step my senses became less acute, and my mind less clouded. Smell and touch both faded into the backdrop, and everything became the walk, and the destination.
And something else. Something so minor I barely even caught it, and almost combat-rolled away from the fucking troll in a reflexive panic even when I did.
Hydrogen, Oxygen.
¡°Fucking fuck!¡±
The exclamation left me before sense could enter me, and by the time my synapses had stopped disembowelling each other I could already feel the adrenaline rush I¡¯d spent three hours walking off rearing its ugly head up all over again. Brilliant, now I¡¯d be knifing shadows for the rest of the day.
I had more pressing concerns than something as minor as long-term, untreated psychosis, though, because the moment I relaxed even a shade, I saw the words jump out at me again.
No, not out at me, not into me either. Just¡There, exactly like picturing sentences even as I said them. Abstract and non-physical, some sort of representative entity existing only within my understanding of the concept it referred to.
Hydrogen, Oxygen.
Well, that was fucking useful, wasn¡¯t it? Two words, two words with an obvious connection, I considered what they might mean.
I was an idiot, obviously, to need to consider it at all. I was standing surrounded by snow. The ground was snow, the sky was snow, and even the air immediately next to me was clotted with more bits of snow. Frozen water. Hydrogen two, Oxygen one. Moron.
The more interesting detail, though, was that I was being shown the water¡¯s chemical components at all. Why was that, exactly? I thought back to what Shango had told me of my sheet, and drew the obvious conclusion.
¡°What¡¯s wrong?¡± He asked, then scowled when I gestured for him to shut up. I¡¯d apologise later, there was thinking to be done at the moment.
The first of it came as I eyed Shango himself, staring, glaring even with my concentration. He was always quick, it was what I liked most about him. I saw that quickness in how immediately Shango¡¯s face lit up with understanding.
¡°What are you looking for?¡± He asked, eager.
Detect Element.
I¡¯d not given the name of my own power much thought, we¡¯d been told outright by the Veiled Lady that it, and Beam¡¯s, wouldn¡¯t come into play as quickly as Shango¡¯s had, and we¡¯d always been faced with more pressing issues. But now I saw a hint that it might just be the latest tool on our belt.
Oxygen, Hydrogen, Nitrogen, Carbon, Calcium, Phosphorus.
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I almost jumped again, despite being half-ready this time, but I just about kept my shit packed together while I watched the words jumping out into my consciousness. They were half in my head, half in my gut, and I knew each one more instantaneously and cleanly than I could ever have hoped to understand a written word at all. It was like having thoughts emptied into the broth of my mind. Horrifying, on a principal level, but plenty useful for now at least. I compartmentalised my worries and piped up.
¡°Detect Element.¡± I breathed, still half in awe. ¡°It lets me¡Well, it meant actual elements, as we understood them.¡±
Shango¡¯s gaze was intense, and immediate.
¡°By we, you mean-¡±
¡°Our homeland.¡± I nodded.
It was Beam¡¯s turn to stare now, but his own reaction gave way to excitement far more quickly than Shango¡¯s.
¡°So what can you do with this?¡±
By the tone of his voice, I knew he was expecting something spectacular. My only answer was a shrug.
¡°Find chemicals in trace amounts, maybe?¡± I answered, unsure even myself.
Shango¡¯s body had, according to my ability, been made up of around six elements. But that was wrong. I probably didn¡¯t know everything that was found in a person, but I knew for a fact our bodies had traces of potassium, magnesium, even copper if I remembered right. None of that had showed up.
Which made sense, because if everything that was in everything got displayed for me, my vision would perpetually be filled with long, winding lists of several dozen substances lurking in the quantities of nanograms within whatever I happened to be staring at. There was probably more than zero uranium in either of my friends, but if I picked up on something that scarce there¡¯d be no point in picking up on anything else.
So could I not get any idea of how much of something there was in a sample? What was the minimum threshold to detect an element? Would it tell me about distribution? I would have to experiment with this.
The worst thing about answers, was that nothing in all the world is half as good at creating questions. And I didn¡¯t have the means of experimenting myself into resolving them. Not in this moment, and certainly not in this shitting woodland.
I looked up, seeing that both my friends were practically vibrating with impatience now, and sighed. Their disappointment was palpable, even halfway through the explanation, but the energy of having discovered a new power didn¡¯t quite evaporate completely. If nothing else the minute of rest was appreciated when we got back to hauling the fucking troll behind us.
Beam did most of the work, as always, but that didn¡¯t mean there was any time for resting on my or Shango¡¯s part. Combined, the two trolls were just barely too heavy for any pair of us to budge, and just light enough that we could all manage together. Maybe if we had a better source of food and better rested bodies the issue would be simpler. Maybe.
Jhigral made itself known by looming far ahead, and I had to actively stop myself from crying in relief. For two reasons. The first was that my mother didn¡¯t raise a bitch, but the more pressing one was that it had gotten colder since we set off, darkening sky turning to a sharper climate. I didn¡¯t want to find out whether my tears would freeze against my fucking face.
I must say, it was bloody satisfying to see the looks on people¡¯s faces as we dragged our haul through the town¡¯s outskirts. We¡¯d just barely gotten it between a pair of buildings, eager for the windbreak to give us a nice resting spot, when Shango nudged me and spoke in a carefully lowered voice.
¡°We need to talk.¡±
I knew what it would be about, instantly. Of course I did. The gravity of his tone didn¡¯t leave much room for doubt, and I, having a working memory at least slightly in advance of your average chimpanzee, could still vividly recall how upset he¡¯d been when I turned that guy¡¯s brains into an improvised layer of shoe dye.
Steeling myself, I nodded.
¡°Go ahead.¡±
Shango didn¡¯t pretend to hesitate, didn¡¯t try to make me think he hadn¡¯t planned everything he was going to say already. I appreciated that. He was smart enough to know better than insulting me with obvious bullshit, and he was smart enough that this wouldn¡¯t take long. Hopefully.
¡°You killed someone who couldn¡¯t fight back.¡± He said. I eyed him, waited to see if there¡¯d be more. There wasn¡¯t, so I replied.
¡°He killed others first.¡±
¡°You don¡¯t know that.¡± Shango answered, hotly.
¡°He was blockading an antiseptic in a pre-industrial continent.¡± I replied, forcing myself to keep calm, cursing how much better he¡¯d always been at doing so. ¡°Even if he never personally killed a single person, he murdered god knows how many by denying them vital medicine.¡±
Shango was uncomfortable with the train of thought, I could tell. He¡¯d never liked where I drew ethical lines in the past, or how little I cared about the fine moral gradations between action and inaction, deliberation and indirection. To me, a killing was a killing. If the dead cared about how many layers of separation there were between them and their murderers, they were in no state to tell us.
It had always been a philosophical disagreement, but as of a few days ago it¡¯d become practical. We weren¡¯t going to be able to just keep sitting on this or agreeing to disagree.
¡°Then I disagree with you just deciding to be judge, jury and executioner.¡± He was done thinking it through, and his voice was confident again. I sighed.
¡°We needed the-¡±
¡°I know we needed the teeth.¡± Shango snapped. ¡°I¡¯m saying that if we need more, we¡Discuss it first, at least, right?¡±
That surprised me, and I eyed him. He was unyielding as he stared back, brown eyes hardened, not softened, by the doubt I saw in them. This wasn¡¯t just a matter of principle to Shango, I realised, it was about trust. He needed to know he could rely on me.
And that was¡Fair enough. I nodded.
¡°Deal.¡± I agreed, turning, now, to Beam.
¡°You hear all that?¡±
He hadn¡¯t been hiding the fact that he¡¯d stared, watching the whole thing unfold. Beam¡¯s own nod wasn¡¯t nearly as hesitant as either of ours.
¡°Far as I¡¯m concerned, our first priority is living. Anything after that is a luxury.¡±
Shango blanched at the declaration, and I just filed it away. It was surprising to hear Beam be so brutally practical, and more than a little bit reassuring. We might just survive yet. Shango was speaking again before I could suggest we move on though.
¡°That Witchfinder died because of us.¡± He said, abruptly. I studied him sidelong.
¡°He died because of an unfortunate accident.¡± Was all I could say. What else was there? We had no way of knowing he was in the area, no way of knowing that killing more trolls would somehow threaten him, and no choice of doing anything else even if we had. We needed experience, power, and money. Now we had it.
Something tugged at my gut, but I put the feeling to one side and forced my face into a shape of certainty.
¡°We can have the luxury of ethics when we¡¯re wealthy enough to live.¡± I pressed. ¡°Until then, it¡¯s us or them.¡±
Shango agreed on that much, at least, and he nodded.
The three of us moved back to hauling our load from the alley just in time to see the men crowd its far end ahead.
Chapter 17
Beam POV: Day 10
Current Wealth: 2 silver 11 copper
Current Debt: 6 gold 44 silver 20 copper
Solitaire had a tendency to overreact, it was impossible to be friends with the guy and not realise as much. I¡¯d watched plenty of freak-outs on his part, from the time I found him wiring explosives into Shango¡¯s walls in case someone tried to sneak in through them, to that unfortunate occasion where some idiot had woken him up from a nap and almost been perforated with an illegal firearm.
Still, the fearful spasm he gave off at first sight of the newcomers struck me as unusually rational. I couldn¡¯t think of many good, innocuous reasons they might¡¯ve had to be pulling up in front of our alley¡¯s exit.
Shango spoke first, of course, always quick and eager to smoothe over a situation when he smelled danger coiling around it. His voice rang out across the walls of our passage like oil on the surface of water.
¡°Can we help you?¡± His smile was forced, his friendliness more so, and both were loud enough that I almost missed the sharp sound of hard-heeled boots tapping cobbled streets behind us.
I turned, and cursed. There were more men coming up through the alley behind us, all short and wiry the way Redaclans were, but numbering roughly a dozen in total. They wore dark fabrics, baggy and padded, and moved the way I was used to seeing in men who were approaching a fight. It was Solitaire who¡¯d grown up being taught how to spot people that wanted to kill him, but I had enough sense to read the writing on the wall here.
¡°Good evening gentlemen.¡± One of the men spoke, talking with some accent I¡¯d never heard, and pronouncing every word with about as much zest as a water cutter filled with orange juice. ¡°I can¡¯t help but notice that rather impressive carcass you¡¯re dragging behind you, I don¡¯t suppose you¡¯d mind giving us a look at it, would you?¡±
All of us were on edge, instantly. We¡¯d fought for it, almost died for it and spent hours suffering in the snow for it. We did, in fact, fucking mind. Shango gave our answer without any need at all for communication, even while Solitaire and I tensed up beside and behind him.
¡°I appreciate your interest.¡± He replied. ¡°But I¡¯m afraid we¡¯ll have to¡Decline.¡± He trailed off as the men continued closing in, four ahead, seven or more behind. We all started moving in, covering one another. I was staring down the bigger number at the alley¡¯s back, while Solitaire and Shango turned their focus to the ones blocking our destination. Could we fight them, if it came down to it?
¡°All stats of threes, fours and fives.¡± Shango breathed, into our ears, ¡°They¡¯re not particularly special.¡±
Not special, but they were still four times our number. I wasn¡¯t sure what difference our newfound level ups would make against that.
The alley was tight, maybe five feet wide, but two men could still come at us at once if they moved right. I could hold two off, at least two Redaclans, given my new stats, but I wasn¡¯t sure at all how long that would last.
One knife might change that, or a lucky hit with any other weapon hidden in those baggy clothes.
The men closed in, and my heart raced as I raised my spear, fists tightening around its handle so strongly that I worried it might break.
¡°Come on gentlemen.¡± The man called out again, sounding almost sympathetic, ridiculously. ¡°Be reasonable, what do you expect to gain here? A pathetic death in some dirty alley? Look, I¡¯ll even hand the three of you a few silvers for your trouble.¡± His words trailed into silence, voice hardening like fired clay. ¡°Take them, and give us the fucking trolls before we give these walls a new coat of red paint.¡±
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Several things happened, all practically at once. The first was that Shango actually considered his offer. I heard about this later on, apparently he¡¯d been more worried by the sight of the men than I had, because he was already halfway into his first response when Solitaire¡¯s own reaction began.
His was quite a bit more¡Explosive. And messy.
Solitaire often said that he who hit first would generally hit last, particularly when they also hit second, third and fourth. Particularly when they hit with something big and heavy. He still had the rocks on him, and he put one to good use with a sudden, over-handed throw that had about as much speed and motion behind it as a haymaker.
It was a good one, too, and at as close to point blank range as he probably dared risk. A pound of rock left Solitaire¡¯s hand, then joined the closest thug¡¯s face less than the blink of an eye later. Shango insists he could hear the nose popping, even to this day, and I definitely heard the thud of someone¡¯s body dropping down an instant later.
My own movement came before the sound even registered. I lunged, just before the man closest to me did, and put my spear through his shoulder. It was too dark to see the full colour of his blood, but it foamed out thickly enough that I was sure he¡¯d be out of the fight. His friends, though, were closing in fast to replace him.
There was no time to drag the weapon free and bring it back around, so I didn¡¯t. Letting the spear go and darting back from a slash, I saw a dirty knife carve inches ahead of my face as the first bastard missed me. He kept on coming, momentum dragging him forwards even as he tried to bring the blade back around, and I closed in with an elbow aimed clean for his face.
It caught him between the eyes, and he dropped like a sack of bricks. The second was on me by then, though, pouncing and snarling as his fist flew out, brass knuckles glinting where they clung to his skin. He scored a lucky hit, my foot catching on one of the trolls while I sidestepped and letting the metal thud dully into my own skull.
My legs were weak, head numb, thoughts scattered. By the time I realised what was happening another punch caught my face. Teeth came loose, blood spattered a wall, and I was falling.
Wake up, fool. Wake up and kill them. They¡¯re here for our treasure, show them how steep the blood price is.
The words fuzzed deliriously around in my head, alien enough that I barely even believed I¡¯d thought them, but enough to galvanise my senses just in time. I focused as the man raised one foot to bring down on me.
Drawing my own leg back, I lashed out a faster kick than his, and winced as it connected with his knee. The joint didn¡¯t crumple, but it certainly gave, and he limped rather than walked back from me.
Again, though, more were coming. Two at once now. Fuck.
I might¡¯ve been a sitting duck, if I hadn¡¯t sped myself up a bit. I might¡¯ve been drooling out the last moments of my life with a fractured skull if I hadn¡¯t become tougher. And if I hadn¡¯t put those Skillpoints into Strength, the haymaker I threw after surprising them both with my rise might¡¯ve only knocked its victim down.
But I¡¯d changed since arriving here, and so had my body. I felt a sickening shift beneath the gangster¡¯s skin where my knuckles split open his jawbone, then he was continuing past me to roll and spasm with pain in the dirt. An elbow folded the next, then I whipped my head away as a knife stabbed over his shoulder for me. Two more, again, always two more, and two more behind them. An alley wide enough for just that many.
I punched another, felt a knee in my ribs and resisted the urge to fold. Elbowed, cried out as something sharp bit into my back, then turned with another strike that launched one of the tiny bastards into a wall. It was almost like fighting children, but they were too numerous for it to bring me any solace, and even a child could kill, given a knife.
One of those knives clipped me, drawing a dash of blood just before I smashed its wielder¡¯s face in. Another struck more deeply, burying inches of itself beneath my ribs, and my body just stopped.
That was the first time I¡¯ve ever been stabbed, and it was a pain I¡¯d not felt since the cold on that first night. A pain to drag all the air from my lungs, all the sense from my mind, all the joy from my heart.
Panic took me instantly, then terror as I felt myself weakening, and by the time I¡¯d even realised my limbs weren¡¯t obeying me anymore, another pair of brass-coated knuckles cracked against my head.
Like fighting children, and it was a lucky thing too. I lost consciousness from that punch, but I lived. Just about. And I kept my cognizance long enough to see Solitaire and Shango wrestled to the ground, pinned against the hard dirt road by a flurry of stomping feet and lashing fists.
Then the dark came.
Chapter 18
Shango POV: Day 11
Current Wealth: 0 silver 0 copper
Current Debt: 6 gold 44 silver 20 copper
We woke up hours later, and frankly we were lucky enough to be waking up at all. I¡¯d been conscious, still, when they started beating us. When the fight stopped being a fight, and descended into mindless cruelty. I¡¯d heard the kicks and punches bouncing off my own body, felt the sting of my own innards sloshing around inside. Known the visceral, indescribable fear of being certain that I would¡¯ve died already without my choice of Skillpoints, and the horror of lying there, immobile, wondering whether that fate had befallen my friends.
None of my bones were broken. That was the first saving grace I noticed, testing it with utmost care as I gently pressed down on them to see. Ribs first, some pain but nothing sharp, then knees, elbows. Collar and jaw. It took me more than a few minutes to be certain, and only after I¡¯d triple checked did I finally allow the relief to permeate me.
Broken bones, now, might have killed me anyway. I could feel the coin pouch absent from my side, and I¡¯d already noticed the trolls were gone. If we were left with weeks of healing to do, we¡¯d be dead before it was finished.
We. Not me, we. My friends hadn¡¯t been checked yet, and even if their beatings had been less extensive, they hadn¡¯t put half as many points into Toughness.
Solitaire was closest, having been beaten down right beside me, and I barely even needed to move to reach him. I still moved though, and my body pretested harshly in response. Aches, dull, deep and burning like hot coals from an hours-dead fire. They¡¯d be with me for a long time, I knew. I could only hope they didn¡¯t affect movement as much as they were gnawing at my mood.
With a careful hand I felt first for Solitaire¡¯s neck, and almost wept when I felt the familiar pressure of blood circulating beneath. He was breathing, his heart beating, and that meant he was living. Or his body was at least. Until he woke up I couldn¡¯t be sure what might be wrong with him beneath the surface, couldn¡¯t know whether those vicious fucking thugs had turned the smartest man I¡¯d ever met into some drooling vegetable, but for the time being I¡¯d found a beating heart and pumping lungs.
A rush of rage went through me, displacing the relief and driving my fist down hard on his chest. It did exactly what I might have hoped, dragging Solitaire awake with a gasp and a slurred curse, eyes wide, face tight with pain. Thoughts visible in his expression, and filling me with a delight I¡¯d never known I could feel. He sat bolt upright, then moaned in pain, convulsing back halfway to the ground as he felt all the same agonies I had.
No broken ribs, at least, or else he¡¯d still be thrashing around. It¡¯d been a stupid thing to hit him like that without checking first, but I had no time to dwell on that. Beam was still asleep.
I examined him more gently, and was joined in doing so by Solitaire after a few moments for him to check himself. Again, it seemed we¡¯d been lucky. No massive, crippling injuries. His bones, at least, seemed intact, his body wasn¡¯t swelling enough to be suffering from internally pooling blood, and his breathing was stable, if strained. The one point of concern was a stab wound beneath the ribs, which Solitaire assured me would be more painful than dangerous. Sitting back, I considered the merits of waking him up.
God knows how we¡¯d survived the night, with all the freezing cold, but we had. I could feel the chill now, though. Were we all fit to move? If not, waking Beam up would only be a torment, exposing him to cruel weather that he couldn¡¯t escape. And that was assuming he wasn¡¯t in some recovery coma.
Hang on, I was an idiot, I didn¡¯t need to trust my own judgement on this at all.
I looked at Solitaire.
[Appraisal]
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Class: Revolutionary
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Level: 6
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Condition: Haggard
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Modifiers: +4 Speed, +1 Toughness
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Statistics: Strength 6(4), Speed 11(8), Dexterity 8(6), Stamina 5(2), Toughness 7, Alertness 8(7), Charisma 3, Intelligence 10
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Inventory: Jeans, T-shirt, flick knife, rocks(x6), dagger, bow
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Class Abilities: Detect Element II
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Current Experience Points: 83/150
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Unspent Skillpoints: 0
Well, that didn¡¯t tell me much. ¡°Haggard¡±, what the fuck did that mean?
No, hold on, it did. I¡¯d seen that condition before, it was how we¡¯d been shortly after arrival. Worse than the day before, and better than near-comatose. So¡Not a disaster, hopefully. I turned my gaze to Beam now.
Condition: Haggard.
Not as awful as it could¡¯ve been, though the fact that we were all low in stats again didn¡¯t do much to inspire my confidence. We could move. We had to move. And we would move, or else we¡¯d freeze to nothing where we lay. Reluctantly, I leaned over to shake my friend awake.
With no money, our next direction was a bit¡Uncertain. For all of a few minutes, then the familiar pangs of hunger took us, and we made a beeline for the church. I worried at first that they might reject us again, but instead they took one look at our faces and bodies before bringing out steaming bowls of porridge. We all sat down together, eating and talking, and only when we¡¯d finished our meals did we start asking some questions.
¡°Excuse me?¡± I asked one of the nuns, a middle-aged woman with kind features that seemed to have been worn just a little bit towards apathy in her hard years. She turned warm eyes on me, regardless.
¡°Yes my boy?¡± She replied, moving over.
I steeled myself, and explained what had happened to us, the ambush, the number of men, the result. She didn¡¯t seem remotely surprised, for all of it, and only nodded in understanding.
¡°Hengrard.¡± She said, darkly, once I was finished, spitting at her feet. ¡°He¡¯s the ringleader for most of the local toughs. As dark a man as I¡¯ve ever met, if there¡¯s anything unlawful going down in Jhigral, you can bet he¡¯ll be responsible.¡±
I swallowed, having known, of course, that we¡¯d been mugged by a genuine gang, but nothing about the extent of their influence.
¡°Aren¡¯t there proctors to help?¡± I frowned. ¡°From the King?¡±
Proctors were one of the few saving graces we¡¯d given Vorhazh, elites who, in the tabletop, had averaged levels comparable to a Witchfinder and wielded the power to butcher normal men by the dozen. They were authoritarian, and harsh, but never corrupt. The means required to ensure that last fact were grim enough in and of themselves.
She laughed at their mention, just a shade too scornful for my liking.
¡°Proctors? Out here? My boy, we get maybe one in the entire region of Jelric every year or so, and they¡¯re almost always headed straight for Wolney. There¡¯s less than five thousand people living in this town, as far as the censures can count, why in the world would anyone bother sending a Proctor here?¡±
My face burned with fury, even as I nodded in understanding. Of course. It made sense, rulers in worlds like this didn¡¯t bother with the little people. That was just how we¡¯d written Redacle to be.
The nun moved on shortly, leaving us with a solemn warning that we¡¯d need to clear out after a few minutes more, whatever the weather. We barely even registered her words, all of us back to intense thought, and vicious fury.
¡°Animals.¡± Solitaire said, flatly. ¡°We¡¯ve moved to a world of animals.¡±
I eyed him, and realised I wasn¡¯t quite able to tell how serious he was.
Solitaire saying things like that about people- generally people as a concept- had been common enough back home. But I¡¯d never seen him execute one of them in cold blood there. And I¡¯d never found myself feeling so close to convinced that a person might have done something good in the process.
¡°Well our first priority now is food.¡± I cut in, deciding I¡¯d rather not deal with whatever he was getting at. ¡°If we only eat what the church gives us, we¡¯ll starve. We¡¯ve all seen that much already. The weaker we get, the less we can do.¡±
¡°We¡¯re already weak.¡± Beam cut in, wincing. ¡°You said we all had massive stat penalties, right? What more can we do?¡±
I swore.
¡°Fight something big and risk dying to it, I suppose.¡± Solitaire sighed, he seemed worn thin, suddenly. ¡°We got experience for that giant troll, so I think we can safely conclude that magical creatures still level us up, initial goal or no. Now¡¯s the strongest we¡¯re likely to be until we can afford more food, and since bastards number three through twelve nicked all our money, that means we need to go out and get some more to replace it. The longer we wait, the harder that will be. There¡¯s no choice at all.¡±
I nodded, and swore again. They were both right, damn it, we just didn¡¯t have any choice. I missed my home, I missed my bed, home-cooked meals, and the internet. I missed my family. I just wanted to leave.
There was no time for me to deal with thoughts like that. I had to live, first, then I could mope around as much as I wanted.
¡°What¡¯s our first move?¡± I asked. ¡°Another troll?¡±
Beam was nodding instantly, but Solitaire¡¯s answer came slower, more thoughtfully.
¡°I think we should spend a few hours on¡Experimentation.¡± He said at last. ¡°You remember what happened with my, uh, element-spotting power?¡±
I nodded.
¡°Well, you told us that our Class Abilities had a two behind them, instead of a one, right? Maybe that¡¯s why it just suddenly emerged like that¡And maybe, that means there¡¯s more for the rest of us to get. Maybe your Appraisal has more tricks available.¡± He turned to Beam. ¡°And maybe we can find out what your Beloved does.¡±
¡°Alright.¡± Came a new voice, turning us all towards the sight of another nun, this one rather less warm than the last. ¡°You¡¯ve had your five minutes, clear off now.¡±
We did so without much complaint, all knowing better than to piss off the literal hands that fed us. Once we were outside, the cold was as present as ever, but somehow made a bit more ephemeral than it was an hour earlier.
Now we had a goal, now we had a priority. Now we had, if we were incredibly lucky, just a pinch of hope.
Chapter 19
Solitaire POV: Day 18
Current Wealth: 0 silver 0 copper
Current Debt: 6 gold 44 silver 20 copper
We¡¯d been hungry for a week, dying one day at a time, withering and shutting down. It was the straw that broke the camel¡¯s back when Corvan called on us, ordering another payment of the debt.
As it turned out, there hadn¡¯t been more than three trolls in the forest. We found that out by spending days of our lives nearly freezing in the search, finally giving in only when we realised it was taking longer and longer for the feeling to rush back into our fingers.
Town was warmer, but still colder by the day, and we couldn¡¯t even afford a shitting room anymore. We killed most of our daylight hours experimenting, trying to find the boundaries of our Class Abilities. The rest was used on hopelessness, and the desperate, pointless search for some opportunity to avoid starving.
My Detect Element, apparently, had been with me from level one. We¡¯d known that already of course, but it was only after a few days that I discovered it worked via taste, and deduced that the second level was when it had allowed me to just look at things for information.
Taste still gave me more though, it was how I¡¯d gain insight to chemical percentages in a material, and without that there¡¯d be all sorts of issues with trying to reliably create anything at all.
Of course we didn¡¯t actually have the facilities to make something new yet, which meant it was, still, fucking useless. Just our luck. What was worse however was that Beam still hadn¡¯t managed to find out what his Class Ability did by the week¡¯s end.
Well, we didn¡¯t give up easily on eating. We tried to find work, and there wasn¡¯t any. Tried to hunt animals, and almost got arrested for poaching. Tried to simply beg in the streets. Got spat on.
I¡¯d never liked people, always found them cruel, simple, irrational. Had I gone back to earth after my time here, it might actually have softened me up for them. Because modern humans were nothing compared to the savages I was living around now.
Yeah, savages. There¡¯s no other word for them. Immoral, stupid animal-men. Their brains were shrivelled and undernourished, their ideology about as complex and moral as that of a rabid dog, and they still had the audacity to look at me with scorn for dying in front of them. Oh it wasn¡¯t anything new, not really, I was used to people trying to murder me via starvation already. But these ones were taking long leaps in doing it hard enough to demand separate categorisation.
The rage in me grew with every day, so intense that it almost kept me warm against the snow and wind. Almost. But I didn¡¯t have any real defence against the elements, and no defence against the hunger. All I could do was sit around and watch myself shrivel.
We had to move every night, because the guards would beat anyone sleeping in the same place too often as vagrants. After a while we were recognised- all over six feet, it wasn¡¯t unexpected- and had to start sheltering away from sight altogether. There were gathering spots for such things, some even had fires burning, and we took a measure of solace in the company of other people in similarly fucked situations.
When we¡¯d left for our troll hunts, the sight of the beaten-down impoverished had elicited sympathy. Now we were among them. It had been a steep fall, but nowhere near as steep as our drop from earth to this stinking shithole in the first place. That thought kept me company more, even, than my friends did. I didn¡¯t belong here. It wasn¡¯t my place.
My place was at the top of this world. I was better than its people, and I would make them better by ruling it. Such a shame that justice wasn¡¯t a universal force alongside gravity or friction. Such a shame that cruelty, apparently, was.
It was the eighteenth day, and I woke up stiff, achy, groaning. Beam and Shango were already up beside me, looking about as bad as I felt, and the three of us took our customary few minutes of miserable silence before standing to do anything.
Not that there was much to do. Go to the temple for food, try, again, to find work. Kill the day until we were back somewhere warm and unknown enough to sleep safely without being killed by either the cold or the guards. Another day, another torment.
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Beam spoke first, stretching, popping his joints and wincing. We¡¯d all found that trying to move any fraction of our bodies only made the hunger more noticeable, somehow.
¡°I¡¯m scared.¡±
I heard him, but I didn¡¯t understand him. Not at first. I just refused to. Beam had fought trolls without blinking, not even hesitated before charging a bear. He¡¯d roundhoused something four times his weight. And he was scared.
The knowledge made me scared, but I hid it. Because I knew that my own fear would have very much the same effect on the others.
¡°We¡¯ll find something to do.¡± I lied. ¡°There must be work somewhere, and if not it¡¯ll emerge eventually.¡±
Beam didn¡¯t answer me, neither did Shango. They both just looked ahead. Apparently even I could only tell the same lie so many times before being seen through.
¡°Any ideas, either of you?¡± I was actually more annoyed to have them not believe me than I was uncomfortable at the lack of hope. I thought a silent thanks to dear old mother, for that particular neurosis, and then pressed my friends when no answer came. But Shango interrupted me.
¡°I want to kill myself.¡±
I froze, Beam stared, and Shango only continued staring ahead, as if he were completely oblivious to the effect his words had had on us.
¡°Don¡¯t be stupid.¡± I snarled, and he carried on his aimless stare right up until I grabbed his shoulder. ¡°Shango!¡±
The look in his eyes stopped me. Complete calm, complete lucidity.
¡°I¡¯m miserable, dying anyway and hopeless.¡± He told me, as if each fact was just the item on a shopping list. ¡°If I¡¯m going to end up some rotting corpse here, I¡¯d rather die quickly than slowly.¡±
Finally his lip curled, the only expression of note he¡¯d made today.
¡°I haven¡¯t found a tall enough building yet.¡±
Since I was old enough to think about thinking, I¡¯ve prided myself on how quickly I did it. A lot of emotions flitted through my mind at that, but the one I ended up settling on was resignation.
Everything Shango had said made sense, every part of it was rational. It made me angry- furious- and miserable too, but none of that was his fault. The root issue here was where we¡¯d ended up, and it¡¯d be pathetically childish of me to forget that just because he¡¯d decided not to lie about his intentions.
However mature and cerebral I might have reacted, my heart still broke all the same. I hid the fact with a practiced care.
It wasn¡¯t much longer that we stayed there, come daytime the town warmed quicker than you might expect, and we¡¯d learned its guards were practically cold-blooded in how their activity grew with the temperature. They¡¯d leave the hideouts unchecked, by night, but the moment puddles stopped freezing their patrols would continue as normal.
Within the hour we were walking our usual circuit around the place, asking around for jobs, mechanical and routine. Do the same thing enough times and it becomes a reflex, something your body is occupied by while your mind wanders. That wasn¡¯t a good thing anymore, it hadn¡¯t been ever since Shango¡¯s mind started wandering to his grave.
The lumberjacks had as many hands as they needed, as did the basic labourers. Nobody believed that we could help to even assist with the chemists- or as these morons called them, alchemists- and apparently signing on as a guard took a surprising amount of training. Presumably in learning how to get a sufficiently hard erection while bludgeoning poor people.
One failure, then another. Each one, now, feeling like another nail in our coffins. Each one making my blood warm a degree closer to boiling. Interesting, that was new. I was close to actually losing it. My plan to poach anyway started forming, thoughts flitting around to calculate what our odds were of being caught, how best to hide or explain the meat, what shape the woods¡¯ patrols were most likely to take. It was important to get everything right, because if I were stopped outright one last time¡It¡¯d push me over the edge.
I wondered what I¡¯d do when that finally happened.
As it turned out, fate had plans other than my finding out. Our trek around the town was interrupted by several very unwanted faces, making themselves known by encircling the three of us while we moved down an alley.
We all had a very particular memory associated with situations like this, and I specifically have a very particular reaction to encirclement period. The rock was already bursting one of the men¡¯s lips when another gave his message.
¡°GOD! Fuck! Stop, wait, we¡¯re here to talk!¡±
I was halfway through tossing another chunk of stone when Beam caught my hand, his strength still clear in the grip, even after another week of hunger and cold. Even after the beating these bastards had given us last time.
¡°What do you want?¡± Shango demanded, his voice harsh and eyes combative. Was he intending to turn this into a fight? To die that way? Bloody selfish prick if he was, I had no intention to get stabbed in an alley.
The speaker answered him quickly, apparently fearful of another rock, by the way his eyes flitted to and from me every moment.
¡°We¡¯re here with a request for a meeting, I¡¯ll guess you already know who it¡¯s from.¡±
Shango paused, frowning in confusion.
¡°Hengrard?¡± He asked, then continued after receiving a nod. ¡°What, does he want to beat us again?¡±
¡°Will you be accepting?¡±
I caught the flash of sunlight on brass knuckles, and heard the sound of a frozen puddle cracking behind us. From what I remembered, it had been a fairly deep one, and frozen almost fully through. A big bastard, then, to have enough weight for that. We wouldn¡¯t be winning this fight any more than the last.
Shango glanced at me questioningly, and I conveyed the fact as well as I could manage with nothing but a few spasming facial expressions. He seemed to get the gist, somehow, anyway.
¡°We accept.¡± He managed, tightly eyes still understandably untrusting.
¡°Lead the way.¡± He said, and they did.
Chapter 20
Shango POV: Day 18
Current Wealth: 0 silver 0 copper
Current Debt: 6 gold 44 silver 20 copper
There¡¯d been a few factors at play when I agreed to attend the meeting, and only one had been the fear of being beaten into another coma.
Most pressing was the desire- the need- for something to do with my time. I wouldn¡¯t continue living the way I had been, and had yet to figure out a suitably painless way of dying. Until that happened, a break in the monotony was much needed. Besides, I actually had no idea why Hengrard even wanted to speak with us anyway. If it was to offer work¡No, it couldn¡¯t be. Could it?
Yeah, it could. Of course it could. But was it? I didn¡¯t want to accept the possibility, to even weigh the odds, because of one simple fact. As I was, I¡¯d almost reached some semblance of peace. There was a reassurance in rock bottom, a certainty in knowing there was nothing worse coming your way than what you already had. Hope would destroy that reassurance, shatter my certainty and leave me falling again. I could feel it doing that, already, and was desperate to cling on to my facsimile of relief.
The second factor was that I quite liked the idea of either blinding, crippling or killing the man who¡¯d stolen our fortune before I died. That was a very Solitaire thing to think, I knew, but in my defence a lot of his worldview and habits were a lot less insane when you lived in Redacle as opposed to earth. I¡¯d just have to make sure I kept telling myself that.
We were led into some old building that had clearly been important once, but had long since been left to decay and die. It was at least three stories, a rare example of all-stone architecture, and had windows boarded and barred with wooden shutters on every side. A fortress, then, or as close as the king of some regional town¡¯s criminal underclass could get. If anything it was impressive that the place was as big as it was. I started moving through the figures in my head, then gave up. Maths was never my forte, instead I whispered the question to Solitaire.
His estimates came back frustratingly fast. Three, maybe four thousand people in Jhigral. Call that three or four hundred starving and unemployed, and a quarter of them turned to consistent, violent crime. So we were looking at maybe a hundred men under Hengrard¡¯s control. Seventy five on the lower end.
Well, sixty seven to ninety five, actually. I felt a rare smile widen itself across my face. Beam had put at least four in the hospital, or would have if this world had anything worth comparing to one. I¡¯d hit one in the chest hard enough that I felt bones break, and Solitaire had bitten another¡¯s throat out and squeezed one more¡¯s groin so hard there¡¯d been blood washing his fingers right up until he went down. All things considered, I was quite happy to have made a dent in the bastard¡¯s operation, however small.
Hengrard himself was located in the centre of the building, probably for reasons of safety. We were led through more than a couple of winding corridors on our way to him, and a single glance at Solitaire told me he was memorising every turn we made on our way in. There were more than a few.
We soon came to the man¡¯s office, finding him sitting behind some big wooden desk, parchment and quills scattered across it like something out of¡Well, a fantasy novel. He didn¡¯t look pleased to see us. Good, the feeling was mutual.
¡°Gentlemen.¡± He called out, not even bothering to force a smile to contradict his voice. ¡°I will be frank, I was hoping we would never meet again.¡±
¡°Didn¡¯t know you were that sensible.¡± Beam cut in, with his usual tact. Solitaire just eyed a metal letter-opener on the desk, staring at it as if it were some big, juicy steak. I could practically see him counting guards, considering the likelihood of managing to put it through the leader¡¯s neck in time.
I decided to speak before he could get any of us riddled with shanks or cudgelled to death.
¡°We weren¡¯t expecting to see you, either.¡± I answered. ¡°After you tried to kill us and all.¡±
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He scoffed, as if I¡¯d just said snow was blue.
¡°Oh, you call that trying to kill you? No, we left you alive and uncrippled on purpose. Your debt to Corvan is well known and I¡¯d rather not draw the ire of a magus.¡±
So he might be too hesitant to fight back properly if another battle started? Interesting. Not that one could start, as we were now. If all three of us jumped our past selves from that alley, I doubted we¡¯d even bring down a single one before getting left unconscious in a gutter.
Starvation was a bastard of a thing.
¡°After you beat us into unconsciousness and robbed us, then.¡± I snapped, glaring openly at him, well past the point of caring enough about diplomacy not to. He smiled thinly.
¡°You resisted my offer,¡± he shrugged. ¡°And I have mouths to feed as well, you know. A lot more. Regardless, I¡¯m not interested in hurting you again. If I was you¡¯d both have come here with arrows through your knees first. I would like to make you an offer.¡±
I frowned, eying my friends with a silent question. Beam looked just as confused as me, but Solitaire had a thoughtful expression. I decided to see where this might go.
¡°What sort of offer?¡± I asked, watching his face carefully as it shifted and moved.
¡°The sort that gets you food, warm beds to sleep in and, if you¡¯re very very useful, perhaps enough coin to pay off most, maybe all, of your debt to old Corvan.¡± He said it all so simply that I almost didn¡¯t register the magnitude of his offer.
Of course, to him it was all small stuff. Matters of no import. Food? Not a problem, warmth? Who cares? Only the coin will have registered.
But to us, he was bargaining with life itself. I had to stifle my knee jerk reaction to start begging and scraping.
¡°You¡¯re in trouble.¡± Solitaire observed, eying the man like he were some hyena. ¡°Someone¡¯s moving in on your territory, right? Someone you¡¯re not certain you can out fight. Maybe a Witchfinder, but I¡¯d bet it¡¯s just another gang boss, someone from Wolney perhaps? You¡¯re scrambling to get as many fighting men as you can before it all kicks off in the hopes that you¡¯ll still be in charge when the dust settles.¡±
I must say, it was bloody satisfying to see someone else glare at Solitaire when he did that. Diplomacy was my area, but you should never underestimate a paranoid¡¯s ability to unravel ulterior motives. Even, on occasion, ones that actually existed.
By the expression on Hengrard¡¯s face, Solitaire had hit the nail on the head. The gang leader didn¡¯t look pleased, in fact he looked like he just had shit smeared across his face. I spoke to consolidate his victory before the enemy could adjust.
¡°And you remember how well we performed against your boys.¡± I cut in. ¡°Even half-starved, already beaten and chilled to the bone from miles of walking through snow. Even while we were exhausted from dragging the weight of two war horses behind us. Which makes us dangerous to fuck with, and useful now, right?¡±
Hengrard glared, clearly taking his time before speaking next. I was quick, and I made a point of being surrounded by quick people, but I knew better than to take this as a mark of his unintelligence. If anything, taking the caution to think every sentence through was a point in his favour, and against mine.
¡°...You have the broad strokes right.¡± He conceded at last, with all the eagerness of a dehydrated man giving up water. ¡°Eliza Wodal, is the name of the woman who runs the gang threatening to move in. See, a while ago they had a few men posted in an ambush point in the woods, guarding the road from Jhigral to some fancy tree with medicinal sap. Those men went missing, and now she¡¯s using it as an excuse to declare war, blaming it on us. I don¡¯t know if she killed them herself just for the excuse, honestly, or if she¡¯s just a moron, but either way the result is the same. She has a hundred men to my seventy, which means the fight isn¡¯t gonna be in our favour. Unless you join in.¡±
I almost shat my entire fucking self, and to this day I have no idea how all of us kept a straight face through that. Solitaire, I suppose, just had a naturally evil face that always looked like it was sneering, Beam might not have even been paying attention, and I was just about tearing every muscle in my head trying to keep the surprise from showing. It almost kept me from thinking through everything else Hengrard said.
One hundred on seventy, that was bad. Terrible actually- long fucking odds that I really didn¡¯t want to be on the wrong side of. On the other hand, long odds meant high pay. I¡¯d seen the desperation in this one, felt it palpably. He didn¡¯t want to lose whatever he¡¯d built here, and he didn¡¯t want to lose his life, which meant that he could be wrangled for a damn sight more than an affordable fee.
Was it worth it? I didn¡¯t know. We were hardly in fighting condition now, I could feel my stomach aching still, even feel my own body¡¯s weight just pressing down on my legs from above. At the last check, even Beam was sitting at Strength seven now, new Skillpoint expenditure included. If Hengrard thought he¡¯d be getting the wrecking crew equal to double its number from before, he had another thing coming.
No, but he wouldn¡¯t be expecting that, surely. I could see the sunken cheeks and weakness in my friends even now, he must¡¯ve been just as aware. Which meant he had other help available, or some other reason to think we could make up the difference.
So which was it? I thought it through long and hard, like Hengrard himself. And then gave the only answer I could.
¡°You have a deal.¡± I forced myself to say, burying the bitterness that came with working for the bastard who¡¯d mugged me. ¡°Now what in the hell makes you think we have a chance?¡±
Chapter 21
Beam POV: Day 41
Current Wealth: 0 silver 0 copper
Current Debt: 6 gold 44 silver 20 copper
I wasn¡¯t sure, exactly, how Shango managed to wrangle us a few weeks of free food and housing, but he did. I wasn¡¯t sure how he managed to convince that deal to hold, after Hengrard saw that we were each eating about double the usual amount, but he did. The situation was dire- a fight against three for every two on your own side usually was- but it was a hell of a lot better than starving had been, and it was something we could actually influence. None of us were planning on simply idling while it approached.
The road from Jhigral to Wolney was long, winding and, according to Hengrard¡¯s report, predicted by Elementalists- magi specialised in influencing and weighing the weather- to be made impassable with snow for at least a fortnight. So we¡¯d had a bit of wiggle room to prepare, recover and steady ourselves.
We used it well.
Bread and porridge was easily acquired, but I insisted on bargaining for a ration of meat, too. Some mutton and goat flesh from Hengrard¡¯s stores, just a few ounces each per day, but it had enough protein to make at least some difference when combined with our other measures.
As we saw it, our main priority was physical power. We were haggard and worn thinner than ever before, so getting to a fighting condition would be hard. But I¡¯d trained harder in the past. Compared to the pain of seeing my body wither away in this world, the effort of pushing it back up to ¡°merely¡± exceptional barely even registered.
Push ups, squats, sit ups and lots of running. I did them by the hundreds, by the mile. Jumping and sidestepping, improvising support beams for pull-up bars, callisthenics until the cows came home. It was oddly comforting. Even as I felt aghast at how difficult the simple exercises had become, I realised I was essentially back to my roots, working just as hard and just as slow as I had when I¡¯d first started seriously trying for the Olympics all those years ago.
That, and it was amazingly fun to watch Solitaire and Shango fail alongside me.
My friends swore, begged, bargained and bitched, and I didn¡¯t let them get out of a single exercise. Pushing them right alongside myself, taking motivation from the knowledge that they¡¯d use my stopping as an excuse to quit themselves. All the while we prepared, we were practically inhaling eggs and meat, porridge and bread, guzzling water to hydrate our tortured bodies and resting only as a reluctant concession to the logistics of muscle-building.
By the end of the second week, we¡¯d gained most of our mass back. Not all as muscle, though. Our bodies, apparently, had adjusted to starvation and started piling a bit more fat on. That was fine- if anything fat would help, Solitaire politely let us know that it was better than any other soft tissue for stopping a blade- but it was disheartening.
So we worked even harder for the third week.
It ended quickly, time compressing amid our focus, and soon enough we heard word that a large number of men had been sighted moving to Jhigral from the numerous roads connecting it to Wolney. Time was up, and the fight was on us. All we had left was to see how well we¡¯d prepared.
For his part, Hengrard was more than competent at outfitting us. We all got thick woollen clothes, warm, but more importantly coiled and tough enough that they might stop a knife. Our own weapons were ones we¡¯d already practised with, and of comparable quality to what most of Hengrard¡¯s boys would be using anyway, but we had the chance for a few choice surprises, too.
Solitaire, back on the very first day after our deal, had asked for a giant pile of horse shit. Literally. I hadn¡¯t known why, hadn¡¯t asked, and he¡¯d just giggled when Shango had. I figured we¡¯d find out soon enough. Sooner than I liked, actually, because it was on the afternoon of the twenty-third day since our deal, and the forty-first day since our arrival, that we were called on to ready ourselves for it.
As modern humans, it was nothing new for us to see the assembly of people. They were countable in the dozens, on our side, and that was nothing at all back home. Solitaire would¡¯ve seen two, even three times as many every time his year assembled in highschool- Shango probably saw even more just occupying individual market streets in Nigeria. Me? Fuck, I¡¯m fairly sure your average football or baseball game in the U.S filled its stadium with easily a thousand times as many.
It was a different thing entirely, though, to know that they were all on our side, all armed, and all ready for a fight. And that was what let it all sink in. This wasn¡¯t some bar brawl, it was a fucking war. And we were on the outnumbered side.
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Solitaire spoke first, among the three of us. He wasn¡¯t as good with people as Shango, definitely wasn¡¯t half the businessman, but he was king when it came to matters of killing or being killed.
¡°They¡¯ll be attacking, right?¡± He asked. Then continued before anyone could answer.
¡°Advantage us, if you had enough spies to hear what Wolney¡¯s Elementalists were saying then I¡¯ll guess they have enough to know what¡¯s happening here and where we¡¯re hiding out. So they¡¯ll be cutting in through the Ratpass to reach us as quickly as possible with all their forces concentrated.¡±
Hengrard hesitated, thought, then nodded.
¡°...Makes sense.¡±
It did, at that. The Ratpass was a long stretch of trench about fifteen feet wide that cut right through the city¡¯s centre. Apparently it had once held a redirected river, but long since fallen out of use. Dried out and left to a neglected state of disrepair. These days it was just a good shortcut. And a relatively tight one. Solitaire grinned.
¡°Then let¡¯s go and meet them there.¡± He announced, setting off at a walk. ¡°Their numbers won¡¯t be as good in there, they won¡¯t have as easy a time surrounding us, and I have a little surprise stashed away just in case.¡±
That got him a lot of sceptical looks.
¡°The base is¡Fortified.¡± One man brought up. Solitaire shrugged.
¡°It can¡¯t hold all of us, who¡¯s waiting outside?¡±
Hengrard was quick in speaking then. I realised that Solitaire had been pretty damned sneaky in engineering a way of forcing him to.
¡°Reserves.¡± He snapped, ¡°Ready to ambush them when they try to break in.¡±
Solitaire grinned.
¡°Then lend ¡®em to us, and we¡¯ll ambush them when they¡¯re trying to approach, instead.¡±
It took some convincing, but apparently Hengrard wasn¡¯t particularly attached to his men in the first place. He probably didn¡¯t think any of the ones not inside could do much good, probably hoped that the lack of encirclement would do a lot of heavy lifting. Maybe he was just stupid. I really wasn¡¯t sure how Solitaire and Shango managed it, but we were soon moving in to fight a hundred men with barely twelve on our own side. We hurried, moving almost at a jog, and shotyl we were on the Ratpass.
Then, we saw the enemy moving down it further ahead.
There were a lot, and they were moving with a purpose. Whether it was a hundred or not, I really couldn¡¯t say, but the crowd seemed at least a bit bigger than ours had been in full, and a lot bigger than the group we had now. It was like comparing an elephant to a person, almost, and every bit as demoralising as you¡¯d expect. They were almost to the end of the Ratway, now, just fifty yards from scaling the big slope at its head. When they did that, they¡¯d be on us.
Solitaire stepped forwards as if those half hundred paces were a hundred miles, moving to a large pile of planks and rubbish, shifting it aside to pull something out. A barrel. He grinned.
¡°What¡Is that?¡± Shango asked him, concern palpable in the question. Concern palpable in me, too, as it would have been in anyone who knew Solitaire and had seen him pull something out from a hiding place.
Our friend didn¡¯t answer, just pulled out a tinderbox- probably loaned from the gangsters- and lit a big fuse protruding from the top.
It was that, at last, that made me realise the obvious.
¡°You didn¡¯t!¡± I gasped, and he looked over his shoulder, laughing.
¡°Why do you think I needed the SHIT?!¡± He sneered. ¡°God, do you know how long I¡¯ve waited to do something like this?¡± He turned his eyes to the group at large. ¡°ALRIGHT BOYS AND GIRLS, EVERYBODY STEP BACK, THIS IS GONNA BE A SPLASH ZONE.¡±
Our enemies must¡¯ve seen us, because they were running faster now. Barely fifty feet away, and closing by the second. Solitaire tipped the big barrel down the ramp into the Ratpath, watching as the wooden keg- maybe half his height and two feet wide- rolled and bounced and thudded hard into the stone floor down below. The fuse kept burning, flame now an inch from the base. By the time it disappeared into the wood, men had already surrounded it all.
Explosions were common in modern earth, but, oddly enough, being near them- let alone near them regularly- was not. The first thing that hit me was the sheer dirtiness of it, smoke and soot blowing out in all directions at once, like a mushroom cloud. The second thing was the pressure.
My teeth rattled, ears ached, eyes watered as heat and force battered me at once, sending me back a step and looking away while the screams rang out below. I heard Solitaire laughing, barely, over the din. Then the air was clearing, and I risked a look back to watch the result of his work.
Limbs, everywhere. Most were within twenty feet of the epicentre, some scattered far enough that they¡¯d landed past the scorch marks. The atmosphere was full of churning smog, all white and grey, a smokescreen I could barely even look past. Behind it bodies were strewn about, ten, a dozen, twenty. I could only estimate it as a significant portion of the enemy. More were wounded, lying and screaming, clutching ruined faces and gushing ears. There was a terrified tremble running through our team, and then Solitaire was roaring out another cackle.
¡°COME ON, WHILE THEY¡¯RE REELING, OR ARE YOU BOYS TOO SCARED TO FIGHT EVEN WITH A WIZARD ON YOUR SIDE!?¡±
There was something different about him, and it was infectious. A sudden animalism to his voice, a savagery to his eyes, an eagerness to the way he started running down the slope, knife clutched hard in one hand, length of wood tighter still in the other. Solitaire barely took two paces before I was after him, and not even three before the rest of the men were charging down, roaring and laughing.
Our enemies were still reeling when we reached them, else we¡¯d probably have been cut to pieces, and I felt all the old reflexes start taking over as we closed in. My spear went through one of their necks before he even knew I was there, and this time I had the chance to rip it free before stabbing another, gutting this one with a twist of the shaft and letting entrails spill out like worms in a corpse as he fell.
An instant later, the rest of our men crashed into theirs, and everything became chaos.
Chapter 22
Solitaire POV: Day 41
Current Wealth: 0 silver 0 copper
Current Debt: 6 gold 44 silver 20 copper
I had a man¡¯s cock in my mouth, and not in the fun way. He screamed while I chewed away at it, biting through fabric, skin, then veins and gristle, tearing what was left of the mangled organs free with a sharp wrench of my neck. The man spasmed beneath me, and I was an instant away from smashing his brains out with my rock when I caught movement in my periphery.
A quick roll took me from the axe swing¡¯s path and left the blade stuck in the first man¡¯s belly, worsening his already sub-average day. In the time its wielder took to free it, I was already up and throwing. My rock bounced from his cheek, sending him a stunned step back and leaving a chance for me to bowl him over in a tackle. He struggled, I strangled.
A fist caught my face, I answered with a headbutt that knocked the fight out of him, and before it could come back I was turning the limp gangster over and gripping his skull and jaw as tightly as I could.
One swift wrench was enough to snap the spine, then I was standing again, moving onto the next one.
He was ready for me, and wielding a big, horrible meat cleaver already stained with someone¡¯s blood. I glanced around, saw that half our boys were dead, and the enemy starting to galvanise, and decided that not getting gutted was the better part of valour. There were always better ways to fight a nasty, dangerous man than face to face, even if you couldn¡¯t wait for him to take a nap.
I turned and sprinted for the slope, arsehole in hot pursuit. He was almost on me, deliberately slow as my pace was, when I dropped to the ground and lashed a kick for his knee. It struck, with all of my force meeting all of his momentum, challenged by bones left shrivelled and thin by a lifetime of pre-industrial nutrition. The joint broke, the gangster fell, and my boot was coming down on his neck before he could even scream. I felt the snap run through my leg, oddly satisfying.
With that finished, it didn¡¯t take long to spot my friends in the melee- even though it had long since shifted to resemble a remarkably pointy mosh pit. Beam was running around and kicking the fuck out of everybody, using his spear half like an actual spear and half like a bloody big club, and seemingly equally deadly with either. Shango was a bit more restrained, circling the fights, staying defensive and clinging close to the olympian. Both, however, were dangerously near to being encircled. Bollocks, I¡¯d been hoping to save my last surprise for later.
I wasn¡¯t actually a wizard, by the way, that was what we in the gaming community refer to as ¡®a lie¡¯. What I was, was very, very clever. And well supplied with horseshit, charcoal and elemental sulphur. All the ingredients for black powder. I¡¯d used most of it in the big bomb, which by my count had either killed or de-limbed seventeen of the enemy. The rest had been split between two things, one a surprise waiting back near the ¡°fort¡±, and the other¡
Well, the other was in my pocket.
I withdrew the pipe bomb- fashioned from a chair leg, makeshift fuse and the rest of my explosives- and knelt down with the tinder, keeping an eye out for attackers while I lit it. I was a safe distance away from the actual fighting, though, and got it done soon enough. Standing, I steadied my aim and chucked it at the greatest concentration of enemy.
Now, I¡¯m aware you probably think it was extremely dangerous and unwise to throw a deadly bomb into a fight my friends were actively engaged in. To answer your inevitable criticism, however, let me just say that you¡¯re a massive pussy, probably boring to be around at parties, and likely will be useless when the government tries to kill everybody.
My aim was perfect, the bomb arced just as I¡¯d hoped, and it went off at around chest-height. I didn¡¯t quite see how many it killed, but it had everybody nice and panicked again. Beam and Shango were given time for pause, and I was on them an instant later, sprint taking only a few seconds without anything in my way.
¡°We¡¯re leaving.¡± I told them, and they both nodded and listened, turning to sprint along with me as we tore away from the fight.
It wasn¡¯t as smooth as I¡¯d have hoped. The other gangsters, apparently, saw the way the wind was blowing and started running too- scattering in all directions, and leaving the enemy free to pursue. We had a head start, and we were plenty faster, but the difference wasn¡¯t as big as I¡¯d have hoped. We tore down one alley, making a really big wish that we lost pursuit.
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We didn¡¯t. Footsteps raced after us from behind, echoing along the cobbles, bouncing off the walls. It was one of the scariest sounds I¡¯ve ever heard. Scary enough to risk a glance over my shoulder, and confirm the numbers.
Three. Well, it could be worse. One was a bit big, massive really, but besides that it seemed we were ahead of the curve. I heard Shango swear beside me, and glanced to see he was looking too.
¡°The big guy¡¯s fucking level thirteen.¡± He swore again. I joined in this time, and started running all the faster.
We were faster than two of them, but the big one tore ahead of his compatriots, closing in with a terrible certainty. I realised, then, that he¡¯d catch Shango and Beam without a doubt.
But not me. I¡¯d put all my Skillpoints into Speed, and I was a decent sprinter even before that. By now I was the fastest, and I had the feeling I could pull ahead of this one even in the worst circumstances. Now, though, when he¡¯d be catching two others first?
As the saying went, I didn¡¯t even need to be faster than him. Just faster than the slowest one in our group. Faster than Shango. I felt a chill run down my spine, as I realised what needed to be done.
I turned, rock already in my hand, wrist flicking at the end of my throw to send it hurtling at the bastard as fast as I could manage.
¡°Fight them here!¡± I roared, just an instant after the stone hit a chest. A useless throw, really, such a light projectile would never do anything unless I caught the face, but it stunned the bastard and galvanised my friends. All of us halted at once, then charged the big fucker.
I reached him first, much to my regret. He surprised me by lashing out with an open palm, stopping me instantly from my sprint and punting me onto my back. All the air left my lungs at once, and I lay there gasping while he closed in- only to be driven back as Beam smashed into him. Shango seized my shoulder, dragging me to my feet with a concerned stare, and I forced a grin to calm him. Both of us moved to help Beam at once when we realised the Big One¡¯s friends were already arriving.
¡°One each.¡± I barked, picking a gangster at random and lunging for him. It was a mistake, I was still winded, and the sudden stab of pain in my torso slowed me to a stumble, just about letting him crack a haymaker against my jaw that drove me back again. I caught Shango fighting the other from the corner of my eyes, then I found my footing and closed up to block another punch.
The enemy seemed unarmed, which was likely the only reason I hadn¡¯t died already, but he was damned good at using those fists even with nothing in them. By the time I¡¯d recovered enough to move quickly, he¡¯d already landed a dozen more hits. Bruising forearms and biceps, catching my head once. He was fast, skilled, and clearly experienced. Probably he¡¯d been in more fights than me, and he definitely seemed better trained. All that, and I¡¯d lost my knife in the melee before.
It was a shame he was half a foot shorter than me, or he¡¯d probably have won.
Another haymaker came, and I lowered my guard for it, ducking down into the punch to catch fist with forehead. I felt the knuckles breaking against me, heard his cry of pain confirm it, then I was lunging to grab him. He backed away, desperately scrambling to break my hold as I snagged clothes with my curling fingers. Something tripped him and he went down, almost dragging me with him before I solidified my footing, corrected my hold and hauled.
One hundred and ten pounds of gangster lifted high into the air, flailing and yelping in surprise, not stopping until it was already raised fully over my head. I held him there for a moment, even looking into his eyes as our heads rested conveniently facing one another. Then I reversed the motion, and all the muscles that had been fighting gravity now gave it a hand.
He hit the ground shoulder-first, and probably broke every bone within inches of the impact point. Actually bounced a few centimetres into the air before coming to a rest, and lay there gasping while I cocked my leg back and threw a kick into his ribs. They broke, he rolled, then stopped at a wall. Blood was leaking from his lips, and his eyes were dazed and cloudy. Not a problem, for now. Probably not a problem ever again.
I turned to see Shango¡¯s opponent was just as fast, and winning. Landing punches everywhere my friend¡¯s guard wasn¡¯t, kicking at legs to trip him, sticking his fists in all the nasty spots dear old mum had taught me to aim for. He didn¡¯t notice me closing in until I was already on him- the poor bastard, turning just in time for his face to catch the headbutt I¡¯d thrown with all my velocity at once.
His skull cracked beneath mine, and he started falling instantly. I caught him, hoisted him up, then headbutted him again in the same spot. Then again, and the cracks became fractures. Another two and the fractures widened. By the time I finished- by the time my skull was pounding with the pain of being used as a bludgeon- the gangster¡¯s head didn¡¯t really resemble a head anymore.
That was just about dead enough for my taste, and I let him fall. Turning, I flashed a grin at Shango only to see him staring ahead in horror, and slowly followed his gaze.
Beam hit the ground, rolled four yards to a stop at our feet, and coughed where he lay.
The Big Fucker stalked after him, taller than any of us, muscled like a boar and pale as a Klansman¡¯s uniform. He looked pissed, eyes flicking between his dead and dying friends, and all I could was manage to do was raise my hands before he was on me.
Chapter 23
Shango POV: Day 41
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Solitaire was already lunging for the big guy while Beam groaned at our feet, and I was following after him, only hesitating for an instant. A giant fist came around for my friend¡¯s head, and he caught it with his brow. I expected to see the knuckles break, like so many others had meeting his favourite trick. They didn¡¯t. Solitaire stumbled back, shocked and dazed, while another blow came in for his guts. This one was barely blocked, tossing him flat against the floor. It wasn¡¯t like watching a brawl, I thought. Like watching a man with hammers fight one without.
For a moment the enemy¡¯s focus was entirely on Solitaire, and I took that opportunity to throw a punch of my own. Swinging my whole body around, using it to lever my arm, keeping the thumb out of my fist. Everything I¡¯d been taught. It bounced off the man¡¯s cheek like he was some giant boulder, actually making my wrist sting, and the sight of his eyes coming to rest on me had me just about shitting myself.
Then a heel shot up from the ground to catch him between the legs, and he folded over, stumbling back amid a string of curses as Solitaire rolled and stood, staggering back into the fight like a drunkard and chasing the enemy further back with a haymaker. For one wonderful, precious moment the man just kept out of arms¡¯ reach and carried on reeling. Then his pain subsided, and he was back at us with all the speed of a pouncing lion.
Solitaire seemed to be the focus, backstepping while the big man chased, and I followed. My punches thudded into his back one after the other, but it felt more like a wall of stone than flesh, and I suspected my knuckles were hurting more than his body. Solitaire was faring little better, covered up to weather the bombardment of punches smashing into his guard from every side there was, balance shaking by the step, face twisted up in effort and pain. His back was soon at the wall, retreat forcibly stopped, and I felt a stab of panic as I saw the giant rear up for his widest strike yet.
It never landed, because Beam was on him first. Slamming into his ribs shoulder-first with all the speed of a sprinter, driving him back with all the pneumatic force of a wrestler, circling around the moment his momentum was stopped and lancing the man¡¯s lower back with elbows that wouldn¡¯t have been entirely out of place in some professional MMA ring. Solitaire was big, broadened now by Beam¡¯s training, and he¡¯d hit hard, but Beam actually smashed the man down onto his knees.
He wasn¡¯t that low for so long as a second before Solitaire moved in, swinging a hip-height kick around that cracked perfectly against the giant¡¯s vulnerable temple. He dropped like a sack of rocks.
I realised, then, that I was just staring while my friends fought and bled. The anger that filled me with had me by their side a single instant later, all three of us stomping away at the bastard while he tried to rise.
We were stronger than we¡¯d been on arrival, now. Including Beam thanks to his Skillpoint. And there were three of us to his one, all of our focus on the beating, all of our minds locked in, calling on our days training together, hunting together and surviving together. So it was incredible how little it did.
My heel clipped his chin, and he barely flinched. Solitaire¡¯s knee found an eye socket, and he only growled. Beam landed some bloody overhead kick right into the back of his neck, and all it did was send him forwards a step. A step, I saw, that he now took with both feet flat on the ground, having managed to fully stand up.
A fist came, Solitaire dodged, and I went low for the guy¡¯s groin. He must¡¯ve seen it coming because a knee hit my chest, and next thing I knew the sky was looking down at me, laughing. Eyes watery, vision fuzzy, head ringing like someone was smashing away at a bell inside.
Why was it grey? Snow was white, wasn¡¯t it? And it¡¯d been snowing, all the snow that hadn¡¯t fallen yet- that would fall, probably, in the night- was still up there. So why was it grey instead of white?
I pondered the matter for about as long as it took my brain to finish getting the high score in cranial pinball, then my consciousness stabilised, my thoughts stopped being runny around the edges, and I remembered that my friends were still fighting Kratos. I sat bolt upright, cursing as I saw the display ahead.
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Beam was down again, rising slowly, and Solitaire was clinging to the giant¡¯s back like some feral beast, snarling and spitting, fingers digging into all the painful spots. His face was pressed against the side of the man¡¯s head, and a scream was cutting the air. I took a moment to realise it was coming from the giant, and then I saw why.
Solitaire yanked his face back, and a spray of blood jumped after it. Clinging to his hair, cheeks, scalp, raining down to stain the dirt. In the side of the man¡¯s head, where he¡¯d just been pressing his mouth, I saw a mess of mangled flesh and oozing veins. It looked like fucking hamburger meat, not least of all the ear- which seemed to have been fully chewed off.
Just before I could wonder where it was, Solitaire spat the mangled organ out at the giant¡¯s feet, then shifted his place on the man¡¯s back to start biting at the other. Fucking hell.
Almost fortunately, he never managed to complete it. The giant slammed himself back-first into an alley wall, with Solitaire pinned between the bricks and his shoulder blades. Coughing something agonising, my friend dropped from him just in time to catch another punch across the face, which just about flattened him. I was on the giant now, kicking at a knee this time and actually connecting quite well. The man cursed, turned with a slight limp and swore after me as I turned to sprint away before he even rounded. He was pursuing fast when Beam came flying at him.
He ducked, wove, punched and elbowed, lasting all of a few more seconds, then falling back down. I came in with another kick, this time to the ribs, and almost fell over with the force of it. The giant, though, barely took a step back. Then he was coming back for me.
This wasn¡¯t like fighting the troll, this was an opponent that could think and there was something fiercely terrifying about that.
I punched him in the nose, and to my surprise he actually blinked. After that, he punched me.
When I woke up, Solitaire was being strangled, suspended fully off the air in a two-handed grip, legs kicking out feebly beneath him. Beam was groaning, lying face-down and not moving nearly enough for my liking, and everyone else was still gone.
I groaned, stood, shuddered and charged. Punching back, belly, ribs. All to no avail. Panic started building when Solitaire turned red , and I jumped up to start chewing at the giant¡¯s other ear.
Either my friend had the bite force of a pitbull, or there was some technique to dismemberment via jaw that I¡¯d not learned, because I found the remaining side of the man¡¯s head putting up a lot more resistance than I¡¯d expected. I abandoned the effort after Solitaire went from red to purple, and cursed.
Time for my last hail mary.
I dug a thumb into what was left of his missing ear, pressing the digit into yielding flesh, watching with disgust as more blood welled from the mess. A scream told me the giant was feeling it, his head turning to deny me access, arms folding on instinct to make his body more compact.
Arms folding, with Solitaire still held in them. Bringing him closer to the bastard¡¯s face. It didn¡¯t even take an instant before two more thumbs were stuck in him, this time each one pressing down on an eye. He screamed, let go instantly and reached up to pry Solitaire off. Solitaire didn¡¯t let him, letting go before he could, dropping down and swinging an uppercut up directly into the giant¡¯s groin.
The kick that followed sent Solitaire almost as far back as the troll had, and he wasn¡¯t moving much when he landed. I actually blocked the backhand the giant threw next, but I might as well have blocked a sledgehammer swing. I still ended up groaning in a heap.
And that was it, I was fucked. I tried to move, but my body had other ideas. It was all I could do to crane my neck and see the giant approaching me, face tattooed, bald head scarred, neck and shoulder completely red where the unending ear-blood had soaked through. It looked like I was going to die.
That was¡Fine. A curious thought, but I could hardly deny it. I''d already been planning to off myself a few weeks ago, at least now I¡¯d go out having fought with a bit of hope first. I closed my eyes, waiting for the stomp that would surely snap something important enough to kill me.
And it never came. I looked up, surprised to find a dense light spewing out across the alley, eyes watering at its intensity. Skin itching with the touch of something else, that I recognised only from Corvan¡¯s healing magics.
We hadn¡¯t asked about why Beam picked his name to be what it was, but he¡¯d told us. Beam, like a streak of light. Beam like a sunray. Beam because that¡¯s what he always got told his smile was like. Beam, to remind him not to let that smile slip while we were here.
Yeah, a bit of a drama queen, our friend, but one tends to be when one competes on a global scale. Anyway, he was getting the last laugh now, because fuck me was that light bright. Bright, grey, somehow, and coming from between his hands.
I just about made a shape out, long, sort of cylindrical, humming and ephemeral in its form. It looked almost like some energy sword from Halo, like light given mass, and I had about a half second to admire the fact before he lunged with it. The air screamed as he moved, as if even it was scared of his new weapon.
And I could feel the magic off of it from across the alley.
Chapter 24
Beam POV: Day 41
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Current Debt: 6 gold 44 silver 20 copper
I was fairly certain that, generally speaking, corpses didn¡¯t actually have visible stink lines coming off of them, let alone dully glowing flies mere minutes after death. The one I was looking at did, though.
At first I thought maybe I¡¯d just been hit harder than I initially suspected, but they got clearer, not more faded, as my vision focused and my headache subsided. They were all tinged grey and just barely luminous, like some deepwater animal dragged up to the surface and allowed to glow in the air. And yet they jumped out to my vision. Something about them demanded my attention, registering as clear to me as my own heartbeat.
Groaning, I rolled onto my side and glanced up. Kratos was making his way to Shango, at best I had about five seconds before my friend was dead. I moved faster, kneeling up, shuffling towards the corpse, ignoring my body swearing at me with every inch cleared. I was beside it soon, forcing a foot underneath me, then standing with an exertive roar.
Something brushed against my hand, and I didn¡¯t need to look to know what it was. The grey¡Mystery. Whatever was emanating out of that corpse. I ran my fingers through it, then closed them into a fist, binding it into my grip and feeling it solidify.
It felt like death, decay. Like the corpse was resting in my hand, touching my mind, whispering at my thoughts. My fatigue started to bleed away, and in its place I felt something new. An emotion that wasn¡¯t mine, an instinct that wasn¡¯t human, an urge that wasn¡¯t natural.
Yes, yes! Now tear him apart! Sunder him!
That voice, echoing around in my head, was definitely not my own. It wasn¡¯t that of anyone I knew, and far more coherent than any of the fuzzy hallucinations that sometimes accompanied a blow to the noggin. I knew all that, but I didn¡¯t have the time or luxury of giving it any more serious thought. I tightened my fist, finally glancing at what it held.
Grey, swirling energies. I might have guessed as much, but now they¡¯d congealed into something solid. A long bar, cylindrical and thick, heavy like a chunk of wrought iron. I could feel the strength in it, and something more. An icy feeling leaking out of the material and up through my arm.
It made me want to move, to kill. I obliged it.
A roar escaped me, running out of my mouth on instinct alone, and it snapped the pale giant¡¯s head around just in time for him to see me come flying across the alley at a sprint. He raised a guard, and I swung my new weapon for his head, missed, then twisted around to bring it back for his ribs. It was a motion I¡¯d practised a thousand times- ten thousand- and it was all the easier for how light this weapon was compared to the swords I¡¯d trained with.
Light, and viciously deadly. As if it weighed ten times more on the moment of impact. I felt ribs crack as it bounced off the bald man¡¯s side, and the weapon fizzled out of existence before I could repeat the motion. My enemy was still stunned, hunched down and clutching his wounded torso, precious seconds bought for me to adjust to being without a weapon once more.
So I did, lashing out a kick for his head.
That same exact technique had staggered a troll, within our earliest days in Redacle. I was stronger, now, and this fucker was definitely no troll. He went down instantly, and I followed him, taking the mount position on sheer muscle memory as hours of grappling came back to me. I was slamming elbows and hammerfists down onto his head for what felt like a minute before he finally made his move.
It was a simple one, but effective. He just grabbed me, then hauled me off him like I was a little kid, sent me rolling and scraping along the jagged alley floor while he stumbled to his feet. I hurried up after, managing to stand just in time to leap back from a haymaker which might¡¯ve cracked my skull open otherwise. Then my back hit the wall.
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He didn¡¯t hesitate even an instant, another punch flying for me, this time forcing me to block. Easier to guard against a fucking baseball bat, the sheer size of his arm almost bowled me over, and an instant later his giant hands were closing around my throat, squeezing. I tried to pry the fingers off, to no avail. Tried to break his grip with all the techniques I¡¯d learned, and none worked. It was like getting throttled by a fucking powerlifter, by a bear. Raw strength being applied in enough volume that skill and experience went entirely out the window.
And then I remembered his ribs.
I kicked them, hard, right in the injured spot, and he released me. Took a step back, even while I darted to one side, ignoring the urge to let myself recover and forcing my body to throw another strike. This one was far better in form, and the power it injected into his side was enough that I could feel the bones shifting place where my knuckles touched them. Kratos was kneeling again, this time coughing up blood, and I allowed myself a single instant to ready the finishing blow.
It was another kick, carefully aimed and perfectly thrown, heel catching his neck right at the base of it. That magic spot where the spine transitioned from torso to skull. Something cracked, and the man started spasming. I watched while he kicked and gibbered beneath me.
Solitaire was right, it really does take fucking ages for someone to die properly. But he did. I let a few stomps come down on his neck and skull, once he was finally still. Just to be sure. And then I was turning to my friends.
Shango was absolutely fucked, but still conscious. He eyed me with a mix of confusion and awe as I helped him stand, turning sharply to where Solitaire had fallen. Even that motion made him wince- he was in bad, bad condition. We all were, I supposed, not least of all me. Whatever had come over me to let my body move the way it had, it was wearing off, I could feel all the aches and pains return. Worse, now, probably agitated by my adrenaline rush. I could only hope I had enough left in the tank to make it back to our side¡¯s hideout.
Solitaire was groaning, but conscious, when we came to him. He¡¯d gotten off the worst, apparently, having fought the giant about as much as me, without years of olympic training to help out. He mumbled something about the one percent and lizards while we slung him over our shoulders. Sounded like himself, at least.
That left the two of us confident enough in his recovery to spend a few minutes searching the alley for discarded weapons, retrieving a few knives, pocketing them posthaste and making our way out.
Shango didn¡¯t wait long to speak, once we¡¯d started our limp back to homebase. His questions came rapidly, and pointedly.
¡°What the shit was that light you conjured?¡± He demanded, eying me like I was some specimen in front of a microscope.
It was disconcerting, but I wasn¡¯t in any mood to be particularly bothered by such things. I answered him.
¡°I have no idea.¡± I said, honestly. ¡°I just¡I wanted a weapon, and then I saw this weird grey stuff floating around the corpse¡So I grabbed it, and it became a club.¡±
Shango didn¡¯t look mollified by the information. I pressed on anyway.
¡°There was this voice egging me on as I used it, too, telling me to kill the guy.¡± He blanched, and I winced, sighing. ¡°You think I¡¯ve snapped.¡±
Shango snorted.
¡°Of course not. Hearing voices, alone? Yeah, sure, odds are you¡¯re crazy. Going nuts exactly as you start using some weird magic, though, is one coincidence more than I care to count. I¡¯d guess there¡¯s more to this than either of us know.¡±
And that was all we said on the topic. It wasn¡¯t a long conversation, and I was grateful for the fact. More grateful, though, to have had it at all. It hadn¡¯t registered to me how worried I was about the idea that I¡¯d cracked, until I said it aloud. And Shango¡¯s dismissing the notion was exactly what I needed.
A bit convenient, that. Was he just saying what he said to keep me functional while weapons were still drawn?
Maybe. I didn¡¯t imagine I had any way of knowing if he was. When someone like Shango wanted to trick you, you¡¯d be tricked. And yet he was my friend.
I¡¯m not Solitaire, not even remotely. Trust always came easy to me. I took comfort in it while we shuffled our way back. As my body became heavier, more pained and slower with seemingly every step, that comfort grew ever more important.
But not as important as it was when we actually arrived.
The big, robust building the rest of our side was camped out in still held strong, we could see, but the enemy had clearly gotten to it before us. They were crowded around it, surrounding the place in some big ring, all however many dozen were left. They held cudgels, knives, all the same weapons as the bastards in the alleys. Swapping arrows with defenders propped behind windows. All of them seemed either lightly injured or in perfect condition, and the panic Solitaire¡¯s bomb had spread through their numbers was nowhere to be seen.
We were cut off, outnumbered twenty or more to one. And we were a lot more beaten up now than before.
Chapter 25
Solitaire POV: Day 41
Current Wealth: 0 silver 0 copper
Current Debt: 6 gold 44 silver 20 copper
So, we were fucked.
Not the nicest realisation to be greeting me upon waking up, but I was always a practical fellow. Better to accept reality for what it is than whinge and bitch about what it ought to be. Even if there¡¯s a lot to whinge about.
Fifty feral, malnourished apeman bastards between us and salvation. Some among them, according to Shango, packing levels almost comparable to Kratos. We¡¯d been operating on the assumption that there wouldn¡¯t be many humans over level one in this conflict, and that had been mistaken. Tragically so.
We sat around planning for a while, while the enemy readied themselves for their attack on the building. It was annoyingly far from any other structures, so jumping onto its roof was out of the question. The floor around here was actually paved, too, which ruled out digging- though I reckon we¡¯d have needed wooden beams and a few weeks for that to be practical either way. If calling the guards would have done anything, they¡¯d have already been swarming the place too, so it appeared we¡¯d be on our own.
Fighting through them was technically an option, but then, so was stabbing ourselves in the balls, and I didn¡¯t fancy our chances with either.
Now, all of us are fairly clever guys. Even Beam, weirdly enough, when he¡¯s not busy swinging a sword like the juice button ape. It took us some thinking to get a workable plan, but we did. Eventually.
Mind you, that plan was not exactly perfect. Or complex. It might actually have been a matter for debate whether it even constituted a plan at all, come to think of it, but it was the best we had. Better to accept reality for what it is than whinge and bitch about what it ought to be.
We waited until night fell, checking our bodies for wounds- which were more painful than damaging- while killing time as Beam practiced trying to replicate the fucking magic sword powers he apparently had and Shango and I tried to figure out if we had anything similar. No luck on either account. We finally found the skies dark enough for us to make our move, which was honestly more worrisome than relieving. Our move was a crude, risky, terrifying thing. And now we¡¯d used up our last excuse to delay doing it.
I came out first, despite my wounds. Movements sluggish, body aching, but alert enough for what needed doing. I had a knife held tight in one hand and was wrapped in the darkest fabrics we could scrounge up, Now or never.
The enemy were still encircling the building, and I approached one from behind. He was a few yards from either of his friends at best, but light was expensive in primitive worlds like this, and so were decent nutrients. His vision wouldn¡¯t be nearly as good at picking up shapes in darkness than us modern humans. Was that right? I swore I¡¯d remembered it correctly, from some article about pre-industrial society and sleep patterns.
Well, time to bet my life on remembering correctly. I closed in behind him.
Dear old mother had been a careful teacher. Clever, focused, and with a genuine passion for ensuring her lessons stuck. The jagged old bitch had made nice and sure to keep me quiet when I moved, picking me up on every creaking floorboard and hard footstep, teaching me how to glide through obstacles. I couldn¡¯t fight like Beam, probably never would, but that was fine by me. The best way to start a fight was by instantly killing the fucker you were fighting, before he knew there was a fight starting.
My knife found the neck easily enough, always a good place to cut if you want something dead quickly. I pressed it hard against the skin, then rolled it along the outside, cleaving through the carotid, moving to nick the jugular in one motion. Nick, not sever completely. That was annoying, I let the pressure eb too early, probably bought the bastard a few extra seconds of life. I¡¯d have to correct for that next time.
Next time, but not now. Now I focused on leaning in, grabbing him, wrapping an arm tight around his chest and squeezing down on the man¡¯s voice box. Keeping him from making any noise. I held him still, hoisted him back so he couldn¡¯t kick the ground and alert his friends, felt his heartbeat slowing against me as his struggles weakened. Then he was still. I held him a few moments more, to be sure his veins were nice and empty.
Looking around, I could just dimly make out the two men closest to us. Both had their eyes ahead, watching the building, both were upwards of twelve feet away. They would¡¯ve probably still seen me if the moon was out, or the world lit by a modern city¡¯s artificial glow, but for once the world was doing me a favour. Everything was dark enough that even a lifetime of easy carrot access didn¡¯t let my baby blues catch them clearly in the gloom.
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I smiled in relief, let out a breath I¡¯d been holding a bit too long, and advanced on the second. He died quicker.
By the time the night was too light to continue, I¡¯d killed eight people, and counted the rest. Forty six left in total, not a bad haul at all. But we wouldn¡¯t get another chance at this. I knew that much the moment the first alarmed cry made its way out across the town of Jhigral.
Ugh, people were always so whiny when they got scared. Did it cost so much to shut up? To bite your tongue? To just accept reality for what it was, rather than whinge and bitch about what it ought to be? I wish I could kill more of the simpering, spineless animals.
¡°Fucking lethal, man!¡± Beam grinned, slapping me on the back about as hard as a normal person might have, if their fist were a sledgehammer head. It was good to receive, in any case, not least because it meant I was back within arms¡¯ reach of my allies.
We kept an eye on the enemy even while grinning about our victory, and it was Shango who first noticed the change when it came.
¡°They¡¯re moving.¡± He whispered, urgently. ¡°Reorganising.¡±
They were, we saw. Their circle became tighter, men moving closer together. Structured like that they covered much less ground, and yet they were all a good few metres tighter packed. I wouldn¡¯t be trying another killing with them sitting like that anymore.
Well, that was fine. We had all day to think of something new anyway. After having Shango check to ensure we didn¡¯t have more Skillpoints at our disposal, apparently we¡¯d not yet done something constituting a completed ¡°quest¡±, we had nothing more to do than wait. The sky continued to lighten as sleep took us, and Beam volunteered for the first watch while we got some shut-eye.
He shook Shango and me awake not an hour later. We rose to follow his gaze, and saw the enemy were moving again, standing and readying weapons, now. It was fully light out- or as light as it ever got in this shithole- and we could see the weapons clutched tight in all of their arms as they marched on the fortress.
¡°Fuck.¡± I noted, dully. It was about the most accurate assessment I could¡¯ve made. Things were about to kick off.
There wasn¡¯t a lot we could do, being honest. Our sole advantage was that the enemy likely wouldn¡¯t expect three people to attack them without backup. Because they¡¯d be slaughtered. Not wanting to bank on achieving a sixtee to one kill/death ratio with that edge alone, we sat and waited for them to finish storming the fort.
Shutters, obviously, were the first priority. Great big lump hammers were drawn out from the crowd to smash them in, cracking the wooden panels nailed across them, then splintering them. The frames broke next, and soon enough men were scrambling inside by walking over tarpins thrown down over the jagged openings. We heard fighting and dying ring out, and still we just watched and waited. Because an idea was forming, now.
The enemy was hurrying inside, storming corridors and fighting. They outnumbered our side, but not that much. Maybe four on three, at best, after the losses both took during the skirmish in the Ratpath. So if something delayed a portion of their forces from attacking the interior¡
Fuck, it was worth a try, probably. They didn¡¯t seem to have many ranged weapons- perhaps bows were too expensive to trust hired toughs with- so it¡¯d be melee only. We could try to cut and run if things got bad.
¡®Probably¡¯, ¡®seem¡¯, ¡®could¡¯. All uncertainties, all far from a sure bet. And all of them were the closest things we had to a guarantee of winning. I swore, and shared the plan with my friends.
They swore too.
More and more men poured into the building, and though the walls were too thick for us to actually hear anything, we could easily imagine the viciousness panning out inside. We¡¯d been wrapped up in quite a similar fight just yesterday, ourselves. The enemy grew less densely packed around it, as they emptied their ranks through smashed windows, and our moment came closer with every heartbeat.
Then it arrived. The three of us took a second to curse our bad luck, the Veiled Lady, the universe itself and possibly the Roman Empire too. Then we were rushing on ahead, knives in hand and veins clogged with adrenaline.
I took the lead, of course, getting my money¡¯s worth for those Skillpoints spent on Speed. Beam was shortly behind me, and Shango right on his tail.
We aimed for the centre of the enemy¡¯s ranks, and the back. Smashing into the spine of the crowd, intending to wrench it in half with sheer killing momentum. Well, we had that in spades.
A man turned towards me when I was within a few feet of him, but all he got for it was a dagger blade whipping across his neck. I smashed into the one closest to him and bowled the tiny bastard over, swearing I felt fragile ribs break under the impact as I ploughed into the ranks, then I was slashing and punching in every direction around me. Beam and Shango reached the melee barely seconds later, helping me beat back an opening. By the time we turned to start our retreat, we¡¯d already killed two men and wounded god knows how many more.
By now, the enemy had figured out we were there. That was unfortunate, as I¡¯m far better at stabbing backs than I am faces, but apparently they weren¡¯t eager to rush us. Our size probably helped with that, and doubtless our kill count was leaving them nice and intimidated, too. I reckon it probably bought us a few more moments of backing off before another big bastard pulled up from the crowd.
He wasn¡¯t as large as Kratos, but he was still about Beam¡¯s height, and slabbed in muscle. He had a big lump hammer held tight, and a look in his eyes that reminded me both of a praying mantis and someone with late stage rabies.
I drew a lot of conclusions very quickly, after that, and landed on a fairly obvious one. If we got swarmed, we¡¯d die. If we ran, they might not chase us, and our employer could still get finished off. We had to keep them tied up. We had to play for time.
I forced myself to take a step forward, held my knife outstretched and snarled with as much courage as I could muster. The savagery? That just came naturally.
