Sixth Month of 298 AC
The night wind howled through the Lonely Hills, cold as a witch''s teat and just as merciless. Berrin shivered, his thin arms wrapped tight ''round his knees as he huddled close to the pitiful fire. The flames danced weakly, castin'' more shadows than light, and Berrin fancied he could see monsters lurkin'' in the darkness.
Mam always said there was no such fing as monsters, hethought, but that was before. Before the rough men with their cruel laughs and crueler hands had snatched him from the woods.
Before he''d learned what real monsters looked like.
The camp was nestled in a hollow between two great slabs of stone, hidden from prying eyes by scraggly bushes and stunted trees. Not that anyone was lookin'' for hem, Berrin reckoned. Not out here in the middle of bloody nowhere.
He glanced at the other prisoners, six of hem all told, both grown and young. They was all huddled together like a litter of pups, shakin'' and whimperin'' soft-like. Berrin wanted to cry too, but he''d run out of tears days ago. Now his cheeks just felt stiff and sore, like he''d been slapped.
Shouldn''t ''ave run off, he thought again and again. Should''ve stayed in the village like Da always said. But he''d never been one for listenin'', always runnin'' off to explore the woods and pretend he was a knight or a wildlin'' or summat.
And now look where it''d got ''im.
The bandits was gathered ''round the fire, grumblin'' and laughin'' amongst themselves. Their words drifted over to Berrin, sendin'' shivers down his spine that ''ad nuffin'' to do with the cold.
"Tyroshi''ll pay ''andsomely for this lot," one of hem was sayin'', a big brute with a scar across his nose. "Specially the young''uns."
Another man, thin as a rake with yellowed teeth, cackled. "Aye, and we damn near robbed that village blind ''fore we took the brats, too. Good ''aul all ''round, I''d say."
Berrin''s stomach twisted. Slavers, they''d called themselves. He didn''t rightly know what that meant, but he knew it was bad. Worse than bad. The kind of bad that Nan used to whisper about to scare the little''uns.
They''re gonna sell us, he thought, the idea makin'' ''im feel sick and scared all at once. Like we was sheep or summat. Da''ll never find me now.
The thought of his Da made Berrin''s chest ache somethin'' fierce. He could almost hear his voice, gruff but kind, tellin'' ''im to be brave. But Berrin didn''t feel brave. He felt small and scared and more alone than he''d ever been in his life.
One of the bandits, a great big fella with arms like tree trunks, was sharpening his sword. The sound of stone on steel made Berrin flinch, rememberin'' how they threatened to use those sorts on anyone who tried to run.
"We''ll head south come dawn," the scarred man was sayin''. "Toward the Weepin'' Water. Ship''ll be waitin'' for us there by time we hit the shore."
Berrin''s heart sank. He''d heard tell of the Weepin'' Water, but it was far away. Farther than he''d ever been from home. If they get us on a ship, that''s it, he thought. We''ll be gone for good.
He looked ''round desperate-like, his hands tremblin''. But the bandits wasn''t even looking at him. To them, he was just another bit of cargo, no different from the sacks of grain they''d stolen.
Suddenly, there was a sound.
Soft-like, barely there over the cracklin'' of the fire. A sort of swish, like when Mam used to sweep the floor. Berrin blinked, wonderin'' if he''d imagined it.
The big man with the sword went all stiff-like. His eyes got real wide for a moment, then he just... fell forward. There was blood, so much blood, pourin'' from his throat and soaking'' into the dirt.
Berrin''s breath caught in his chest. What''s ''appenin''? hethought, his heart beating faster than a rabbit''s. But none of the other bandits seemed to notice. They just kept on talking and laughing like nuffin'' had happened.
Then another one, the skinny fella with the yellow teeth, jerked backward real sudden-like. There was a knife sticking out of his chest, right where his heart should be. His mouth opened like he was gonna scream, but no sound came out.
He just... fell over, scattering coins everywhere.
Berrin couldn''t move.
He couldn''t even blink. His eyes darted ''round, tryin'' to make sense of what was happenin''. But the other prisoners wasn''t payin'' no mind, just starin'' at the fire or off into space.
There was another one, up on a big rock keepin'' watch. Berrin saw ''im go all stiff, then topple right over the edge. There was another knife in his throat, and he made this awful sound as he fell.
"Urk-!"
Berrin couldn''t breathe. His heart was beatin'' so fast he thought it might burst right out of his chest.
All ''round ''im, the world had gone mad.
One moment, the camp had been quiet-like, just the usual grumblin'' of the bandits and the soft whimperin'' of the other prisoners. Then, faster than Berrin could blink, everything changed.
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It started with them knives, flyin'' out of nowhere and findin'' their mark every time. Berrin watched, his eyes wide as saucers, as five of the bandits fell. They didn''t even make a sound, just toppled over like puppets with their strings cut.
The rest of the camp started to wake up then. Berrin could see the fear spreadin'' through the bandits like a sickness. They was supposed to be the scary ones, but now they looked as frightened as he felt.
Garen the Gaoler, the meanest of the lot, jumped to his feet. Berrin flinched, rememberin'' how the man had shoved his ugly face right up close, breath stinkin'' worse than the village midden as he threatened to cut out Berrin''s tongue if he didn''t stop cryin''.
But now Garen looked scared too. He drew his sword, his head whippin'' back and forth as he tried to spot the danger. "Oi, keep yer eyes open," he hissed. "Someone''s here."
Another bandit, a skinny fella with a nervous twitch, muttered, "This ain''t right..." His words was barely out of his mouth when another knife came flyin'' out of the dark.
It hit the twitchy man right in the neck, and Berrin watched in horror as he fell into the fire. The flames leapt up, sendin'' sparks flyin'' into the air like angry fireflies as the man burned in silence.