¡°Come on then, just you and me you big fucker, let¡¯s settle this like men!¡±
Chapter 26
Solitaire POV: Day 42
Current Wealth: 0 silver 0 copper
Current Debt: 6 gold 14 silver 20 copper
Beam couldn¡¯t have fought this one, and I couldn¡¯t have explained why in the time we had. The giant was stronger, tougher and angrier than me without a doubt, but that hammer looked nasty enough to cleave right through whatever resilience my friends had gotten by spending Skillpoints.
Well, in fairness, given the throb of my fucking ribs, I¡¯d need to spend some of my own. But for now I was still the fast guy, which made me the best pick for this fight. There were just different things to consider when weapons came in. Strength mattered less when it was pitted behind an edge.
And neither of my friends knew their way around a knife fight like I did.
Around me, men were jeering. They didn¡¯t like my odds against Gonads the Barbarian, and a quick glance showed that neither Beam nor Shango disagreed. That was fine, it¡¯d just surprise them all the more when I gutted him. Or I¡¯d be instantly killed, and get to die all smug and knowing without ever knowing I was proven wrong.
¡°I accept.¡± He growled, speaking with a voice that sounded like his lungs were cast in iron. He came on so quickly that the crowd barely had time to start roaring in excitement, hammer whipping around for my head.
I didn¡¯t duck it, and I didn¡¯t jump back. I lunged inwards, anticipating the swing and letting the handle catch my shoulder a full foot below the metal head. The fucker was so strong that I still felt the impact, but it wasn¡¯t damaging, and it left me nice and close. My knife was better at that distance, biting deep into one giant pec in the instant he took to stagger back from the stab.
Fast reflexes, then. Very fast. Annoying. If I¡¯d known about those, I¡¯d have left him to Beam. Well, too late to pussy out now. As my mother always used to say, when the shit hits the fan you either start running, or get splattered.
I started running. It probably surprised him, the sprint was near-superhuman, and ended with a flying knee to the chest that sent him down flat on his back¡But didn¡¯t kill him. Odd. Did my force not increase alongside my stat-enhanced velocity? A thought for later.
I interrupted it by bringing the knife down hard into his face, snarled as the man turned his head just in time to take it through the cheek instead of an eye. Teeth came free where the blade smashed deep into gums, and his agony was loud enough to almost burst my eardrums.
Then he grabbed me.
Bollocks, I thought, just an instant before he pivoted, turning as much of his strength and weight as was possible into the motion, despite the awkward angle, it sent me rolling away. He came up, and I came up faster, kneed his face again and rolled away as the hammer came back around.
I realised, then, that I¡¯d dropped my knife, and could only swear as the giant closed in. He went at it like I was some big fucking tree he wanted to chop down, swinging left, right, always carefully ready to backstep, now, eyes watching me like a hawk.
He didn¡¯t look so confident anymore. There was blood running down his cheek, staining his collar, and he still winced every few moments. I could catch glimpses of his mouth¡¯s inside now that the knife was removed, flashes of white teeth being covered in red, and I didn¡¯t think he¡¯d ever be eating steak again.
Progress, then.
Now I just had to stop him from eating anything else. Easier said than done, because apparently those bulging muscles could swing quite quickly. My foot slipped, the hammer clipped me, and I stumbled. Halted, saw it coming up to fall down on me and realised there was nothing left but the hail-mary.
So I tackled him again.
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He didn¡¯t go down, obviously, but his balance was broken and his swing was stopped. We grappled for an instant while he tried to figure out what to do, which gave me all the time in the world to reach down.
My fist closed tight around his balls.
There¡¯s a technique for crushing testicles. They¡¯re surprisingly tough, and if you want it done right, you can¡¯t just grab on and squeeze away. You need to take a second to measure your grip, add a twist to it, and try to press them against one another. Like cracking walnuts in your hand. I hadn¡¯t done it in quite a while.
Fortunately, I wasn¡¯t that out of practice. I felt the soft organs give with a sickening squelch, and heard their owner scream as he spasmed, hammer dropping to the floor with a clatter. I was on it almost before it had finished rattling, snatching it up by the handle and taking a step back, opening some distance, now, rather than shrinking it.
I needed the extra room for my swing.
The hammer found its home in the man¡¯s torso, catching the lowest ribs on his left side just over his belly. They caved in like twigs under a combat boot, and he folded over, falling to his knees and convulsing. His body was experiencing more pain than it knew what to do with, his mind pulled in too many directions to respond properly. He was still reeling by the time I adjusted my grip and brought the hammer down.
Right onto the top of his skull.
Bone was hardly an obstacle at all, even in a volume as big as this bastard¡¯s body. It shattered, caved in, gave way and let the metal sink deep into squishy brains beneath. He started spasming, properly spasming now, some bizarre seizure taking his whole body. He rolled around, gurgling, eyes aimless and limbs kicking. I hit him again. The second blow left him still as a stone, still as a statue.
Still as a corpse, really, because that¡¯s what he was. I eyed his ruined pulp of a head one last time to make sure, then let the weapon fall by my side.
All eyes were on me, and all mouths were silent. Weird, I hadn¡¯t even noticed when the cheering stopped. Its absence hit me like the hammer almost had, left me stunned, slow. It might¡¯ve gotten me killed if the adrenaline hadn¡¯t kept my thoughts nimble and slick.
Right now, there were about thirty very confused, disbelieving enemies staring at me and my friends. I¡¯d just won an impossible duel. And there wouldn¡¯t be another.
I turned to Beam and Shango, already sprinting as I called out my warning for them to do the same. They answered quickly enough that we probably had a full two or three seconds¡¯ head start on the crowd at our backs.
Around my third stride, I felt something shift in my torso. Pain blossomed, slowing me, and I had to fight back the urge to stop running entirely. From my perspective I was barely even jogging. Still, that was enough to keep me neck-and-neck with Shango at least. Any other time, that might¡¯ve been a nice, satisfying reminder of how far I¡¯d come. Now it was an irrelevance, and I ignored it.
Something hit the ground beside me, rolling and bouncing ahead. A brick? Fuck, of course, I wasn¡¯t the only one who could throw rocks. If I remembered correctly, even my idiot species had figured that out about a million years ago. Something thudded against my shoulder, another chunk of rock, and I snarled at the impact. But didn¡¯t fall.
It hadn¡¯t been thrown very hard, things rarely were by the malnourished manlets inhabiting this world. The subsequent impacts that followed, though, were threatening to compensate for their weakness with volume.
There was an alleyway up ahead, and a nice, sharp corner. Turning that might buy us some distance, if we reached it. Distance might- probably would- let our pursuers lose interest. I risked a glance over my shoulder, saw their numbers had already dwindled to a mere nine. That was more than I¡¯d like to fight, new Skills and muscles or no, but it was a decent chunk out of the battle going on. We might actually win.
A rock hit my nose, and I swore, turning back around and forcing my sprint to hasten even as my side burned in protest. We reached the alley a few moments later, footsteps and thudding stone ringing along the walls, echoing like an orchestra.
We hit the far wall without slowing down, bouncing off it to keep our momentum and hurtling on ahead. A few moments later, the sounds of stumbling and swearing reached us. I glanced again, saw seven men now, and kept running. Another corner, then another, and now the enemy was down to five. That gave me an idea. My legs were burning, my side was splitting, and I was close to collapsing from the fatigue. My injuries had caught up to me while I moved, and I needed a rest. We¡¯d put easily hundreds of metres between us and the pursuers. Enough to get clever.
So I roared out a challenge, turned on my heel and started moving for them. Shango and Beam were right behind me.
And the bastards ran. Of course they did, even if they hadn¡¯t seen the result of my challenge, they were five shrimps facing down three bastards who probably had a combined weight comparable to their own. The alley, soon enough, only held us.
Then, and only then, did I finally let myself collapse against a wall, close my eyes, and let out a nice, long string of swearing.
Chapter 27
Shango POV: Day 42
Current Wealth: 0 silver 0 copper
Current Debt: 6 gold 44 silver 20 copper
We sat around for quite some time, pondering the best time to stalk our way back to the site of combat and check which side had won before either claiming our reward or disappearing into the wilderness. I know, I know, we¡¯re so heroic I can hardly even believe it myself sometimes.
Fortunately, it didn¡¯t take us long to stumble onto the obvious. We had a perfectly effective way of checking whether we¡¯d secured a victory for our allies or not, and it was built into my head.
[Appraisal]
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Class: Revolutionary
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Level: 8
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Condition: Haggard
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Modifiers: +4 Speed, +1 Toughness,
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Statistics: Strength 7(5), Speed 11(8), Dexterity 8(6), Stamina 6(3), Toughness 7, Alertness 8(7), Charisma 3, Intelligence 10
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Inventory: Jeans, T-shirt, flick knife, rocks(x3), dagger
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Class Abilities: Detect Element II
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Current Experience Points: 33/170
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Unspent Skillpoints: 2
My heart lurched in excitement at the sight of Solitaire¡¯s level progression, and I quickly turned my gaze on Beam to verify.
[Appraisal]
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Class: Dragonknight
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Level: 7
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Condition: Haggard
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Modifiers: +1 Strength, +1 Speed, +2 Toughness
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Statistics: Strength 9(7), Speed 9(7), Dexterity 8(6), Stamina 9(7), Toughness 9, Alertness 8(7), Charisma 6, Intelligence 5
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Inventory: Jeans, flannel shirt, spear
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Class Abilities: Beloved II
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Current Experience Points: 120/160
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Unspent Skillpoints: 2
I told my friends about the result, and after some quick mental maths from Solitaire, we¡¯d established a few more facts. Namely, each level required ten more experience to progress than the one before, and we¡¯d managed to secure ourselves a haul of fucking hundreds from this fiasco. It almost made the days spent shitting ourselves worth it.
And it wasn¡¯t all we¡¯d be getting.
¡°So, money.¡± Solitaire began, reading my mind as usual. ¡°What are the odds we¡¯re going to have some big, horrible man come up behind us and cut our throats when we go over to collect it?¡±
It was a rhetorical question, of course, Solitaire always thought people were trying to kill him. But this time he had a fair point. We¡¯d tipped the scales a lot in our side¡¯s favour, used the enemy¡¯s disorganisation against them, fought hard- and, of course, the giant fucking bomb hadn¡¯t hurt either. But that would be working against us, now.
The more men Hengrard had left, the more emboldened he¡¯d feel to just kill us. After all, he had a lot of rebuilding to do, and we intended to demand quite a lot of money. That was also to say nothing of the beating we still owed him. So how to play it?
¡°I could sneak up on him.¡± Beam suggested. ¡°Negotiate at knife point.¡±
So help me, I actually considered the suggestion. But no. The last thing we needed was to make this more volatile than it already was. Oddly enough, Solitaire was the one who came up with the ideal solution. I had to say, it was quite in-character. And it was a good one.
Good enough that we all agreed on it quickly, and moved to encircle the base. Outside it was a¡Well, a warzone. Bodies piled around, blood spattered everywhere, discarded weapons being collected by those who remained on Hengrard¡¯s staff. We waited, watching from afar, picking out a suitable mark. Then Beam came up behind the poor sod, clobbered him and dragged him into an alley with us.
Beam was the strongest, but Solitaire was by far scarier, so we had him speak to the poor guy. He was about our age, bless him, and trembling like it was a blizzard as the world¡¯s angriest paranoid stared into his eyes.
¡°Make a sound and I¡¯ll cut your balls off and stitch them onto your chin.¡± He snarled. ¡°You¡¯ll spend the rest of your life looking like Peter Griffin, not that you even know what that is, lucky bastard.¡± The man seemed to believe him, not to mention think him mad, and we waited a few moments to take the hand off his mouth.
¡°You know who we are?¡± I asked. He nodded without speaking, apparently taking the threat to heart. Good. ¡°That¡¯ll make this faster, then. We have a message for you to deliver to Hengrard.¡±
It didn¡¯t take long to convey, the bastard was terrified enough that I could see him committing every word to memory even as I said them. He scurried away quickly, after that, leaving us to our own devices. I took the time to activate my Appraisal again.
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[Appraisal]
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Class: Emperor
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Level: 8
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Condition: Worn
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Modifiers: +5 Toughness
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Statistics: Strength 5(4), Speed 5(4), Dexterity 6(5), Stamina 5(4), Toughness 9, Alertness 8, Charisma 9, Intelligence 8
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Inventory: Jeans, shirt, jacket, dagger
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Class Abilities: Appraisal II
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Current Experience Points: 23/170
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Unspent Skillpoints: 2
It was almost surprising to see my own figures raised as a match for Solitaire and Beam, but I was far from complaining. We needed the power. I needed it even more than they did.
I could see the familiar looks of concentration on my friends¡¯ faces, and no doubt the same one plastered itself across mine as I started pouring the Skillpoint into myself. It was easy, now, barely even a conscious decision. Within moments I had my choice allocated.
Strength, this time. I could still remember the sight of that bald giant barely blinking at my punches and kicks. I didn¡¯t want to see that again, not when whatever I struck was killing my friend.
[Strength increased to 7]
I blinked. That was new, and convenient. Was it my Appraisal¡¯s improvement? I¡¯d be pretty disappointed if all my upgrade got me was a few skipped lines of text. I made a mental note to experiment later, eying Beam and Solitaire, in that order.
[Strength increased to 10, Toughness increased to 10]
[Alertness increased to 10]
¡°Alertness?¡± I questioned Solitaire. He shrugged.
¡°I wasn¡¯t faster, reactions-wise, even with all the extra Speed. There must be some stat that improves that, there¡¯s plenty of people with inhuman reflexes in Redacle, so I¡¯m betting on Alertness.¡±
My thoughts about spending two entire Skillpoints on some experiment were¡Mixed, but before I could even say anything, I felt a sudden lurch of surprise as text flashed once more before my vision.
[Alertness, primary Characteristic. Governs reaction time, nerve conduction speed and awareness]
It took a second for the knowledge to sink in, and I grinned when it did. Experimentation was important, compiling information was vital, using what you knew to build even more knowledge was life-saving. But damn, did it feel good to just be handed free intel sometimes.
¡°What are you smiling at?¡± Solitaire asked, with his characteristic uncertainty. Beam looked curious too, and both of their faces lit up at my explanation.
¡°What did I do?¡± Beam demanded. ¡°With the weird, glowy sword thing, can you tell me that?¡±
I frowned, eyed him, and got nothing. Fuck.
¡°Apparently not.¡±
He deflated, but didn¡¯t look too surprised. Solitaire still had enough enthusiasm for all of us.
¡°Whatever that was, and I¡¯m actually pretty sure it wasn¡¯t in Redacle originally, it was definitely magical.¡±
We both stared at him, waiting to see where he was going with the observation, and he sighed.
¡°God, apes. Both of you. Beam can use fucking magic, geniuses. Maybe we can all use more magic, eh?¡±
That gave me pause. I was well familiar with all the kinds of magic our world had to offer- well, except for a certain olympian¡¯s brand- but I¡¯d never even given it any thought until now. Always assumed that it was beyond us. We weren¡¯t born here, were we?
¡But we¡¯d gained other abilities in the transit. My Appraisal, Solitaire¡¯s Detect Element, and whatever it was Beam had done, I¡¯d bet it was called Beloved. If we could get abilities like that, why not the native magic of our world?
It was a dangerous thought, because it flirted with the most terrible emotion a person could feel in times like these. Hope. But damn, if it wasn¡¯t tempting to just indulge for a moment.
¡°We¡¯ll need to test it.¡± I said at last, and Solitaire nodded. ¡°It will cost money.¡± I added, and he nodded again.
¡°We¡¯re about to get money.¡± He noted. ¡°Or die, at which point I imagine we¡¯ll be past caring.¡±
Horrible sense of humour, as always. I wouldn¡¯t have laughed at all if it weren¡¯t for the adrenaline still churning away in my veins. We stood there together, killing more minutes with conversation and planning until we caught movement from the building. It was Hengrard, walking carefully out, and with only a single man following him.
He seemed nervous. Good, that meant he was taking us seriously.
I moved out to meet him, marching on alone, and bidding my friends goodbye. For now. It was a damned scary thing to be doing, but there was no helping it, this negotiation wouldn¡¯t work if we all showed up together.
We¡¯d arranged a meeting spot some miles from the base, and both Hengrard and I reached it around the same time. Standing in an alleyway, face to face, shivering from the cold and panting from the brisk walks.
It was the very same place his men had beaten us near to death. Perhaps a bit overdramatic, as far as meeting spots went, but I reckoned I¡¯d earned a bit of melodrama.
¡°You saved my skin.¡± Hengrard noted, eying me impassively. I eyed him back. Said nothing.
¡°You and your brothers are dangerous men.¡± He continued. ¡°Powerful, and getting more powerful, hm? If you wrangled five gold from me in a few weeks, I¡¯ve no doubt you¡¯ll be sitting on a lot more before long. And you all seem to have a knack for killing.¡±
That, at last, was blatantly untrue. I was known for my fighting ability in the same way fire was for its water resistance. I let him talk, though, already fairly sure where this was going.
¡°Unfortunately, you¡¯re too dangerous to leave alive. I can¡¯t pay you, not with my operation the way it is, and I can¡¯t afford to leave a group like you with no less than two grudges against me. Where are your friends?¡±
His man came up around him, then, moving with the telltale grace I¡¯d come to expect from those with levels in excess of one, and Skillpoints spent on raising physical Characteristics. I Appraised him silently.
[Level 6, Strength 8, Speed 7, Toughness 8, Alertness 7]
There was a meat cleaver in his hand, a big one. If we fought he¡¯d probably kill me, and if I ran, in my condition, he might well chase me. So I did the only thing I could do.
I spoke.
¡°They¡¯re behind you.¡±
He didn¡¯t believe me at first, but his man did. Glancing back to see that Solitaire and Beam really were walking up at the pair¡¯s back. Solitaire had one man slung over his shoulder, blood dripping from an opened-up neck. Beam held two.
They¡¯d been the men Hengrard had sent to follow him from a few hundred paces back, and close in to ambush us after he lured us in for the deal. Predictable, as far as betrayals went.
The gangster got a single word out of his lips before Solitaire spoke with all the niceties of a drill sergeant.
¡°Fuck off, or you¡¯ll die with your moron boss.¡±
He didn¡¯t take long to respond, turning and sprinting away without another word. Hengrard eyed us all, thought for an instant, then turned to run.
Something flashed in the air, a knife. Solitaire¡¯s. He wasn¡¯t a bad shot, landing it neatly beneath the man¡¯s rib cage and sending him scraping to his knees. We were all on him before he could rise, kicking, punching, stomping. Something happened to the three of us that I can¡¯t quite explain. I guess it¡¯s similar to the feeling that overcomes gangs when they egg each other on into lynching someone. A sort of group fury, fuelled by our memory of what he¡¯d done to us- our discovery of what he¡¯d tried to do again- something that grabbed all our collective savagery, and dragged it up to ever higher levels.
By the time we were finished, his corpse wasn¡¯t recogniseable as having ever been his. Head smashed open, brains splattered out, bits of bone jutting from the wreck. We all took a seat by the mess we¡¯d made, and talked.
We talked about our new home, because somewhere between arrival and stomping people to death it had actually sunk in that we wouldn¡¯t be leaving for a while. We talked about our financial position, everything we¡¯d lost, gained, and might still steal back from Hengrard¡¯s gang while they were disorganised without him. We talked about shelter, and how we were all sick of living exposed, rubbing elbows with the savage morons who made this land their home.
And in the process, we decided on our next move. Because something the smarmy bastard had said before we killed him had stuck with me. We had gained a lot in these last few weeks. And our biggest payoff by far had come by killing humans, not monsters.
Which more or less made our decision for us. After all, Redacle was a very mercenary world.
Might as well be mercenaries ourselves.
Chapter 28
Beam POV: Day 44
Current Wealth: 10 silver 0 copper
Current Debt: 6 gold 44 silver 20 copper
It hadn¡¯t been that long ago that we stomped Herngrard¡¯s skull into a puree, but things already felt different. It was like we¡¯d stepped into a new age. We¡¯d gotten a good haul, rifling through his fortress in the chaos, and left with well over three gold. Things had been looking up.
They hadn¡¯t stayed that way, of course. You couldn¡¯t have silver lining without a cloud, and ours was a dark, grey one indeed. Not an hour after putting our affairs in order, while we were all sitting and enjoying a rare, hot and filling meal in a tavern that didn¡¯t smell like piss, a certain someone approached us. Tall, robed, thin and old by this world¡¯s standards. Corvan, miserable as ever.
¡°I¡¯ve been looking for you three.¡± He snarled, flitting his eyes between me, Shango and Solitaire as if he¡¯d just scraped us off the bottom of his shoe. I remained neutral, not particularly caring what the old prick thought of me, Shango forced his usual, friendly smile, and Solitaire hissed and stabbed a knife into the table in front of him, tongue running along his exposed teeth and legs twitching under him as he readied himself to lunge. This did not seem to leave the magus any more annoyed than usual.
¡°How can we help you?¡± Shango asked, moving into his diplomatic role as usual. The robed elder scoffed.
¡°Please, like you don¡¯t know. It¡¯s been weeks since you fools have paid me back a single coin, and your time¡¯s run out. Fork over whatever you have.¡±
Shango remained straight-faced, even while my blood boiled and Solitaire¡¯s hands disappeared under the table to wrap around something horribly deadly.
¡°We don¡¯t have much-¡± Shango began, then shut up as the magus spoke over him.
¡°You looted Hengrard¡¯s base without anyone to stop you, and spent close to half an hour doing it. I don¡¯t think any of even your group are stupid enough to not have gotten more than a few coins from that, so hand them over now.¡±
¡°We didn¡¯t.¡± Shango pressed, keeping to the story, meeting the man¡¯s eye unblinking. Corvan sighed, and a dark look overcame his face.
¡°Perhaps you need to be motivated.¡± He began, quieter now, and somehow more dangerous. ¡°You¡¯ve seen me work magic, but not the killing kind, eh? Hand over half the debt you owe, this instant, or you¡¯ll all see first hand what a magus can do when someone is stupid enough to draw his ire.¡±
Magi were overrated, in an objective sense. They were all taught, and taught their apprentices, to retain an illusion of power that was greater than the reality. It was the best way for them to wring more money out of a primitive, uneducated people after all. Less powerful than believed, though, was not the same thing as lacking in power.
Ididn¡¯t see much choice but to do as he said, and after a few moments it became clear that Shango didn¡¯t either. We spent a second dividing the coins, and realised that paying half the debt would cost almost everything we had. Corvan¡¯s eyes gleamed as he accepted the gold and silver, practically drooling over the handful of currency.
¡°Is that all?¡± Solitaire demanded. His voice was hard with the same hatred that always flared up in him whenever someone crossed him. Corvan eyed my friend, as if he were some babbling child.
¡°For now.¡± The magus told him, coolly. ¡°From now on you all pay me back a minimum of ten silvers each week.¡±
It was a big sum to be demanded, and Shango was quick in arguing. Quick, and fruitless. Apparently we¡¯d burned our grace period with the few weeks taken to secure even this much of a foothold, and the man couldn¡¯t be moved.
¡°I don¡¯t care how you get it.¡± The magus snapped, finally readying to turn after the second minute of arguing. ¡°Just get it, or suffer the consequences.¡±
He soon left out through the door, disappearing from sight. Leaving us all to ponder, contemplate and talk amongst ourselves. I was the first to speak up.
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There was an idea bouncing around in my head, and I wanted to see what my friends made of it.
¡°What if we learn magic from him?¡±
I was sure to keep my voice low, not particularly eager with the idea of giving away any plans we might have to the room. It might¡¯ve been a scream for the reactions it got, thought from Shango, and a knee jerk contradiction from Solitaire.
¡°The bastard would bleed our wallets dry as a fee for being tested.¡± He countered. ¡°And even dryer for tutelage, plus, letting him know we have magical abilities- if we have them at all- would only incentivise him to keep a tighter hold on us before letting us out of debt.¡±
Shango thought about that, then sighed and nodded.
¡°He¡¯s probably right.¡± He conceded. ¡°It¡¯s not worth the risk, not yet at least.¡±
There was a unique frustration to knowing that my friends were making sense, and knowing that the sense only served to remove a potential lifeline. Without magic, I hadn¡¯t the foggiest idea how we¡¯d keep ourselves afloat. Work had been scarce before the gang war, and that wasn¡¯t looking like it¡¯d change. We were barely halfway through winter.
Obviously they were thinking very much the same thing, because Shango sighed, running a hand along his forehead in consternation.
¡°We might¡.We might be fucked. Unless anyone can think of something¡We could steal?¡±
Solitaire spoke next, and his voice was even lower than mine had been. And harsher than Corvan¡¯s.
¡°I think I have an idea.¡±
We listened, and swallowed, and felt the frigid chill of danger run down our spines. But in the end we agreed. Like so many of Solitaire¡¯s plans, this one was dangerous, dark and twisted all at once.
And it was our best hope.
That night, we headed to Corvan¡¯s shop. It wasn¡¯t a big building, by modern standards, but it was large for Jhigral. That was good, it¡¯d make the noise less likely to travel all the way through it. The howling winds were another factor in our favour.
Even still, I was nervous watching Solitaire pick the lock on the door, carefully step inside and gesture the rest of us in. We moved carefully, on account of the slumbering wizard upstairs, and started rifling around.
Of course, we found nothing of immediate value. No pure coinage, rather. We¡¯d suspected as much- someone as untrusting as Corvan would¡¯ve kept such wealth close to his own bedroom for security. Solitaire headed up for it alone. He was the stealthiest.
Minutes passed downstairs, the sounds from outside making eerie music for the theft. Every creak made us jump, every second slipped by was another chance for the magus to wake up and obliterate our friend. Eventually, though, Solitaire came downstairs. Empty handed.
¡°A lockbox.¡± He sighed. ¡°Big, thick iron. Couldn¡¯t get in without waking the bastard, and it¡¯s bolted to the wall. Looks like we aren¡¯t getting our money back.¡±
That was a blow, but one we could recover from. Shango spoke next, tentatively. ¡°Should we-¡±
¡°Yes.¡± Solitaire replied. ¡°You two go on, I¡¯ll do it.¡±
We did, moving out of the shop. I glanced over my shoulder as Solitaire took the big barrel we had propped outside and rolled it in, lighting the fuse.
In the end, the second bomb hadn¡¯t seen use in the gang war. That was lucky for us, because it meant we still had the few dozen pounds of black powder it held. And there was hardly anything better for faking a magus¡¯ accidental death than some giant, mysterious explosion.
The blast before had, after all, been quite an easy thing to convince everyone was done with wizardry.
Solitaire came out sprinting, and he reached us where we were sitting- some fifty yards from the building- just in time for it to go up. A big fireball, a big wave of pressure, then wood crumbled inwards and the whole thing collapsed.
A magus wasn¡¯t tougher than a normal human, not unless they were already defending themselves with magic, and there wasn¡¯t much chance that a normal human could¡¯ve survived what we¡¯d just done. Corvan would probably have survived if he¡¯d shielded himself, black powder wasn¡¯t exactly an anti-armour weapon and even in large volumes its maximum pressure wouldn¡¯t be blowing apart any concrete bunkers. But Solitaire had been fairly sure he was asleep, and it¡¯d take a real paranoid freak to protect himself under these circumstances.
The three of us watched the fires lick what was left of the building, anyway, keeping our eyes on it until the guards swarmed around and started panicking. Their bodies made tiny little silhouettes by the bonfire.
¡°What now?¡± I asked.
Shango shrugged.
¡°We can¡¯t stay here.¡± He noted.
¡°Questions will be asked.¡± Solitaire agreed.
Our debt was gone, but we¡¯d exhausted our opportunities in Jhigral. On the bright side, there was no mad old wizard to chase us down if we tried to leave, either. And we had enough spare coins to weather at least one days-long trip across a road.
¡°...That mercenary idea.¡± I began. ¡°How exactly would you both suggest we get started?¡±
That was the question that seemed to stump them, but it was Solitaire who answered first.
¡°People always want each other dead.¡± He noted. ¡°So long as there¡¯s enough of them. And Wolney, as I hear it, has recently had one of their larger gangs crippled in some war. Seems like a good place to start looking for men, at least. And it¡¯s a decently sized city rather than a tiny town. There¡¯ll be nobles to get jobs from, jobs more lucrative than bloody gutter fighting, and proper armourers to get decent gear from¡And we¡¯ll even be able to learn magic, if we have the coin and ability. Magi aren¡¯t that rare, and they tend to prefer cities.¡±
The more he spoke, the more I and Shango found ourselves nodding along. It made sense, it was logical, and for once it was both in a way that actually gave us more hope, not less.
I turned back to the fire, soaking in the sight one last time before I started climbing to my feet.
¡°To Wolney then.¡±
Interlude 1
The fire burned for quite some time, and Corvan weathered it patiently. He was a strong magus. Not the most powerful, without doubt, but certainly a step above nine out of every ten others he met, rare as they already were.
Even still, he¡¯d come close to death.
Had the sound of thudding and rolling not caught his half-asleep ears, he would have remained unconscious through the blast. Had his magic not come with a haste uncommon even to him, he would have remained unshielded as it tore him apart, and had his breath not stayed calm, cool and controlled, his yards-wide protective field would have been a death trap. Its interior being choked of air as his lungs turned the stuff to poison, its user suffocated by his own breaths.
But Corvan had been lucky, skilled and powerful all at once, that night. And so the fool¡¯s weapon- for surely no magus strong enough to replicate it could have hidden their power from Corvan¡¯s eye- had failed in its task.
Failed, and told him who his enemy was. One did not live as a magus with so many enemies as Corvan, and fail to develop the reflexive shielding that had kept him defended mere moments after he woke. And one did not keep from drowning in enemies without the knowledge of how to identify and kill them for their hidden attacks and subtle slights. It had, he had to admit, surprised him to use such skills on mere vagrants, but it was often the man one did not expect who landed a killing blow.
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He waited, for quite some time, until the fire had finally died to the cold. And then he waited a while longer. Finally Corvan forced the debris from himself, crawled out from under the ruin that had once been his home and laboratory, and snarled at the wreckage of it all. Corvan was forced to use his mere arm strength alone like some common labourer by then, his magic already depleted by the extended use.
He had not laid claim to large or impressive accommodations, he knew, but they had been his. His place of work, of rest. His home. His domain. To trespass within them was a crime that demanded punishment, to destroy them in such a way¡Well, that demanded death. He watched their ruin progress at the touch of licking flames and coiling smoke, thinking.
The fire had died, eventually. But even at its wildest it was ice compared to the flames of his rage. They burned hotter with every step he took from the ruin.
And every step closer to finding the three imbeciles who¡¯d dared to cross a magus.
Chapter 29
Beam POV: Day 44
Current Wealth: 10 silver 0 copper
It would cost money to hire a carriage, a full silver for the trip. We weighed the prospect. A carriage could get us there in one day, rather than two. It would get us there warmer, drier, healthier. And that was to say nothing of the pure luxury that travelling on a vehicle would afford us.
On the flip side, of course, we only had ten silvers to our name- all that Corvan had let us keep at the tavern. It was no small thing to hand over a tenth of our total funds. Particularly when they¡¯d already been depleted by another dozen copper on food, rest and drink the morning earlier.
In the end, it was the fear of the cold that made our decision for us. We were halfway through winter, which apparently meant that we were also at its coldest point, and at the longest nights of the year. That was no small thing to be moving through for days on end. This one piece of silver might well save our lives, and it would definitely save our health. We knew that we¡¯d need all the strength we could spare in Wolney.
That, and there was also the remote, distant, barely-considerable possibility that we¡¯d be attacked by another bear, or possibly even the same bear. In objective terms this was barely worth considering as a chance, but among our number was a paranoid, a coward and a fighter who, surprisingly even to himself, had apparently developed a phobia from the last one.
For five more coppers we could get thin blankets of woollen weave, and we bought two to share between us. They kept us warm enough on the ride.
It was funny, really. Two months ago I¡¯d have been shivering in agony at the temperatures we faced beneath that fabric, even with Solitaire and Shango contributing their body heat to combating them. But we¡¯d all adjusted since coming here.
Walking through this snow was a regular occurrence for us, now, and we¡¯d never had blankets or constant spots to warm up around us while we did. Compared to our days of trekking in the past, our journey was a damned vacation. That we¡¯d all become supernaturally more durable against all kinds of harm- cold included- was surely of no consequence, clearly we had just become proper manly men with thick chest hair and bulging muscles.
Enjoying the ease of travel was fun while it lasted, in any case.
Of course, we didn¡¯t let ourselves relax. A day wasted was a day closer to the grave, and all of us had things to keep busy with.
Shango kept scanning things with his Appraisal, looking to glean any more information. Testing the limits of his eyes, and seeing if he could extend them. I did something different.
When I¡¯d used my power- Beloved, it was called- I¡¯d done so by feeling a weird sort of pull to a corpse. There weren¡¯t any corpses nearby, not animal, and definitely not human. Which meant my ability to experiment was limited. What there was, though, was my head. And so I thought, directing my focus inwards and seeing if I could catch the attention of whatever it was that had spoken to me.
I¡¯d heard a voice when I used Beloved, I knew that for sure, and I was starting to suspect that some of the thoughts in my head during our mugging in the alley hadn¡¯t been my own either. Whatever the presence I¡¯d felt was, it was connected to my power.
So I needed to see whether that connection went two ways, and would let me use my magic at will.
Hours of sitting around and thinking wasn¡¯t my forte, I have to admit. Give me hours of boxing, squats, torturous weight lifting- hours of anything else at all, really, over that. I persevered, though. If I could forcibly rewire every strand of muscle in my body before sixteen, I could sit still and focus. Probably.
There weren¡¯t any returns, which frustrated me. And there kept being no returns well into the day. The sun was already setting when I started considering giving up, my annoyance burning hot enough that I barely even felt the cold anymore, sweat actually beading on my skin.
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Fucking hell, another waste of time after all. Well I¡¯d gotten used to that at least, it was no more difficult to deal with than the cold.
Rare to find a human willing to focus on something with no reward for so long.
The voice came just as I was an instant away from stopping entirely, and it froze me like a puddle in the night¡¯s chill. I had to resist the urge to answer it aloud, figuring that our driver might not understand- or worse, would- and took a moment to consider how best I could think out a response.
Unfortunately, it seemed that the very thoughts about what to think were conveyed without my even meaning them to be. The voice rang out again, knowing now.
Your mind becomes scattered so easily. I suppose a human is still a human, fickle, fleeting.
The immediate reaction I felt to that, of course, was irritation. And the voice was ringing out before I could even congeal that into an actual answer.
Don¡¯t be petulant, you wanted my audience, now you have it. You ought to be grateful for this much.
It was fascinatingly tedious to speak with something in these circumstances. Having the voice react to my thoughts, with no distinction made between conscious ones and unconscious. It was like I was trying to shout over my own id just to be heard- and apparently I was losing the contest of volume.
But I could adjust. I would adjust, had to, because there was no way I¡¯d be getting useful information like this. And there was no option at all not to learn from this¡Thing, whatever it was. Not with what we had at stake.
What are you? I asked, repeating the thought in my head until it drowned everything else out.
Apparently that was the way to communicate, because I got an answer quite quickly.
That question is an irrelevance, ask me a more intelligent one.
A prick, then, was what it was. Well that was fine, I was friends with Solitaire of all people. I could deal with pricks.
Are you the one responsible for that power I used? I tried again, almost feeling stupid as the question echoed in my head. It was still the only way I had of asking directly, though. No helping that, so I didn¡¯t.
There came a fairly long pause before I received another answer, and this one somehow left me feeling on edge. Like some great guillotine was hanging over my head.
I am, and I am not. Your power is more than even myself.
Well that was about the sort of answer I¡¯d expect to get from some mysterious, ethereal presence. Which is to say, fucking useless. Frustrated, I buried my irritation and pressed on.
Does that mean that you can teach me how to use it at will?
A pause, a long one, and then the answer came.
No, but I can¡Help you. Quicken your progress in learning yourself. You must understand that yours is not a power over death, but a power over nature. The winds become your scythe, the snow your shield, the wood your arms. Know this, truly know it, and you will never be without a weapon.
I tried to figure out whether that was useful or not. It was certainly poetic, and I¡¯d be annoyed if a description like that was all I had to go on for figuring out a power in an actual RPG. But¡No, it was pretty clear, too. I¡¯d made a sort of phantom weapon from that corpse, and now I was being told that I could always have a weapon, wherever I was.
So, my power was creating clubs? I could work with that, the one I¡¯d used in the alley had hit as hard as a sledgehammer and weighed almost nothing. If nothing else it¡¯d give me a safeguard for when I was disarmed.
Thank you. I thought, and this time no answer came.
I took a moment to compile everything I¡¯d learned, then I was turning to my friends with the information. They seemed delighted to have finally gotten a hint regarding our magic, and the emotion infected me.
Not least because it was my magic. I¡¯d not imagined, two months earlier, that I¡¯d be as miserable, cold or scared as I¡¯d spent the last few weeks being. But I¡¯d never have guessed I¡¯d have actual magic to use, either. Knowing that I did was¡
Magical.
We still had a good quarter of our journey left, but that would be for the next day. It was already turning to night by then, and so we made camp by the side of the road. We began piling great logs up from storage in the carriage and creating what would best be described as a smaller bonfire. The driver wasn¡¯t a very talkative type, so we mostly kept to ourselves. Except to ask him about the occasional vital piece of intel regarding our destination.
It was a learning experience, and not a particularly reassuring one. Wolney was an old city, run by an ageing Governor who refused to pass his leadership down to his heir. It was rumoured he was going mad with age. Each year seemed to increase the hostility of the place, crime running rampant in its streets, and some even thought that the guards were preparing to unilaterally dispose of undesirables from the gutter-rats to the mercenaries.
That wouldn¡¯t be good for us, in any case. But it was also a damned big city. Easily half a million people lived there, almost as many as in a smaller modern city. That was good, it meant plenty of people to recruit for our unformed company.
One benefit to travelling by carriage was not running out of wood. We kept our fire nice and big, blasting ourselves with heat all through the night. Come day, we continued our travels with a newfound tension.
Awaiting us ahead was the next step of our journey. Or its end.
Chapter 30
Shango POV: Day 45
Current Wealth: 8 silver 28 copper
Wolney wasn¡¯t ever really a dot on our horizon, mainly because we couldn¡¯t see the horizon behind the big curtain of snow blocking it off. By the time it was within sight, we¡¯d already come to within maybe half a mile from it. The city was small by modern standards, as I might¡¯ve expected, but not nearly as much of a dwarf as was standard to mediaeval construction.
Jhigral had rarely contained buildings over three stories, while Wolney held multiple that towered as high as ten or more. It was surrounded by a big wall that looked easily thirty feet from bottom to top, and built to resist cannons rather than trebuchets. The closest thing to a vulnerability I could see was a portcullis that looked thick and heavy enough to decapitate an elephant.
All of that was functional, not aesthetic. Redacle wasn¡¯t as powerful as some settings out there- an army of dipshits with pointy sticks was still the major military construction after all- but there were enough magic users and weapons that certain innovations had been required past the real-world late mediaeval era¡¯s status quo. If you were content with a wall that would hold against catapults, you¡¯d have quite the nasty shock when you met one of those rare, one-in-a-thousand magi who could blast multi-litre chunks out of a stone target with every spell. And if you had wizards who could hasten crop growth and help moving refuse, then there really wasn¡¯t much reason not to expand your population a bit beyond the typical scope of your technology.
Fortunately for us, it was raised and kept up as our carriage rattled on past. A pair of lazy guards watched us enter the city, apparently not caring enough to even record our names. We moved through the streets, seeing what we could glean from our perch on the cart. We¡¯d not have it for more than a few minutes longer, so there was hardly a better time than now.
Wolney¡¯s roads were cobbled, not dirt, but still clearly ill-maintained and dirty. The buildings we passed were mostly no bigger than in Jhigral, but far more numerous. Impressive in numbers, but not in nature, despite the handful of giants peeking into the sky. That was mediaeval wealth inequality for you. The people were just as numerous, seeming to crowd every stretch of city we laid our eyes on, all dirty and bedraggled the way it appeared everyone in this world was.
Solitaire muttered something, and I turned to see his eyes had grown dark as he looked at it all.
¡°Feudalism.¡± He spat. ¡°It¡¯s like if Capitalism said the quiet parts outloud. Everybody¡¯s just a cog, and everything is built around keeping the great machine running. No point in having workers if they don¡¯t work.¡±
There weren¡¯t many times that his social theories were anything but grating to hear, but it was hard not to find myself agreeing with him, looking at the display around us. The withered, tiny bodies of the locals hit something primal inside me. Urging me to help¡And to tear down whatever was responsible. I¡¯d always had some vague empathy for the impoverished, but this was far too close to heart for things to remain as removed as that. These people deserved kindness. This world deserved fixing.
But there¡¯d be none of that for us. Not for a while, at least. First we¡¯d have to figure out how to keep ourselves alive.
Still, the thought of actually changing this world for the better stuck with me. I¡¯d not considered it yet, but now that it¡¯d occurred to me, it seemed obvious. We were modern humans, with modern knowledge and a levelling rate that most of this place¡¯s inhabitants could only dream of. Maybe we could help people.
Perhaps we¡¯d even been sent here to make the world better.
I was interrupted in my considerations as a lurch struck the carriage, and I turned my gaze back outward to see we were rolling into a new part of town. This one far better maintained. Its streets were paved, rather than cobbled, and cleaner by far. Filled with ten times less people, all of whom were dressed noticeably better.
Dressed better, and taller. It didn¡¯t take a genius to work out we¡¯d come to a richer area, the nasty looks we got was enough to give it away. The carriage started to slow, pulling in to stop at one side of the road as the driver turned back to us.
¡°There you are.¡± He grunted. ¡°Journey¡¯s done.¡±
We nodded and gave our thanks, stepping down onto the road, feeling our legs quiver weakly beneath us from the long hours of disuse. The air didn¡¯t reek in this part of the city, that was something.
¡°Where to first?¡± Solitaire asked. I eyed him, then eyed the street. We still couldn¡¯t read, so all of the signs were indecipherable to us. That was annoying. I swore.
¡°Let¡¯s ask around, see if we can find a mercenary pub, or at least one big enough to get work from.¡±
Well, we gave it our best go. Turns out people in the continent of Vorhazh, let alone the Eregar Kingdom, were rather unwilling to help kindly strangers with information. Most of them told us to fuck off, some threatened to call the guards, and none gave us so much as the time of day.
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Solitaire alone seemed unsurprised.
¡°They¡¯re rich.¡± He shrugged. ¡°And our clothes don¡¯t look expensive. Probably they¡¯ve decided we¡¯re vagrants.¡±
It needled me, sent bubbles of anger running through my veins, but I just grit my teeth and bit the rage back. I was plenty rich myself, but this wasn¡¯t a foreign idea. Born with black skin, people the world over are quick to assume you¡¯re violent, stupid. Born with black skin and an African nationality, though, and they¡¯ll see a tribal savage to boot. Classism was new, but not novel.
Beam was speaking next.
¡°We could try the lower class areas.¡± He suggested. I nodded. Had to try them, more like, because we¡¯d just run out of more affluent options.
There was less open hostility there, at least, and we didn¡¯t take too long to have a suitable dwelling described to us. ¡®The Fucked Pig¡¯. A charming name, that. We hurried our way to it, eager for whatever help we could get.
It was about as nice a place as the title would suggest. Dark wood, weathered. Glassless windows, reinforced. Lengths of what looked like iron running through the walls and a warmth emanating from it that would¡¯ve been pleasant, were it not tainted by the scent of cheap booze and odorous bodies. We stepped inside hesitantly, and froze as we beheld the several dozen men and women drinking and chatting within.
All were grimey, toughened and hard-faced. They were armed, of course, and most sat in groups. I Appraised them quickly, tightening my eyes almost without thought.
Level eight, Level three, Level nineteen, Level ten, Level five, Level six¡
There was a lot of variation, I saw, but none were as high as level twenty. And all were above one. Apparently this was a place for people with a fair amount of experience under their belts. Well that suited us just fine, we¡¯d done two trolls and easily a score of people ourselves, even without counting Solitaire¡¯s pyrotechnics. We weren¡¯t green by any measure.
Still, we froze. Several of the people were staring at us, and all were still terrifying enough despite our trial by fire in this world. Part of me was certain they¡¯d come flying at us with weapons drawn, and another feared that moving forward would just make a fool of our group, and ruin any chances we had of actually recruiting.
Beam saved us. He took one step forwards, casual as if he were strolling down a beach, and broke Solitaire and I out of our stupor. We followed him eagerly, making our way to the bar. After that, with a man in front who needed negotiating with, all my old instincts took over and I leaned in to speak.
¡°Afternoon.¡± I greeted him, forcing a smile that presented confidence I wasn¡¯t feeling. ¡°I understand this is a mercenary spot, are you the one who hands out contracts?¡±
Our time spent questioning the citizens of Wolney had confirmed this as the system at play. Contracts were put out, and picked up for copying by individuals specialised in such things. They¡¯d find their way to bars like this, where the owners would take a small commission to hand them out to the overwhelmingly illiterate crowds that usually handled such things. Thing with the fighters of Redacle was that, given the superhumanity needed to be a good one, money and influence tended to hold a bit less sway in the grand scheme of things.
The systems of commerce and favour-hoarding that left guilds to work in their neat little pyramids fell apart when one tried to cage men capable of tearing off limbs in them. Mostly, this was a bad thing. It meant the powerful in such circles tended to be combatively deadly, and readily violent.
¡°I am.¡± The man grunted, confirming his place in the hierarchy. That was relieving at least. I¡¯d been half afraid he¡¯d laugh at some misunderstanding the people outside had imparted on us.
¡°Excellent.¡± I pressed. ¡°Well, my-¡± I hesitated, thought, then continued ¡°-my brothers and myself are looking for work. Can you point us to some? We¡¯re skilled enough fighters, though not excellently equipped. We¡¯ve managed to take down trolls before, and can easily bring down a group of over five men by ourselves.¡±
Being honest, I¡¯d been hoping to see some surprised respect flit across the bartender¡¯s face at that. All I got, though, was acknowledgement. I suppose it made sense. Trolls were big and horrible, but humans could kill animals just as strong as them even back in our world. The mild superhumans of Redacle? I wasn¡¯t shocked to see that it wasn¡¯t as big of a deal as I¡¯d hoped.
¡°We have undead to deal with.¡± The barkeep suggested. ¡°Always a problem around Wolney. Rotters and such, you¡¯ll get yourself five copper for every rotter head you can bring back that belongs to them. Standing orders from the Governor.¡±
I hesitated, glancing at Solitaire and Beam. Well, only Solitaire really. Beam was as unfazed at the thought of fighting undead as he was at everything else.
¡°Anything more¡Immediately paying we can try?¡± I wasn''t sure how common undead might be at all, in the forests. Maybe we¡¯d be swimming in them- which brought its own set of problems to bear- but maybe we¡¯d waste most of our time just looking for the things. I didn¡¯t want to spend longer out in the snow than was necessary.
The barkeep shrugged.
¡°Nothing I can hand to a group as untested as yours.¡±
My jaw tightened, but I nodded.
¡°Alright then, thanks.¡± I replied, through gritted teeth. We were all heading back for the exit a few moments later, discussing the matter once we were outside.
¡°We¡¯re doing it then?¡± Solitaire asked. I hesitated. We needed the money, and this was just about the perfect sort of job for us. Consistent, simple, relatively low on risk. At worst we¡¯d just received news that we could feed ourselves by venturing out into the local forests.
¡°We¡¯re doing it.¡± I sighed, still far from happy. ¡°But not tonight, I feel¡What¡¯s the carriage equivalent of jet lag? Carriage lag?¡±
¡°Being a pussy.¡± Solitaire suggested. We moved through the city, searching for a suitable tavern. None of us wanted one of the wafer-thin sort we¡¯d last slept in, that¡¯d leave us shivering in a huddle at one wall. A warmer place would cost extra, but in light of our good news I figured we could afford to spend the excess a bit.
Still, we weren¡¯t exactly looking for a palace, and it didn¡¯t take us long to find a suitable place. Small, compact, but warm-looking enough and almost entirely cockroach free. We set up in the common room, intending to spend a peaceful evening basking in the atmosphere and unwinding with a hot meal.
We¡¯d not been there for more than ten minutes when the red-headed giant stormed over to our table.
Chapter 31
Shango POV: Day 45
Current Wealth: 8 silver 28 copper
We¡¯d seen big men since coming to Redacle. The one whose balls Solitaire had burst was big, even by modern standards. Kratos had been given his nickname for a good reason, too, taller even than Solitaire himself and muscled like a fucking ox.
The man who approached us now was big as well. And yet lumping him in with them seemed ridiculous. He was taller than any of us by well over a head, and if we¡¯d all happened to be NBA players I didn¡¯t doubt that he¡¯d still have a good few inches on us. The bastard must¡¯ve been seven feet if he was an inch, and though he was no bodybuilder, the jagged muscle pressing out at his shoulders was clear even through the wool shirt that covered them.
Behind him stood maybe a half dozen other men of varying sizes, and upon the giant¡¯s face there was a broad grin that seemed very similar to the arch of some great doorway. His eyes caught lamplight as his face shifted, making them dance disconcertingly.
¡°Haven¡¯t seen you three around here before.¡± He grinned, moving his gaze between us. ¡°Don¡¯t take it you¡¯ve heard of the tradition we have in these parts?¡±
¡°We haven¡¯t.¡± Beam replied, before I could cut in. ¡°And I don¡¯t think we¡¯ll be staying long, passing through you see-¡±
¡°This block is mine.¡± The giant pressed, his voice crushing Beam¡¯s like some tiny little ship pulverised to splinters by a great wave. ¡°If you want to drink here, you need to-¡±
Glass was a rare thing in most parts of Redacle, but not so rare that there wasn¡¯t the occasional bottle made from it, or that those bottles were more costly. That was a good thing in our case.
Solitaire hit him before he finished speaking, the bottle held tight in his hand by its neck. It broke against the giant¡¯s face, shattered into bits as if it¡¯d been shot, throwing glass and beer in all directions and sending the man a full step back.
But only a step back. He didn¡¯t fall, didn¡¯t even waver. A man the size of Terry Crews smashed him without warning, and he barely even seemed fazed. His eyes came back onto our group, and now his grin was wider. Wide enough that I saw the blood running down along his lips from where the jagged shards had cut his face.
¡°So, it¡¯s gonna be like that, eh?¡± He grunted, rolling his neck as if we¡¯d politely asked for a brawl, rather than sucker-punched him.
I tightened my eyes, and studied the man. I nearly shit myself as I did.
[Appraisal]
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Class: Warrior
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Level: 11
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Condition: Fine
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Modifiers: Strength +4, Speed +1, Toughness +4, Alertness +2
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Statistics: Strength 13, Speed 6, Dexterity 4, Stamina 5, Toughness 14, Alertness 9, Charisma 3, Intelligence 6
Seeing his stats, I had just about enough time to realise that they probably out-stripped the bear we¡¯d been attacked by on our first night. Then he was lunging for Solitaire.
We¡¯d all sung this song and dance before, though, and Solitaire in particular had his response lined up and ready. He didn¡¯t try to meet the giant head on, didn¡¯t try to weave aside and counter, didn¡¯t even try to beat him to the punch and abort his attack with one of his own. He just turned and ran.
It was almost comical. The sight of my friend spinning on his heel and breaking out into a sprint across the tavern, the giant¡¯s moment of stunned surprise, then the fury that came across his face as he hurried to give chase. Watching it all, I almost missed the opportunity that came when the seven-foot redhead was rushing right past me to get to the Scouser.
Fortunately, I had enough sense to hold out a foot and trip him.
The impact felt like it might rip my leg off at the knee, but I was just strong enough to keep my balance while taking the other man¡¯s. His leg was caught beneath him, his body lurched forwards, and four hundred pounds of fatass smashed face-first into the wooden floor. His head was just a few inches raised back up when Solitaire¡¯s feet came down onto the back of it, his jump having taken him a full metre into the air before landing on the poor sod.
I turned, then, to see that the man¡¯s friends were moving in. Five of them, at least. One was busy picking up teeth that Beam had smashed out. I paused, thought, then decided that the five-on-one was slightly more demanding of my attention. I lunged in to help the olympian.
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Even now, I wasn¡¯t much of a fighter, but I had size, and I¡¯d seen enough to know how useful that was. I opened my help up by shoulder-slamming one of the men, catching him in the chest and sending him bouncing off me as I gifted him all my sprinting momentum. He bounced again upon landing, rolling half-over and groaning, then another was coming. Beam tossed one of the man¡¯s friends into him, sending them both down, and I turned my focus to helping my friend with the remaining two.
One of them punched him hard across the jaw, stunning him, and I caught the next one¡¯s arm before they could follow up. A brief wrestling match proceeded between us, which ended when he kneed me in the balls. I groaned, folded and looked up just in time to see the offending thug get knocked fully off his feet by a haymaker that would¡¯ve given satan himself a nosebleed. Beam¡¯s haymaker. The other, apparently, was already down.
My friend moved in next to me, putting himself between my body and the three men who were now getting back to their feet.
¡°Can you move?¡± He asked. I opened my mouth to speak, then felt a sudden, terrible hollowness in my groin. I vomited, and he sighed. ¡°Tell me when you can.¡± Beam threw himself at them without further ado.
While he fought, I heard a great crashing across the room and turned to see Solitaire grappling the giant. Well, grappling was the wrong word. My friend was on his back, climbing his enormous frame, fingers digging in to use ears, nostrils and flabs of meat for grip. His face was just beside the enemy¡¯s, jaws closed tight around the man¡¯s cheek, chin and brow. It was like watching a human being mauled by some feral chimpanzee.
A big human, mind. And one with leather for skin, because he wasn¡¯t actually being hurt all that much, and every moment Solitaire came closer to being caught. I turned back to Beam, saw him snatching one man into a headlock while hammering away at another one¡¯s guard, and tested myself. The third was coming up behind him.
I could move, albeit at the cost of another wave of discomfort. It would have to do.
The man closing on Beam was bigger than the others, and I wasn¡¯t sure I¡¯d be overpowering him as easily. So I didn¡¯t risk it. I snatched a wooden stool up from a nearby table, brought it around as I closed in and turned my approach into a swing. Beam saw it arcing for him, doubtless realised what was happening, and sidestepped from the path. His timing was perfect, and barely an eyeblink passed between his movement and the wooden edge finding home in the enemy¡¯s face. The man went down instantly, and I stumbled back with the stool.
By the time I¡¯d hefted it again, Beam had choked one man into unconsciousness and kicked the last so hard that I actually worried he might¡¯ve died. We both moved our focus to Solitaire and the giant.
Just in time to see our friend hauled from the man¡¯s back, hoisted fully over his head like some strong man¡¯s barbell, and physically thrown to soar a full ten feet and land viciously hard on his head. He bounced, rolled, then remained where he lay. Groaning and coughing.
In an ideal world, we¡¯d have tended to him, but the big man was closing in too fast to allow that. Beam acted first, snatching the stool from my grip and handling its twenty pound weight as if it were made of polystyrene. He tossed it like a shot put, aim landing the edge perfectly against our enemy¡¯s face and¡Barely making him flinch. He was on the olympian an instant later.
Honestly, I¡¯d like to tell you that we proceeded to trounce the man. That we used makeshift weapons, skill, savagery and- most important of all- the power of friendship to finally put him down. Truth be told? We didn¡¯t. In fact I think we barely even hurt the fucker. By the time our brawl was done, there wasn¡¯t really a winner. Just an absence of a loser.
The big man had thrown us all around like dog toys for the better part of a quarter hour before finally steaming out, taking a seat on one of the remaining unbroken stools, and threatening to snap it beneath his weight even then. We did much the same, panting and glaring at the stupid fucker, while he returned out looks in kind.
In the time since our fight had started, the tavern had filled in with extra faces, mostly there to watch the local tough actually get a run for his money. That was fine by me, but I could see Solitaire getting more agitated by the second. He always had hated crowds.
¡°You¡¯re¡.Alright.¡± The giant called out, from where he was sitting some dozen feet away. ¡°Didn¡¯t¡Expect that hard of a fight.¡±
Solitaire muttered something, possibly about setting him on fire, and I tried to think of a suitable response. Surprisingly, it was Beam who gave one.
¡°Not bad yourself.¡± He gasped, still out of breath, though recovering faster than us. ¡°Didn¡¯t expect I¡¯d meet someone who¡¯d still be standing after me and my brothers fought him three on one.¡±
That cracked a broad smile across the man¡¯s face, and his eyes danced.
¡°Didn¡¯t expect to meet three someones who could fight me, even together.¡± He replied, apparently rather pleased.
Of course he was pleased. I shouldn¡¯t have bothered thinking of anything to say at all, we already knew Beam could speak meathead.
Whatever budding conversation might have continued between them, it was interrupted by a rather angry looking man storming over. I quickly recognised him as the barkeep, and figured where the conversation was going just an instant before he opened his mouth.
¡°You fucking wrecked the place!¡± He snapped, glaring, surprisingly, at the giant instead of us. ¡°This is the third time, Argar.¡±
The giant, apparently named Argar, shrugged. He seemed apologetic in the same way someone returning a year-overdue library book might be right before borrowing another.
¡°Sorry, didn¡¯t expect them to be that hard.¡±
It appeared to be the exactly wrong thing to say, because the barkeep¡¯s temper only shortened from there. What followed was a barrage of screamed accusations that even I could only make out around half of, and by the end the giant actually looked somewhat chastened.
¡°How do you expect to pay for this?¡± The barkeep snarled, apparently holding only Argar responsible, despite my friends and me having done our fair share of breaking too. And that was when the idea struck me.
¡°We can put some money up.¡± I cut in, studying the man- and the giant- as their eyes turned to me in surprise. ¡°We were involved, after all, and we have a fair amount of cash on hand.¡±
The barkeep seemed mollified, but Argar cut in somewhat suspiciously.
¡°Why would you do that?¡± He demanded, glaring at me now. I resisted the urge to smile as I replied.
¡°Because you¡¯re going to work it off.¡±
Chapter 32
Solitaire POV: Day 45
Current Wealth: 2 silver 12 copper
All in all, it didn¡¯t take Shango that long to smooth things over, and once he was finished we were down a few- well, many- silver. And up one giant, glass-proof gorilla. I was leaning against the wall in our room, nursing my ribs after they played up again in the fight, desperately trying to decide whether it¡¯d been a good idea.
¡°You should see a physician.¡± Beam told me, sitting opposite and wearing his concern openly as he eyed me. I sighed, then resisted the urge to swear as the exhalation sent a painful stab into my side.
¡°I don¡¯t need a physician, none of them are broken- I can feel broken bones- and I¡¯ll heal on my own eventually. I¡¯d be healing already if Grognard the Barbarian hadn¡¯t decided to equip me as a weapon and attack a fucking table.¡±
I coughed, and the coughing made me hurt more, which almost led to more coughing. Shango laughed from across the room, watching it with a grin on his face. Prick.
¡°How well do you think you can fight?¡± Beam asked, and I felt a flicker of irritation. ¡°I¡¯ll be better in the morning.¡± I told him. ¡°I just need to avoid getting punched in the ribs, I¡¯ll have to hit the next fucker with something heavier. Just leave me in the back as a support role and I¡¯ll recover slowly, we¡¯ll be fighting shitty undead for a while anyway, right?¡±
They both nodded, and I sighed. Leaning back, closing my eyes. Waiting for Shango to voice whatever thought I¡¯d seen rattling around unspoken in his head.
¡°...What if we leave you behind in the city tomorrow? Just for the day.¡± He added, quickly. ¡°Let you go and try to find a teacher to learn magic from. Then you can get back to helping us, or even sit and pick up a few extra tricks while you heal, then come back better.¡±
I weighed his words. It would¡¯ve been convenient- game changing, even, if they¡¯d been true. But we didn¡¯t have the money for serious magic tutelage just yet. I told him as much, and he shrugged.
¡°So spend the day working your way through the city¡¯s magi until you¡¯ve got one willing to test you, bargain hunt. You working class men do love that don¡¯t you?¡±
¡°Eat a cock.¡± I replied, succinctly.
He did have a point though, and I reluctantly swallowed it, nodding.
¡°Fine, I¡¯ll spend the day asking around for deals. I suppose¡I guess you¡¯re not going after anything that tough anyway, and as I am right now¡¡±
As I was right then, I¡¯d not help that much. At worst I might even slow them- have my ribs play up unexpectedly, get a friend killed. I didn¡¯t want to say any of that outloud, didn¡¯t even want to think it, but I couldn¡¯t exactly ignore the fact either. Bollocks.
¡°We have Argar now, anyway.¡± Beam noted, clearly trying to cheer me up. ¡°He¡¯s tough enough to keep us safe at least for a day, and we¡¯re going after zombies of all things.¡±
¡°And you¡¯ll be essentially protecting us anyway by saving the money.¡± Shango added. ¡°Every five copper we don¡¯t spend is one fight we don¡¯t need to pick with a rotter, eh?¡±
Somehow having them try to molify me just made things worse. Like I was being babied, comforted as you might a screaming child. But I didn¡¯t lash out. That would just be cruel, and even I wasn¡¯t a big enough prick to make that my answer to kindness from my friends. I forced a deceptive smile and nodded.
¡°Fine. And if I come back with the ability to blow up cities with my mind, all the better, right?¡±
We shared a chuckle that each and every one of us was feigning for the others¡¯ sake, then got settled and ready for sleep.
Morning came, and it was actually surprising to not wake up sticking to my makeshift bed on the floor or shivering like an addict being waterboarded in Antarctica. There were benefits to higher class dwellings, apparently.
Still, I was quickly reminded of my fight the previous night when my ribs started trying to free themselves from the rest of me, protesting their position with thick waves of agony. Those lasted a while, and it was hard even for me to keep the pain to myself.
Fortunately Shango and Beam were up soon enough, groaning and yawning, both of them wincing a bit too. We¡¯d all gotten our share of scrapes and bruises over the last week, apparently.
¡°When are we setting off?¡± Beam asked, eager as always to be doing something. Shango thought about it.
¡°Rotters are undead, and in our world they¡¯re slowed by daylight. The more intense, the worse they move. So ideally we¡¯d be setting off later, catching them at high noon for the easiest fight possible.¡±
¡°But that leaves us less time to be hunting them.¡± Beam countered. I was barely listening to the pair, focused instead on climbing to my feet without violently shitting down my leg at the pain. I grunted with relief, both for having successfully conquered my gravitic task, and because my friends were finally approaching something resembling a conclusion to their argument.
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¡°Early then.¡± Shango sighed. ¡°Hopefully the new guy makes up the difference.¡±
My side throbbed again. Somehow I got the feeling he would, but that was none of my concern for the time being. Now I had my own task to attend.
I said my goodbyes to the other two, stepping from the tavern and making my way through the street. It felt odd to be moving through it alone. Really odd, disconcerting and all sort of itchy at the back of my spine, like being watched. I figured out why by the time I¡¯d crossed my second road.
Now was the first time since coming to Redacle that I¡¯d been genuinely alone, no friends to watch me, no allies to fight alongside me. If I got attacked, right now, by the sort of group I¡¯d come to regard as a nothing-threat, it would end badly.
With no small amount of effort, I buried the concern. The one benefit to being a paranoid of course is that you get used to doing such things, and being realistic I wasn¡¯t exactly in any great danger of attack in such light hours. The knowledge did little to keep my edges blunt while I marched through the city, but it helped at least.
The first magus I reached wouldn¡¯t even see me, the prick. The second, thankfully, was not that far. About half a mile away. I¡¯d expected as much, the magically gifted tended to congregate in larger cities with wealthier patrons available. Except that this fucker kicked me out the moment I asked to be tested.
Apparently Corvan¡¯s personality was very much trade-standard. Well, that didn¡¯t exactly surprise me, my book hadn¡¯t given much in the way of depictions for average magi, but in my and Shango¡¯s head they¡¯d always been double-decker twats. Middle management, almost. Moderately influential and all the more obsessed with influence for it, made more petty, not less, for the small measures of magical power they had over others. Nothing to do but persevere.
I made progress on the third attempt, finding a man who offered me a test for the low, low price of three silver. More than I had on me, of course, but easier to work around than being ordered out of the place on threat of incineration. I put a pin in that appointment and moved on for others
Another kicked me out, one more offered four silver, then a third actually let me negotiate her down to two. That was still a bit high for my liking, but I kept her position in mind and moved on.
I had to do a lot of walking , and a lot of talking. God, I hate people. I hate these people more than anything, but just in the general sense I hate people. Slow, plodding ape things, dragging me down with them. Dancing on the edge of a knife. You know that experiment where they gave rats access to water on one side of their cage and a button that makes them feel good on the other? Where the rats invariably died of thirst because they just kept pressing the button? That¡¯s humans.
Still, there¡¯s always a time to cut cards with the devil, and I¡¯m not stupid enough that I can¡¯t grin and bear a bit of displeasure for the greater good. If we were going to impart any sort of change at all in this world we¡¯d need strength to do it, and that would likely come with magic. I kept trying.
By the time noon was well past, and the sun coming precipitously close to painting a horizon orange, I¡¯d ended up back with the woman who offered two silver, and managed to negotiate her down to one silver and forty copper. It was still bloody highway robbery, but I¡¯d come to expect things like that. Beam¡¯s healthcare system had required more adjustment in any case.
¡°One silver and thirty.¡± I tried, patience wearing thin. Beam and Shango would be back soon, and if Shango found out I¡¯d not managed to find any price below a full silver he¡¯d never let me hear the end of it.
The magus I was dealing with was younger than the others, and that might¡¯ve been why her asking price was so low. Nonetheless, she wasn¡¯t stupid. A tall woman, brown haired and eyed, with slight features and a mean look to her eye, she¡¯d surprised me with how fiercely she¡¯d caught on to every word I tried to blindside her with.
At the risk of sounding slightly misogynistic, she wasn¡¯t nearly as air-headed as I¡¯d expected an attractive woman to be. Inconvenient.
¡°What you¡¯re asking is ridiculous.¡± She told me, her own impatience growing to match mine. ¡°It costs almost one silver just to administer the test, the materials involved are expensive and finite.¡±
I took her words in, considered them with all due care, then nodded. And completely ignored them.
¡°And on the other hand, if you can¡¯t go that low, you¡¯ll not make a profit period because you won¡¯t be selling your services to me. One silver thirty is still getting you more than you had before.¡±
She glared, but I could see she was considering it. That was the first step to changing a mind, leave a crack in their convictions, then drive the chisel in.
¡°Besides, what if the test comes back positive?¡± I noted. ¡°We both know I can¡¯t afford to get tutelage from any magus other than you, in this city. That¡¯s why I came back here, and that¡¯s why I¡¯m still haggling. If I am magic, that¡¯s money in the bank for you. You¡¯ve got a new apprentice to draw coin out of as payment for teaching him.¡±
The suggestion worked wonders, and I saw her face creasing with thought, doubt. Then, finally, reluctant acquiescence.
¡°One silver thirty five.¡± She said at last. I forced myself to pause a moment before nodding, extending a hand for her to shake.
¡°Ah¡You¡¯re not from around here?¡± She asked, eying the hand like it was a big, flaccid cock left dangling from the end of my wrist. I withdrew it.
¡°No, sorry about that.¡± I managed.
It wasn¡¯t done for men to shake women¡¯s hands, in this part of Redacle. Stupid of me to forget, however excited I¡¯d been. The magus was quick in breezing past, in any case.
¡°Alright then.¡± She sighed, ¡°I¡¯ll administer the test, wait here, I need to get the mana crystals.¡±
I waited, and she was back quickly, bringing a pair of cyan-coloured gemstones through that looked as if they were a mix between glass and plastic in texture. She held them out, opened her mouth to speak, then paused as I gripped each one without needing to be told.
I grinned.
¡°I¡¯m aware of how the test is done, I just needed a magus to do it.¡±
She nodded, quickly moving on and reaching into another drawer, withdrawing a length of copper wire now and wrapping it around both the crystals. She placed her hands on top of them, careful not to touch mine, and focused.
After a few moments, it happened. A hum of light running into one crystal, then fading from it just as it looped into the other. Then a buzzing assailed my body. Not quite a sensation, more an¡Urge. To run, to hide. The very sort you might feel upon suddenly hearing hornets buzzing around you.
I resisted it, of course, and waited for the test to proceed. The lights returned, stronger, then moved from one crystal to another and sent another buzz through me. Then again, then again. Soon I was sweating with the irritation of it, but I held still for minutes more until the test was finally complete.
The woman took the crystals from me, sighing as one of them split rather noticeably along its centre, and placed everything to one side. Then eyed me.
¡°Congratulations.¡± She said, ¡°You have the talent.¡±
Chapter 33
Beam POV: Day 46
Current Wealth: 0 silver 27 copper
Leaving Solitaire alone in the city left me feeling more than a little unnerved, I told myself it was for the best, however. He was hardly in any danger, and giving him an extra day to heal was the best way I could keep him safe. An eerily small number of our journeys had actually gone according to plan before now, and if we ended up getting a surprise half as nasty as the bear or giga-troll on this one, I doubted his condition would let him survive long enough for more treatment.
Still, it didn¡¯t sit right with me. And I knew why. We were in this predicament because he¡¯d been hurt, and he¡¯d been hurt because I¡¯d failed in protecting him. Again. It seemed failed protection was the only kind I could ever offer. The guilt hung onto my shoulders like an anvil, keeping me company for our entire march into the woodlands. I kept it to myself, not wanting to bother Shango with such a triviality, and not knowing Argar enough to even discuss it with him to begin with.
Argar, the giant. He¡¯d stuck to his word and come along with us, surprising me quite a bit in doing so. Somehow the man felt even bigger to walk alongside than he had to fight, towering over me by almost an entire foot, giant legs eating the road with great strides. He didn¡¯t seem to even feel the cold, despite not having furs nearly as thick as mine or Shango¡¯s, and he didn¡¯t complain one iota as we made our way into the woods.
Perhaps we had something in common, then. Or perhaps he just didn¡¯t see much to complain about. The man hardly felt unhappy to be waddling into the jaws of death.
¡°What¡¯s the plan?¡± Shango asked, once we were a fair distance from the city. ¡°Rotters don¡¯t really bleed, so arrows won¡¯t do us much good this time. Nor will our daggers or the spear.¡±
¡°I can use my hands.¡± Argar shrugged, and the sheer size of each shoulder as it rolled upwards had me half believing him. Fortunately, saner heads prevailed.
¡°Let¡¯s make like Solitaire and start picking rocks up on our way.¡± I suggested, scoring a grin from Shango as I did. We both knew our friend would never shut up if he caught us mimicking his habits like that.
We kept talking while picking our way across the woodlands, eyes peeled for particularly deadly looking stones. I got two, myself, both a bit bigger than my fists, nice and jagged, angled things that looked perfect to stave in a head. Shango only got one. When I turned to ask if Argar needed one of mine, I saw the big man had torn an entire branch off a tree and snapped it across his knee, fashioning himself a club that probably weighed as much as my leg. It would probably do just fine, I decided. Better than anything we¡¯d picked up from the gang war, for this job.
The forest transformed as we went deeper, air getting an unpleasant edge that had nothing to do with the cold, but still sent shivers running down my spine.
Everything became darker for seemingly no reason at all, and an unnaturally grey fog began to congeal at the ground around our feet. Shango was the first to recognise it.
¡°Necrotic mist.¡± He breathed. The term rang a bell in my memory. Death gas, essentially, also known as miasma. It was generated by undead, and generated more of them in turn.
Seeing it now meant we were closing in on where the action would be.
I noticed a couple of things as our walk continued. One was the smell, like an old folk¡¯s home, but more important was the silence. Save for the wind, and our own footsteps, I couldn¡¯t hear anything in this part of the wood. No birds, no rodents, not a damn thing. Even the insects were silent. It was like the whole world was holding its breath and waiting, waiting for something big.
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Well, I certainly was. I forced myself to exhale, performing the calming, rhythmic oscillation of lungs that I¡¯d learned to steel my nerves before a match years before. We¡¯d fought bears, we¡¯d fought trolls. Whatever was ahead, it didn¡¯t have anything on us.
That¡¯s what I told myself, at least, but as we crept deeper in, the seeds of unease only grew. Undead had some particular essence about them that frightened the living on an instinctual level. Was that what I was feeling?
Or did I just have better instincts than I thought?
Solitaire, I knew, would make fun of me if he knew I was this concerned about a gut feeling. Shango wouldn¡¯t, but he¡¯d not take it seriously either. So I bit my tongue. Right up until the forest¡¯s silence was disintegrated by the shrillest, gnarliest screech I think I¡¯ve ever heard in my life.
We all looked ahead at once for the source, and it wasn¡¯t hard to find. Five foot six, skinny as a ragdoll and lumbering towards us half at a sprint and half at a limp. It was maybe twenty yards away when we first caught sight of the fucking thing, and that gave us all the time in the world to get ready before it came.
A walking corpse, blood-stained, withered and snarling like a rabid dog. The sight of an enemy at last gave my fear some direction, at least.
I moved in to answer first, putting myself in front of Shango with a reflexive grace. Then blinked, as Argar put himself further in front of me. The rotter was barely within arms¡¯ reach of him when his giant log came swinging around like a battering ram, catching it fully in the chest and halting its sprint to a dead stop instantaneously.
The undead fell onto its back, jerking around, and I saw ribs jutting from a ruined chest.
Argar didn¡¯t give it a chance to shrug the wound off, closing in more than a metre in one great stride, then swinging his cudgel down a second time. It caught the lower torso, shattering hips and crushing the spine at its base.
And the undead¡¯s legs stopped moving. So they could still be paralyzed if nerves and bones were damaged enough? That was useful to know, though not for now. For now, our enemy was a bit too mangled to do anything anyway.
I watched as it writhed around, trying and failing to claw its way to us as Argar stepped back, his lip curled.
¡°Never actually seen one this close.¡± He grunted. I¡¯d never seen one period, but felt urged to keep silent about the fact. The man was big enough already, no need to further my inadequacies.
¡°Why didn¡¯t you kill it?¡± Shango asked him. Argar shrugged.
¡°Smash a ribcage in, usually, that does kill something. Didn¡¯t know the rumours about undead being¡ like this were true.¡±
I saw a slight quiver to his lip, as he said that, and it occurred to me that the big man actually was unnerved. Scared even, deeply so. It seemed odd, but the more I thought about it, the more it made sense. He hadn¡¯t grown up on anime and video games, to him zombies weren¡¯t just fodder to kill a few hours decapitating with virtual shotguns. God knew what kind of stories people as primitive as his told about them, but they probably bigged them up more than a bit.
To be fair, even Shango and I were playing it safe with all our meta knowledge. There was a reason we weren¡¯t hunting during the night.
¡°You need to smash the head to put a rotter down.¡± Shango explained, then took a step forward to do just that, and hesitated. I could guess why, he probably wasn¡¯t certain he had the strength, rock or no.
But I was. I closed in while the rotter hissed at him, brought the stone down and felt its skull change shape beneath the impact. Then I hit it a few more times to be safe. Brown blood was sticking to the rock like glue, by the end, and the reek was revolting, but the rotter died about the same as anything else would have. I straightened up.
¡°So, more hunting?¡± I asked the other two. Shango was quick in replying.
¡°More hunting.¡±
The deeper we went, the more apparent it became that actually finding rotters wouldn¡¯t be too much of an issue. They weren¡¯t exactly commonplace, of course, but there were a lot more than just a few, and if you made a bit of noise you¡¯d attract plenty to throw themselves at you. We ended up bagging about half a dozen within the hour. Twenty three within four hours.
But the sun was growing dangerously close to the horizon, by then, and it was that that finally put an end to our hunting trip. Reluctantly, we started trudging our way back to the city.
It made sense, thinking about it, that you wouldn¡¯t find any undead close to the main seat of human habitation for the region. Guard patrols and whatnot probably kept their populations down like nothing else, and at worst all of the lazier, stronger mercenaries would be vacuuming them up by day.
Regardless, though, it was still an issue. We couldn¡¯t afford to waste seven hours a day on transit if we were going to make progress from this, five coppers per pop meant that we¡¯d earned ourselves just over two silver with the day¡¯s work. Which wasn¡¯t much better than three men our size could¡¯ve managed with basic labouring. We needed to adjust our strategy.
And we needed more fucking money.
Chapter 34
Shango POV: Day 46
Current Wealth: 2 silver 42 copper
[Appraisal]
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Class: Emperor
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Level: 8
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Condition: Fine
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Modifiers: +5 Toughness, +2 Strength
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Statistics: Strength 7, Speed 5, Dexterity 6, Stamina 5, Toughness 9, Alertness 8, Charisma 9, Intelligence 8
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Inventory: Jeans, shirt, jacket, dagger
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Class Abilities: Appraisal II
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Current Experience Points: 33/170
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Unspent Skillpoints: 0
[Appraisal]
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Class: Dragonknight
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Level: 7
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Condition: Fine
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Modifiers: +1 Strength, +1 Speed, +2 Toughness
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Statistics: Strength 10, Speed 9, Dexterity 8, Stamina 9, Toughness 10, Alertness 8, Charisma 6, Intelligence 5
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Inventory: Jeans, flannel shirt, spear
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Class Abilities: Beloved II
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Current Experience Points: 130/160
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Unspent Skillpoints: 0
Ten experience points, apparently, were our reward for trudging across miles of snow and killing ten times our number of undead. I¡¯d certainly done more annoying and difficult things for poorer rewards, but for the life of me I couldn¡¯t quite recall when. And it was no less disheartening for it.
Well, truth be told I wasn¡¯t entirely surprised. We¡¯d clocked a while ago that difficulty, and particularly risk, exponentially increased the experience rewards for killing something, even if it was magical enough to give experience at all. With that in mind gang-initiating mindless zombies of roughly average human physicality was hardly going to benefit us much no matter what. Still, I¡¯d checked. If we¡¯d been levelling quickly from the hunts, it might¡¯ve been worth sustaining them for a while, seeing how strong we could get¡Seeing if we could head over at night. Farming enemies did become a universal strategy among so many roleplaying games for a good reason, though people weren¡¯t taking their own life into their hands in those.
In any case, it was an irrelevance. We weren¡¯t levelling up at any appreciable speed from killing them, so we had no reason to continue doing it save for the money. And the money was quite wanting, too.
We were sitting together in the same tavern we¡¯d met Argar, eating- and not drinking- some roasted chickens with a few carrots and potatoes thrown in. Hot meals were still a luxury, it¡¯d been that recently that we¡¯d started regularly indulging them, but this one had set us back a further twelve coppers in total.
So we were down to two silver and thirty copper.
It was progress, still, no matter what. But after our night¡¯s sleep in the inn that progress would be reduced by a further nine copper from rent. And it was already small enough.
Expensive to live, painful to die, miserable to go on. But we had no choice in the matter, and so I pushed the observation behind me like so many others.
Solitaire leaned back, groaning with the motion.
¡°My ribs are on the mend.¡± He noted. ¡°I¡¯ll be fit as a fiddle tomorrow.¡±
The lying bastard. I didn¡¯t have the energy to answer or argue, but he kept on talking regardless.
¡°Which brings us to our issue of funds. Seems to me, we need a way of overcoming two limiting factors on the undead hunts. Time required to get there, and actual weight of the¡¡± His lip curled slightly. ¡°Loot.¡±
Evidence. We¡¯d needed evidence, otherwise any idiot could just claim to have killed a hundred rotters and walk out of the merc tavern with ten silver in his pocket. Apparently, that evidence had been required in the form of severed heads.
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So we¡¯d watched Argar haul back about two hundred pounds of stinking, decaying skull and brain matter for twenty miles. If nothing else, the weight didn¡¯t seem to bother him that much.
¡°We could get a cart.¡± Beam suggested. ¡°A hand-drawn one, at least.¡±
Solitaire sighed.
¡°Carts cost money, if I¡¯m remembering our notes correctly a decent one would set us back about ten or fifteen silver.¡±
I considered another way, then gave up.
¡°Either way, we still have the issue of travel time, I don¡¯t see that going away until we¡¯re rich enough to afford a horse. More than one, actually, to carry all of us.¡±
Solitaire grinned that evil grin he had, the one that promised he was about to say something very very clever, that would make me extremely upset.
¡°I¡¯ve thought of a solution for that.¡± He declared, and without realising it Beam and I leaned in to hear. He continued, apparently enjoying the attention.
¡°We build a shelter next to the woods. A small one, mind, densely made with nice thick walls and boarded windows. That marks our base of operations, and while we hunt through the night, we can do so knowing we have a defensible position to retreat to.¡±
Beam was thoughtful, but I was instantaneous in my answer.
¡°No.¡± I snapped. ¡°Absolutely not, it¡¯s ridiculous, we¡¯d be torn to shreds during construction.¡±
¡°We¡¯d only build during the day.¡± Solitaire countered. ¡°And, actually, I was thinking we could take out a loan to hire some workmen to do it.¡±
It was incredible. Somehow my friend had taken a plan so awful it almost made my eyes water, and, with just a few extra words, managed to make it even worse.
¡°You want to put us in debt again now?¡± I snapped, disbelieving that he could be so stupid. Solitaire only shrugged.
¡°Either that or we risk a night attack without some defensive fortifications. Way I see it, we need to increase our power here- both politically and literally- as quickly as we can. I want security here, I want to know that I won¡¯t wake up hungry tomorrow, I want-¡± His voice became strangled, for a moment, by emotion. And I realised why.
I¡¯d always known I¡¯d be okay, that I wouldn¡¯t starve. So had Beam. But not Solitaire. In our old world he¡¯d spent his life crawling up to a position as stable as the one we¡¯d occupied right before being dragged here.
And then he¡¯d been dragged here. We¡¯d all lost everything, but everything he¡¯d lost, he¡¯d worked for, too.
But even knowing how much he wanted it back, I couldn¡¯t just roll over for an idea like this.
¡°This could fuck us, permanently. If we keep going as we are¡We¡¯ll get where we need to be eventually.¡±
¡°Unless something unlucky happens in the meantime.¡± Solitaire countered.
We argued a while longer, both of us digging our heels in and refusing to back down. Eventually it was Beam who we turned to as a tie-breaker.
And he refused to do so.
¡°I¡¯m sorry.¡± He groaned. ¡°I just don¡¯t know, you¡You both have points.¡±
I scoffed, Solitaire snarled, and all of us were forced to agree we¡¯d come to a more final decision tomorrow. Sleep came like a rag of chloroform, harshly felt but quickly succumbed to, and then it was a new day.
We were out of the inn within half an hour, having scoffed down a quick breakfast, and made our way down the streets quicker still. Our rendezvous point with Argar was the tavern we¡¯d met him at. None of us had exactly decided that verbally, it had just sort of happened around the second time we met him. On our way there, however, something very interesting caught our eye.
Well, it caught our ear. It was some old man on the road, shouting about ten or fifteen things seemingly at once, his words barely intelligible. We closed in slightly, as we walked past, to make them out better.
¡°Please, anyone! Anyone?! There¡¯s a hundred children there, and women too, we can offer coin if that¡¯s what you demand, but we need aid! Please!¡±
The panic in his voice would¡¯ve made it clear enough that the man was talking of death, even if it hadn¡¯t been patently obvious from his actual words. We listened a while longer, managing to unravel that he was talking about saving his village.
I turned to my friends, and was halfway through asking what they thought about the prospect when Solitaire cut me off with a grin.
¡°Ask him how much he can pay.¡± He pressed, and I felt my skin crawl. Sometimes the bastard was too cold-hearted, even for my tastes.
Regardless of that, though¡We did need money. I cursed, and approached the man.
He was short, even for a native of Redacle. Normally I looked down on short people, literally. But being tall back home made me a giant here, and my chin was almost touching my throat as I tilted my eyes down to meet his. The man was withered by age, hair white, skin wrinkled, body shaking and unsteady beneath its own weight. He looked like he¡¯d just crawled out of a famine, then staved off a case of bubonic plague and been locked in a sensory deprivation tank for half a century.
¡°Excuse me,¡± I began, then ground my teeth as the idiot kept on shouting over me. I had to raise my voice and almost contest his own volume just for him to hear me.
¡°EXCUSE ME,¡± I roared, then lowered my voice once he turned to me, ¡°My brothers and I are mercenaries, what exactly is it that you need help with? We may be able to assist.¡±
The man might have had a heart attack then and there, with how shocked he looked. To his credit, though, he recovered quickly, and spoke more quickly still.
¡°I come from a small village to the west of here, Rinchester, it¡¯s perhaps ten leagues from the city.¡±
My blood ran cold. If I was remembering how big a league was, that would put the place deep in undead country.
¡°It¡¯s being attacked by rotters?¡± I guessed, he confirmed it with a nod.
¡°Bloody hundreds of them, every night. They come like rats, swarming the streets, climbing over each other¡¯s bodies to get at us. We had guards, but most are already dead, and those that are left have started barricading themselves indoors to protect their own families. We lose someone else every night, there are more every time, I¡¡± His voice turned into a quiet croak, and he choked on it for a second while we all stared and listened. ¡°I lost my daughter the week before, and I¡¯m not sure if her children have survived the days since I left for Wolney.¡±
That explained why the old man was having so much trouble finding someone willing to help. Mercenaries were a practical bunch, if they¡¯d been told they¡¯d be facing down hundreds of undead, let alone hundreds every night, they¡¯d be more likely to run away with their tails between their legs than lift a finger and help.
And if professionals who killed things for a living were smelling a lost cause, who were we to try and make it anything different?
I turned to Solitaire and Beam, saw the looks on their faces, then braced myself and glanced at the old man.
¡°Give us a minute please.¡± I asked him. ¡°We need to make a decision.¡±
Chapter 35
Solitaire POV: Day 46
Current Wealth: 2 silver 21 copper
¡°We¡¯re not actually considering this, are we?¡± I asked, careful to keep from speaking loud enough for the old man to hear- that would be awkward- but letting the urgency of my question convey itself all the same. Shango didn¡¯t look nearly as reassuring as I¡¯d hoped. In fact, he looked like he was about to argue.
And he did, the bastard. I couldn¡¯t even rely on a coward¡¯s cowardice anymore. What was the world coming to?
¡°He said they¡¯d pay whatever they could manage.¡± Shango pressed. ¡°How much do you think that is, exactly? Gold, surely, and probably more than just a few pieces. This is an entire village¡¯s wealth- an entire village with many members who are recently deceased and thus no longer in possession of their own.¡±
It was a valid point, really. We wanted money, they had a big pile of it and were willing to part ways with the stuff. Not to mention the other loot- or, more politely, salvage- that was almost doubtless lying around. I was hard pressed to counter him, but I did my best.
¡°Fuck you, you¡¯re trying to kill me.¡±
As far as retorts went, it wasn¡¯t my finest, but in my defence I was under the effects of my amygdala attempting to tunnel its way out through my cerebrum. Measured against other paranoids, I like to think I¡¯d have gotten fairly high marks.
¡°The reason nobody else is coming to collect this pile of money is because everyone dumb enough to try is already part of a pile of corpses, and I''d very much not like to join that company.¡± That was better, and it almost moved Shango for a moment, but his face was resolute as ever after a second¡¯s thought.
¡°We have an advantage over them.¡± He noted. ¡°We can¡You know.¡±
Level up, grow faster, increase in power so rapidly that none of the people in this world would even believe it. Yes, I did know, and that wasn¡¯t something I wanted to bank on as an escape rope. It hadn¡¯t saved us before, and it wouldn¡¯t save us now. If we were killed at level eight, it didn¡¯t matter how quickly we could reach fifty. Dead was dead.
I told Shango as much, and saw my words bounce off him like rain against a roof.
¡°If we manage to last a single night, like the people still there have done dozens of times over, how many undead do you think we¡¯ll manage to kill? How much experience will that net us?¡±
That was the first thing he¡¯d said that actually gave me pause, and I considered it.
Don¡¯t misunderstand me, I¡¯m a coward through and through. Thing is I¡¯m quite a conscientious coward, and my sense of self preservation tends to pick up problems when they¡¯re still far away on the horizon. We¡¯d not fought anything over level twenty so far, and we¡¯d scuffled with few enough things that we couldn¡¯t kill by simply jumping it as a group. But that didn¡¯t mean things would remain that way forever. If we got unlucky enough, we could run into a dragon, a demon, some other creature strong enough to kill us and the entire city we were standing around in to argue. Hell, we¡¯d already run into the giga-troll, and it¡¯d been pure chance that saved us then.
Redacle was home to creatures, and people, who could turn that thing into a red smear in the dirt without using anything more than their wanking hand.
There¡¯d be no defending against a scenario like that. One couldn¡¯t account for a natural disaster, after all. Some things were just bad luck.
But odds could be improved. The faster we strengthened ourselves, the lower the chances of us encountering something we couldn¡¯t handle. How would our alley fight have gone if we were as strong as we were now? Better, no doubt. And how might our fight with the giant troll have gone, if we¡¯d had a few hundred dead zombies under our belt?
I genuinely couldn¡¯t say. And that fact alone had me considering Shango¡¯s insane suggestion.
¡°There¡¯s the people to consider.¡± Beam said quietly, drawing my attention despite the low volume of his speech. I could see he looked pained. Torn, the way people were when one side of their brain argued with the other. I¡¯d have to figure out what had him so hesitant later, because I didn¡¯t think my friend was the sort to have a second thought about saving people, period. Or a first thought, for that matter.
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¡°I¡¯m considering the people.¡± I said, regardless. ¡°And I¡¯m considering all the other people we could help if we avoid getting mauled to death by zombies.¡±
¡°And how high are our chances of biting off more than we can chew tomorrow? Or next week? Or in a month?¡± Shango pressed. ¡°It¡¯s going to happen eventually, there¡¯s no doubt about that. The only question is whether we¡¯ll be lucky enough to keep surviving when it does, and I don¡¯t think we will.¡±
Part of me wanted to tell him that the giga-troll had been an isolated incident, but I knew I¡¯d not have a leg to stand on. We¡¯d not predicted or even suspected it would be there, and we¡¯d blundered right into its lap. He had a point, damn him.
So I weighed the odds, considered the chances, and then, finally, decided based on my own preferences. If we didn¡¯t take this job, I¡¯d be left to spend every day worrying that it¡¯d be my last, and checking behind every tree for some fucking dragon. If we did take it, and lived, would I be strong enough to feel secure?
I didn¡¯t know. But suddenly I wanted to, the thought of actually having something to abate my paranoid worries was more enticing than a city full of coin. I sighed, swore, and nodded.
¡°Fine.¡±
We returned to the man presenting a far more united front than our conversation would have betrayed, all stony faces and grim readiness. Honestly, we did quite a good impression of dark, brooding heroes. It was probably still spoiled by the first question out of Shango¡¯s mouth, though.
¡°How much can you pay, exactly?¡± He demanded. The old man didn¡¯t seem surprised by the certified Yoruba moment occurring right before his eyes, and actually got enthusiastic as he answered.
Presumably, the monetary cost was of no concern next to hitting his jackpot and actually discovering a group of morons willing to charge in and help his village.
¡°We can pay at least ten gold, plus whatever the dead residents have that isn¡¯t divided in their wills.¡±
Ten gold was no small amount of money. Particularly now that we had the cost of magic tuition to front, I could see Shango practically drooling, and being frank I was probably not much more restrained.
¡°Take us to your home, then.¡± Shango declared. ¡°We¡¯ll help you out the moment we¡¯ve collected our companion.¡±
Once the details were hammered out, we watched the old man scarper for the city gate, where he¡¯d await our heroic appearance. I swallowed my nerves, swallowed my bitching, and joined Shango and Beam in moving to Argar¡¯s tavern. The walk didn¡¯t feel very long. Things rarely did when you had possible death awaiting you after them.
Argar was drinking in his corner, laughing with a few friends, and I could practically see the smile drop off his face as we approached. I almost felt bad, for a second, ruining the man¡¯s fun so instantly with our very presence. Then I remembered he¡¯d snapped a table in half against my ribs, and started wishing we could ruin it even harder.
¡°We¡¯re setting off for Rinchester.¡± Shango told him, abruptly. ¡°Heard of it?¡±
The giant paled, and nodded. I suppressed a grin.
¡°Well off we go then.¡± My friend continued. ¡°No point in dilly-dallying.¡±
The giant, to his credit, did actually accompany us. But he lost about fifty courage points for bitching the entire way. Talking about hordes of undead capable of filling an ocean, piles of them rising up to the clouds, strong, greater creatures like skeletal reavers or liches capable of exploding buildings and stopping rivers. Honestly, it was infuriating. There¡¯s only so many little nitpicks I can take.
Fortunately, I was given a distraction soon enough. Shango leaned in beside me, whispering as we walked.
¡°Any chance you can make more gunpowder?¡±
I resisted the urge to convulse and tell him I¡¯d made specifically black powder, instead channelling the energy to something more productive.
¡°No.¡± I replied, honestly. ¡°Even if we had enough shit, it¡¯d take me nearly a full day, and we don¡¯t have enough money to buy the sulphur and charcoal for more than¡Maybe a kilogram.¡±
¡°A kilogram is a lot, right?¡± He pressed. I hesitated, then shook my head.
¡°Not for the time investment, and not against undead. If they had functioning organs to get liquefied by the overpressure then maybe it¡¯d be worth it, but as things stand we¡¯ll be facing enemies that would only really struggle against explosions that broke bone and tore muscle. That¡¯s not deadly enough for my taste. Even adding shrapnel wouldn¡¯t have as high a kill ratio as against normal humans.''''
He sighed.
¡°Why couldn¡¯t I have gotten a useful terrorist?¡± Shango grumbled, and I ignored him.
Truth be told, I¡¯d been thinking something fairly similar since coming here. Had I known we¡¯d get Shanghaied to our own book, I¡¯d have prepared a bit better. Like with a nice combat knife instead of that shitty pocket blade, a small mountain of engineering, chemistry and physics references¡And a shotgun. A really big one, one of those automatic types. I grinned imagining the giga-troll getting its guts opened up by a spray of supersonic lead.
My idle fancying was cut off, however, when Beam spoke on the other side of me. His voice wasn¡¯t as low or cautious as Shango, just¡Soft. All certainty, steel and promise.
¡°I¡¯m not going to let you get hurt again.¡± He told me, and something about the way he said it sent a chill running down my spine. I eyed him, studied his unflinching certainty, and tried to deflect.
¡°Thanks, but it¡¯s not a problem-¡±
Beam, uncharacteristically, cut me off.
¡°We¡¯re going here because I want to save people.¡± He interrupted. ¡°And I¡¯m not going to let you or Shango get hurt. Definitely not on my account, understand?¡±
He really hadn¡¯t left much room for anything but, so I nodded, and he nodded back. I swallowed, making a note to pursue the matter further when I¡¯d had time to consider what the fuck might be going on with him.
And then we saw the old man up ahead, waiting for us, just like we¡¯d said, by the city gate. The exit to our next fight or perhaps our imminent demise.
Chapter 36
Shango POV: Day 46
Current Wealth: 1 silver 47 copper
If I¡¯d known the old man expected us to pay for our own meals on the road, I might¡¯ve actually thought twice before following him. Not just out of basic thrift, but out of the simple fact that his not having the food already on him was a dangerous sign that he¡¯d been lying about what his village could afford to pay.
Well, maybe not. My motives for helping had been a lot more tied to compassion than I¡¯d made out to Solitaire. He probably knew as much, but still it was important to keep up pretences in polite conversation. So much of adult dialogue was built on convenient lies, after all.
At the very least our new employer had been able to afford a wagon, and we sat in it for the duration of the journey, wrapping ourselves in the blankets we¡¯d bought to make the trip between Jhigral and Wolney, staving off the icy elements with conversation. And glaring, jealously, at the far thicker layers wrapped around the elder as he drove the vehicle on.
It would be about four days before we arrived, double the length we¡¯d spent travelling last time, and yet somehow not feeling like anything much at all. We were adjusting, it seemed, to the slow, tedious way this world had of doing anything. And I wasn¡¯t entirely sure if I liked the fact.
Our journey was kept busy, though, despite the volume of sitting and shivering we spent it on. We were, after all, riding our way to a combat zone, and not one of us was stupid enough to do so blind. So we spoke, asking the old man every question that flitted into our minds, and preparing one another for every eventuality we could think of. Thanks to Solitaire, that latter list was near inexhaustible.
Rotters were one thing, we were confident enough of holding out against them even at night, provided we had a suitably defensive position. It was quite another, though, to face the other creatures that might be among them. I wasn¡¯t sure whether we¡¯d be dealing with dullahan, fomori or beladonnan puppeteers, but there¡¯d very possibly be some heavier hitters there with hundreds of zombies present.
Oh, you don¡¯t know what any of those terms mean in Redacle? Haven¡¯t read our book? Well, putting aside that slight against me, they¡¯re bad, awful and fucking atrocious to fight respectively, the weakest of them might have been more than our entire group could handle together, the strongest could have slaughtered a hundred copies of us each. And the old man was more than likely lying about there not being any higher undead at all. He didn¡¯t want to scare us off.
Smart.
¡°If one of the big ones attacks, we should use trenches.¡± Solitaire suggested, confidently. ¡°Square-cube law and all that.¡±
¡°What the bloody hell is that?¡± Argar asked, frowning in confusion, looking at him as if he were half mad.
I knew what the term meant, even though everything I¡¯d ever learned about engineering had been against my will as part of the world-building process, and I understood what Solitaire was getting at. Elephants died to a fall easier than mice, after all. I explained as much to Argar, then paused as a new thought struck me.
¡°What if it¡¯s one of the¡Uh, magical ones?¡± I asked, mind flitting to dark thoughts of liches vampires and everything in between. Solitaire smiled, chirpily.
¡°It¡¯ll kill the shit out of us, and there¡¯s nothing short of an Abrams squad we could use to do anything about it.¡±
Ah. Well, he was honest at least, the fucker. I nodded, and tried to bury my concerns.
Truth be told, for all our strategizing, there wasn¡¯t actually that much variation to any of the plans. The overwhelming majority of them would be dealing with more or less the same variables, and we¡¯d already done enough work writing about rotters to have figured out the ideal way of combating them. It was something Argar very much seemed to approve of, despite his reservations about the whole ordeal.
Well, they were zombies. Pop culture had done most of the heavy lifting years before we even wrote a thing. Dumb, shambling morons with no more innate durability than humans. Set up traps, barricades, buy some time and you can kill them almost at your leisure. But they were fast zombies, at least by night, and numbers could overwhelm. And unlike a lot of other pop culture we tended to be realistic in our portrayal of how thick the human skull is and how hard getting at the brains beneath could be. Semi-realistic, at least. We wouldn¡¯t be exploding heads off with every swing.
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This wasn¡¯t going to be easy no matter what.
Days drifted by in a lazy, chilly haze, and we took to sleeping while the sun was up. By nightfall, as far as we were into the woods, we knew the rotters would be active and plentiful, swarming the carriage and burying us in rotting flesh. The only way to avoid that was to save the horses'' stamina and strength to expend on outrunning them.
Even so there were more than a few close calls, where the creatures got nearer than we¡¯d have banked on. Fortunately we were all diligent, and the night vision provided by lifetimes of nourishing, vitamin-rich diets in the modern world let us spot the creatures well before they were on our escort.
Frankly, it was a miracle he¡¯d made it to Wolney without us. A suspiciously big miracle, even, which he didn¡¯t explain no matter how much we asked. That brought on a whole new problem, because the lack of explanation almost had Solitaire leaning forwards to cut the man¡¯s throat from behind, and left me and Beam stuck focusing on talking him out of it about five times per day.
Now, as I said we¡¯d been getting used to the long, winding journeys that came hand in hand with this world. And that was true. But it wasn¡¯t all that was gnawing at us during this trip. Before, we¡¯d been going to Wolney. A place with work, with food, with inns. A place, if anything, that would be better than the dogshit little town we were leaving.
Now? Now we were leaving Wolney, and rattling towards a death trap. Which has a fairly unique effect on a man¡¯s state of mind, let me tell you. If I had to describe it, I¡¯d do so with the analogy of a spring. Imagine one getting slowly compressed, forced tighter by the second, coiling inwards and building up energy until, just as it reaches its absolute limit, a ten megaton hydrogen bomb falls right on top of you.
In this scenario, the spring is our journey, we¡¯re the idiots squeezing it, and the bomb was what we were jittering and spasming in fear of, building up as an inevitable future in our minds and trembling over. Well, I say ¡°we¡±, it was actually only the normal people. Which is to say, me, Argar and the old man.
Solitaire¡¯s default state of mind, apparently, is ¡°the entire human race wants to kill me¡±, so this was nothing new for him. If anything, knowing for a fact that he was riding to trouble seemed to actually comfort the lunatic. And as for Beam¡Well, nothing ever could shake him.
Plenty could shake me, though. Including my own muscles, because by the time we were on our last day I was shivering with an adrenal overflow so strong that I actually heard my teeth chattering. Beam and Solitaire picked right up on it of course, and I was braced for the mockery long before it came. Largely because it never did.
¡°Deep breaths.¡± Solitaire told me. ¡°Just focus on the feeling of air moving in and out of you, force it to happen slowly. Remember you''re in control of those lungs, they work as fast as you tell them, and no faster. If they¡¯re too quick for your liking, seize them and drag them down to a better pace.¡±
I tried his advice, and it actually worked. Gave me something to think about, for one thing, and the fact that it was something I had power over¡Somehow that was more soothing than the distraction itself.
He wasn¡¯t done with his advice.
¡°This will pass.¡± He pressed. ¡°You¡¯ll feel better, calmer, in the future. For now, you¡¯re still here, and you have an age to think about what you¡¯ll do next. So use it. What¡¯s the plan?¡±
I gathered my wits, and tried to come up with something. It was Beam, cutting in next, who helped me along.
¡°What if there is a strong undead there.¡± He suggested. ¡°How do we deal with that?¡±
¡°It¡¯s the worst case scenario.¡± Solitaire continued, catching his train of thought and chasing it. ¡°So imagine that¡¯s already happened, that it¡¯s the only case. This is as bad as it can get¡So if we knew it¡¯s what was awaiting us, what would we do?¡±
By the time there was a village within our sight again, just barely visible over the dawn-reddened horizon, they¡¯d managed to calm me down enough that my blind panic was starting to give way for¡Embarrassment.
It wasn¡¯t like me to lose my shit like that, I was meant to be the calm one. The cool one. I smiled at my friends, and thanked them for everything, but somehow their help had just left me more hollow.
Finally starting to slow as we neared the village¡¯s outer ring was a welcome distraction, and I was practically counting the wheel turns as I waited for our cart to finish its deceleration so we could crawl out from under the blankets and leap down.
Well, not exactly crawl out from under the blankets. We kept those on as we placed boots back down on snow and came round the vehicle¡¯s side. It was just hard to give them up, after getting so used to the luxury. Whatever effect it had on our cool factor, however, the townsfolk didn¡¯t seem to notice. They were too busy staring with a mix of awe, apprehension and, if my eyes didn¡¯t deceive me, actual happiness.
The old man rushed ahead to them, more eager now than any of us had seen him since he first found out we¡¯d be helping. Apparently his failure had been anticipated, even by himself.
It was odd, seeing the few dozen citizens as they swarmed the area just around us. They all looked thin, frail and undernourished as most of the homeless people we¡¯d seen in this world, and yet most of them had grins on their faces and light in their eyes. Hope, I realised. Hope because of us.
In that moment, any regrets I still had about riding over to save this town evaporated, and I felt a bizarre new resolve creeping in to cast my spine in steel. I tightened my jaw, straightened my back, and took a few steps forwards.
Speaking to address the people we were going to save.
Chapter 37
Shango POV: Day 50
Current Wealth: 1 silver 47 copper
I wasn¡¯t actually entirely sure how to start a heroic speech. Truth be told, I wasn¡¯t exactly a hero. I¡¯d seen plenty of movies, though, and read a few books, graphic novels, and played through video games. I was familiar with a vague set of behaviours that tended to strike people as impressive and larger than life. The major problem was that they also tended to kill the person who acted them out, unless he had superpowers. I pretty much didn¡¯t, so being the real deal was sadly out of the question.
My pause to think wasn¡¯t long, though. The mind works quickly under pressure, particularly the pressure of half a hundred eager faces aimed in its direction, and my mind in particular was plenty fast.
¡°My name is Shango,¡± I declared, ¡°Shango¡¡± Fuck, a last name, what was our name. ¡°Belahont. These are my brothers, Solitaire and Beam.¡± I gestured at them as I named them, and eyes turned to each of them in turn. ¡°We¡¯re here to help all of you with your undead problem.¡± Faces seemed to relax slightly as they beheld us all.
One thing that definitely helped the illusion of heroism was that we did halfway actually look the part, at least for now. We¡¯d gained a lot of muscle during our frantic weeks of training in Jhigral, and though our money was starting to run low, we¡¯d still been eating well enough to maintain it for a while. That, and the fact that none of us were less than six inches above the average peasant¡¯s height. We might¡¯ve resembled demigods to these people.
Maybe not. One of them was certainly not as daunted as the rest, stepping forwards with sharp eyes as she stared me down. She was a tall woman, and remarkably dark skinned. For this part of the world. Her tone was still a great deal lighter than mine, but she wouldn¡¯t have been out of place in the middle east back home.
¡°And what are you charging for your help?¡± She demanded, voice all but confirming my observation. Her accent had that deep-throated, scraping note that I recognised as, in this world, belonging to Vitonnia.
That was strange, Vitonnia was a good thousand leagues southeast of where we were now. She was very far from home to be living in some dog water Eregarn village like this, and very, very grumpy to be receiving help for it. Vitonnians were a mixed bunch, but most were used to violence and warfare. Their civilisation existed as a series of city-states, infinitely disparate and eternally warring with one another. If you met one, chances were they¡¯d at least witnessed a serious skirmish or fight. The land of mercenaries, they were oftentimes called. If anyone were to see through us, it was a Vit.
Still, I¡¯d won over hostile clients before. The trick was patience. And I¡¯d won over clever clients- the trick there was being even cleverer.
¡°We¡¯re charging a sum of however much you can spare.¡± I replied, calmly. ¡°We need to eat too, sadly, and we need funds to do more good. But for now that¡¯s of no concern, because we¡¯ll only be collecting our payment if you and us band together and manage to keep ourselves from getting chewed to bits by undead, hm?¡±
She didn¡¯t seem convinced, but most of the people around her definitely were, muttering happily amongst themselves as she took a step back, still eying us balefully. The woman seemed¡Oddly frustrated. The old man was speaking next.
¡°They¡¯re mercenaries.¡± He declared. ¡°And they¡¯ve managed to kill trolls before, so I think we can safely trust them to help us deal with some rotters!¡±
I ignored the hollow, worried feeling his blind faith had growing in my gut. The people, now, were grinning openly at the man¡¯s testament, some even going so far as to applaud our presence. I couldn¡¯t correct that. We needed an attitude like that if everyone were to make it through this.
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¡°So,¡± The man continued, turning back to me, ¡°What are you going to be doing first? Sunset should be in around twelve hours.¡±
Which meant I could safely take about eleven to prepare, I considered his question, then turned to Solitaire and Beam.
¡°Any idea-¡±
Solitaire was cutting me off already, practically screaming his question.
¡°Do you have any animal shit?¡±
I must say, I have seen people stare harder at my friend than the town did then, but not often. It took a few seconds for someone to reply.
¡°...The barn floor should be¡Uh¡Crusty with it?¡±
Solitaire nodded, sharply, and started marching away.
¡°Bring me someone clever.¡± He ordered. ¡°In the absence of that, bring me all the people who know what sulphur are and I¡¯ll vet them for usefulness myself.¡±
Eyes turned to me, questioning, and I had to resist sighing. Give Solitaire a time limit, I supposed, and he¡¯d invariably decide that being polite doesn¡¯t make the cut on his list of priorities. I gestured the people after him with as gratious a nod as I could manage.
¡°I thought he said explosives wouldn¡¯t be very useful here.¡± Beam whispered, I turned to him and tried to convey my own confusion as well as I could, without tipping the audience off.
¡°They¡¯d still be better than nothing, if he can make as much as last time.¡± I noted. ¡°We couldn¡¯t buy enough ingredients, maybe we can find them.¡±
¡°Uh, excuse me sirs,¡± Came a voice from behind, I turned to see it was the old man we¡¯d followed here. ¡°Thank you again for, you know, volunteering to help us, but can I ask what you¡¯re planning to do exactly?¡±
It was a valid question, and fortunately we¡¯d all discussed it well in advance on the way here. Solitaire had, thanks to his antisocial personality disorder, been preparing to defend a position from hordes of shambling attackers for most of his lifespan. I didn¡¯t trust anyone else I¡¯d ever met, spoken to or seen evidence of existing more than him to get us out of this situation. Which meant that the optimal thing, as I saw it, was making sure everybody else did what he said, too.
And that was where I came in. These were people, I knew people, and all I had to do here was make those people thought I knew what was best for them.
The only thing that made this different from the standard dealings I¡¯d learned from my dad, of course, was that I actually did know what was best for them this time. But that isn¡¯t the sort of thing one says out loud.
¡°My brother, Beam, will be practising combat drills with your people. ¡°Spear thrusts, that sort of thing.¡±
He eyed me like I was a moron.
¡°You realise I was a sword fighter, right?¡± He snapped. ¡°And sometimes a martial artist, but never a spearman. I don¡¯t know the first thing about spear fighting!¡±
Fortunately he had the prescience to keep his voice low as he said it, and I did the same.
¡°You can thrust, right?¡± I demanded. ¡°And you know how to parry, how to control a weapon, there should be some overlap.¡±
Beam hesitated, and I slapped him on the shoulder.
¡°Well there you go, then!¡±
Before he could argue further, I turned back to the group.
¡°Furthermore, my other brother, Solitaire, will help you with your defences. Believe me when I say he¡¯s studied methods of siege warfare that haven''t even been invented yet.¡±
It might have been a bit much, because more than one of the people turned sceptical- even among those who¡¯d been happy to see us. Still, I didn¡¯t expect to win them all over right away. One night. Give them one night to see what we could do, and they¡¯d trust us by the end of it.
Either that, or they¡¯d all die, and us along with them. The silver lining of that eventuality was that nobody would really be in a place to care. I thought it best to avoid it in any case.
¡°Alright.¡± I called out, clapping to recapture the attention I¡¯d sensed slipping away in my pause. ¡°Everyone get moving, quick march, Beam will be training you and I need to catalogue the resources available so we know what to use.¡±
Best way to take power is to get everyone too busy to notice it happening, as my father used to say. Besides, having a comprehensive list of materials would make it easier for Solitaire to violate the Geneva Conventions.
Say what you will about terrified, starving pre-industrial peasants with PTSD, but they were remarkably quick about hopping to obey. For the most part. The tall Vitonnian woman who¡¯d given us shit was still just standing at the back and glaring, but a sizable enough fraction of the others were desperate enough in helping out. I watched them diffuse through the village, darting into buildings, storerooms, clearing out the crowded streets with remarkable ease. Something about the sight was oddly¡Inspiring.
But I didn¡¯t wait to enjoy it for long before marching on to my own work. I¡¯d have to be quick, after all, if we were going to survive this.
Chapter 38
Solitaire POV: Day 50
Current Wealth: 1 silver 47 copper
I¡¯m aware that my upbringing wasn¡¯t exactly conventional.
Born into an apocalypse cult to a paranoid schizophrenic with genius level intellect, I really never had a chance of anything resembling a normal childhood. I played with barbed wire and sandbags rather than lego, learned to read by memorising advanced chemistry references, got my exercise through knife fighting sessions. And I¡¯m aware that something is lost in the gap between my formative years and a normal person¡¯s.
That something, of course, is the knowledge of how to make black powder.
But don¡¯t worry, boys, girls and that wide rainbow in-between, because your uncle Solitaire is going to show you how it¡¯s done. To do this at home, you¡¯ll just need a few raw ingredients.
The first is charcoal, this should be easy enough to buy from a supermarket or DIY shop, the kind used in barbeques should work fine. In a pinch, you can make it yourself by keeping wood heated at around four hundred celsius while it¡¯s buried under dirt.
Next comes the sulphur, you can probably buy this online for a fairly cheap price in extremely high purities. Finding it in the wild is a bit harder unless you live near a volcanic area, but it also sees plenty of use in fertilizers and fungicides, some highschool chemistry should let you extract it.
Finally there¡¯s the potassium nitrate which, once again, you can buy- though this is quite expensive, and if you buy it and the sulphur The Man might get suspicious and try to infringe on your civic right to make whatever the fuck kind of powder you want.
Now, once you¡¯ve gathered your ingredients, you want to grind them all into separate powders. Mix your charcoal and sulphur in a two to one ratio, then mix the resulting powder in with rubbing alcohol at a six to one ratio (going by volume, not mass). Dissolve your potassium nitrate in boiling water gradually, using about four hundred millilitres of water per kilogram, and then mix your sulphur/charcoal/alcohol into that. Cool the hot result down by mixing in more, cold, alcohol (one to two ratio is my usual), then stir until they¡¯re fully merged and leave in a fridge to cool. Finally you can filter the liquid through a towel, cloth or other suitable fabric, and the granules that get sieved out are genuine, authentic black powder.
All that¡¯s left is drying it out, wringing it to ensure a uniform composition and then cooling it for safe storage. If you follow these simple steps then you, too, can have the government after you!
Well, they¡¯re simple steps back on earth, anyway. I wasn¡¯t on earth, though, and I didn¡¯t have anyone to buy ninety-nine percent pure ingredients from. Not ebay, not amazon, and not even anything that wasn¡¯t created by the shadow government to brainwash the masses into complacent, consumerist cattle.
I had potassium nitrate, of course. Mother Nature, the freedom-loving bitch that she is, was kind enough to ensure that every mammal on earth naturally excretes the stuff in our shit. One must only extract it. Charcoal was a no-brainer too, I could make that with a tree, axe and some dirt if I had to, and it had already been prepared in plentiful stores around the town.
The sulphur, though¡That concerned me. As did the potassium nitrate¡¯s extraction process. It all came partially down to luck, really, and I felt that fact weighing heavily on my shoulders as I turned to the first of the idiots Shango had sent my way.
¡°Is there an alchemist in the village?¡± I asked.
My answer came from one of the women, grubby-faced and hard-eyed. I decided I liked her before the slow, plodding processes of her cognition could even vomit out an answer.
¡°There was, but he died early into the attacks.¡±
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I swore, and sighed. ¡°Take me to his workspace.¡±
Fortunately, with my Detect Element, I could be sure of identifying whatever I saw by sight. If not for that then I¡¯d have been stuck using trial and error, I wouldn¡¯t be able to read any labels, even if he¡¯d used them. Damned illiteracy.
She led me there quickly, and I studied the ill-maintained little shack as I closed in on it. Realistically, we were lucky to even have this much, Redacle wasn¡¯t the sort of place where an educated man was found in every village, but I couldn¡¯t help but compare it to the far less run-down and budgeted establishment I¡¯d gotten my ingredients from back in Jhigral.
The inside was musky, dusty and smelled faintly of acid and ozone. A familiar smell I¡¯d learned to pair with chemistry. It was a good sign, the sorts of chemistry I tended to do would definitely have a heightened ingredient overlap with black powder. Everything was shelved, and neatly tucked away, which would make things easier, so I decided to start from the door and work my way outwards.
It took a lot of looking, a lot of fucking looking, but eventually lady luck gave me my just deserts. A nice, pale-yellow powder tucked away neatly inside a jar. The container, like everything in the place, was made from clay rather than glass- part of the reason I¡¯d taken so long, being forced to open everything to examine them- and it didn¡¯t contain nearly as much of the stuff as I¡¯d have liked, but it looked to be about three litres in all, and maybe four-fifths full.
I picked my brain for the relevant data pertaining to black powder creation, then worked it through the old meat calculator to quantify ratios. Two-point-four litres of sulphur, with a powder density of double water. So that gave me four-point-eight kilograms of the stuff. Luckily, sulphur was only a tenth of the final product by mass, which meant I had enough here for forty eight kilos.
That wasn¡¯t as much as I¡¯d have liked, but it would definitely make a boom as big as either of the larger bombs I¡¯d crafted back in Jhigral. Bigger, even. Much bigger. Knowing it was a finite resource, though, unnerved me. Part of me started kicking myself for not pressing Shango on buying more of the stuff back in Wolney, but no. We wouldn¡¯t have been able to afford much, anyway, just enough for an extra kilo or two of explosives. Either way that wouldn¡¯t be getting much mileage.
¡On its own, at least, but I¡¯d never been banking on that anyway. First thing was first, though, we needed to actually make the explosive.
The potassium nitrate would be first, I decided. Mainly because I wanted to get the shit-handling over and done with. I had my happy little helpers scrape the barn floor and bring the refuse over to me, then examined it all with my Detect Element and started dumping the ¡°purest¡± bits in a nice big cauldron the late alchemist had owned. It was big enough to hold probably fifty kilos or more, but I left it about one third full to make room for the other ingredient, water. Once it was all nice, wet and revolting, I started heating it up over the fireplace and waited.
If you think, in your entire life, you have smelled something bad, and that thing wasn¡¯t literal boiling shit, then I¡¯m sorry to say you¡¯ve underestimated the human nostrils¡¯ capacity for torment. It was like inhaling acid. No, worse, it was like inhaling glass. Glass dipped in acid, and heated to a hundred degrees. My eyes watered, my nose watered, god it was bad enough to make my damned arsehole water.
And the worst part? I could see the scent. My shitting vision, my special little power, was showing me the faecal pollutants as little flashing symbols in the air. The carbon, the hydrogen, the nitrogen. I was acutely aware of exactly how densely concentrated it was in every breath of oxygen I drew in, and my horrible, nasty computer of a brain was automatically calculating how much was left inside my lungs based on the difference in my exhalations. Whether I wanted it to or fucking not.
But I had to tolerate it, because I couldn¡¯t just leave the extraction on its own. If something went wrong, god forbid a fire or damage to the cauldron, we were screwed. So I waited, tolerated, and made a lovely promise that any rotters I ran into with a still-functioning nervous system would die extra slow.
I¡¯d leached the shit into the water already, and filtered it good and proper. The evaporation was the worst stage by far, but compared to broken ribs or broken friends I could manage the scent long enough to reach the most crucial stage. Crystallisation. I gave the remnants of my newly-made sludge some time to cool and settle, and when I returned I found, as I¡¯d suspected, that there were plenty of crystals separated and clinging to the sides of the vapour-emptied cauldron. I sieved the rest of the liquid to get all of them, then left them out to dry.
And there I had it, potassium nitrate. Strangely quickly, actually. Remarkably quickly. I found myself blinking. I¡¯d been expecting a lot more waiting for the processes to finish- various stages were agonisingly slow. Was there something I¡¯d missed? Some accelerant in the cauldron? I couldn¡¯t check for the time being, so I just focused on the positive. After all, there I had it. Potassium nitrate.
¡Or, rather, there I had zero-point-seven kilograms of the stuff, according to the scales. I resisted the urge to pull my hair out, resisted the urge to start crying, and got back to work.
After all, I¡¯d need about ten times as much to make all the black powder I had enough sulphur for.
Chapter 39
Beam POV: Day 50
Current Wealth: 1 silver 47 copper
Being totally honest, I actually did just panic when Shango dumped me in front of about two dozen people with orders to teach them. My initial instruction, to go and find a suitably large open part of the village, was more to buy time than for any actual requirement to the process. I used the walk over there to think.
Unfortunately, I was thinking slowly. Maybe it was the cold, maybe it was the imminent attack, maybe it was stage fright. You might think years in the Olympics would have prepared me for the latter, but you¡¯d be wrong. God, I wished the rotters would hurry up.
¡°Alright, you lot.¡± I called out, with about as much calm as a man who¡¯d just watched his pilot snort five grams of coke and get divorced moments before take-off, ¡°I¡¯ve been put in charge of whipping you all into shape. It¡¯s going to be hard, it¡¯s going to require focus, but-¡±
¡°We know it¡¯ll be hard.¡± One of them interrupted, a wiry man who was glaring at me like I personally was responsible for the village¡¯s condition. ¡°We¡¯ve spent weeks fighting off hordes of rotters, what the shite have you done?¡±
Murmurs of agreement rolled out among the others, and I became acutely aware of how quickly I was losing what thin veneer of command I¡¯d managed to scrounge up. I answered him quickly, trying to hide my desperation.
¡°I¡¯ve killed rotters.¡± I told him. ¡°Lots of them. As well as trolls, and plenty of men. And I¡¯ve been fighting with a sword since I was a boy.¡±
¡°We don¡¯t have any swords here.¡± Another one called out, causing another wave of agreement to bristle through the assembled people. ¡°Who even put you in charge, anyway? Your brother? What¡¯s he done?!¡±
My teeth were grinding at that remark, but I had to admit it had a decent grounding. I was a sword fighter with no sword, I¡¯d told Shango as much, and he¡¯d not exactly done anything to prove himself to the locals, either. Still, I was running out of ideas.
¡°Why are you even here, to loot us after we¡¯re all dead?¡± Another voice called out. I frowned, tried to think of a retort, but heard more accusations flying even as I did.
¡°Bloody mercenaries are what you are, not heroes.¡±
¡°We don¡¯t need foreigners telling us how to take care of our own town.¡±
¡°Took you long enough to help, didn¡¯t it?¡±
It was all ridiculous. Ridiculously unfair, and ridiculously self-destructive. Were these people trying to get killed? Why were they so insistent on driving away the only help they¡¯d get?
Solitaire could¡¯ve probably figured it out, he could practically smell emotion on people, and Shango would¡¯ve been able to reason everything out with brute logic. I wasn¡¯t either of my friends- brothers, now- though. I couldn¡¯t understand these people.
And, I realised, I didn¡¯t have to. There was one law I¡¯d learned well since coming here, a law that even my brothers¡¯ cleverness had to kneel before. I took a step forward to employ it.
¡°You.¡± I said, pointing to one of the dissenters- one who everyone else was looking to hear out more than the rest. He froze, pointing to himself.
¡°Me?¡± He asked.
¡°You.¡± I repeated. ¡°Step out of the crowd, we¡¯re going to give everyone a little demonstration.¡±
He did so, hesitantly, even my authority was apparently irresistible while focused on a single target. I could see the man trembling as he approached.
¡°I want you to close in and try to bite me.¡± I informed him. ¡°Not hard, obviously, just give a demonstration for everyone. Sprint like you mean it, like I killed your child. Sprint like you¡¯re a rotter.¡±
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Again, the man was hesitant. Looking back to his friends, and beginning to lurch forwards only when they enthusiastically told him to go for it. I watched and waited as he came on, studying his movements, getting the timing all right and perfect in my head and remaining still as a statue until he was barely two yards away. Then I exploded into motion.
Stepping in, I placed one leg hard forwards and gripped both his arms with mine, helping his momentum along by dragging his body and lowering mine. He hit my hip, then rolled fully over me as his momentum slid off my braced frame and his centre was wrenched to one side. He spun about 180 degrees before finally slapping down into the cold-hardened ground, groaning where he lay. The impact actually let out a sound, like a great table being slapped open-handed. It was a struggle for me not to wince at the sensation.
I turned to the others, and saw, with no small amount of satisfaction, that they were suddenly a lot quieter. Staring with wide eyes and gaping mouths. I was talking before any of them could get a word out, and sounded smug even to my own ears.
¡°That was a Judo throw, a technique from a style of fighting not known in your lands.¡± I was, at least, fairly certain that martial arts weren¡¯t as advanced here as they were back on earth. ¡°It¡¯s one of several I know. As you can see it¡¯s good for putting an enemy on the ground, and it works even without much strength, since it involves turning their own speed and weight against them.¡±
From the corner of my eye, I saw the man starting to stand. I mimed out a stomp to his neck as he rose, freezing him in place.
¡°A downed enemy can be hurt badly, stomping is always a good choice, but you¡¯ll also have the chance to move and arm yourself if there¡¯s a weapon nearby. At worst you can put more space between you and them to escape. Worth remembering.¡±
More silence. Stunned silence, impressed. I actually let myself hope, for one moment, that I might¡¯ve managed to shut them all up. But there was a dissenter. Always a dissenter.
¡°That¡¯s not weapon fighting.¡±
It was another of the louder ones, apparently eager to pick up where his compatriot- now rolling around and groaning at my feet- had left off. I replied with a smile.
¡°You¡¯re right, it isn¡¯t.¡± I told him. ¡°But there¡¯s a lot more overlap than you might think, you¡¯d be amazed how many knights die from throws like the one I just showed off, when they¡¯re followed by a knife between their armour plates. Now who wants to step forwards with a weapon for a different demonstration?¡±
Unsurprisingly, it took a bit longer to wring some volunteers out this time, and I was sure to go easier on the next few. But they still learned.
We went through everything I could think of, all the techniques and skills I¡¯d learned for applying strength and manipulating motion. Where and how to grip, the particulars of putting that little twist in your wrist for extra power, foot placement, elbow locking. Grappling and counter-grappling, leading an enemy.
Some of it might¡¯ve been useless, I wasn¡¯t sure exactly how often rotters were likely to feint- but it all contributed to a holistic picture of combat, of melee. And it felt good.
After close to two months at the lowest rung of this world¡¯s ladder, without so much as the chance to even hold the weapons I¡¯d actually trained with, I¡¯d started to forget what I was capable of. I couldn¡¯t even be sure I still had all the old muscle memory, but reinforcing that the knowledge was still there at least did something to abate my nerves. And seeing the people stumble their way through everything was oddly satisfying.
But it was slow progress, all the same. I¡¯d never been a teacher, just an athlete, and practically none of the people I was dealing with now had even a tenth of the talent I¡¯d come to expect. I suppose a friend group consisting mostly of olympic-tier athletes would tend to do that to a guy¡¯s perspective.
We continued regardless, working away, persevering. Warming ourselves up with the exertion of it all until the sun was well past halfway across its path through the sky. That was the warning point. Better to end it all well in advance of nightfall, and give everyone a few hours to recover.
The group broke up and started going their separate ways, and I felt an uneasiness in my gut as I watched them. They hadn¡¯t learned much, really. Maybe not even enough to be noticeable. For most it took dozens of hours to start executing moves properly, dozens of hours more to get used to using them against a resisting enemy, months of weekly and daily training to practise snapping out a decent bunch, turning on all the right joints at all the right times, not freezing up and moving past simple reaction, truly gauging spacing enough to control it in the heat of battle.
If every one of them learned as fast as I did, maybe we¡¯d have made halfway passable fighters of them before nightfall. If I¡¯d been replaced by the entire team of my own coaches, perhaps the same result could¡¯ve been achieved in twice that time. However, we were stuck with what we had, and what we had, now, would¡¯ve been losing to what we¡¯d had before practice even started at least one time out of three. Being generous. It was a difference, more than nothing. But a lot less than something.
Swallowing, I turned to head back to wherever Shango had gotten to. Hoping that he¡¯d managed to get everyone else better organised than me.
After all, he didn¡¯t have the option of just dropping them on their head.
Chapter 40
Shango POV: Day 50
Current Wealth: 1 silver 47 copper
My brain was a giant artillery piece, and information was the ammunition.
Phrased like that, my need to walk around the shit-smelling, tattered village and take note of details and people sounded a lot cooler. I got on with it, despite my distaste for the task. Save from the fact that I¡¯d already spent years getting used to just this sort of work, under my dad¡¯s company, I was also motivated by the uniquely powerful desire to not be eaten alive. That was one of the few advantages of a giant zombie horde, I supposed.
Rinchester was far more categorically akin to Jhigral than Wolney, as I might¡¯ve expected, but being frank, it was pretty far removed from either. Compact, like the city, but altogether lacking even as much scale as the town. Only a single building in the entire place that reached even as high as three stories. Apparently, it had been the mayor¡¯s office back when they¡¯d last had one.
That was about thirty years ago.
Now it was nothing but a relic. The village had, as I discovered, more or less been ignored by the local lord who ruled over it- a bannerman of Wolney¡¯s governor. They¡¯d become quite independent since, but not enough that they could weather the rotters, evidently. What interested me wasn¡¯t actually the story of how their culture and leadership had developed, though. Just the fact that the mayor¡¯s building was still fairly well maintained, and looked like it had much thicker walls than any other. Magus made, if my guess wasn¡¯t wrong. Probably there¡¯d been one living in the village back before its fall from grace, presumably in the years when it was still watched by nobility.
Clearly they¡¯d noticed the same little detail as me. The building was box-like, with cobbled stones and primitive mortar making up most of its composition. Stepping inside, I could already see the hastily-made barricades that proved it¡¯d been a hideout of choice, and recently.
I called on one of the people who¡¯d struck me as closest the rabble had to a leader before, asking that he confirm. A tall fellow, for this world, he¡¯d have been about average height back home. Wiry, gaunt with hunger, his hair was untidy and his eyes were sharp.
¡°Tucker.¡± He told me his name was. ¡°Pleasure to make your acquaintance, sir.¡±
Oddly enough, he spoke with an American accent. Texan, if I wasn¡¯t mistaken. When imagining the people in this region of the world we had decided on them having British accents. A foreigner then? And from a long way away. I resolved to ask him about it later.
¡°Yes sir, we¡¯ve been hiding out here for the last few nights, as you may have seen the rotters have gotten through several of our other walls.¡±
I had seen. Little wooden shacks and huts with big planked walls, either torn apart or simply smashed inwards. There¡¯d been dried blood congealed inside most of them. Apparently the little piggies who built their houses out of sub-par materials didn¡¯t get to take refuge elsewhere after finding out.
¡°How many fighters do you have left?¡± I asked, hesitantly.
Tucker only snorted. ¡°None, we never had any real fighters, this is a lumbering village.¡±
My jaw tightened as I stared at the blood, rephrasing my question.
¡°How many people do you have actively fighting, then?¡±
That gave him pause.
¡°Around thirty.¡± He said a moment later. ¡°Last I checked we were outnumbered about ten to one, and only a few of those are even trained as guards. Most of them....Take care of themselves first.¡±
I swore. Not good, very, very bad in fact. We kept moving, and I kept tallying things. More ruined buildings, some still-standing useless ones. A barn which already had people shovelling excrement out of it- Solitaire was hard at work then- and an old alchemist¡¯s shop. There was a bell tower, also stone like the town hall, and finally a storehouse which, when I checked the interior, mostly held lumber, timber and nails.
By the time my little survey was done, the better part of an hour had passed. I turned to Tucker as we moved out.
¡°How are people organised?¡± I asked him. Being honest it should¡¯ve been one of my first questions, and my only reason for putting it off had been anxiety. His answer would very possibly determine whether I even had a chance of saving this town. Whether I even had a chance of saving myself.
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Going by the expression on his face as he thought of an answer, I wasn¡¯t exactly confident.
¡°We don¡¯t really have any official system.¡± He admitted. ¡°Just sort of¡Talk about things, and decide what we should do next together.¡±
It wasn¡¯t as bad as it could¡¯ve been, I decided. If nothing else Darwinism would¡¯ve taken care of the few morons that typically ruined such approaches. Still, it was another weight on my shoulders. We needed a more coherent leadership than that.
¡°From now on you answer to me.¡± I informed him, and spoke again as I saw the protest growing on his face. ¡°And everyone else to you. You¡¯ll see why after tonight, and you can make your decision then, but for now know that my brothers and I have a plan. We¡¯re going to make a weapon to take care of some rotters for you, we¡¯re going to add our own abilities to bolster your defence, and we¡¯re going to fight tooth and nail to save both all of you and ourselves. But the price for that is that you do as we say tonight. If we die, we die, but if we live then you¡¯ll have seen that now you have a chance beyond just crossing your fingers and buying time before the inevitable comes to pass.¡±
Truth be told, it wasn¡¯t my best argument. I was tired, cold, irritated and worried. My father probably would¡¯ve smacked me for making such a dogshit point. Tucker, though, lapped it up. I guess rhetoric was a bit less advanced in this world than ours.
¡°Damned if we don¡¯t, then.¡± He sighed. ¡°But only probably damned if we do. No choice there, is there?¡±
There wasn¡¯t, and I made a note of how quick he was. Either his was a rare competence, or something about fighting an entire graveyard for weeks on end hardened people up. Probably it was both, and either way it was useful.
Intelligence: 6
Interesting.
We moved on for some time, until I finally came to the next of Rinchester¡¯s points of interest. Perhaps predictably, it was Beam.
I watched him training the masses, and watched him do it well. Or at least I thought I did, truth be told I wasn¡¯t actually sure what teaching people combat skills entailed. He seemed to be doing a good job of throwing them around and beating everyone up, however, which was probably a step in the right direction.
Beside me, Tucker spoke as he watched it all himself, voice touched by a bit of awe.
¡°Your brother is¡Good.¡± He noted. I eyed him, sidelong.
¡°Very.¡± I agreed. ¡°And there¡¯s barely a scrap of magic in him, a lot of what you¡¯re seeing is just raw physical prowess.¡±
He swallowed.
¡°Are you all this skilled?¡± The villager asked, turning eagerly to me, question infused with an almost sickening abundance of hope. It stabbed a guilty dagger into my guts to ruin it for him.
¡°We¡¯re not.¡± I told him, practically watching the smile drop off his face. ¡°But I at least can hold my own against most men, and our other brother- Solitaire- could probably fight two or more of me at once¡And our companion, Argar, could beat any one of us if he put his mind to it. Beam included¡±
That at least seemed to restore some of the man¡¯s confidence, and his thoughtful nod actually seemed to carry a fair amount of the hope I thought he¡¯d lost. I wasn¡¯t able to dwell on it for much longer, however. Trudging footsteps turned my focus around to the tall, furious Vitonnian woman we¡¯d been chewed out by on first arrival.
She was still tall, now. And if anything even more furious. I braced myself for the lecture I knew was coming, watching her pull to a stop just feet from me and glare upwards. She barely had to tilt her head to stare into my face.
¡°What do you think you¡¯re doing?¡± She demanded, thick, foreign accent cutting through the wind almost as easily as the wind cut through me. I weathered it regardless.
¡°Helping your village?¡± I replied, flippantly. It was maybe not the best choice, but it¡¯d been a long day and a longer week, and we were burning light far faster than I¡¯d have preferred.
She certainly didn¡¯t seem to appreciate any of those contributing factors in her reaction, however.
¡°Giving everyone hope.¡± She growled. ¡°You can¡¯t seriously think you have a chance of making any difference here, not with a performance like that-¡± She gestured to Beam, who I thought was doing a perfectly fine job of teaching.
I couldn¡¯t begin to argue against whatever apparent flaw she¡¯d noticed, so I simply ignored the point entirely and sought to distract her from it.
¡°I¡¯m not lying to anyone.¡± I told her. ¡°I have hope, and so do all of you, as long as you-¡±
¡°We don¡¯t have shit.¡± The Vitonnian snarled. ¡°And you¡¯re an imbecile if you think otherwise, because of you these people are staying with their heels dug in. Everyone should be taking that wagon the old fool snuck off with and using it to flee, that way at least some of us would live. As far as I¡¯m concerned you¡¯re killing everyone you convince otherwise.¡±
She turned on her heel and stormed off without another word, and I watched her go.
In all honesty, there was a fairly high chance she was right. But we needed money, and escaped refugees couldn¡¯t pay as well as the inheritors of a newly-depopulated village. If we started evacuating, people would want to be on the carriages out, they¡¯d turn on each other and our chances of keeping the entire place alive would disappear. Along with it, our payout would disappear. I wasn¡¯t going to starve again.
Thinking about it all as starkly and coldly as that made my guts squirm. But I mastered myself. What choice did we have? None. This wasn¡¯t a moral issue, it was a practical one, and as much as I hated Solitaire for the sheer brutality he¡¯d unleashed without even asking¡I could hardly claim to be an idealist.
We couldn¡¯t afford to starve, couldn¡¯t afford to die, and¡In light of our modern culture, ethics, powers¡We couldn¡¯t afford to delay in gaining the power to help this world. Was I just telling myself that, as some justification?
Maybe. But that didn¡¯t make it any less true. I swallowed the bitterness in my mouth, and turned back to Tucker.
¡°Let¡¯s go and find my brother, Solitaire. I think he¡¯ll have something you¡¯d be quite interested to see.¡±
Chapter 41
Solitaire POV: Day 50
Current Wealth: 1 silver 47 copper
I¡¯d asked for the town¡¯s clever-clogs, and apparently the woman I¡¯d been given was their pick. She was about as dull as might be expected of a slightly above-average human whose brain had been further shrivelled by malnutrition, but she was quick enough compared to most of the savage morons in this world, so I supposed she¡¯d do.
Margaret, her name was. Prettier than she was smart, and at the very least cognisant enough to seem interested in what she was helping me do. I explained as I worked. Mostly for good reasons, but partly because I found it incredibly arousing to induce a look of awe on her face with every revelation.
She asked about how I was mixing things, and I explained the basic concepts of reactivity and how it could be accelerated with heat and pressure. She asked how I was turning shit into something useful, and I explained the concept of elemental composition and distillation. She asked how I knew what effect I¡¯d get by mixing different things, and I tried to explain the concept of atomic nuclei, electron shells and what both things could let you predict about two substances¡¯ interaction.
It was around that point that I saw she was completely lost, but the poor thing did her best to keep up. It was if nothing else nice to have the background noise while I worked, abating my monotony, and distracting my senses.
I¡¯d been making good, steady progress over the course of the day. Carving away hours of daylight and spending them frugally on the processing still required for my chemistry. Already I¡¯d managed to make my final blend, and filter it out. All that was left to me now was letting the soaked powder dry out under the sun.
Lucky, all things considered, that I¡¯d had a few extra hours to spare. It would¡¯ve taken a lot longer to dehydrate under moonlight. Then again, I¡¯d have been mauled to death by zombies before I could actually use it for anything in that scenario either way.
Shango saved me wondering what to do for the next few hours by showing up himself. I wasn¡¯t entirely surprised, being honest, the village wasn¡¯t big enough that I¡¯d actually expected him to take that long in cataloguing our assets. I hurried over to meet him, wanting to make use of every extra second we could before the horde of bastards showed up.
¡°What are we working with?¡± I asked, having neither the time nor patience for niceties. Shango replied in much the same way, and it unnerved me somehow. Speaking with a friend like that- being spoken to likewise- it let our situation sink in deeper than I¡¯d noticed earlier.
I buried the observation, this was no time to wallow in it.
Shango was as efficient as ever, and answered quickly, clearly.
¡°We have lamp oil.¡± He explained. ¡°Quite a lot. Farming tools, some construction hammers and such, loose timber, cobbles, more mortar that could be made and reset if needed-¡±
He went on, and I listened, nodded, and internalised. This was why the two of us had always been such a strong pair. Shango was the best researcher I knew, capable of powering through textbooks without even being touched by boredom. I¡¯d never had the attention span for that, but I could listen to his summaries and recall practically everything on a single repetition if I needed to.
In this case, it took about ten minutes for me to become an expert on Rinchester defence. I paid attention of course, even while he flitted over the list at a hundred miles per hour.
¡°For fortifications we have the mayor¡¯s old building, which is already being used. There¡¯s also the bell tower for another stone building, might be worth splitting some people into there-¡±
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¡°-Bell tower?¡± I asked, instantly. He hesitated, eying me cautiously, nodding.
I grinned.
¡°With a bell still in it?¡± I pressed. Again, Shango nodded.
¡°How big?¡± I demanded. ¡°How heavy? Can we get it down, or is it down already?¡±
Clearly he was still confused, but he was clever enough not to waste time with pointless questions.
¡°It¡¯s about half a tonne and maybe a foot or two wide at its mouth, it¡¯s already down.¡±
¡°Take me to it.¡± I demanded, then glanced at Argar, eying his muscles. ¡°And get me some more idiots and a smith.¡±
Our walk was brief, and Shango ended up pulling ahead of the others to fall in step beside me. He had that way about him, the manner of holding his arms, the slight tightness to his jaw. He smelled of hesitance and uncertainty.
I wasn¡¯t surprised when he started speaking in that hushed tone he always used for subterfuge.
¡°What do you think of our being here?¡± He asked. I glared at him, and Shango sighed.
¡°Okay, yes, fine, maybe you were right. But aside from being a smug cunt about it, what do you think of our chances? What¡Have you been preparing, Solitaire?¡±
I was on the verge of answering, but then paused. He was barely even paying attention to me as I spoke. Why?
Because he wasn¡¯t asking what he¡¯d wanted to, the pussy had stopped himself and swapped in another question at the last second. I didn¡¯t have time for that, my tolerance for such things had died sometime around my third huff of urea.
¡°What¡¯s really eating away at you?¡± I asked, too tired for any of his distractions. Shango sighed. Clearly he¡¯d not been expecting to fool me anyway.
¡°Is this really worth it?¡± He asks. ¡°Even if we win? We have better odds than the villagers here, but¡But¡¡±
¡°But you¡¯re worried we¡¯re condemning them all to death by giving them false hope and convincing them to fight.¡±
He didn¡¯t meet my eye, and I sighed.
I could try lying to him, could manipulate him, but even I had my lines, and those were ones I wasn¡¯t willing to cross. Not to a friend, at least. Instead I shrugged.
¡°We¡¯re holding the fate of the world in our hands, aren¡¯t we?¡± I asked. ¡°And¡We were holding it long before now. All of this is our fault. We made this world regressive and mediaeval, we filled it with trolls and rotters. We didn¡¯t know we were, but¡Still¡¡±
It was irrational, petty, stupid. And yet I couldn¡¯t quite keep the knowledge from gnawing away at me. All of these people were suffering because I¡¯d decided to write a book.
¡°We can¡¯t be blamed for that.¡± Shango began, and I spoke over him.
¡°Maybe you¡¯re just too bad at blaming things.¡±
He was right, of course. Whenever I wasn¡¯t, odds were he would be. And I knew I was lying to myself even as I kept doing it. But that didn¡¯t change the things I¡¯d seen here, nothing would.
Intent is an irrelevance next to action, action is no more inherently unforgivable than inaction. Dead people don¡¯t care if they were killed by a giggling villain or some dumbass writer in his teens, dead is dead. And I¡¯d made plenty of dead¡¯uns in this world. A billion, perhaps, for each one I¡¯d already personally seen.
Shango stared at me the way he often did when I said something completely reasonable, that society wouldn¡¯t care for.
¡°Out with it.¡± I sighed, never having been one to enjoy getting eyed like some lunatic in an asylum.
¡°I don¡¯t think it¡¯s on us to fix the world just because we unknowingly created it.¡± He said, quietly. Not meeting my eye. I shrugged again.
¡°Then how about because we have the potential to?¡±
That moved him, and he swore long, harsh and loud before finally speaking again.
¡°So we¡¯re saving the world?¡±
¡°We¡¯re saving the world.¡± I concurred.
What I didn¡¯t tell him, though, what I could never tell him, was exactly how I realised would be best to go about it. Because there was a particular species responsible for ruining this one, and if it remained in control it would just keep on ruining away.
We walked a while longer, letting that settle. It occurred to me that we¡¯d not actually discussed means before, and still hadn¡¯t. Did Shango know what I did? It would be more like him to not address something he¡¯d figured out than not figure it out in the first place.
¡°The mercenaries are our first step, then.¡± He said after a while, and I nodded. It seemed only logical.
¡°So we need funds for that.¡± Shango sighed. ¡°Which we can only get in a large quantity here, for the time being.¡±
I didn¡¯t say anything, because there was no need to. I recognised the sight of someone talking themselves into a position, all Shango needed to make his decision here was silence. So I provided it.
¡°Fuck it, you¡¯re right.¡± My friend - my brother- conceded after a while. There was a new fatigue to him that I didn¡¯t like, his exhaustion and guilt weighing on me, so I did what I always did. Cracked a joke to try and take his mind off it.
¡°It¡¯s amazing the time we¡¯d save if you just started every conversation like that.¡± I grinned. Then my smile fell as I caught sight of a stone tower ahead. We¡¯d arrived.
Chapter 42
Beam POV: Day 51
Current Wealth: 1 silver 47 copper
We had a few more hours of daylight to burn, but my contribution was just about done. The trainees needed rest, and I wasn¡¯t much help in tracking resources or turning them into bombs. Which left me with more time to meditate.
I used it, sitting with my legs folded and my eyes closed, controlling my breathing. Forcing myself to relax against the biting tension of imminent danger. Perhaps there were more productive things to be doing, a few hours¡¯ extra practice on my own end for example.
But I¡¯d already worked on my movements and conditioning today, and every other day of the last week. There¡¯d be no new advantage to find there. If I wanted an edge, it would be magical.
Half an hour, one hour, ninety minutes. It was around then that I finally put an end to it, boredom, irritation and frustration winning over any rational I might¡¯ve clung to.
What had the stupid voice in my head said? It could only show me the ropes. I cursed. Better to have spent the time practising.
Standing, I looked around me, surveying the surroundings for a suitably large target to test my power on. Then realising that even that much just defeated the point. I was supposed to be capable of turning anything into one, right? So I¡¯d practise just that. I forced my gaze to stop on the next thing that caught it, and, probably through sheer probability, that thing happened to be snow.
White, blemishless, clinging to the hard ground so stiff and rigid that I might¡¯ve stubbed my toe on it. The world wasn¡¯t getting colder, anymore, but I guessed that was only because it¡¯d already gotten as chilly as the air could withstand. Touching something at that temperature would be unpleasant to say the least.
I strode over, bent down and stuffed my hand against it all the same. Probably I¡¯d need to grab things a lot less enjoyable than just snow if I was to get the most mileage out of this ability.
The cold seeped in quickly, but I ignored it. However deep and cruel, it was still just pain. I felt more every time I was on my second to last rep, and putting it aside didn¡¯t even bring me close to my mental limits.
But then I reconsidered. Ignoring pain was good, normally, but here¡Here I was trying to connect with whatever I touched. How did one connect with an inanimate substance? Well, generally unsuccessfully. I didn¡¯t want to do it unsuccessfully, that sounded like the sort of thing that would lead to my friends being eaten by undead, so I¡¯d have to change things up a bit.
I couldn¡¯t talk to snow, couldn¡¯t ask it questions, couldn¡¯t profess any emotions to it or read any in exchange. But I could feel what it did to me, and how it felt to my senses. If only for want of any better alternative, I started concentrating on the sensation.
My fingers were half numb and half ablaze with the pain. It felt more like grabbing something hot than cold, an ineffable burning against my skin, seeping in and making every muscle convulse in protest. I grit my teeth against it, forced my mind back onto the site of agony, keeping my thoughts from scattering and focus from wandering.
What was I feeling? Pain, obviously, but where from? From the lack of heat, from the very sensation of that heat being dragged out of my flesh, kicking and screaming. I wasn¡¯t feeling a substance at all, then, I was feeling a natural void being filled. Sure enough the snow started to wet itself, bleeding into water and pooling under me as the temperature of my skin broke down ice crystals and left the remaining ones to drown in their corpses.
It might¡¯ve just been some weird disassociation from the pain, but I started to see ice crystals breaking down in my eyes. Like metal melting in a crucible, seeing their microscopic patterns collapse and crumble as the heat washed through them, picturing the resultant water swallowing others and clinging to my hands in its tension. My mind fell deeper into the vision, concentration soon consumed by it in totality, and before long even the pain was gone.
The pain was gone, but I wasn¡¯t ignoring it. It just¡Wasn¡¯t there. How could it be? I was beloved of the world, I could hardly expect it to hurt me.
Somehow the words felt right, felt correct. Somehow I knew them even before they occurred to me. And the moment they echoed through my mind, I felt another change.
I¡¯d felt it before, and recognition burned so bright in my mind that I almost missed what was happening now. A coagulating rush of power, of life itself, building and diffusing from the snow as pale vapour. Like steam, like fog, like snow- and yet something else entirely. I grabbed it hard, held it tight, and felt it rest in my hand as its volume gained mass and its surface gained strength.
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After a few moments, I was holding another cylindrical length, this time white where the last had been grey. Glowing all the same. I felt it in my hands, moved it around, and marvelled at the lightness of it. It was like a weapon made out of¡Not even wood, something lighter. Polystyrene, cardboard. With all the strength of stone.
Its balance was so categorically removed to anything I¡¯d trained with before that it took practice not to send it flying out of my grip with the slightest motion, and I gave myself that practice as I walked back to meet my friends.
Suddenly feeling quite a lot more confident than I had earlier.
Everyone else was already gathered in the mayor¡¯s hall, more or less, and Shango had already made himself something of an executive board at its back. The man I¡¯d seen following him around- Tucker, I think his name was- was leaning over a table talking to him, Solitaire was in one corner, fiddling with some metal. The whole place smelled of human habitation and¡Something else, too. Not gunpowder, God knew I¡¯d inhaled enough of that to recognise it, something more simple. Iron? Iron. It smelled like a forge.
I made myself known with a cleared throat, taking a seat by the table and throwing my gaze out through the open door. Beyond it lay the building¡¯s main hall, and it was an impressive sight, I had to say.
Solitaire had clearly been given run of the place, because it didn¡¯t resemble anything less than one of his schizo-bunkers anymore. Big walls of wood had been placed up, embedded through the planked ground, reinforced by big logs angled upwards into their backs at some 45 degrees from behind. They had holes in them, too small for a person but just big enough for a spear, and barbs lining the tops that I could only imagine would shred any person who tried to climb them.
Above I saw more logs, these ones larger, heavier. Held aloft by long lengths of rope that¡¯d been looped around the high ceiling¡¯s rafters. I followed the rope, found it bound down on the defender¡¯s side, and realised what it was for. Untying them, we could drop hundreds of kilos of tree trunk down on anything within a few feet of the barricades. Ouch.
Someone had torn a bunch of planks out in big strips from the edge of our barricades to the main entrance, essentially creating rows of minitiar trenches that¡¯d be a nightmare to sprint through without falling, and behind the barricades themselves were more. Then more still. Row after row of defensible positions, all ready to be abandoned and re-assembled beside.
From the actual office Shango was using as his meeting room, I was looking down on it all. A staircase led upwards from the main killing-room down below, raising perhaps two stories into the air. Something big and covered in cloth was resting at the top of it, something I¡¯d had to squeeze by to get in. I turned to Solitaire, question dying on my lips as he grinned.
¡°You¡¯ll see.¡± The madman told me, and I suddenly found his grin leaving my curiosity a bit weakened. Somehow I imagined I would see, and somehow I felt a lot less eager to do so.
¡°How are your ribs?¡± I asked him, and he sighed, massaging them irritably.
¡°Painful, but healed. I can swing a nice big block of wood around with no issues. You alright?¡±
I almost screamed my answer out, so eager was I to share it.
¡°I managed to tap into my magic on purpose.¡± I told him, grinning. ¡°I think we can count that as one extra edge during the attack.¡±
Solitaire¡¯s grin was wide in the same way a wolf¡¯s might be, the same way it always was when he imagined bodies coming apart and blood staining his skin. I hid how much that disconcerted me.
¡°You have magic?¡± A voice cut out from behind me, low, blunt. I turned to see Argar leaning against a wall, grinning. Not like Solitaire. He was less a cat looking down on a mouse, and more a kitten looking up at a playmate. A seven foot tall, four hundred pound kitten, mind, who could lift a sumo wrestler over his head, but still a whole lot less...Pointy.
¡°Some.¡± I replied, quickly, cursing myself for letting slip what I had. The giant didn¡¯t seem bothered one way or another, merely shrugging.
¡°I¡¯ll have to kill fast, then.¡± He grunted. ¡°Can¡¯t have you stealing all the rotters before I get to them.¡±
¡°Nobody¡¯s stealing anything.¡± Shango cut in, glaring up at him. ¡°We¡¯re all going to stay nice and safe behind our barricades and poke the rotters while they try to get past, if we ever actually exchange a blow with them, it¡¯ll be because we¡¯ve already fucked up.¡±
¡°Which we will.¡± Solitaire added. ¡°Just to be clear, we¡¯re not holding off hundreds of¡¡± His lip curled. ¡°Humans, not when they essentially have late-stage rabies and a pound of cocaine in their blood.¡±
Argar stared at him, blankly, and Solitaire sighed.
¡°Not when they¡¯re very angry and very strong.¡± He amended. ¡°So you¡¯ll be getting your fight, and we need everyone to understand that there will be a fight. Because otherwise they might panic when it all kicks off, and if they start screaming and crying then I might not be able to resist beheading them, even apart from the obvious tactical issues it¡¯ll cause.¡±
The giant nodded at that, seeming pleased despite the chaos being described. I just went cold.
It was one thing to know we¡¯d be attacked, even to know that it would happen soon. Quite another, apparently, to be so precipitously near to the event that we were discussing tactics and counters. How long would we have before I was stuck into a bloodbath with everyone else? Hours?
My answer came soon enough, a shrill, panicked warning cry running through the length of the building and sending a shiver down my spine.
¡°ROTTERS!¡± A sentry called out, voice cracking with his fear. ¡°THEY¡¯RE HERE!¡±
I climbed to my feet, closing my eyes and running my hand down the length of a wall, focusing on the texture of oaken panelling as it grazed my fingertips. Feeling all the magics rearing their heads again.
Time to test my new powers.
Chapter 43
Beam POV: Day 51
Current Wealth: 1 silver 47 copper
I hurried down the stairs, storming out into the main section of the building¡¯s interior and watching as the doors shivered beneath unseen blows from the other side. They were big things, perhaps a dozen feet high and almost as wide, inches thick and consisting of hardwood. We¡¯d barred them with a big length of timber that probably would¡¯ve held even if Argar had taken an axe to it.
But it was straining now, and straining badly. Flexing and bending against the pressure applied from outside, groaning as its elasticity was pushed beyond the limit and its structure began to yield into fissures and splits.
Every new impact against it sent a shudder through the peasants assembled around us, bringing in fearful trembles as if it were their own bodies the enemy was smashing into. I found my own nerves fraying, for that matter, but a new sound soon took my focus. Shango¡¯s voice.
¡°Keep calm!¡± He roared, piercing through the sound as if his vocal chords were powering some coherent laser. ¡°You¡¯ve all faced these things before, and this time you¡¯re shielded, barricaded and ready for them. Remember what we practised!¡±
I found myself hanging onto every word, along with the villagers. My spasming wits using Shango¡¯s voice as a lighthouse to guide themselves back from the seat of madness they¡¯d drifted to. It was a hard sell, calmness in this storm. They¡¯d fought rotters before, but if Solitaire was right about hundreds coming then it¡¯d be unlike any previous attack.
But amazingly, miraculously, his booming voice actually seemed to calm the room. Halting frantic, babbling movement and boxing people in shoulder-to-shoulder in tight, readied formation.
Just a fight. I told myself, as the door bar started schisming further, just another fight. You can win. You will win. You¡¯ll live.
My thoughts were interrupted as a new something heavy smashed into the other side of the door, far more forceful than any other impact. The bar split fully, falling to the ground in two ruptured halves, and I had barely an instant to dwell on the fact before the door was flung wide.
Rotters poured in from behind it. We¡¯d been told there were hundreds, but I swore we must have been facing thousands. Revolting piles of decay and necrotic animalism, snarling and scrambling over one another, all racing to be the first with human blood in their mouths. Their flesh was covered in lesions, scalps patchwork and tattered, eyes pale yellow like congealed milk. Black drool fell from their mouths and clung to jagged teeth, and what was left of their ragged clothing flapped behind them as they all sprinted for us.
There were so many, so fast, crammed into so small a place, that they came more as a tidal wave than a formation or group. Actually moving in three dimensions where some were forced high over the heads of others as they smashed past each other. My heart sank at the sight of the chaos, and I forced my mind from it to touch the wood at my feet.
Wood. Yielding, but flexible, resilient and defensive. A protection as much as a weapon, if not moreso. This plank was bound by iron nails, though, and I felt their touch too. The rigidity of them, the jagged edges they demanded to hold. It was iron that had first made human warfare possible on a mass scale, outstripping bronze in abundance and function both, and this stretch yearned to continue that grim work.
I obliged it, standing with a new weapon in my hand. A simple weapon, one that men had been using to kill before we could even have been called men. I strode towards the barricades with my new spear in hand, magically-augmented muscles quivering beneath my skin, grip tightening about its luminous grip. I was just in time for the first of the rotters to slam into the other side.
The wood held before me, if barely. Inches thick and carefully shaped to Solitaire¡¯s exact demands, I wouldn¡¯t have been entirely surprised if an elephant had bounced off it. The creatures that first impacted it died to their allies¡¯ force, rather than their own, crushed and ground to mangled mincemeat as innumerable tonnes of rancid muscle powered forth to pin them against the wood.
For a moment I stood, frozen. Everyone did. Then one of the fuckers- now just ten or twelve feet away- snarled at me, its eyes falling on mine through the gap in the wood. That threw me into action without another thought. My spear went high, ran clean through the barricade¡¯s opening and into the rotter¡¯s head. I felt skull surrender to ethereal iron, and twisted the weapon free to paint the wooden surfaces with sickly dark ichor. Already, though, I was turning the weapon back around in my grip, shoving it into another rotter, this time tearing an arm almost fully off at the shoulder. I adjusted my footing, moved back to give myself more room, then ran a third one through.
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Everything, was what I saw. But not by seeing. I didn¡¯t look to see Argar taking a head clean off with one swing of a sledgehammer, didn¡¯t listen to hear a man¡¯s flesh tear as he got too close to a barricade and felt rotting teeth sink into his arm, didn¡¯t feel to notice the electric energy in the air as adrenaline dissolved fear into pure, animal violence. I just knew it all. My senses bounced around the entire room, then hit my wits as ricochets with all the relevant data.
It was an incredible feeling, but likewise it worried me. Because I could experience the barricades breaking down almost as if my own nerves were threaded into them. I¡¯d just started the process of estimating how long we had left when the logs came down.
They were like blacksmiths'' hammers. Wielded by Zeus. On bull testosterone. I actually winced as I saw the half-tonne weights crunch down into the enemy mass, falling from high enough that they hit with the speed of a sprinting man. Even a sprinting me. The sound was gruesome, cracking bones and wet, sliding viscera as bodies burst apart on impact .The spray of blood was violent enough that it actually flitted into visibility for a second over the barricades.
And we felt the effect immediately. A second¡¯s reprieve, then another, and finally, gloriously, a third. Just a few heartbeats spent watching the enemy mass thin and bounce harmlessly from our defence as the logs were dragged high towards the ceiling again. Then the rotters who¡¯d been behind those killed finished scrambling over their bodies, and an entirely new wave hit.
The barricades were shuddering again, and everything disappeared beneath a blanket of frenzied violence. I stabbed, skewered, slashed, punched. Snarling, growling, grunting like an animal as I killed and killed and killed some more. Anything that moved before me, I skewered until it stopped. Anything that moved behind me, I screamed to back off and leave me more room to better attend my butchery. Time froze, broke, then melted to pool at my feet. A homogenous sludge, too hazy for me to gauge anything so fine as the passing of seconds.
For me, the world moved on only with each new dead rotter. Perhaps once I reached one thousand, an hour would have passed.
The logs fell, bodies burst apart, and there came another lull in the killing. Then the new wave reared up, and this time the outermost barricades were cracking openly, their substance beginning to yield before undead flesh.
Water could erode a mountain, and putrefaction could kill a tree. Our enemies had us cornered, I knew. They only needed the time to get at us.
¡°ABANDON THE OUTER BARRICADES!¡± I heard Shango roar, and I was turning to obey before my conscious mind even registered his order. Me, Argar, the dozen or so others who¡¯d been manning them scrambled back as the logs came down again, using the slight break to get behind the new set, then haul them upwards and lock them into place just in time for the rotters to break through the first layer.
Solitaire and Shango had replicated the outer barriers no more than three times, and we¡¯d now abandoned the first row for the second. By our third retreat, we¡¯d need the enemy weakened to a great extent. Because there wouldn¡¯t be a fourth.
They came again, and we fought them back. Impaling, bludgeoning, hacking and smashing. The logs fell, bones broke, wood split and the air filled with screams of fear, rage, hate and helplessness.
One rotter actually managed to clear the barricade, falling no more than a foot before my magic spear whipped around to catch its head. With so much room, and such a clean line of sight, I could appreciate its devastating power firsthand. Watch as the bone yielded, the brains spilled out, the body slumped down, spasming and writhing. Like cutting through a tangerine, not a skull.
I didn¡¯t watch for long, though, already having my focus called back to the still-active threats gnawing at our barricade.
We killed, killed, and killed some more. Before long the barricade failed again. We fell back.
Our last barrier felt like the jaws of some giant trap, closing around us, suffocating away the air. Not one of us failed to sprint into them, though. Because death itself was chasing after.
The wood broke. Fuck, it broke so quickly. Crumbling, collapsing, caving. I still couldn¡¯t track the time, still had no way of gauging how fast or slow this brutality was progressing, but it was at its crescendo now. More rotters died trying to get at us, dozens maybe. I barely noticed, my eyes were affixed on the widening cracks against the wood. Heart seizing, I turned, sprinting for the stairs along with everyone else as the wood finally began to give in entirely.
We were on the second floor by the time the rotters got through, charging after us all at once, no delay at all in their barbarity, no pause in their assault. I took the moment to catch my breath, feeling my spear¡¯s haft wet with blood and sweat as I gripped it, staring down as the enemy shrank its distance from the stairs. Twenty feet, fifteen. Closer.
Then Solitaire laughed, tearing a great cloth covering from the big thing hidden at the top of the stairs. I glanced his way to find¡A bell.
No, not a bell. Something that had been a bell, clearly. But crudely reshaped. Its length heightened, its barrel thickened. I saw its base aimed upwards at the sky, and three sets of hands began stuffing things down, too fast for me to identify. Then it was tipped back, held up by strength alone as it was aimed down into the mass of rotters, a torch held up at its base.
I had just enough time to see the length of string running around the metal where it was gripped by our side. Then it caught, flashing, burning. The flames ran along the length quickly, disappearing into the metal.
And then my teeth rattled, as the biggest explosion I¡¯d yet felt rang out across the building¡¯s insides. Belching out of the bell.
Right into the enemy horde.
Chapter 44
Solitaire POV: Day 51
Current Wealth: 1 silver 47 copper
Physics lesson, kids. What happens when you pack explosive material into a confined environment and leave it only one route to escape?
If you answered ¡°a gun¡±, then congratulations! You¡¯re our lucky winner.
Well, it wasn¡¯t really a gun. A gun, ideally, would¡¯ve been a lot longer. The bell we¡¯d had was a narrow one, and we¡¯d added a few inches by heating it up and working it with the blacksmith, but there¡¯s only so much you can do to mediaeval brass and iron before it breaks. Fortunately we had enough black powder to more or less compensate for efficiency with raw power.
Fifteen kilos of explosive was about the limit I¡¯d calculated for the thing, to play it safe we¡¯d loaded it with ten. Ten kilos of black powder, that is, and about another ten of pebbles, nails, even teeth and such. Anything small and hard. What was a gun, without its bullets.
Well, as I said, it wasn¡¯t really a gun. And they weren¡¯t really bullets. There were a million practical concessions I¡¯d been forced to make by circumstance and the compressive proximity of my deadline. The projectiles were angled, uneven, they would fly inconsistently, and slower than was ideal. The muzzle of my weapon wasn¡¯t strangled nearly as tight as I¡¯d have preferred, and I estimated some two thirds of its kinetic potential would be wasted in the air, compared to a more professionally made piece.
It actually hurt, a bit, to know that I was using a quarter of my hard-earned black powder on such a detonation. But the feeling disappeared soon enough.
It wasn¡¯t really a gun, but it didn¡¯t need to be. The proof of its success came with a crowd of tightly packed bodies, and the sight of those bodies flying apart at the seams.
Rotters have one disadvantage against a human, other than their minds- which, in fairness, I¡¯m yet to be fully convinced are actually sub-average for a homosapien. Their bodies are¡Well, rotting. Decayed, softened by the putrefaction of their condition.
The first row of them was nothing, after the blast rang out. Spongy bodies ruined past the point of solidity as one near-sonic chunk of death after another tore through it. They must have slowed the debris, slightly, because the ones behind fared slightly better, and the third set better still.
Even so, I didn¡¯t count a single specimen among any of those three layers that failed to be mangled past the point of fighting. Sixty destroyed, easily, and dozens more left impeded by their wounds deeper into the horde.
We didn¡¯t have time to explain the weapon to many people, only the team now loading it, but I heard Shango screeching out to galvanise our side.
¡°RETREAT!¡± He ordered. ¡°HURRY AND RETREAT, WE¡¯LL ONLY BE ABLE TO STAVE THEM OFF FOR A FEW MOMENTS MORE!¡±
It put a very sensible haste in our side- if there¡¯s one thing you can trust a human to do, it¡¯s preserve itself- but only seemed to entice the snarling rotters below, congealing their mass back into a surging wave that rushed right for us. Beam was at the top of the stairs, Argar beside him, and next to them both was a new figure. The Vittonian woman, wearing a woollen gambeson, wielding a shortspear and shield. She glared at me.
¡°We need to hold the stairs.¡± She declared. ¡°To buy time for another spell, yes?¡±
Burying the urge to make fun of her for the primitive mistake regarding my weapon, I nodded. She didn¡¯t hesitate even an instant before throwing herself onto the stairs and bracing her body for the enemy.
Argar rushed in after her, and Beam after him. I paused, then swore and joined them.
Four of us against hundreds wouldn¡¯t have been a fight at all, usually, but the stairs were much, much narrower than the hall beyond them. Perhaps we could buy a few moments more.
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Perhaps.
A mouth came for me, open, wet, filled with rotting teeth. I smashed those out first, breaking them free of the gums with a big wooden cudgel I¡¯d found among the village¡¯s improvised armoury and sending the owner back into its friends. More were behind it, though, pushing its body back to me, and I was forced a step farther up the staircase to ready my next swing. This one caved the skull in entirely, but the body hadn¡¯t even landed before a new enemy replaced it.
From the corner of my eye I saw two things at once, Argar swinging his sledgehammer, and a rotter coming at me sidelong. I ducked, making room for the giant¡¯s strike to meet the enemy¡¯s head and smash it in half. Another backstep, as they closed tighter, then my teeth rattled.
The cannon went off again.
If anything, the second shot was even more destructive than the first, and it bought us a few more moments of ease as the tide of bodies was stemmed somewhat. We fought our way back three more steps before another shot rang out. By now we were just a dozen or so feet from the cannon, which in turn was cresting a twenty foot hall leading to the mayor¡¯s office. Thick-doored and barricaded, that had become our final retreat, and it was already packed with most of the villagers.
Forcing myself to focus, even as I fought, I surveyed the carnage. Could we buy time for one last shot? What would happen if we did? What would happen if we didn¡¯t?
By my estimate, we¡¯d halved the rotters already, if not moreso. But that still left the village¡¯s fighters outnumbered close to ten times over. Those weren¡¯t winning odds, even if the enemy were mindless undead sprinting into a fortified position. One more shot could shrink the gap.
But could we buy the time for it?
That was the crux of it, and my heart sank as I realised we couldn¡¯t. Already fatigue was starting to take us, we were ceding ground faster, and rapidly running out of it. It would be another minute before the bell-cannon fired again, and we¡¯d be lucky to last so long as forty seconds without being overwhelmed.
I didn¡¯t turn to Shango, didn¡¯t need to. I just called out to him over the brutality we were spilling out around us.
¡°We need to break!¡±
No answer came at first, but I recognised the silence. Sniffed the air- ignoring the decay now forced almost fully up my nostrils by the undeads¡¯ proximity- to smell what he was thinking.
He was thinking that he agreed, and that agreement smelled of horror, fear, panic and regret. I recognised the concoction well enough, he felt it every time he made a major error. I¡¯d need to have a little chat with him later about that.
Dirty nails raked my face, and I swore, headbutting their owner. A chat later, for the time being I was still preoccupied.
¡°Start backing off!¡± Shango roared. ¡°Abandon the cannon, head for the office!¡±
It should¡¯ve been fine, to give such an order, we should¡¯ve had a free run back to our retreat. We didn¡¯t. The moment the words left Shango¡¯s mouth and echoed out across the room, the rotters redoubled their assault. Charging faster, more numinous, more forceful than before.
That wasn¡¯t right, it wasn¡¯t rational. It- no, stop it, shut up Solitaire, keep that giant brain of yours calm and use it on something useful. It¡¯s happening, which makes it both right and rational. The probability of any event is one hundred percent, after it¡¯s already occurred. Instead of bitching about it, try and figure out what caused those odds.
For all my immediate panic, and for all the growing proximity of my enemies¡¯ snapping jaws and dragging nails, it didn¡¯t take me very long. We¡¯d been operating on the assumption that the rotters were merely self-assembled, drawn together only by a shared interest in eating people. That was wrong. Something was controlling them, something smart enough to order them in even harder once it realised that the people responsible for blowing up a large fraction of its army might get away.
I scanned the crowd of enemies for any glimpse of something less sticky, but all I could see amid the thrashing limbs were more undead. Cursing under my breath, I was forced to concede the point to reality. There were more vital concerns for the time being.
We continued on our way slowly, as we backed up along the stairs. But not by choice. If any one of us had gotten what we wanted we¡¯d have broken and run, but the rotters had all the momentum on their side. They¡¯d be on us before we got far, and we¡¯d be shredded mincemeat in seconds. All we could do was stare into the face of death as it came for us, and try our best to keep poking it in the eyes while we made for safety.
The door grew closer, and so did the rotters. Black blood was staining me up to the elbows, now, and the fatigue in my arms grew worse with every swing. I felt fear touch my mind, cold and crushing, like the feeling of a guillotine hanging over my neck. I was going to die, we all were. We¡¯d failed, and this was the end of me. The great Solitaire, torn apart by mindless undead in some shitty town, never having achieved a damned thing of note. It would¡¯ve been funny, if it weren¡¯t so pitifully tragic.
My thoughts scattered as I heard the sound of moving hinges and creaking wood behind me. Feet behind me, I risked a glance, saw the door was open, and called out to let the others know. We were there, we¡¯d made it, we just needed to kill for a few more steps¡And we did.
Chapter 45
Shango POV: Day 51
Current Wealth: 1 silver 47 copper
I was first in through the door, getting inside with the cannoneers while my friends were still busy fighting on the stairs. Part of me wanted to help them, and I shut that part up with a strangling grip. There wasn¡¯t room for another of us, the best I could hope to do was replace one of them, and if they were already struggling to keep the waves of undead at bay, with me substituted for one of their actually competent fighters, they¡¯d have quickly failed.
So, reluctantly, I waited in the mayor¡¯s office. Watching, blood boiling and heart pumping as they slowly fought their way back, keeping the idiot villagers beside me from trapping them outside.
Solitaire, ever the self-preservation enthusiast, was first in. The Vittonian woman followed after. Beam and Argar seemed almost reluctant to disengage, both of them killing easily two or three more rotters than was needed before finally stepping back. The moment they did, our enemy surged on, snarling and cramming their bodies into the door, desperate to make their way into our new shelter. A spear caught one through the eye, a cudgel opened another one¡¯s skull to spray brain matter in all directions, and Solitaire jabbed his thumb so far into one of their ears, that going by the sudden spasms it started suffering, I could only deduce he¡¯d actually managed to skewer its brain. The violence was quickly displayed and viciously delivered, it bought the rest of us a few precious seconds to force the door shut, then bar it.
The thudding came instantly, rhythmic, heavy. It ran through the now-crowded office and churned deep into every set of ears present. The panic started growing instantly.
¡°We¡¯re gonna die!¡± One villager moaned, tears wetting his cheeks. He hadn¡¯t been one of the fighters, the stupid bastard had been tucked away here the entire time, but that only meant he¡¯d been a coward from the start. And cowardice spread like cancer.
¡°They¡¯re going to break through that door just like they did all the others!¡± Another cried out.
¡°We¡¯re fucked! We¡¯re all going to die!¡±
¡°A window!¡± Someone called out, ¡°Can we-¡±
¡°There¡¯s rotters swarming around the building, waiting for us, we can¡¯t even jump!¡±
The panic was moving across the room like wildfire, so quick even I was having trouble keeping up with it. I tried calling out for attention, ordering faces turn to me, but the noise was so great no one present could so much as hear me.
I was losing control.
Beam, though, kept calm, and resolved the situation in true Beam fashion. Marching across the room and drawing up to one of the babbling dissenters, then wordlessly uppercutting him so hard I swore his tiny body was actually hoisted a centimetre or two off the ground. The man fell hard, and didn¡¯t get up.
Silence rang out, all eyes turned to my friend, and his eyes turned to me.
¡°My brother has something to say.¡± Beam called out, speaking calmly, despite it all, but still looking about ready to knock every single living thing on the continent into unconsciousness if they gave him any more problems.
That was about as good an opportunity as I found likely to happen, and I jumped on it promptly.
¡°We¡¯ll be fine.¡± I roared. ¡°This position is far harder to break into than the last, just look at the door, is it suffering any damage?¡±
It wasn¡¯t, as I¡¯d expected. But the reasons for why weren¡¯t exactly my area of expertise. I turned to Solitaire.
¡°Solitaire, brother, care to explain to the good people why we¡¯re safe?¡±
He jumped on the opportunity, and I did my best to avoid glancing at his visibly bulging crotch as he lorded his knowledge over the rest of us.
¡°It¡¯s called the square-cube law.¡± He explained, smugly. ¡°Long ago, our people discovered an incredibly complex concept called basic, infant level mathematics. The long and short of it is that as something gets larger, it gets weaker, relative to its body weight. This is why cats can fall ten feet and be fine, but horses can break their legs dropping down a five foot pit. It¡¯s also why that door is going to hold.¡±
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Solitaire got a lot of looks from that, and only some were relieved. I saw a lot of confusion, and plenty of scepticism. The former was not ideal, the latter was dangerous.
Fortunately, he seemed to notice it too.
¡°How many rotters can get at this door?¡± He tried. ¡°Three, maybe four or five at once? Compared to dozens battering the one outside. It¡¯s just as thick, and smaller things are stronger proportionally. It took the enemy two thousand, one hundred and sixteen seconds to break down the main door outside, this one will last several times longer just from how many more were able to attack the last one.¡±
That, finally, started to spark widespread recognition, and those few villagers who still didn¡¯t understand had the concepts explained to them by their quicker-witted neighbours. The mood actually seemed to be improving before long.
Characteristically, Solitaire had to ruin it.
¡°Get ready to watch the windows!¡± He called out. ¡°The rotters can climb over one another, and we didn¡¯t have time to board the shutters up, they¡¯ll be trying to get at us through there.¡±
In an instant, the panic returned. But this time it was manageable. Weaker than before, sure, but cornered, too. We¡¯d convinced the people that there was no way the enemy could breach the door, now we¡¯d drawn their attention to the one actual weakness in our defences.
And it wasn¡¯t a weakness we¡¯d failed to cover.
Solitaire had posed the idea, and I¡¯d agreed. We needed to kill rotters if we were to survive long-term, that was why we¡¯d made our barricades out in the main hall, and it was why we¡¯d left the windows accessible. The enemy would be through them soon, and blood would spill.
As if I¡¯d conjured them just by thinking about their attack, rotters soon reared ugly faces, smashing heads and fists through the fragile wood of the shutters, reaching out to drag their bodies inside. They didn¡¯t get far.
Hammer, spear, pitchfork and cudgel. Rocks and bits of timber, carving knives and scythes. We went at them with everything we had on hand, actually organising the carnage to ensure only a few of us were around the windows at once. The rotters could only come through slowly, because of the awkward climb, and there were only two windows in all. That meant four people were more than enough to hold them at bay.
I watched it all with satisfaction, the tension dropping in my gut, along with everyone else¡¯s, as minutes of unending success passed us farther on. I grinned.
¡°I¡¯ll admit it.¡± I eventually said, turning to Solitaire and speaking quietly, ¡°It was a good idea.¡±
The idea of course had been his, leaving a weak point in our defence and forcing the terrified villagers to do what was best for them long-term was a stroke of brilliance even for him. And the positioning couldn¡¯t have been better.
A rotter caught a particularly nasty blow to the eye and lost its grip, plummeting out of sight.
How far would they be falling? I aimed the question at Solitaire, who replied promptly by thinking back to his view from the outside and doing a few mental calculations.
It was nothing complex, he assured me, apparently a similar technique to one he¡¯d used in figuring out how tall his own house was as a kid, even before reading about the works of Euclid. Remarkable what a man can do when his brain is a compass.
¡°Twenty six feet, or just under eight metres in non-caveman units. Redacle has a gravitational field more or less equal to earth¡¯s, so that¡¯d be yielding a velocity of twelve point five metres per second. Basically picture getting hit by a truck going thirty miles per hour.¡±
It wasn¡¯t as deadly as I would¡¯ve hoped, being honest, but it was nothing to scoff at. If nothing else, broken bones would be occurring regularly, and death would be happening a decent number of times. They were hitting the ground faster than any human could sprint, after all, and I¡¯d heard of death occuring in much slower impacts. Slowly but surely, we¡¯d be whittling the enemy down.
But Solitaire had to ruin whatever surety I¡¯d gotten from that, too. It was just what he did. He leaned in, speaking with a hushed tone.
¡°For what it¡¯s worth, I think there¡¯s something smarter than a rotter out there coordinating them. Probably responsible for reanimating them, and¡Possibly quite powerful.¡± I could see him twitching slightly, but not in all the ways that usually indicated he was feeling paranoid.
Well, no points for guessing why. If he was right, and I was fairly sure he was, there was something still out there more dangerous than anything we¡¯d spent the lat hour killing. Undead, almost definitely, and smart enough to coordinate the rotters. It hadn¡¯t shown itself yet, and that made me more nervous, not less.
I was just halfway through considering what it might think to do next when the wooden frame around one of the windows ruptured apart, and the fighters keeping it from being flooded were sent flying back amid the sound of cracking timber and splintering bones.
Where they¡¯d just been standing was now a tall man. His hair was dark, his eyes were darker, his glare was darkest of all. He wore the silks and linens of an aristocrat, and carried at his side a fancy-looking rapier glittering with jewels and decorative flourishes.
Just at a glance I could feel how dangerous he was, feel it as a deep, instinctual terror. The same kind a rabbit felt when stepping over a hawk¡¯s shadow. Every nerve in my body screamed at me to turn and run, even if it meant throwing myself into the rotters trying to break in through the only exits, and my mouth dried as I recognised the creature I was now facing.
Maybe everyone else did, too. They were definitely appropriately silent. Because we were all standing before a fucking vampire.
And the vampire moved fast.
Chapter 46
Shango POV: Day 51
Current Wealth: 1 silver 47 copper
It was a fucking vampire. It stood like a vampire, looked at me like a vampire, and when it moved it was all¡Vampiry. Like a panther. Like a panther on ice, with a body made of something lighter than flesh, an effortless, easy motion that seemed to demand no more from it no more than might taking a breath. I was so caught up in the monstrous dexterity on display, that I didn¡¯t even notice the speed until it was on Argar.
The giant swung well, quicker, as always, than one might expect. But his reflexes were human, if enhanced by his high level. They were clumsy, apish things compared to the creature attacking him, and it deftly sidestepped his hammer blow before retaliating with a neat thrust to his chest. Argar shifted to one side, but the sword still caught him anyway. Sinking inches, maybe hands, into his torso and dropping him in an instant.
It was then that I finally gathered the cognizance to overcome my shock and Appraise it.
[Appraisal]
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Class: Warrior
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Level: 4
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Condition: Fine
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Modifiers: Strength +1, Speed +1, Toughness +2
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Statistics: Strength 15, Speed 15, Dexterity 4, Stamina -, Toughness 16, Alertness 14, Charisma 6, Intelligence 4
Level four, and it moved like that? No, of course it did, it was a vampire. They were badass, in our world, ten times stronger than a human by default, and faster and tougher to boot. We¡¯d based them on the original Dracula who, according to Solitaire, had a grip like a vice and the strength to pimp-slap familiars across a room.
As I might¡¯ve deduced, by watching him crush a man¡¯s hand in his grip, then pimp-slap him across a room.
I was moving in an instant, and so was everyone else. Solitaire closing in with all his magically bolstered speed- and seeming as slow to this creature as his level 1 self had been to him. Beam came in from the side, glowing magical spear outstretched, and the Vitonnian woman followed suit from his mirrored direction with her more mundane weapon. Their movements were so synchronised and lethally-precise that I actually thought for a moment they might leave a mark on the monster before them.
Then it turned to Beam.
Crimson light engulfed him from head to toe, seizing his entire body and forcing it still as muscles stiffened and rigidified. The spear fell from limp fingers, and a fist crunched into his face, turning his body almost fully upside-down as it soared backwards. Solitaire was on the vampire, by then, swinging hard. It turned towards his blow, then blinked as he abruptly let the weapon go mid-flight.
The moment of stunned confusion bought him an instant to act, and he was efficient about it. Sinking down to a crouch, freeing a knife from his boot in one, swift move. The same knife he¡¯d had when we were Isekai¡¯d, stainless steel and pocket-portable. It found the vampire¡¯s thigh, punching through fabric and drawing a hiss of pain from them, which turned into a knee against Solitaire¡¯s chest.
If the vampire hadn¡¯t been off balance, my friend might¡¯ve died then and there. Ribs smashed in, unaugmented resilience simply walked over by the monstrous strength on display. As things were, he just went tumbling, then stopped in a convulsive heap a few feet away.
A spear came within moments of Solitaire¡¯s attack, but the vampire was just quick enough to avoid it. The Vittonian was last to face its strength, and she folded over its fist like a pillow, dropping to her knees and vomiting. Then its eyes turned to me.
They were red; pupils elongated, ovoid slits like those of a cat. My blood ran cold as it focused on me, and my body was torn in a thousand different directions at once by my conflicting instincts. I wanted to run, to fight, to break down crying. I wanted to get it all over with and cut my own throat to spare myself a slower death, to drop down onto my knees and beg for mercy, even to pray.
But somewhere along the way, somehow, my brain just snapped, and all the wild, animalistic, idiot fear melted away beneath the glare of a towering sun of pure rationality. I spoke, and even to me my voice sounded straight as our enemy¡¯s rapier.
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¡°You didn¡¯t attack until you were attacked.¡± I called out. ¡°Not even after the first time, so you¡¯re here to talk. What do you want?¡±
The vampire¡¯s head tilted, and it eyed me in a way that was disconcerting for more than one reason. I¡¯d seen that stare before, but never received it. It was the look my father had taught me to give something I was giving thought to buying.
¡°I take it you are the one who used the Eastern powder here?¡± It asked, voice running out like smoothe silk. Smoothe silk, I reminded myself, that was currently wrapped around a jagged, rusty knife primed and ready to stick into my guts.
I blinked. Eastern powder? Did it mean what I thought it meant¡?
¡°What are you talking about?¡± I asked, feigning ignorance. It was tempting not to, seeing as it was apparently my knowledge that held the enemy¡¯s hand on turning all that speed against me.
¡°Don¡¯t play coy, I recognise the power and smell of Echoityan alchemy when I see it used upon my own forces. It is not known to these lands, and you have the skin and accent of a foreigner. Are you the one who ignited it?¡±
He was walking forwards, now, crimson eyes falling upon me, drawing dangerously close. And Solitaire was still sprawled over directly in his path. Barely an instant before the vampire was within reach of my friend, I answered him.
¡°No, that¡¯s him.¡± I nodded, speaking quickly to ensure Solitaire¡¯s value before anything impulsive or vicious could be done to him. The vampire paused, still scrutinous as it eyed me.
¡°It is.¡± I pressed. ¡°Ask around if you want, he spent all day working on making it.¡±
I knew the moment I saw the vampire¡¯s face that I¡¯d said just a few words too many. It hadn¡¯t said I¡¯d made it, only used.
¡°It is rare, even in Echoityan, to find someone knowledgeable of the secret formulas.¡± It noted, seeming to muse over every word even as they left its mouth. Lightning-quick, the vampire reached down to grab Solitaire, hoisting him up off the floor and shaking him for a moment. The act, or perhaps the simple proximity to an undead apex predator, proved more than enough to wake him, beating away the cloudy pain that¡¯d been keeping him insensible and triggering a familiar, convulsive struggle in my friend¡¯s body as he found himself in the creature¡¯s grip.
The vampire threw him back to stumble away and fall against a wall, eyes only on Solitaire now.
¡°I came to this town for its corpses.¡± It said, ¡°For the unseen multitudes buried beneath its soil from previous generations now gone by. What I found instead, however, was¡Progeny.¡±
A smile crept along its face, feline and sinister.
¡°A man capable of mastering the Echoityan sciences of alchemy and black powder.¡± It noted, eying Solitaire. Then turned to me. ¡°One who thinks quickly enough to stay my hand more than once.¡± It added, then finally turned back to Beam.
It was a testament to the thing¡¯s deadliness that Solitaire didn¡¯t even try stabbing it in the back.
¡°And¡A warrior. A warrior of impossible bodily gifts, and a magic even I have never seen before.¡±
Finally the creature¡¯s eyes moved back around, coming to rest on me.
¡°Any of you would be a worthy addition to my kind¡¯s ranks, and so I offer you this chance to come with me and join the Ichorous Court. Live forever, as Gods of the grave, or die, here, tonight. The choice is yours.¡±
I just about shat myself at that, mind racing, head coming up with nothing particularly useful despite the frenzied thought it¡¯d thrown itself into.
¡°Can we¡Discuss it?¡± I asked at last. The vampire, to my surprise, nodded.
¡°Of course.¡± It said, calmly. ¡°You¡¯ll be making a decision about eternity, it would be remiss of me not to give you at least a few meagre minutes to debate its merits amongst yourselves.¡± It stepped back, sweeping an arm out as if to gesture us all into speech. I remained silent, Solitaire only glared, and Beam was still dribbling into the wooden floor and rolling around with his eyes crossed. Not a great ground for rational discourse, I must admit.
Still, I gave it my best go, turning to Solitaire¡Then catching the look in his eye.
Vampires were evil. Not just in a general sense, becoming one, in Redacle, meant leaving all the moral cores of a person¡¯s psyche behind. Empathy, remorse, compassion. It all died as sure as your reanimated corpse. It was to be fundamentally changed, as a person. As I said we based them on Dracula, and Dracula wasn¡¯t a story about the grey morality of undeath and monsters with bleeding hearts.
Which is why, I must say, I was quite fucking surprised to see that Solitaire was actually considering the offer. I wanted to hit him, I wanted to push him out the window and watch him land on the rotters, I wanted to blow him up and add him to the pile of limbs. Instead I forced myself calm, forced myself to focus on our current predicament, and concentrated on buying time.
¡°What do you think, brother?¡± I asked, hoping Solitaire had an idea I¡¯d not thought of yet. He usually did. Usually? Almost always. If I didn¡¯t think of the smart thing, just statistically, he almost definitely would have.
But he had nothing, this time, and told me with a fractional widening in his blue eyes. It sent a chill down my spine. I turned to the vampire, already thinking of something to try and convince him to give us the room alone.
And then I noticed Beam, silent as he lay where he was, but shifting slightly. Eyes clearing up, blinking and frowning. Body starting to move with some measure of focused dexterity.
People didn¡¯t stay knocked out for that long, generally. When they did they probably had brain damage. How much longer until he was fully recovered? I doubted it was more than a minute.
So could I keep the vampire occupied for that long or more? Well, I¡¯d been taught business from an early age.
As Solitaire would say, speaking to vampires was my special talent.
Chapter 47
Beam POV: Day 52
Current Wealth: 1 silver 47 copper
Shango was talking, Solitaire was glaring, and my mouth tasted of blood. It was comforting to realise all that when I woke up, had I been in unfamiliar surroundings, it might¡¯ve worried me.
¡°-You understand, there¡¯s a lot of rumours about your, uh, kind, that we¡¯d like to just verify with you before agreeing to anything. You die in sunlight, for example?¡±
I could hear something of a smile in the vampire¡¯s voice as he answered, and I waited until he started speaking to move, trusting his own words to hide the noise my clumsy, battered body made. Everything hurt, but everything tended to hurt when one wanted to be an olympian. I ignored it. The real problem was the lethargy overtaking me, that mental weariness residing after the effects of the red light I¡¯d been engulfed in. All in my head, but somehow more real than the tangible aches and pains of my extended fighting.
¡°My kind do die in sunlight, yes, but we can mitigate this weakness. The oldest of us, the purest-blooded and most powerful, can temporarily abate its glare, or else puppet bodies to operate in open daylight with.¡±
Shango swallowed. It was astonishingly good acting, on his part, considering he already knew- and, in fact, had written about half of- every single factoid he¡¯d just been told. He pressed on regardless. By now I was halfway to my feet, if the vampire suddenly turned, he¡¯d not fail to realise I was awake.
¡°And the thirst for blood? Children¡¯s blood?¡±
The vampire laughed openly, openly and hard. I was able to fully stand by the time it finished.
¡°We do not-¡± My hand was against the wall ¡°-Need to feed on children-¡± The wood was whispering to me ¡°-To survive-¡± A spear was tight in my grip. The vampire paused, apparently searching for words, then found them.
¡°For ones of my power, I can subsist on even animals if I choose to, it is only the elders who require human blood, and only the most ancient who must feed on their own kind-¡±
I¡¯d been closing in with every word, centimetres at a time, and I moved on the last. Leaning forwards, lunging, spear outstretched and muscles screaming together with the force of its propulsion.
The vampire moved faster than any creature could under the power of biology alone, but even the magic giving it velocity was just a shade too little. My weapon sank into the undead¡¯s flank, just under its ribs, and carved a jagged path through. It was a testament to its resilience, after seeing so many skulls and limbs burst apart, that I felt such resistance and cut so shallowly, but by the time my weapon escaped its victim with a streak of dark blood, I knew the wound was a severe one.
I was given further proof when the vampire spun to round on me, rapier flashing, then bouncing aside as I parried it with the haft of my weapon. The force almost tore my arm out of its socket, and did send me back a full step, and yet¡It was manageable. Diminished from the monstrous intensity I¡¯d seen before.
Our foe was weakened now. The slow trickle of dead ichor still running down its flank would¡¯ve attested to that. We had a chance.
¡°Treachery!¡± The vampire spat. ¡°You would turn my offer against me? You-¡± He was interrupted, mid rant, when the most paranoid man currently alive body slammed him. Solitaire bounced off the vampire, finding his target anchored in place by the same magic that gave it such strength, but he forced them back an uneven step as he did. I didn¡¯t need prompting to move in, swinging my spear in a wide arc, then twisting it downwards to change the angle moments before impact.
It was a clumsy swing, compared to what I¡¯d have managed with a more familiar weapon, but Shango had been right. There was overlap in my abilities, more than a little, and I clipped the bastard¡¯s calf as it hastily parried me. The Vittonian stormed past me, thrusting with her own spear, then stepping back as the vampire riposted. A villager closed in with a pitchfork, and Solitaire kicked our enemy right in his ankle just as it was raising up for another dodge.
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Metal met meat, hard. Supernatural meat, probably as tough as wood, but we saw a few drops of blood run down the pale face of our enemy all the same. With a vicious hiss it turned, leaping across the room and landing just in front of the window.
¡°You will all die for this!¡± The vampire roared, voice tight with white-hot fury. ¡°Each of you, I will drown you in the blood of your chi-¡±
Argar¡¯s hammer missed by mere inches as the vampire twisted from its path in the last possible moment. The iron head caught the wood panelling behind it, taking a fist-sized chunk out as it bounced off to clatter at the vampire¡¯s feet. By then it was already lunging from the window, within moments of disappearing from our sight.
I hurried to stop that, spear ready, nerves steeled. But the red light was back, engulfing me just as it had before. I felt sharp talons of fear sink their way into my mind, burrowing deep, whipping every synapse I had into a frenzied fear. I was too frightened to even scream. The spear dropped from my hands, my body dropped from a stand, and I fell trembling and shivering onto the ground, practically convulsive in my fear.
By the time I came to, the enemy was long gone already, and I was surrounded by concerned, fearful faces.
¡°You alright?¡± Shango asked, frowning as he eyed me.
¡°I think he¡¯s still convulsing.¡± Solitaire breathed, rocking me as he slapped my face, hard. I swore.
¡°I¡¯m awake, you idiot.¡±
¡°He¡¯s probably just hallucinating, I should slap him six or seven more times to make sure.¡±
I pushed the psychotic asshole off me and sat up, groaning. My head was ringing, waves of pain radiating through it, and yet there wasn¡¯t a mark on me. Was this¡A stress headache?
Made sense, I supposed. I hadn¡¯t exactly passed out from relaxation.
¡°Beam, are you alright?¡± Shango was clearly more concerned by far than our friend, and I felt a stab of guilt for worrying him.
¡°I¡¯m fine.¡± I snapped, more angrily, more harshly, than I intended. And much more than he deserved. Shango was wounded by my response, even I could see that much, and I sighed. ¡°Sorry.¡± I pressed. ¡°Just¡Not nice getting disabled that easily.¡±
He nodded, sympathetic as ever, but I saw there was a hardness to him all the same.
¡°You had us worried there, is all.¡±
Standing up, I surveyed our surroundings. We were still in the mayor¡¯s old office, where we¡¯d made our last ditch defence, and by the looks of things we were alone in it. Solitaire answered my question before I could ask it.
¡°We made everyone else clear off.¡± He explained. ¡°Wanted a bit of privacy, you understand. It¡¯s daytime if you couldn¡¯t tell.¡±
The sunlight streaming in through the smashed-apart windows hadn¡¯t caught my attention before he said that, somehow. I must¡¯ve been more out of it than I thought.
¡°Did we win?¡± I asked, blinking back a sudden headache. Shango nodded, Solitaire scowled.
¡°We did.¡± The former replied, but even his smile was somewhat strained. ¡°Though-¡±
¡°Bastards stole my black powder.¡± Solitaire cut in, practically snarled in fact. ¡°Stupid fucking Redaclans, can¡¯t build anything more complex than a thatch hut so they-¡±
¡°Not the time.¡± Shango sighed, halting our friend¡¯s tirade before it could gather momentum. Solitaire scowled at him, but said nothing more. Somehow the sight was relaxing. Familiar, soothing, normal. I took it in for a moment before the inevitable wave of worry hit me.
And it did, of course. Like a steam roller landing on me from orbit.
¡°The vampire will be back.¡± I said, pointlessly. Both my friends nodded. I sighed. ¡°He¡¯ll be back with more undead?¡±
That, at last, caused them to hesitate.
¡°Once you make an undead, it¡¯s made for good.¡± Shango said, slowly. ¡°So it probably won¡¯t be keeping any unmade, at least¡¡±
¡°And the village was already resisting it before we came.¡± Solitaire added. ¡°Which means there¡¯s a good chance it had already thrown all of its usable bodies into the assault we turned away.¡±
Some of the tightness in my chest unravelled and faded, but not all of it. I made myself nod.
¡°Right then.¡± I breathed. ¡°So we¡¯re over the worst of it?¡±
They hesitated, and Solitaire answered. He was the expert on siege warfare, apparently.
¡°We don¡¯t have the cannon anymore.¡± He explained. ¡°But otherwise¡Yeah, numerically at least they¡¯ll probably be attacking us with half or less of what they did yesterday. The issue is that now they have the black powder, if the vampire knows how to use it¡¡±
My blood ran cold. I wasn¡¯t sure the thin cobbled walls of our new fortress would hold against the kinds of destruction I¡¯d seen yesterday, and I knew we¡¯d be killed without them. Solitaire sighed.
¡°It probably doesn¡¯t though.¡± He added. ¡°Seemed far too impressed by us to be any sort of expert¡Probably.¡±
It was about as much reassurance as I was likely to get, and I took it graciously. Shango was speaking next.
¡°There¡¯s one other thing.¡± He noted. ¡°Something we were waiting for you to wake up before going over.¡±
I eyed him, frowned, and then realised it all in an instant. My grin was so wide, the cold air hurt my teeth.
¡°We levelled up?¡± I asked.
¡°Let¡¯s find out.¡± Shango replied.
Chapter 48
Shango POV: Day 52
Current Wealth: 1 silver 47 copper
[Appraisal]
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Class: Emperor
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Level: 10
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Condition: Fine
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Modifiers: +5 Toughness, +2 Strength
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Statistics: Strength 7, Speed 5, Dexterity 6, Stamina 5, Toughness 9, Alertness 8, Charisma 9, Intelligence 8
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Inventory: Jeans, shirt, jacket, dagger
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Class abilities: Appraisal III
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Current Experience Points: 73/400
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Unspent Skillpoints: 3
At any other time, I might¡¯ve started laughing in triumph at the quantum leap my stats had taken. But we were waiting for a vampire to try and kill us, bolstered by hundreds of rotters, and doubtlessly out for our blood in particular. They were mean creatures, and dangerous. And even my near-enumerate self could work out that we¡¯d be outmatched against it, however many levels we¡¯d managed to gain since round one.
The grim despair of it all was almost a big enough distraction to keep me from noticing several details. Almost.
Firstly, of course, my eyes were drawn to my Appraisal. It was ¡°Appraisal III¡±, now, whatever that meant. I¡¯d have to experiment over the course of the day, any advantage we could gain here on out would be potentially life saving. More interestingly though was my experience until the next.
It was insanely high!
Reporting as much to Solitaire got me an answer quickly enough. His had grown just as explosively, as had Beam. And he was smug in explaining why.
¡°Looks like our XP before the next level doubled once we hit ten.¡± He noted.
There were many things I¡¯d have liked to hear, after our ordeal the night before. That was most certainly not one of them. I was halfway through complaining when I noticed the final detail. The best detail.
¡°We leveled up twice, right?¡± I asked.
¡°Right.¡± Solitaire replied, distractedly.
¡°So why do I have three unspent Skillpoints?¡±
I grinned, and watched him think. He finally answered, cautiously optimistic. That was a rare mood to catch Solitaire of all people in.
¡°We¡Might get two per level, once we hit level ten?¡± He guessed. I sighed.
¡°We¡¯ll have to level up again to verify, which-¡±
¡°-Changes exactly nothing about the next entry on our list of priorities.¡± Solitaire finished, nodding. ¡°Yeah, it is what it is. Let¡¯s get spending in case Ball Sackula comes back and tries to jump us somehow.¡±
With three points to spend, my decisions felt like they had a lot less weight, this time around. I had the prescience to try something before putting any points into the biggest options, though.
Nope, still nothing. Intelligence, it seemed, wasn¡¯t possible to increase even by trying to dump three Skillpoints into it all at once. It was hard to be bothered, I wasn¡¯t entirely sure it¡¯d even be the best choice for our immediate circumstances. It wasn¡¯t like Solitaire¡¯s big old ten stat was letting him think up any miracles. No new ones, at least.
I had a think about it, a long one. In many ways this was the most important statistical decision I¡¯d be making so far. We¡¯d be attacked, and soon, and by something that was more than a match for us. I was tempted to choose Toughness again, to keep on reinforcing myself. To look out for number one.
But I didn¡¯t. Even I wasn¡¯t a big enough bastard for that, and even still I could remember my knife blows practically bouncing off of Kratos. Reluctantly I split my stats. One into Strength, one into Speed and one more into Alertness.
It had been a while, I realised, since I¡¯d felt the electrical sensation of whatever my statistics relied on infusing itself into my body. Magic, surely, because nothing else could¡¯ve felt the way this did now. I closed my eyes while the sensation of taking humanity¡¯s entire anabolic steroid supply slowly threaded its way through me. Once I was done, I pulled my sheet up again to verify.
[Appraisal]
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Class: Emperor
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Level: 10
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Condition: Fine
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Modifiers: +5 Toughness, +3 Strength, +1 Speed, +1 Alertness
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Statistics: Strength 8, Speed 6, Dexterity 6, Stamina 5, Toughness 9, Alertness 9, Charisma 9, Intelligence 8
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Inventory: Jeans, shirt, jacket, dagger
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Class abilities: Appraisal III
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Current Experience Points: 73/400
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Unspent Skillpoints: 0
Seeing the impressive size of my Alertness stat after only one increase left me almost regretting my choice, but that was just the Masculine Urge to min-max talking. I wouldn¡¯t get very far by listening to gut instincts. Contrary to popular belief, one¡¯s gut is actually dumber, not smarter, than one¡¯s brain.
I turned to Solitaire and Beam, eagerly Appraising them.
[Appraisal]
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Class: Revolutionary
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Level: 10
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Condition: Fine
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Modifiers: +4 Speed, +2 Toughness, +3 Alertness, +1 Strength
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Statistics: Strength 8, Speed 11, Dexterity 8, Stamina 6, Toughness 7, Alertness 11, Charisma 3, Intelligence 10
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Inventory: Jeans, T-shirt, flick knife, rocks(x3), dagger
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Class abilities: Detect Element II
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Current Experience Points: 33/400
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Unspent Skillpoints: 0
So he¡¯d gone to make himself more physically powerful across the board. It was fair enough, honestly, he already had more than enough landing power for most of our enemies. Most? Almost all of them. I thought back to the sight of his knife practically bouncing off the vampire¡¯s ankle, and suddenly found myself annoyed Solitaire hadn¡¯t focused even more on his actual killing ability. But no, most of our enemies had been human before, he had every right and reason to prioritise them in stat selection. Particularly when we¡¯d be fighting hundreds of rotters as well as the vampire.
I focused on Beam next, and frowned as I did.
[Appraisal]
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Class: Dragonknight
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Level: 10
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Condition: Fine
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Modifiers: +1 Strength, +1 Speed, +2 Toughness
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Statistics: Strength 10, Speed 9, Dexterity 8, Stamina 9, Toughness 10, Alertness 8, Charisma 6, Intelligence 5
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Inventory: Jeans, flannel shirt, spear
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Class abilities: Beloved II
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Current Experience Points: 10/400
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Unspent Skillpoints: 4
He hadn¡¯t spent anything yet?
¡°Having trouble deciding, dude?¡± I asked, grinning even as I felt something tugging uncertainly in my gut. Beam eviscerated the smile with a single, sincere look of worry shone my way. More intense than I¡¯d seen him have since coming to this world.
¡°I can¡¯t spend them.¡± He whispered, shakily. ¡°It¡¯s¡Not letting me, I can¡¯t¡I just can¡¯t put them into raising any stats.¡±
I froze, Solitaire swore, and Beam just continued staring and rapidly swallowing, keeping himself from an outright panic¡But only just. Solitaire and I both put our heads together in helping him, one of us not growing stronger as we¡¯d banked on was a first priority risk, but even after the better part of an hour we had no luck.
Beam tried thinking, whispering, singing, snarling. At Solitaire¡¯s suggestion he worked the desired stats into rhymes, iambic pentameter, even mathematical equations where we rearranged well known symbols to write their names out. None of it worked. He might as well have tried to order the blood out of his body for all our success, and by the end of it our worry had only deepened, not abated.
¡°It¡¯s alright.¡± Solitaire said, eying Beam, and speaking with an uncommon vigour. ¡°Don¡¯t panic about this, we don¡¯t know what¡¯s causing it but we have time to fix it, and we will, alright?¡±
Despite our friend¡¯s uncharacteristic display of not-actively-sociopathic behaviour, Beam didn¡¯t seem at all comforted. His nod was crisp, swift and forced, his face tight and paled with worry. I saw Solitaire consider something more to say, but in the end he remained silent. Probably for the best.
The three of us split up shortly after that, simply because we had too much that needed doing in the surrounding town to remain together. There was always work to be done, in Redacle, and always a frosty, torturing wind ready to grab you if you failed to do it.
I got to mine first. Morale.
Somehow, somewhere between Solitaire turning the main hall into a recreation of the Somme and Beam playing drill sergeant with the improvised soldiers, we¡¯d all become cemented as the village¡¯s leaders. That was fine by me, it was by far the best way for everyone to come out alive. But it did add a certain gravity to our decisions, and it meant that the moment I stepped outside, I was met with an endless list of things that needed doing.
My first surprise came shortly after I made my way into the open air. The Vittonian woman was standing, waiting for me, glaring as she usually did and¡with eyes that this time did not quite meet my eyes.
¡°I would like a word.¡± She began, awkwardly, still not looking at me. I was more than a little taken aback, and extremely busy, but before I could tell her to suck a cock my thoughts turned back to our arrival. This one had been one of the more influential voices in the village rabble, I recalled. It might be worth at least trying to get her on our side again. I doubted she¡¯d give any of us another chance for a one on one, after all.
¡°Of course.¡± I smiled, blatantly lying and pretending that I didn¡¯t have an entire encyclopaedia of better things to do. ¡°Lead the way.¡±
Our walk was a depressing one. It took us alongside the great warehouse we¡¯d sheltered in, giving us a nice big look at the ruined main doors and walls that¡¯d been scraped raw by a thousand fingernails. Just beyond it was a big pile of dead bodies. Rotter bodies. We¡¯d had to move them from the killbox, of course. Had to. In a world like this, remaining too close to open carcasses was a guaranteed way to die. I didn¡¯t want to hack up bloody lungs because I caught something from a dead caveman. Besides, they¡¯d been in the way of our new killbox anyway. Come nightfall we needed our defences readied all over again, or else we¡¯d be slaughtered, whether the enemy brought half what they did yesterday or only a quarter.
¡°You do care, don¡¯t you?¡± The Vittonian woman asked, drawing my eyes around to her. I was surprised to see a more thoughtful look on her face now. Not as hostile as before, sure, but¡Not as decided, either. I¡¯d take consideration over friendliness any day.
¡°That¡¯s why we came.¡± I lied. ¡°That¡¯s why we kept fighting even after we found out the state you were all in, that¡¯s why we¡¯ll stay.¡±
I saw her face shift somewhat, fractionally and in a way even I couldn¡¯t quite read anything from. She tightened her jaw, looking away.
¡°Then I am¡Sorry for how I received you. I¡¯ve seen one too many opportunistic swindlers in my time.¡±
¡°Don¡¯t be that sorry.¡± I replied. ¡°You had my brother Solitaire dead to rights.¡±
For a second she stared at me, stunned. Then she saw the flickering grin in the corner of my mouth, and it infected her. We shared a laugh that I knew both of us needed, venting it out hotly, decompressing as it left us.
Then I saw Tucker approaching, and stiffened. Play time, it seemed, was over once more. I had work to do.
Chapter 49
Beam POV: Day 52
Current Wealth: 1 silver 47 copper
Talk to me, talk to me you fucking asshole of a voice , speak.
But it didn¡¯t.
I¡¯d been focusing- meditating, I should start calling it- for the better part of an hour since my friends left. An hour to myself, with no distractions, no inconveniences, no danger or pressure or pain. And in that hour I¡¯d accomplished nothing.
It had seemed to me that it was becoming easier to speak with whatever entity now lived in my head, that it was growing more receptive, more open. Apparently I¡¯d been wrong, because now I didn¡¯t so much as feel a hint that there was anything even listening to me, let alone preparing an answer. It was as if¡
¡As if I was just a lunatic talking to himself. Well, too late for that, the time to avoid such an eventuality is before you start hearing voices answer back, not after. And these voices gave me provably real magic powers. So back to meditation I went.
A half hour, another hour, closing in on two. Finally the reply came.
Be silent, boy-creature, you are interrupting my rest.
I jumped almost out of my skin as the voice came out, then stiffened.
¡°Why haven¡¯t you been talking to me?¡± I tried, hoping I¡¯d actually get a response now. None came, and my anger boiled over. ¡°Keep ignoring me and I¡¯ll just keep on bugging you for a reply, you¡¯ve seen me fight with a pint of blood sloshing around loose inside me, you know I¡¯ll do it.¡±
A pause followed that, and then something that felt oddly like¡An irritated sigh. I suppressed a grin.
I ought to ask you, failure, coward, why you are daring to inflict your conversation among me. I have nothing to give a wretch like you, and you have no right to expect anything.
That did give me pause, for quite a while. I thought, considered, then sighed.
¡°You¡¯re angry I lost?¡± I frowned.
I am not angry, nor sad, nor disappointed. One does not feel such things over a flea. I am merely observing your failure and punishing you thusly.
That actually did piss me off. My failure? How had I failed?
You fell to your knees, surrendering, rather than fight an enemy right in front of you. The voice replied, answering my fleeting, sub-instinctual thoughts the way it knew I hated. I didn¡¯t have time to be annoyed by the slight, though, because its actual words had hit the mark directly.
I had surrendered, hadn¡¯t I? I could remember it all vividly. A gesture from the vampire, a big wave of light, and then¡Then every doubt I had, every fear, every insecurity was a lead weight around me. Dragging me down, pinning me, crushing me.
My mouth dried, and I heard the presence speak again.
So you do feel shame, at least. Good. Bask in it, that will add to your deserved punishment. I had hoped any creature capable of being my vessel would be a warrior with a heart cast in iron, a mighty lion upon the battlefield. At the very least, your death will free me from this mewling kitten I have been placed within, instead.
There was a lot of information there, some given subtly, some just volunteered. I was sure Shango and Solitaire would¡¯ve absorbed it all instantly, quickly making deductions and calculations, multiplying its volume through sheer weight of intellect to figure out every little thing about the presence. I wasn¡¯t them, and I was in no state to even try and replicate their genius. All I could do was lower my head, and try to ignore the voice.
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Because everything it¡¯d said was right.
I left the room trudging and bitter, making my way out of the building, hurrying to the training grounds. There was a magic monster in my head keeping me from spending experience and doing the one fucking thing I was good for, but if nothing else I could help the others replace me. How many villagers were there? Thirty or so, fighting at least. I was equal to maybe ten on my own. If I could make them all ten percent more effective, I¡¯d at least have done a fraction of what I ought to.
My walk was interrupted as the Vittonian woman pulled in beside me, eying me sympathetically, seeming rather¡Awkward. I ignored her anyway, in no mood for conversation.
¡°I¡¯m here to apologise.¡± She said abruptly, which did draw my focus in, but barely. After my failure the day before, the thought of having people fawn over me was almost worse than derision.
¡°Consider it accepted.¡± I grunted, still heading for the trainees. She followed.
¡°I¡Had quite a speech planned.¡± The Vit grumbled, suddenly put-out. I glanced her way and saw it wasn¡¯t much more than skin deep.
¡°Sorry.¡± I sighed. ¡°But I¡¯m really busy.¡±
In an instant she nodded, understanding blossoming upon her face.
¡°Of course, then let me just cut to the important part. I intend to help you from now on, fully and totally. I¡See now that there actually is a chance to be had in fighting, so I intend to help fight.¡±
She already had, I recalled, put her own body on the line not twelve hours prior, fighting beside me, spearing holes in everything ahead like some hoplite plucked out of Spartan legend. The thought of having more of that was definitely a reassuring one.
¡°That¡¯s good.¡± I nodded, hiding my true eagerness, ¡°But why are you following me now?¡±
The woman blinked, as if I¡¯d just asked why the grass looked green.
¡°Because you¡¯re going to train the defenders, many of which are using long pole weapons.¡± She glanced and removed the spear affixed to her back, toying with its weight in her deft hands. I saw now that it was a properly made one, a real, actual spear. Leaf-headed blade, six feet of handle at least. The sort of thing that might get punched into a person¡¯s gut and still come out of his back with momentum to spare.
¡°And you¡¯re shit at spear fighting.¡± She finished. I glared at her, thought for a moment, then grinned.
If she was good enough to notice that, she¡¯d be good to have on our side, indeed.
Training went a lot smoother this time, for several reasons. The Vittonian was a big one. I still didn¡¯t know who she was, why she was so far from her land of birth, and in a village like this. But I was starting to have my suspicions that she was running from something. Definitely, she¡¯d been in the military before. Addressing the trainees like the drill sergeant in Full Metal Jacket, all commanding and overbearing, barking out orders so harshly that it seemed everyone was racing each other to accomplish them.
More than that, though, I was helped along by the trainees¡¯ newfound¡Worship.
Well, veneration might¡¯ve been more accurate. All of them seemed to have gained the respect Shango had hoped they would, and more. Viewing my brothers as some heaven-sent saviours, and viewing me in particular as a guardian angel. In their eyes I could do no wrong, make no errors, and lose no fight.
Apparently they¡¯d forgotten the fucking fight I lost the night before.
It was a strange feeling, and the novelty took about a minute to wear off. Then all it was was¡Suffocating.
I ignored it as best I could, focusing more tightly on the training, and finding myself pleased to see it progressing more quickly than before. Perhaps it was because I¡¯d made a start already, maybe it was the full-on battle they¡¯d finally had all gathered together. Being realistic, the Vittonian definitely didn¡¯t hurt. Regardless of what the magic balance of causes was, by the time the sky was starting to darken, and we had about an hour more until night, we¡¯d made a good leap forwards in cohesion, accuracy and resilience amongst them. Or so we thought, at least. The real test would be the next fight.
And it¡¯d be one I faced without my magic.
¡°You¡¯re nervous.¡±
I smashed my face into as neutral a shape as I could manage, then turned around. It was the Vit, of course, hanging back and eying me concerned.
¡°I¡¯m fine.¡± I lied. ¡°Just, you know, readying for the fight-¡±
¡°My name¡¯s Helena.¡± She cut in, interrupting me calmly, casually. ¡°You¡¯re Beam, I know, but I¡¯m Helena. I¡Want you to know. In case I die. In case we all die.¡± She looked away, not meeting my eye. ¡°In case I got everyone killed by not helping sooner, and just¡Remaining trapped inside myself.¡±
I had no idea what to say to that, and in my awkwardness I just stared for a few moments more. Until she turned, clearing her throat and heading off.
¡°Well, anyway, I¡¯m sorry for what it¡¯s worth. Now let¡¯s go and kill some rotters.¡±
That, at least, I could get behind. I followed after her.
Chapter 50
Shango POV: Day 52
Current Wealth: 1 silver 47 copper
Beam and the Vittonian were back well before nightfall, though part of me was panicking like Solitaire at the multi-minute delay separating them from the larger mass of our new militia.
We¡¯d all spent the day busy, even those of us who¡¯d kept checking on Beam, and my work had been in organising the biggest workforce we could muster. With our newfound cloak of awe among the villagers, it wasn¡¯t particularly difficult. Dozens upon dozens volunteered, and quite a few more were pressured into it by Tucker and our other proponents. Most, to be fair, were far from able-bodied. The elderly, the young, the sick and the weak. Most of the mere cowards had already joined up to start fighting, which meant most of the construction was done by those of less-than-optimal bodily strength.
But where we lacked quality, they made up for in quantity. Close to fifty working people was, still, close to fifty working people. It was amazing, the things we were able to get done.
Barricades were the first priority, at Solitaire¡¯s insistence, and a close second was more of our drop-down crushing weapons. We collected the logs for them while erecting our defences, thickening the planks used, this time, to give us those extra few minutes to poke holes in the enemy while they clawed through. There were advantages to working in a lumber village, and perhaps the biggest was all of the infrastructure. Between a river-powered saw, more ordinary sized handsaws for days and no less than half a dozen heavy wood axes, we had plenty to work with.
Solitaire ribbed me for my use of literal child labour, of course, but we¡¯d already repaired and reinforced from yesterday before the sun was even halfway between noon and night. Which left us time for other precautions.
A big one was Solitaire¡¯s insistence on digging up the staircase and weakening the support for its steps, removing nails and eroding beams. Another was the reinforcements he gave one of our walls, and the big box of nails he ordered readied beside a window near its top. That confused even me, but I figured he had a plan as usual, and had a few too many things to juggle for the luxury of asking.
One issue we¡¯d had last time had been the enemy closing in on barricades too quickly, Solitaire suggested we lay down nail-riddled planks pointy-side-up to slow them. Our main door was damaged beyond repair, so he proposed simply planking it over once everyone was inside. One adjustment, repair or slight improvement after another. All implemented seamlessly.
I¡¯d worked with him for years, you understand. We both knew how the other thought almost to exactence, and our skills meshed very, very well. It was like being connected to the same nervous system.
Ideas formed in his mind, observations and points of failure, and he transmitted them quickly to me. I interpreted, considered which workers we could spare to do them, and then relayed the orders further. Like an oiled machine, we changed the building around us.
Beam woke up relatively early into the process, which gave him plenty of time to do his own work on our defenders. Solitaire complained a lot about the lack of further ingredients for more explosives, but otherwise made himself useful. I just kept focused, far too close to death for any thought but self preservation to really gain traction in my mind.
Disaster struck, soon enough. Something that perhaps demonstrated our success, definitely should have reassured me, but only served to fray my nerves even further all the same. We ran out of things to do. Our defences were perfect, our preparations complete, our only remaining limitation being the simple lack of space left over in our makeshift fort.
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I saw Solitaire pacing from the corner of my eye once we¡¯d retired to the Mayor¡¯s Office- apparently our new command centre. It was just us there, alongside Beam and Argar. The Belahont Crew, we were being called. Some Crew, three friends and an indentured servant. Well, it could be worse. We could¡¯ve been ourselves immediately after arrival.
The skies were darkening, but I could still see pretty clearly outside. Maybe that was just all those carrots I had growing up, the villagers certainly seemed frightened enough, but either way the rotters weren¡¯t here yet. So it surprised me when Argar caught my attention with a low, hesitant question.
¡°Is this what you do?¡±
I looked at him, confused. It must¡¯ve shown on my face, because he kept talking to clarify.
¡°We came here, found all these people hopeless, dying and trapped. Now they¡¯re¡I don¡¯t know. Hopeful, I suppose. Is that what you do? You just¡Help people who need it?¡±
It wasn¡¯t, of course. Nobody did just that. We¡¯d come here because we needed money, to help ourselves, to keep from starving, to have some level of positive change on this world we¡¯d created and the people we¡¯d inadvertently screwed over. To make it a place we could actually live our lives out in, now that we¡¯d finally realised we were stuck here.
¡°Yes.¡± I lied. ¡°Why do you ask?¡±
He eyed me, the way I might expect a mouse to eye cheese in a trap.
¡°Just¡Most folks aren¡¯t like that.¡± He grunted, sounding more than a little impressed.
That was good. Argar was excellent in a fight, but that just meant that we¡¯d be competing with some high bidders if we wanted to keep him under us. A tie of loyalty- a tie of belief in our cause- would take time to fashion, but it would hold much better.
I barely even felt like a piece of shit as I worked on thickening it.
¡°I think they would be, given the chance.¡± I told him. ¡°I think if more people were¡Comfortable, fed, watered, warm. I think they¡¯d have more time to concern themselves with others, and the world would be a better place.¡±
He seemed to like that a lot, and believed it without question. Being fair, I hadn¡¯t been lying. I¡¯d come from a world where more people were fed, watered and warm. Things were hardly just, over there. The flickering power in so many parts of Africa, the exploitation of developing nations by others, the people still sleeping in streets¡It was all far from perfect.
But it was a better place than Redacle. I wasn¡¯t lying, just leaving a few truths unsaid. Maybe I should¡¯ve just fed the giant some bullshit, because I felt more or less the same either way.
Argar nodded, apparently thinking quite hard, now, and considering things well. That was good, the first step to persuading someone was to get them thinking. Twisting those thoughts to line up with yours was the second and last.
¡°How long do we have until it all kicks off?¡± Beam asked. Solitaire answered before I could.
¡°Nineteen hundred seconds.¡± He muttered, still pacing, hands fidgeting and twitching. He¡¯d never done well with imminent danger, far preferring the present kind.
¡°Half an hour.¡± I translated for our friend, glancing outside the window again. It was darker, I thought. But still I could see the outside well enough.
A thought occurred, then. One that almost killed me. Could we have killed the rotters during the day? Chased them down, turned their slowness against them?
I considered asking Solitaire, but decided against it. If it had been possible, letting any of my friends know now, when it was too late to do anything anyway, would be¡Cruel. And it probably hadn¡¯t been anyway, vampires were weaker by day but still hugely superhuman, and very good at picking hidey-holes that humans couldn¡¯t find.
The seconds ticked by, rolling into a minute, and then two. Those minutes, themselves, congealed like drops of water condensed against a window. Soon there were a dozen, and two dozen not long after. By then we were all done pacing, waiting and muttering, every single one of us on edge at once.
Whether Solitaire had counted right or not- and we were all certain he had, he could do so with literally no distraction at all- a few minutes from complete darkness was far too close for any sort of relaxation. Everyone was at their station, every weapon was in its wielder¡¯s hand, and every vein in the building was carrying an acidic barb of adrenaline. The fight was drawing in.
A few short minutes later, it reached us. Announcing itself with the sound of a dropping barrel, an igniting fuse, and an explosion the size of any Solitaire had made so far.
An explosion from outside, as the enemy detonated the black powder they¡¯d stolen from us a single short day ago.
Chapter 51
Solitaire POV: Day 52
Current Wealth: 1 silver 47 copper
The black powder explosion was not unanticipated. Even as it rocked my teeth, I mused on how we¡¯d all known it would come. Even as I heard the overpressure strike our outer wall, and felt the tremble run through the building, I considered how simple a person it would¡¯ve taken not to foresee it. Its deflagration left a single sensation running through my core, more intense than perhaps any emotion I¡¯d ever felt before or since.
Irritation.
What kind of moron tried to use my own weapon against me in so obvious a way? Evidently, the kind we were fighting now. And what kind of genius would fail to safeguard against such a simple tactic?
Not this one, obviously.
We¡¯d been well prepared. A barrel of our own, stationed right beside a high window on the top floor of the building, directly above the centre of its lower wall. Directly above the thinnest, most destructible part of the place. The moment the man we had assigned to it saw a fuse light, he gave the word, and we sent two more bastards over to heave the barrel up and send it careening down below.
It was filled with nails, as many as we could find and spare. Landing just behind the enemy¡¯s hastily-piled stolen gunpowder, spilling its contents out. Then the explosion came.
Black powder was a low explosive, though, not a high explosive. That meant that its shockwave didn¡¯t propagate the material¡¯s substance any faster than the actual chemical reactions themselves. It was just flames and energy jumping from one micro-scale granule to another, not a full-scale atomic event. These molecules were still small of course- small enough that anything spreading that fast between them was still an explosion- but it meant that the blast power was inherently tied to pressure. To maximise it, you had to compress the explosion in a tight area with just enough space inside to let it build itself up before release. This was why there¡¯d still been limbs left over all the times I¡¯d used it before.
Our vampire enemy hadn¡¯t known much about black powder, though. Which was why he¡¯d been so impressed with me, and why I¡¯d been confident the dumbass would just have his little minions dump the barrels against our weakest wall and light them up without even taking the same measures I had to ensure they reached peak effectiveness. The resulting blast was too weak by far to make a breach.
¡But it was more than strong enough to launch the nails we¡¯d dropped right behind the explosion.
A minute later the clawing was back at the front of our little fortress, sneering, snarling undead trying to hammer through wood using their own limbs and skulls as bludgeons.
It must be said, without pesky pain receptors to get in their way, their odds were looking better than fair. The material started yielding within two thousand seconds.
This time, there was an altogether different reaction to it. A steely, grim preparedness, and all eyes fell on the surface as it slowly continued getting whittled away. All except mine. I kept my focus on the windows, waiting for the subversion I knew was coming. In the end, I was half right. The vampire smashed himself inside through one of them, but not in the mayor¡¯s office. He emerged into the main area from one of the side rooms, announcing himself by flicking that jewelled rapier into a nearby villager and taking the man¡¯s head off as if his neck were tissue.
He¡¯d healed from yesterday, I saw, now looking as fit as an exsanguinated fiddle. The cunt. He came flying at me without an instant¡¯s hesitation, snarling as he closed in, then pausing as Beam lunged out in front of him, jumping off a bannister to land within a metre of the enemy.
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A spear came around hard, and the vampire¡¯s sword met it mid-swing. Carved wood gave in to steel, splitting open with a spray of splinters and pulp, sending my friend back a step. I was already in the fight by then, though, and already hacking low and wild with my hatchet. The vampire dodged, but barely.
Beam did the exact perfect thing, following me up with the bladed end of his spear and using it like a dagger to stab and whip, doubling the momentum and forcing the vampire farther back. I kept on swinging, aiming for the limbs I saw dragging behind our enemy as it stumbled away, and soon I even caught its hand.
It wasn¡¯t a deep cut, just a graze really. A tiny little tickle, a poke of the finger, a love tap. The vampire¡¯s severed thumb fell to the floor, and it snarled in agony like the wimpy bitch it was, clutching the wound for all of a second as its eyes practically glowed with fury.
Around that time, I sensed that continuing to fight this creature may not have been in my best interests. As always, I did some thinking, and I did it all within the span of a quarter-second.
We knew it had some game-changer, the same thing it¡¯d used on Beam last time, and it didn¡¯t take a genius to figure out it was coming. I had about an instant to act on that knowledge, and I did so by violently shouldering my friend just as the vampire¡¯s arm blurred upwards amid a flash of crimson light.
The olympian wasn¡¯t expecting the bash, and it sent him off-kilter just as I¡¯d hoped, leaving me alone in the attack¡¯s path. It washed over me, red light hitting like the dying glow of a sunset, and then I felt exactly what Beam had described.
It was crushing. A knowledge- a certainty- that I was worthless, stupid, insignificant. It crawled into my mind as a thousand grasping roots, trying desperately to choke the life away from me, digging itself into my cerebrum and crushing every scrap of hope it found.
Worthless.
Stupid.
Insignificant.
Except¡I wasn¡¯t, obviously. I was Solitaire, Bernard, I was the smartest human probably ever. I wasn¡¯t even sure my species had the cranial capacity to make something more intelligent than me. I didn¡¯t just think that, I knew it.
Worthless.
I was one of the only people preparing for when They made their move.
Stupid.
I could multiply four digit numbers in my head from age five.
Insignificant.
The entire universe was my playground, and other people weren¡¯t even provably conscious to me.
I dropped to my knees, trembling, gasping, head lowered and eyes wide in all the ways I recalled seeing on Beam. The vampire sneered, triumphant as it stepped forwards. Sword raised slowly to kill me, its wielder confident he had all the time in the world.
The hardest part was not giggling as I pulled the knife out of my boot and drove it down through his.
A scream from the vampire, a taunt from me, and I was rolling out of the weapon¡¯s way. I winced at the sound of it cleaving through the wooden floor, imagining rather vividly just how much resistance my own spine would¡¯ve offered, then I leapt to my feet and closed in just as Beam did.
I was stronger, and quicker to react. The differences were small but I¡¯d already felt their benefits in lasting this long, for a moment I let myself get confident. Even cocky.
The vampire picked a good move, this time, though. Taking the extra moment to lean down and rip the knife out, then throwing itself to one side. There was space between us just as there¡¯d been last time, in the mayor¡¯s office, but we¡¯d used our momentary advantage well. It was wounded, less mobile, possibly even mad with pain. We had a chance. I came in first to use it, retrieving my hatchet and clutching it tight.
Just in time for a new blast of red light to wash over me.
I took a single step forward before I felt its influence return, and this time it was..Different.
You¡¯re crazy.
You¡¯re dangerous.
All your friends know it.
They hate you.
They fear you.
They¡¯re planning how to get rid of you.
A chill ran down my spine, and I felt something unfamiliar, something almost alien, that hadn¡¯t struck me since I was a little boy. Panic. Cold and cruel, like an icicle ran through my guts. My weapon dropped from limp fingers as I felt my body tremble involuntarily, legs suddenly weak, hearing suddenly blank, mouth dry and heart pounding like a war drum.
I barely even noticed the vampire step forwards with its backhand, and I didn¡¯t feel the impact at all.
Chapter 52
Beam POV: Day 52
Current Wealth: 1 silver 47 copper
Solitaire¡¯s feet left the ground as he caught the vampire¡¯s blow, head jerking so violently to one side that I thought his neck was broken. He flew, for a few feet, half-turning in the air, body hitting a railing, then flipping over it as he plummeted down to the lower floor.
I heard him land as a distant, bone chilling thud.
It was just me and the vampire, now, but I didn¡¯t think about that. Couldn¡¯t think about that. There was no room in my head at all for anything besides the memory of seeing Solitaire fall, and the fury of knowing it was to an enemy I should¡¯ve killed the day before. My legs were moving before I even told them to.
The vampire seemed surprised, but he composed himself near-instantaneously, undead nerves carrying his thoughts faster than any human¡¯s. My ruined stub of a spear was easily outranged by his sword, and I knew I¡¯d be impaled before getting close enough to use it, so instead I just threw the thing at his face. It flew well, nice and aerodynamic with all the metal on it, and its bladed tip barely missed the vampire as it hastily sidestepped.
A single moment¡¯s reprieve came, with that distraction, and I used it to finish my charge. Getting inside my enemy¡¯s weapon range, seizing their sword-arm and freeing a dagger from my own belt. I thrust it for the vampire¡¯s eye, hoping to run its brain through with one stab.
No such luck, of course. The bastard moved last second, and I felt my knife thud into his cheek instead. Painful for sure, going by the snarl of pain he let out, but not deadly. The vampire backed off and shoved me at once, forcing space between us as I was thrown back against the railing, almost toppling over myself. Almost, but not quite, because I still held the monster¡¯s sword, and the vampire didn¡¯t seem eager to let it go.
A really stupid idea flitted across my mind as the creature held me steady with its grip on the weapon, and I threw myself back across the railing, planted my boots on its opposite side and kicked off. The vampire sensed itself about to be dragged back to fall some twenty feet, and instinctually let go, freeing me and giving up its weapon.
For all the effectiveness of my plan, it had only one minor flaw. I was now falling twenty feet myself. I winced, bracing myself for impact and slapping the ground hard to break it as best I could. Such a move worked fine when you were on the receiving end of a judo throw, not so much when you fell halfway down the height of a building. The wind was knocked completely out of my lungs, and probably my bloodstream too for that matter, and for a moment I just lay back gasping in forced breaths as my organs spasmed and trying to recover.
Then I caught movement ahead and above me, the vampire¡¯s. Its foot was definitely still hurt, I could see that by the lurching way it came to the railing and leapt over it. The thing¡¯s body was no more fragile than before, however.
It dropped down the full height as if it were simply stepping down two steps on a staircase, landing with a fractional bend of its knees, joints absorbing the impact with no sign of strain. I hadn¡¯t even finished fighting back the urge to hurl when it started closing in, panicked villagers standing back and staring. I couldn¡¯t blame them, fighting rotters from behind a barricade was one thing, but this monster was something else. And it was completely unimpeded by our defences.
Unimpeded by our defences, but not by Argar. He came out of nowhere, charging in like a bull, thick legs powering his body ahead like pistons, broad arms swinging his hammer around like an executioner¡¯s axe. The vampire whipped its head back, hissing like an animal as the blow missed, then trying to close in and grab him. Argar was a step ahead though, bringing a knee up into the enemy¡¯s guts as it closed, actually managing to fold it over.
The moment of stunned gasping, while it recovered from the blow, was all the time he needed. His hammer came down so hard on the vampire¡¯s head that the weapon broke.
No, no it didn¡¯t just break. The handle held, it was the iron fucking head that snapped apart, cast metal turning to shrapnel beneath its wielder¡¯s strength. The blow drove our enemy down, face-first into the ground hard enough to split a plank in half and bury its skull like a vegetable. Argar was a perfectionist, though, and he didn¡¯t stop there. He took the handle in both hands, broke it easily over his knee, then hefted a jagged piece up high to impale the fallen monster.
One lucky shot was about as much as could be expected, though. The vampire rolled out from under him, a stupid, telegraphed, sluggish move that would¡¯ve gotten it killed in a fair fight. It worked, nonetheless, for the vicious speed it was able to use in doing so, and sprang to its feet like a panther. A punch caught Argar¡¯s face, sending him reeling, and then another caught his body. Right where the sword had bitten before. That one had the giant fully folded over, coughing and groaning, right into the path of the haymaker that laid him out clean and unconscious.
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It all happened fast, and while I was still forcing myself up. It all happened right before my eyes. It all happened while I was helpless, slow, weak, stupid and simple. Without the bolstered stats that had let Solitaire last so much longer, without even the magic weapons I¡¯d just barely learned to rely on. My mind frayed with the intensity of my fury, and the adrenaline poisoning my veins came more from the rage than the pain or fear. It was just the electric boost my muscles needed to force me up, and I surged on with the knife clutched and ready.
But the vampire turned, fast as ever, and knowing now to be cautious of the handful among us whose abilities were beyond a baseline human. I stopped dead in my tracks as the familiar, wretched crimson light engulfed me, starting my slow, pitiful descent to my knees.
You¡¯re dull.
I was, and I¡¯d always known it. Solitaire and Shango would have both been smarter than three of me by themselves.
You¡¯re weak.
How could I argue? With all the potential I¡¯d had, how could I stand next to world-class athletes and not even put in half their effort? I wasn¡¯t even a shadow of what I should¡¯ve been. Wasn¡¯t even a shadow of what others would have been.
You¡¯re a coward.
And there was the final point of it, the crux. I was a fucking coward. Too cowardly to stave off this stupid, biting insecurity being magically thrown on me. Too cowardly to push back against Solitaire and Shango as they insisted on making everything all dark and twisted in the world I loved to build so much. Too cowardly to even get up and fight for my fallen friend. Better to die now than keep living as the wretch I was.
A coward, as I thought.
It was hard, in the heat of the moment, to separate the voice I heard whispering against my mind from my very own thoughts. I just about managed it. It wasn¡¯t me thinking that, not even under the vampire¡¯s influence, it was a presence I recognised well. The presence, the one I¡¯d spent the better part of a day wrangling hints from, the one I¡¯d had everything special about me snidely axed away as punishment for displeasing. It was speaking again, finally¡.And it was choosing to mock me rather than offer any help.
The injustice of it all made my eyes water, but with rage rather than panic. Coward? I wasn¡¯t the one hiding in someone else¡¯s fucking head, I wasn¡¯t the one throwing a wave of bodies at illiterate peasants just to win even more. I started standing, faster now, and the presence returned.
Are you hoping to impress me with a second wind?
I ignored it.
Are you planning to die like a man?
I ignored it.
Do you really want this to be your end?
I ignored it, and then it said something else. Differently, questioning, now, as I took my first step to the vampire and the vampire took its first towards me.
Have you truly steeled yourself?
That one cut right to the centre of me, and I wasn¡¯t even sure if I had. The red light returned, then, washing over. And I felt all the old doubts.
But what was doubt? My best friends were some of the most intelligent people alive, you can¡¯t grow up next to people like that without doubt. My rivals were the strongest, fastest on earth, and I¡¯d still won.
And whether I had doubts or not, Solitaire was still bleeding and unconscious. That was the end of it all, no matter what, my friend was hurt or dead and it¡¯d been my fault. I couldn¡¯t save him, but I¡¯d make sure he didn¡¯t go to the grave without company. I lunged.
Muscles rebelled as the light tried to disable them, but I ignored them. My bones felt like jelly, and I forced them hard, my mind was slow, doubtful, hesitant. I pushed it to one side. Relying on my gut, instead, like I always had. And then I was taking my second step forward.
The vampire looked surprised, but I didn¡¯t feel it. I just felt tired of waiting. My body responded again, more quickly now, with a third step, then a forth. I came up to stand just beside one of our barricades as I closed in. Then the presence returned.
One last chance. It told me, and it needn¡¯t have even bothered. Whether I was going to be given my powers back or not, I¡¯d have lunged on this fucking monster and bitten chunks off like Solitaire if I had to.
But the magic certainly helped. I felt the tugging instantly as I moved past the barricade, and I reached out to touch it without thinking. It was all safety, all security. All defence. I felt the intent behind its craftsmanship, the skill behind its structure, the anticipation as it awaited a test against rotting flesh and snarling jaws. I took that purpose, and I drew it into myself. It congealed inside me like milk turning to butter, thickening, hardening. Gaining substance. And I shaped that substance with a thought.
My fifth step came, and I was wearing a helmet. My sixth extended it into a gorget and shoulder pads, then a breastplate and gauntlets. By the time the silvery, sleek energies covering me had finally reached my feet, I was within three paces of the vampire, and watching as the creature backed off uncertainly. I followed after like a hungry predator, pausing only to reach down and graze the wooden floor with my fingertips.
Wood, old reliable. The first material mankind made anything at all from. Flexible, hard, sharp. It formed a spear in my hands, an oddly thick one, robust and deadly.
I saw pure panic on my enemy¡¯s face, even as the new weapon crackled and glowed a dull orange. Because there was another aspect to wood, too, that I hadn¡¯t even considered before I wrapped it into a weapon.
It was what you drove through a vampire¡¯s heart to kill him for good.
Chapter 53
Shango POV: Day 52
Current Wealth: 1 silver 47 copper
I¡¯d like to say I felt hope when Beam strode towards the vampire, standing tall and strong with magical plate armour covering every inch of him. But I felt nothing. Nothing but concern for our fallen friend, who, by then, had stopped convulsing and grown rather still as he lay back, head gushing, eyes flitting, lips moving in silent, mumbled curses. I knelt besides Solitaire, hands hovering uselessly apart from him, throat tight. I needed to think. Always, I needed to think, and thought was never so important as in a situation bad enough to make it difficult.
Reluctantly, I forced my simpler impulses back, beating them away from the front of my mind like invading rotters, and considered the situation. I turned to Beam, turned to the vampire, examined them both.
[Appraisal]
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Class: Warrior
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Level: 4
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Condition: Worn
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Modifiers: Strength +1, Speed +1, Toughness +2
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Statistics: Strength 15, Speed 15(12), Dexterity 4, Stamina -, Toughness 16, Alertness 14, Charisma 6, Intelligence 4
The creature wasn¡¯t more deadly than it had been, at least, but that wasn¡¯t saying much. I flitted my eyes to Beam¡¯s, quietly hopeful. As it turned out, I was right to be. He¡¯d finally managed to spent those points.
[Appraisal]
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Class: Dragonknight
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Level: 10
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Condition: Fine
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Modifiers: +2 Strength, +2 Speed, +2 Toughness, +2 Alertness
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Statistics: Strength 11, Speed 10, Dexterity 8, Stamina 9, Toughness 10, Alertness 10, Charisma 6, Intelligence 5
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Inventory: Jeans, flannel shirt, spear
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Class Abilities: Beloved II
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Current Experience Points: 10/400
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Unspent Skillpoints: 0
Not close, not close at all. I wasn¡¯t sure Beam would¡¯ve won with a two or one advantage, even with most of his improvement being to Speed he was barely equal with the foot-dragging vampire after Solitaire had opened a hole in its heel. On a statistical level alone, he was a toddler against a pitbull.
Which meant that everything hinged on that armour of his. I forced my eyes to remain on the battle, even as instinct told me to wince away.
Beam wasn¡¯t much slower anymore, and his new gear didn¡¯t seem to weigh him down at all, but his enemy¡¯s reaction time was no less superhuman. The vampire danced back with all the easy grace I recalled describing myself, moving so instantly and preemptively that it seemed to be living a full second in the future from the rest of us. Beam chased it, of course, but he wasn¡¯t getting anywhere near the bastard. All the world¡¯s training couldn¡¯t make up for that difference in speed.
Further ahead I caught the main barricade- the one keeping the rotters from crawling inside- straining further. How long did we have until it broke? I glanced at Solitaire. He could¡¯ve estimated, I knew, and probably gotten within ten percent of the answer. But he was unconscious because I couldn¡¯t so much as contribute to a serious fight even now. I bit the annoyance back, compartmentalised, focused.
Argar was standing, and Helena was moving, both reaching me almost at once. The Vittonian knelt down, placing her hands on Solitaire.
¡°I have battlefield training in medicine.¡± She snapped. ¡°You go, help others, leave him to me.¡± I paused, and her eyes hardened like iron cooling in a cast. ¡°Go!¡±
Swallowing, I did. Standing, raising a spear from the ground and reluctantly turning towards Beam¡¯s fight. It was going no better than before, his weapon still as far from the enemy¡¯s flitting feet as ever.
Except¡The vampire seemed to be making fairly regular stepping motions, and it was moving in quite a consistent path. I weighed my options for a moment, then sighed, cocked my arm back and threw my spear like a javelin.
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It wasn¡¯t a good throw, even with my newfound magical strength. I might¡¯ve hit the vampire directly only to watch the weapon bounce off with barely a cut to even prove it had landed. But I didn¡¯t aim for the vampire, I aimed for that magic spot between its knees, where one leg moved into and the other out of.
The shaft of the spear caught its front leg in the backstep, delaying it and staggering the vampire for an instant as its balance broke. One instant, and no more. But an instant was just barely time enough for Beam to run his new glowing-orange spear through the thing¡¯s shoulder.
A scream cut through the air, satisfying as anything I¡¯d ever heard, and Argar was interrupting it a few moments later with the mother of all shoulder-charges. Four hundred pounds of muscle and flab crunched into the vampire with more speed than most men could manage, actually throwing it to the ground in its unbalanced state, and Beam moved in quickly to press the attack.
My eyes were snapped across, falling back on our front barrier, which was now sporting no small number of gaps and crevices where the wood was finally starting to give in entirely. All our defenders had already had the sense to back off, thankfully, putting themselves behind the secondary barriers, now well practised in our brand of collapsing defence. The sight was still a fearsome one. How long had the wall held? Less than an hour, I thought. And we still had a vampire in our midst.
I couldn¡¯t help with that, not really, so instead I took to the barricades and readied myself to fight shoulder-to-shoulder with the other¡With the other weaklings.
The door held, though, and the noise behind me only grew. I trembled, snarled, then turned and raced into the fight. This was the one that mattered, this was the one that gave us a chance. Kill the vampire and we¡¯d kill them all- make it bleed enough and maybe the defenders could even close in to help.
My legs trembled, even while I used them to run, but I pushed the sensation aside along with everything else that might hinder me. I couldn¡¯t afford anything at all in my head now, except thought.
Beam was holding his own, still, and Argar seemed to have fallen into a role of support. The vampire was keeping back, fighting from afar, wielding some giant piece of timber that looked to weigh about a quarter as much as me. Wielding it one-handed, of course, the fucking monster. I arrived just in time to see a particularly clean connection send Beam flying fully off his feet and half-flipping in the air before he crashed down hard a few metres away. Then I was in the thick of it.
My spear was in my hands, and I didn¡¯t have many better ideas than a thrust, so I tried one. It was uneven and clumsy, stabbing for the vampire¡¯s face from sidelong, just out of sight. The creature still dodged it, looking more offended than worried. A hand raised, red light grew, then Argar¡¯s own weapon- a piece of timber almost as big as the vampire¡¯s- dropped towards it and forced the enemy¡¯s limb back into its body for protection. I tried to circle our foe, to attack from a blindspot again, but it took the opportunity to circle even better. Positioning me between Argar, and forcing the fight into a one on one before I could even react.
I raised my spear and felt it snap as my block successfully caught the enemy¡¯s blow, then unsuccessfully stopped it. Over fifteen kilos of wood glanced off my thigh, not a direct hit, not even close. Most of the energy was spent as it hit the ground below, snapping floorboards.
The muscle still went dead, though, all the way to my knee. Numbed into insensibility by the impact. I lurched back to avoid the followup swing, which came faster than I would¡¯ve thought possible, and it whipped by my face so rapidly that it felt like I¡¯d just been missed by an archer.
Argar barged me aside, actually knocking me off my feet entirely with how violently he shoved me. I looked up to see his club bouncing off the vampire¡¯s head, evidently they¡¯d been just as surprised as me, but the creature recovered quickly enough. A shove threw Argar back, and I saw blood oozing down his side where he¡¯d been stabbed. The wound, it seemed, was reopened. Beam barrelled into the undead before anything more could come of it.
The two of them were a whirlwind of flying limbs, Beam¡¯s armour and weapon trailing streaks of light, the vampire¡¯s trailing nothing but an afterimage as my sluggish eyes tried and failed to follow. Two blows caught my friend, cracking, then buckling his armour. He answered with a stab that slipped past the vampire¡¯s head, then surprised it by releasing his spear and elbowing the thing across the face. Its nose bled, that much was something at least, but the blow barely even fazed it. A thrusting slap to the chest sent Beam sliding backwards a foot, then a following kick threw him down again.
I hadn¡¯t actually noticed myself moving, certainly not drawing my knife, but I noticed it stabbing into the vampire¡¯s exposed shoulder. Again, I seemed to surprise the monster more than anything. This time there was a fury behind the expression which chilled my blood.
I threw a wild punch, hoping to surprise it again. Instead my fist was caught, then squeezed. I might¡¯ve gotten it caught in some vice, for all the pain, and the agony had me on my knees in an instant. Writhing and moaning, unable to even bring my blade around as my muscles spasmed. I could feel the bones creaking beneath my skin, a fascinating sensation, and a horrifying one. I found myself counting down the seconds until one of them gave. The sound of a barricade cracking open caught my ears distantly, and the terrified screams of our defenders rang out. Then boots hit the ground hard.
Helena¡¯s spear didn¡¯t hit the vampire, but it forced it back, and she turned the opening stab into a followup faster than any amateur could manage. She kept it at bay for an entire four moves before her weapon was wrenched from her grip, and an elbow cracked against her head. She dropped instantly, and didn¡¯t move again. Without Argar¡¯s resilience, there was no wonder.
But her move had bought us long enough. Beam rose in the corner of my vision, and I turned to him as I scrambled back. Saw him standing tall, back straight, armour still glowing. Something new in his hand. The rapier our vampire friend had attacked with. Beam¡¯s fingers ran along the steel blade, dragging light across it, and the light started coalescing. First it was thick, then long, then thinning and sharpening down, its base spreading out, its tip thinning further.
By the time I realised what it was, his sword was already fully formed. A perfect olympic sabre, long, barely curved and wicked-sharp. He squatted down in the stance I¡¯d seen him take a hundred times before, legs springy beneath him, eyes focused ahead.
¡°En garde.¡± He whispered. The vampire came at him without another word.
Chapter 54
Beam POV: Day 52
Current Wealth: 1 silver 47 copper
There was a sword in my hand, and the entire world suddenly made sense. I had everything I needed, really, to make sense of it. An enemy in front, friends behind, a problem to ignore and a co-writer to help. The rotters had gotten through one barricade, they¡¯d soon be on the others. That was fine. Shango would handle that. And I¡¯d handle the undead that was already behind them.
It was close to being handled already, backing away from me now, nervous. Did it know what was coming? Did it sense the danger in the air?
Good. Hopefully that would make it more alert, and I hadn¡¯t had a half-decent practice bout in months. I closed in, coming in like an east wind, and the vampire tried to cut me off. It was lightning quick to react, and adjusted well to its mangled foot, but the sword was heavy as a whisper in my hand, and I managed it as easily as I might my own fingers. The arcane blade twisted lengthwise, rolling the vampire¡¯s improvised weapon aside, then jerking down to cut across its wrist.
On a human I¡¯d have lanced through the tendons and veins of that arm, had its weapon dropping from limp digits, racing a spray of blood to the ground. The vampire was made of sturdier stuff, and its canvas-tough skin and flesh got in the way of everything important. I still gave it a fright though. My enemy backed up, and I closed in even faster than before.
My first swing was a feint, and my second. My third never even came, and my fourth was pivoted about a perfectly angled elbow to send it high where I¡¯d previously gone low. The vampire was still feeling its foot wound, terrified and cautious of taking another, and it bought the bait perfectly. My weapon¡¯s magical edge caught it across the face, opening skin, splitting open a cheekbone and sending it against a wall. It was ducking to the side before I could impale it, but I just dragged the weapon free in such a way as to blind it with a buckshot of splinters. My shoulder caught its chest hard, giving it pause, and my next swing ate into the thigh.
My body wasn¡¯t moving, not really, it was being moved. Being ordered around by the sword it held, carefully advised by the instincts sheltered in my gut, marching up and down, pivoting and saluting. A good soldier, trained and tested. And more than a match, by far, for the terrified undead it now faced. The vampire took one final look at me before turning, sprinting away and disappearing as it scaled a wall with all the grace of a frightened cat. I felt a grin sprouting, but didn¡¯t let it stay long. I wouldn¡¯t be watching an enemy flee just to come back and stab us from behind.
In the span of a thought I was holding a javeling, rather than a sword, and my throw was aimed perfectly. Luck, more than skill, saw the glowing tip catch vampiric flesh right between the shoulders, but we took what we could get. The impact threw the enemy off-balance just as it leapt to reach a window, sending it to smash hard against the wooden frame and bounce. I closed fast, conjuring a new weapon, reaching the undead just as it climbed to its feet.
This time, I swung a machete down. Big and top-heavy, unwieldy. A cleaving weapon, made to take off limbs and hack through thick vines. The vampire was no more fragile than before, but with all my new strength and the supernatural force behind my attack, it wasn¡¯t so hard to open up an artery and leave the oily blood squirting free.
Four more hits, that was all I needed to leave the vampire down a head. It bounced as it fell, trailing blood where it rolled along the floor, body twitching slightly beside it. In moments, the entire thing had burned away to ash.
I let myself smile, then, and turned eagerly to see the undead crumbling apart with their creator¡¯s death. But none did. The barricades were shivering, not still, and manned by defenders more panicked than ever.
They were under attack, now, of course. Apparently the vampire had been a rare necromancer able to make summons that lived on past themselves. Our initial traps were expended, and all the secondary defences we¡¯d set up in the knowledge that our primary wall would succumb eventually. It was Shango who gave me my most critical advice.
¡°The windows!¡± He roared. ¡°Go and guard the windows, they¡¯ll be trying to scale them!¡±
I blanked for a second, confused, unresponsive. Then realised what he meant. The rotters had shown us already they could close in through the higher floors yesterday. We¡¯d barricaded them today, as well, but we didn¡¯t have nearly as much weight around them as we did the main door. How could we? Our enemy would be past soon.
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They could even be past now.
Without another instant¡¯s pause I hurried up the stairs, throwing myself as fast as I could manage. Running in my armour felt strange. Its depth was present, millimetres less clearance on every side than I was used to, my effective volume increased by a fairly noticeable fraction. Such a change felt like it should be accompanied by an increase in mass, even if it¡¯d all been tin I¡¯d have felt something. But I didn¡¯t. I wasn¡¯t even certain whatever my weapons, and now armour, were made from even had mass at all.
I might as well have been wearing air.
It led to an actually quite interesting feeling of bulk and presence without substance, and tricked my body into clipping a corner or grazing a wall with every substantial turn I made. I¡¯d need to practise to get used to it, I decided. But that was for later. Now all I had the time for was agonising over the loss of precious milliseconds with each collision.
The first room I checked was free entirely of rotters, and its barricades were fine. Remaining where they were, as inanimate objects tended to do, boards stuck nailed about the thin shutters below without a hint of strain, damage or impact. I took it all in within half a second before moving on to the next.
A similar story played out with the next two, and it was the fourth where things went wrong. Went urgent. The barricade was being assailed, and already it was starting to yield. It took a while to build anything particularly thick, with this village¡¯s technology, Solitaire had been forced to cut corners in having our second-floor weak points sealed over. Despite the small size, I couldn¡¯t imagine this point would last for much longer.
But it would last, which meant I had to turn my focus back to others. I carried on, finding two other barricades being beaten and broken down from beyond, and made my way out into the main hall, calling down to the others from atop the railing.
¡°We need men up here!¡± I roared. ¡°Three barricades are falling, send me four men!¡±
I could manage one by myself, but I still recalled the struggle we¡¯d had in keeping rotters back from the window in our last-refuge. Two villagers per window was the minimum ratio to be sure of keeping them at bay, as I saw it. And even that felt like it may be insufficient. Better three, better five. Better we all just huddle up in the office again-
But no. We needed to bleed the enemy as much as we could manage first, like we had the other day. They were coming from multiple paths, now, and the door that had kept our command centre secure had already been weakened the day before. Our hackneyed repair works were far from perfect, there was every chance it would fail. If it did, and the rotters were still counted in the hundreds, we would all be killed. I saw men making their way up the stairs to join me, and I hurried to one of the windows without waiting on them.
The barriers did break. They broke high, they broke low. Some went slowly, eroded like boulders being struck by the tides, and others perished all at once in a sudden, wrenching explosion of splinters and critical strain. But all went eventually, and we were all left to kill.
We did kill, too. We killed well.
I opened up heads with my sword, hacking, slashing away like I was making my way through jungle thicket. Putrid blood stained the floor and walls around me, spraying to cling against my armour and harden into rotten crust. I took off limbs, with some swings, split open skulls to expose ruined brain matter with others. And the rotters kept coming, My arms grew tired, so I changed posture and favoured different muscles. When those ones reached their limit, I switched back. There was no end to the enemy, and there felt like there was no end to my killing either. The world was made out of savage corpses, and I was standing alone among them. Fine. That just meant I didn¡¯t need to worry about clipping any allies as I swung.
There was no telling how long it all took, or how many body parts I mangled to bits before it was over. All I knew was that one moment I was splitting something nearly in half, and the next my focus was being snatched back by a sudden, frantic cry.
¡°We¡¯re on the last barricade, get ready to retreat!¡±
It was Shango, and had it not been I might¡¯ve ignored the voice entirely in my frenzy. Instead he was just about able to pierce the fog and snatch my attention. I noted the warning, then got back to killing until the second came.
Except it didn¡¯t.
¡°They¡¯re retreating, they¡¯re all retreating now!¡±
For a moment I didn¡¯t quite register the words, and then I saw their truth myself. Exploding into the main section, I saw our killbox was just as clogged with bodies as last time, and our defenders just as exhausted. But they weren¡¯t pulling back this time. The rotters had their backs to us, turning and fleeing from the room, heading for the door with just as much haste as they had in battering towards us mere moments prior. I was stunned, immobile, just stood where I was and stared at it all.
Shango, though, was a bit quicker-witted. It was his booming voice I heard cut through the air a third time.
¡°After them!¡± He roared. ¡°Get them while they¡¯re running, whittle their numbers away even more.¡±
I was moving physically before I did mentally, but the realisation came soon enough. This was our chance to cripple their numbers even more, and it would be stupid to give it up. I fell on them with my sword and armour both screaming at me to act.
It was a lot easier, I found, to kill the enemy when it was just trying to retreat.
Chapter 55
Solitaire POV: Day 52
Current Wealth: 1 silver 47 copper
Apparently I¡¯d been concussed. I didn¡¯t need telling, I¡¯d been concussed before, but it was nice to have confirmation at least. Were I a normal person, who didn¡¯t have the cognisance to connect a splitting headache with hours of unremembered consciousness into a bridge leading me onto the obvious conclusion, I might¡¯ve actually benefited from the knowledge. As things were, I¡¯m afraid all it did was give the Vittonian woman an excuse to show off.
It was all I could do not to call her a cunt. Even in my adled state, I remembered hers as one of the particularly pro-suicide faces from our first arrival. Would anybody notice if I headbutted her?
A rhetorical question, of course, randomly slamming my skull into her face was completely unthinkable. That would only worsen my headache even more. Instead I just groaned, told her to leave me alone, and lay in my shitty, improvised hammock waiting for my vision to clear up.
Shango was with me before it did, kneeling down and eying me, concerned. I responded to that in much the same way I¡¯d always learned to from my dear mother.
¡°Fuck off.¡± I spat. He seemed relieved, not annoyed, which told me that he¡¯d only come over to see how lucid I was. Must¡¯ve been hit harder than I thought, because I could smell the daylight in the air.
¡°How are you?¡± Shango¡¯s voice was cold as the grave, and as severe as something my brain was in no fit state to think of after being used in a game of cranial pinball. I resisted the temptation to answer with another groan, forcing myself into as much articulation and clarity as I could manage.
¡°Doing better.¡± I replied. ¡°Obviously. I¡¯ll be okay in a few days, not the first hit to the head I¡¯ve taken.¡±
I did wonder, sometimes, whether I¡¯d be less paranoid if I hadn¡¯t spent so long collecting head injuries. Perhaps I¡¯d just be even smarter. Now that was a disturbing thought.
I blinked. Maybe a lot smarter, my head was still ringing, my thoughts were¡Not slow. Scattered, bouncing everywhere so irregularly that even their usual speed was rendered pointless by the sheer chaos of it all. Spalling inside a tank.
¡°We won, then?¡± I asked, eying Shango, silently daring him to reply in the negative. He didn¡¯t.
¡°We won.¡± My friend confirmed. ¡°And¡Things are complicated.¡± He winced, sighed, continued. ¡°The villagers are gathering up, discussing things, they¡I think they suspect we¡¯re going to leave soon, even though you¡¯re still bleeding everywhere and dying.¡±
And Shango shouldn¡¯t have cared what they thought, particularly when he could simply assure them otherwise like he always did. Which meant¡
¡°So we are going.¡± I noted, not feeling any particular spasm of conscience at the thought. I saw much the opposite on Shango¡¯s face, his features churning with self-doubt and guilt.
¡°We have to. And we have no reason not to, the remaining rotters will just have to be their problem if they return. We stayed, we fought¡We almost died. All of us have grown stronger now, even stronger than before after last night, and¡We need our money.¡±
His tone, upon saying the last of it, told me what this was really about. I made my way across the room to confirm, glancing out the window, eying the ragged buildings and splintered wood. How much of the village¡¯s timber stockpiles were now nailed against doorways and floors as barricades?
¡°They need the money.¡± I observed, pointlessly. ¡°All the money they can get. So you¡¯re feeling torn about asking for what was agreed on as our payment.¡±
I didn¡¯t need to turn back around to see Shango¡¯s face, I could hear it in his voice. Vocal chords constricting so sharply that it made my retinas twitch.
¡°Aren¡¯t you?¡± He asked. I considered the question. Was I?
Not really, no. I¡¯d be lying if I said I hated these people, I really didn¡¯t. Perhaps I might have if I¡¯d asked them about any of the things that modern people took for granted, women¡¯s rights, the immorality of randomly lynching foreigners during a drought, etc. But so far¡None of them had actually done anything to draw my ire. They¡¯d been pleasant, accommodating, even, after the first night.
What motivated me was pragmatics, pure and simple. We needed the money, and we¡¯d do more good with it than them. So we should have it.
I was aware it was the very sort of justification most bad people told themselves, as was the counter of it being fine for me due to my knowing I was right. That¡¯s the issue with empathy, I suppose. It makes it all too apparent that everyone else thinks they¡¯re the hero too.
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So, in the end, it came down to whose judgement I trusted most. And that was mine. It would always be mine, Leonardo Davinci could¡¯ve risen from the dead and it¡¯d still be me. There was simply no-one cleverer.
I answered.
¡°It¡¯s not a matter of how I¡¯m feeling.¡± I told Shango. ¡°My feelings, your feelings, are too small to bother considering here. We¡¯re individuals, we can help lots more individuals. If your guilt stops you from doing that then it needs to be ignored.¡±
My friend stiffened, and I saw him considering the matter. Shango had always been excellent at reigning in his emotions, it was something he took no small amount of pride in. And it meant that there were few better ways to manipulate him than by framing a matter into the stark terms of impulse versus cognition.
Still, I wasn¡¯t sure this was a pill he¡¯d swallow. He took his time in considering the matter.
¡°There¡¯s a reputation to be gained by not asking for much.¡± Shango countered, irritatingly correct. ¡°If we want to make a splash in this world, it won¡¯t hurt to be known as good people. Heroes even.¡±
It was a point scored, and I acknowledged it.
¡°We do still need more than a little, though, I want proper gear, more recruits. Argar on his own is good, but he¡¯s not a company, let alone an army.¡±
Shango grinned at that. The annoying, bright grin of him knowing something I didn¡¯t .
¡°What am I missing?¡± I sighed, and he launched into his explanation with a relish I very much doubted he¡¯d have managed to hide, even if he¡¯d wanted to.
¡°The Vittonian woman, Helena, remember her?¡±
I did, cloudy as my wits still were.
¡°The cunt, what of her?¡±
Shango breezed past the words chirpily.
¡°She wants to join up.¡±
That did surprise me, and I considered why it might be. Then decided I didn¡¯t care.
¡°So that¡¯s two, then. Still not ideal.¡±
¡°Two who are both, apparently, over level ten. It¡¯s a start. No matter what kind of payout we get, we¡¯ll be leaving here with two new subordinates, both of which could give Beam a run for his money. Or at least could have, before. Don¡¯t tell me you don¡¯t see that as enough of a win..¡±
It was hard not to, even I had to admit. But complacency got people killed, and I hadn¡¯t spent years avoiding chemical-laced tap water just to behave like government cattle anyway.
¡°It could be more of a win.¡± I noted. Shango eyed me, seriously.
¡°These people need hope, Solitaire. They need someone to give it to them, and someone they can think will make it realistic. Tell me I¡¯m wrong. Tell me we shouldn¡¯t be those people.¡±
I couldn¡¯t, and didn¡¯t. Redaclans were animals, ape people, morons, savage creatures. The only way they could be expected to be moral- the only way humans, period, could be expected to be moral- was if something forced their hand. I swallowed, and nodded.
¡°Alright then.¡±
Shango sighed in relief, and I guessed the exhalation was venting out about half a dozen more pre-prepared arguments. He turned, heading for the door. ¡°Beam is outside, training a few of the villagers one last time in case the rottters come back. I¡Think there¡¯s a good chance some of them will accompany us and join up, too. Ideally you can go and persuade them to do so?¡±
¡°Consider it done.¡± I agreed, heading off for just that task.
Beam wasn¡¯t so much as training them, as it happened, more playing with his new sword. Apparently the vampire hadn¡¯t come back for his rapier, because it now sat in my friend¡¯s hand, whipping around fast enough to look like a streak of sunlight, smacking clubs and spears aside. Beam¡¯s movements were patently ridiculous, now, and it was only upon seeing them that I realised we¡¯d gained a new pile of experience. I turned my mind inwards, feeling for a new power in my core. It was there, just as I¡¯d thought.
Strength, I decided, would be my best choice. I wanted my future sucker-punches to count more. And realising I still had a scrap of power left over, I put some more into Toughness. It¡¯d been a mistake to leave my spread so concentrated, and the more actual fights we got in, the more I realised it. Treating every conflict as something to run away from was just inviting defeat. It was risky to prepare for battle, but with luck it¡¯d be rewarding enough to compensate.
A cudgel was slapped out of a weak grip, and Beam shouldered the former wielder. It was a big man, almost as big as Shango, but weight didn¡¯t do much to keep his feet on the ground. He landed easily a yard back.
Strong, even for Beam. It was actually sort of scary how powerful he¡¯d gotten. Sure, maybe tossing men around like that wasn¡¯t much compared to your average comic book character, but it hit different to see demonstrated in person. It actually made me excited to grow stronger, not just for the security, but¡To see what we could do next.
¡°Having fun?¡± I called out, grinning as Beam glanced my way, and left an opening for a small man with a club. The swing came fast, but he somehow evaded anyway, twisting aside at the last moment and replying with a shove. A groan came out from his victim as the man landed and rolled, glaring up at Beam for an instant, then sighing.
¡°It¡¯s no use.¡± He groaned. ¡°We can¡¯t beat you, m¡¯lord.¡±
Every cell in my body, upon hearing the aristocratic honorific, urged me to not only correct the man, but follow through by beheading the nearest king and seizing his city¡¯s means of production. I resisted the urge, forcing myself instead to consider the term through a purely utilitarian lens.
As much as I hated to admit it, nobility might be the best way for us to actually get shit done in this land. Actually earning ourselves a title in truth, on the other hand, was a different matter altogether.
I spoke before Beam could correct the man¡¯s mistake.
¡°Shango sent me.¡± I cut in. ¡°We¡¯ll be setting off soon, so¡¡± I eyed the group, making a show of pity. ¡°I¡¯m afraid you won¡¯t be able to train this lot for much longer.¡±
Disappointment flashed across a dozen faces, but resignation was tightly woven within it.
¡°We understand.¡± One of the men sighed. Did he? Fuck, he did. Oddly conscientious.
I forced my surprise to remain hidden, plastering a grave look across my face.
¡°I wish we could do more, really, but¡There are other people who need our help, other fights that need winning. I¡¯m sorry.¡±
Sometimes subtlety backfired, particularly with the incredibly stupid. If you dropped a hint so insubstantial and easily missed that it went entirely unnoticed even by its intended recipient, then it wasn¡¯t much good for anything. This one found its mark, though.
I saw the gears turning behind men¡¯s eyes, and just as I started walking away, I caught the sound of questioning on the air.
¡°Lord Beam, uh, forgive my asking, but¡We¡¯ve heard you recruited Helena¡¡±
A smile found my features. Altruism did have its rewards, particularly when you were nice and obvious about it.
Chapter 56
Shango POV: Day 52
Current Wealth: 1 silver 47 copper
Solitaire was hiding something, and it was eating him up inside. The fact that I¡¯d even noticed the former fact was proof of the latter, most of the time if he wanted something kept to himself, it¡¯d stay tucked away in his head. Not when we¡¯d spoken last. He was off, disconcerted, unbalanced. That concerned me. In the normal way, of course, I didn¡¯t like my friends being upset any more than the next guy, but also in a more¡Pragmatic way.
If Solitaire cracked, I had no doubt he¡¯d kill a lot of people. It was a curious thing to know about one of your best friends, but I suppose I¡¯d never really had a chance at normal relationships given who I was. Still, it was all a matter for later. I was approaching the major mass of the villagers now, Tucker, a few of the other leaders, and a dozen or so seniors from among them. All awaiting my declaration.
Perhaps I¡¯d have been nervous, if addressing similarly sized crowds of people a million times more influential hadn¡¯t been drilled into me since puberty. No, that wasn¡¯t all. Something about Redaclans in general kept them from reaching me with their eyes. It felt almost like giving an assembly to¡.Children. There was really no other way to describe it. The sheer difference in knowledge and skills, the fact that we¡¯d created them¡How did you look at people like that as an equal?
Not a pleasant thought, but I stifled it.
¡°You¡¯ve all probably guessed this already, but my brothers and I are going to depart soon.¡± I declared, keeping my voice strong rather than loud. They¡¯d all hear me from this distance anyway, I knew, and the illusion of courage and confidence was more important than anything else. Now more than ever.
The revelation had numerous eyes falling with disappointment, but all the assembled people remained quiet. Good. That meant rage probably wasn¡¯t likely at all, nor many other troublesome emotions.
I continued promptly, just in case.
¡°I wish we could stay to help more, honestly I do. This village needs rebuilding, it needs¡A lot. But I know that you can all do it yourselves. I¡¯ve fought shoulder to shoulder with you, seen the quality of you all first-hand, and I¡¯m completely certain that you don¡¯t need us any more. The vampire¡¯s forces are in tatters, the vampire itself is dead, you¡¯re all¡Perhaps not safe, but under your own power now.¡±
That seemed to strike a positive chord with them all, and I caught a few approving glances flit between the men and women watching me. I figured flattery was the best way to go here. People always took what their superiors said to heart, show them faith and confidence and they considered it more reflective of you than them. People remembered kindness.
¡°We remember what you showed us.¡± One of the people called out, confident in the way men got when it was only half-forced.
The agreement he received from those around him bolstered my nerves a bit. I hadn¡¯t been lying per say about much of anything I¡¯d told them, I really did want to stay and help. Just not enough to actually do it. It was a comfort to know they at least thought they had things handled.
¡°Thank you for everything, my Lord.¡± Another cut in, before I could think of any suitably heroic deflection. While I was still staring, surprised, another spoke up.
¡°You saved my daughter.¡±
¡°You tell your brother Beam that he took the ¡®ead off a rotter t¡¯was about to have my throat out.¡±
One after another, they all cut in, heaping praise and thanks on top of me, all speaking with a look in their eyes that I¡¯d seen before. In religious zealots trying to convince me the apocalypse was nigh.
Good god, I hadn¡¯t expected this. We¡¯d come here to be heroes, not bloody¡Whatever this was. I was forming a damned personality cult!
It was¡Not¡A problem, I realised, and not least because we¡¯d be leaving soon. I supposed it should¡¯ve been expected, too. Save a bunch of people who¡¯ve been taught that they¡¯re worth less than the dirt growing up, and you¡¯ll tend to get quite a lot of disproportional gratitude. Still, I was glad to be shifting on from it.
With a suitable stoic grimace and a suitable dashing nod, I quietened them all down and said my piece.
¡°Yes, well, most of what happened here was because of all of you, remember that. All of you saved yourselves, my family just gave you the tools you needed to do so. We¡¯d have all died together if your village hadn¡¯t had so much steel in its spine.¡±
More beaming smiles, which made then the absolute perfect moment to break the news.
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¡°...However, we do require our payment. As I said, my family is moving on, and if we¡¯re to help more people¡Well, we¡¯ll need to finance our future work.¡±
It didn¡¯t go over nearly as badly as I might¡¯ve feared, which was to say I didn¡¯t prove all of Solitaire¡¯s paranoid worries right and have my head jabbed onto a dirty spike. Still, it definitely knocked the wind out of the villagers¡¯ sails.
Their fault, really, I¡¯d never pretended to be some heaven-sent saviour. I just¡Wasn¡¯t going to starve again.
We all negotiated with the uneasy manner of people that had grown fond of one another and weren¡¯t all too eager of how the introduction of money might jeopardise that. Fortunately none of us really pushed things too hard in search of an advantage, least of all me.
I knew that the village would mostly be holding back from necessity, which meant there would only be so much that insistence could even do anyway. We¡¯d come here all too aware that the rewards wouldn¡¯t be anything to crow home about. That was fine. Money was still money. In the end, I moved away with pockets that were heavier by two gold and thirty silver. It could¡¯ve been better, could¡¯ve been worse, but if nothing else we¡¯d be able to survive on this for an appreciable fraction of a year, even staying in a city. I headed off to bring my friends- brothers- the news.
Solitaire met me halfway to Beam, and it was damned good to see him up and moving again, even after knowing he¡¯d recovered. His eyes were clear of the foggy concussion he¡¯d woken up with, his face and mouth moved as deftly as ever.
¡°How powerful am I?¡± He asked, abruptly. I suppressed a smile. Despite all the horror and fear, pain and guilt, this world had introduced us to a form of progression more satisfying than perhaps any we¡¯d ever encountered before. Watching stats go up was a lot more gratifying when they directly infused your own body.
[Appraisal]
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Class: Revolutionary
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Level: 12
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Condition: Fine
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Modifiers: +4 Speed, +4 Toughness, +3 Alertness, +3 Strength
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Statistics: Strength 10, Speed 11, Dexterity 8, Stamina 6, Toughness 9, Alertness 11, Charisma 3, Intelligence 10
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Inventory: Jeans, T-shirt, flick knife, rocks(x3), dagger
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Class abilities: Detect Element II
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Current Experience Points: 178/440
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Unspent Skillpoints: 0
I read it out for him, and he grinned.
¡°Nine Toughness, ten Strength.¡± Solitaire echoed, flexing his arms absently as if doing so might show him his new limitations. ¡°So we¡¯re definitely getting two Skillpoints per level now, and if my hypothesis that we doubled in strength every 3 points is true, this might make me as physically powerful as some of the strongest humans back on Earth.¡±
¡°Yeah, well, we¡¯ll have to wait until another time to test that out.¡± I noted.
[Appraisal]
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Class: Emperor
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Level: 12
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Condition: Fine
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Modifiers: +5 Toughness, +3 Strength, +3 Speed, +1 Alertness
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Statistics: Strength 9, Speed 9, Dexterity 6, Stamina 5, Toughness 9, Alertness 9, Charisma 9, Intelligence 8
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Inventory: Jeans, shirt, jacket, dagger
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Class abilities: Appraisal II
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Current Experience Points: 223/440
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Unspent Skillpoints: 0
My own expenditure had been in Speed of course, three points there and one in Strength, More to round my stats off than anything, and I¡¯d noticed a difference in the brief tests since. I¡¯d had four Skillpoints to spend, too, not just one. It seemed that that was the benefit of our new, higher levels. Could we expect to get three per level once we hit twenty?
That was a thought for later, for now I just enjoyed the progress. And frowned.
¡°People might notice how rapidly we¡¯re growing in power soon.¡± I warned Solitaire, and he nodded as instantaneously as he always did when I brought up a thought he¡¯d already been playing with.
¡°Here¡¯s why we have a bit of wiggle room.¡± He replied. ¡°Most people haven¡¯t seen much actual fighting of us, those that did were typically fighting themselves, and so far none have even been a credible source anyway. Not actively-criminal villagers is about the strongest testament someone can find in regards to our previous strength.¡±
He was right, but that didn¡¯t make me wrong.
¡°It¡¯ll become a problem over time no matter what.¡± I noted. ¡°Even if people are just hearing stories, they¡¯ll be getting more impressive over time. Eventually it¡¯ll come out that we can¡You know, strengthen this fast.¡±
My friend sighed, and nodded.
¡°It will, which is why we need to keep from being our main fighters soon. We have money, we have two recruits, I say we get more mercenaries. And magic. Magic above all else, we can afford tuition now.¡±
That lit a bonfire of excitement in my gut. Magic. Actual, genuine magic. The idea of using it myself was like seeing Corvan perform his own the first time, multiplied by a hundred. Would I be any good at it? I could only hope so, but even if I wasn¡¯t, a few years of training would let me make myself the closest thing this world was likely to get to proper artillery.
¡°And I want a lab.¡± Solitaire finished, clearly picking his moment quite carefully and speaking only as my excitement started to reach a critical mass. I eyed him.
¡°A lab?¡±
He looked rather embarrassed, suddenly, feet shifting while he answered.
¡°Yes, lots of people have labs, I want one. To mix chemicals and stuff.¡±
¡°It¡¯d be good to have more gunpowder¡¡± I thought aloud, and Solitaire grinned.
¡°Oh, that was just the start. Give me a bit, and plenty of funding, and we¡¯ll have the raw ingredients for nitroglycerin, maybe even set up a forge to make some proper¡¡± He trailed off, and laughed.
¡°What is it?¡± I pressed, but Solitaire only laughed harder, taking his sweet time in answering.
¡°Oh, nothing, I just remembered the Bessemer Process. What do you think about us getting into the metal industry? It¡¯ll take a bit of start-up cash, but if the mercenary outfit makes us enough¡I think we might just be selling steel to entire kingdoms.¡±
I joined him in his grin, gold suddenly feeling heavier in my pocket, heart suddenly lighter in my chest.
Maybe we could fix this world, after all. And maybe, if we couldn¡¯t, we could at the very least make ourselves comfortable in it.
Interlude 2
The little boy grinned as he saw water spill over from the class sink, carefully taking the large container it dripped into and hoisting it up. He was delicate in pouring it out to be measured, and moved through the simple arithmetic of taking its new volume almost in no time at all. Mathematics had never been something to learn, for him. It was simply a done thing, requiring no more focus than breathing.
He showed every stage of the process, of course, eager to ensure that his discovery was well understood and observed. It was exciting enough to simply share with his classmates, but the boy cared far more about teaching them how to replicate it, letting them awe themselves by using the very same method. He¡¯d expected grins, giggles, the bright eyes of dawning understanding. What he got instead were bored frowns, sceptical glares and sneering laughter.
They asked him, with no excess of friendliness, what he was even doing. The boy paused, attempting to explain how one could work out the amount of space an object occupied by the volume of water it forced out of the sink. How it was a form of three-dimensional measurement more precise than would otherwise be possible.
¡°What¡¯s the point of knowing that?¡±
The boy blinked, eying the girl who¡¯d asked. It was Lois. She was among the biggest in their class, a head taller than most of the girls and any of the boys, with a mean streak to match her size. She¡¯d never liked him, and he¡¯d never quite understood why. He found himself confused at her response, frowning as he answered.
¡°It lets you¡Build things, you know, you can work out how heavy something will be before you even make it. Work out what things are made of, too, by-¡±
¡°You can just ask an adult for that, idiot.¡± She laughed. Several of the others joined in, and the boy felt his temper flashing.
¡°Adults don¡¯t know this.¡± He snapped.
That only brought on a new chorus of laughter, and a new volley of derision.
¡°Of course they do.¡±
¡°They don¡¯t know but you worked it out?¡±
¡°Just making things up to try and impress people.¡±
¡°You¡¯re a weirdo.¡±
He¡¯d heard it all before, heard it all often, but something about the taunting irked the boy more today. Irked him past his ability for self control. He started crying, tears coming against his will, body trembling as its tiny frame was racked by emotions too big for it to support.
The teachers were soon called, of course, and he spent much of the remaining day alone, sitting isolated outside of class and far from the taunts of his classmates. That was fine by him, the boy had never much enjoyed being around others to begin with, and each time he made an attempt it only ended¡Well, ended in much the same way his most recent attempt had.
But such things gnaw at a child, and he soon found himself wondering whether the problem was him. He was left to his concerns right up until the day ended, and he was given leave to return home.
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The boy lived in a smaller house, but it had always been comfortable to him. Interior cramped by the thick spread of engine parts, tools and raw materials. On one table a screwdriver shared precipitously finite space with a homemade, improvised welding torch. Another housed a large cutting tool made from scratch with the power of a car battery and tungsten thread. It was all familiar to him, all comforting, even. The boy had never liked open spaces. He headed promptly for his mother.
As was often the case, she was working in her own space, a little desk tucked away in the living room lit by directional lamplight and packed with material. Her art had always been good, exceptional even, near-photorealism since she¡¯d hit puberty, though her career in the craft had been short lived. People had not been interested in the work of a woman who spoke like her and came from where she had, not when she¡¯d persued it. She didn¡¯t look up as her son entered, keeping her sharp features aimed at the page before her. Only when a tiny, slight sniffle escaped the boy did she eye him, recognising, instantly, the feelings he¡¯d spent the better part of a day burying. She was kneeling beside him in an instant.
¡°What¡¯s the matter?¡± She demanded, not touching him as she spoke, never that. The boy had never enjoyed contact with others, and he¡¯d inherited the trait maternally. Her hands hovered around him, orbiting without grazing, conveying without contacting. It didn¡¯t leave him feeling any less comfort than might an embrace.
As sobs threatened to reemerge, he told her. It was a small incident, without doubt, and yet he was only nine years old. Such things are enlarged to the mind of a child, and more so to this one. His had always been a brain to exaggerate the tiniest of trivialities and make fleas into dragons. That was maternal, too.
¡°It¡¯s alright.¡± The boy¡¯s mother soothed. ¡°It¡¯s alright, you¡¯re home now, cheer up, eh? How about we go out for something to eat later, would you like that?¡±
Sniffing, and nodding, he muttered a barely-audible confirmation that he would. Just about glancing up at his mother to find her face creased with worry and¡Something else.
¡°But you know¡This isn¡¯t going to stop happening.¡±
He froze, tears almost dragged free once more at the very idea. His mother continued.
¡°This is what people do. The nail that sticks out gets hammered down. You¡¯re different from them, different in a way they don¡¯t understand, and don¡¯t want to. Maybe different in a way they couldn¡¯t understand even if they tried. You¡¯re¡You¡¯re not one of them, they know it, and you need to know it too. Trying to please them, impress them, amuse them- you¡¯re just painting a target on your back.¡±
Despite the gentleness of her tone, the boy was not comforted. Despite the harshness of her claims, he was not hurt. He only nodded. Even at his young age, his mind was advanced enough to see the truth in what she said.
Among adults, he¡¯d found himself comfortable in conversation. But they always treated him like a simpleton, like they might a normal child. Among children his body and age matched, but the boy could never understand how they enjoyed what they did, or how he knew what they didn¡¯t. It seemed to him that nowhere in all the world was a match for him, and that fewer places still wanted him.
Lip trembling, he nodded, and his mother finally touched him. Not much, just a fleeting thing, a graze of fingertips against hair. It was the exact amount of contact she¡¯d calculated would make the both of them most at ease. She had calculated right, of course, for the boy¡¯s mind was not so far beyond what hers had been at his age. It was this that gave her the most sympathy.
¡°Listen, you need to learn not to care. Understand? You need to just¡Accept that you¡¯re not like them¡Do you remember what I told you about playing cards?¡±
The boy nodded, his memory as flawless then as it would be for the rest of his life, retrieving the relevant information with all the photographic accuracy of his mother¡¯s art.
¡°The only way to avoid people trying to cheat you is by playing on your own.¡±
She smiled, and nodded.
¡°Good boy. Now let¡¯s go and get something to eat, my little Solitaire.¡±
Interlude 3
A ring, wide and well-defined, occupied by two children sparring with blunted foils and sweat-sodden faces. Their eyes were narrowed with concentration, jaws tight with exertion, minds occupied entirely by the fight.
Neither was at the age of puberty quite yet, the older boy eleven, the younger merely ten. Their ages were close enough that talent was the bigger separator between them than development, and was is the smaller boy who pushed back his elder. Thin metal rang against thin metal, rattling haphazardly out into the air once or twice each second. Each time the sound rang, the older boy was forced back another step. An untrained eye might mistake their bout for some practised choreography, but such an illusion came only from their preternatural skill.
Were either of these boys to die, the one who remained living would have indisputable claim to the title of earth¡¯s foremost fencing genius.
An unexpected twist sent one sword an inch farther left than was anticipated by its opponent, and the resulting block came milliseconds too late to keep it from slipping past. Metal flexed, a blunt tip struck a shoulder, and the touch was called. Both boys stepped back, taking their helmets off to reveal grinning, gap-toothed faces.
¡°You were close this time.¡± The younger of them laughed, shaking his brother¡¯s hand as they¡¯d both been taught to do after a win. His brother shook back, mirroring his smile.
¡°Closer every time, I think.¡± It was a lie, and they both knew it, but the younger of them was far too kind to correct such things.
¡°Fancy another go?¡± He asked, eagerly. His brother was often not free to spar, which only ever left him with their instructor, Derek. Derek had been an olympian once, though never countable among the best, and despite his years having long since advanced past fifty he was still spry enough that it was a rare day for either boy to even graze him. The youngest of them was certain he¡¯d surpass their mentor eventually, but there was little satisfaction to be found in handily losing to an opponent twice one¡¯s size.
¡°I think I¡¯m up for it.¡± The elder grinned, then glared as Derek stepped forwards.
¡°No, you¡¯re done for the day.¡± The old man cut in, coolly, rigidly. There was never any arguing with him when his voice got like that, the boys had learned that much long ago.
¡°I feel fine.¡± The elder snapped, trying anyway. Nothing came of it of course, and a muscle jumped in his jaw as he glared up at their instructor. ¡°Let me show you.¡±
Some time passed before the boy finally agreed to take a rest, and he moved to the side of the ring. He¡¯d grown energetic in his arguing, moving around, pacing and hopping- developing body not quite able to master the adrenal energy infusing it in the wake of his fight. In most children, such a thing would have been nothing of any real concern. The elder was not most children.
His heart seized, a sudden, choking pain that squeezed his chest into agonised spasms and had him strangled by the very air in his throat. He dropped down to his knees, trembling and gasping, and in an instant his brother and tutor were by his side.
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He lived, of course. His family was well aware of his condition, and well prepared to keep him safe in spite of it. When the boy¡¯s eyes next opened, they came to rest on his bed, his stabilising medical equipment, and his little brother asleep by his side. It must have taken him some time to awaken, for the smaller child¡¯s slumber was deeply set and unshaking.
A weak heart was what his parents had described. Poor at pumping his blood, and getting poorer still as his body aged and his circulatory pathways lengthened. Some days he could be the athlete, dancing and fighting and wrestling. Others...Others he¡¯d risk death in the attempt.
Days passed, then weeks, then years. The boys continued their training, just as they always had, but it became far scarcer. The elder¡¯s growing frame demanded ever more of his withering heart, and the tortured organ proved a match for the challenge less and less often. Eventually it was a rare day in which he could spar for even so much as minutes.
¡°It¡¯s fine.¡± He¡¯d tell his younger brother, lying each time. ¡°We all have our good luck and bad, at the very least this is happening to me instead of you. You¡¯ll actually go places!¡±
Repeat a lie often enough and it might even convince yourself. The boy managed to lul himself into a near-acceptance of the bare, cruel facts of his life. Almost. He was thirteen now, and it still stung seeing his younger brother spar. The child was barely into the changes of puberty, but already he could beat Derek more often than not.
He never lost to his elder any more, not since the cruelties of life had kept him from his training. As one brother had grown enfeebled and sickly, however, the other seemed only to rise. Training like a maniac, driven on inexorably by the knowledge of his own blood¡¯s illness. The younger tortured himself with his work, tearing the flesh from his palms, ripping muscles to pieces and reforging them into bands of wrought iron. More time passed.
Life is an unpredictable thing, cruel, callous. Ironic. A brother died. The younger. He was walking home one morning when a car struck him, speeding dozens of miles per hour over the limit, impacting the child with such velocity and force as to leave no hope of survival. His hardened bones and musculature gave no real resistance against the tonne of steel battering them.
His family and friends wept, snarling their regret and bitterness, and none more so than his elder. Even after years of chronic agony and invalidacy, nothing could have prepared him for such a loss.
But life is an unpredictable thing, cruel, and callous. And above all ironic. The younger brother¡¯s heart survived his accident, paramedics arriving soon enough to save his organs, if not his life. And it was put to good use.
In later years, the elder would come to consider the legality of his transplant. He was sure there were waiting lists for such things, sceptical, even, that his brother had been a valid donor- the child was, after all, a child. But at the time he only accepted it. The surgery was a success, the recovery no harder than the condition he¡¯d lived with for years, and at its end he had a new chance.
But health and stability were of little comfort to him. He heard his little brother¡¯s voice on every breeze, saw his frame in every shadow. And simply holding a sword again was a reminder that they would never spar, no matter how long he lived. The elder had lived on where the younger had died, and the world had been robbed of its foremost genius.
He resolved to do whatever he could to make the most of his chance, and turn himself into whatever approximation of his more gifted sibling was possible. If only to honour the sweet little boy he¡¯d grown up with, whose smile had been as bright as a sunbeam.
Interlude 4
The heir had made his father angry, and not for the first time. It was always something with the man, and usually something petty. This time, it was pettier than usual. He¡¯d brought friends home.
It hadn¡¯t been in any intrusive way, their house was big enough that the heir could keep his associates tucked away at one side and have no risk at all of them ever even encountering his father. By chance, however, the older man had come to speak with him, and in doing so seen the strangers present. Etiquette had kept him from protesting before them, but the moment they were gone, the heir received his displeasure.
¡°How could you be so stupid?¡±
He steeled himself against it, as usual. An accusation of stupidity was tame compared to the sorts he¡¯d usually expect. His father didn¡¯t relent.
¡°Well, boy? How? What were you thinking?¡±
The heir knew, from many years of hard learning, that there was rarely a correct answer in replying to his father, and lots of wrong ones. He kept his silence most of the time for that reason. Being demanded an answer¡That was a problem, because it meant he couldn¡¯t afford to safely avoid committing to any singular answer without having it interpreted as further insolence.
So he thought. What was the most likely thing to diffuse this rage? He¡¯d need to know what its cause was, first, but that wasn¡¯t hard to deduce. His father was endlessly fearful of others working against him.
¡°I wanted to see how they¡¯d try to approach me, to learn how they might try and get close to me.¡±
His father¡¯s eyes defrosted, just a shade, and he weighed his son with a new consideration. Thoughtful, perhaps a fraction impressed.
¡°And you didn¡¯t tell me first?¡±
¡°I didn¡¯t want to bother you with it.¡±
That was perhaps a word too many, for his father¡¯s face tightened again.
¡°Always tell me before inviting snakes into my home, understand? You can experiment all you want with yourself, but not with me. You knew they were only here to slither close to you, to curry favour and gain wealth, and still you deposited them under my roof?¡±
The heir said nothing, simply awaiting his father¡¯s tirade to reach its end. It didn¡¯t take too long- fortunately the old man had never been particularly skilled at sustaining any complex thought, and the anger he was venting out seemed enough of a contrivance to challenge him plenty. He was gone soon enough.
The heir didn¡¯t know what to do at that, already rather missing his friends. He didn¡¯t get to see them often. They went to school, he didn¡¯t, they were permitted to go outside at all hours, he wasn¡¯t. The heir of his father¡¯s ¡°empire¡± was too important for such things, his mind demanding tutorship like a sword demanded sharpening. On some days he might have spent the hours with his brother, Taiwo, but the boy was far less restrained by their patriarch than the heir, and was nowhere around. And so he simply wandered, idle and thoughtless, until his lessons next began.
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It was tomorrow when his father took him out again, to some insubstantial meeting or another among the executives of his company. It was the first time the heir had ever actually attended one, but his father insisted that fifteen was more than old enough. He was seated in one corner to watch in silence- always in silence- while it all unfolded.
The heir watched, accustomed to doing so, and learned. And when at last the event was over his father took him to one side and asked him what he¡¯d seen. He answered him, impressed him, listened to him as the man tried to offer fleeting insights into his own genius. It was infuriating.
His father was not an unintelligent person, but his mind was semi-remarkable at best. His ascension in class had been luck and dedication more than native genius. Like so many powerful men, however, he¡¯d convinced himself he was one of the world¡¯s greats, and become desperate to model his cleverest son in his image.
Well, the heir would let him have what he wanted, for a while at least. It would lubricate the churning gears of his life more effectively than anything else. That was one thing he¡¯d learned from his father, intentional or not.
Working people often was about surrender and a deft-handed touch. Perhaps he would gain something from their lessons one day.
The years went by, the days bled together. He found his life growing lethargic and stagnant, sluggish and still. There were very few things in need of doing, for one born to even half as much wealth as him. Motivation came through necessity, and necessity was never assassinated as completely as by excess. He moved around, flitting from place to place, ever osmosising the languages and cultures of all the areas his father¡¯s tendrils of Capital touched.
After a while, the world became a small thing. It was rare enough for the heir to remain in the same place as long as a fortnight before being whisked off to some meeting or deal occurring elsewhere on the globe, and he continued in this state for some time. He did not have the opportunity to make friends, and was increasingly kept from uniting with those he already had.
The one constant, though, was bigotry. It was the great shadow lurking over any black man born in Africa, omnipresent across the earth and omnipotent in its ability to move others. It is one thing to have melanin in the skin and curls in the hair, but quite another to be African. The heir learned just this fact through a thousand miserable lessons.
One day, though, things changed. The heir had started to reach the end of his growing, and at last he was given a permanent assignment by his father. Or a long-term one, at the very least. He was to settle in one of several properties within America, ever the seat of all their family¡¯s most profitable jewels, and manage it himself. He would be counted, immediately, among the most powerful men within the company, and granted a level of autonomy touched by few others.
Pure nepotism, of course. The heir was gifted, ingenious even, and vastly experienced through the unique diligence and exertive lessons granted during his childhood. Nonetheless, he would have received no such offer were he not of his father¡¯s blood, and he knew it. He accepted regardless, settling in a city of his choice, and then something strange happened.
With an address finally cemented, he found his friends speaking more frequently. Then, eventually, visiting. Within the month he was physically meeting two of the oldest, and within another they all lived together. Free time stretched out for all of them, with the heir¡¯s own wealth and excess now extended past the scope of necessity by his father. They interacted, they joked, they felt all the grating rust of long estrangement falling away.
And one day, they started to speak with one another about writing a book.
Chapter 57
Shango POV: Day 55
Current Wealth: 2 gold 31 silver 47 copper
The villagers had given us a bit of food for the road, and we were grateful for it. Not as grateful as we were for the carriage though.
It wasn¡¯t to keep of course, they didn¡¯t have so many that they could afford to let us do that- they didn¡¯t have more than one in fact- but we were allowed to sit in and ride along as they sent their first venture out to try and buy some of the resources that might help them rebuild. Henri was the one driving it, the old man who¡¯d first called on us to defend Rinchester. Somehow that felt appropriate. Appropriate, and¡Satisfying.
He still had that bottomless sadness to him, maybe always would, but there was a certain hope to the old man now that uplifted me as I saw it. He was seated, steering, in the font, happily chatting away with us all as we made our way to the carriage. Him and Helena.
Unexpectedly, the Vittonian woman seemed to have started getting rather comfortable alongside us already. I imagined that had something to do with the impression we¡¯d made, but part of it was surely just her general¡Hardiness. I¡¯d met soft people before, one tended to do a lot of that when one was a soft person, and she was on the exact opposite end of that spectrum, reminding me of Solitaire or Beam. Adaptable, practical, malleable. It was a good trait to find in someone I¡¯d be entrusting to protect and fight alongside me, and it didn¡¯t go unappreciated.
The cold was still a present thing of course, but even that felt like it¡¯d abated. Perhaps our ever-strengthening bodies were just more resilient, perhaps it was the magical, emotional glow of knowing we¡¯d made the world a better place. Perhaps it was the extra blankets. Either way, things were looking up.
Oh who was I kidding, it was definitely the blankets and it was definitely the magical toughness. A bout of heroics was one thing, but I¡¯d sooner die than catch myself being poetic about it. And I didn¡¯t exactly need to be for that moral satisfaction to keep filling me up.
But our journey was days long, and the woods were far less densely packed by rotters after we¡¯d thinned the horde by some few hundred. It seemed likely the vampire¡¯s death had dispersed them for good, and even if not, we weren¡¯t entirely worried at the prospect of fighting those that were left after strengthening ourselves so much and weakening the little army. This gave us plenty of time to think.
Think and worry.
Well, being fair, we actually didn¡¯t have that much to worry about. We were well-funded, ish, and had about two hundred and fifty extra kilos of muscle to back us up on the off-chance that our flawless ethics and persuasive arguments failed to move any more natives. But there were a lot of factors to consider before we started expanding more.
Namely, the simple split between brute force and chemistry.
¡°We have the money for sulphur, for anything now. I can make us shit you wouldn¡¯t even believe.¡± Solitaire insisted, more eager than I¡¯d have liked. Even as a kid he¡¯d spoken the same way about explosives and incendiaries, and it was more than I could take now that the topic had moved onto using them on living breathing people.
Quite apart from that, I wasn¡¯t certain about the rationality of it.
¡°Being known as people who can do that might bring unwanted trouble, and I¡¯m not sure it¡¯s the most cost-effective way of producing weapons anyway.¡± I countered. ¡°You did say you¡¯d only be able to make a few kilos of gunpowder with all the money we had, right? How often are we going to be getting into big enough fights that that will kill enough to justify the price?¡±
It felt quite simple, framed as a business decision, and I was still awaiting Solitaire¡¯s answer when Helena cut in.
¡°Wait, you¡¯re not actual wizards?¡±
I eyed her, and Solitaire laughed.
¡°You saw the vampire talking about us using foreign alchemy.¡± He noted. She didn¡¯t seem amused.
¡°Foreign alchemy is magic, no?¡±
¡°No.¡± He replied, with alarming patience. ¡°No more than cooking is. When you mix certain things in certain conditions, they can change their very substance, combining or separating. Some of these combinations have effects that neither of the smaller parts do. Think of it like mixing fire and ice, if you want. Neither one is a liquid, but combining them lets you produce something that is.¡±
That got a thoughtful look on her, and I allowed myself a moment to admire Solitaire¡¯s explanation. For all his talk of being the poor, tortured genius surrounded by plebeian ape-men, he could certainly simplify things when he needed to.
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¡°Can we get back to the argument?¡± I prodded, and Solitaire jumped into speech again like a spring being released.
¡°Right, yes, you¡¯re wrong and stupid, let me explain why.¡± He cleared his throat. ¡°I¡¯m going to make a gun.¡±
I paused, eyed him, and felt my excitement growing. Then he spoke.
¡°It¡¯s not going to be an automatic weapon before you ask, but it¡¯s also not going to just be a dumbass muzzle-loader either. Should manage a fire rate of thirty to sixty rounds per minute if it works out, though I¡¯ll probably need a blacksmith to actually make the components.¡±
I wasn¡¯t ever much good at thinking through numbers, but even I could picture how rapid that sort of fire rate was compared to the bows we¡¯d started getting used to. More to the point, Solitaire had made it abundantly clear over the years how deadly a supersonic chunk of lead was compared to virtually any man-powered weapon. I sighed.
¡°Alright then.¡± I conceded. ¡°We¡¯ll start working on a gun.¡±
Solitaire grinned, Beam eyed him uncertainly, and Argar and Helena just looked confused. I was actually looking forward to seeing their reaction to the weapon once it was finally made.
The last leg of our journey breezed by quickly enough, passed with more casual conversation as we familiarised ourselves with our new member and went over some of the highlights from our most recent fight. Beam was perhaps the loudest, repeatedly ensuring that we were vividly aware he had, in fact, beaten up and killed a vampire. I almost wished he¡¯d lost just so the smug bastard would keep quiet about it.
One early morning, then, we were back at the city of Wolney. Carriage rattling up to its front gate, awkward and shaky as any we¡¯d ridden here. This time, though, the guards halted us.
¡°Names?¡± One of them asked, I answered, and the man paused. ¡°I don¡¯t believe you have clearance to be inside the city today.¡±
¡°Clearance?¡± I asked, genuinely confused. There¡¯d been no need for clearance the last time we came here. The man only nodded, distractedly.
¡°Clearance sir, new gate watch I¡¯m afraid.¡±
That left a sour taste in my mouth, but I pushed it back as I answered.
¡°Well¡Can I speak with your boss, or¡Perhaps we can work another arrangement out?¡±
I didn¡¯t want to part with any of our newly claimed money, but if it meant getting inside it didn¡¯t seem I had much choice.
The man hesitated, then nodded.
¡°Yes, one moment sir.¡± He disappeared into the walls, and wasn¡¯t gone even a second before Solitaire spoke.
¡°He¡¯s going to try and kill us.¡±
I rolled my eyes, and Solitaire slammed a fist down into the carriage. ¡°No, fuck you, he¡¯s going to, listen to me for once please.¡±
Solitaire was speaking fast, tongue tripping over itself, eyes wide. I recognised all the signs of an encroaching paranoia attack, and knew in an instant that there wasn¡¯t much anyone could do to talk him down from it. I forced myself calm, meeting his eye to let him focus on me .
¡°Alright, sorry, I¡¯m willing to listen at least. Why do you think that?¡±
¡°He recognised us.¡± Solitaire said, instantly. ¡°And he¡¯s afraid. He knows who we are, knows what we can do, and knows that we¡¯ll be inclined to kill him. He¡¯s gone off to tell someone- probably the person who told him to watch out for us- that we¡¯ve finally turned up. Mark my words, he¡¯ll be back with a¡An army, or a gang, or something.¡±
I did my best to pick out each word from the syllabic soup he was spewing out, and considered them.
When Solitaire said he saw something in a person- emotion or deception- he actually wasn¡¯t usually wrong. Whatever you could say about the conclusions he¡¯d draw, his actual observed information was generally good. Which made this worth looking into, at least. I didn¡¯t know about some ambush, but I could believe the guard had recognised us, his behaviour had felt stilted to me, too.
¡°I could scale the wall.¡± Beam offered. ¡°Peer over the top, see what he comes back with.¡±
¡°Yes.¡± Solitaire pressed. ¡°The barracks is hundreds of metres from the gate, you¡¯ll see them coming from miles off.¡±
I considered it, but not for long. There weren¡¯t that many reasons not to.
¡°Just don¡¯t slip and die.¡± I advised my friend. Beam smiled, hurrying to the wall and scaling it.
Just a precaution, just a safeguard, just a way of helping Solitaire ground himself for however long his newest spike of neurosis took to run its course. Nothing was going to come of it.
Anyway, it came as quite a surprise when Beam dropped down thirty feet, landed in the snow with a grunting thud I can only guess would¡¯ve broken something when he¡¯d first arrived here, and hurried to the carriage.
¡°It¡¯s fucking Corvan.¡± He snapped. ¡°The guard is coming with Corvan, we need to go, we need to fucking go right now!¡±
Well, that put a wind under our heels.
Solitaire babbled about how right he was, and how stupid we all were, and how it was our fault a big, evil wizard was going to vaporise us. To his credit, he was quick in working even while he did, ordering the carriage around. The old man seemed to trust us enough not to hesitate, and we were lurching along quickly, mules lashed and dragging us along almost as fast as a man could sprint.
¡°How far was he?¡± Solitaire snapped at Beam. Our friend thought for an agonisingly long moment before replying.
¡°A few hundred metres, maybe- maybe three?¡±
Solitaire cursed. ¡°Three minutes, then, we¡¯ll be half a mile away if we¡¯re lucky. He might catch us if he has his own mount tethered nearby.¡±
A silence fell, all of us realising, at that, that only luck would keep us from him. How had the bastard survived?
Stupid question, obviously he was more jumpy and quick than we¡¯d expected. How had he found us?
Again, stupid. We¡¯d headed straight to the nearest city.
I cursed my own stupidity, my own laxness, even as I felt the wind picking up as we accelerated. Tearing along into the snow. Where could we go? Where to?
¡°Elswick.¡± Solitaire growled. ¡°Random city, plucked from my mind, do you know where it is?¡± His question addressed the old man, who looked back at him, fearful, and nodded.
¡°What¡¯s happening?¡± He asked.
¡°Something very dangerous.¡± I replied. ¡°But not something that we don¡¯t have a chance of getting away from. Hurry on.¡±
Without another word, he did.
Chapter 58
Solitaire POV: Day 61
Current Wealth: 2 gold 23 silver 41 copper
We¡¯d ditched the old man the first chance we got, and it¡¯d been for his own good. All rolling out of the carriage, we¡¯d made our exit at some no-name town we passed near to, hurried into it and rented ourselves some new transport. A nicer carriage, this time, or rather a faster one, pulled by proper horses. It took us on nice and quick. Even including the food we¡¯d bought it hadn¡¯t set us back that much, either.
Man, it really did feel nice to actually have money.
Even still, money didn¡¯t do everything, not in the volumes we had at least. It took us more than a few days to actually reach our newest destination, and the shivering, miserable travel experience was just perfect for worsening our already jagged moods.
So much so, in fact, that I didn¡¯t even notice we¡¯d been here for over two months right before arrival. Two months. Was that really it? It felt so¡Short, so inconsequential, so fleeting. If two months had changed us all as much as this, what might another two years do?
I buried the thought. Unless it turned me into a magus-proof dragon, I really couldn¡¯t afford to consider the possibilities.
Elswick reared up on the horizon, and within a half day we were at it. The place was odd, its walls taller than Wolney¡¯s, its gates more thickly built. Despite that we didn¡¯t actually have much issue in getting through them.
¡°We¡¯re safe.¡± Shango breathed, as we passed beneath an absurdly big portcullis. I hesitated, shrugging.
¡°We¡¯re safer.¡± I decided. Truth be told I wasn¡¯t certain the magus wouldn¡¯t just guess which city we¡¯d headed to next, but at the very least he¡¯d be working on random chance now. And if he tried to move in on the nearest other to Wolney- Ghinddra- then he¡¯d be costing himself an extra few days. We¡¯d be safe for a week, at worst, and probably a lot more.
Probably. Always something, always that niggling little uncertainty. I could already feel the well-oiled gears of logical leaps and deductive aggression preparing to start grinding away again inside my head, a master-crafted clockwork of paranoia and violence.
No, not paranoia, fuck them. I¡¯d been right, which made it cleverness. Perhaps I ought to remind everybody again.
Perhaps not, I¡¯d spent enough of our journey smugly going on about the fact already.
Past the walls, Elswick wasn¡¯t actually that much different to Wolney. Its streets were more uniform, maybe, but they were still overwhelmingly shit-sodden and packed with human traffic. The scent of life was pungent on the air, watering our eyes while it told a similar tale of inequality in the architecture and infrastructure. This time we didn¡¯t bother with the higher class areas, just made our way straight for the poorer ones. We had a very particular goal in mind, after all.
Beam and Shango split off to find me a suitable workspace, and I made my way into the city in search of a suitable magic instructor. Being honest I was annoyed by the job, even knowing I was by far the best for it given my previous attempt, but that irritation didn¡¯t last long at all. Because the second magus I approached was the very same woman I¡¯d finally agreed to learn from in Wolney.
¡°It¡¯s you.¡± She blinked, just as I resisted the urge to knife her in the eye. It was a coincidence, I guessed, and that guess turned into certainty as I read the genuine surprise on her face. If Corvan had brought her over, or told her to watch out for us, she¡¯d not have been shocked to see me.
¡°Hello again.¡± I managed, hiding how close she¡¯d come to being turned into a new coat of red paint for the floor. In my experience that tended to bother people.
¡°What are you doing here?¡± The magus frowned. ¡°You¡¯re¡You followed me for lessons?¡±
¡°I came here to set up a few things.¡± I replied. ¡°Lessons being among them, but I didn¡¯t follow you, it¡¯s just a strange coincidence that we¡¯re both here.¡±
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She nodded, not seeming particularly concerned with the matter in any case, and moved back to the work she¡¯d been doing. Some weird alignment of glowing crystals, the sort of thing I might¡¯ve once described just to give a magus something to idly do to remind the reader of a given scene that they were magic.
¡°So you are here for lessons then.¡± She guessed. I nodded.
¡°How much are they going to set me back?¡± The woman raised her eyes, chewing a lip thoughtfully.
¡°I¡¯ll be frank with you, I don¡¯t think you can afford them. Five silver a day at a minimum, more likely closer to ten.¡±
It was a gut punch, but not unanticipated. We¡¯d always made magic prohibitively exclusive in Redacle, it¡¯d been one of the ways we¡¯d explained warfare not devolving into a ¡°having the most magi¡± contest.
¡°And what is that depending on?¡± I tried. She didn¡¯t even glance at me.
¡°How gifted you are.¡± She replied. ¡°Whether you¡¯re gifted enough to learn at an appreciable rate. Most aren¡¯t.¡±
I knew that already, of course, being the magic system¡¯s writer. I considered the facts, then sighed.
¡°I¡¯ll take a lesson today, then, if you¡¯re offering. So long as you don¡¯t retroactively decide it costs more than ten silver.¡±
She eyed me, thought about it, then sighed with a nod.
¡°Alright, fine. Wait there for a few minutes while I finish this.¡±
I did, and she was fortunately quick about it. We began our lesson.
Oddly enough, a lot of it was new to me. We¡¯d always preferred powerful, established characters in our stories, my friends and me, which meant that we¡¯d not directed much time to writing about the early learning process. I got to see it all essentially for the first time.
She had me focus on recreating the feeling from after my initial test, at first. Apparently the early practices were best done immediately following it for this reason, to ensure that as little was lost from the expensive testing before the actual training began, but fortunately my memory meant that she might as well have waited mere seconds for all I forgot. I stretched my mind back to those old feelings, the buzzing, the energy, the sensation of being swarmed by hornets. It all came easily enough, probably in no small part thanks to the striking discomfort of it all, and I used it well.
Within a few hours I was consistently making little beads of light between my hands, and the magus was gaping at me as if I¡¯d just benched a mountain range. Too late, I realised, the gifts we¡¯d been given on transit to this world might just have leaned into other areas as impressively as they did our own personal powers.
¡°How well did I do?¡± I asked, feigning uncertainty. She didn¡¯t answer for a second, just kept staring.
¡°I¡¯ve¡Never even heard of someone who picked magic up this fast, not even half. Even Zekitan the Great wasn¡¯t conjuring light until his tenth hour of study.¡±
I was hasty in replying.
¡°Well, you know, some people are better at different stages than others-¡±
¡°No.¡± She cut in. ¡°Not the basics, not the actual act of learning, that¡¯s designed by hand to test your general aptitude. You¡Fuck.¡±
I eyed the woman in silence, waiting to see what she¡¯d do with the information. If she decided it needed sharing then that would be a problem, we needed to avoid the kinds of attention this would bring until we were strong enough to at least take care of ourselves, but¡
No, she wasn¡¯t. I could see a lot of things on her face, a lot of ideas in her eyes, but never that. This one seemed more concerned than anything.
¡°Who else has seen you try magic?¡± She asked. I resisted the urge to grin.
¡°Nobody, yet.¡±
It was that ¡°yet¡± that had her practically flinching, and I pressed on to seize my momentum.
¡°I¡¯m guessing you¡¯re smart enough to realise what sort of advantage this might bring to you.¡± I noted. ¡°Training me, I mean. The most gifted magus¡Ever, perhaps? An absurdly talented one at least. So how about we arrange a new deal. Train me now, for free, and in a decade or two, when I¡¯m one of the strongest magi alive, I guarantee I¡¯ll keep you comfortable. You can leech off me whether I become some king¡¯s court magus, a general¡¯s secret weapon or just decide to make my own home somewhere remote¡I have always wanted a floating tower.¡±
She was considering it, and that was good. I decided to press her before her thoughts could harden.
¡°I mean we both know I¡¯ll be going somewhere, it¡¯s essentially a guarantee, and even if you don¡¯t agree to this, there¡¯s plenty of other magi who might, right?¡±
That was what decided her, the knowledge that she¡¯d accidentally given up her own exclusivity. The moment I found out how gifted I actually was, every magus in the city became a potential source of free training, and she knew it.
By the speed with which she spoke next, I could tell she wasn¡¯t confident in out-bidding them in that regard.
¡°I want one thousand gold a year in twenty years.¡± She replied, hastily. I pretended to think about it, then sighed.
¡°Nine hundred.¡±
Her eyes narrowed.
¡°You¡¯re pretending to bargain so I¡¯ll think I managed to talk you back up to a thousand and feel like I won, aren¡¯t you?¡±
God, I did like this one. Shango was still quicker, for sure, but I¡¯d only met a few geniuses of her speed in my life. And they¡¯d all been back home, with brain matter that hadn¡¯t adapted to deal with a scarcity of protein and energy.
.¡±You got me.¡± I shrugged. ¡°People are usually less likely to chafe at something if they think it¡¯s their idea or doing.¡±
She glared at me, but only for a second. Look melting into an irritated sigh.
¡°Very well then.¡± She acquiesced. ¡°I agree. To a thousand.¡±
¡°Brilliant.¡± I grinned back. ¡°Then let¡¯s get started.¡±
Chapter 59
Beam POV: Day 61
Current Wealth: 2 gold 23 silver 41 copper
We had a budget of about one gold, according to Shango. That ought to have been enough to rent something suitable for a long time, anyway, and in fact he assured me that he didn¡¯t intend to spend anywhere near as much on it. That was a relief, because I really didn¡¯t want to see almost half our money disappear all over again.
The two of us made our way through the city with Argar and Helena at our backs, figuring that the pair of muscle-bound giants might make any arguments we saw fit to throw at someone a bit more persuasive. We¡¯d started to get a knack for navigating the nauseating city design that was so common to this world, but even so it took us a while before we actually got to our first potential property, needing to ask around by word of mouth until we found one that was even up for renting. I really did miss the internet.
It was a warehouse, sort of. Small and squat, feeling like it¡¯d been cross-bred with a storage closet. Its owner was some old guy who didn¡¯t look exactly pleased to see us, but whose attitude brightened up immediately once we held out our coin. His eyes expanded to almost the size of his head as he eyed the gold piece flitting between Shango¡¯s fingers.
¡°I¡¯ll give you it for a month.¡± He said, quickly. ¡°For that gold.¡± Shango smiled.
¡°You¡¯re not getting this gold off me, first of all.¡± He replied. ¡°I¡¯m only showing it to you so you know we¡¯re not going to short you on whatever money we end up owing, I assume you¡¯d have just asked us to anyway if I hadn¡¯t?¡±
The man glared, and gave a fractional nod.
¡°Good. Then what¡¯s your actual offer?¡± Shango asked. ¡°And before you give it, let me just point out that I¡¯ve already figured out you don¡¯t even use this dwarf-warehouse of yours. I¡¯m guessing you bought it last-minute a while ago to meet a sudden influx of required space, right? It¡¯s far enough from your other properties that it¡¯d just lose you money to use it alongside them, and the fact that you¡¯ve not managed to sell it on again tells me that I¡¯m not exactly looking for premium land here. So, what would you like for a month of its use?¡±
If his jaw had tightened any more, the man¡¯s teeth might¡¯ve cracked. He took a good few seconds of thinking before replying to Shango¡¯s observations, which gave me plenty of time to be nice and impressed by my friend.
¡°Twenty silver.¡± He said at last. Shango snorted.
¡°That¡¯s absurd, you¡¯re asking for more than¡¡± He hesitated, thinking, not as good as Solitaire when it came to math. ¡°Thirty copper a day?¡±
¡°I don¡¯t get thirty copper a day for smashing open heads.¡± Argar cut in, volunteering the information as if it were merely some interesting little piece of trivia. He crossed his arms as he said it, sleeve tugging back slightly to reveal a bicep that looked more categorically akin to the component of some giant engine than a piece of anatomy. The man paled.
¡°Six silver.¡± He said at last. ¡°Final offer.¡±
Shango looked for just a second like he might argue, or simply walk away, but in the end he sighed.
¡°It¡¯s not your final offer, is it?¡± He asked. ¡°Your final offer would be almost nothing, given that you¡¯re earning no money at all from the place.¡±
The man opened his mouth to argue, then Shango spoke over him.
¡°Deal, anyway, consider it a show of good will.¡±
His surprise was matched only by my own, but I knew better than to say anything about it. The man, likewise, only paused, blinked, then nodded before speaking with a strained gruffness.
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¡°Thank you.¡± He managed, then, as if eager to regain some kind of control, his eyes hardened as he followed up with a demand. ¡°I¡¯ll be having my rent up front, first of every month.¡±
¡°Of course.¡± Shango smiled, placidly. ¡°Here you are.¡± He handed a few coins over, which seemed to have the man about as disoriented as if Argar had just leaned over and punched him in the head.
That had always been how Shango did things, though. When someone tried to square their feet and push against him, he¡¯d simply step back. Offer no resistance, let them fall over themselves in the attempt. People couldn¡¯t take control that was just handed to them, he¡¯d explained it all once before.
I¡¯d known his methods, but I¡¯d not really seen them that often. Every time I did was a sharp reminder that Solitaire wasn¡¯t the only genius in my friend group. Scary.
Our new landlord was gone soon, and I followed Shango into the property. The inside¡¯s atmosphere hit us like a wall of frozen shit, its stench so concentrated and strong that it was almost physical. My eyes watered instantly as I strained them to examine the insides with the aid of a few beams of light pouring in from its open door.
Shango was the first of us to regain his bearings, surveying the place with about as much neutrality as could¡¯ve been expected. I joined him.
It was perhaps three hundred square feet, with a ceiling just barely tall enough that the giga-troll we¡¯d fought could¡¯ve stood up straight. Rats scurried around as the light hit them, dirty and, well, ratlike, and the air was so clotted by debris that I could actually see it as ant-sized particulates in the sun.
Argar spoke first, with a chuckle.
¡°Glad to see you¡¯ll be getting your money¡¯s worth.¡± The giant snorted. ¡°Looks like a right perfect place to be saving the world from.¡±
Shango glared at him, an evil look seeping into his eyes.
¡°I know.¡± He sighed. ¡°It¡¯s far from perfect, fortunately we have our loyal warriors to clean it up a bit in preparation for Solitaire to work his magic.¡±
Argar swore, and Helena only eyed Shango, suddenly looking¡Jagged.
¡°You are not going to make me clean rat shit out of a building.¡± She told him, as if it were a bare statement of fact. My friend tilted his head, weighing her.
¡°You wanted to help us, didn¡¯t you?¡±
¡°Help you.¡± Helena snapped. ¡°Fight for you, protect you, and make some change in this world. Not shovel literal shit.¡±
Shango¡¯s face flashed with the ghost of a smile, just for an instant, then it was buried.
¡°So you think it¡¯s beneath you?¡±
She glared, and he continued.
¡°Solitaire shovelled shit, you know, to make his explosives. He spent the better part of a day-¡±
¡°Fine.¡± The Vittonian snapped, glaring harder, not softer, now that she¡¯d finally come around. ¡°Fine, you made your fucking point, happy? I¡¯ll help clear it up.¡±
Shango smiled.
¡°Beam, you¡¯re still working on your magic, right?¡± He asked. I answered with a nod, and he looked thoughtful. ¡°Right. Well, keep doing that, I think I¡¯m going to give my own a bit of a go.¡±
He¡¯d spent much of our journeys doing just that, but hadn¡¯t quite discovered anything new yet. I found myself suspecting that maybe there wasn¡¯t anything new for him. I kept it to myself, regardless, not wanting to ruin his apparently good mood.
For the last few days, I¡¯d been testing my own powers, too. Learning the ins and outs. The major limit I¡¯d uncovered was that I could apparently not give my weapons to other people, nor my armour. Not in any practical sense. Once I let go of one, it didn¡¯t take long for it to disperse entirely, which meant that at best I could arm an ally for seconds. That might find its use anyway, mind, Argar with a big axe or such made with the same magic as my sword might well take trees down with a few swings, but it wouldn¡¯t let us outfit an entire company with magic gear or anything.
That sparked a thought.
¡°When do you think we¡¯ll be able to get our hands on some proper armour?¡± I asked Shango, glancing at Helena and Argar. The former had something, at least, albeit nothing more than some thick woollen gear I¡¯d been told was called a gambeson. Argar was practically walking around in normal clothes, and I didn¡¯t trust his skin to stave off a blade as well as it had Solitaire¡¯s teeth.
My friend seemed equally convinced, sighing.
¡°Twenty gold or so will get us a full suit of plate armour. Maybe¡Uh, maybe twenty five for us, given our sizes.¡±
My heart fell, but Shango¡¯s hand was patting down on my shoulder quickly.
¡°It¡¯s not as hard as it sounds, I mean, Solitaire¡¯s building us a fucking gun, right?¡±
That did lift my spirits a bit, given that it was, in fact, a fucking gun he was talking about. I nodded. Almost considered holding my tongue, but decided to speak anyway.
¡°I just want you all to be safe.¡± I managed, not meeting my friend¡¯s eye, suddenly awkward at the admission. ¡°Putting a bit of steel around you would help that, not that I intend anything to get a finger on you under my watch anyway.¡±
Shango nodded, severely.
¡°We¡¯ve got our feet under us now.¡± He promised me. ¡°Things will get better soon. But for now¡Well, first off, we need work.¡± He sighed, turning to Helena. ¡°You¡¯re literate, right?¡±
She nodded, seeming surprised to be asked, and Shango was quick in continuing.
¡°Then come with me. We¡¯re going to go and look for some work.¡±
Chapter 60
Solitaire POV: Day 61
Current Wealth: 2 gold 17 silver 41 copper
I was pleasantly surprised to find Argar and Helena had done most of the shit-shovelling when I arrived at my new laboratory. Really, the entire conversation I¡¯d had when Beam approached me to explain the situation before I went inside was an emotional rollercoaster. Rage, first, upon hearing about the state inside, then relief upon finding out that it was being taken care of already. Finally a certain pragmatic satisfaction. I¡¯d be needing shit, after all, and having some gathered already was convenient if nothing else.
The sight of Helena, rather attractive woman that she was, disgusting herself with the work of moving it around was just icing on the cake. But I moved past that quickly, sadly far too busy to indulge my lust.
By the time I¡¯d gotten back the job was mostly done already, and Shango had set off on a shopping trip. I found that much out from Helena, who¡¯d accompanied him on his other outing to find us some work. Obviously having my interest piqued by that fact, I asked her for more details.
There was work in Elswick, as we¡¯d hoped, and there was more of it than in anywhere we¡¯d yet been. The city had been having some issues with locals. Nothing major, really, nothing awful. Just a few thousand tribal orcs causing trouble for the humans with raiding parties. I grinned.
Where there was conflict, there was money to be made for resolving it, and orcs were tough. Bigger than humans, taller, stronger by far. Helena told me how their menace had been growing more intense, not less, over the months since it really started, and I believed her. This was a problem that could continue pricking the city¡¯s nobility for some time, which meant it was an excellent source of revenue for us.
But I was getting ahead of myself, we needed actual killing ability first. Magic was nice and all, but it was a slow process to actually learn it. Biggest prodigy in history and, so far, I was just about capable of simulating the effects of a flickering lightbulb. That wouldn¡¯t be the most effective weapon against a giant, grey-skinned barbarian, so we¡¯d need to look into other directions. Fortunately Shango was back soon after we finished shovelling the mess out of the warehouse, carrying with him all my heart could desire.
Big vials and mixing glasses, an alembic, mortar and pestles, mixing buckets and other things. My heart was quite simple, being honest. We¡¯d discussed the equipment I might need on our way to the city of course, and, although a lot of mediaeval alchemy was complete bullshit, a good portion of the things devised to help mix materials for it were pretty on point.
I wouldn¡¯t be trying to turn my piss into gold, though. That would be absurd. Why do that when I could turn shit into gunpowder? That was where the money was at.
Well, the black powder was just step one, in any case. It wouldn¡¯t do us too much good on its own, but there were plenty of ways to mitigate its natural disadvantages.
Shrapnel was one, sort of. The use of ball bearings or other solid projectile fillings in hand-usable explosive devices goes back centuries, but there¡¯s a major fundamental issue with it when using black powder. Namely; black powder is weak as shit. If you want enough for a decent sized explosive, it gets heavy fast, and I wasn¡¯t entirely certain about where the magic balance between ineffectual weakness and enough weight that I couldn¡¯t throw it far enough to not be in the kill radius lay. It would be an interesting thing to experiment with, but later, there were more productive things of more immediate value.
We set off while the shit was boiling- not actually a sentence that has ever been stranger to my vocabulary, mind- and headed for a smith. It wasn¡¯t particularly hard to find one nearby, our warehouse, like most, was in the city¡¯s ¡°industrial sector¡±, or it would¡¯ve been if the city weren¡¯t owned by mud people who hadn¡¯t even discovered industry yet. Either way, finding an apeman who was good at folding metal didn¡¯t take us long.
The shop was a small thing, as were almost all others in Redacle, and we were assailed by a blast of hot air and iron-scented winds as we entered. It was cramped inside, metal tools and fittings hanging from every surface, save for a single space near the centre. About twenty square metres had been cleared out, there, and were occupied only by three things. Smithing equipment that was affixed to the ground or walls, a screaming-hot lump of metal, and a big, broad-shouldered man using both.
We watched for a few moments, seeing how he bullied the metal into shape with remarkable speed. I glanced at Shango, and wasn¡¯t surprised when he nodded, silently mouthing the words ¡°level eight¡± to me.
That made sense. Redacle, in the books, had had such things as legendarily forged weapons capable of cutting through chainmail like¡Well, like the Valyrian Steel we¡¯d directly ripped off from A Song of Ice and Fire. There¡¯d always been smiths and craftsmen of supernatural skill just as there¡¯d always been warriors of superhuman strength, it seemed the mysterious system we were gaming reflected that with greater-than-one levels.
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I cleared my throat to get the man¡¯s attention, and he replied without so much as glancing up.
¡°Not now.¡± The man answered. ¡°Need to finish this piece before it cools again, first heating is best for flexibility.¡±
Slightly put out, I nonetheless kept quiet while I waited for him to finish. It didn¡¯t take more than a minute or two, thankfully, and by the time the man was done I just felt even more hopeful that he¡¯d actually comprehend my design.
¡°Now, what do you want?¡± The man asked. I took a step forward, taking the lead, now. Shango was good at fucking people over like a politician, sure, but when it came to matters of matter and maths, I didn¡¯t trust anyone alive more than myself.
¡°We need you to make something for us.¡± I replied. ¡°Obviously. Thing is, it¡¯s something advanced, too. The reward you¡¯ll get for doing so is a design you can use yourself however you¡¯d like, to sell or show off or shove up your ass if you want. But the first thing is just for us.¡±
He didn¡¯t look impressed. Doubtless, plenty of people tried to sway one another with impossible offers all the time here. God knew they did enough of that back on earth.
¡°What¡¯s the request?¡± He asked. ¡°And what design would I be paid with?¡±
¡°The design is for a sort of shifting mechanism designed to move an object and substance from one cylinder to another.¡± I explained. ¡°If you accept it I can draw it out for you on some paper. Your payment will be the designs for a repeating crossbow capable of firing thirty times in a minute.¡±
I could see I had him enticed, at that, and the man was careful in swallowing before replying. Obviously he was sharp enough to at least attempt to hide his eagerness, which probably made him sharp enough not to be convinced yet.
¡°How can something like that work?¡± He challenged. I shrugged.
¡°Oh it¡¯s obvious really, mostly it uses gravity, would you like to see?¡±
The man hesitated, thought, came close to saying something before pausing. Then sighed and nodded. ¡°Show me.¡±
He gave me parchment, gave me a quill, and gave me one chance to draw it all out. Fortunately I used it well enough.
Now, being clear, I actually had no idea how to build a repeating crossbow, I knew they¡¯d been used largely in China and I knew what their approximate rate of fire was but that was about it. Fortunately, it¡¯s not actually that difficult to work out how something would¡¯ve worked provided you know a few key details about its shape and function.
I knew, for example, that the Chinese version I was thinking of had a big box on top of it, which was my clue that it was probably packing a top-mounted magazine and that gravity was used to load it. From there I just thought about the most logical and efficient ways to have the bowstring draw itself, to keep jams from occurring, to make it easy and smoothe to detach one magazine for another. I thought as I drew, and continued drawing even as my hand started to throb from the pressure of carving lines across tough animal hide.
By the time I was done, the blacksmith looked quite impressed, which impressed me in turn. He must¡¯ve been piecing together the design as it came to me, reading over my shoulder. That was a good sign that he was good at his job.
¡°I could just take this knowledge and make the design myself.¡± He noted. ¡°Now that you¡¯ve shown it to me. Even try and recreate my own, what¡¯s stopping me from doing that?¡±
I was ready for the question of course, ready, too, for him not asking it- which would¡¯ve been a sure sign of his planning to do just that in secret.
¡°If you do that I¡¯ll just sell it to every other smith I meet in the city, and then every other city. You¡¯ll lose the advantage of being first to produce it, and the only one to have hard schematics. I won¡¯t have near-exclusivity, but I¡¯ll have a lot of gold.¡±
He weighed me, then sighed.
¡°Alright, show me the second design.¡±
This one was a bit harder, but not too difficult. Lots of axis and shifting piston-mechanisms. I essentially needed to keep two separate cylinders for containing munitions, one for the actual solid projectiles, another for the powder. I ended up deciding on a design that worked- a sort of shifting chamber that would press open latches to let the contents of each spill into the main barrel- and drew it all out as clearly as I could manage.
Mr blacksmith wasn¡¯t as impressed this time, but I hadn¡¯t expected him to be. Even if he¡¯d known what black powder was, which was doubtful, I¡¯d be surprised if he was familiar with the idea of using it as a propellant. I might as well have showed him a smart phone for all his ability to comprehend.
¡°I can certainly make this.¡± He noted, with a frown. Clearly the poor bastard had been hoping for a simpler job. ¡°Should take me¡A week, perhaps.¡±
A week was a lot quicker than I¡¯d been expecting, but I hid the fact. Evidently there were advantages to levelled craftsmen.
¡°Excellent.¡± I grinned. ¡°My brother can work out the specifics of pay and delivery.¡± I gestured for Shango to do his thing, and he did so.
We were moving back to our warehouse soon enough, finding Argar waiting outside- we had, of course, left the most advanced weapons¡¯ manufactory in the country at least guarded while we were out. His face was a mask of worry as we neared, however, and I immediately hurried to him.
¡°The thing.¡± He gasped. ¡°The thing you said would be happening in a few hours, it¡¯s already happening now.¡±
I barged inside, and found that, sure enough, crystals were lining the boiling cauldron we¡¯d left.
But that was wrong, it hadn¡¯t been nearly long enough for potassium nitrate to crystalize, not long enough at all. And then I remembered that something had happened faster than anticipated last time, too.
My nasty, terrible, no-good, very bad computer of a brain started churning away like always.
Chapter 61
Shango POV: Day 61
Current Wealth: 2 gold 11 silver 41 copper
Solitaire had on, for a moment, one of his ¡°freaking out¡± faces, and I was about ready to try and hold him down with Beam before he could turn any nearby appliances into an improvised explosive. Old habits of course, given the technological disadvantage, it took him quite a lot more work to commit acts of terrorism in Redacle than it had back home, but even if it hadn¡¯t, he didn¡¯t go the direction I¡¯d been expecting.
A calm broke over him, thoughtful and considering. I was so relieved to see my friend not start attempting to re-enact the Vietnam War that I almost didn¡¯t think to ask what was on his mind. Almost.
¡°Solitaire-¡±
¡°-My power.¡± He interrupted, not even looking at me. ¡°I must have been right, this reacted far, far too quickly. Happened before, too, must be something about me. Revolutionary. I¡¯m not just going to spread Marxism to everyone.¡± Solitaire turned, affixing me with a stare of solar intensity. ¡°My powers let me see elements, predict reactions. I think they can speed them up, too.¡±
The look I gave him must¡¯ve been a particularly blank one, because he actually got annoyed upon seeing it.
¡°If you can speed up a reaction, then there¡¯s no reason you can¡¯t make reactions happen that wouldn¡¯t normally.¡± He snapped. ¡°Like a catalyst, sort of, except not really because- ugh, just¡.This means a lot, it means we might be able to skip a few steps in our chemistry, might even be able to combine things¡More easily.¡± He trailed off, words clearly turning incoherent as his mind detached from the conversation, and Solitaire eyed the equipment and resources set up across the room. He was quick in plucking crystals out of the cauldron, dropping them into a vat of water he¡¯d started boiling almost as soon as he entered, then eying it.
Even I saw what happened next, crystals breaking down near-instantly, dissolving within moments. A grin tilted his mouth.
¡°Mix that yellow powder with the charcoal dust.¡± He ordered. I realised the instructions were for me, and I quickly got to performing them, handing him the mixture just in time for him to continue his work with it. Once again, it all reacted near-instantly, dissolving, mixing, synthesising. Solitaire¡¯s excitement was growing, and mine was rising right alongside it.
Within ten minutes his frenzied work was done, and he turned to the room at large with one of the biggest smirks I¡¯d ever seen him wear.
¡°Two things to note.¡± He declared, much to the relief of a now-thoroughly-perplexed Helena and Argar. ¡°First, we have our explosive powder a lot sooner than expected. The second¡Is that I actually am a wizard, after all.¡±
Neither of them looked particularly impressed, but his words reminded me of something.
¡°Your magical instruction.¡± I cut in. ¡°How did that go?¡±
Solitaire glanced at me, almost distractedly.
¡°Oh, right, turns out I¡¯m the most gifted magus in history or something.¡± I stared at him, and he grinned. ¡°You probably are, too, by the way, Beam as well. I mentioned you both to the woman who taught me and she agreed to test and train you both, though she seemed sceptical as hell. She¡¯s playing a long-term game by basically investing in people who she believes have the magical talent of the Emperor of Mankind.¡±
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We¡¯d been getting a lot of good news lately, and at the risk of sounding like Solitaire, it was making me start to worry about what was in store for us. One couldn¡¯t have this much positivity without some karmic balance in my experience.
Still, that was nothing to let actually affect my decisions. A gut feeling was nothing near as accurate as a brain feeling.
¡°I¡¯ll head over as soon as I can.¡± I agreed, then glanced at the chemistry set up. ¡°What are we doing with this?¡±
Solitaire hesitated.
¡°I know we wanted to keep this all a secret, but¡I think we might be able to sell it on for money.¡±
I chewed a thoughtful lip, waiting for him to continue.
¡°Just think about how much people would pay for this sort of thing, think about what it could do to tip the tables for basically any military who had them. Yes, that¡¯d make us extremely noticeable and attract a lot of unwanted attention, but we¡¯d be enriching ourselves so quickly it¡¯d barely matter. What are they going to do when we¡¯re standing behind two hundred hired men with pointy sticks and chainmail? How about two thousand? How about a quarter-million?¡±
He had a point, as he always did. But Solitaire¡¯s issue had never been pointlessness; it was that, when he did have a point, he tended to try and forcibly insert it into other people¡¯s urethras. My metaphor was getting away from me, so I replied.
¡°What sort of money do you suppose we could be getting from this?¡±
I¡¯d directed my question to the room at large, and Helena replied quickly.
¡°For a weapon like the one you used against the rotters, you could easily ask-¡±
¡°Not that.¡± Solitaire cut in, quickly. ¡°Never that, I don¡¯t want these simpletons to get their hands on guns, how much for a big explosion in all directions? Probably enough to kill a few dozen rotters, maybe more.¡±
She looked slightly confused, and chastened, but moved past it quickly enough to reply.
¡°Dozens of gold.¡± Helena replied. ¡°Easily.¡±
Solitaire glanced at me, and I sighed.
¡°Okay, yes, we know it¡¯ll be a lot, but the risk is insane.¡±
¡°We¡¯ll be quick about spending it, then.¡± Solitaire suggested. ¡°First thing¡¯s first, armour for everyone. Proper armour, steel plate, chainmail beneath, the works. We¡¯ll have that smith work on more Solis guns-¡±
¡°Solis guns? Really-¡± He ignored me.
¡°-And within a few weeks we¡¯ll be blowing off heads from hundreds of metres away.¡±
¡°If someone tries to copy our work?¡± I asked. ¡°Just barges in and insists on seeing it?¡±
¡°I¡¯ll keep an explosive charge here ready to blow everything up.¡± He shrugged, smirk playing at the side of his mouth. That earned a sidelong glance from a few of us, Solitaire¡¯s pyromania was getting a bit difficult to ignore.
We went back and forth a while longer, then eventually reached an agreement. We¡¯d sell the gunpowder.
Something in my gut twisted at the thought of handing people weapons, I didn¡¯t like the idea of being responsible for what was done with them. Certainly not these people. I¡¯d spent plenty of time criticising Western countries for selling arms to dictatorships back on earth¡In fact, so had Solitaire. And yet he hadn¡¯t even blinked at this.
I eyed my friend, trying to gauge what I could of his feelings, but as usual he was a locked box. Whatever cracks had appeared after the vampire fight, they were closed up now. Either that, or he was just turned to keep them from my sight.
¡°So tomorrow is probably the best time for you to head off and see the magus woman.¡± He cut in, snapping me from my thoughtful stupor. I nodded.
¡°Right, yeah, tomorrow, makes sense.¡± I nodded, forcing a smile. It wasn¡¯t hard to make the excitement wrapped around it seem sincere. Despite everything, the idea that I might be some wizard demigod was one hell of a mood lifter.
Solitaire, though, seemed to catch my apprehension anyway. Face flashing with something for just a half-instant, then falling back to normal.
¡°I¡¯ll finish our first batch, then. You won¡¯t be able to do much practising until tomorrow so this seems like a convenient time for you to head out and find a suitable buyer for the gunpowder.¡±
It seemed that a lot of what I¡¯d been doing lately was negotiating prices and purchasing or buying. Then again, that had been an even greater lot of what I¡¯d done with my teenage years, I supposed I couldn¡¯t complain. If nothing else, I wasn¡¯t boiling shit for hours every day. I trudged out of Solitaire¡¯s workshop, money in my pocket- just a few silvers for safety- and Argar at my back, eager to find the source of our next success.
Something told me it wouldn¡¯t exactly be hard.
Chapter 62
Shango POV: Day 61
Current Wealth: 2 gold 11 silver 41 copper
I¡¯d expected to have quite an easy time selling our new explosive powder, and I¡¯d been wrong. It was a ridiculously easy one.
As it turns out, in a pre-industrial society, there¡¯s quite a strong demand for a magic powder that can blow a troll¡¯s legs off at close range. A quick demonstration with the meagre amount I brought with me left the very first person I asked about it eager to purchase. He was a mercenary, of course, and one of the wealthier ones. A level twenty two man in his mid-forties, clearly experienced and hardened by decades of practice. He¡¯d probably have beaten the vampire we¡¯d fought back in Rinchester even without the set of solid steel plate armour I¡¯d seen him with.
Fortunately, he wasn¡¯t so powerful that a three hundred year anachronism would fail to benefit him. We did our business quickly, and I left with a deal secured.
We¡¯d trekked quite a ways across the city, and it took us some time to get back to the warehouse. Almost an hour. By the time we did, though, things had changed.
Solitaire was seated in one corner, looking smugly at Argar and I as we walked in, gesturing to his workspace with a big grin splitting his face from one ear to the other.
¡°Black powder.¡± He declared. ¡°About thirty kilos¡¯ worth, enough for two genuine, certified war crimes. Hope you found a buyer.¡±
I told him about the events, giving the details as quickly as I could, hard though it was to speak clearly. This was big, very, very big. We¡¯d been planning on the assumption that every reasonable portion of explosives would be hours of effort for us, Solitaire had moved our schemes along very far with this new revelation.
¡°He wants them in grenade form, like the sample I showed him.¡± I finished, having demonstrated about a quarter-kilogram¡¯s worth of the stuff. ¡°Offered to pay two silver for each portion.¡±
Solitaire did the maths faster than I could even notice.
¡°It costs us about one silver for two kilos.¡± He explained. ¡°And this would let us sell those two kilos for sixteen silver, making a profit of fifteen . So we have enough right now for four gold and twenty-four silver.¡±
Four gold and twenty-four silver, for a single day of shopping and work. I almost started jumping up and down on the spot, and turning around I saw broad grins plastered across everyone else.
¡°I¡¯ll take the powder to him right now, then.¡± I announced. ¡°After that we¡¯ll start looking into equipment, we¡¯re still on plate armour right?¡±
¡°We are.¡± Beam nodded. ¡°But I thought you were learning magic?¡±
That snapped me back into it, and I nodded.
¡°Right¡¡±
¡°I¡¯ll sell it.¡± Solitaire assured me. ¡°You go and become Gandalf. God knows we have enough time to do whatever, now, we¡¯re never gonna starve again.¡±
Despite the instinctual urge for us all to just stay and celebrate, we ended up moving out anyway, and I was soon at the magus¡¯ shop. I entered to see the woman Solitaire had described, already eying me expectantly. She was healthier than I¡¯d thought, and taller, too. I supposed magi tended to be better fed here, not as withered and shrunken.
¡°I¡¯m Shango Belahont.¡± I told her, with a smile, and she just nodded.
¡°Right, Solitaire¡¯s brother, my new student. Apparently. He seemed confident you¡¯d be as gifted as him.¡±
I wasn¡¯t so sure, in truth, but Solitaire tended to have a way of intuiting things like that. I just shrugged.
¡°Only one way to find out, right?¡±
¡°Right, sit down.¡±
I did, and she administered the test quickly. Neither of us was particularly surprised to find that I passed, what we were really waiting for- me more than her- was to see how much of the gift I¡¯d been fortunate enough to enter this world with.
As it happened, quite a lot.
I knew something odd was happening when the woman remained visibly surprised within a short span into our lessons, but it wasn¡¯t until I¡¯d already finished the few hours of practice that I got the chance to ask her about it.
¡°You¡¯ve made more progress than your brother.¡± She choked, seeming disbelieving even as the sentence left her mouth. I enjoyed a smile to myself before replying.
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¡°You¡¯re sure?¡±
¡°Of course.¡± She snapped, seeming affronted. Odd that. I suppose it mustn¡¯t have been pleasant to meet someone so innately good at a craft you¡¯d spent years on honing.
¡°Alright.¡± I soothed. ¡°Sorry, I just wanted to check.¡±
¡°You just wanted to hear me say it again.¡± She accused, glaring daggers. ¡°To stroke your ego.¡±
I hesitated, then nodded. She was right about that much. Right, and more than a little clever to have seen it.
¡°Well, congratulations.¡± The magus continued, with a sigh. ¡°You¡¯ve supplanted your brother for position of most gifted user of magic in recorded history. Do break the news to him lightly, will you?¡±
¡°I¡¯m sorry if I seemed smug.¡± I cut in, forcing myself to be serious. ¡°I just¡Got some very good news, I¡¯m sure you can understand why it might have left me in a good mood.¡±
The woman sighed.
¡°Yes, I can, please forgive my attitude. I¡¯ve just had quite a lot of foundational magical theory shaken right in front of me. Twice. You¡¯ll want lessons alongside your brother then?¡±
¡°I will.¡± I concurred. ¡°And for our other brother, Beam, if his gift is comparable.¡±
She shrugged.
¡°Three of you. Of course there are. Very well, I¡¯ll do what I can, but I expect a castle all to myself once you¡¯re all ruling the country.¡±
By her tone, I couldn¡¯t tell if she was even joking. There¡¯d certainly be less predictable shifts throughout Redacle¡¯s history, the ability to use magic in the highest orders was something that could do a lot of military heavy lifting for a nation. Could, and had. And if one threw an army behind that much power¡Well, there wasn¡¯t much that would stop it.
Even an army that didn¡¯t have guns as standard-issue.
I was getting ahead of myself, though. I gave the magus my thanks and headed from her shop, moving quickly back to the warehouse. Solitaire and Beam were awaiting me as I returned.
¡°We¡¯ve been talking.¡± Solitaire began, unnecessarily. I knew they¡¯d been talking, both of them had been far too anticipatory to have just been waiting around doing nothing until I met them. ¡°About our next base of operations.¡±
Weird way to phrase it, but I caught his meaning.
¡°You¡¯re about to ask that we splurge on a higher class inn?¡± I grinned. He didn¡¯t smile back.
¡°No.¡± Solitaire replied, paused, and gave Beam chance to cut in.
¡°He¡¯s about to suggest we let him build his dream schizo bunker to set up shop in.¡±
I blinked, eying both of my friends while Solitaire glared at the swordsman.
¡°In less assholish terms than that,¡± The Revolutionary sighed, ¡°Yes, I was. I don¡¯t want to just live in some random inn now that we know there¡¯s a mad magus after us- particularly when we¡¯re about to basically broadcast our current location to him.¡±
¡°So you want to build a house instead?¡± No, of course he didn¡¯t. I corrected my question before he could. ¡°You want to build a fortress?¡±
Solitaire smiled.
¡°Finally, someone who understands my genius-¡±
¡°We can¡¯t though.¡± I snapped. ¡°Can we? No, we can¡¯t. What are you¡¡±
Oh, but we were learning magic. And magi could do lots of things.
It¡¯s about time I explained how their powers work, right? Basically, in Redacle, the world is made out of sort of¡Passages, you might say. The written word kind. Yes, I know, I know. Anyway, magi could tweak these a bit, reshape and rethread. The less obvious the change, the more reliably they could make it, and the more powerful the magus the more overt they could afford to be.
That was why it was a lot easier and safer for Corvan to knit Beam¡¯s ribs back together than, say, growing him a new set entirely. They also tended to specialise. Healing was relatively rare, but not that much.
Stone and earth, though, that was fairly commonplace. It was the reason after all that even the shitty mediaeval towns we¡¯d been encountering had walls stretching dozens of feet up from the ground. Hell, it was the reason people had full plate armour centuries before gunpowder. Now magi charged enough for their powers, given the inherent risks and difficulties, that actually commissioning one to build something for you would just about empty your coffers. But if you got powers of your own¡
For us, the writers, magic had been a cheap convenience to explain all the anachronisms that came with a pop-cultural depiction of mediaeval times. For us the survivors¡
For us the survivors, and us the magical geniuses, it might be much, much more.
¡°It depends on how quickly we can learn to master our powers.¡± I replied at last, not even bothering to hide the considering note from my voice. I¡¯d barely spent half a second thinking about matters, but for Solitaire that would¡¯ve felt like an agonisingly long stretch. He didn¡¯t let whatever neurotic irritation was currently tormenting him show, though, only grinned.
¡°We shouldn¡¯t take that long, right? Zhariak took¡What, half a month to become a novice? And he was less talented than the best in history.¡±
Zhariak, the main character from our book. A budding magus and overall arrogant bastard. An odd thought occurred to me then, as I realised that he was very possibly wandering around somewhere out there, sharing a planet with me, breathing in the same atmosphere. Somehow that smashed the gap between my reality and Redacle¡¯s fantasy more than any of the undeniably concrete pain or pleasure I¡¯d felt here.
Not enough to distract me from Solitaire''s words though.
¡°Half a month is still probably longer than we¡¯ll have, it¡¯ll take Corvan less than half that time to reach us, and we¡¯ll still have to actually build.¡±
¡°I can take Corvan.¡± Beam cut in, confidently. We both stared at him.
¡°No the fuck you can¡¯t.¡± Solitaire gaped.
¡°And you¡¯re not trying to, either, he¡¯d destroy you.¡± I added, feeling a migraine suddenly growing.
Before the swordsman could quote a certain white-haired Jujutsu Kaisen character, and thus force my hand into strangling him, Helena piped up.
¡°You¡¯re scared of a magus chasing you down, but won¡¯t you be wealthy enough to hire your own soon? If only for a day.¡±
That gave all of us something to consider for a moment.
¡°Not necessarily.¡± Solitaire sighed at last. ¡°We¡¯re still limited in our production by the actual ingredients to gunpowder, we¡¯ll be racking up more than a share of wealth, no doubt, but I don¡¯t want to bet on having enough to hire multiple magi. And I don¡¯t like the idea of trusting in only one to get the better of Corvan. Even if they¡¯re his superior, they might have a stroke of poor luck.¡±
¡°So what do we do then?¡± Beam frowned. ¡°Mercenary work?¡±
Solitaire and I shared a look, and nodded. We¡¯d been putting it off for long enough, I supposed, we were always going to have gotten into another fight eventually. Might as well hurry it along.
¡°Mercenary work.¡± I agreed. ¡°Let¡¯s get a hurry on gearing up.¡±
Chapter 63
Beam POV: Day 68
Current Wealth: 118 gold 31 silver 14 copper
Several things happened on our seventh day in Elswick, all of them good.
The first was that Solitaire¡¯s gun was finally finished, and we all hurried in picking it up. I was a bit disappointed to find that it was not, in fact, a giant Browning M2, minigun or anti-tank rifle. Perhaps it was a bit unfair, but Solitaire¡¯s abilities in my head had started to become quite close to Tony Stark¡¯s. He did seem a bit put out when I let my disappointment at its rate of fire show.
Which isn¡¯t to say it wouldn¡¯t change things. For several reasons. Easy to load, all one needed to do with it was keep one compartment to the left of its barrel stacked with tiny little lead balls- which we¡¯d also commissioned in large quantities- with the other side holding a compartment for the gunpowder to slide down, picked up from its store at the back by an oscillating sort of¡Grip, thing. Being honest, I¡¯m not very good at describing the technicalities of things.
What I can describe is the effectiveness, though. We gave Shango a hundred shots to practise, and by the end of them he was consistently blowing holes in a human-sized target from well over a hundred metres. That was more than the range of basically any bow weapon I could think of, which was good enough for our purposes.
The more immediately exciting bonus, of course, was that we¡¯d also commissioned several sets of plate armour last week, from several different smiths for the purpose of speed, and they were all finally being finished. One for Helena, Argar, Solitaire and Shango. None for me- apparently my magic meant I wasn¡¯t worth spending the money on. Thrifty pricks.
Well, we¡¯d not had that much to spend, being fair. By the time we¡¯d forked over all the necessary funds our surplus of over one gold had quickly shrivelled by ninety seven. Even looking at the results, it was hard to feel like the sum had been worth it.
All of the others were testing their movement in the armour, flexing and shifting, feet leaving the floorboards to creak under them as they readjusted to moving a body now some thirty kilos heavier. Argar¡¯s was by far the largest frame, and I wondered how much extra mass his own protection had been packed with. We took the better part of an hour to adjust, grappling and sparring, rolling and falling.
Fortunately, Solitaire had watched everyone being fitted with their plate, and assured us all he¡¯d memorised the process of stripping it off. Whether he was lying or not, we had better things to concern ourselves with.
We¡¯d discovered a few convenient facts about our new friends while we were spending the week working and training, most pressingly that Helena, somehow, was actually literate. We still didn¡¯t actually know what that woman¡¯s past was, I myself hadn¡¯t spoken to her much, but I was in no place to complain given how convenient it was having someone to peruse the missives for us.
She did just that, around noon, while we all waited standing around her and watching, giving feedback on each suggestion.
¡°Uh, a caravan needs protection moving from here to Dragonsfell and back? It¡¯s offering three gold.¡± She asked. We talked, then decided against it.
¡°Too long.¡± Solitaire sighed. ¡°Not worth it.¡±
¡°There¡¯s a village that¡¯s been harassed by a raiding party, they want someone to find their camp and clear it out.¡±
That sparked a bit of thought.
¡°How big is the village?¡± Shango asked. Helena frowned.
¡°Doesn¡¯t say here, but the place is Whitan, I¡¯ve been there once or twice. It¡¯s about the size of Rinchester, before the rotters I mean.¡±
Our faces soured. We were definitely not clearing out a force big enough to bully hundreds of people single-handedly, armour or not.
¡°Ah, what about this?¡± She grinned. ¡°An old Remon fort has been taken and currently occupied by the orcs, the city itself wants someone to take it back. There¡¯s a time limit, the guards are being sent in to remove them within a few days, but it¡¯s not more than one day¡¯s travel away. Thirty gold.¡±
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We¡¯d been finding it harder and harder to procure the ingredients for gunpowder, and Solitaire claimed his breath was starting to smell like shit. Thirty gold sounded very, very good, even after the massive profits we¡¯d made over the past week. I knew it¡¯d tempt everyone before I even saw their faces creasing over in thought.
¡°What sort of fort is it?¡± Solitaire asked. Helena peered at the paper, frowning.
¡°Uh, a hill-fort. Remon, like I said, built and rebuilt over and over again. Wooden walls, a drawbridge-¡±
¡°A motte and bailey.¡± Solitaire cut in, understanding flashing. ¡°Of course.¡±
I should¡¯ve guessed it myself.. The Remons were our version of the Romans. Yes, yes, I know, believe me I know. We did start writing this book when we were fifteen, in our defence. Regardless, if it was something as primitive as that then it probably wouldn¡¯t be packed with hundreds of the enemy, at least.
¡°Any idea what the average armament of the orcs is?¡± Shango asked, clearly giving the idea some considering himself. That almost had me decided on its own, he was by far the most cautious of us, if he thought something was on the table then it was probably all but a sure thing for the rest of us.
Helena shook her head though.
¡°They¡¯re not really giving much information in that regard.¡±
¡°Iron weapons.¡± Argar piped up, suddenly. ¡°Mostly, pig-iron of the sort you¡¯d see on northerner raiders. Most of them are either wearing furs, or some primitive sort of wool armour. The occasional one has nice and big blocks of iron sticking on them, not quite plate, but not quite not plate either. Those ones usually have actual steel too, though I don¡¯t know where they get it.¡±
We all eyed him, and he grinned smugly.
¡°There are benefits to frequenting every pub in the city, you know. I hear everything the mercenaries have been saying, and a particularly juicy bit of gossip can actually outpace magical communication on the military grapevine.¡±
I made a note not to underestimate Argar again. The big guy played aloof, but he was about as sharp as the new axe we¡¯d bought him.
¡°That sounds manageable.¡± Solitaire observed, shooting an approving glance Argar¡¯s way. ¡°Very manageable, actually, I¡¯d been assuming our opposition would be as well armed as the local humans.¡±
Even in spite of his good mood, his lip still curled slightly when he said the last word. ¡°Humans¡±, stretching the vowel, wincing as if he¡¯d just tasted something bitter. It was as if the very thought of people disgusted him. That was, of course, because it did. I supposed fighting orcs might give me a bit of insight into how my friend felt fighting his own species.
¡°We¡¯ll still be outnumbered.¡± Shango noted. ¡°Right? There¡¯s only five of us.¡±
¡°We¡¯re all far more than the average soldier.¡± Solitaire countered. ¡°And there won¡¯t be that many of the enemy. At best there¡¯ll be a hundred, which will require some farming infrastructure set up to occupy for any length of time. Helena, how long have they been there?¡±
¡°Three weeks.¡± The Vit replied, and Solitaire nodded, apparently having anticipated the answer.
¡°Three weeks.¡± He echoed. ¡°And it¡¯s winter, so they can¡¯t have been growing anything in any significant amount. Do they have wagons, Argar?¡±
The giant shook his head.
¡°Good. That means any resources they brought in would¡¯ve been basically carried by hand, I think we have good odds of finding no more than a few dozen there.¡±
We all eyed him, far from reassured by the declaration.
¡°That¡¯s still a few dozen.¡± Shango sighed.
¡°And it¡¯s a fraction of a hundred.¡± Solitaire snapped. ¡°I think you¡¯re all underestimating how dangerous we are, the Belahonts in particular. Beam alone could probably take ten of the fuckers as he is now, let alone the rest of us combined. For God¡¯s sake Shango you have a gun.¡±
As far as arguments went, it sounded a lot more petulant than usual. I supposed that was just the natural consequence of making it an argument about how we¡¯d totally be able to kick ten guys¡¯ asses each. Still, it wasn¡¯t exactly¡Flawed.
¡°We can check it out at least.¡± I noted. ¡°It¡¯s just a day¡¯s travel, we can easily afford that. The potential rewards are huge.¡±
¡°Come on Shango,¡± Solitaire added, ¡°Don¡¯t be a bitch.¡±
It probably wasn¡¯t the ribbing that decided him in the end, but it certainly looked like it was. Shango¡¯s decision to humour us came just moments after Solitaire¡¯s poking.
¡°Fine.¡± He growled, through a clenched jaw and closed teeth. ¡°How and when do we set off?¡±
¡°Carriage has served us well so far, I see no reason to abandon it now.¡± I shrugged.
¡°I suppose you¡¯re right.¡± He glared.
The preparations didn¡¯t take us long, most of our week had been spent ¡°preparing¡± for something on the level of what we were heading for, and we set out with a confidence we¡¯d not felt since arriving here.
After seven days of being cooped up, hurried and worked to the bone, we were finally having a nice, juicy enemy dropped in front of us. Bodies covered with steel, hands filled with actually high-grade weapons, limbs powered by magic superhumanity accumulated through months of torturous fights and underhanded trickery.
Perhaps it spoke ill of me, but I felt a rush of excitement as I joined my friends in walking. Vampiric rapier at one side of me, and skill in conjuring new weapons practised to the point of taking me less than a second. Here was a chance to finally see whether I stood the test of Redacle¡¯s truly hardened killers.
Somehow, I found myself unable to even fathom the idea that we might fall short.
Chapter 64
Solitaire POV: Day 69
Current Wealth: 21 gold 31 silver 14 copper
It was a motte and bailey type castle, and we could tell, just peering at it from afar, that it didn¡¯t hold that many.
The place was small for one thing, too little to fit anywhere close to a hundred even at its peak, and there were far too few people shifting around the outside for there to be anywhere near even that amount. I was bad at estimation. Well, no, actually I was excellent at estimation- humans were bad at estimation in general. Still, I was confident we¡¯d not be facing any more than forty enemies, and definitely not all at once.
On the other hand, a potential max of forty fucking enemies was a lot for anyone to deal with. Helena seemed more concerned at the prospect than most of us.
¡°Eight each.¡± She breathed. ¡°We can¡¯t manage that, plate or not, magic or not. We¡¯d best turn back now, while we still can.¡±
¡°Eight each.¡± Beam noted. ¡°I can manage that, plate or not.¡±
The Vitonian glared at him, and I found myself cutting in before either of them could start a doubtlessly irritating argument.
¡°We don¡¯t need to just waltz over and headbutt one of them.¡± I noted. ¡°There¡¯s other ways to do this, smarter ways.¡± They all eyed me, and started thinking of some.
¡°Stealth is the obvious trick.¡± Shango noted. ¡°We attack at night?¡±
¡°We won¡¯t be doing much sneaking wearing sixty pounds of metal.¡± Argar grunted.
That was when Beam piped up.
¡°I don¡¯t have loud armour, though.¡± He noted. ¡°Not loud, not heavy, I could scale that wall easy.¡±
We all turned to it, eying the thing. I made about fifteen- no, thirteen- feet. Four metres in non-caveman measurements. Could he?
Yes, easily. And without risk, too. A four metre fall wouldn¡¯t hurt Beam even if he landed face first, the way he was now. We¡¯d grown more than just strong. Powerful.
But should he? That was the more pressing consideration, there was plenty of death waiting for us on the other side of those walls, we could see as much now, and if Beam got surrounded by it all on his own then even he wouldn¡¯t last long.
There was one simple fact that weighed heavier than the others.
¡°Your armour glows in the dark.¡± Shango hissed. ¡°You¡¯d be spotted in two seconds flat.¡±
Beam hesitated, and I could practically see our ¡°brother¡± about to erupt.
¡°You are not going up there fucking naked!¡± He snapped. Beam met his fire, for once, with some of his own. That was when I knew the argument would be a painful one, when his heels dug in, they dug in.
¡°We don¡¯t have any better ideas.¡± He snapped. ¡°I can get in, open the doors and save us all the trouble of smashing through, we¡¯ll all be on them faster than they can believe and probably have one dead each before they¡¯re even fighting back.¡±
It was a lot of speculation, confidently stating facts about variables even I¡¯d be hesitant to make into absolutes. Obviously, it didn¡¯t convince Shango for an instant.
The back and forth proceeded about as expected, with both sides occasionally gaining some opposition or assistance from one of the other three now just watching it all. Finally, when both Beam and Shango were becoming tired enough that their barked arguments started to grow more sparse, I finally cut in.
¡°We can use Beam.¡± I said at last. ¡°But there¡¯s no reason we need him to be the main crux of this.¡±
All eyes turned to me, and I elaborated.
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¡°Firstly, I think we can all agree that of the five of us, I alone have the advantage of being given a normal, healthy childhood which imbued me with a proper amount of knowledge in stealth and throat-cutting.¡±
Argar frowned with the start of a question, and I barged on over it before he could slow the conversation down with any of the usual irrelevancies people liked to bring up when they caught a snippet of how based and awesome my mother was.
¡°-Which tells me that doing much of anything on that wall is going to be easier said than done without a source of light. Targeting the guards, though, who¡¯ll be holding some¡Different matter. So I say we send Beam in to try that instead. Meanwhile¡We don¡¯t need to batter the door down.¡±
I nodded to the fort, demonstrably.
¡°We can see from here it¡¯s got a door bar, I can judge the height, and Shango can hit a target within six inches at dozens of yards. Give him a few seconds to shoot through the wood and we¡¯ll be able to just force them open ourselves. All we need is a loud enough distraction to keep them from gauging where the gunshots are actually coming from, right?¡±
We all brainstormed, then turned to Shango¡¯s spare ammo. He had enough for a good two hundred shots, give or take. Even with his rate of fire that did seem a bit¡Excessive.
It was night, soon, and near pitch-black even sooner. All of us squatted outside near the fort, all of us kept quiet and eyed the place, awaiting our signal with bated breath and peeled eyes.
Mind you, that was a bit redundant on our part. As far as signals went, this wasn¡¯t one we were particularly at risk of missing. Nor, for that matter, would a mole with tinnitus be.
Something chirped in the night. Something else flapped over our heads. One of the orcs told a joke to his fellow guard, and another laughed at it. Then the explosions went off.
Shango had long since overcome his puerile, childish aversion to something as silly as gunpowder violently screaming out fire, and he had his gun levelled before we even caught sight of the wispy smoke catching firelight over the fort. His first shot rang out, and I just barely glimpsed splinters flitting away from the wood. Another explosion, barely a second later, this time from an altogether different spot. He fired again, hit a second time. The blasts we were setting off with small things, too small to tear apart thick wood, but those bullets were more than able.
The rest of us were standing, now, readying ourselves to hit the door. The third shot came almost in time with the third explosion, so synchronised that it almost looked like the tiny flakes of splintered oak were responsible for the roaring noise as they flew from the door. All of us were charging at once, save Shango. Not roaring, not shouting, not letting out any sound at all except for the scrapes and clatters of steel plate grinding against steel plate. Ten metres separated us from the door. We cleared them in seconds.
Argar was ahead of us, partially by design. HIs shoulder hit the surface like a battering ram, two hundred kilos of man, forty kilos of steel, all driven by musculature so strong it would¡¯ve beaten any olympian in earth¡¯s history without the slightest competition. Both doors shuddered, widening a few inches. The rest of us added our momentum onto his and turned those inches into feet.
Inside the courtyard, orcs were running about, arms flailing, eyes wide with confusion. Up close I could make out a few details on them. All were tall, for Redacle, maybe the height of modern humans. They were broad, grey skinned rather than green, thick fleshed and tusked. True to Argar¡¯s word, most wore leathers and wools, clothing more than armour. There were maybe a dozen with us in the courtyard.
A dozen dead men, then.
Beam dropped down onto them from the wall, his armour on, his weapon conjured. He was like a ghost, glowing and pale, missing only a colour-coded horse. He rode in without it, though, and it wasn¡¯t needed for Death to come with him.
One orc turned, too late to keep from losing a leg to one heavy chop. I crashed into its friend before they could encircle mine, bowling the bastard off his feet- we probably weighed about as much, but my magical strength and armour mass gave me more stability by far. From the corner of my eye I saw Argar¡¯s axe flying, taking an arm off at the shoulder, and then 2 of the fuckers were closing in on me too fast to swing. I tossed my weapon at one- a short sword, or long knife depending on who you asked- and kicked the other in the chest. He went down just as his friend recovered, and I tackled the unlucky orc.
First I tried to bite him. I couldn¡¯t, my visor was down. Being the clever lad that I am, I improvised. Smashing the metal into his face, once, twice, three times. Each headbutt came down like a guillotine blade, and by the time I was finished his head resembled¡
Well, certainly not a head, that much was sure. I rolled off the corpse, climbing up just in time to catch a hammer across my head.
It was an unlucky blow, breaking one of the latches on my helmet, tearing it free. Unlucky for the orc, that is, because now my head was uncovered, and he was unbalanced from his swing. My gauntleted fist pulverised a big, grey nose and flattened the bastard, then I was on him. My teeth found what was left of his face, taking off lips, cheeks, brows and finally the nose. Truth be told I don¡¯t really remember much of it, only that he stopped struggling about a minute in, and that my face was wet when I next stood up.
Around me, I saw that everyone else had just about finished their killing, too. Argar was pulling his axe out of a split skull, Shango busy fixing a new box magazine onto the sides of his gun. Beam was nowhere to be seen, and Helena answered my confusion as she rested momentarily against her spear.
¡°One of them ran inside.¡± She breathed. ¡°Your brother went after-¡±
I was running before she finished speaking.
Chapter 65
Beam POV: Day 69
Current Wealth: 21 gold 31 silver 14 copper
Thinking about it, with hindsight being twenty/twenty and all, I think there¡¯s a good chance that making the decision to spring into the heart of our enemy¡¯s base had been poor judgement on my part. Even I wasn¡¯t sure why I¡¯d done it. At first. But then I felt that familiar, grating presence inside myself, rooted right down in my core, driving me to act, to fight, to kill. I¡¯d thought I was getting used to it, managing a handle on it, keeping it nice and separate from myself.
Obviously, I¡¯d thought wrong. One did not get thrown face-first into enemy territory by something one had a handle on, no matter what Solitaire insisted.
Inside the fort felt a lot bigger. I¡¯d not thought it would have room for corridors, let alone several, but I¡¯d found myself within one, and I could hear enemies on both ends of it. The rational, clever part of me was tempted to wait for them, and ensure that I fought them in a cramped and tight environment where their numbers couldn¡¯t be brought to bear. Partially, it was the knowledge that they had bows that kept me from doing that, and partially it was simply raw, primal fear. I continued onwards in any case, not stopping until I found myself stepping out into a wider chamber.
There were orcs in it, of course, close to a dozen. And one of them was taller, wider, and dressed from head to toe in thick, jagged plates of pig-iron. Just perfect.
Behind me I could still hear more coming, and the place wasn¡¯t big enough that it¡¯d take them more than a few seconds to be right at my back. That made my options fairly limited. Option, singular, really. I attacked.
Fortunately, my sole advantage seemed to be that the orcs hadn¡¯t expected me to be mad enough to try and hack all of them apart by myself. I closed in on one before he could even react, crossing a half-dozen strides in no time at all, swinging wide and hard. My ethereal blade found that magic spot in his neck, fountaining blood in all directions as it scythed open an artery and continued to take the head almost fully off. Before he¡¯d even fallen I was onto the next, swinging again, finding my blow blocked, but still sending the orc stumbling with the force of it. One tried to circle me, so I twisted around and threw a back-kick into its body, catching a hip and breaking bone on impact. Before it had even fallen I was back at the blocker, this time taking a foot off and moving on.
There were a lot of them, but as long as I kept moving, kept killing, I¡¯d be changing the fight¡¯s dynamics before they could properly organise themselves. Just needed to leverage my momentum, and keep blocking theirs. Easier said than done, though.
Easier said than done when the big one suddenly reared up in front of me. He swung a hammer so big that I doubted I could¡¯ve even lifted it over my head before coming to Redacle, and I barely evaded the bludgeon. I felt it pass me by, air displaced by the sheer strength involved, and stumbled back to retake my balance before another blow followed it up. I struck first, this time, stabbing hard into the orc¡¯s shoulder. Somehow the iron deflected my blade, leaving nothing but a deep furrow in the shoddy metal as I went off-kilter. The next swing caught me full in the chest, actually lifting me off my feet with the impact.
My armour was tough. We¡¯d not exactly had the equipment for modern-day stress tests, but over the past few weeks Solitaire had taken the time to confirm that it was at least in the same ballpark as steel, albeit more rigid and stiff. That stiffness probably saved my life. The hammerblow cracked my breastplate with a terrifyingly loud noise, cutting through my ears as I flew back entire feet before finally landing. My shoulders hit first, and I used them to roll back, managing to turn my momentum around and bring myself up into a crouch just in time to dart back from another swing.
The orc kept coming, like a tornado with steel jutting out, and I just carried on scrambling away from the hammer, still feeling a sharp throb in my ribs where the first swing had almost split my torso open. It was a delaying response, and something that would only last so long. Even moments after starting I could see the enemy drawing in close, death coming towards me inch by inch.
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Well, that wasn¡¯t ideal, so I took a leaf from Solitaire¡¯s book. See he¡¯d learned to fight, not win contests, and in a fight you had to do more than just touch your opponent to gain an advantage. Which meant when I lurched forwards and let the hammer¡¯s handle clatter off my shoulder, my enemy was no closer to killing me than if he¡¯d thrown some mean words my way.
I was closer, though. Close enough to press my sword into a gap posed by his bending knee, then twist it inwards. It tunnelled through the skin and flesh below easily enough, leaving thick, sludgy blood to free itself from the wound. The orc snarled, swinging for me with a fist this time.
Again, Solitaire¡¯s bag of tricks worked wonders. I lowered my skull and headbutted the creature¡¯s knuckles, letting the ethereal plate guarding my brow take the brunt. My head snapped back, wits shaken for a second, but I wasn¡¯t too stunned to feel the sensation of bone crunching against me, nor hear the cry of agony from its unfortunate owner.
Things took a sour turn, there, because as the leader seemed to lose his advantage, more orcs closed in to snatch it back. I wasn¡¯t that fast, and I couldn¡¯t dodge everything if ten attacks came from ten directions. I didn¡¯t get the chance to find out how many I could manage, though, because that was around the time the cavalry showed up.
Solitaire came in first, helmet gone, for some reason, but axe still tight in his grip. He buried it in one orc¡¯s head, splitting the skull open like a watermelon, and battering the corpse to one side. A gunshot rang out, blowing a nice chunk out of another, and then Argar charged in. He went straight for the leader, of course. Argar was prone to Argaring after all.
It was just when Helena had joined the fight herself that I snapped myself out of the stunned stupor I was in, pouncing on the nearest enemies to help my side out. I have to say, as far as melees went, it was a brutal one.
The main orc was probably the one making most of the difference, because even nursing a broken hand he was good enough to tie up Argar. One or two others were tougher, bigger and quicker than the ones outside, however, and I started to consider that our enemies had some sort of hierarchy based on fighting power. The weakest got stuck with the shit work guarding the frigid air outside, while the strong got to snuggle up nice and warm behind walls and ceiling.
Mind you, it wasn¡¯t my most thoughtful reflection, because every time I started to so much as polish a coherent idea in my head, someone interrupted me by trying to chop it off. I fought more defensively now that I wasn¡¯t racing to thin the herd, forced to take less risks, and obligated to guard my allies¡¯ backs as I darted around between swings. Now, with some breathing room, I could take in the sensations of the battle, and more particularly of the enemies. It was remarkable.
The vampire had been faster than me, it was a vampire after all, and I¡¯d be lying to claim the world was exactly slowing down now, but the physical swiftness of my body meant that it might as well have. Compared to that, every swing my way was sluggish, every dodge clumsy. Compared to me my enemies were drunks or toddlers.
I almost felt bad killing them. Almost.
A club caught me in the head, bouncing off my helmet, and I flailed back with a retaliatory strike that drove the offending orc away, but left me open for two more with spears. One I sidestepped, the other I stepped into, forced to trust my armour again and feeling my heart skip a beat as the metal tip slid dangerously close to a joint before passing me by. Another of my swings struck home, this one successful in taking most of a jaw off, then I was barging an orc off its feet with a bodycheck.
Turning, I looked for the one who¡¯d swung the club, only to find Solitaire already had it pinned against the wall, snarling with his teeth bared like some vicious animal, thumbs pressing down on its eyes. He didn¡¯t stop, even when the creature¡¯s struggles weakened and blood started to fountain down both cheeks, didn¡¯t stop even when its screams turned to whimpers. Only when Shango asked him to step aside did Solitaire acquiesce, and even then he seemed reluctant.
My guts were hollow as I watched my friend blow the thing¡¯s head off, my eyes not even on the execution, falling instead onto Solitaire. He seemed impassive as ever, or as impassive as one could seem with a flood of adrenaline coursing through his veins. Eyes clear, face relaxed, hands opening and closing casually to work the excess energy out of himself as he looked around the room.
¡°So.¡± My friend asked. ¡°Anyone hurt?¡±
I looked around, too, seeing the carnage we¡¯d made of everything. I had a few cuts, some bruising for sure, but nothing that was more serious than aches and pains. Nothing that would persist for more than a few days, or eat into our precious profit margins by demanding a magical healer¡¯s touch.
¡°None.¡± I replied, cold. It¡¯d been my mistake, thinking like that. A sword didn¡¯t think, question or feel for the throats it cut.
A sword didn¡¯t worry about what its wielder might do next.
Chapter 66
Shango POV: Day 69
Current Wealth: 21 gold 31 silver 14 copper
Solitaire stood before me, just a few metres away, and smiled. He smiled cockily, grin lop-sided, confident, charming. It was a grin that promised trouble, mischief, a grin worn by a man who knew perfectly well how clever he was, and didn¡¯t see a damned problem with showing the world. It was a grin that said; ¡°Quick, look over here, before you miss how great I am!¡±
And yet it was a grin that promised no great cruelty or harm, no real damage done, and no line crossed. It was the grin of a troublesome little boy, because it was the grin he¡¯d worn back when he¡¯d been just that. Impish, not demonic. Dastardly, not evil. The grin of a man who¡¯d never even humoured a dark intention.
Blood dripped down from his fingers, pooling by his feet. A metre beside it there was another pool, made from the twin rivers of ichor drizzled out of an orc¡¯s eyes, then bolstered by the flood released when I put it out of its misery with a head shot. Whenever I blinked, that momentary darkness was filled by the sight of a screaming enemy and the sound of its agony. By the twisted, snarling face my friend had worn while he made himself the cause of both. While everyone held their silence, I heard the sounds of crimson droplets hitting the floor, of limbs jerking with the last spasmodic impulses of dying nerves.
Solitaire looked at me. He grinned. It was the grin of a man who¡¯d never even humoured a dark intention.
¡°So, looks like there were few enough for us to take, after all.¡± He noted, proudly, turning and eying the room as a whole. ¡°Actually I reckon we could¡¯ve taken a few more, too, worth noting, that.¡±
I wanted to scream at him, to storm across the room and punch that lying grin off his vicious face, but Helena and Argar were here. Our friends? No, not yet. Our companions, maybe, but our subordinates before anything. People who believed in us, who followed us, and whose help would be compromised if they thought we were fracturing. If they saw us doing so before their very eyes.
So I bit my tongue, mastered myself as quickly as I could, and forced out the most convincingly neutral answer I was able to.
There¡¯d be time to confront my friend later, but that time was not now.
¡°Yes, well, it could¡¯ve easily been more.¡± I replied, curtly. ¡°A lot more, not just a few, let¡¯s not make a habit of this if possible. I¡¯d prefer we deal in sure things.¡±
Solitaire shrugged, and even I couldn¡¯t tell whether he was aware of the struggle I¡¯d just gone through in giving him a response other than fury.
¡°Hopefully we¡¯ll have a few more men, next time, too. They are cheaper than plate armour, aren¡¯t they?¡±
He¡¯d done it on purpose, must have, but that didn¡¯t change that the candid intellectualisation gave me something starkly practical to think about, and my mind rushed towards it eagerly.
¡°Less reliable than plate.¡± I noted, and we all started our search of the place, looking for potentially valuable loot. Orc teeth were, sadly, too mismatched in human mouths to be of much use to this world¡¯s dentists. We¡¯d found that much out from one of the more experienced mercenaries in Elswick. On the bright side, knowing early had saved us the cost of some pliers.
As might have been expected, there wasn¡¯t a whole lot of value to be scavenged from the hideout. That didn¡¯t stop us from drawing every possible droplet of wealth that there was, however. The orcs hadn¡¯t been raiding as much as many of their kind, which meant we didn¡¯t find much in the way of precious metals. They still had a few stolen human weapons, which would sell for a nice bit for their steel make, and plenty of various knicknacks that if nothing else could be melted down for the metal fittings worked into them. All told we ended up with about a sack and a half of various items we¡¯d all gauged would be relatively expensive compared to how much they weighed.
One gave me pause, though. A little doll, made of clay and straw, lying beside the tools I could see had been used for chiselling and etching it. Lying next to one of the orc¡¯s beds. It was a child¡¯s doll, surely, and my stomach dropped out of me at the sight.
In Redacle, orcs were violent, and they weren¡¯t as smart as humans. But that didn¡¯t make them animals. They could still feel emotion, fear, love, empathy. They could learn to be good- much like almost any sapient thing could. They still took care of their children.
Feeling suddenly sick, I considered leaving the doll just on instinct, but an impulse had me take it with me. It¡¯d be destroyed, surely, whenever the fort¡¯s new human garrison reclaimed it. Something about the thought bothered me, the work was ugly, but it¡¯d clearly taken time and effort. Time and effort the workman would never see bear fruit, now, because of us. Had he be the one Solitaire had-
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No, I stopped that thought before it could exit its infancy. Pocketing the item, I turned back to the group and forced a strength that was entirely absent from me to show on my face.
¡°Alright, let¡¯s head out now, the carriage should still be waiting but I¡¯d rather not risk giving that money-grubbing prick the time to ditch us.¡±
A few grumbles of agreement rang out, and we started trudging for the exit.
Neither me, nor Solitaire or Beam, had asked about stats. That was because we¡¯d already talked about the notion before departing, in private and away from Argar and Helena. It wasn¡¯t that we didn¡¯t trust our new companions with the knowledge of how exactly we grew so strong so quickly, of course. It was that Solitaire, specifically, did not trust them. He¡¯d come around- I knew he would- it¡¯d just take him a while. He¡¯d required a full year to stop wiring trip-mines into my walls just in case my father¡¯s company tried to have him assassinated back on earth, after all.
Odd, that. I could so confidently convince myself he was still the person I knew. No, so confidently know it, without any convincing required. I¡¯d seen him torture a man for seemingly no reason at all, and somehow that wasn¡¯t even slightly at odds with knowing he was the same person I¡¯d met as a kid. What did that say about me?
Well, obviously that I had a twisted fucking taste in friends. I kept on trudging out through the fort, loot bag slung over one shoulder.
[Appraisal]
- Modifiers: +5 Toughness, +3 Strength, +3 Speed, +1 Alertness
- Statistics: Strength 9, Speed 9, Dexterity 6, Stamina 5, Toughness 9, Alertness 9, Charisma 9, Intelligence 8
- Inventory: Local wear, plate armour, repeater, shortspear
- Class abilities: Appraisal II
- Current Experience Points: 13/460
It was interesting to see the name of my new local clothing, then again we¡¯d known, already, that the menu seemed to give things names based on what their owner thought of them. More interesting to see we¡¯d gained a level, however. Only one though. I suppose that made sense, orcs were big and strong, but a few dozen of them weren¡¯t exactly on the same level of danger as the Gigatroll, or that vampire. One level was plenty for our means, anyway, every little bit of power we got was one step closer to¡
Well, to whatever we were going to do with it, I supposed. Rule the world? It sounded so silly, put like that. But it was a matter for later. I focused on spending my points.
It was tempting to just go with Alertness and Speed, but Solitaire had assured me that his little repeater didn¡¯t hit that hard compared to Redacle¡¯s real monsters. One day I might regret not having the extra strength, and there were plenty of situations where brawling would still be needed. I decided, in the end, to put my points into Speed and Strength, a happy compromise. No need to keep away from mobility entirely, just because I¡¯d still need to crack heads open in the future.
[Appraisal]
- Modifiers: +5 Toughness, +4 Strength, +4 Speed, +1 Alertness
- Statistics: Strength 10, Speed 10, Dexterity 6, Stamina 5, Toughness 9, Alertness 9, Charisma 9, Intelligence 9
- Inventory: Local wear, plate armour, repeater, shortspear
- Class abilities: Appraisal II
- Current Experience Points: 53/460
I must¡¯ve been getting used to the feeling of power infusing my body, but it still sent a flutter of excitement running along every nerve I had. Giving yourself superpowers would do that, I supposed, and it certainly helped that the sack on my back suddenly felt that little bit lighter. As did the plate armour, for that matter. I frowned at that, considering the implications.
Could we have our armour thickened, as we got stronger? Yes, of course we could, I actually remembered Solitaire mentioning something about centimetre-thick sheet metal plates being used by certain factions, back when Redacle had just been a project we were working on together with Beam. I¡¯d have to ask about it later.
I trudged back to the carriage with the others, finding the walk made a lot more tedious from the weight of my thoughts than the weight of my luggage. Of course, I took in the sight of my friends¡¯ new statlines as I did.
[Appraisal]
- Modifiers: +4 Speed, +5 Toughness, +3 Alertness, +4 Strength
- Statistics: Strength 11, Speed 11, Dexterity 8, Stamina 6, Toughness 10, Alertness 11, Charisma 3, Intelligence 10
- Inventory: Local wear, plate armour, shortsword, shortspear, knivesx3
- Class abilities: Detect Element II
- Current Experience Points: 8/460
[Appraisal]
- Modifiers: +3 Strength, +4 Speed, +3 Toughness, +4 Alertness
- Statistics: Strength 12, Speed 12, Dexterity 8, Stamina 9, Toughness 11, Alertness 12, Charisma 6, Intelligence 5
- Class abilities: Beloved II
- Current Experience Points: 86/460
Chapter 67
Solitaire POV: Day 69
Current Wealth: 21 gold 31 silver 14 copper
Shango was giving me one of his angry stares again, and I¡¯d figured I was in for it. Probably it¡¯d been the orc whose eyes I¡¯d gouged out.
Certainly, that had been impulsive. But the bastard had deserved it- almost skewered me with his spear, while my helmet was off, and I¡¯ve had a long standing policy to do mean things to anybody that tries sticking a bit of metal in me. Still, Shango almost definitely wouldn¡¯t see things that way. He was one of those reformist types, not really a fan of revenge or payback.
It didn¡¯t exactly surprise me when the talk came, despite it happening the literal first instant we were both relatively alone and secluded. I was working on more black powder, and he was jotting down notes for our inventories in preparation to sell them. Early morning, a bit too early to be making our profits just yet, sadly.
¡°Why did you torture that orc?¡±
He asked it straight, and that was a relief, because I was far too tired to deal with some runaround answer. Ever since getting my armour I¡¯d felt incomplete without it, unsafe. Like I was leaving myself open, sleeping without a nice knife under my pillow or minefield around my home. That destroyed helmet strap meant that I essentially always had an exposed head, at least until we had it fixed. And my head was where I kept all my brains.
¡°It pissed me off.¡± I shrugged.
Shango glared.
¡°He.¡± He corrected, and I only shrugged again.
¡°Right, anyway, given that he had a spear about three inches from my eye socket just seconds before I think it¡¯s more than fair that I returned the favour with interest. Any more questions?¡±
¡°Why did you enjoy it?¡±
Interesting question, that. I¡¯m sure the answer would vary depending on which psychologist you decided to ask, and I for one had never really taken much interest in that particular dumbass field of study to begin with. I shrugged again.
¡°Because a million years ago the monkeys that smashed things to bits with a rock in revenge had better survival rates than the monkeys who curled up into a ball and started crying when they were hurt?¡±
He glared at me again.
¡°Do you really think this is the time to be joking?¡±
God, it was exhausting to talk about this. I just sighed.
¡°No, obviously, but I don¡¯t know what you expect. A promise that I won¡¯t thumb any more eyes out in the future, no matter how pissed off I get?¡±
He blinked, staring at me for a moment. I suspected that the expression was covered fast enough for most people to miss it. Oh me and my big brain.
¡°Yes.¡± Shango glared. ¡°If I can¡¯t get you to apologise, or understand why fucking recreational torture is wrong, then at the very least I want you to assure me it won¡¯t happen again.¡±
I eyed him, and considered my cards. Without me Shango would be losing all the black powder he¡¯d gotten so used to selling, as well as any of the other things I had planned. If I mentioned that then I¡¯d be adding pressure to him, and surprise, too. He wasn¡¯t nearly nervous or hesitant enough to have realised that I might threaten him over our technology already. Maybe I could unbalance him enough that he would move past this conversation and never quite realise that he¡¯d been played.
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But¡No. Shango was my friend, he was a good person. Even if he hadn¡¯t been, he was clever enough that social bludgeons like that would only keep him wrong-footed for so long. Best to just appease him.
¡°Fine.¡± I told him, suddenly feeling a lot less¡Glib. ¡°I promise.¡±
He held his stare for a long moment, then nodded shortly. His face wasn¡¯t much less tight as it turned away from me. I figured that probably made sense. Shango was just another person, at the end of the day. People tended to¡Freak out.
Shango headed off soon after that, and I had the rest of the morning to myself. Feeling the rush of adrenaline, a certain animalistic¡Something overcame me, and I headed right for Helena.
Remarkably, she proved immune to my roguish charms, actually shuddering when I asked her if she was up for a tumble. Never one to have my ego so easily bruised, I killed the remaining hour or so with some quality ¡°me¡± time, imagining all the ways I¡¯d kill her if it ever came to it.
I wasn¡¯t particularly bothered, mind, because we all had a nice treat awaiting us the moment the shops opened. Shango practically dragged Beam with him, while Helena reluctantly trudged after to make sure nobody tried to murder us while we were out. I skipped along with him, though, almost drooling in anticipation of our profit.
As it happened, we made almost one gold. three silver and forty three, to be precise, not bad just for salvaged loot. The real payout was our actual reward, though, which we followed our Vittonian soldier in search of. Turns out it had been the actual city who made us the offer, which was good. At first. Cities tended to be more consistent than nobles or oligarchs, in my experience, and it left me a lot more confident that we¡¯d be actually getting paid.
Unfortunately, that confidence didn¡¯t last. Because we soon found out that we¡¯d be heading to the Main Hall of Elswick to receive that reward. I swear I¡¯ve been told more gut wrenching things, but not often enough to recall off the top of my head.
Well, obviously that started a nice, big discussion. Not about whether we ought to go, of course. Self preservation was nice and all, but thirty gold was thirty gold. We¡¯d kill for that much money, as evidenced by us killing about twenty fucking people for it not half a day prior, so we¡¯d sure as shit risk putting ourselves in the eye of this world¡¯s real big-wigs over it, too.
The only question was who. And the answer, obviously, was Shango.
It was the only choice that made sense. Neither Helena or Argar were our leaders, Beam wasn¡¯t nearly as good with people, and I¡¯d sadly not been able to guarantee that my body wouldn¡¯t react to the presence of an aristocrat by pinning them down and eating their neck veins.
We got him as ready as we could do, then sent him along on his way.
¡°I think I might be about to cry.¡± I breathed, watching him make his way to the big palace-thing that the city¡¯s councillors had declared their main base of operations. ¡°It feels like just yesterday when he was a freshly hatched trust fund kid, getting wailed on and mugged for his money, relying on his friends to protect him.¡±
¡°Friend.¡± Beam corrected, turning back to me with an arched eyebrow. ¡°I was the only one who protected him early on. You, as I recall, encouraged the ones mugging him.¡±
Ah, yes, that. Well, what was I to do? The only ethical consumption under Capitalism was consuming the rich, and I¡¯d yet to learn what a stand-up guy he was.
¡°Details.¡± I shrugged. ¡°Regardless, we have more shopping to do. And not just armour repairs, I have something really clever planned.
That interested him, and I filled him in while we headed to the blacksmith. It was nice, just talking about a topic we were both interested in. Beam and I hadn¡¯t done that together since¡Well, since we¡¯d created the hellscape we were currently stuck in. It helped that Beam actually had a knack for metallurgy.
¡°Tool steel.¡± He echoed, thoughtful. ¡°That¡¯s modern though, isn¡¯t it?¡±
I actually wasn¡¯t sure.
I knew the classification didn¡¯t exactly show up before relatively recent history, but not how recent, or whether we¡¯d already had what we ended up calling tool steels before officiating their name. What I did know, though, was that the name was descriptive. Tool steels were named for being well suited to making into any kind of tools, including those that cut. Wouldn¡¯t hurt to see what kind of weapons metal like that turned into.
Another thing I was fairly confident in was that certain kinds were apparently shit hot for sword making. And I knew their formulas. Well, sort of knew them, I had to do a bit of rummaging around in my head to finally find them, but that sort of thing is just a natural hazard of having such an enormous depth of memory.
¡°I¡¯d like to learn blacksmithing.¡± Beam said, abruptly, and I glanced his way, dragged out of my cognitive cocoon by his voice.
¡°Good idea.¡± I noted. ¡°Your physical strength and coordination would help, and I¡¯m sure your other ability could be modified in some way to make it even easier.¡±
Bellows, protective gloves, compressive grips or blast chambers. Off the top of my head I could think of half a dozen ways he might use his weapon-conjuring to enhance the otherwise mundane art of working metal. He¡¯d need skill to start, though.
We continued on our way to the smithy.
Chapter 68
Shango POV: Day 69
Current Wealth: 25 gold 24 silver 14 copper
I¡¯d walked into bigger buildings than Elswick¡¯s Main Hall, much bigger. Any given skyscraper, for one, had it beat in sheer volume by more than just a few times. My father¡¯s house- or the main one, rather- would¡¯ve been a runner up for sheer width, and not too far behind in height and depth. Really, it wasn¡¯t that special by earth standards.
By Redacle standards, though, it was a giant. And so help me, I actually felt some whisper of the primitive awe that might have struck the world¡¯s locals upon seeing it. I must¡¯ve been acclimating to the general, lowered state of things here, which was a scary thought in and of itself.
Within the building, I was walked through long hallways packed full of obnoxious decorations. Suits of armour on display, big heavy swords and shields mounted on walls, stuffed animals¡A stuffed troll. It all demonstrated an excess of wealth that I might¡¯ve expected from the ruling body of an entire city.
And it irritated me, too. Those suits of plate armour could¡¯ve kept fighting men alive, just as ours had kept Solitaire alive when that orc took a swing for his head. The money gone into stuffing and hanging those animals might¡¯ve bought medicine, or food. Any of the things we¡¯d spent so long doing without. It seemed my flirtation with poverty had changed the sight of wealth, maybe forever. I wasn¡¯t entirely sure how I felt about that.
It was a bunch of servants who led me through all the pomp and privilege, and not one of them actually spoke to me as we marched deeper into the building. All looked slightly nervous, though I wasn¡¯t arrogant enough to assume it was on my behalf. Probably they just had mean bosses, you learned to recognise that sort of thing through the state of a person¡¯s subordinates. Actually the way people¡¯s workers acted could tell you all sorts. I noted no lack of ¡°refinement¡± in these ones, backs all straight, body language all prim and carefully trimmed away into an almost mechanical finish.
So the city¡¯s councilmen, one or more of them at least, had a thing for propriety and formality. That was useful to know ahead of time. I didn¡¯t have the chance to figure out much more, though, because we were soon at our destination.
In my head, I¡¯d been marching towards some big chamber full of imperious glares from wizened old politicians. Instead I found myself dumped into a warm office, fire burning hot beneath a mantlepiece on one side, and papers stacked high along a ridiculously sized desk on the other. My host was seated behind that guest, and he, at the very least, did meet my expectations in being an elderly man. Spectacled, face lined, eyes hawkish. Other than that, though, I found the affair far more like being taken to some C.E.O¡¯s presence than a nobleman from any fantasy novel, my own included.
I tightened my eyes, surveying him the moment my gaze caught sight.
[Appraisal]
- Statistics: Strength 3, Speed 3, Dexterity 4, Stamina 4, Toughness 3, Alertness 3, Charisma 5, Intelligence 4
Average stats across the board, when scaled to the standards of a sixty year-old fat man. I should¡¯ve expected no less.
¡°Belahont.¡± The man said, without looking up at me. ¡°Shango Belahont, correct?¡±
He mispronounced my name, vocalising the vowels in accordance with British phonetics. Which told me that he¡¯d probably seen it written without hearing it spoken. That was interesting in and of itself, in a world as illiterate as this one it was no small thing to have people write about you without even hearing your name aloud.
I tucked the information away for later, and nodded.
¡°That¡¯s right, my Lord.¡± I replied, keeping my tone respectful and voice formally still and cold. He paused, glancing up at me, thoughtful.
¡°I¡¯d heard you were a foreigner.¡± He noted. ¡°You certainly sound like one, but¡Not off-continent?¡±
Solitaire often said my accent sounded a bit American, Beam often said it sounded a bit English. It seemed Westerners heard it as whatever Western countries they were most familiar with save their own.
¡°I¡¯ve moved around a lot.¡± I deflected. ¡°I¡¯m afraid my accent is probably quite strange to your ears, my Lord.¡±
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The man grunted, peering at a sheet of paper. I habitually glanced at it, trying to glean whatever info I could, before remembering that I was, in fact, illiterate. That would be a side objective once I got back- learning to read this world¡¯s language. And perhaps discovering why only spoken words were apparently translated for me.
¡°What you did at the fort, whatever it was called, has made the routes around town. Five soldiers against four times as many isn¡¯t unheard of, but still¡It¡¯s impressive enough that it doesn¡¯t happen so often. Particularly with a chieftain among the orcs.¡±
Chieftain? Right, that was the ¡°rank¡± name for the bigger, better-armoured ones.
¡°I thank you, my Lord.¡± I replied, bowing respectfully. I¡¯d learned plenty about scraping around arrogant old men, fortunately, and this one seemed no harder to please than most I¡¯d met. He eyed me.
¡°You¡¯re here for the reward, I take it?¡±
¡°That¡¯s right my Lord.¡±
He sighed, then gestured to a servant just beyond my field of view, who quickly stepped into it with a fairly heavy bag in one hand. It jingled encouragingly as they handed it over, and I resisted the urge to count the coins. It¡¯d probably just end up offending the noble, or, at worst, I¡¯d actually have been short-changed and forced to choose between accepting that and confronting him about it. No way of knowing if he was the sort to take things like that as a blow to his ego, so I just tucked the money away.
¡°Thank you my Lord.¡±
He grunted again.
¡°Not much for conversation, you commoners, are you? Very well then, that was all, be off with you.¡±
I hesitated, and finally risked speaking again.
¡°Forgive me my Lord, but I had assumed there would be¡Perhaps, more work, that you could use-¡±
The man cut me off, sneering.
¡°Use someone of your group¡¯s resources? Please, we have more blade-wielding idiots than we know what to do with. Don¡¯t tell me you thought killing a few orcs had earned you some kind of esteem.¡±
It fucking had, and he knew it, he was just being a dick. But when someone in his position decided to be a dick to someone in mine, there wasn¡¯t a lot that could be done to prevent it. I nodded, apologetically, and bid my leave before heading out through the door.
Right outside, in the hall, I ran into a new face. A woman this time, with hair coloured a lighter blonde than I¡¯d even known hair came in, and eyes of emerald green. She was pale, with blemishless skin and full cheeks that told me she¡¯d grown up enjoying quite a lot more food and healthcare than was normal in Redacle. When she spoke, her voice sounded like something straight out of Buckingham Palace.
¡°You¡¯re Belahont, the mercenary, yes?¡±
Instinctually, I re-adopted the same deferent politeness I¡¯d warn when speaking with the nobleman, nodding respectfully even while I studied her.
[Appraisal]
- Statistics: Strength 2, Speed 3, Dexterity 6, Stamina 3, Toughness 3, Alertness 3, Charisma 7, Intelligence 8
- Class abilities: Potence 5, Finess 3
Holy shit, eight Intelligence. That was high, higher than anyone we¡¯d seen so far, outside of ourselves. I tried to remember some of the figures Solitaire had estimated for rarities. Seven, I know, was extremely uncommon in any stat, on earth most people would only ever meet a single individual with anything that high. Eight was definitely one in several million, and possibly more.
I swallowed, hardening my thoughts and forcing myself to focus. Staring me down now was a god damn genius. It was almost enough for me to overlook that she had magic, to boot.
¡°Yes, my Lady, how may I-¡±
¡°Tell me, when did you start learning magic?¡±
I paused, thought, weighed things. If she knew already then denying it might draw her ire, and I¡¯d not done anything public to demonstrate that I¡¯d made any sort of progress to mark myself as worth noting. That was important.
Some magi didn¡¯t like being supplanted by those younger than them, and they had a tendency to take matters into their own hands when it came to ensuring that didn¡¯t happen.
¡°A few weeks, my Lady.¡± I replied. It wasn¡¯t that many, really, but it had been long enough that rounding up a bit wasn¡¯t such a stretch. She weighed me.
¡°And you were able to afford these lessons almost as soon as you came to Elswick, how exactly? From my understanding, your family was haggling over a few silvers.¡±
Fuck, shit, shitty fuck and fucky shit. She¡¯d done her research. That was bad, very bad. I couldn¡¯t know what she knew- couldn¡¯t hold probable informational paths in my head and follow them all to guess what everybody was learning the way Solitaire might. Which meant that I couldn¡¯t be sure whether she¡¯d know any given lie was a lie or not simply by being familiar with the events.
¡°My brother made the arrangements.¡± I replied. ¡°He¡¯s very persuasive.¡±
¡°Ah, yes, another new student of magic. It¡¯s quite rare to find two in one family, you know.¡± She noted. ¡°Do you want to hear what I think, Belahont?¡±
I nodded, because of course I did. She continued.
¡°I think your family has a knack for magic, and the intelligence to know better than flaunting it until you¡¯re better established. Am I wrong?¡±
Several thoughts occurred to me, all leading to the inevitable conclusion of just nodding. There was no getting my way around this. The woman hummed, thoughtfully.
¡°Interesting. You may go now, good day.¡± She turned, taking her leave without another word, and I watched her go. Memorising her face and appearance.
We¡¯d been operating, so far, on the assumption that Redaclans would continue being their idiotic selves. That had been a mistake. Every generation had its geniuses, and that was true of Redacle¡¯s people as well. I wasn¡¯t sure whether I¡¯d been lucky in the results of running into this one or not.
In either scenario, she was a threat.
Chapter 69
Beam POV: Day 69
Current Wealth: 25 gold 24 silver 14 copper
Solitaire had more magic lessons, so he¡¯d headed off and left me with only a hastily scribbled ¡°shopping list¡± on a piece of parchment. The sheer luxury of having readily accessible writing tools again, after so long, was almost enough to make me overlook how god-awful his handwriting was.
Seriously, it was almost supernatural how bad it was. Like reading something a five year-old had scraped out. A five year-old who was busy being tasered as he wrote it. Maybe people only had so much brains, and geniuses like him just put them all in a handful of places rather than spreading them out more easily.
Thankfully I could still just about make it all out, and the volume, at least, was extensive enough. It was a nice change of pace after seeing the illegible script of Redacle everywhere.
He¡¯d separated it into two main sections, the first was elements, the second was various materials that those elements were found in. I assumed all would be easy enough to get in Elswick, Solitaire tended to avoid making the sort of mistake it¡¯d be to accidentally suggest I somehow find gasoline or something- but either way it was hard to imagine that I¡¯d actually need to worry about such things.
Probably, my friend was vastly overestimating how quickly I¡¯d pick up blacksmithing. I¡¯d done some back home, of course, it hadn¡¯t just been a passing fancy on my part that I mentioned it. But it¡¯d never been more than a hobby for me. I knew the simple techniques of the trade, and I¡¯d take a while longer than most to get blisters, but if I tried to make money from my meagre skills, I¡¯d starve to death.
The blacksmith was right where he¡¯d been when we first entered, hunched over his anvil, face down and eyes tight with concentration. I knew better than to interrupt a look that compressed, so I just waited patiently while he tortured the hot metal in his hand. He was nice and quick about it, this time, and it occurred to me that he probably found himself hurried by the knowledge that he was keeping the people that had dumped one hundred gold on armour and given him a design from the future waiting.
¡°Morning.¡± He grunted, eying me, and I smiled.
¡°Morning.¡± I replied. My glance flickered to his forge, already hot despite only having been ignited a few minutes ago. Amazing how quick things could get started. ¡°I¡¯m here for a few repairs.¡±
He snorted, at that, actual amusement, unhidden and unabashed. The blacksmith¡¯s look wasn¡¯t derisive, though. ¡°I¡¯ll bet.¡±
I frowned, uncertain suddenly. ¡°I¡¯m sorry?¡±
¡°No, I¡¯m sorry.¡± The man answered quickly. ¡°I assumed you knew, news of your group¡¯s attack on that fort has already made it across Elswick. I¡¯m not surprised you took a few lumps in it, what needs fixing?¡±
I held up Solitaire¡¯s helmet. ¡°My brother¡¯s piece, one of the fittings was damaged, and a bit of the metal got buckled as well.¡±
He took it between his hands, eying it studiously, humming to himself. ¡°Could¡¯ve been worse.¡± He noted. ¡°Orcs are bloody strong things, their muscles are double the power of our own even disregarding size, maybe more. Judging by the angle, I¡¯d say it was probably the armour that kept this from being a death blow.¡±
I was glad Solitaire wasn¡¯t actually here, because he¡¯d definitely have been an asshole about hearing someone note that their armour stopped an attack. I had more tact, just nodding and going along with it. Hiding my eagerness to sidestep the beginnings of our conversation.
¡°So can you fix it?¡±
The man glanced at me sidelong, baffled.
¡°Of course I can, it¡¯s just a broken fitting, I can have it done by the evening if you¡¯re really in need of it. Won¡¯t cost you more than five silver, either.¡±
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That was a relief, I¡¯d not liked the thought of possibly waiting with a big, vulnerable opening for Solitaire¡¯s head. It was hard enough keeping him alive already, that man collected ass kickings like Pokemon cards.
¡°We can pay that.¡± I replied, quickly, ¡°But¡Would you mind if I watched you work on it? Or¡Helped?¡±
His expression shifted quickly, eyes hardening.
¡°I¡¯d rather just get the full price.¡±
¡°No.¡± I answered. ¡°No, no, I¡¯m not asking for a discount, I¡¯m asking to¡I suppose, apprentice under you?¡±
Fuck, I was awkward with things like this, and I just knew the guy could tell. He weighed me in that way people often did when they were trying to figure out whether they were talking to an idiot, or being one. He seemed to be zeroing in on the former conclusion, and fast.
¡°Do you have any experience?¡± The smith asked me, after a few moments. The question was a pleasant surprise.
¡°Some.¡± I told him about my past steps into the career, and he looked pleasantly surprised himself.
¡°It''s not usual to find a man with so much time spent in a trade he doesn¡¯t practise.¡± The smith observed. ¡°You and your brothers, you¡Nobles? Something like that?¡±
I¡¯d probably have made the same guess, in his position, and I racked my brains trying to think of which way would be best to handle it. Shango and Solitaire had both seemed settled that nobility would be a good way of gaining the kind of influence we wanted, but Redaclans weren¡¯t lax about plebs just lying about their station of birth like that. It could be more than just risky if we tried to. It could be dangerous.
Better to play it safe, at least for now. Maybe one day we¡¯d have nice, big steam-powered tanks with giant rotary cannons sticking out in every direction, and I could be rest assured in my level fifty self protecting us all. Maybe. That sure as shit wasn¡¯t today, though, and you had to take certain precautions when you were on the lowest rung. I decided to just avoid the question.
¡°Oh, that depends on which land¡¯s rules you decide to play by. Anyway, what do you say? Up for a new apprentice, or at least assistant?¡±
The smith eyed me, thought about it, then shrugged.
¡°Let¡¯s give you an hour and see how much or little you slow me down.¡±
I grinned. That was good enough for me.
Ardin, as I soon learned the blacksmith was called, was, in fact, a shit teacher. Or maybe I was just a shit student. Either way, it was difficult to follow his instructions. Largely because every other one was just a monosyllabic grunt. I watched for a lot of the process, stepping in only when he decided an extra pair of hands would speed him up. Though rusty, I felt a lot of the old skills resurfacing for me, muscle memory reigniting and sending fingers to twitch away.
My greatest use, apparently, was in actually beating the metal. Ardin appreciated my strength more than a little, and compared to the difficulty of cleaving through solid armour, working the heat-softened materials was ridiculously easy. My nostrils were filled with the fumes of screaming metallurgy, my skin prickling with the irritation of ambient heat, and my eyes watered as hot air blasted my face everytime we squeezed down the bellows. But I persevered, and the metal started shaping itself bit by bit.
He kept me there for much more than the hour, which I realised was probably evidence that I¡¯d at least earned his approval. By the time the work was all done, a few more had passed, and Solitaire¡¯s helmet looked good as new. I grinned, feeling a flood of satisfaction as I eyed it.
The metal was smooth and flawless, glinting the way good steel did in this world, without any blemishes or seams that betrayed the fact of it ever having been reworked at all. I could see Ardin was pleased, too.
¡°How did I do?¡± I asked him, eagerly. The man shrugged.
¡°You¡¯re a good apprentice.¡± He noted. ¡°Not sure about taking you on, though.¡±
An idea came to me. A really, really clever one. The sort that Solitaire and Shango would have, share and then move on without ever even taking the time to dwell on the impressiveness of it.
¡°What if you work for me and my brothers?¡± I suggested. ¡°You¡¯re a good smith- a brilliant smith- and we could use brilliance, there¡¯s all sorts you could test your skills on with us.¡±
He didn¡¯t look convinced, and I felt the pressure of a conversation slipping out of my grip.
¡°Think about the things you¡¯ve made already, we could show you more. You¡Have you heard about Shango¡¯s new weapon?¡±
¡°The black powder?¡±
¡°No, the thing that spits fire and punches through plate. You built it, but I guess you haven¡¯t seen it in action¡±
Ardin¡¯s scepticism was thick enough that a bullet would¡¯ve bounced off it, but I could see I¡¯d gotten him thinking, at least.
¡°Show me what you¡¯re talking about.¡± He grunted, and I paused, then sighed. ¡°I can¡¯t, yet, but I¡¯ll be gathering some materials for my brother soon, if you want you can help us mix them into the final product.¡±
His face was like an iron mask, and Ardin just nodded. ¡°Tell me when, then, and I¡¯ll be there to see it.¡±
I nodded back. ¡°Will do, now if you¡¯ll excuse me, I have some shopping to do¡¡± I took my leave quickly, helmet carried with me, and moved out into the streets. Starting the long process of pondering just where the fuck I¡¯d be finding a sample of molybdenum. And, indeed, what the shit molybdenum even was.
Chapter 70
Shango POV: Day 69
Current Wealth: 24 gold 48 silver 14 copper
After my shock at the council¡¯s building, I was more than a little eager to just hurry my way back to the others and take it easy. Life was never so nice as to make things like that possible, though. I returned to a fair amount of chaos.
Solitaire had been busy with his magical training, and Beam had been busy with a lot more. The two of them were hastily explaining why, exactly, they¡¯d dropped dozens of silver on random piles of metal scrap and bizarre clumps of material. That was when Argar barged in.
The giant was in an unusually good mood even for him, grinning broadly and eying the entire room, twitching with anticipation as he prepared to speak.
¡°Elswick.¡± He declared. ¡°I was an idiot to forget it, Elswick. The Elswick that hosts a melee every year, eh? That giant tourney with all the best fighters in the surrounding nations gathering around for it, it¡¯s starting in a few weeks.¡±
I was interrupted in soaking the words up by Solitaire cackling and patting Beam on the shoulder.
¡°Excellent, I have about a million things I can show him to sway him over to our side. Having a smith like him will be very helpful, good work!¡±
It took me a moment to realise he was ignoring Argar, talking instead about his and Beam¡¯s outings over the day. Argar looked a shade irritated at being so handily dismissed.
¡°Are you listening to me?¡± He growled, Solitaire glanced at him, irritated himself now.
¡°Of course I am, I¡¯m listening to everything, all the time, whether I want to or not. You¡¯re suggesting we put ourselves up to enter this big bout, right? Well forget it, the competition in something like that will crush us, we¡¯d be better served directing our energies to other things.¡±
Argar opened his mouth to speak, and Solitaire interrupted.
¡°No, you can¡¯t take them. You¡¯re in the top percentile of Redaclans, in terms of sheer statistical prowess, but a tournament drawing in people from as big an area as you just described will be looking at a sample size orders of magnitude larger than that. Thousands, tens of thousands, maybe as many as millions. Which means that the best among them will be in the top percentile of the top percentile. Get it?¡±
Argar was a clever enough guy, but Solitaire had used a few too many modern words, and it showed. He sighed as the giant eyed him, clearly not getting it.
¡°If you¡¯re one in a hundred, we don¡¯t have a chance because this tournament is attracting a big enough number of competitors that anyone who gets close to its end is likely to be one in thousands or more.¡±
The giant snorted.
¡°Bah, there isn¡¯t a man alive who can take me, just throw me in and see what happens.¡±
While he was blustering his way into having Solitaire start reenacting another feral animal attack, I was considering the idea. My thoughts towards it were a shade less egoistic than Argar¡¯s, and rather more practical.
¡°Aren¡¯t you working on some godly metal, though?¡± I asked Solitaire, and saw his face spasm that way it always did when someone made a good point at him. As if the very muscle fibres beneath his skin had been wounded upon hearing it.
¡°I¡¯m working on modern day tool steels.¡± He replied. ¡°Good metal, very good metal, but if you¡¯re asking whether it¡¯ll let Argar beat some of the sorts I¡¯m expecting to show up, no. Fuck, you¡¯ve already met at least one person in this city alone who¡¯d wash him, right?¡±
That much was true, and I sighed. Beam cut in then, though.
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¡°What about me?¡±
We all turned to him, and I found my friend seemed somewhat eager. No, not somewhat, entirely and unabashedly eager. He was barely grinning less than Argar.
¡°No offence.¡± Beam said to the giant. ¡°But I¡¯m the best fighter of us all, where do you reckon I¡¯d rank in the grand scheme of things, Solitaire?¡±
Solitaire eyed him, clearly not impressed.
¡°Not high enough, I¡¯m telling you, this isn¡¯t a winning proposition for us.¡±
It looked like I was in for another long bickering session, then, but Helena rescued me from its clutches. She cut into the conversation, speaking with that icy, scythe-like way she always did, calm and candid as she nudged every other voice aside.
¡°I happen to know a thing or two about the tournament that you might all find interesting to hear.¡± She volunteered. Obviously that had all of our attentions captured near-instantly, and she didn¡¯t hide the smug grin that sprouted along her face at the knowledge. ¡°It is famous, like Argar said, but it¡¯s famous for more than one reason. For commoners it¡¯s a source of free entertainment, but the wealthier attendees have been betting on the outcome of its matches for years.¡±
We all considered that, Solitaire quickest of all.
¡°Alright.¡± He said. ¡°We¡¯ll enter it, then, when exactly will it take place?¡±
It never took him long to make a decision, and it never took him long to move past one either. I suppose I¡¯d seen that demonstrated well enough recently. A shiver ran along my spine as I piped up.
¡°What sort of money tends to get exchanged?¡±
Helena shrugged.
¡°A fair amount, it depends on the circles you bet in but we¡¯d certainly be able to make a nice profit depending on how much we put in and at what odds.¡±
¡°I said we¡¯ll do it already.¡± Solitaire sighed. ¡°This just became a maths problem, essentially. If we can risk our money at the benefit of multiplying it, then we should. As things are now we have the means to make extra income by selling gunpowder, the losses won¡¯t hurt much, but a victory will put us weeks, maybe even months ahead of schedule depending on the payout we manage to take home.¡±
It would also mean putting Beam out into the public eye, and risking that the world realise our growth rate. Solitaire eyed me before I could say it, a fractional nod conveying instantly that he¡¯d already considered the idea.
But Helena and Argar were present, we wouldn¡¯t be discussing it in front of them. I bit my tongue.
¡°When will the metalworking be done, anyway?¡± Argar grunted. ¡°I quite like the idea of some miracle plate.¡± He eyed Solitaire, lip curling suddenly. ¡°It won¡¯t explode, will it?¡±
Solitaire grinned, and didn¡¯t answer .
¡°We¡¯re better off getting the smith, right?¡± I asked. ¡°When will you do that?¡±
He shrugged. ¡°Could try now, really, all I¡¯m doing is flashing some designs in front of him, just letting him know there¡¯s more where the other stuff came from should bring him over, right? Everybody wants things from the future.¡± His lip curled. ¡°Except Twitter.¡±
¡°Work on that quickly then.¡± Beam cut in. ¡°I want him with us sooner rather than later.¡±
Solitaire sighed.
¡°Always something more for me to do, isn¡¯t there? Every-¡±
I saw where he was going, and decided to cut in and save us all a very long and tedious rant.
¡°Yes, Solitaire, we all know what a poor, tortured genius you are, you can complain about how tragic it is for you to be capable of doing transatmospheric propulsion calculations in your head once you¡¯ve gotten us our blacksmith, just hurry up and do that first.¡±
He glared at me. ¡°Fucker.¡±
I glared back. ¡°Prick.¡±
Beam eyed both of us, shrugged, and turned to Argar.
¡°Well, we don¡¯t have as much to do, fancy a quick spar outside?¡±
The giant grinned again, and the two of them headed out. I glanced at Helena.
¡°Watch them, will you?¡± I asked her, and she rolled her eyes.
¡°They¡¯ll probably be through to ask that I give Argar a hand, soon, anyway.¡± The woman grunted, following them out.
The moment they were gone, I turned to Solitaire.
¡°You¡¯re really sure about just gambling to make money?¡± I asked, not hiding my uncertainty. He didn¡¯t hide his bulletproof confidence, either, grinning widely as ever.
¡°Not really, no, but I¡¯m sure about it being probable to give us our best odds in the long haul. Everything I said still stands, right?¡±
I sighed, sitting, nodding.
¡°You just want to build your fortress.¡± I noted, eying him. Solitaire shrugged.
¡°We all have our little weaknesses. What can I say? I¡¯m a creator, at heart.¡±
Right. A creator, provided one defined creation as the art of turning floorboards into death traps capable of ripping someone in half. I didn¡¯t meet his eyes as I pondered things.
Solitaire, being Solitaire, knew what I was thinking, and knew, more, what I was feeling. His voice rang out with the perfect tone to project the perfect words.
¡°It¡¯s a while away, anyway.¡± He noted. ¡°We can have a think on this, see if any other options come up, it doesn¡¯t all need deciding right this instant, eh?¡±
Raising my head, I looked at him, and found myself¡confused.
¡°How can you be this?¡± I asked him. ¡°How can you¡Fucking, how can you know exactly what you need to say to help me, and always do it right when I need it saying? How can you be so¡Good. And still¡¡±
A screaming orc, thumbs compressing eyes, the smell of optic fluid and sludgy blood staining the air. A friend¡¯s face twisted unrecognisably with glee. Words failed me.
They didn¡¯t fail Solitaire.
¡°It¡¯s simple.¡± He replied. ¡°You¡¯re a good person, the people here aren¡¯t.¡±
Chapter 71
Solitaire POV: Day 69
Current Wealth: 24 gold 48 silver 14 copper
Once Shango was finished flaunting his virginity at me, I was free to turn my attention to matters slightly more important than the ethics of thumbing out a cro-magnon creature¡¯s eyes. More specifically, what the hell could I do with elements, and where were the limiting lines drawn?
There¡¯d not been much point in experimenting before, outside of the very broad tests needed to confirm that I did, in fact, need to boil and heat the ingredients for black powder regardless of how hard I wished them into rearranging on their own. Now though, there¡¯d be a much wider variance in the methods and techniques done to all the metals Beam had brought on his little shopping trip.
Ores and minerals, some in crystal form, others powders or stony blocks. All of them had things I wanted, tucked away inside, keeping the good stuff from me like meat inside oysters. Well, that was fine, I wasn¡¯t exactly the classiest of fellows, but I knew how to eat an oyster at least.
I picked up a rock, and started smashing the materials apart.
This wasn¡¯t just a discharge of masculine energy, breaking things to bits is a vital first step in a strange amount of chemistry. Square-cube law, and all that. The smaller something is, the higher its surface area- the thing that correlates to reactivity- is in relation to its volume- the thing that correlates to time taken to react. Which is to say, breaking one volume into a thousand smaller ones will make them react a lot quicker and easier. Ten times so, actually. Worth remembering.
We¡¯d started a fire up, because that was all I¡¯d need for the purposes of this little experiment. If it failed then we could always just use a proper smithy, but if it worked then that knowledge alone would be worth more than the actual products of my work today. The molybdenite was first.
Different ores melted at different temperatures, and this was one of the various principles I planned on using to separate the useful agents Beam had gotten from the worthless sludge their atoms were bound in and around. By my estimates we¡¯d be looking at maybe eight hundred degrees celsius for the fire, well below the point at which stone would liquefy. Which was the first test. Could I make things more vulnerable to heat?
I waited, eagerly watching the churning flames. Twenty minutes passed without so much as stone going runny before I was forced to conclude that, apparently, just sapping the thermal resilience of a material was beyond me. Irritating. I considered the matter further, at that, and turned my attention to the fire itself.
Fire isn¡¯t really anything special, it¡¯s just chemical energy becoming heat. Fuel turning to energy and gas. The temperature was¡What? I didn¡¯t know exactly how it was determined, but I didn¡¯t take long to figure it out. Materials didn¡¯t have arbitrarily determined burning heats, it was variable. Variable along with amount and size of the fire, so¡The faster fuel burned, the hotter it would become. Made sense, of course, for more heat to be transferred across the same medium, the temperature differential had to grow.
So what would happen if the coal started reacting faster? I decided to try and find out.
I¡¯d had my suspicions, of course, and they proved well founded. More and more coal needed dumping on the flames as heat and entropy ate it, CO2 filling the air with dangerous density. Within minutes, even my superhumanly toughened flesh was starting to throb at the feeling of heat pressing against it, lungs feeling coarse at the scraping inhalations I took. My eyes didn¡¯t hurt, they were too resilient for that, but I knew instinctively that looking at the light of the blaze would¡¯ve been dangerous for a normal person¡¯s. It was almost like burning magnesium, rather than a standard fire.
And it got hot, very quickly. Worked perfectly for separating my ores and causing all those nice, convenient chemical reactions, but unfortunately I had to dial the temperature down a shade. On account of the stone floor starting to melt.
That was inconvenient, but I somehow didn¡¯t mind. I¡¯d confirmed my little theory, knew, now, that I could at least influence reactions on a chemical scale. So I got to work testing it out a bit more.
Now originally I¡¯d only actually planned to find my limits, gauge precisely where the lines were so I could work around them. What I hadn¡¯t intended was to actually stretch those limits, and it came as a brilliant surprise when I started accidentally doing just that. Well, it didn¡¯t stay accidental for long.
I worked, and worked, hours soon flitting by as I concentrated on hastening reactions, then triggering them, then amplifying them. I could hear the laws of chemistry screaming at me while I did it, soyjaking as they watched me violate conservation of matter and energy both, leaving products that out-weighed the reactants and thermal releases that left equations see-sawing rapidly. The more I did, the more I felt spurred on to do.
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Shango came in as the sun was setting, the world suddenly darker, and I glanced up at him with a grin. Had all that time really passed? I flitted my focus back, sifting through memories to verify. Yes, sixteen thousand seconds, in fact. And worth every moment.
¡°Watch this.¡± I instructed him, holding my hands out, closing my eyes and concentrating for a second. I felt hydrogen in the air, and I took that. Nitrogen and oxygen, too. There wasn¡¯t as much carbon as I¡¯d have liked, but I fixed that by just exhaling. It wasn''t hard to separate the oxygen out of my breath and add what was left to the mix, balancing and weighing, calculating it all at once. Becoming the catalyst myself.
A few droplets condensed in the space between my fingers, smaller than raindrops. I jumped back as they fell towards the ground, bracing myself for-
They landed, and exploded apart, sending a crack of noise and a rush of air to run through the room. Shango practically jumped out of his skin, and I laughed at the sight as he leapt back. The ground was slightly scuffed where they¡¯d fallen. Not a lot, just a few ruffled feathers on the surface of the stone. But not bad for a sub-gram mass.
¡°What the fuck was that?!¡± My friend demanded, glaring at me. I grinned back.
¡°Nitroglycerin.¡± I told him. ¡°The sports car to our black powder¡¯s spacehopper. Pretty cool, eh?¡±
His excitement was strongly felt, and long-lived. Shango quickly called Beam in to witness the effects himself, and they both waxed lyrical about the implications of them. Just seeing them react to it had me bubbling over with anticipation all over again.
¡°What else can you do?¡± Beam asked. ¡°Make a nuclear explosion?¡±
I opened my mouth to answer, but was cut off by Shango.
¡°Solitaire do not try to make a fucking nuclear explosion.¡±
I closed my mouth, then glared at him. Fun-ruining arsehole.
¡°...Could you, though?¡± He pressed. I sighed, and shook my head.
¡°No, probably not. I can de and recombine molecules, but I can¡¯t change the actual elements themselves. New quantities of some seem to appear- otherwise I wouldn¡¯t be able to create a bit more mass than would otherwise be possible with whatever reactants I¡¯m using in their quantity- but that seems to be limited to just a pure chemical reaction, nothing nuclear. Though¡¡± A grin flitted along my mouth. ¡°Level me up a bit more, and I might be nuking people regardless, right?¡±
For some strange reason that I couldn¡¯t even begin to comprehend, neither of my friends looked particularly pleased with the idea. Still, their dissatisfaction didn¡¯t last long.
¡°So how much nitro can you make at once?¡± Beam asked.
I considered that. There was always the option of just checking, of course, but if that amount happened to be much more than a few ounces it¡¯d mean we¡¯d need a new warehouse¡And possibly a new genius. I calculated it instead.
Previously, I¡¯d managed to make around fifty percent more of whatever product I was aiming for than the reactant masses would have otherwise allowed. What would the limiting factor be here, then? My breath, definitely. I could draw in oxygen, nitrogen and hydrogen from far around myself- a few metres at least- but if I wanted a decent amount of CO2 I¡¯d need to bring it out of my lungs. I did some quick calculations based on caloric intake and respiratory efficiency, arriving at¡Point zero four grams, turning to about point zero one grams of pure carbon. Not a lot, hardly anything in fact.
To calculate how much of one chemical you can make from others, you just need their molar masses. The total atomic mass of what you¡¯re making, compared to the fraction of that mass made up by any particular reactant. Nitro had a molar mass of two-two-seven, with three carbon atoms being part of that. Carbon¡¯s molar mass was twelve, multiplied by three that became thirty six, making it about sixteen percent of the total mass. So I could make just under ten percent of a gram of nitroglycerin if I used all the carbon in one breath.
¡°Uh, Solitaire-¡± Beam began, I shot a glare at him.
¡°No talking, brain thinking.¡± I snapped, and continued to do just that.
Breath wasn¡¯t going to help much. How much CO2 could I get from the surrounding atmosphere?
Three grams, as it happened. Enough for about thirty grams of nitro. That wasn¡¯t very much, not at all, but it was a start. And it¡¯d also shown me there was a limit to how far I could manipulate chemicals from- about two metres or so. Would that increase as I became more powerful?
It annoyed me that I couldn¡¯t know, yet, but I moved past it and shared the information.
¡°So how much is that?¡± Shango asked, eagerly. I considered it, then shrugged.
¡°I have no idea. Wanna go and see?¡±
He did, and so did Beam. Almost as much as me, in fact. The three of us headed outside, and I worked my magic, congealing atoms together into that special fluid that had made us so good at killing in the twentieth century. I was careful to get it moving as I made it, sending my arms out in an arc to ensure that the fingertip-sized blob of nitro was already flying away as it congealed into existence. It struck the stone floor about a dozen metres ahead of me.
The difference in explosive power between it and the black powder is hard to describe.
Our ears didn¡¯t ring, but I saw stone break and dirt jet upwards like a puddle being stamped on. It rained down while we laughed.
¡°What can you make with this?¡± Shango asked, grinning. I sighed.
Nothing, obviously, it was fucking nitroglycerin. But I wouldn¡¯t mind giving a go at stabilising it into something that didn¡¯t explode when you looked at it too hard.
And if nothing else, the ability to make a hand grenade out of literal air was nice to have. I could think of a certain Fucker I¡¯d quite like to test it out on.
First thing was first, though. I had to fix the ventilation in that damned warehouse.
Chapter 72
Beam POV: Day 72
Current Wealth: 74 gold 17 silver 22 copper
Time passed, and several things started to happen. I began my new career in smithing, as the blacksmith- Ardin- was suitably awed by some of our designs to join up. Unfortunately, it involved working myself close to ten hours a day in the process of learning. Fortunately, I was well used to that sort of exertion, and I quickly discovered all the right ways of moving to ensure that I was working as many of my muscles as possible in the process. It didn¡¯t take me long to fall into a rhythm with it all.
My friends kept themselves busy, too. Both of them continued learning their magic, though Solitaire cut his practice down in favour of concentrating on his chemical-fuckery, and of course we sold plenty more gunpowder to keep our coffers topped up. Our accommodations soon grew with our funds, and all of us got accustomed to hot meals, baths, all the little luxuries we¡¯d spent our earliest days missing. It was good, peaceful, and relaxed. Except for Solitaire¡¯s ever growing paranoia.
Now, Solitaire was a great guy. Well, okay, fine. A good guy at least. Or, not actively bad. Certainly there were worse people one could meet¡If you searched enough. He wasn¡¯t actively dangerous, at the very least. Under most circumstances, and as long as you didn¡¯t make any sudden movements in his peripheral vision. The point being, I liked Solitaire, really, he was one of my best friends. But he had a tendency to¡Freak out, when he thought trouble was approaching.
And in this case, he was absolutely fucking right, trouble was approaching. Corvan must have heard of us by now, and we were rapidly closing in on his expected arrival time. Solitaire dealt with that kind of pressure- or any other pressure, for that matter- about as well as a landmine. A nuclear landmine, which knew how to make other nuclear devices.
Suffice to say, I was a bit worried for him. Every day he was developing a new conspiracy theory, moving around, muttering to himself all twitchy and dark. He spasmed whenever something even slightly unexpected happened, went for a knife whenever someone startled him, and otherwise made himself resemble a rabid wolverine occupying the body of a human.
¡°We need a fort.¡± He snapped, for the fiftieth time. ¡°A bunker, a¡a defensible position, chokepoints all around it, with overlapping fields of fire and barbed wire and minefields and-¡±
¡°We need to relax.¡± I tried, and he glared at me in that magical way he had. The one that left me convinced, even after all our years of friendship, that he was about to come flying at me and start chewing bits off.
¡°You need to fuck yourself.¡± He snarled. ¡°Fucking morons, all of you, idiots, cattle. Happy to just waddle around chewing grass with your mouth open, waiting to get killed. Well fuck that, I¡¯m too clever to die, I¡¯m too clever for anything to even hurt me. I¡¯m-¡±
¡°-Being a cunt to your friends.¡± Shango cut in, eying him coldly. Solitaire snapped around, glaring his way. Shango kept talking before he could reply. ¡°Or am I stupid, mindless cattle for pointing that out?¡±
Solitaire hesitated, tightened his jaw, swallowed as if something bitter were in his mouth. Then looked away.
¡°Sorry.¡± He managed. A few moments passed, and I saw his frenzied rage replaced by something else. Shame.
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It always came to him after an outburst like that, and like always he pretended it didn¡¯t, and we pretended not to have seen it.
¡°We do need to protect ourselves.¡± Solitaire grunted, after a moment. ¡°Corvan will be here tomorrow, at the earliest, and not much later at best. This isn¡¯t an ignorable problem anymore. We need to be ready for whatever he tries to do.¡±
¡°Alright.¡± Shango answered, warmer, now, ¡°How do you suggest we go about that?¡±
He hissed, thinking.
¡°I want to know when he¡¯s coming and from where, so¡I¡¯ve sent along a few bribes to the gate guards. Figured if it worked for him, it¡¯d work for us. Our reputations probably helped with that, too.¡±
Shango didn¡¯t look surprised, just nodded.
¡°Okay, what else? How do we take him?¡±
¡°I can have one of his hands off before he¡¯s even cast.¡± I volunteered, and Solitaire eyed me.
¡°He shielded himself from an explosion within seconds of waking up, I don¡¯t think I¡¯d like to bet on you managing that.¡±
Truth be told, I would have, but he wasn¡¯t exactly wrong that it¡¯d be risky at least. Certainly, there were easier ways.
¡°Shango has a gun.¡± I noted. ¡°That¡¯ll be helpful, how do we make sure he gets the chance to use it?¡±
His accuracy was improving, though not as quick as it had a few weeks ago. Little, fractional changes we noticed by the day. He had about one and a third times the hit ratio now than when we¡¯d headed out to take back the fort.
¡°Unless Corvan blocks it with magic.¡± Shango answered back, Solitaire sighed.
¡°We should have Ardin cast us some iron balls to shoot, they won¡¯t weigh as much, but they¡¯ll hold together a lot better than lead. Might keep their energy concentrated enough to punch through, maybe.¡±
It depended, of course, on how strong Corvan actually was, which was a bit inconvenient given that the fucker happened to be stronger than any other magus we¡¯d met. Hell of a person to piss off.
Then again, he¡¯d started it.
¡°This¡¯ll all be useless if we don¡¯t have a decent place to catch him.¡± Solitaire noted. ¡°This warehouse won¡¯t do, he could probably bring it down in seconds.¡±
We were talking about it, now, I realised, properly talking about it. Corvan¡¯s attack wasn¡¯t some future event anymore, it had drawn close enough that we had no choice but to actually engage with the threat. A chilling thought.
Our back and forth didn¡¯t last us as long as it might have. Mostly because it was helped by a man who¡¯d spent more of his life thinking about the best ways of defending himself from the kinds of power we¡¯d be assailed by than any modern citizen ought to have.
It wasn¡¯t long before our plan was readied, and we went about preparing it. Argar was sent grumbling from the place with a big burlap sack, Helena was marched away to gather more, and Shango went out looking for a new hire.
Days passed, we worked, we grew more and more scared. And then we grew less scared.
Argar and I were in charge of gathering little stones and pulverising them with hammers, on Solitaire¡¯s insistence. He wanted sandbags, the weirdo. Well, maybe it was fair enough, if they stopped machine gun fire then it was worth trying them out against a wizard, at least, and it gave us something to do. He was keeping himself busy as well. Making more gunpowder, filling our pockets by the day.
Shango kept himself busy, too.
He¡¯d told us about the blonde noble lady who¡¯d approached him, of course, and we¡¯d all kept her in the backs of our minds, worrying as she was. Well, she made herself known again, soon. Calling on Shango for a meeting about¡Something, something we weren¡¯t allowed to be told beforehand, apparently. That sparked a new discussion among us, which ended in the only way it could have.
Ideally, we¡¯d have all gone. But we were busy, preparing, and ill suited respectively. Solitaire in particular could activate a woman¡¯s fight or flight response just by coming within a fifty foot radius of her, which made him a poor choice as company for such a meeting.
So Shango readied himself to head out alone. I was still stacking sandbags when he finally got ready to, and Solitaire was busy mixing, so neither of us really gave him much of a look as he headed out of what was rapidly transforming from ¡°warehouse¡± to ¡°bunker¡±.
We turned around soon, though. Because he wasn¡¯t so much as five feet out the door when all of us felt magic on the air, and then a wave of fire rolled down towards him.
Chapter 73
Solitaire POV: Day 76
Current Wealth: 168 gold 47 silver 29 copper
I had about a second before watching my friend become the world¡¯s nobbiest barbeque, and I was acting on it before most of my brain even knew what was happening. Thinking, reaching my focus out into the air around me, grabbing all the components I could find, drawing them in and throwing them.
Even after training for weeks, I¡¯d never have been quick enough to do something with magus magic that fast, but my new powers were different. More innate, instinctual, limited only by the speed of my mind. And those were no limits at all.
By the time I saw the light, I¡¯d already filled the surrounding atmosphere with my will. By the time I felt the heat, I¡¯d already started reaching into it for water. By the time I saw the fire, I¡¯d already thrown it out in a great torrent to wash around Shango. Sixteen cubic metres of air, with at least a few percentage points of it made up of moisture. Probably, I hit my friend with close to a tonne of water, likely bowled him off his feet, likely saved him, maybe killed him.
Unfortunately, I was denied the chance to know, because I discovered something new about my power, too. It wasn¡¯t exempt from Newton¡¯s third law.
My feet left the ground instantly, body tossed back like a ragdoll, forced to take more than its fair share of momentum as I propelled the torrent outwards. It more likely than not weighed ten times as much as me, and was moving easily dozens of miles per hour. I had just enough time to realise that I might die before the wall caught me.
The heavily sandbag-coated wall. It was that that saved me, slight deformations to the covering burlap sacks decelerating me more gradually, reducing the force and keeping my skeleton from crumpling apart. It didn¡¯t stop me from seeing stars however.
I bounced off it, fell down, groaned and coughed. Blood was in my mouth, salty and iron-tasting, flavouring the death I was choking back and leaving me spasming for precious moments while I waited for my organs to settle. By the time I came to, the room was empty except for me, and Shango was just barely visible outside, flitting by the door. I got to my feet, coughing, but no more blood came up. That was a good sign, and I lurched my way to the door with a grunt.
Outside, everything was mad. The air smelled of smog and smoke, it was all hot enough to sting even my supernaturally-toughened flesh, and Shango didn¡¯t so much as glance at me. I felt the magic instantly, but it took me a second to realise that some of it was coming from him, and all of it directed in the same direction as his eyes.
Fire, more fire, more fire than I¡¯d ever seen before. Slashing through the air in great waves, heating the stone ground to a cherry-red glow, and Beam was right in the centre of it all. Dodging, diving, jumping and flipping.
He was moving fast, almost faster than I could keep track of, like he was moving through air while the rest of the world swam its way through water. The glowing armour clung to him, as always, trailing light, but I could see that he was moving to the limits of his abilities.
Corvan was hovering high above, eyes alight with hate, power extending down in great sheets of flame. My friend didn¡¯t have long, so I got to work.
The air was dryer, around me, now, but not so much so that I didn¡¯t find plenty of moisture to separate and throw out. I kept the speed down, this time, just enough to reach a few metres overhead and intercept one of Corvan¡¯s attacks, hissing on impact as the heat was absorbed and diffused as pattering rain. I didn¡¯t look at Shango while speaking, but I didn¡¯t need to to know he¡¯d be listening.
¡°We need your gun.¡± I told him. ¡°I¡¯ll focus on buying us some time.¡±
Even as I said it, I called on more water, moving to ensure that I could keep scraping fresh patches of air after depleting others. I sent my next blast out as an elongated lance, aimed for the magus himself, and watched as Corvan shifted his flames into an opaque wall of air. The liquid scattered on impact, of course, but by then I was already preparing a follow up.
Fire rolled down for me, and I threw up more water- felt it boil away, but near enough that the wave of heat made my eyes water and skin itch. So I fixed it, drawing on more moisture, ringing the heat out of my flesh by boiling the liquid myself. An endothermic reaction that gave me the perfect chance to cool myself a bit, and gave me an idea.
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More fire, more water, this time farther from my body, leaving me safer and unhurt. I took the extra time and used it to gather more water, drawing the heat from it as I did. I needed somewhere to put it, so I separated my mass of moisture into two blocks, one vaporising while another, much larger, froze solid. I shaped the liquid even as it hardened and crystalised into ice, making it a great, long lance with a jagged tip. Then I lashed it out at the magus.
Corvan blocked it again of course, his shield shattering the material with ease. Something strong enough to turn away an explosion as big as we¡¯d thrown his way last time would¡¯ve never failed at something so trivial.
I¡¯d been counting on the fact.
As the ice broke apart, its hollow interior was exposed, venting out the pressurised steam I¡¯d left trapped inside- all the waste heat I¡¯d needed to move away to solidify the water, now free to shoot out and bathe the magus. He was fifty feet away, at least, but I still heard him scream, and nobody could¡¯ve failed to see him fall.
He could still breathe while using his shield, after all, most magi could. I knew enough about our magic system to be aware of that much. If air could get through, why not gas? God, I wish I could marry myself.
Corvan slowed himself before he landed, climbing, waveringly, to his feet. And then the bricks were on him; Argar, Helena, Beam, all moving like a pack of hunting dogs, encircling him within an instant, attacking in unison. His shield was fast in raising, and great in warding them back, I called out a warning right before the shockwave he conjured rang out to send them all flying back. Beam, though, didn¡¯t need it.
He¡¯d already leapt away from the concussion, twisting to land feet-first in a crouch, then lunging again. His conjured sword was barely deflected, and the sheer force of it sent the magus skidding back, fighting for balance. Argar rose behind him just as he did, letting Corvan¡¯s momentum carry him towards his axe swing, sending him spinning and rolling away with the strength of it.
Fire, then water. My and Corvan¡¯s magic met in the air, sizzling each other to death, and Argar charged through the conflagration. The magus sent another jet of flame out, smaller, but enough to heat his plate to glowing and launch him back- I screamed at the sight, the magus turned to me and raised his shield.
My ice shattered again, but this time Corvan¡¯s barrier was far enough in front of him that the steam dispersed before it could scald his body. I could see the effects of my last attack still, red, cracked patches along his skin, but it was all superficial, too little to truly hurt him. I should¡¯ve used more steam, and trapped it in a smaller space, increased the pressure and mass so that it would hold heat longer and shoot out faster. Might¡¯ve melted the bastard¡¯s face off with my last hit, might¡¯ve hurt him again with this one. Too late, now.
The gunshot snapped me out of my self-pity.
Shango had taken his sweet fucking time in fishing out his rifle, but it was free now, and I heard it announce itself with a sharp crack of supersonic flight and the sizzle of burning powder. Corvan¡¯s barrier flashed, then buckled, and I saw a spray of crimson in the air all within a timeframe so small even my enhanced eyes couldn¡¯t pick out any individual moment from coming before or after another. The magus stumbled, cursing.
Yeah, that was right, old fucker. A bullet wasn¡¯t quite the same thing as a wall of air, however pressurised it was. I wasn¡¯t surprised to see the victory of technology over magic.
Beam chose then to slam his newest weapon into the man from the side, a giant halberd which might¡¯ve been too big for even his own superhuman musculature, were it made of metal instead of light, and hit with about as much force as the entire River Mersey. The poor old man went flying so hard he looked to be challenging the Apollo Eleven¡¯s record.
Corvan hit the ground, bounced about a metre back up into the air, then hit it again. He slid this time, rolling and grinding along the floor before finally stopping as his face hit a wall and his body flipped one last time. I saw him twitching. Still alive, then, odd.
Clearly he¡¯d shielded himself from the subsequent impacts, as well as just the initial strike, because the streak of blood he¡¯d left along behind him wasn¡¯t nearly a ¡°dead¡± amount of leakage. That was fine, though, it meant more fun for me. I stalked after him, a sudden energy vitalising my movements as I thought of getting my hands on the fucker and twisting bits off. Where would I start? Perhaps a rib, that¡¯d be ironic, we¡¯d needed him to fix Beam¡¯s ribs first after all. Then again, one couldn¡¯t beat the old classics. I reckoned I¡¯d take off his cock.
I reached him, and he turned to look up at me with focus in his eyes and magic in his hands, it didn¡¯t last long. My fist cracked across his jaw and launched the coherence right out of him, leaving his head to loll back slack and boneless as his eyes fogged over with concussion. My fingers were just tightening about his chin, my other hand just reaching for the nearest cluster of pain receptors, when something important occurred to me.
Glancing over my shoulder, I looked back to check on Argar. The man was still lying still, a smouldering wreck covered with smoke and steam. My anger flared, but I stabbed it in the kidney and put it to one side, glaring back at the magus.
¡°Alright cunt, listen up.¡± I hissed, bringing his face to within an inch of mine, resisting the urge to start chewing through his cheek and bite out his tongue. ¡°You just hurt a mate of mine, you¡¯re going to un-fuck him, and if you don¡¯t manage that I¡¯ll be teaching you things about human anatomy that your moron civilisation won¡¯t discover for another five hundred years.¡±
Corvan did not appear to be any less grumpy than usual.
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Nero died and awoke in hell.
A grinning face, a gun to his head. That was the last thing Nero saw in life. A fitting end. He''d made his fortune by helping the rich and powerful exploit others and get away with it. Unfortunately, death is fairer than life.
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Chapter 74
Shango POV: Day 76
Current Wealth: 168 gold 47 silver 29 copper
I hurried to Solitaire and Corvan, all too aware that every moment passing by was another opportunity for my ¡°brother¡± to do something horrific, irreversible and, in this case, disastrous. He wouldn¡¯t, though, would he?
A stupid question, of fucking course he would.
To my surprise, though, he hadn¡¯t. When I came to the pair they were talking- or rather, Solitaire was snarling, and Corvan was cowering. I supposed that much made sense, magus or not, he was still just an ageing man physically. Within the reach of Solitaire¡¯s arm, there would be no real contest between the two of them. Which made it even more remarkable that Corvan¡¯s physiology hadn¡¯t been rearranged yet.
¡°You¡¯re going to heal the big one.¡± Solitaire growled, just as I came to within earshot. ¡°You¡¯re going to do a really, really nice job of it. He¡¯s going to live a long and healthy life, and he¡¯ll even have that knee problem gone once you¡¯re done. If you don¡¯t, I¡¯ll kill you. If you fail, I¡¯ll kill you. If he turns out to be too hurt for any magus in the world to fix, I¡¯ll fucking kill you so slowly you¡¯ll end up wondering whether it was old age that got you in the end. Understand?¡±
Corvan nodded, his face sheet pale. I could see blood dripping from one side of him, just under the ribs. It formed a patchy trail behind him, too, little droplets and flecks in the ground. Not a deadly amount to lose, I thought, but running out fast enough that it would be soon. Solitaire hauled him to his feet with one arm.
¡°Then let¡¯s get healing.¡± He spat.
Argar was in bad shape. Somewhere between ¡°hospital visit¡± and ¡°something I just hauled out of a blast furnace¡± levels of hurt, barely moving, not making a sound, covered with burns and covered even more entirely by mangled, glowing armour that kept us from seeing the extent of it. We¡¯d needed Beam¡¯s help to even examine him, twisting and tearing the ruined plate¡¯s remnants free of his body.
Fortunately, the heat left his steel coating just about weak enough that it surrendered to my friend¡¯s physical power. Unfortunately, what it revealed was more harrowing than I¡¯d dared fear.
There were men out there who¡¯d have sent a steak back to the kitchens if it had been as cooked as Argar was. His iron-tough skin was peeling back, blackened and charred, cracked apart to reveal bloody meat below. That meat wasn¡¯t anywhere near as glistening or moist as it ought to have been, its residual water currently permeating the air around him as a thin, steady trail of steam. The giant twitched, groaning with pain, and every motion sent fresh rivulets of blood to ooze up from his ruined body where the tissues were fused unnaturally together, then forcibly torn apart by the shifting movements.
Without magic, he¡¯d have been dead. Even in a modern emergency room I wasn¡¯t sure what his chances would¡¯ve been, but we had something better. I turned a glare to Corvan, tried to think of something to say, then gave up. Looking, instead, at Solitaire.
¡°If he doesn¡¯t save him.¡± I said, quietly, finding the words coming out of me as if someone else were speaking with my mouth, ¡°I want you to kill him as slowly as you¡¯re capable of.¡±
Solitaire nodded, and, for once, didn¡¯t smile.
The magus got to work.
I watched him like a hawk, Beam watched him like an eagle, and Solitaire watched him like the most paranoid man Liverpool had ever produced. All three of us kept our eyes on him with laser-intensity, and Helena was crouched right behind, her spear ready to drive through the magus¡¯ spine if things looked like such an action would be necessary. The worst part was how difficult it would be to tell, we could all feel magic haemorrhaging off of him, but none of us were yet skilled enough in magery to tell one kind from another by sensation alone. He might¡¯ve stopped healing and started readying another fireball, for all we knew, and the only warning we¡¯d get was the light and heat.
Corvan¡¯s face didn¡¯t twist into a treacherous sneer, though, and his magic didn¡¯t convulse into a deadly ambush. He just looked exhausted .
When creating Redacle, we¡¯d made any kind of magic exhausting, difficult and time-consuming for a reason. It was to avoid compromising our dark fantasy atmosphere by making it easily commonplace for people to have limbs grown back, or fevers purged from them. Well, that was biting us in the ass now, because Argar¡¯s tortured body was being repaired far, far too slowly for my taste. It certainly didn¡¯t help that we¡¯d forced the magus to use so much of his power in the fight just minutes prior.
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The blackened, carbonised flesh that was beyond saving fell off, detaching from its healthier dependencies and falling away like leaves in autumn. Below, the ugly red flesh slowly lightened, turning from crimson to scarlet, then pink as new skin grew over it. I saw the heat die down, the mangled connections rethread as soft tissue reformed and reattached. The more was done, however, the slower things became. Corvan was panting and sweating long before Argar was past the point of danger.
¡°I can¡¯t keep this up much longer.¡± The magus breathed, his words strained. I eyed him, deciding that if he was that good at lying he¡¯d probably have seen our little betrayal coming a mile away in the first place.
¡°What can you do?¡± I asked, and he scowled.
¡°Nothing, I just-¡±
Solitaire hit him, hard, in the spine, and the magus coughed out his agony for a moment before continuing in a slightly milder tone.
¡°...Not much, my power is failing me.¡±
¡°What can we do about that?¡± I snapped, sending a furtive glance at Argar. He didn¡¯t seem to have improved much, if at all. For all the damage that was physically gone, his strength was just as diminished and his agony just as apparent. Maybe people only had so much life in them, and an injury like this left it all squeezed out even when most of it was fixed. Maybe there was just more damaged tissue deeper below the exterior.
I was spiralling, focusing on minutiae, giving myself something trivial to consider so I didn¡¯t worry myself with what actually mattered. Stupid. I stopped.
¡°We can¡¯t do anything.¡± Corvan replied, a touch of panic to his voice. He¡¯d answered fast, fast enough that I might¡¯ve been the delaying factor in our conversation had I not snapped myself out of the panic when I did. But his answer was useless all the same.
¡°That¡¯s not good enough.¡± Solitaire growled. ¡°If you can¡¯t do anything then you¡¯re a scrotum-themed rug in my warehouse.¡±
He wasn¡¯t even kidding. I knew Solitaire kidding, and this was certainly not it. He looked far too sincere in his smile, far too subtly eager, for it to be anything but a promise of what was to come.
If he decapitated our subordinate¡¯s healer, then it would probably get in the way of his healing Argar. I decided to intervene before that could happen.
¡°What about a power pool?¡± I asked. ¡°Can you draw on my strength?¡±
It was a concept in our lore, but not a commonly used one. I only even suggested it out of desperation, and before Corvan could answer, Solitaire was leaning in.
¡°Everyone shut up.¡± He instructed. ¡°I¡¯m being clever.¡±
I struggled to acquiesce, every instinct in my body wanted me doing, not watching, but I was fresh out of useful ideas, and by the look on Corvan¡¯s face a power tap wouldn¡¯t have changed anything at all.
¡°What do you think you¡¯re-¡±
¡°Shut.¡± Solitaire snapped, interrupting the magus before his question could continue. It occurred to me that Corvan suddenly seemed a lot less cowed, his posture a lot less fearful. Was that intentional?
Yes, it must have been, somewhere along the way he¡¯d managed to slip himself out of the suborned position in our conversation. Probably around the time we let him see he was fucking invaluable for healing Argar.
Whatever the implications of his newly perceived status were, Corvan had asked a valid question.
¡°What are you doing?¡± I frowned, figuring Solitaire had at least a bit of wiggle room in answering. He was quite the multi-tasker when he wanted to be, most of the time he just asked for silence because he was a cock.
Sure enough, I got my answer.
¡°Cooling his body down.¡± He replied. ¡°Specifically, all the bits that are still hot enough to keep cooking, if nothing else I¡¯ll keep his burns from worsening on their own.¡±
Corvan barked out a new answer before I could.
¡°I was doing that.¡± The magus exclaimed. ¡°If you can do it yourself, instead, then I¡¯ll have more power to spare on other things.¡± Wordlessly, Solitaire made room by his side for the man to kneel down and continue his work in healing Argar, and I just stood back and watched them both go at it.
Minutes passed before they were finally finished, Solitaire leaning back with a snarl, Corvan with a sigh. Both of them were exhausted, but Argar looked¡Better.
He was breathing consistently, at least, not interrupting every other inhalation with a sharp gasp, not twitching or spasming anymore. There still wasn¡¯t a lot of colour to the man¡¯s face, but there was at least a life to him. He looked less categorically dead than asleep, and I¡¯d call that progress. All eyes turned to Corvan, who glanced up at us and scowled.
¡°I really am done now.¡± The magus growled. ¡°Nothing left in the tank, if you want him healed more it¡¯ll take you a few hours of waiting.¡±
I resisted the urge to swear. Magi were powerful, but not for very long at a time. Depending on how they paced themselves they could output maybe a few minutes of magic each day at full strength, with long stretches of recharge-time in-between. If he¡¯d been healing at close to full capacity then he probably did have truly nothing left in the tank.
If he was lying to keep our guard down, though, then there¡¯d not be any real way of knowing. I knew a lot about our world¡¯s magic, but not what different levels of it felt like, or how to compare them. I had no way of matching up the power we¡¯d seen from Corvan to the exhaustion he claimed he felt, nor even how strong he was to begin with.
Solitaire must have gone through all the calculations already, because he spoke before I could.
¡°You¡¯re going to make your offer soon.¡± He noted. ¡°To keep healing him, now that you¡¯ve seen how we can kick the shit out of you now.¡±
The magus glared at him, the way people tended to glare at Solitaire when he opened his mouth.
Chapter 75
Beam POV: Day 76
Current Wealth: 168 gold 47 silver 29 copper
Negotiating with a half-mad wizard had not been on my bucket list, but I surprised myself with how quickly I adjusted to the task. I figured everyone only had so much awe and shock in them, some finite amount assigned at birth, and that I¡¯d already emptied mine long ago by spending those frantic first few weeks in Redacle. Maybe I was just resilient.
Certainly, the fact that we¡¯d just beaten the wizard in question up had helped to mitigate the intimidation factor somewhat. Either way, he looked a lot more nervous than Solitaire and Shango. A good sign.
¡°How do I know you won¡¯t just kill me anyway?¡± Corvan asked us all, eyes flitting between us as he did. ¡°The moment your friend¡¯s healed, you don¡¯t need me any more.¡±
Shango¡¯s eyes practically rolled out of his head at that.
¡°We won¡¯t kill you because we don¡¯t want to kill you, you fucking moron.¡± He snapped. ¡°We never wanted to kill you, we just wanted to live our lives and not lose a friend because some bear came flying at us one day, you¡¯re the one who tried to fuck us all over and you¡¯re the one who chased us halfway across the country because we escaped.¡±
Corvan¡¯s eyes narrowed.
¡°After trying to kill me with your magic powder.¡± He growled. Solitaire hit him again, and the magus glared up at him.
¡°I¡¯ll try a bit fucking harder if you want.¡± The Scouser snapped. ¡°We did that because you threatened to kill us with magic if we didn¡¯t give you all the money that was keeping us alive you shit-heel.¡±
For a second the magus looked like he might argue, then, instead, he bit back whatever words had been foaming at the back of his mouth and just sighed.
¡°Well, anyway, what can you do that¡¯ll make me certain I¡¯ll still be alive after whatever deal you make me think we¡¯ve cut.¡±
Shango answered that, shooting back as quick as ever with a response so carefully worded it left me wondering, as always, whether he¡¯d had it prepared an hour in advance. Given we¡¯d been fighting for our lives not fifteen minutes ago against the recipient, there was perhaps cause to doubt it just this once.
¡°We¡¯re going to be employing you from now on.¡± He said, confidently.
Corvan blinked at him, taken aback. Being honest I probably looked about the same.
Instantly the magus¡¯ eyes moved to Solitaire, who was currently foaming at the fucking mouth glaring at him, eyes bulging and veins jumping out against his skin. Evidently, he wasn¡¯t too fond of the idea that we might be working with this one, let alone leaving him alive. Fortunately, despite his currently ongoing impression of a feral wolverine, he didn¡¯t seem like he¡¯d be jumping the gun and lynching him.
For now, at least.
¡°Why would you work with someone you hate?¡± Corvan asked, wearily. Shango sighed.
¡°Because we want to actually achieve something of worth, and you¡¯re powerful enough to help us do it. And, believe it or not, most of us don¡¯t actually enjoy viciously killing people as a rule, even ones we don¡¯t like.¡±
Solitaire growled like a pitbull caught in a trash compactor, and I saw Shango checking with a quick glance to ensure our friend hadn¡¯t started closing in on the magus.
¡°Most of us don¡¯t enjoy viciously killing people.¡± He ammended.
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¡°You want my magic.¡± Corvan sneered, and Shango rolled his eyes as if he were talking to some screaming toddler.
¡°Yes, genius, of course we want your magic, it¡¯s fucking magic. If that surprises you, you¡¯re an idiot. If it¡¯s not a deal you want, then you¡¯re a dead man, and I¡¯m afraid my brother won¡¯t make it fast.¡±
Solitaire took a step forwards, maybe for emphasis- the bad cop to Shango¡¯s good cop- and maybe because he really did just want to dismember the old man that much. Corvan barely glanced his way, though, seeming more thoughtful than concerned.
¡°Brothers?¡± He echoed. ¡°You were friends when we first met.¡±
Shango kept whatever surprise he felt hidden well, but mine must¡¯ve shown, because the magus grinned.
¡°Interesting lie to tell.¡± He noted.
¡°Interesting time to get distracted.¡± Shango shot back, Solitaire took another step forwards, and I swore he was actually drooling now. ¡°Work with us, yes or no?¡±
Corvan¡¯s eyes flickered between us as he thought about it, and it looked like he¡¯d be taking his time in answering right up until Helena¡¯s spear tip prodded him in the back again. His face wrinkled in a wince, he swore, then glared back at her.
¡°What sort of conditions?¡± He asked.
Shango groaned.
¡°Fucking seriously?¡±
¡°I want a gold coin every week, whether I do anything or not.¡± The wizard pressed. ¡°No less.¡±
¡°You get forty silver.¡± Shango replied, ¡°And you get to keep your nuts.¡±
Solitaire didn¡¯t say anything at all, just stared at the magus, who seemed to consider the lunatic about as carefully as was appropriate before answering.
¡°What exactly are your plans, that you still stand to benefit from having a magus join you in them, even now?¡± The man asked, carefully. Shango met his question with the most severe, earnest stare I¡¯d seen him give anyone yet.
¡°This world is wrong.¡± He said, simply. ¡°It¡¯s twisted, diseased, evil. People starve in the streets, die of easily treatable wounds, work themselves half to death just to keep a grip on the shitty slivers of land their feudal lords have decided are theirs to work and die on. It¡¯s a disgusting, immoral ruin. We¡¯re going to fix it.¡±
Corvan stared, then sneered, then in a few moments he was laughing outright, cackles echoing out in every direction, chest heaving and shoulders lurching. Such was his amusement that I actually saw tears threatening to form in his eyes and wet his cheeks, which was doubly impressive with the severe scald marks littering so much of his flesh. Apparently Solitaire¡¯s little steam missile hadn¡¯t quite seared the tear ducts closed.
Finally Corvan seemed finished with his convulsive chuckling, and his face grew serious, even as sporadic laughs still moved it a shade.
¡°I¡¯d taken the three of you for fools.¡± He snorted. ¡°Now I see I was wrong, you¡¯re madmen. Fine, I¡¯ll help with your fool¡¯s errand, but don¡¯t expect me to die for it alongside you.¡±
It was, I decided, about as good an offer as we could reasonably expect to have gotten from him. Shango just nodded dutifully, as if he were simply recording Corvan¡¯s help down as some relevant factor, without any particular emotion attached to it one way or the other. Solitaire, on the other hand, looked as if he might go into convulsions at not being allowed to tear him apart. I still wasn¡¯t sure whether he was just acting for the sake of leveraging a better deal, and probably never would be.
It was Helena who broke the silence, punctuating her words with another spear-prod to Corvan¡¯s back.
¡°We¡¯ve been talking for a few minutes, shouldn¡¯t be too much longer until you have the power to make another crack at healing, should it?¡±
The magus craned his neck back uncomfortably to glare at her.
¡°Who let the woman talk? Oh, god, and she¡¯s a savage, too. I really-¡±
Solitaire interrupted him by dropping down to one knee, blood flecking from his mouth as a sudden cough seized him. We were all by his side in an instant, concern creasing our features.
¡°What¡¯s wrong?!¡± Shango demanded, Solitaire only shook his head.
¡°Threw myself into a wall using my powers.¡± He whispered, volume forced low and feeble by the strain of his injury. ¡°Think I broke a few ribs. Funny thing is I don¡¯t think the adrenaline¡¯s worn off, can¡¯t feel any- oh, no, there it is. Fuck.¡±
¡°Get back, idiots.¡± Corvan instructed. ¡°Let me handle this.¡± The man¡¯s hands lit up, and I saw them move to Solitaire¡¯s side. Every instinct in my body told me to take the magus¡¯ fingers off at the knuckles, but I curtailed them. He¡¯d healed Argar, and he didn¡¯t have the remaining power to fight the rest of us again no matter what. With luck he¡¯d heal Solitaire.
We all watched as our friend¡¯s agony slowly abated, and the strength slowly trickled back into him, but in less than a minute the regeneration stopped. Solitaire blinked, testing his ribs as Corvan spoke.
¡°Didn¡¯t have the power to fully remove the wounds,¡± The magus explained, panting with exertion, ¡°But you can treat this as about a week¡¯s head start on healing them, he¡¯s not in any danger now at least.¡±
¡°And neither are you.¡± Solitaire noted, eying him. ¡°You¡¯re oddly relaxed for a man standing around enemies with none of his magic available.¡±
Corvan¡¯s face stiffened, but only a shade. The magus shrugged.
¡°As of just now, I think we¡¯ve established my usefulness.¡± He retorted. ¡°As I said, you¡¯re all madmen. But you¡¯re not fools.¡±
Chapter 76
Solitaire POV: Day 76
Current Wealth: 168 gold 47 silver 29 copper
It¡¯d been a pretty shit day so far, all things considered. I¡¯d gotten the hell kicked out of me in a fight with an old man, spent several minutes watching a friend of mine convulse, and at the end of it all I¡¯d gotten blue-balled on playing Operation with Corvan and the nearby pile of metal scraps.
Oh, and my ribcage currently resembled a jigsaw puzzle. All in all, not exactly a win in my books. Still, it could''ve been worse. Things could always be worse when one fought a wizard.
Shango had made himself scarce about half an hour earlier, right after he was finally, properly sure that neither Argar nor myself would spontaneously drop dead. Which had left the rest of us alone with Corvan. I¡¯d surely lived through more awkward silences, but for the life of me, I couldn¡¯t actually think of any examples.
¡°What¡¯s your brother doing?¡± Corvan asked, abruptly. It was just the two of us alone, for the moment. He¡¯d decided he could trust us, going by the lack of our beheading him as soon as we knew he wasn¡¯t immediately needed anymore, and I¡¯d decided I could trust him on account of the magus seeming to understand what would happen if he killed any of us and left the others alive. He¡¯d seen our growth in power, and was quick enough to realise we¡¯d not hit the end of it.
Not quick enough to realise we could¡¯ve just been holding off on killing him for fear that he¡¯d done something to sabotage the healing process, though. Moron.
¡°He¡¯s busy doing important things.¡± I replied, not even bothering to hide how dismissive I was, and barely resisting the urge to deliberately emphasise it. Fortunately Corvan was, apparently, just about sapient enough to notice anyway.
¡°You¡¯re not very good at answering questions, are you, boy?¡±
¡°You¡¯re not very good at understanding answers, are you, prick?¡± I shot back, only to find the magus grinning. Clearly he was well aware how much he got under my skin, which meant the only way to equalise our conversation would be getting under his even deeper.
¡°How did it feel getting the fuck knocked out of you by a bunch of people less than half your age?¡±
As far as jibes went, I had to say I¡¯d come up with subtler. But sometimes a sledgehammer was more useful than a scalpel, and with an ego as big as Corvan¡¯s I had a feeling this was one of them. It seemed I was right, because his face soured like milk in a desert, and his response was launched back as quickly as uzi fire from an amateur.
¡°How did the three of you grow so much stronger so quickly?¡± He asked, the creases of age deepening across his features.
¡°We¡¯re really, really hard workers.¡± I replied, and he scowled at me.
¡°Don¡¯t play me for a fool, boy, I know magus magic when I see it. What you did wasn¡¯t that, and nor was whatever let you survive that impact against the wall. Your brother in particular was using something else, too. So what is it, and how?¡±
I considered his words, thought about all the cards I had available to play. Truth might give him the tools to shine some light on our abilities- as a practitioner of magic he might well know a few things the world¡¯s authors didn¡¯t. But it would also give him more confidence, and that tended to move people against you. Keeping him in the dark altogether would only sew his distrust. How could I deny him an answer without making him think he¡¯d never get one from me?
Simple.
My foot lashed out, and it connected hard with his face, knocking him flat on his back and sprawling all four limbs outward. I¡¯d held back, not wanting to actually kill or seriously injure the old fuck, and all too aware that my growing strength left me closer in raw power to that bear we¡¯d met upon arrival than my former self. By the pained groans coming from Corvan, I deduced my kick had been successful in not snapping his spine and instead only just giving him a mild headache.
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¡°Don¡¯t call me boy.¡± I said, coldly, ¡°And don¡¯t forget to apologise the next time you set one of my friends on fire.¡± I stood up, taking my leave before the wrinkly fuck could right himself and start asking more inconvenient questions. With any luck he¡¯d have run out by the next time we spoke.
Beam interrupted me before I could even begin to consider what I¡¯d be doing next, wandering over with that twisted, concerned look he always had when something was seizing his head into thoughts he¡¯d rather it avoid.
¡°You alright?¡± I asked him, knowing full well what the answer would be already. As I am simply a giant bleeding heart with a skeleton and nervous system, however, I asked regardless, intending to coax my friend into speaking and venting out whatever had him so worried.
It worked, his words came fast.
¡°We¡¯ve been having trouble with some of the new metals. Specifically the, uh, molybdenum, Ardin says his forge can¡¯t get hot enough to properly work it, let alone melt it and mix it into the rest of the alloy.¡±
That wasn¡¯t what had been troubling him, I knew that much without even needing to think about it, but likewise I knew that Beam had been deliberate in sharing the practical issue rather than whatever emotional one was clearly gnawing away at him. I¡¯d offered my hand, and he¡¯d chosen not to take it. That was fine, ideal actually. I was much better at dealing with practicum than humans, anyway.
¡°I¡¯m not surprised.¡± I confided, starting on my way to the forge. ¡°Molybdenum melts at¡¡± I paused, sifting through my memory for the relevant data. It came quickly. ¡°Two thousand six hundred degrees celsius.¡±
Fuck, that hot? Military ceramics melted at a lower temperature than that, you¡¯d have a hard time generating that sort of heat with thermite, let alone some caveman¡¯s furnace. Apparently Beam had some understanding of the implications too, because his face fell.
¡°I don¡¯t think we can get anything that hot, Solitaire.¡± He noted, crestfallen. He wasn¡¯t exactly wrong.
¡°Well our idiot gene-mates can alloy it with things, somehow.¡± I thought aloud. ¡°There must be a trick.¡± It was irritating that I hadn¡¯t already learned it, but then I¡¯d had a fairly narrow education. Already I¡¯d stepped off the rails of my lunatic mother¡¯s teachings just by recalling the properties of various modern alloys, having learned that much from my sporadic interests and rapid googling-habits rather than any proper teachings.
Fuck, what I wouldn¡¯t have done for some internet access. Even just an hour, I¡¯d have the city wrapped around my pinkie by the fiftieth minute.
Beam, however, seemed to have other, pettier concerns.
¡°Did you just call the human race your gene-mates?¡± He frowned. I ignored the irrelevant question, focusing instead on the more pressing concern.
¡°Beam, concentrate, how do we make this work if we can¡¯t generate the heat needed to melt our products?¡±
¡°We don¡¯t.¡± He frowned. ¡°Right?¡±
Was he right? No, I decided.
¡°Have you ever heard that modern furnaces are all made of tungsten?¡± I asked him. He shook his head, as well he should. ¡°Me neither.¡± I concurred. ¡°I¡¯ve not heard that they¡¯re made of anything particularly special at all. Which tells me that the trick here isn¡¯t just finding a more heat-resistant material.¡±
If it was, we were fucked. I didn¡¯t know how much tungsten was in the air, but I knew that I¡¯d probably have visibly aged before gathering enough to assemble something as big as even a grain of sand, let alone proper industrial equipment.
But it couldn¡¯t be that, could it? I was getting distracted, focusing on irrelevant details, what mattered here was whether I could coin a way of heating something up regardless of container material. How might that be done?
Well, obviously my one major advantage was that the air inside my furnace wouldn¡¯t all be a uniform temperature. Particularly, the space near its centre could be a lot hotter than at its edges, which in turn would likely be cooler than the metal walls. As heat differential increased, convection and conduction both shot up as well. This was essentially why holding your hand against a five hundred kelvin piece of metal for one second was a lot less painful than holding it against a five thousand kelvin piece for one tenth of a second. It also meant that cooling down the furnace itself would cause heat to be sapped away from the air within ever faster.
But how fast? Was there a point at which we¡¯d have the coals burning so fast, the fire flooded with so much oxygen, that there¡¯d be no time for all the excess energy to get dragged away into the metal?
I couldn¡¯t know. That was annoying, and unexpected. Usually I just intuited things about the world without even meaning to, but not, it seemed, today. And I didn¡¯t have the knowledge required to sidestep the failure of nature¡¯s gifts.
I did have the means to find out, though. The slow way. The practical way. I smiled, thinking of how I¡¯d almost melted a crater into my warehouse floor experimenting with those coals the other day, and began to explain to Beam what exactly we¡¯d need to do things the Fun way.
Chapter 77
Shango POV: Day 76
Current Wealth: 168 gold 47 silver 29 copper
It didn¡¯t say anything about me, that I was more afraid of being late for my meeting than any other consequence of Corvan¡¯s attack. It said something about the horrible, nasty no-good world I¡¯d made with my evil friends. There were consequences to pissing off a noble, and they very much depended on what sort of noble it was you¡¯d annoyed. A nice one might have you flogged, but something about the blonde woman I¡¯d been summoned by had struck me as¡Mean. Hard, like she was the sort to pull out fingernails as an appetiser. Perhaps it was just my Nigerian DNA reacting to the presence of a white aristocrat.
My walk to the Council¡¯s Building was, as a result, about as tense as any walk I¡¯d ever had in my entire life. And made all the worse knowing my friends weren¡¯t there with me. I¡¯d have basked in the relief brought by Beam, fighting wrecking ball that he was. Or Solitaire- there was something oddly reassuring about having him there to all but guarantee that the first blow thrown would come from our side. I¡¯d left them both behind, regardless. If this went bad, I wanted them to have a head start in running once they heard that a bunch of big, horrible soldiers were looking for them.
Besides, everything we¡¯d discussed before still applied. I didn¡¯t want them shitting up my negotiation.
I found guards awaiting me as I approached the entrance, and wasn¡¯t even able to get a single word out before they spoke.
¡°Dark skin.¡± One noted, to his friend, rather than me, ¡°Six feet. The foreigner.¡±
Both eyes rested on me at that.
¡°You¡¯re here for Lady Velaharo?¡±
Discounting the small possibility that they were mistaking me for another African giant who¡¯d been summoned by an entirely unrelated noblewoman, I nodded. Both men turned.
¡°Follow us.¡± The first of them grunted, and they led me inside without much further ado.
The place was very much as I remembered, though a little bit more claustrophobic for my fear of being put in a penis guillotine. Fortunately the walk didn¡¯t last long enough for me to actually wet myself, and I was soon ushered not-so-politely into an office.
It was different from the other one I¡¯d seen, smaller, tighter, less indulgently decorated and more¡Economic. I could see far more work left done and undone on the desk, and behind it the lady Velaharo eyed me. My guess, it seemed, had been right. She was the blonde who¡¯d approached me the other day.
And she didn¡¯t look up at me, not even a glance. She just kept on writing like the other noble had. Rude? No, surely she was too clever for that, she needed me to see her contempt. To keep up appearances. Which meant she wasn¡¯t the sort to get genuinely offended when someone saved time by stepping on past them.
¡°You wanted to see me?¡± I noted, not quite going so far as to sit down opposite her, but letting my voice ring out with a confidence that wasn¡¯t anywhere to be found inside me. This wasn¡¯t entirely new ground for me, Nigerian elders, particularly those who simultaneously had age and authority in abundance, tended to behave this way. It was all about respect. As I had come to understand it, I was to respect them by treating them like a god and they were to respect me by not treating me like filth,
At last she glanced up, green eyes running over me with a scrutinous glare.
¡°Word has been spreading about your activities.¡± She replied, coolly. ¡°I take it they are the reason for your tardiness?¡±
I didn¡¯t wince, nor did I violently shit myself, that was about as much as I could say in defence of my reaction to her words. I was quick in playing damage control.
¡°My apologies, my Lady, I was delayed by-¡±
¡°-By an attack by one Corvan the Coal Hearted.¡± She interrupted, eyes twinkling at my surprise. ¡°Yes, I looked into your previous whereabouts. Apparently you made quite a fight of it, when he came for you. Tell me, how did you manage to kill him?¡±
Was she bluffing, lying? Trying to test me, pretending not to know he was alive when she did? Or had the word just not gotten around, yet, that we¡¯d spared the magus who attacked us. It all depended on how she knew it was Corvan specifically. An eye witness who gave his physical description, if she¡¯d used that to piece his identity together, would¡¯ve likely let her know he was still breathing, too.
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It would be a risk to do anything but answer honestly, and so I told the truth. Just not all of it.
¡°Dumb luck.¡± I replied. ¡°And a badly hurt friend.¡±
She seemed amused, rather than disappointed.
¡°Luck does not kill a magus, not of that calibre.¡±
¡°How do you know of him?¡± I asked, abruptly. ¡°Seems odd, to me, that you¡¯d have heard the name of some village mystic.¡±
By the look on her face, my attempt to blindside her with a question and wring out an answer before she¡¯d considered denying me one hadn¡¯t worked. But she replied anyway. Odd, that, I tucked the fact away for future examination.
¡°I know many names, particularly those belonging to men I¡¯m considering bringing into my employ.¡±
That was interesting, but she didn¡¯t let me dwell on it.
¡°Now, how did you kill a magus? A more specific answer, this time, if you don¡¯t mind.¡±
I hid my irritation, evidently this line of questioning would not be moved past. Which was inconvenient, because it moved very very closely to Beam and Solitaire¡¯s magic. I wasn¡¯t certain whether they¡¯d be burned, for using unnatural forms of it like they were, but it was a risk I¡¯d rather avoid.
¡°We had the numbers.¡± I explained. ¡°And each one of us was armoured in plate armour. I know a bit of magery myself, as does my brother Solitaire, and our third brother Beam is a fighter like you wouldn¡¯t believe. That, and we got lucky.¡±
She hummed at that, thoughtful, but not amused.
¡°I heard talk of great flames engulfed in water.¡± The woman noted. I hid my surprise and shrugged.
¡°I¡¯m sure I¡¯ll hear it soon, but honestly I can barely even control air myself.¡±
It was true, magery started with subtle influence over the simple things around you. Air being the most common. I¡¯d used that much to push Corvan¡¯s attacks aside, but I¡¯d never really overpowered them. If I¡¯d been defending someone less durable than Beam or Argar the heat of his magic coming even as close as it had might¡¯ve been deadly regardless.
Being true didn¡¯t make something believed, though. Fortunately for me the Lady Velaharo didn¡¯t seem particularly distrusting today.
¡°I had heard reports that your brother, Beam, fought the magus with¡Interesting equipment. Armour, and a sword, glowing like firelight, pale white and near-transparent, yet harder than steel and seemingly without any weight at all.¡±
I ran cold, recognising, instantly, the dangerous proximity of her questioning. It was a tempting instinct to swallow before replying, but that would be giving away one emotion too many on such treacherous ground as this.
¡°An interestingly specific rumour.¡± I replied, slowly. ¡°I¡¯ve heard people say things about us, but never quite that¡Particular.¡±
But this woman was clever, really clever, and my misdirection didn¡¯t throw her off-kilter by even an inch.
¡°Odd, I¡¯ve heard people talk about your innovations quite a lot. Magic powder capable of erupting into great releases of heat, light and force, some curious staff that can cleave through plate and kill a man from double the range of any bow, and a warehouse filled with alchemist¡¯s things. Even Rinchester, oddly enough, seems convinced your family saved them with¡What was it? Ah, yes, some arcane weapon crafted from the town bell, that spat fire like a dragon¡¯s breath and tore apart dozens of enemies at once. All coincidence I presume?¡±
She didn¡¯t seem annoyed to have been lied to, which was by far the smaller source of relief for me. If she thought Beam¡¯s magic weapons were just an invention on our end, it would keep him that much farther away from being lynched.
Better to lean into her misconception, but reluctantly. As if I¡¯d been caught by a shot in the dark rather than watched it whip by a mile from my heart.
¡°My brother, Solitaire, understands the world in ways that the rest of us¡Just don¡¯t.¡± I replied, telling the truth, at least in isolation. It was the best way to be believed, the best way to keep your stories consistent. The more you lied, the more lies you had to remember not to contradict later, the more cracks you were laying in your own mask. I didn¡¯t have Solitaire¡¯s memory, I couldn¡¯t hold a photograph of the whole world in my head at once to be studied at my leisure. We mere mortals had to simplify things to account for our own limitations. Above all, we had to make sure he didn¡¯t know that was what we were doing, the smug prick.
Velaharo was listening eagerly. With luck that meant that I could distract her from my lies with the sheer unbelievability of my truths.
¡°We come from a foreign land.¡± I told her, ¡°And our people know things about this world that yours do not.¡± True. ¡°They are better educated, better nourished, and even our children are freely handed secrets that a lot of magi would kill to keep hidden.¡± True. ¡°Those people are gone, now, and we¡¯re the last of them.¡± False, but close enough to the truth. ¡°Of us all, my brother has a unique knack for intuiting more with our knowledge, filling in the blanks. Not the most educated of us, but possibly the most brilliant.¡± True, if flattering.
I didn¡¯t believe Solitaire was the most intelligent man alive, back on earth, but that was pure guesswork on my part. I¡¯d certainly never seen anyone near his level of cleverness though I¡¯d certainly read of a few historical figures who might have been. Velaharo was believing me, so far at least, and that was good. I continued.
¡°Solitaire has been using this talent to recreate some of the technologies and magics we had back in our country, and¡Well, Eregar seems to be appreciating them so far.¡±
She eyed me, with her crushed-emerald stare, and nodded lightly at my words. Thinking for a few moments before replying.
¡°Interesting.¡± Said Velaharo. ¡°Then I have an offer for you.¡±
Chapter 78
Shango POV: Day 76
Current Wealth: 168 gold 47 silver 29 copper
¡°A deal?¡± I frowned, stupidly, but recovered from my surprise quickly enough. Truth be told it¡¯d been an oversight on my part to be surprised at all, of course she¡¯d wanted a deal. She was smart, staggeringly smart, and she knew enough about me and my friends that it¡¯d take a drooling idiot not to want in on what we were doing. Gunpowder was a big deal in a world that¡¯d never known it, and if she thought Beam was running around in magic metal as well¡
¡°A deal.¡± Velaharo repeated, interrupting my thoughts with the words. ¡°Do I need to explain what exactly I wish to gain from it?¡±
In fact, she did not.
¡°You want the fruits of our knowledge.¡± I guessed. Her lips thinned.
¡°I want your knowledge.¡± Velaharo corrected. ¡°But, as I am not unreasonable, and know that you are no fool, I will settle for simply what you can create with it.¡±
An obvious lie, whatever we gave her, she¡¯d have it studied, taken apart and put back together until whatever alchemists and blacksmiths and scholars she¡¯d summoned up had figured out a way to replicate it for her. That¡¯s what I¡¯d do, that¡¯s what anyone with eyes that reached the horizon would do. More money later, not little money now.
But surely she realised I¡¯d know that. So was she hiding her plans? One good way to find out.
¡°You want to study it.¡± I noted. ¡°To figure out how to replicate it.¡±
She arched an eyebrow.
¡°Obviously, are you only just realising that now?¡±
So, not trying to hide it then. Unless she was a better liar than Solitaire, which was unlikely.
¡°Not really.¡± I shrugged, dismissively. ¡°Just making sure we¡¯re on the same page, what sort of offers can you make that¡¯ll be worth more to us than any of the others we¡¯ll get?¡±
¡°For one.¡± She replied, quick as lightning. ¡°I can assure you that I won¡¯t hire some big, horrible men to club you over the head until you either tell me everything for free or end up an idiot.¡±
I eyed her, considered what I knew of Redaclan nobility, and decided that she was neither joking, nor making an inconsequential point.
¡°Go on.¡± I urged her, and she did.
¡°For another, I don¡¯t think you¡¯re likely to find very many other nobles willing to protect you as I have already.¡±
It was a deliberate tidbit thrown out, casual as anything, but done knowing that it¡¯d hook my attention. Well, it fucking did, and I didn¡¯t have the patience or temperament to make a show of not caring about something as immediately important. Not when Velaharo would just see through the performance, anyway.
¡°How exactly have you done that?¡± I challenged her. ¡°I was attacked by a magus capable of levelling houses a few hours ago, and I did not feel very protected while suffering through it..¡±
I¡¯d spoken without remembering who she was, without thinking about what her sort¡¯s temperament tended to be, and I almost winced anticipating some vicious, aristocratic retribution for my disrespect. But it never came. I saw anger, fury, even, but it didn¡¯t blossom into retaliation. And there was something else with it, too. Shame?
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Whatever the emotion had been, she didn¡¯t let it sit for long. Lunging past so quickly I barely even caught it.
¡°I am talking about the actions of my fellow nobles, and the numerous thugs in this city. Mercenaries, criminals. Gods know what other sorts. You continue to draw breath only because I have kept the growing tides of confrontation from reaching you, even as the pressure they bring forth has intensified.¡±
Her answer brought a wave of scepticism to me, and I decided to wear it openly. Sometimes the truth could do a lot of heavy lifting for you, even when you were searching for lies rather than hiding them.
¡°That¡¯s a very convenient accomplishment.¡± I noted. ¡°You protected me and my family, so hard, in fact, as to leave no evidence at all that we¡¯d even been in need of protection in the first place. Remarkable. Tell me, do you have a stone to sell that turns lead into gold?¡±
She eyed me for a single moment, then rose from her seat and slapped me across the face. Her strike was not powerful, I barely even felt it. She was a woman, an untrained, non-combatant woman, and with all my level-ups and points thrown into Toughness I wasn¡¯t even sure if most grown men could hurt me anymore. In fact I was more concerned for her, and sure enough I caught the fingers of her hand flexing with pain, as if she¡¯d just struck a tree trunk rather than a face.
That didn¡¯t make the fury in her eyes any weaker, though. Pain didn¡¯t tend to.
¡°You will not speak to me like that.¡± Velaharo told me, her voice icy, sharp and¡Hollow.
Strange, but true. There was no passion to her words, no weight, none of the emotions I¡¯d expect from a woman so shocked and repulsed by a thing that she¡¯d felt no recourse at all except to lash out physically in some knee jerk fury. But my cheek still tingled with the sensation of impact, all the same.
I¡¯d been hit by a woman who was completely calm and lucid, who hadn¡¯t even felt particularly enraged by the thing I¡¯d been hit for. Why did that happen? To send a message, obviously, but the message being sent here clearly wasn¡¯t just not to disrespect her. She didn¡¯t care about that- I could see that clear as day.
The message, then, was that I couldn¡¯t. That I needed to show her the respect due, that¡That she was someone I couldn¡¯t sass the way I had been.
And if she was sending a message like that, even when she didn¡¯t give a shit in the slightest about that disrespect, it was because she had something to hide. Because she knew that her message was a lie, that I could disrespect her, that she was someone I could sass.
She hadn¡¯t cared about my contempt or snark, because she was fucking used to it. All the pieces fell together at once, and I felt a powerful, idiotic surge of confidence as I knew for certain that I was right.
Slowly, I massaged my cheek, smiling as sweetly as I could muster.
¡°I¡¯d advise against that.¡± I said, idly. ¡°My family happen to be quite strong, as far as mercenaries go, unless you¡¯d like to take a moment and don some nice, steel gauntlet slapping me just won¡¯t have the usual bite. Though I can pretend it hurts if you¡¯d like.¡±
She stared, taken aback, and there was no feigning the flash of uncertainty and worry in her eyes. Not a scrap of anger, just the fear of a woman whose facade of strength was being broken. I decided to break it harder, taking a seat now, putting my legs up on her desk as I leaned back in the chair.
¡°If I accepted your terms, what sort of protection could I expect to get, exactly?¡± I asked, moving onto business quickly, while her shock and concern was still strong, wanting to ensure she was as unbalanced as possible.
It didn¡¯t work, not really. This one recovered as fast as she thought.
¡°It depends on what kinds of secrets you would be willing to part with.¡± She replied. ¡°What kinds of equipment or material I would receive.¡±
I thought about that, considered the black powder I couldn¡¯t calculate, the alloys I knew nothing about the parameters of, and decided to just offer her an answer in broader terms.
¡°Steels that are far, far stronger than any you¡¯ll have seen before. Able to hold an edge for numerous battles without sharpening, or be tempered into holding one for a single battle that might cut a person right down to their bones with the strength of a normal man. Just for a start.¡±
Velaharo thought, nodded, considered. Then sighed.
¡°Very well then.¡± She breathed, tense, suddenly. So tense in fact that I half expected her to order some guards in and have me beheaded. What she did instead was even more shocking. ¡°My offer is for a marriage between us.¡±
Chapter 79
Beam POV: Day 76
Current Wealth: 168 gold 47 silver 29 copper
Solitaire was concerned, I could tell that much from the fine, subtle behavioural patterns I¡¯d learned to read in him over our long years of friendship. The slight arching of an eyebrow, the twisting of a lip, the tightness in his jaw. And, if one were particularly observant, the fact that he was pacing around swearing at everything that moved.
¡°Shitting metallurgy.¡± He snarled, to no-one in particular. ¡°Thousands of years we¡¯ve been using it, about time to swap it out for something else, it¡¯s fucking pitiful! Iron! IRON! What¡¯s so special about fucking IRON that all we can make after thousands of years is steel!? I should skip the bastard entirely and just figure out how to scale up nanoparticles, that¡¯ll show them.¡±
I did my best to tune the rambling out, deciding to just let him tire himself with it rather than try to engage. Ardin, perhaps understandably, was less at ease with it.
¡°And yet here you are, relying on primitive metallurgy to do yer amazin¡¯ ends.¡± He growled, shooting a glance back at Solitaire, then quickly focusing back upon his work. Upon my work.
We were grinding metal ores to bits, ready to blast them in our new furnace. It hadn¡¯t taken Ardin long to create the thing, a nice, big iron chamber with an additional compartment around the outside to pump and circulate water. Cooling the container while hell itself coiled around inside. We weren¡¯t entirely sure what level of heat it could survive, though, and until we were, we¡¯d be taking no chances. Thus the grinding. Make things powdery and dust, and they reacted faster, demanded lower temperatures. With luck, saved us all one giant furnace.
It was that need for luck, more than the need for work, that seemed to be needling Solitaire so much.
¡°Here I am.¡± He agreed with Ardin, practically spitting the words. ¡°Taking things one step at a time, I suppose. Not like we ever moved past metal at all, to begin with, it¡¯ll keep being useful for centuries more. Sorry, Ardin.¡±
He flashed a glance at the blacksmith, who caught it and nodded in silence, seeming mollified at least as he continued grinding. Conversation was fleeting past that point, interrupted by sporadic blasts of focus on our end as we all hurried to finish our menial work and test out the furnace. Ardin, above all of us, seemed eager for that.
Finally the time came to test our creations, and we all watched eagerly as Solitaire concentrated on the coals and fires, soon conjuring a roaring, snarling mound of flame within our furnace.
One of the largest issues, of course, had been in storing the molten material within something that melted at a higher temperature than it did. We couldn¡¯t. So instead we¡¯d all built the furnace to tilt, and rested our metals in a trench at its bottom.
The hope was that we could pour whatever mixtures we ended up with out of it, if not we were all in for an annoying, painful and quite possibly dangerous time scraping the stuff free.
¡°How long will it take?¡± I asked Solitaire. He paused, then shrugged.
¡°No idea, I don¡¯t know the specific heat capacity of molybdenum. Give it a few minutes?¡±
As reassuring as that was, it actually wasn¡¯t reassuring in the slightest, and I found myself chewing a lip in thought as we all stood around the furnace and watched. By the time it was finally ready for us to open it up, I felt the tension reaching a crescendo. Half expecting some big explosion to erupt from the interior as we tilted it over and unlatched the door.
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Even kept surrounded by circulating water to drag away the excess heat, it was hot to the touch. Hot enough to feel through the pair of specially-thick leather and wool gloves I¡¯d worn for just such an issue. I tilted, the contents poured, and all of us watched.
It wasn¡¯t liquid, and we practically deflated at the knowledge. Solitaire was the first to notice why that was mistaken, and Ardin was just a moment behind him.
¡°The powder.¡± I gasped, as it finally dawned on me. I saw it all only as the stuff cooled enough that it was no longer glowing, homogenous, luminescent white fading to orange, then red, then nothing at all. The steaming metal was different, its shades changed, its substance transformed.
Notably, it was an it. Singular, one powder, now, where we¡¯d added in a mixture. Solitaire laughed.
¡°Powder metallurgy.¡± He noted. ¡°I¡¯ve heard the term, never actually bothered to google what it was. I¡¯d guess this is it though. It looks¡Compressed, somehow?¡±
He sounded uncharacteristically confused, and I resisted the urge to spoil his good mood by teasing him for it. He¡¯d been on edge since Corvan had started working for us, very on edge, this little triumph might¡¯ve been the first relief he¡¯d gotten from the fact.
Solitaire did strange things while under pressure, typically resulting in a lot of breaking and not very much mending afterwards.
¡°Powder metallurgy.¡± Ardin mirrored, thoughtful as Solitaire reached for the metal. Solitaire looked thoughtful, too, but in that special Solitaire sort of way, that usually led to him doing something that would¡¯ve been stupid even for a non-genius. I¡¯d long since learned to keep him from such tactical blunders, and slapped his hand aside.
¡°Is it cool?¡± I snapped, glaring at him. He met my eye, glaring back harder.
¡°Should be.¡± He replied. ¡°It took twenty eight seconds to lose enough heat to go from orange to dull red in its blackbody emissions, and that was fifty three seconds earlier. Would you like to see my maths?¡±
It stung, a bit, having him jab that at me. He knew full well I couldn¡¯t make sense of it, but before I could say anything Ardin piped up.
¡°Still hot, idiot.¡± He grunted, eying Solitaire sidelong. ¡°Too hot for most people at least.¡±
Solitaire scooped a pinch of the metal powder up, sneering.
¡°I¡¯m not most people, am I, I¡¯ll have you know these fingers were tough enough to go through an orc¡¯s e-ah piss and shit.¡± He dropped the powder, then shook remnants from his fingers where it still clung, cursing more.
¡°Ahhhh shit, wank, wanky shitty shit wank, fuck.¡± He breathed, waving his hand to and fro, as if he hoped to make the pain lose its grip and fall off. He didn¡¯t succeed, but where he failed in relieving his own agony, he put on quite the show for Ardin and I. We watched, grinning to each other as he did his little dance.
¡°Stop smiling.¡± He snapped, glaring almost as hotly as the metal, now. ¡°It¡¯s not funny.¡±
¡°Can I see your maths now?¡± I asked him, trying not to laugh as I did. ¡°I just suddenly got the strangest feeling that, somehow, it might possibly be slightly flawed.¡±
Solitaire might have cut through glass with the look he gave me after that, but it only bounced off my smile like so many other things before it. Ardin looked even less daunted, and actually took things a step further by scooping up more of the powder himself.
¡°Hm.¡± The smith noted. ¡°Looks like my fingers will go through an orc¡¯s eye, too.¡±
¡°Bite a cock.¡± Solitaire snapped, kneeling down and taking some of the metal himself to examine it. ¡°Now shut up and let me study this, I¡¯d like to learn as much as is possible about the shit we¡¯re about to be wrapping around our friends, particularly how heat resistant it is.¡±
A silence fell over us at that, Solitaire¡¯s from concentration, mine from the memory of a fallen giant and nostrils filled by the scent of seared flesh. Ardin, clearly, was quick enough to read a room when it was as obviously flavoured by emotion as this one. He kept quiet too, and we all just sat in waiting.
Fortunately, Solitaire was a fast bastard. He didn¡¯t take long to be nodding to himself in satisfaction.
¡°Right, that¡¯s all I¡¯ll learn from it as powder, now we need to make it a single solid to do some proper stress-tests.¡±
Another silence, this time broken by Ardin.
¡°How do we smith it?¡± He asked. ¡°We couldn¡¯t melt it, and this powder metallurgy doesn¡¯t seem to fuse things, eh?¡±
Solitaire paused, glowering suddenly, but before he could reply a new voice cut in.
We all turned to see Corvan eying us.
¡°Well.¡± The old man leered. ¡°I happen to know quite an effective way of generating heat, if you¡¯re willing to negotiate for it.¡±
Interlude 5
Kenny hadn¡¯t wanted to be paired with some crazy white kid, and certainly not on his first day. Taiwo would have been his choice, always. But Taiwo wasn¡¯t with him, he wasn¡¯t even in the same school. Kenny was alone, surrounded by white faces and Western faces and mean faces, sticking out like a sore thumb with nobody to speak to and the all-too-confident knowledge that even if he did, his accent alone would be yet another difference. It was like being crushed from all sides, so much so that he almost jumped at every noise, almost ran at every glance.
And to top it all off, he¡¯d been paired with the class psycho. The mutterer, eyes flitting around, hands slowly curling and uncurling. There weren¡¯t many twelve year-olds who looked like they¡¯d be more at home behind an acrylic sheet and fifty security guards, but this new boy- Bernard, his name was- did a splendid job at conveying just that. He looked up at Kenny as he approached, looking like he was considering then and there whether to kill or eat him. Perhaps both, hopefully both, if it was to be the latter at all. Kenny would rather be dead when that happened.
But he was spiralling, distracting himself, wasting valuable mental energy. Kenny steeled himself, forced a veneer of friendliness he didn¡¯t feel, and smiled at the kid.
¡°Hi, my name¡¯s-¡±
¡°Lying cunt.¡± Bernard snarled, glaring at him. ¡°You¡¯re a lying cunt, you¡¯re not pleased to see me, so why are you smiling? What are you hiding?¡±
Well, he¡¯d certainly had introductions that went less smoothly, but for the life of him Kenny couldn¡¯t think of any then and there. He hesitated, and in that moment he noticed a few things about the boy. The first was that he was shorter than Kenny, but not by much. The second was his accent- Western for sure, but clearly different from the people around them. The third was the bizarre rictus seizing his face as he spoke, as if the muscles beneath were trying to escape from under their fleshy covering.
¡°I¡¯m not hiding anything.¡± Kenny said, slowly, eager not to startle the lunatic standing before him. ¡°I¡¯m just being polite, we¡¯re on the same team, right? We need to work together for this project, so let¡¯s work together, I¡¯d rather we not be at each other¡¯s throats while we do so.¡±
His eyes flitted across Kenny¡¯s face, body, hands. As if he were looking for concealed weapons. Concealed somethings, in any case, and apparently he found none. Bernard grunted with something almost mistakeable for satisfaction.
¡°You¡¯re not as much of a cock as everyone else.¡± He noted. Kenny couldn¡¯t help but let a smile crack his mouth at that.
¡°You barely know me.¡± He grinned. ¡°Give it some time.¡±
Whatever budding, common humour was about to grow between them, it got interrupted by the arrival of their group¡¯s third member. C¨¢do, his name was, from what Kenny recalled. The only boy in the class as tall as him, and the one, so he¡¯d heard, who had yet failed to give up even a single school sport for another to claim first place in. He smiled as he approached, and oddly enough the expression seemed sincere.
Fortunately, Bernard seemed to agree, because he didn¡¯t give nearly as hostile a greeting to the newcomer as he had Kenny.
¡°We¡¯re only in threes, right?¡± He asked. ¡°Nobody else is joining us?¡±
C¨¢do hesitated, then answered with a nod. Kenny saw Bernard deflate. Evidently he wasn¡¯t a particularly big fan of people. Kenny supposed he could relate.
¡°Good, what are we doing then?¡± The smallest of them- the maddest- continued. ¡°I want to hurry up with getting this over and done.¡±
Their assignment had been a fairly broad one, creating a diorama somehow. All arts and crafts, handiwork and glue, it wasn¡¯t something Kenny had really bothered to think about. He¡¯d never been particularly bad with his hands, but nor did he enjoy using them. It would just be work, and he¡¯d sooner get it finished fast, as well.
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Fortunately, despite the obvious differences in personality and the fricative interactions they caused, it wasn¡¯t much effort to coordinate on a design. A simple concept, the interior of a cell, and an easy way of organising it. Bernard, Kenny found, was near-preternaturally good at keeping track of the steps and dimensions involved, to the point where he suspected within the hour that the boy had already mapped the entire project out in his head. C¨¢do listened intently, and seemed excellent at lowering the otherwise neurotic boy¡¯s guard, while Kenny himself did his usual thing and kept both of them on-task and well structured. Things were moving far, far smoother than anticipated.
But then the hitch came, as hitches were want to do.
The three of them had taken to continuing their project after class, for no reason that any one of them, save C¨¢do, would have admitted. They were beginning to enjoy it, and enjoy one another¡¯s company. Kenny appreciated the quickness of Bernard, the ease of communicating with him, how easily he grabbed the finer nuances of a point and reconstructed their conclusion without being prompted. He liked C¨¢do too, for the boy was simply pleasant, and all of them were starting to get along. Enough so that their pretence of finishing the project out of class to earn themselves a free period during the continuation the next day was growing thinner as feigned disinterest crumbled and plans started forming of how to spend their free time together.
It was in this crucial stage that the interruption came. Kevin was responsible, the largest boy in the school, and over two years their senior.
Though not academically lacking, Kevin had been regarded by all as dull, and his cruelty was prodigious. Almost as much so as his size and strength. The boy towered over even Kenny by more than a head, and was actually larger than most of the adults in their school at only fourteen. Much of this weight was muscle, too, for he¡¯d done well for himself in the school¡¯s wrestling team. His reputation was more for brutality than skill, however, for though there were none better at hauling other boys off the ground as they scrambled on the mat, the difference in fouls and visits to the nurse¡¯s office was far more skewed around him than any records of winning or losing.
¡°Not surprised you weirdos are hanging out.¡± He grinned, marching over with his broad face twisted by a vacant, animal smile. Cruelty glinted in his eyes, as if often did, and even Kenny, the newest of the three, felt a stab of anticipation. He knew something was coming.
¡°I know Bernard.¡± The older boy grunted. ¡°And I know Caydough, but you¡¯re new.¡± His eyes were on Kenny, now, with an eerie focus. ¡°Name.¡±
The question was phrased like a demand, and Kenny found himself swallowing before answering it. Kevin really was very big. He¡¯d only seen him from a distance before that moment, only heard about him from others, it was quite another thing to find the two hundred pound sack of muscle rearing up before him face to face.
¡°Kenny.¡± Kenny answered, knowing full well the sort of response he might enjoy from sharing his Nigerian name. ¡°I-¡±
Kevin cut him off.
¡°What¡¯s wrong with your accent?¡± He grunted. ¡°You can¡¯t even talk right? That¡¯s why you¡¯re so desperate to spend the extra time on your project?¡±
He closed in, fingers closing about Kenny¡¯s lapel. Everything Kenny knew about people, about talking to them, started to crumble at that. Words failing him, the situation falling into violence and madness. He forced himself calm, wove together a suitable answer and opened his mouth to give it voice.
But the words never left him, Bernard¡¯s forehead was faster than his tongue.
Kenny heard the crunching, and when Kevin¡¯s eyes rose again, having fallen with his wince of pain, it was clear that the cartilage centering his face had been mangled beyond recognition. His nose was smashed to pieces, lumps jutting out in every direction, broken down to its very base as blood streamed out of its bulging nostrils. Hate burned in the boy¡¯s gaze as it fell on Bernard, who sneered back.
¡°Fuck off.¡± The smaller boy growled, speaking like a feral thing. Kevin was undaunted.
¡°I¡¯m gonna kill you.¡± He snarled, closing in on big, loping strides. Bernard moved forwards, not back, eyes wide with madness.
¡°Kill me? You couldn¡¯t kill me with a nuke, you fucking moron. Come near me and I¡¯ll actually kill you, I¡¯ll smear a bit of rat shit on my fingernails and scratch ya, let you catch something and die pissing out so much blood that ye bedsheets are red.¡±
It gave Kevin pause, even gave Kenny pause, and in the resulting silence, C¨¢do moved. He threw a kick, more dexterous than any Kenny had seen before, and his heel found Kevin right beneath his ribs, sinking in deep as the soft tissue before it deformed.
The boy dropped down to his knees, vomited an amount that was, if anything, disproportionately large for his frame, and crumpled face-down. The boys eyed one another, silence broken by C¨¢do himself.
¡°We should do this again sometime.¡±
Chapter 80
Shango POV: Day 76
Current Wealth: 168 gold 47 silver 29 copper
Marriage. It was such a strange thing to hear mentioned, such a bizarre thing to be brought up during hardball negotiations. You didn¡¯t marry the people you were making deals with, it just wasn¡¯t done. Not unless you lived in Westeros and had blonde hair and DNA written in comic sans.
Except Redacle had been based on A Song of Ice and Fire, as well as a dozen other dark fantasy worlds. And in our world political marriages were about as common as politics. I shouldn¡¯t have been shocked, shouldn¡¯t have even been surprised. I was, though, and Lady Velaharo was quick in noticing.
¡°You¡¯re concerned with our difference in station?¡± She guessed, misreading the situation completely and giving me a very convenient out.
¡°More surprised that you aren¡¯t.¡± I answered, recovering as quickly as I perhaps ever had. ¡°I¡Would be rising in social rank and taking your family name?¡±
She eyed me, unimpressed.
¡°Do you need to ask? Yes, obviously, you will be taking the name Velaharo and joining my family. I will not be making myself a commoner.¡±
I didn¡¯t miss the faint twist of disgust in her curled lip as she said that, and I breathed another silent thanks to my past self for knowing better than to have Solitaire negotiate with this woman. He might well have buried her head in the wall for that.
¡°And I¡¯d be in charge?¡± I pressed, needing assurance. She scoffed.
¡°In charge, is that how your people phrase it? You will be the head of our family, yes, as the husband it is only proper.¡±
Well, there was one convenience about medieval culture. As a man, it did tend to help you get your way in the world. I buried the flicker of distaste even as I leapt on the chance.
¡°Alright then.¡± I breathed, nodding. ¡°Then all that¡¯s left is for you to tell me what¡¯s fucked your family badly enough for you to make this offer.¡±
I could see the surprise on her face at being seen through, fleeting though it was, however it¡¯d be a lie on my part to claim I¡¯d simply out-thought her. Velaharo¡¯s performance had been excellent, and I¡¯d not found any fault in it, but she¡¯d been undone by the simple fact of my knowledge regarding her world and culture.
Redaclan nobles did not offer to let commoners into their ranks lightly, certainly not as an opening arrangement. Something more was going on here, and Velaharo swallowed before addressing it.
¡°I¡¯m sure I don;t know what you¡¯re talking about.¡± She lied, unbalanced enough for me to see the cracks in it now. I sighed.
¡°Don¡¯t treat me like an idiot, please.¡± I replied, coolly. ¡°I¡¯m afraid my brother got his brains from the same place I did. You¡¯re being pressured into this offer, I¡¯m guessing by circumstance, so tell me what problems your family is facing. Financial?¡±
She hesitated, which all but confirmed my guess even before she replied with words.
¡°Yes.¡± Velaharo answered, reluctantly. ¡°Financial issues, debt, the usual. You noticed that my guards have been the same pair between this meeting and the last?¡±
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I hadn¡¯t actually, but hearing her mention the fact made it seem obvious. I kept my lapse to myself, in any case. Never a bad thing to be thought cleverer than you were, particularly in a negotiation.
¡°That, and I¡¯m afraid your opening up with it as an offer tipped your hand a bit. What sort of debt?¡±
¡°Fifteen thousand gold coins.¡±
She might¡¯ve stood up and punched me in the gut and still left more air in my lungs than that bombshell did. Fifteen thousand gold. It was a ridiculous sum, almost one hundred times our current stockpiles, enough to buy and equip an army.
¡°When does it need to be paid off by?¡± I tried, finding myself less confident at the prospect of this deal with every passing moment. Velaharo, clearly, could see my growing hesitance, because I saw a desperation blooming to match it.
¡°A year, thereabouts.¡± She answered, hastily. ¡°Quite far, quite distant now, and with your sums growing so quickly-¡±
I¡¯d just about finished the maths by that point, and cut in once it was done.
¡°More than one hundred times our current stores, with only thirty times longer to make it.¡±
She met my gaze with a sudden intensity.
¡°Can you not make such a sum over that time?¡± Velaharo snapped. ¡°Do you intend to be counting gold by the dozen, forever? If so, with your technology, you must be a fool. And I will not curse my family with ties to a fool.¡±
It was such an abrupt, savage assault on my ego, so clinically aimed and forcefully delivered, that for a moment it actually succeeded in distracting me enough to almost fall into her trap and let her seize the conversation.
¡°You¡¯re deflecting.¡± I observed, having learned long ago that stating the bare facts of a failed manipulation was among the best ways to unbalance the one attempting it. ¡°You know this is a risk, there could be factors at play that only become relevant once I reach the levels of production needed to meet your debt¡¯s deadline.¡±
Could I have fallen for her attempt at throwing me off-balance? Yes, definitely. On an off day she might¡¯ve gotten me. Could Solitaire?
I almost laughed aloud. Solitaire would¡¯ve fallen for it hook, line and sinker. However brilliant he was, levering that bastard¡¯s ego against him had always left him as helpless as a kitten. It was almost tempting to do it myself sometimes.
Velaharo was shaken to have been seen through, clearly she was as impressed by her trick as I, but as always she overcame the shock quickly.
¡°A risk, then.¡± She shrugged. ¡°Every decision is a risk, the question is what do you stand to lose, and what do you stand to gain? I¡¯m offering you a noble title, aristocracy. I¡¯m offering you rulership. Do you think you¡¯ll ever find that elsewhere, in your station, for a price as low as fifteen thousand gold coins?¡±
Oh, she was good. She was very, very fucking good. As good as me? I didn¡¯t know, and that was the first time in my entire life I¡¯d ever not known, even on earth I¡¯d never met a person with this woman¡¯s knack for persuasion, manipulation and deception. I felt something stirr below the belt, and quickly tucked the sensation aside.
It¡¯d been a while, what could I say? Still, I wasn¡¯t Solitaire. I could restrain myself.
Several questions had come from the woman¡¯s reply, all of them good. How useful would her position be, how likely was I to find it elsewhere later on, how large really was the risk at play?
Risk first, and it couldn¡¯t be dismissed easily. If all went well I was fairly sure we could meet the quota, but that wouldn¡¯t allow for potential setbacks, expenses, other unforeseen problems. It would be something breathing down our necks right up until we finished paying it off. Not to be scoffed at.
So how useful would the position be? Well, fucking very. It would be nobility, in feudalism. Not easy to overstate what an advantage we¡¯d find there, very much a promotion comparable to going from rake to farmer. On top of that, there was her apparent position as Councillor for Elswick, which at worst would be some honorary position we might leverage even further politically.
Which brought me to the final point, perhaps the most important. What were the odds of me ever finding a deal like this again?
No, that wasn¡¯t the important point, I could overcome the good or badness of this deal with whatever wealth we might get later on. What mattered, what would really decide things, was how much would be gained from making this deal, right now, and how likely a similarly useful deal was to come around later on. The correspondence of timing and scale, the combination of social power and the particular point at which we got it.
How likely was I to, at any point, do something that would make all the long term benefits I stood to get from nobility this instant? It was a question that barely needed answering.
¡°Alright.¡± I said, at last, almost catching my words as I said them. Uncertain, worried, resisting the urge to tremble. But speaking anyway. ¡°Let¡¯s get a marriage contract written up.¡±
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Chapter 81
Solitaire POV: Day 76
Current Wealth: 168 gold 47 silver 29 copper
Being honest, it was quite useful to have a magus on staff. A proper magus, I mean, not a half-trained one. Corvan really did simplify a lot of matters in a lot of ways.
Take the prospect of heat, for example. Ordinarily I¡¯d have spent an hour thinking of how to make the coal burn even faster, considering cooking it to get it even hotter, pulling out half a hundred little chemical and physical tricks to wrangle extra temperature out by the degrees. Not with Corvan present. With Corvan, I just stood back and watched the old bastard magic all the heat up for us.
It was simple geometry, what his powers did. From metres away, in an instant, he¡¯d blasted Argar with enough heat to leave his plate armour glowing red and his flesh blistering and mangled. Hundreds of degrees, at least, diffused across multiple cubic metres of volume. We didn¡¯t need multiple cubic metres heated up now, though, and so Corvan concentrated all that temperature into the space of litres instead.
The metals didn¡¯t stand a chance, liquefying near-instantly into a boiling, bubbling elemental broth. He didn¡¯t bother hiding his smugness as he saw all of us staring at the mixture, sweat beading on our foreheads, legs trembling.
Oh, sure, he was on our side. Sure, he realised what would happen if he gave Shango cause for revenge. But I couldn¡¯t shake the feeling that the bastard had more planned, had some move up his sleeve, and I wouldn¡¯t let him pull it off unmonitored. I had every intention of sticking to that bastard like stink on a shit.
Not openly, though. First rule of stopping people from trying to murder you: Don¡¯t let them know that you know. Dear old mum had been very clear on that fact. The best way to start a fight with someone is cutting their throat while they¡¯re asleep.
¡°So this mixes into a stronger kind of steel?¡± The magus asked, voice barely audible over the magic. It wasn¡¯t that the flames were loud, rather that the air around them was. Displaced by the kinetic waste of too much thermal energy concentrated into too little a space. He¡¯d conjured a wind inside without even meaning to, just another little reminder of why I¡¯d be best killing him in his sleep when it came down to it.
¡°It does.¡± I replied, calmly. ¡°The actual mixture is a secret, though, and frankly I don¡¯t think your tiny, shrivelled brain could even store all the information anyway.¡±
Corvan glared at me, sidelong, but said nothing more. He finished up the heat after a moment, and Beam and Ardin quickly doused the furnace¡¯s outside in water to cool it enough for touching. They tipped the liquid out.
¡°You can work this as it cools?¡± I asked Ardin, he glanced up, irritably.
¡°Probably not now.¡± He grunted. ¡°But I can learn it at least, just give me more metal, more time. I¡¯ll experiment with techniques.¡±
I nodded, and he and Beam disappeared from the room. Leaving Corvan and myself alone. For one, wonderful moment I thought the magus would fuck off by himself and leave me to my business, instead he spoke.
¡°You¡¯re going to be attracting attention with your technology, you realise.¡± He noted. ¡°The bad kind, people are already eying you. I heard that the Dead Edge have been looking into your business, or at least I did before heading over here myself.¡±
To his credit, he talked about his journey to come over and murder us quite openly, quite calmly. The prick. I resisted the urge to hit him again.
¡°Who are the Dead Edge?¡±
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He glanced, smug now.
¡°Ah, not so streetwise, then?¡±
¡°Answer me, prick.¡±
The magus clearly relished doing so.
¡°A gang, an old one, they¡¯ve been operating in Elswick for about half a century. I actually had a run in with their founder when I was just a boy. Big, powerful, and clever. They don¡¯t cross people they know they can¡¯t, but they¡¯re quick to spot and lunge for opportunities.¡±
¡°Opportunities like a group of half a dozen mercenaries who are making magic powder capable of blowing up buildings.¡± I finished for him. Corvan shrugged.
¡°There were advantages to selling it openly, money-wise, but you must¡¯ve known it¡¯d get you looked at by particular types.¡±
We had of course, we weren¡¯t idiots. The simple fact was there¡¯d been too much to gain for any real thought of keeping the stuff to ourselves. If we hadn¡¯t been shovelling off black powder, we¡¯d still be diving into forts and battlefields, still trying to fund our little operation by the skin of our teeth. Now, though, we were just about ready to start acting as proper agents.
Still, that didn¡¯t mean we weren¡¯t in a fuckpile of trouble now.
¡°How strong exactly is this Dead Edge?¡± I asked, wearily. Corvan shrugged.
¡°A few hundred men, at least, and I hear they have a magus or two among them. As I said, they¡¯re a powerful gang, not the sort you want interested in you.¡±
Well, that little tidbit could¡¯ve come earlier. I was about to say as much when Shango walked in. He looked nervous, his features twisted with the kind of thoughts that always bubbled under his face before a serious conversation started between us. I braced myself for what he was inevitably about to tell me.
Then frowned, as he turned to Corvan instead.
¡°What do you know of the Velaharo family?¡± He asked, abruptly. Corvan seemed surprised, I certainly was, but the magus overcame his stunned silence quickly enough to give an answer.
¡°Old.¡± He replied. ¡°One of the oldest in Elswick, even in Eregar itself as I recall, but they¡¯ve fallen on bad times. Dirt-poor, lambasted in reputation, as I hear it they haven¡¯t been a real political factor in years.¡±
Shango winced, but didn¡¯t look surprised. It was a combination that immediately set off alarm bells for me.
¡°What did you do?¡± I asked him.
He took a second, weighing each word before he spoke.
¡°I should¡¯ve asked Corvan before going to meet with Velaharo.¡± He sighed. ¡°But, being fair, it wouldn¡¯t have actually made any difference. Just as a precaution, I should have.¡±
¡°What did you do?¡± I pressed, fighting for calm as I found myself growing more anxious and antsy by the moment.
Shango paused, considered, then sighed reluctantly and lurched into his explanation.
¡°I married her.¡± He replied, practically trembling at the words even as they left his lips. I just stared at him.
He. Married. Her.
Certainly, there were stranger words in the English language, even stranger combinations. ¡°Will will smith smith¡± came to mind, quite quickly, and that was only scratching the surface.
Still, even knowing that, somehow the revelation that my friend was marrying a fucking aristocrat struck me differently.
My first, reflexive response was, of course, to immediately behead the offending noble. That was after all what good Liverpudlians did in front of an aristocrat, but my righteous answer was paused as I mulled the situation over some more, glaring at him.
Finally, the meat of it hit me.
¡°You didn¡¯t consult us first.¡± I noted, glare deepening. And to think, after all that whining I¡¯d had to endure about not killing people without permission, the bloody hypocrite had gone and gotten himself hitched!
Shango even had the nerve to be defensive, rather than immediately apologising and telling me I could decapitate as many bandits as I wanted, as any good and reasonable person would have.
¡°It was a heat of the moment decision.¡± He snapped. ¡°There wasn¡¯t exactly an opportunity to say no.¡±
¡°Why wasn¡¯t there?¡± I pressed, and he glowered.
¡°Because, as I was about to tell you, Phelia has enemies, and she reckoned one of them-¡±
¡°Phelia.¡± I cut in. ¡°Your wife, first name basis already? I thought that was a sixth date sort of intimacy with your lot.¡±
¡°Oh shut up.¡± Shango snapped, and I bowed.
¡°Of course, your Divine Holiness, please continue telling me why you married a woman you¡¯ve spoken to for less than half an hour.¡±
His irritation brought a smile to my face, but Shango was quick in wiping it away.
¡°Because she has enemies.¡± He continued. ¡°One Lord Arcroft, for one, who from what I¡¯ve heard has been working with quite a powerful gang, and has a habit of using them to do extra-judicial politicking.¡±
I almost groaned. It was just a classic, too perfectly fucking horrible. Perhaps God really was a woman, it was the only way I had of explaining how vindictive she was.
¡°The Dead Edge.¡± I guessed, and didn¡¯t even manage to relish the look of surprise on Shango¡¯s face.
¡°That¡¯s right.¡± He breathed. ¡°How did you know?¡±
It was a good question. How did I know?
Well, obviously, I knew because we were living in our own little fucking nightmare.
Chapter 82
Beam POV: Day 78
Current Wealth: 229 gold 37 silver 6 copper
Solitaire had been right about one thing, the new steel was exceptionally good. Once Ardin had finally figured out the process of working it, that was. He took his sweet time in doing it, apparently far less economical with the samples he was being handed once he found out we could keep making more with Corvan. What we heard from Shango, about the new attentions of one Lord Arcroft and his gang of bastards, was seemingly too insignificant to meaningfully hurry the smith. It would¡¯ve been admirable, if it weren¡¯t my neck he was gambling with alongside his own.
A few new factors came into play now that we knew we were dealing with potential adversity, and making things that any idiot could possibly mimic here. The first was the need for a more secure workstation. Solitaire, unsurprisingly, was the one who gathered all of us up to discuss that.
¡°We need a defensible location.¡± He explained. ¡°Somewhere safe, easily warded, does your new girlfriend have any ideas?¡± He directed the question at Shango, who did not seem particularly bothered to have Phelia¡¯s relation to him misstated. Perhaps he was just used to Solitaire¡¯s Solitairisms.
¡°She doesn¡¯t own any property.¡± He replied, coolly. ¡°Except for her family estate, which I¡¯m not sure she¡¯d be okay with us using.¡±
¡°It¡¯s not up to her though, right?¡± Solitaire pointed out. ¡°You¡¯re in charge of the family now.¡±
Shango blinked, thoughtful.
¡°I¡¯d rather not just boss a woman around, all domineering like that.¡± He noted. ¡°I mean, you know, I was born in the twenty first century, however things are here I still have certain¡Values.¡±
Solitaire placed his hand down on Shango¡¯s shoulder, nodding in empathetic consideration, then met his eye.
¡°Stop being a bitch and tell the cunt we¡¯re moving in.¡± He said, simply. Shango glared at him.
¡°Don¡¯t call her a cunt.¡± He replied, calmly. Solitaire stared at him.
¡°Pardon?¡±
I took a step back, sensing what was coming. Shango took a step forward.
¡°She¡¯s my wife now, my family, please don¡¯t call her a cunt.¡±
Solitaire eyed Shango in a way I¡¯d not quite seen him do in a long time. I was speaking up before he could.
¡°I think we¡¯re all getting distracted here.¡± I noted. ¡°We¡¯re talking about moving our stuff, how do we do that exactly? Carriage?¡±
Both of them glanced at me, distractedly, and nodded.
¡°Yes.¡± They said in unison, and Shango sighed before continuing.
¡°I¡¯ll tell Phelia we¡¯re using one of the spare rooms, you all get ready to move.¡±
He was off soon after, so quickly that it only dawned on me after he¡¯d already left that we¡¯d all been left with the job of hauling the heavy equipment onto a carriage.
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¡°Typical.¡± Solitaire sighed, preparing to do just that. I bent down to offer him a hand, as the two of us hauled our new furnace up while Argar and Helena headed outside for the carriage. It was easier than it would have been a few months ago, which was to say, it was possible. The furnace must¡¯ve weighed close to half a tonne, at least, but we hauled it up to knee level and carried it over next to the door to wait for their arrival.
We weren¡¯t waiting long, but it was still enough time to get plenty of other lugging done. The distilling gear from Solitaire¡¯s gunpowder manufactury, our remaining supplies of coal, even a few work desks and tables- why not, after all. They might even have helped to disguise the actually unique equipment.
Through it all, we eyed Corvan as he waited in one corner of the room.
¡°Oh don¡¯t rush to help.¡± Solitaire snapped, after one particularly heavy desk refused to budge under his own strength. ¡°I¡¯m sure your fucking magic powers wouldn¡¯t be of much help anyway, really, just stay as you are and relax.¡±
Corvan eyed him through his bushy brows and beard, a pipe pinched between his teeth, wisping smoke out into the room.
¡°Magic is good for many things.¡± The magus replied. ¡°The greatest force in Redacle, perhaps the universe, but it is not to be used for trivialities such as lifting desks and hauling luggage.¡±
Solitaire shot back instantly, as I might have expected. The sentiment was a common one shared by magi in our book, and almost always with the intent of giving some veiled, esoteric reason for why it would be vaguely untenable for them to help with more mundane matters like manual labour.
Obviously, it wasn¡¯t the sort of excuse that would work with a person who¡¯d helped to fucking invent their culture in the first place.
¡°That¡¯s a pile of wank, and we both know it, you¡¯re just lazy.¡±
Corvan opened his mouth to argue, then Solitaire cut in.
¡°Your people are taught early in training to use that excuse because it¡¯s part of a carefully-woven layer of cultural mystique that keeps you seeming unreachable and superior, one of the many things that have kings taking your advice and commoners trembling in fear of you.¡±
The magus eyed him, weary now, and Solitaire continued.
¡°Sadly, your moron fear mongering has the same weakness that every other example of its use was prone to throughout history. Knowledge. You¡¯ll have to find more ignorant targets to try it on than us, I¡¯m afraid.¡±
¡°Where are you from?¡± Corvan asked, thoughtful, now, rather than bitter or smug. ¡°You know things you shouldn¡¯t know, far too many things. I¡¯ve heard you discuss ¡°Earth¡±, your homeland, where is it?¡±
Solitaire shrugged, dismissing the barbed question as if it were no more than some idle observation.
¡°I don¡¯t see why I need to tell you that, ask Shango if you¡¯re so curious. Then again, you tried to burn him to death too.¡±
Corvan held Solitaire¡¯s stare.
¡°You know why I joined up with you, I assume?¡±
¡°Because you know we¡¯re going to be powerful one day, and you want to get all the good will you can while we¡¯re still weak enough for it to come easily.¡±
The magus nodded, unfazed.
¡°One day.¡± He echoed. ¡°And if it looks like that day won¡¯t come, because you pissed off the wrong person or picked the wrong fight, I¡¯m gone.¡±
Solitaire met his gaze, nodding. He didn¡¯t look the least bit surprised. Solitaire never did, when people spoke to him of betrayal.
¡°Then I guess we¡¯ll be careful not to fuck up.¡± He answered, then grunted as I added my muscles to his, and we worked to haul the last of our stuff over to the door. It was just in time, too, because outside a carriage waited. Not the shoddy, small kind we¡¯d sent Argar and Helena for though. This one was tall, pulled by proud horses, made of polished wood and so evidently expensive I half expected it to glow.
A woman was standing beside it, with hair as gold as the trim of her possessions and eyes as green as grass. She smiled the way an angel might, though her lip curled slightly as she moved across the grimy road to speak with us.
¡°Solitaire and Beam, yes?¡± She asked. ¡°Belahonts. Shango sent me, my husband. It¡¯s a pleasure to meet you, brothers-in-law.¡±
I extended a hand, then quickly lowered it as I remembered this region¡¯s customs on women shaking the hands of men. Simply smiling instead.
¡°It¡¯s lovely to meet you, too.¡± I beamed. ¡°You¡¯re here to help us transfer our, uh, equipment?¡±
¡°I am.¡± She replied, eyes twinkling in a way that told me she wasn¡¯t at all as reluctant as Shango had predicted. ¡°Shall we get a move on? I¡¯m rather eager to see what you can all do with it.¡±
Chapter 83
Solitaire POV: Day 78
Current Wealth: 229 gold 37 silver 6 copper
I¡¯d gotten used to carriage rides since coming to Redacle, in fact I¡¯d actually come to regard them as something of a luxury. That was what hours of constant walking would do to a person, I supposed. Still, it came as quite a surprise how comfortable Velaharo¡¯s vehicle actually was. Apparently the working class¡¯ tears made for quite effective wheel lubricant, because the journey was smooth sailing from start to finish, and found only one hitch.
We were about halfway to the manor, or so I was told, when I heard something outside. Turning to look at it, I found a woman sprinting down the street, something clutched tightly to her chest and a frantic look on her face. She was short, brown-haired and slender as a whip, but the wind under her legs was a thing and a half.
The pair of guards chasing after her, red-faced and empty-lunged, barely managed to snatch my focus away from her. Neither one was close to catching the woman, and the distance between them and her was only growing. It wasn¡¯t that that caught my focus, though. Instead I found myself noting the way she wove between obstacles, always choosing the ones perfectly sized, shaped and placed to impede her as little as possible, while doing the opposite with her pursuers.
As I turned to Beam, I found he was already eying the scene as well, a thoughtful look on his face.
¡°You want to recruit her?¡± I guessed.
He glanced at me, as if surprised I was even there, then nodded.
¡°She¡¯s fast.¡± He noted.
¡°And smart.¡± I concurred, looking back to see her rapidly disappearing from sight. No time for a prolonged think, then.
She could be trouble, with what looked like a stolen object, but given the sheer fear of the men chasing her I could only guess that it was a valuable stolen object, too. Possibly that meant we could profit by seizing it ourselves, but at worst it was very strong cause to believe that this one had permeated quite a strong security setup to snatch it.
In the end, there wasn¡¯t really much doubting where my decision would land.
¡°Go after her.¡± I sighed to Beam. ¡°Helena, Argar and I can take the stuff from the carriage, though¡Do keep a low profile.¡±
I didn¡¯t like the idea of him getting murdered by the Dead Edge just because I¡¯d sent him off alone, but Beam only grinned and dove out of the window. He took off faster than either of our fighters could have managed, armour or no, and¡Yes, I saw, almost as fast as the sprinter.
With luck, he¡¯d be fast enough to escape a killing.
The carriage carried on, rolling away and soon pulling in to stop before a sprawling mansion. Velaharo stepped daintily out from her door, and I trudged down from mine. Argar and Helena, stored on the back, were already beginning the tedious process of hauling their gear towards the house.
¡°Where¡¯s Shango?¡± I asked Velaharo. She eyed me impassively.
¡°He should be inside, somewhere, looking through the place. Said he had a study to make, or something to that effect.¡±
If it were me, I¡¯d be making sure the mansion was a nice, defensible position. Located on the city¡¯s edge, it was unpleasantly vulnerable to assault from anything that bypassed the outer wall, and painfully exposed. Remote. A lot could happen in this part of the city with nobody noticing elsewhere. A lot could be gotten away with.
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Knowing Shango, though, he was doing something stupid, like appraising its worth or calculating storage capacity. Some people just had no appreciation for basic safety.
The long, tedious process of hauling gear had only just begun, Velaharo eying it as it panned out with a thoughtful look, when the sound of hard footfalls caught my ear and turned me.
I wasn¡¯t sure what I¡¯d expected to see, a messenger perhaps. Maybe my very own noble to offer a proposal of marriage- that would¡¯ve been brilliant, I¡¯d have loved to see the look on her cunt face when I turned her down. But instead it was a man, then another, then another. All big, all hardened by and for violence, spears in some hands, axes and clubs in others. Weapons, proper weapons, made for war and killing, not just improvised in some ally .
At their head was a tall fellow clutching a cocked crossbow, handling it with the gesticulations of a man who knew what he was doing. Everything seemed to slow at the sight of him, and I noticed a few things all at once.
These people were staring right at me, obviously here for me and with no pleasant purpose. They were also attacking now, not when some of us were already inside unloading, or when we were on the road, now. After we¡¯d disembarked, after we¡¯d travelled the farthest possible distance. There weren¡¯t enough of them that our remote location would provide any cover a suitably dark ally wouldn¡¯t, which meant¡
Velaharo, they were worried about her. About hurting her with an attack on the carriage, or trespassing on her property by heading into her grounds. That made sense, noble blood was sacrosanct after all, in fact Shango managing to gain his own nobility was probably why these animals were here. They¡¯d heard the Belahonts were becoming aristocrats, and realised that taking us out and wringing us for knowledge was now or never.
Which made my next action very, very clear. I turned, hurrying at a sprint to Velaharo¡¯s side while the enemy was still fifty feet away. Close enough for a crossbow to hit, I thought, but with any luck my sprint would be surprising and fast enough that I¡¯d cross my five paces before catching a bolt.
I wasn¡¯t wearing my armour, which meant that it really was fortunate when I reached Velaharo in time, shocking the woman by grabbing her and violently dragging her body in front of mine, keeping it between myself and the now stunned men still approaching. I¡¯d drawn my knife somewhere along the motion, and now held it pressed against Velaharo¡¯s throat.
¡°Try to shoot me, and you¡¯ll hit her!¡± I roared, keeping my gaze flitting from one man to another. ¡°Shoot my subordinates, and I¡¯ll cut her throat, good luck explaining the dead noble to your bosses!¡±
Silence followed, and I used it promptly.
¡°Argar, Helena, take the carriage inside.¡±
I heard a fortunately hasty scraping of boots on ground behind me, knowing my bodyguards were scrambling to do just that. Good. My charade here wouldn¡¯t keep the bastards delayed for very long.
Velaharo twitched in my arms, body moving against mine, a wrathful gasp escaping her.
¡°Let go of me, you pig!¡± She snarled, speaking with that vehemence that women always seemed to have. ¡°How dare you, how dare you use me as some fucking shield!¡±
I tightened my grip on her, and said nothing as I glanced up at the men. Surprisingly, Mr. Crossbow was already levelling his weapon my way.
Human shields were a fairly bad idea back on earth, plenty of guns could pierce right through a homosapien¡¯s torso and still have a fair amount of wounding- if not killing- power when they hit something behind them. In fact, humans made for such shit shields, that we were forced quite early in our history to invent actual shields.
But there were no guns here, just a crossbow, and by the looks of it, it wasn¡¯t one of those fancy arbalest types with a five hundred kilo draw weight and the power to punch clean through steel. Which meant if it hit Velaharo, it probably wouldn¡¯t be blasting out her back to injure me.
That, I realised, might well have been the only reason I was still free of a fight. Because the crossbowman clearly wasn¡¯t held back by the thought of killing a noble anymore, subtly trying to move around Velaharo for a clearer shot, subtly growing more annoyed as I manoeuvred her to deny it to him.
Seconds passed, then more, and things were closing in on a minute before the situation finally boiled over.
¡°Just get him.¡± The crossbowman- the lead man, I now realised- said with a snarl. His fellows started moving in, five of them, marching swift and determined. The decision was forced on me. If I let go of Velaharo, I¡¯d be shot. If I kept hold of her, I¡¯d have my arms busy when the others fell on us, and die. If I tried to back away with her, she¡¯d slow me, we¡¯d be caught, and I¡¯d die.
My options were slim, and the only one remaining was fairly obvious. I waited until the men were close, then violently shoved Velaharo into the nearest of them.
Reflexively, he caught her, seeming just as surprised as she was as the screaming, thrashing, swearing woman almost bowled him over.
I was already moving by then.
Chapter 84
Beam POV: Day 78
Current Wealth: 229 gold 37 silver 6 copper
We really did have fucking awful luck of the draw, thinking about it. How often did we, all three of us earthlings, split up? Not that frequently, not back then at least. And yet, just as both Shango and I were elsewhere, Solitaire got attacked. Well, I didn¡¯t know anything about what was going on at Velaharo Manor until later on, I was still preoccupied with my own little escapade. Chasing a woman.
Saying it like that, one does wonder whether Solitaire might have been better suited to it.
Maybe not, this one was quick, disappearing around corners, hopping stalls, tearing down the streets with a frightful speed. More speed than me, easily. I could feel the distance between us growing with every stride, see her disappearing farther and farther ahead into the distance.
Early on I¡¯d assumed there¡¯d been no high-profile guards in pursuit of her, it had seemed like a reasonable deduction, but seeing the way she moved, I could easily believe that there had been, and she¡¯d just torn on ahead of them. No human had ever moved like this in the Olympics, that was for sure, and the longer I chased her, the more convinced I became that there weren¡¯t all too many animals who¡¯d have given her a decent chase, either.
But I still had to catch her, there was really no two ways about it, and so I did what we earthlings- Belahonts- had started to develop a bit of a reputation for doing. I cheated.
Not in a particularly sophisticated way, mind. If I were Shango I might¡¯ve shouted something really clever and evil to trick her into turning around, or slowing, or falling over. If I were Solitaire I¡¯d probably have stopped for a few seconds to assemble a jetpack out of the fruit I was running past, then swooped down on her from above.
Instead I just climbed a building, putting my supernatural strength to good use as I hauled myself over it, and cut along the side.
The woman was heading along a part of the city I recognised, and her path would doubtless take her through the street I was dropping down into. All I¡¯d have to do to get her was wait, so I did. And did. But she didn¡¯t come.
It took a good few minutes before I finally caved, stepped out of my hiding place and started perusing the path I¡¯d expected to find her shooting down, scrutinising every wall and gutter for any trace of her. Perhaps expectedly, she was in neither the brickwork, nor the gathering street-sludge washed to either of the road¡¯s sides.
My heart started to spasm. I couldn¡¯t have lost her, it just wasn¡¯t possible. She was right there, I¡¯d had her, and I¡¯d had one fucking job. I-
I checked myself, forced as much calm as I could manage, and made myself go through the bare facts of things. Obviously, she hadn¡¯t just evaporated into nowhere. So how could she have slipped away?
Over the walls was the obvious solution, but eying them I found it hard to be convinced. They were steep, close to ten feet high, and without much in the way of grips or handholds. I¡¯d only managed to hoist myself up by pinching down so hard that I almost dented the crumbling mortar, and while the woman was definitely not as heavy as me- perhaps even beneath half my weight- I doubted she had the physical power needed to fight gravity under those circumstances. Climbing was a much harder exercise than most people gave it credit for, even under ideal conditions.
Had she backtracked? That one sent a shiver down my spine, if she had then there¡¯d be no finding her. With her speed, with my delay, she could have turned down half a dozen different streets, made her way a literal mile from me. A few minutes wasn¡¯t very much time at all, except for her.
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I took an embarrassing pause deciding what to do next before logic won out over panic. I was certain she¡¯d not gone over the wall, and knew I was fucked if she¡¯d doubled back on herself, so there was only one thing left. Check more potential hiding places. If she was tucked away in the alley somewhere, or anywhere else along the path she¡¯d cleared while I was climbing, then I might just find her. And if she wasn¡¯t, then I¡¯d lose nothing by searching, because she was already easily too far away to catch again with how much time I¡¯d spent.
Even as I began my search, the tension bled away to smugness. I couldn¡¯t twist mere mortals to my will or remake everything mentioned in the Geneva Conventions, but I could get plenty of thought done myself, when the situation called for it. I almost wished we hadn¡¯t left Ardin back at our original warehouse to go and get his stuff from the shop, it would¡¯ve been nice to have someone with me to appreciate it.
The search was long and tedious, because it was quite the shortcut I¡¯d taken. Easily thirty metres of alley to sift through, and one particularly fast person to sift it for. I was well aware that even a second¡¯s delay in reacting to her might let the woman get irreconcilably far ahead, so I kept my diligence as I worked. It soon proved worth it.
She saw me before I saw her, a little glinting eye piled away in some shadows beneath a few scraps of rotting wood. There was lots of debris in the place, plenty of patches she could have been in, especially with a body as small as hers. But I didn¡¯t let my guard down, and my reactions were fast as ever. I was moving just an instant after she was.
An instant was a long time, for that one, and she almost slipped out of my reach in the time I took to fully turn and snap out an arm to grab her. My fingertips just barely grazed her clothes, a painful tug dragging on their ligaments as tearing cloth snagged and halted her momentum, then she was stumbling away, half-stopped and trying to restart her sprint as I began mine.
My shoulder caught her in the stomach, bowling her over flat against the ground, and I was atop her instantly. She struggled, writhing beneath with the sort of strength I¡¯d half-expected, but still found instinctually hard to believe. It was like the feral power of a cat, all weight-efficient force generation and explosive energy. But pound for pound strength only did so much when one had as few pounds as her, and up close I could tell she was just as small as I thought. Fifty kilos, probably less, short and wiry for this world, let alone mine.
Which was to say nothing of my own magical strength. I didn¡¯t even budge as she thrashed beneath me, just remained still and kept her arms pinned, waiting for her to run out of steam.
But she surprised me before that could happen.
¡°Saw you chasing me, pretty determined for a rapist, aren¡¯t you?¡± She spat, glaring up at me with eyes that betrayed so much blind, searing disgust that it actually gave me pause.
Too late, I realised the trick for what it was. She snatched her hand out of my grip, and half-leaned upwards for an elbow to my jaw before I could even think to grab her again. My head snapped back, vision dancing for a moment, then refocusing. She¡¯d freed one of her legs by then, but I pressed down instantaneously and tightly, compressing her against the ground.
With her arm still free, she hit me again, then again. But I ignored the blows. She had no leverage, and no surprise this time, her fist just bounced off my face and neck like it belonged to an infant. I glared at her, meeting the woman¡¯s eyes and finding my temper suddenly short.
¡°Very clever.¡± I snapped. ¡°Now will you stop struggling, I want to fucking talk to you.¡±
She froze, and for a second I dared to hope I¡¯d gotten through to her. Then she went still, and I realised what was happening. A giant fucking six-one man, pinning down a four-eleven woman, snarling orders at her. I almost puked.
Carefully, I moved back, standing slow, making sure not to let any sudden moves escape me.
¡°I¡¯m sorry.¡± I pressed. ¡°Really, I am, but I do want to talk with you, I have an offer I¡¯d like you to hear, and¡That¡¯s all. You can leave if you want to, you don''t even have to say anything.¡± To illustrate the point, I took a few steps back, giving her enough room to doubtless escape if I started for her again. Even as each one stabbed me with reluctance. ¡°There, your choice.¡±
She stood, eyed me, eyed the alley behind her. Made to move, body tensing the way a cheetah¡¯s might. Then paused. With a sigh, the woman met my gaze once more and spoke.
¡°Go on then.¡± She said, speaking with an admirable level of steel in her spine. ¡°I¡¯m listening.¡±
Chapter 85
Shango POV: Day 78
Current Wealth: 229 gold 37 silver 6 copper
I¡¯d been having a nice day, a relaxed day. A good day. My big, stressful decision was made and behind me, my schedule was freed up, and I¡¯d just found myself with access to a sprawling mansion. Exploring the Velaharo Manor was an exercise in¡Frankly, therapy. It was an aged place, but not simply withered. More¡Dignified. Though also withered.
Clearly the Velaharo fortune had not been at its peak for quite some time, as I found a lot of maintenance in need of doing around the mansion. Undusted surfaces, uncleared cobwebs. They became more common the farther I moved from its more human-touched areas, which told me that there was at least some effort to clean the place ongoing. Clearly, it was just of limited scale and effectiveness. Which was understandable. There was a lot of it to clean.
Ordinarily I¡¯d have loved to ponder the logistics of such a job, busying myself with the hows and whys, the mundane considerations of scheduling and workload, diffusion and organisation. It was probably diagnostic of something, but I¡¯d always found myself relaxing through mental work like that.
Solitaire ruined it, though, as he often ruined my down time. In his defence, he had a bit more of a reasonable cause to do so this time compared to his usual antics. It was hardly his fault we were attacked.
Helena barged into me from behind, shaking my focus onto her and meeting my eyes with a tight, fearful stare.
¡°Men, gang members, well armed and attacking.¡± She gasped, desperately. ¡°Outside, Solitaire and your- wife.¡±
I barely even noticed that she¡¯d called Phelia my wife, barely even noticed anything at all as my mind blanked with adrenaline and my body moved with purpose. I was tearing on down the hallway not even a second later, torturing the aged floorboards with the force of my strides.
Helena was fast behind me, and the two of us burst out of the mansion in unison. The scene awaiting us made my stomach churn.
Argar, apparently, had headed back for Solitaire quickly, and he was already tied up fighting alongside him. Giant axe swinging one way and the other, he seemed unable to connect with the man facing him. Though smaller, his opponent was quick as any I¡¯d ever seen- including the vampire- and fought with a pair of stiletto knives that glinted with thirst. Once, twice, three then four times he evaded the heavy-handed swings of my bodyguard, before calmly stepping into his guard and thrusting one weapon in-between a pair of plates.
The giant folded, groaning with pain as the knife dug in, then withdrew an instant later. Its wielder backflipped to land some three metres free of him, glancing at the blade. He didn¡¯t seem pleased to see the meagre amount of it tipped with blood, and Argar bulled on after him without another word.
I was an instant away from rushing in to help when something flew past my vision, a woman. She hit the ground hard enough to bounce, rolling and sliding another five metres, and a glance showed me what had launched her. Solitaire.
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My friend was covered in blood, and I wasn¡¯t certain how much belonged to his enemies. He fought two at once as I watched, throwing himself back and away from a pair of chasing weapons, one a long, heavy machete, the other some sort of spear. Both looked like their wielders knew what they were doing with them, and a more scrutinous inspection revealed plenty of smaller gashes across Solitaire¡¯s body.
He was moving well enough that I knew none were too deep, though, and just as I was starting to decide whether he needed my help as much as Argar, Helena made the decision easy. She rushed over to the giant¡¯s side.
Solitaire didn¡¯t say anything as I hurried to him, but he acknowledged me with a single glance that told everything. There was fear in his eyes, actual fear, and seeing that in Solitaire was enough to chill me to my core. The machete came for my face, I sidestepped. My armour was lying strewn out in my room, somewhere, and I¡¯d not taken the time to grab my sword while I was gone, but I still had two good weapons. The first was born from a simple habit I¡¯d picked up, the knife I¡¯d learned always to carry with me. The second, though, was something far more inherent, and far, far more powerful. My magic. I took a step back from the swing, extending my hands and feeling the air, caressing it to test out those magic points where the currents interlocked. Then I let the words echo through my mind and pushed against them.
Air shifted, shooting out like a thrown brick and crunching into the attacking man¡¯s ribs. His feet left the ground as he tumbled back, flipping head over heels like a ragdoll struck by a bat. I didn¡¯t look long enough to see him land, focusing instead on the remaining enemy.
Solitaire was on him already, in past the spear tip, hands gripped tight across the shaft. Without looking, he called out to me.
¡°The bowman, get him!¡±
I took an instant to see what and who he meant before the last enemy struck me, a tall Redaclan with a large crossbow aimed dangerously our way. My hands moved fast, my mind faster, my magic fastest of all. The bolt left his bow and flitted through the air so quick I could barely react in the time it took to cross ten metres. Then it hit my hastily constructed wall of air.
The bolt slowed, but didn¡¯t stop. Moving past the air with a mass and velocity that Corvan¡¯s flames had never possessed, however hot they¡¯d been. It clipped my shoulder, but registered more like a bee sting than a stab wound, barely breaking the skin as it bounced off and skidded away. Apparently my little barrier was enough to exhaust most of its momentum.
Clearly, the shooter realised that too, because I saw him stash his weapon away and replace it with a large metal bar. He closed in, moving with a disconcerting confidence.
My attention snapped back to Solitaire just as he broke the spear over his knee and jabbed the steel tip through his enemy¡¯s face, running it into one cheek and out through the other, then tearing it fully free in a spray of blood. I actually felt queasy watching it, but he only snarled, then whirled with alarm.
I turned to see the woman from before closing in, readying myself for her. I didn¡¯t like the idea of hitting a woman, modern instincts threatening to bubble up at the worst possible time. Fortunately, I was partnered with a man who not only didn¡¯t share such compunctions, but had actually given me considerable reason to suspect that he hit women even harder than men. Solitaire tossed his opponent into the attacker to knock both her and him down into a heap, then shoved after me.
¡°You take the bowman.¡± He instructed. ¡°Just buy me a bit to wrap these two up, then I¡¯ll be with you.¡±
I moved to obey instantly, knowing that however mutually Solitaire and I respected one another, there were situations when one of our minds was more than equal to the other¡¯s. Under the cover of death¡¯s robe, he was master, and I knew better than to argue with whatever logic had decided his priority. Only one thing gave me pause.
Going by the glint in his eye, our bowman enemy had decided that fighting me first was in his best interests, too.
Chapter 86
Solitaire POV: Day 78
Current Wealth: 229 gold 37 silver 6 copper
The cunt lunged for me, and I sidestepped. My fist came down for the base of her skull, but she was faster than me, rolling out of the way, springing back up to her feet. I could¡¯ve tried to grapple her, would have done so a few weeks ago, but now I had better options. I extended my thoughts to the air, started feeling for bound molecules and particular elements, drawing them together.
Her attack came fast, but I¡¯d gotten a lot of practice at my power since first discovering it. The globule of nitroglycerine was already clinging to my fingertip by the time she came in. I flicked it off with one move, dove back with another, and there was no dodging the droplet at such close range. It caught her stomach and detonated loud and hard enough to cut timber in half, sending her stumbling, then falling as her balance gave. I didn¡¯t check on the body, just tried to make more of the stuff.
By the time she was up, I¡¯d wetted my hands with tiny little patches of explosive condensation. Gathered them together again, making a larger drop this time, and flicked it just as the last. This one caught her between the eyes, and by the time the explosion cleared there was little left of her head.
I turned, grinning, to see how Shango¡¯s fight was doing. But life is a cruel bitch, and plans are made to be fucked up. I could see at a glance that we¡¯d made a mistake. My friend was on the ground, scrambling back from our enemy, hands wide and jaw tight with pain as blood ran down his side. The bowman- now without a bow- held some big length of metal in his hands, something I might¡¯ve called rebar if we¡¯d been back on earth.
The tedious matter of categorisation would have to wait, because it was about two seconds away from opening up my friend¡¯s skull and spraying the surrounding area with the world¡¯s second most remarkable brain matter. I closed in to keep that from happening, conjuring again.
Nitro was a no-go, not with Shango so close to the enemy, but I racked my memory for a potentially suitable replacement.. It didn''t take long for my horrible, awful, nasty, sexual hunting hound of a brain to think something up.
H2SO4 + H2O2, all things I had in abundance around me, save the Sulphur. I fortunately had a bit of that on my person- some residue from working on the explosives, clinging to my clothes and patches of my skin. I¡¯d meant to shower, hadn¡¯t gotten round to it with everything happening with Velaharo. Now it looked like that slip-up might save us.
I mixed my chemicals as I rushed the guy, conjuring and holding them in the air ahead of me, then splashing the resultant concoction across our enemy¡¯s head. I missed his eyes, sadly enough, but his hair and scalp got doused. For a moment only confusion coloured his face, then I saw the pain start.
Piranha solution. It¡¯s a particularly strong kind of acid, the one responsible for how most kids think all acids behave, stripping meat from bone in under a minute, melting things into nothing. It didn¡¯t seem to be working as quickly as I¡¯d have thought, and its effects stopped after only a few layers of skin were removed. Did magical resilience help ward off the corrosion of acid? It made sense if so.
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Either way, the man didn¡¯t exactly look much better off.
His head was a gory, bloody, soggy mess, hair clinging tight against a ruined scalp and slick with foamy blood, left bubbling by the gaseous products of the particular reaction that had stripped him of his flesh. With an expression of pain clinging to his face as tightly as steel clamps, his entire body spasmed with the agony of it.
I would¡¯ve killed to hit him with another splash, killed even more to get the next one in his face, but I¡¯d more or less exhausted my sulphuric reserves, and he was recovering dangerously quick. I had to be realistic, compromise with the simple pragmatics of my situation. Besides, there was more than one way to skin a human.
As I moved, I rushed past one of the fallen Fuckers I¡¯d fought already, the idiot with the spear. I snatched the splintered tip of his weapon up off the ground next to him while he was busy bleeding everywhere, twisting it in my grip and holding it like a dagger. The bowman had recovered already, by then, but it didn¡¯t faze me. I¡¯d hurt him, now I just needed to kill him. I started work on another batch of nitro, exhaling the necessary ingredients out into my palm as I conjured it.
He recovered before I could finish, lunging with his bar and thrusting it at my face like a rapier. I darted to one side, but the metal twisted after me, clipping my head and bouncing off with a dull clang. I felt the sound more than heard it, noise echoing around in my skull as I stumbled back.
My arms rose with the nitro ready, then went wide as my legs gave out. A sudden dizziness took me, one I recognised instantly for the nausea of serious concussion, and I dropped to my knees as the explosive went wide.
The bowman was on me instantly, bar raised high and ready to bring down. It was only the shimmering air between my head and the cold metal that spared me, the atmospheric barrier deflecting the impact and forcing a wince on the man¡¯s face as his joints rebelled. He took a step back, thrown off-balance by the unexpected impediment, and I knew there¡¯d not be another chance than that.
Shango had saved me once, but I saw his shield fray and come apart before the next swing fell. It was all me now.
My shoulder caught the bowman hard, but my tackle was ill-judged. Balance still escaped me, slipping through my fingers like something slick with oil, and he was clearly practised in holding himself up. We shifted for a few moments and filled the air with scraping leather as our boots scuffed and dragged against the stone, then my momentum ran out and we both stopped.
I was practised in holding myself up, too, and I was practised in what came after you managed to do it. We¡¯d stopped, he was free to shift his centre of gravity, and I was still hunched over leaning against his gut. That meant I had about a second before an elbow came down into the back of my neck. If he was as strong as me, that would be dangerous. If he was stronger it would be death.
Well, I had about a second, and I¡¯ve never been the sort to take injury well. I used my precious moments to lift the man¡¯s shirt and sank my teeth deep into the flesh of his stomach.
His body was lean and toned, barely an ounce of fat on it. That was good, it meant there was less in the way of me reaching all the delicate muscle beneath. My teeth ground together and my head thrashed side to side like a pitbull in an orphanage, vision turning red with adrenaline, hearing becoming so distant that the man¡¯s horrified screams seemed like a shouted message from far below.
The bastard couldn¡¯t move, his body was being held tight and still by its own pained convulsions, and he didn¡¯t have the strength required to dislodge me with whatever simple motions he could¡¯ve made. Moment by moment I tunnelled deeper through his belly, drawing close to the more vital meat below.
It was Shango¡¯s voice that told me something was wrong, just an instant before it killed me.
¡°Get back!¡± He cried, and I did, lunging away from the man on instinct- trusting my friend¡¯s warning more than whatever sensory input my body had taken. The iron bar caught my right shoulder and broke it, turning me in the air, flipping me one way and the other. I rolled, jarring the limb and finding the world disappeared beneath a curtain of searing, hallucinatory pain.
Chapter 87
Beam POV: Day 78
Current Wealth: 229 gold 37 silver 6 copper
Elizabeth, as I had learned the woman was called, was still more than a little bit guarded around me. I wasn¡¯t too surprised, nor was I unfamiliar with the behaviour. It reminded me a lot of Solitaire, back when we¡¯d first met, all caution and suspicion, self-preservation and inquisitive defence.
Just like back then, it was a hard barrier to get through. Every inquiry I made was interpreted as some sort of attack, every innocent observation had, apparently, at least two double-meanings that had escaped even my notice, and God help me if I made a sudden movement.
The two of us were walking, at least. That gave me the illusion of progress even if none was actually coming.
¡°You¡¯re fast.¡± I noted, making yet another attempt to break the ice. She glared at me.
¡°Obviously I¡¯m fast, how¡¯d you catch me?¡±
It was, at least, a change of pace from the usual retorts I¡¯d been getting, so I decided to answer her. If nothing else to keep the woman from getting suspicious again as I didn¡¯t.
¡°I climbed a wall, already saw you heading down this way so I figured I could jump down beside you when you came past. I hadn¡¯t expected you to hide but you didn¡¯t see me anyway, so.¡±
She bristled.
¡°The guards were only chasing me from one direction.¡± She snapped. ¡°I hadn¡¯t expected to get caught from the other.¡±
¡°Right.¡± I replied, eager to soothe her before she could go off on another tirade. ¡°And, if you don¡¯t mind me asking, why exactly were they chasing you?¡±
Elizabeth glared at me.
¡°Because they¡¯re bastards, all of them. Every single guard is a bastard, it¡¯s just what they¡¯re like.¡±
All guards are bastards. I almost laughed, this one had to meet Solitaire, but later. For now she still had answers being kept to herself that I needed to get in on hearing.
¡°They had something specific to be going for you about, rather than anyone else, though. Right?¡±
The woman grew testy, not meeting my eye.
¡°So did you want to meet me just to pry into whatever I had?¡±
¡°No.¡± I replied, honestly. ¡°But I think it¡¯s only fair that I be told, considering I¡¯ll be putting my skin on line in moving around with you while you carry it.¡±
I could tell she didn¡¯t want to tell me, but not why. Was it fear? Embarrassment, basic caution? Whatever emotions flared up in her features, they died down quickly, and she didn¡¯t meet my eye as she replied.
¡°Just this.¡± She breathed, fishing around inside her clothes for a moment, then producing a¡Cup. An old-fashioned goblet to be precise, bronze, battered and¡Remarkably shitty. It was old, though, so I figured there was a story tied to it.
¡°Some sort of¡Family heirloom?¡± I guessed. She looked at me like I¡¯d just drooled on myself.
¡°This is the chalice of Mozen Drayri, one of the relics left behind by God during his last visit.¡± She smirked. ¡°Not much to look at, but it¡¯ll sell for a fuck-ton if you find the right buyer, one hundred gold at least.¡±
Our new upkick of wealth wasn¡¯t old enough for that sum not to hit me like a sledgehammer, and I found myself eying the goblet with a new respect.
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¡°Hands to yourself.¡± Elizabeth growled, stuffing it back inside her clothes quickly and glaring at me with unguarded suspicion. I almost sighed out loud.
¡°I¡¯m not going to steal it.¡± I snapped. ¡°My family is already making plenty of money anyway, relax.¡±
That gave her pause.
¡°You¡Don¡¯t seem like a rich person.¡± She noted, looking pointedly at my clothes. ¡°I figured you were a foreign worker, a mercenary or something. Nobody who isn¡¯t a fighter moves as fast as you did, at least.¡±
She was strangely close to the mark, reminding me yet again of Solitaire. But there were more important things than how impressive she was.
¡°You¡¯re probably going to need to lay low for a while, right?¡± I guessed. ¡°Why don¡¯t you do it with my family, we can shelter you better than alleyway debris, at least.¡±
Elizabeth hadn¡¯t been on edge before, I found that out quickly enough by seeing what she looked like when her guard was actually up. Apparently, it was knife-wielding.
¡°And no witnesses, right?¡± She glared, hostile instantly.
I took my time thinking up a response, all too aware that I could blow everything by giving the wrong one. Finally I landed on something that sounded good enough, if a bit more edged than I¡¯d have liked. I¡¯d tried doing things gently, kindly, but we really could use someone like this woman, and she¡¯d made it abundantly clear that the soft approach wasn¡¯t one she¡¯d allow to work. I steeled myself.
¡°I didn¡¯t have any witnesses back beside your hiding places.¡± I noted, slowly. Even saying that much brought back the memory of her fear, but I kept myself sturdy against it.
Elizabeth seemed more affected by the reminder than me, which was fucking fair enough, but that also meant that it sunk in deep and did a good job of knocking her second-guessing and worries aside. I watched as the thoughts dawned on her, and waited for her to consider my offer with a lens that was less¡Paranoid.
¡°Why would you offer me this?¡± She asked, finally. It was a definite improvement to get questions like that, at least those I could do something with. Those I could answer honestly.
¡°Because me and my brothers know what it¡¯s like to have nothing.¡± I said, frankly. ¡°And we know how cold it is out here. Do you want to sleep somewhere warm for a while?¡±
Her face sort of spasmed for a moment, the way Solitaire¡¯s did whenever he was failing to hide a strong emotion, and then Elizabeth turned away from me, nodding.
¡°Yes.¡± She said, quietly. ¡°I¡¯d¡Like that. Thank you.¡±
I didn¡¯t say anything, just started walking and let her follow after. Some people weren¡¯t comfortable with owing someone, and some people weren¡¯t comfortable with expressing their thanks. Elizabeth, I could tell, was both.
God, I needed her to meet Solitaire.
We¡¯d covered a good portion of our journey before I hopped off the carriage, which was lucky for us. Elizabeth¡¯s adrenaline rush was starting to run out, and the woman seemed to shiver more intensely with every stride we took towards our destination.
¡°Where exactly is this mansion of yours?¡± She asked. We were a few minutes into our walk by then, and if anything I was surprised she¡¯d waited that long. More surprised by our pace. My legs were well over a foot longer than hers, and I had more strength than a powerlifter twice my size, but she was keeping up easily. Even forcing me to push myself in haste. That speed was something we¡¯d have to examine further.
¡°It¡¯s near the city¡¯s outskirts.¡± I answered. ¡°Velaharo Manor, I think it¡¯s called-¡±
Her head whipped around so sharply I thought I was about to be stabbed, but the only edge that sunk into me was Elizabeth¡¯s glare.
¡°You could¡¯ve mentioned that sooner.¡± She snapped. ¡°Bloody noble¡¯s house, how¡¯d you even manage that? Last I heard your family was bulk-buying horse shit and brawling with magi.¡±
I¡¯d told her who I was, of course, and she¡¯d taken it in stride.
¡°Truth be told, I barely know myself. My brother just announced¡It. My other brother will probably be drilling him for more details as we speak, it¡¯s not like him to do things unilaterally like that so he must¡¯ve had a reason not to consult us.¡±
She frowned.
¡°So none of you are in charge of the others?¡±
It took me a moment to realise why she¡¯d even ask that. Redacle¡¯s families tended to have a more ¡°traditional¡± structure, primogeniture and all that. Whichever of us was oldest would be expected by most to be the ¡°head¡± or something similar.
¡°No.¡±
Elizabeth considered that, and if I wasn¡¯t wrong it seemed to impress the woman. But I didn¡¯t get to study her for much longer, as the few miles remaining between us and our destination were eaten up. The two of us were practically jogging, before long, and doing so almost as fast as a normal human might sprint. It took about ten minutes to finally reach our destination with all the shortcuts and hasty climbs we threw in.
It took me less than a second to recognise the sights around the gate. Solitaire lying down, shoulder mangled and bleeding, Shango barely standing and staring blearily at some unknown enemy. Argar and Helena were the only ones in armour, moving to encircle the foe, and Corvan was nowhere to be seen.
¡°Stay here.¡± I breathed, stepping away from Elizabeth and focusing for a moment, feeling the hum of magic as armour encased itself around me once more.
This one¡¯s strong. A familiar voice told me. Stronger than you. Kill it this time, don¡¯t spare it like you did the magus.
My eyes flickered once more to Solitaire where he lay bleeding, and my heart hardened.
I didn¡¯t need telling not to pull any punches.
Chapter 88
Shango POV: Day 78
Current Wealth: 229 gold 37 silver 6 copper
I should¡¯ve brought my gun, I knew it. It had been the big trade-off. My weapon was stored in my room, on the opposite wing of the mansion to where I¡¯d been when I heard of the attack. Making my way to it would¡¯ve cost extra minutes. Solitaire might¡¯ve died during those minutes, but I¡¯d have come here with a gun.
No, not might have. Solitaire would¡¯ve been a corpse had I shown up even thirty seconds late. I¡¯d made the only choice I could in the moment, the one cause for irritation was that I¡¯d let myself get so separated from the weapon in the first place.
The bowman¡¯s stance had changed, and I could see why. The iron bar he¡¯d been using before now hovered around him, spinning and flying, looking almost like some boomerang capable of powered flight. It was that which had smashed into Solitaire while the two were grappling, and going by what it¡¯d done to his arm I wouldn¡¯t particularly enjoy the sensation of being on the receiving end of it myself.
Just our luck, I supposed, to find a magus on the enemy¡¯s side just when ours was fucking nowhere to be seen. My thoughts were interrupted as the bar came shooting for me.
My hands splayed and the air hardened, thickening into a barrier that sent the iron ricocheting off to one side. Right behind it, though, was the bowman himself, sprinting towards me and shouldering past the remnants of my barricade. I tried to step out of his reach, but his hand snapped out and caught my lapels, halting me just in time for a punch to find my ribs.
I felt something crack, folding over as tears flooded my eyes, and through the pain I barely thought to keep mental track of the iron bar. My barrier came just in time to stop its second impact, but the bowman¡¯s knee caught my face while I was busy blocking it.
There was nothing under my feet, and then there was everything under my head. The impact raised me high, turned me halfway around and left my face to strike the ground on its own. I rolled a few more feet, vision spinning, and barely raised my head in time to see the bowman leaping back from some giant, jagged streak of ice.
Solitaire was up, and active. Hurling projectiles just as he had against Corvan. I could see he was choosing smaller ones though, perhaps limited by the speed he could make them, and our enemy- the ever considerate person that he was, didn¡¯t take more than a second to adjust.
Iron broke ice, as iron tended to do, then came right for him. Solitaire stayed put though, holding his focus on it for a second, conjuring a particularly thick wall of ice just an instant before impact. The bar struck it lengthwise, its tip piercing the ice like a chisel, digging in deep and sending a thick crack to almost bisect its structure. I saw the weapon remaining where it was, quivering and vibrating as its wielder fought against the grip imposed around his tool.
Solitaire had conjured more ice around the embedded metal almost as soon as it stuck, holding it still, and his face was pinched, now, with focus. I wasn¡¯t sure why.
Seconds passed, then the bar was free. I saw something flake off it as it erupted out, its shape suddenly less uniform, thinned at parts. It still did a fine job of smashing through Solitaire¡¯s new barrier and knocking him flat.
Argar and Helena were beside the bowman instantly, a spear and axe flying in unison, both moved with the strength to kill a troll. He danced back from them, focus shifting to the pair as his bar hurtled over. I rose to my feet, trying to move, cursing as I realised how dizzy and fatigued I still was. I needed moments to recover.
I needed to recover, and I needed to know the plan, too. Solitaire wouldn¡¯t have taken a hit if he hadn¡¯t had one, so I made myself over to his side.
He¡¯d certainly seen better days, and today I doubted he could see at all, eyes bleary and unfocused, blood running down his side. I tried to make sure he was coherent, and Solitaire¡¯s first words rang out.
¡°The bourgeois,¡± He breathed, ¡°They¡¯re using foreskins. Circumcised baby foreskins, they grind them into paste and eat them, keeps them young. They use them in skin cream, that¡¯s why it gets rid of wrinkles. Youthful flesh.¡±
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It did not necessarily mean he was less coherent than usual, so I tried a more pointed question.
¡°What are we doing?¡± I asked. ¡°How do we stop this guy?¡±
Solitaire focused at that, meeting my eyes with an intensity.
¡°Rust.¡± He croaked, breathlessly, ¡°On his weapon. I rusted it, oxidised, it¡¯s¡Weaker.¡±
I could see by the fog in his eyes that I wouldn¡¯t get much more from my friend, so instead I stood back up and forced myself to breathe deep. Nothing felt too broken, nothing felt unworkable, I was more winded than wounded. As far as I could tell, at least. As far as I could hope. I raised my hands and forced myself to focus, even as I watched the two bodyguards readying themselves to attack the bowman.
Evidently, he¡¯d backed off, because there were now a good dozen paces separating them. His eyes were affixed on the pair with icy coherence, his bar orbiting him as fast as ever. I took my time readying an attack, then sent it out.
Air was good for speed, for precision, and for motion. It wasn¡¯t good for offence, not on its own.
Fortunately, I didn¡¯t need it to be. I turned my concentration to the carriage nearby- still just a few metres from me- and felt the atmosphere snag around some of its contents. Wide, semi-spherical, iron. The cauldron, perfect.
It was a heavy thing, a really fucking heavy thing, and I felt the veins stand up in my body as I hoisted it through the air. My power wasn¡¯t much, it could throw a man only slightly better than Argar might have, but it could apply its force for dozens of metres. That meant a lot more room to build up energy. I kept the cauldron flying straight as an arrow, angling it just right to intersect with the bowman¡¯s body as he strode towards my bodyguards. Fifty pounds of cast iron flew and flew, accelerating until it was moving fast as a running man, then a galloping horse, and then a baseball pitch.
Ridiculously, I was almost tempted to look away before impact, but I made myself keep watching as the bowman¡¯s head whipped around at the last second and his bar shot into the cauldron. The collision sent sparks flying out into the air, and I learned two things very quickly.
The first was that cast iron, apparently, was brittle. The second was that whatever material our enemy¡¯s bar was made from, it was far stronger than normal metal ought to have been. The cauldron erupted into multiple fragments, passing harmlessly around the bowman as its energy dissipated uselessly.
But my work was done, he¡¯d been distracted, and Argar and Helena moved in well to take advantage of the fact.
The former was faster, or perhaps more eager, clearing more ground with his loping strides and swinging as if his enemy were some giant tree in need of felling. Helena moved with more reserve, waiting until Argar attacked to circle around and stab from the side, aiming low, going for the bowman¡¯s knees and shins, then cursing as he leapt back.
I watched as a punch caught Argar clean across his visored head, sending the big man a step to the side, then saw Helena¡¯s spear flash again. The steel parted fabric, and I saw blood flecking its tip as she drew it back. The bowman backed off farther, eyes narrowed, testing.
Our fight wasn¡¯t going well. Argar and Helena were beyond the capabilities of any normal humans, and well equipped, but I saw the man¡¯s bar rising back up behind them. The barrier I conjured at their backs wouldn¡¯t hold long, and once it fell they¡¯d be outmatched. I was already planning a retreat when the light caught my eye.
Beam knows how to make an entrance, nobody can ever take that much from him. He came in like a rocket, tearing across the pavement and just flying straight for the bowman.
Instantly, the iron bar had its new priority, and I watched as it shot straight for my friend. Anyone else might¡¯ve been in a bind, but Beam only jumped, letting the metal crunch hard against his breastplate, splitting the ethereal material making it up and still jutting out even as he soared close to ten metres and landed within arms¡¯ reach of our enemy. Beam swung his conjured weapon, a dagger- odd choice- and I watched as the bowman leaned back.
Only then did I realise what my friend had done, because the blade lengthened as fast as a blink, becoming a cleaving sabre and biting deep into the enemy¡¯s side. He stumbled away, ichor drizzling from his flank as his face twisted with pain, and I acted fast.
The fragments of cauldron were too far for me to grab with my air, but the iron bar wasn¡¯t. I ripped it out of Beam¡¯s armour and launched it across the space between him and our foe, watching as the rusted metal crunched hard into his nose. More blood spurted free, but he was quick in grabbing it, then twisting his weapon around at Beam. My friend blocked, sliding back entire feet as his balance struggled against the combination of our enemy¡¯s strength and magic.
My air was too slow to do anything more as the bowman stepped forwards again, bar dropping down for Beam¡¯s head. And snapping as his ethereal weapon rose to meet it again.
For a moment, nothing happened. Everyone was too stunned, too surprised. Then everything exploded with motion at once. Argar¡¯s axe carved, Helena¡¯s spear skewered, and Beam¡¯s sword sliced. A triangle of crimson appeared on our enemy even as he turned to flee, ruined weapon spinning around behind him like a shuriken, keeping us at bay for precious moments.
I watched him disappear into the streets, dropping down to my knees and panting.
Chapter 89
Shango POV: Day 78
Current Wealth: 229 gold 37 silver 6 copper
Corvan did return, eventually, and when he did the old bastard looked quite surprised by what had happened. That was more or less what decided me on not waterboarding him for answers, it was hard to fake a reaction as sincere and authentic as his had seemed to be.
We were all huddled inside the mansion, having retreated to one of its numerous living rooms with Solitaire. All of his gear was stored there, as was his body. He¡¯d lost consciousness as soon as the fight was over, apparently having held himself awake purely to ensure the enemy was seen away, and Corvan got to work on him quickly. All of us stood back and watched the magus do his thing, nerves frayed at the sight.
Despite standing witness to the exact process more than once, I still managed to hold a grain of fear for it. Certain something would go wrong, cripplingly wrong, that Solitaire would be hurt beyond repair, or that we¡¯d have spent too much time waiting before he was healed. There was a snag, as it happened. Corvan wincing.
¡°Magic.¡± He grunted. ¡°This was done with magic, someone else¡¯s.¡±
I went cold. It was harder to heal an injury left with magic in Redacle, one of the ways we balanced healers, but Corvan persevered. He was finished soon enough, and Solitaire¡¯s breathing became more heavy and consistent.
¡°When will he wake up?¡± I asked, surprising myself with how dry my throat was. The nerves. I kept expecting to be over them, somehow, kept hoping I¡¯d one day have moved past fear, worry, panic. Kept proving myself wrong. It seemed I¡¯d never be too powerful for fear. Not while I was weak enough to be threatened.
¡°I should¡¯ve been there.¡± Beam breathed, and I glanced over to see his knuckles squeezed white against the seat of a chair. His face was tighter still.
¡°I should¡¯ve been holding a gun.¡± I replied. ¡°Solitiare should¡¯ve been in armour, Corvan should¡¯ve been fucking with us-¡± I glared at the magus as I said that, then continued ¡°- and in all, we should be stronger than we are already.¡±
I took a moment, eyed Beam.
[Appraisal]
- Modifiers: +3 Strength, +4 Speed, +3 Toughness, +4 Alertness
- Statistics: Strength 12, Speed 12, Dexterity 8, Stamina 9, Toughness 11, Alertness 12, Charisma 6, Intelligence 5
- Class abilities: Beloved II
- Current Experience Points: 86/460
Beam¡¯s powers were just as they¡¯d been for days now. We hadn¡¯t grown stronger at all since our attack on the orc fortress. We¡¯d gotten lazy, let ourselves stagnate, focused on money instead of the ultimate currency. The ability to kill a fucker before he killed us.
¡°We were sloppy.¡± I finished, realising even as I said it how similar I sounded to Solitaire.
A chair creaked, Argar¡¯s chair. They often did that when he sat in them, most furniture was simply not built with two hundred kilograms of ginger in mind. I turned my gaze to him to find the man looking, surprisingly, rather put-out himself.
It was then that the idea struck me.
¡°That tournament, it hasn¡¯t happened yet, right?¡±
Argar¡¯s eyes lit up quickly, and he shook his head. I nodded, beginning to pace as I thought.
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Winning that, progressing through it, would mean contests and fights. Difficult ones, against powerful enemies. The exact sort of thing that we tended to gain experience from, if our observations were correct. It seemed our most promising prospect.
¡°I say we enter.¡± I said at last. ¡°For a few reasons, the major one being it¡¯s a good way to make money fast, which we¡¯ll need to do to make a dent in the debts.¡±
Beam frowned.
¡°Debts?¡±
I resisted the urge to swear as I looked back at him.
¡°Yes, debts, we¡Uh, inherited a few with the marriage.¡±
It had been my big conundrum, whether to consult Solitaire and Beam before signing Phelia¡¯s contract or not. Ultimately I¡¯d decided against it purely because I was aware a certain Fucking Noble and the Dead Edge had us in their sights. Evidently, given how quick the attack came, I¡¯d been right to. We¡¯d probably all be dead before a second meeting if I hadn¡¯t agreed to Phelia¡¯s terms in the first.
I was fully prepared to tell Beam as much, but he didn¡¯t seem in the mood to even discuss it. That, I supposed, I couldn¡¯t really blame him for. I took my leave from the room soon after that, finding myself suddenly cramped inside it. Being close to Solitaire¡¯s slumbering form made it hard to think, and I had something else to attend, as well.
We¡¯d found Phelia inside her mansion, after the altercation. Sitting in a living room, drinking. Drinking a lot. She¡¯d already emptied half a bottle of wine by the time I stumbled into her room, and as I headed back for it I expected to see a lot more lying empty around her. But I didn¡¯t. As I stepped inside for the second time, I found her reading, sitting upright and forcing some veneer of calm.
She still trembled, fidgeted, moved in all the ways I¡¯d learned people did when adrenaline was filling them with lightning. But her composure had hardened rather than softened in the hour since I¡¯d seen her, and it didn¡¯t look like she¡¯d touched another drop of booze. Once more, I let myself appreciate the woman for a moment.
Then she noticed me, looking up questioningly.
¡°Husband?¡±
It felt strange to be called that, so strange that I took a moment mulling the word over before I let it properly register. Fuck.
Then I stepped over it and answered her.
¡°How are you doing, after the incident?¡±
I¡¯d expected some uncertainty, residual fear, trauma. What I hadn¡¯t been anticipating, though, was the immediate, incendiary anger.
¡°The incident.¡± She spat. ¡°That¡¯s what we¡¯re calling it, I suppose, when your brother uses his family members as shields?¡±
Her words gave me a moment¡¯s pause, and I used it to chew on them. Solitaire, obviously. I hadn¡¯t heard about that particular misdeed of his though.
¡°He¡Why did he do that?¡±
¡°Because he¡¯s mad?¡± She snapped. ¡°I really couldn¡¯t say, he¡¯s your brother.¡±
I considered my next words very carefully, and decided that this was not the subject I wanted to have a screaming match about. Not at a time like this, in any case.
¡°We can discuss this once I¡¯ve heard more specifics about the attack.¡± I replied, coolly. ¡°Until then¡How are you feeling?¡±
Phelia was far from happy, but no secondary rage came. I considered that a victory.
¡°Scared, obviously.¡± She replied, stiffly, and I saw a sudden flutter of shame in her eyes. ¡°I almost died. I was helpless to save myself, I¡I found that the limits of cleverness are exposed against the power of violence.¡±
It was so poetic, I almost didn¡¯t catch her trembling as she said it.
¡°You¡¯ve never been in a¡Situation like that before.¡± I noted. There was no guesswork involved, no speculation, I simply saw and knew, with no more conscious deliberation than was used to see two fingers held up and label them a pair. She nodded, her usual bullwhip humour absent. Devoid of the woman¡¯s sarcasm, I found her somehow smaller in my sights.
¡°I hadn¡¯t either, until recently.¡± I told her, and found myself almost surprised to realise it was the truth. ¡°You¡¯re probably trying to process things, to make sense of it all. You¡¯re probably not certain whether all the things you¡¯ve spent a lifetime learning still apply. You¡¯ve seen a new set of rules, and you¡¯re trying to figure out how to unsee them.¡±
She met my eyes, held my gaze. Then nodded. I sighed.
¡°Well, I don¡¯t think there¡¯s an easy way to help you do all of that. All I can say is that you¡¯ll figure it out eventually. I did.¡±
¡°And what did you figure out?¡± She asked me, suddenly. The intensity in her stare told me that this was more than just some petty challenge, she needed to know. Desperately. More than that, even, she was terrified of not knowing. It made me feel all the guiltier.
¡°I figured out that everything I¡¯d learned still applied, most of the time. But your life will be as violent as the most violent people in it, and gathering attention will guarantee that that¡¯ll be a very violent kind.¡± I paused, surprised by my own words even as they left my lips. Somehow, though, it all made sense. It all felt right. ¡°I learned that peace isn¡¯t something you choose for yourself, it¡¯s something you force onto others.¡±
Phelia didn¡¯t say anything, she just stared at me. The silence between us only lasted a few moments before interruption, the door flung open and I turned to see Helena standing and panting in its frame.
¡°Solitaire.¡± She breathed. ¡°He¡¯s awake!¡±
Chapter 90
Solitaire POV: Day 78
Current Wealth: 229 gold 37 silver 6 copper
I had to apologise to Argar shortly after waking up, even though his being thumbed in the eye was mostly his own fault. I mean, I¡¯d been asleep, unconscious, even! Not an hour removed from a deathmatch! Holding his face that close to me like that had just been asking for trouble. It hadn¡¯t even been on purpose, either, my arm had just done that.
Still, I said I was sorry, on account of what a kind, generous soul I was. And the fact that I didn¡¯t want to be used as a drumstick by the biggest ginger I¡¯d ever met.
¡°It¡¯s fine.¡± He grunted, still blinking and rubbing his watering eye as he said it. Evidently I¡¯d closed the physical gap a bit since our last fight, it was almost satisfying to see confirmation, though I was a bit preoccupied to dwell on it.
¡°Did we win?¡± I asked, memories of the fight swimming back before my eyes. Argar nodded.
¡°You¡¯re still alive aren¡¯t you? ¡®Course we won.¡±
¡°I mean, did they manage to destroy any of our equipment?¡±
He hesitated at that.
¡°A few bits and pieces, but not much, we fought them off well enough.¡±
A few bits and pieces. My blood boiled even at that much, those stupid fucking rats.
¡°Thanks for your help.¡± I told him, realising that it needed saying. One did not live long with bodyguards whom one failed to make friends with, history had taught me that much. Argar, though, didn¡¯t look particularly happy.
¡°Should¡¯ve done more.¡± He said, face dark. ¡°We were next to useless.¡±
I considered replying, but hesitated. Argar didn¡¯t look it, didn¡¯t seem it most times, but he was smart. Always thinking behind those beady eyes, slow, steady but deliberate. He wasn¡¯t the sort to eat up my typical bullshit.
¡°You did as much as you were capable of.¡± I replied, watching his face as I said it. ¡°Kept enemies tied up, fought well enough, I don¡¯t think anyone can blame you for not winning the entire fight for us.¡±
¡°I wasn¡¯t the one who ended up almost dying.¡± He scowled.
¡°Yeah, well, you were last time.¡± I sat up, with a grunt, and climbed off my¡Couch. I was lying on a couch, apparently, and that realisation led to more. I studied the room around me, the size, the pomp, and realised it was probably what the Velaharo Manor looked like on the inside. Ugh, I could smell the aristocracy. It had the scent of stolen relics, dead poor people and uncommonly numerous chromosomes.
Argar looked for a moment like he¡¯d say something more, but the opening door distracted both of us. I turned just as Shango stepped through it, his face plastered with worry, eyes wide.
¡°You¡¯re okay?¡± He asked, instantly. I forced a grin, knowing how much it would soothe him.
¡°Of course, they build us Liverpool boys different from the rest of you. How do you think we survived the seventies?¡±
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Shango didn¡¯t answer at all, he just hugged me. Well, he tried to, I assumed. It was more of a deduction really, given that he didn¡¯t manage to complete the motion. I saw him quickly stepping in with arms raised and all the old reflexes just took over, it was all I could do to shove his face back and send him stumbling rather than thumbing an eye out.
He glared at me, and I felt that old feeling. The stab of guilt, going in deep and twisting wide. I didn¡¯t meet his eyes.
¡°Sorry.¡± I said, pathetically. Shango remained silent, and after a few moments I was forced to look up by the sheer weight of awkwardness closing in around us.
There was a new look to him then, and I took a second to digest it. Shango smelled of fury, all of it directed my way¡But too strong to just stem from my shoving him.
¡°You used my wife as a human shield.¡± He growled, answering the newfound mystery in one, quick breath. I took a second to let his words sink in.
Really? That? He was annoyed by That? It was too ridiculous for words, but pointing that out would hardly mollify him.
¡°It was a heat of the moment thing.¡± I said, coolly. ¡°I realised why the bastards were there, what they intended to do, and I figured they¡¯d be hesitant to kill her compared to me. I was right, if I hadn¡¯t kept myself hidden behind her I¡¯d have gotten a crossbow bolt put through me long before you showed up. I¡¯d probably be dead now.¡±
¡°And so you decided to risk her to save your own skin?¡±
Yes, I had. Obviously.
I was the cleverest human who¡¯d ever lived, carrying the knowledge and ethics required to save this entire, steaming shit pile of a world. She was one of the tapeworms living in her society¡¯s gut. The choice between which of us needed to die, if it came to that, was clear.
Shango wasn¡¯t behaving like a man who¡¯d accept that sort of retort, though, so I tailored my words a bit more strategically.
¡°We were both already in danger.¡± I replied, calmly. ¡°As far as I could tell, she was in much less than me, which meant that the only way it could have been right to not shield myself with her is if you somehow think my life is simply worth less.¡±
He was not, in fact, molified. Rather, Shango got that look in his eye that only ever came when he thought I was being stupid.
¡°This isn¡¯t just a numbers game you fucking reptile, you don¡¯t just shield yourself with someone on our side. In our family, even, you should¡¯ve tried to get both of you to safety.¡±
I considered explaining the particulars of how difficult it would have been to get myself, let alone myself and Velaharo, behind cover in the time we¡¯d had. I considered, further, testing Shango to see just how much he valued this woman he¡¯d known for less than a week. But I stopped myself.
¡°I¡¯m not going to pretend to care about some fucking aristocrat.¡± I told Shango, meeting his eye. ¡°Not in the slightest. I hate her, I hate everything she stands for, even more than I hate the other monkeys inhabiting this world.¡±
I gave him a moment, letting it sink in. Only a moment though. Shango was brilliantly quick, less than a decisecond passed before understanding exploded across his face. I spoke up again just before he could let it give voice to an argument.
¡°But I realise that you, clearly, feel differently.¡± I finished. ¡°And I didn¡¯t before. I¡¯m sorry for that.¡±
Clearly the apology took him by surprise, which probably should¡¯ve made me introspect about what sort of person I was, but instead just made me pleased to know that the sheer novelty of it would add weight to my feigned concession.
It did.
¡°That¡¯s¡Big of you to say.¡± He noted, with the tone of a man being forced to say something he didn¡¯t want to. Well, that was Shango all over. Always forcing himself, instincts nice and chained up like a loyal hound. God, I was jealous of that sometimes. The sheer mastery he had over himself. If I had his mental stability- or if he had my raw mental prowess- the result would be¡Terrifying.
¡°I should hope so.¡± I replied. ¡°I think one of my nuts just ruptured in the process.¡±
I didn¡¯t smile, despite the joke, and I could see the balance of levity was well picked. Shango relaxed a hair, then spoke again.
¡°Solitaire, I don¡¯t like that you¡¯re only apologising because I care about her.¡±
I met his eyes.
¡°And I don¡¯t like that I¡¯m apologising at all.¡±
Shango held my gaze for a second, a dozen separate thoughts being born, reared then put down behind those hazel irises within the span of his consideration. Then he sighed.
¡°Just don¡¯t try to fucking kill my wife again.¡±
It was then, finally, that I flashed him a grin.
¡°Of course I won¡¯t, what do you take me for?¡± Shango didn¡¯t grin back, so I moved on quickly. ¡°Now then, who the fuck tried to kill me, and how stretchable is their urethra?¡±
Chapter 91
Beam POV: Day 80
Current Wealth: 279 gold 31 silver 16 copper
We found out quite soon after the attack that it wasn¡¯t just the outside of Velaharo Manor our enemies had struck. Ardin¡¯s shop had been hit, too.
Fortunately the blacksmith was alive, not being present during the time of the vandalism, but when he made his way to the mansion and told us, I could see the guy was shaken. A stab of guilt hit me as I saw his trembling features and heard him go over the state of his place, a livelihood smashed to bits all in one go.
¡°I don¡¯t know what I can do.¡± He croaked. ¡°I¡¯m¡I was that shop, that was my life, my work. Without it I¡¡±
I cut in while he was still mid-panic, desperate to make things right.
¡°You can work here.¡± I told him, drawing an astonished look from the man. ¡°Velaharo Manor has a smithy of their own, not quite as big as yours but we can expand it as we go, and it¡¯s a hell of a lot safer behind the walls of a noble¡¯s courtyard. Work from here.¡±
Ardin looked relieved, but only a bit.
¡°What will the rent be?¡± He asked, tentatively. I waved a hand.
¡°No, forget about that, you don¡¯t pay any rent. It¡¯s all on the house, just keep doing your thing, alright?¡±
There was some admiring, borderline venerating look in his eyes as he heard that that I turned away from, never quite enjoying such things as much as either of my friends. Once that conversation was done, though, things began moving on. We had a lot to do.
Solitaire and Shango had become obsessed with the tournament, and I couldn¡¯t exactly blame them. I¡¯d heard the reasoning, and agreed wholeheartedly that we needed more power, and soon. Even if it came at the cost of tipping our hand on how quickly we could grow stronger through levelling up.
Their disagreement came from a different matter, that of our attackers.
¡°Dead Edge.¡± Solitaire repeated, soon after waking. ¡°And Lord Byro. Those are the cunts after us?¡±
Shango nodded, cautiously.
¡°They are.¡± He confirmed. ¡°And you can¡¯t go running around for revenge just yet.¡±
Solitaire paused, eying him as if he¡¯d just drooled on himself. ¡°They tried to kill me.¡±
¡°They did.¡± Shango agreed. ¡°And they will try again, even harder, if you run over picking a fight with them.¡±
¡°I don¡¯t want to pick a fight with them.¡± Solitaire sighed. ¡°I want to find out who their leaders are, find out where they live, crawl in through their windows and do them while they¡¯re asleep. Nice and easy.¡±
¡°Which the rest of them will, of course, interpret as a completely reasonable and non-aggressive deed, that certainly won¡¯t escalate things and will definitely not bring any heightened level of retaliatory violence our way.¡± Shango sighed, looking suddenly exhausted. Solitaire hardly looked better. I could still remember my own magical treatment, the sensation of being hollowed out it left me with. Clearly that mental fatigue was lasting a while longer for him than me, perhaps my years of exhaustive training had left me used to such things. Perhaps Solitaire was just a bitch.
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¡°The tournament then.¡± Solitaire sighed, at last, clearly reluctant to make his concession, but making it anyway. Shango seemed relieved as he nodded.
¡°The tournament. It starts in a few days, which gives us plenty of time to prepare, if we work hard enough at least.¡±
We did work hard enough, or at least I had to hope we did, seeing it was Ardin and myself who did almost everything. The two of us hadn¡¯t taken long to get set up in the Velaharo¡¯s smithy, and barely longer to adjust to the downgrade in work station from the smith¡¯s own shop. If nothing else it was a good excuse to practise some new techniques, and give Corvan a hard time as he was forced to help us out with his magic.
It wasn¡¯t that we blamed him for being absent during the attack, more that we felt it was unfair he alone hadn¡¯t lost anything in it. Ardin¡¯s shop had been destroyed, Solitaire had gotten the crap kicked out of him, Argar and Helena fought for their lives and Shango was stuck sharing a bed with the angriest woman currently alive.
Anyway, Corvan proved as helpful this time as he¡¯d been before, and we made quick progress in mixing the metals and elements. Before long we had a few sheets readied, thick plates of our experimental steel cooled and worked, ready for use. Solitaire had them propped up alongside normal steel, and called on Argar for help in testing them.
¡°You want me to hit it.¡± He echoed, trying, and failing, not to seem pleased. Helena watched it all from one corner, trying, and failing, not to seem curious.
¡°As hard as you can.¡± I told Argar. ¡°The plate on the left, first, then the one on the right. And use that.¡± I nodded to the huge work hammer we¡¯d leaned against the far wall, its iron head bigger than even Argar¡¯s gargantuan fists. The thing weighed sixteen pounds, apparently, which made it heavy enough that most Redaclans were too small and weak to even wield it.
I had a feeling that Argar wouldn¡¯t find himself so limited, though.
¡°Must be my birthday.¡± He grinned, striding across the room and snatching the tool up into one giant hand with a single motion. It barely seemed to weigh anything, in his hands, and Argar showed no real strain in raising it up to rest across one shoulder.
¡°Better stand back.¡± The giant grunted. We did.
His first swing was like a hybrid mix between a landslide and an anti tank weapon, his mountainous muscles driving the metal head so violently against its target that I saw sparks explode out upon impact and drift down to the ground below. The point of contact wore a clear mark of his strength.
¡°Not bad!¡± I grinned, studying it. The steel was blemished with a big, broad dent. Easily a few inches at its widest, and buckled inwards deep enough that I thought it might well have driven ribs organ-deep, had it been equipped over a human torso as armour. Argar hefted the hammer in satisfaction, shrugging.
¡°Would¡¯ve done less if it¡¯d been on a person, moving back on impact.¡± He said, as if that made smashing steel almost in half any less impressive.
¡°Not bad.¡± Ardin noted, looking far from pleased. It was, after all, his own steel we¡¯d just watched a crater get planted in, and like so many good craftsmen he had more than a touch of his own ego wrapped into the fruits of his labours. ¡°Now what can you do to the new metal?¡±
Argar grinned again, and the hammer was moving in an instant.
There were no sparks, the second time. And that was the first thing I noticed. The second was how the sound didn¡¯t contain any screech or grind of metal, only a sharp rattle. Argar cursed, taking a step back, reeling with the hammer as it bounced from his target. I studied the point of impact with a grin quickly spreading across my features.
It had dented, just like the first sheet of metal, and it had dented noticeably. But there wasn¡¯t anything that could be called a crater. The metal had deformed perhaps one or two inches across, and was shallow enough at its deepest that I suspected my fingertip was thicker.
¡°Stronger.¡± Ardin noted, gifting the room with a rare smile as he said it. ¡°Much, much stronger.¡±
I just kept staring at the spot where the impact had occurred, grinning. It hadn¡¯t been an anti-armour weapon, of course, and I had no doubt that Argar would¡¯ve done a hell of a lot more if he¡¯d hit the stuff with a proper polearm, anything with a nice big spike to concentrate all the force behind really, but even so the difference in effect was proof of¡Something.
¡°We need to make more then.¡± I breathed, looking around the room. I got nothing but nods.
¡°We need to make more.¡± Ardin concurred.
Chapter 92
Shango POV: Day 80
Current Wealth: 279 gold 31 silver 16 copper
¡°What in the world is a proto-Fascist?¡±
It was the first sentence I heard, entering the library, and I heard it in Phelia¡¯s voice. Her aristocratic accent practically colonised every syllable as it left her lips, marching them towards Solitaire¡¯s ears like poor people into German machine guns. Solitaire looked about as pleased as I might have expected.
¡°Sorry.¡± He replied, sounding about as sorry as he ever did. ¡°I forgot you were a mud person. A proto-Fascist is what we civilised humans call you, aristocrats, nobles, authoritarians. The people who, in a few centuries, will lay out the framework necessary for a generation of mindless egotists to become rich by torturing children and polluting the air.¡±
Her eyes narrowed, but Solitaire was far from finished.
¡°You know, the funny thing is, you and I are actually quite alike. Or your ancestors and I, at least.¡±
Phelia scoffed.
¡°I highly doubt that.¡±
¡°No, no,¡± Solitaire grinned, ¡°It¡¯s true, really. I¡¯m a violent, selfish megalomaniac, just like all the idiot warlords who made themselves the first aristocrats by killing everyone that argued. If I¡¯d arrived here a few centuries ago, it¡¯d probably be my descendent sitting on the throne right now.¡±
¡°What¡¯s this about?¡± I asked, before Phelia could say something Pheliaish, and run the risk of causing my brother to do something Solitaireish. ¡°The two of you are arguing, what about?¡±
¡°Your brother wants to turn my house into a death trap.¡± My wife- fuck, I had a wife- replied instantly, glaring at Solitaire as she said it. Solitaire for his part just shrugged, seeming entirely unbothered.
¡°A death trap for anyone who tries to sneak in and kill us, yeah, there¡¯s a lot of ground to cover but I reckon we can set up plenty of traps.¡±
I took a second to process that, and then I replied. Very, very delicately. Solitaire was not exactly a patient man, but somehow, remarkably, when the topic moved on to curtailing his paranoia¡He became even less so. It had taken me almost a week of reasoning, screaming, begging and threatening to finally make him agree not to boobytrap our shared house back on earth. Now that people who existed outside of his neurotic fucking head were trying to kill us, I wasn¡¯t sure even I¡¯d be capable of persuading him otherwise.
¡°Solitaire, I understand-¡± I began.
¡°Don¡¯t tell me you understand what it¡¯s like to constantly think everyone wants to murder you.¡± He cut in, sharply, glaring. ¡°Don¡¯t.¡±
I paused, swallowed my irritation, nodded. He had a point.
¡°I can appreciate what you¡¯re thinking, and that our current situation is somewhat different from the ones we¡¯ve had these conversations in before-¡±
¡°-He¡¯s tried to do this before knowing a huge gang was after him?¡± Phelia asked, aghast. I sensed there would be no positive outcome of discussing that with her, so I tactically ignored it.
¡°-But you really need to try and reign in your¡Instincts.¡±
Solitaire took an uncharacteristic moment before replying to me, then did so. In the same way artillery batteries tended to reply to things.
¡°It is not fucking instinct, Shango, to take precautions for when people attempt to kill you. Pre. Cautions. Acting to stop something before it begins, utilising knowledge and intellectual reasoning. That¡¯s about as instinctive as physics.¡±
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A migraine was starting to prick at my brain. It really was fascinating, sometimes, how Solitaire¡¯s mind worked. Or, in this case, how it didn¡¯t work. If he¡¯d been anyone else, not racked by his ridiculous suspicion and borderline schizophrenic delusion, he might¡¯ve changed the world.
He would change this world, regardless. In this world an average earthling was an adult among children. A genius? That was something else entirely. Something barely even human. And now I was watching one¡¯s own mind threaten to tear him apart. I steeled myself, and thought back to all those times I¡¯d been panicking here, and had Solitaire there to help talk me through my worries. He was a rational man, a brilliant man, he understood, eventually, when his mind was mangling his thoughts. I just needed to make him understand sooner rather than later.
¡°What could you be doing instead of this to keep us safe?¡± I asked, ¡°How could you be advancing our influence, our technology, if you dedicated your time to that rather than bombing the house?¡±
Solitaire shot back instantly. Most times I found his cognitive nimbleness refreshing, today it was just exhausting. Arguments were far easier when I had an ice age between each of my opponent¡¯s thoughts.
¡°Not a lot.¡± He replied, confidently. ¡°This is something I can do in my spare time, we¡¯ve not been selling as much black powder recently, either, so I¡¯d just be using spare materials for a lot of the traps. It¡¯d also give me the chance to map the house out and get a good list of rooms and their potential uses, as well as study it for anything else we might turn to our advantage.¡±
Phelia piped up before I could. Rare, that. Finding a person who could beat me to a sentence. Rare, and a bit exciting.
¡°You are not salvaging my fucking house.¡± She growled. Solitaire looked like he was on the verge of growling back, so I cut in.
¡°Alright.¡± I said. ¡°Tell you what, Solitaire, you head to the stadium and begin the tournament preparations. Sign us up, as many as you can manage, I¡¯ll discuss this with Phelia and see if we can¡Come to an arrangement.¡±
Both of them glared at me, clearly not happy, and Solitaire stormed out angrily enough to make me wonder why I even bothered with the fucking compromise in the first place. Phelia spoke when he was gone.
¡°A lot of families have people like your brother.¡± She noted, eying me sidelong. ¡°Mad dogs. Best to get rid of them early, before-¡±
¡°Talk to me about getting rid of my brother again and you¡¯ll fucking regret it.¡± I said, coldly. So coldly I almost surprised myself. She froze at the response, paused, then nodded slowly. Deferently.
¡°Of course, Husband, I apologise.¡± Phelia said. Her voice was a little quieter, but her words were sincere, as far as I could tell. There wasn¡¯t a hint of resentment, and that made me feel worse.
¡°I shouldn¡¯t speak to you like that, I¡¯m sorry.¡± I sighed, turning around so I didn¡¯t have to see the expression she was wearing. Phelia¡¯s voice made it vivid enough in my head, regardless.
¡°I am your wife, I shouldn¡¯t have spoken to you so¡Defiantly, I apologise.¡±
It was surreal to hear. Most modern women would be dripping with sarcasm as they said such a thing, but Phelia wasn¡¯t modern. Her tone was entirely sincere, and it actually sent a chill down my spine to realise it. I cleared my throat, suddenly awkward and¡Sobered.
¡°Was there anything else?¡± I asked, more to move the conversation along than anything, but as I turned, I saw Phelia with a considering look across her features.
¡°There is one thing.¡± She replied, delicately. ¡°I¡Haven¡¯t brought it up yet, as I assumed you would be the first to, but¡There is the matter of children.¡±
I forced my mix of surprise, horror and reluctance not to show all at once. Keeping myself calm, leaving my face paralysed into stoicism through a careful measured application of will. It helped that Phelia¡¯s request wasn¡¯t exactly unexpected, I¡¯d gone into our marriage fully aware what Redaclen women were like, and more particularly what society expected of them. Particularly the nobles. Raised to essentially be a breeding machine, it was no surprise she was asking what she was.
¡°I¡¯d rather not have any just yet,¡± I said, deciding to buy time rather than deny her outright. Now of all points, it wouldn¡¯t be ideal to give her any cause to turn against us. But Phelia was, of course, fucking smart, and I didn¡¯t see her buying the deflection.
¡°I¡¯ve waited days.¡± She replied. ¡°I¡¯ve been patient, but we¡¯ve yet to even consummate our marriage, and we have duties, you understand. I¡¯m not certain what you know of the proper way of things given your station but we¡¯ve already delayed more than is normal, and far more than is necessary. It¡¯s a compromise on my part already that we¡¯re only talking about this now.¡±
Fuck, I needed more time. I needed time to think, to misdirect, to reroute her. Was it a coincidence she¡¯d broached the topic while I was so distracted? I found it hard to believe so. But that could work against her, too.
¡°There¡¯s so much going on at the moment.¡± I replied, ¡°Can we not talk about this some time more convenient? After we¡¯ve dealt with the Dead Edge?¡±
¡°That could be weeks.¡± She replied, testily. ¡°Months.¡±
I eyed her, and Phelia sighed.
¡°I¡¯ll wait another week, after that we¡¯re discussing this.¡±
Just fucking perfect.
Chapter 93
Solitaire POV: Day 80
Current Wealth: 279 gold 31 silver 16 copper
I was exposed, out in the open, vulnerable and unguarded. They were all looking at me, staring, plotting. I knew it. I could smell it, bastards, all of them. Rats and killers, little rotting pieces of shit with brains and teeth and knives and hatred. I wanted to kill all of them, I wanted to build some nice, big fucking bomb, set it off and finally get myself some peace. Watch the skin boil off them, the bones smash into dust, the air finally fall still and quiet Just me, on my own, nothing to worry about, nobody to watch my back around. An endless party where the only one invited is the only person I knew wouldn¡¯t try to do me.
Except I wasn¡¯t the only person I knew that about, there was also Shango and Beam. I sighed. One day I¡¯d be able to go through with killing everybody. One day.
Seen without the veil of neurosis I¡¯d been wrapped in since setting foot outside the Velaharo Manor, the outside wasn¡¯t all that scary. Within reason. It helped of course that I had two notable figures with me, one towering, plate-clad Helena, of course, but more importantly Corvan. The magus had been rather grumpy to get dragged out and forced to bodyguard me while I moved towards the arena, but I considered that more of a bonus than anything.
¡°You¡¯re being paranoid.¡± He whined, nasally. ¡°They won¡¯t send another attack so quickly, they¡¯ll still be reeling from the first failure.¡±
¡°I¡¯m being cautious.¡± I replied, deciding to keep it to myself, for now, that attempting to convince a person they were paranoid is just how a double-agent would go about orchestrating their death. It seemed awfully convenient to me that Corvan had been absent during the attack. Literally awfully, it was fucking awful how convenient it was, practically left me gibbering with worry and expecting the bastard to jump out from behind every corner trying to fireball me.
The timing, though, just didn¡¯t line up. Corvan hadn¡¯t been out of our sight in any real capacity since we beat the shit out of and recruited him like a Pokemon, he¡¯d have had no chance to organise any sort of betrayal after that. If he was working with the Dead Edge and that Lord Byror, he¡¯d have been working with them already when he came for us himself. And if that had been the case, he¡¯d have come with help. Corvan and the crossbowman alone, I thought, would¡¯ve had better than even odds of killing all of us the other day. Not a chance they¡¯d failed to cooperate given how much of a reputation for killing ability we¡¯d built.
¡°You alright, sir?¡± Helena asked, snapping me out of my thoughts and whipping my head around to her with the question.
¡°Of course.¡± I replied. ¡°Why?¡±
Behind her metal visor, I couldn¡¯t see any trace of facial expression, and the reverberations of words through steel distorted her tone a shade. Even so, I could sense the sardonicism in her answer.
¡°Because you had that look on again. The one you had when you set off that trap in Rinchester, and we all had to pretend not to notice your cock pressing against your clothes.¡±
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Silly me, I must¡¯ve forgotten to keep my face guarded. That¡¯d teach me for not being properly diligent when thinking about Them.
Our walk was long, which served well to prolong my itching anticipation of violence, and raise Corvan¡¯s whining to a new height as the magus began to complain about aching knees and a poor back. I ignored both as best I could, just concentrating on the act of putting one foot ahead of the other, right up until I came to the arena.
It was a big thing, as one might have expected. But only relative to the other structures of this world. Ten of it might¡¯ve fit inside an Olympic stadium back at home, and though the architecture was made of far more stone and metal than was normal, it didn¡¯t reach all that high into the air. Ten stories, maybe as few as eight.
¡°Huge.¡± Helena noted, as if we might¡¯ve missed the fact. Corvan seemed less impressed, but not by as much as I would¡¯ve hoped.
¡°Magic.¡± He grunted, nodding towards it. ¡°Built with magic, I¡¯d bet, probably tempered the supports with it.¡±
It was a funny thing to be so sure of. Back home, we wouldn¡¯t have blinked twice at a building that size, even one three or four times it. But back home we¡¯d had innovations like¡
Rebar. Just bits of steel, run through stone. Instant multiplier of its strength and supportive power, and about as simple as anything. That¡¯d be worth mentioning later, but later.
¡°Come on.¡± I grunted. ¡°I¡¯d rather leave the window for murdering us as small as can be managed, eh?¡±
Corvan and Helena didn¡¯t say a word, which was annoying. I was suddenly nervous, suddenly feeling exposed and open all over again, as if a great big eye was perched atop the stadium and glaring down at me. I could¡¯ve used something to distract me from the sensation of my neurons eating each other.
We got inside fast, recognised before we were even at the door and ushered past it by some poor sod who looked worried I¡¯d gut him for taking too long. Made me wonder about the sort of people who typically signed up for this event, until I remembered it was people who¡¯d gained a lot of experience hitting each other with bits of sharp metal.
Inside the place was musky, dank. It smelled of sweat not yet broken and blood still waiting to be spilled, almost exciting. We made our way through to the main desk, where a tiny bespectacled man sat. I¡¯d not have made anything of his glasses, usually, but they were a rare thing in this world. Not many could afford them in Redacle, even with magic to help the shaping of glass into focal lenses. Which meant he was probably high in the event¡¯s pecking order.
¡°Names of applicants.¡± He said, lazily. ¡°Heights, weights, chosen events.¡±
I told him, signing up myself, Beam, Argar, Helena and Shango to fight in the melees. There was another event, too, some sort of magic-duelling type deal, but Corvan vehemently refused to be added into it.
¡°Only a fool lets the world see what he can do in a fight.¡± He spat. ¡°If you¡¯d known what I was capable of, that weapon of yours would¡¯ve killed me in my sleep.¡±
He had a point there, I had to admit, information was a weapon like no other. Reluctantly, I opted not to record his name. We continued the business until a new detail came up, one that gave me pause.
¡°You are aware, sir, that you bear sole responsibility over the injuries gained during this contest, and must have them healed out of your own pocket?¡±
I had not been, and it fucking changed things. If I wanted to attack someone under the protection of a noble, what would I do? Well, that depended very much on the circumstances. If one of those circumstances was an event where crippling them was as easy as signing up to swing a sword at them.
It was live weapons, real weapons, and automatic loss by forfeiture. If ever there was a time¡
But we needed the experience, we needed the power. I had to pick between vulnerability now and vulnerability later.
No, I decided, I didn¡¯t. If I didn¡¯t sign up now, Shango or someone else would anyway. Reluctantly, I steeled myself.
¡°We understand.¡± I replied.