That did it.
The rest of the bandits finally sprung into action, drawin'' their weapons and lookin'' ''round wild-like. One of them shouted into the darkness, "Show yerself, ye coward!"
Berrin huddled closer to the ground, tryin'' to make himself as small as possible. He''d never seen the bandits scared before, and that frightened him more than anythin''. If these big, mean men was afraid, what chance did a little boy like him have?
One of the bandits, a big fella with arms like tree trunks, suddenly turned tail and ran. Berrin watched ''im sprint towards the woods, his breath comin'' out in big white puffs in the cold air. "I''m gettin'' outta here!" he yelled.
But he didn''t get far. Somethin'' came flyin'' through the air, too fast for Berrin to see proper. It smacked into the back of the running man''s head with a sound like a melon splittin'' open and thudded to the ground, the thing a rock the size of his the bandit''s head at least.
The man fell face-first into the dirt, his body twitchin'' somethin'' awful. Berrin felt his stomach turn as he saw the blood pourin'' from the man''s smashed head.
Everything went quiet then, so quiet Berrin could hear his own heart poundin'' in his ears. The air felt thick, like it did just before a big storm.
Then, like magic, someone stepped out of the shadows. Berrin couldn''t help but let out a little gasp when he saw ''im.
It was a young man, not much more than a boy really, but he looked like somethin'' straight out of his nan''s stories. His hair was a bright yellow, shinin'' in the firelight like it was made of real gold. His eyes was as blue as the summer sky, the kind Berrin hadn''t seen since before the bandits took ''im.
The stranger was dressed all fancy-like, in a green shirt with a shiny silver buckle at his waist. He had yellow bands ''round his wrists that gleamed in the firelight that Berrin realized had to be real gold. But what really caught Berrin''s eye was the sword on his back.
It was white as new-fallen snow, and it seemed to glow with a light of its own. Berrin had never seen anythin'' so beautiful in all his life.
The stranger moved like he was dancin'', all smooth and quiet-like. His eyes swept over the camp, lookin'' at the shakin'' prisoners and the few bandits left standin''. Then he smiled, just a little bit, and said, "I''m looking for a Berrin."
Berrin felt like his heart had stopped. Me? he thought. he''s lookin'' for me? his legs felt wobbly as he stood up, comin'' out from behind the other prisoners. he tried to speak, but his voice came out all shaky and quiet. "M-M-Me?"
The stranger looked right at him then, and his smile got bigger and warmer. It made Berrin think of ''ome, of sittin'' by the fire with his mam and da. "Your dad sent me, he wants you home," the stranger said.
Berrin felt a rush of hope so strong it made ''im dizzy. Da''s lookin'' for me? he ain''t forgotten me?
But before he could say anythin'', Garen stepped forward. The big man was shakin'' like a leaf, but he had his big sword out and pointed at the stranger with two hands. "''Oi, the ''ell you fink you are?" he growled.
The stranger didn''t look scared at all. He just kept smilin'' that warm, unbothered smile. "I''m a hero," he said, like it was the most normal thing in the world.
Berrin gasped.
A hero? A real one, like in the stories? He couldn''t believe it.
But as he watched, the stranger pulled out that pretty white sword and pointed it right at Garen.
"And as a hero," he said, "I gotta do my job."
II-1: The Beginnings End I
Greg''s boots crunched in the snow-covered underbrush of the Lonely Hills as he rushed forward to meet the bandits, the cool night air filling his lungs. He could''ve enhanced his sword''s sharpness, made it slice through their weapons like a lightsaber ¡ª weapons, bone, flesh, all at once really ¡ª but that trick was a drain he couldn''t afford with multiple people on his head.
Plus, he mused, a little swordplay made for good practice.
The bandits, clearly not used to their prey fighting back, circled him with a mix of shock and anger on their rough, dirty faces. The huge guy with the greatsword looked super pissed, like he obviously wanted to split Greg in half. On either side were two of his bandit buddies¡ªone with a bastard sword and the other with a quick little smallsword, both ready to get a piece of him ¡ª while two others hung back by the treeline.
Greg braced himself, feeling the barely noticeable weight of his own sword in hand, ready to meet their advance head-on. His heart pounded in his chest, adrenaline surging through his veins. Let''s get some practice in, he thought, a grim smile tugging at the corners of his mouth.
"Look ''ere, boys!" the big guy with the greatsword bellowed, his voice rough as gravel, a mouth full of black, rotting teeth. "This wee lad finks ''e can take us all on!"
Greg''s eyes narrowed. Wee lad? Seriously? "Hey," he shot back, "your penis is small."
The brute roared and swung downward in a move that could have cleaved Greg in half¡ had it landed. Hit a nerve! Greg''s response was immediate, stepping back with a swift pivot that turned a lethal strike into a harmless miss. His boots skidded slightly on the snow-covered rocky ground.
As the greatsword gouged the dirt, the bandit with the bastard sword jabbed at Greg''s open side. Simultaneously, the smallsword wielder lunged from the right, blades hissing through the air.
Greg twisted away, feeling the wind of both blades missing him by inches. He stabbed back with his own sword, forcing the two bandits to jump away.
"I''ll gut ye like a fish, boy!" the bastard sword guy yelped, barely avoiding the counterstrike.
"Ye can''t dodge forever!" the smallsword wielder hissed.
The blond in green parried a thrust from the smallsword, his blade clashing against the metal and sending sparks flying. He used the momentum to block a swing from the bastard sword, the impact juddering up his arm.
"You know I killed all your guys, right?" Greg taunted, his blood pumping. "Like I''ve only ever done the knife thing on trees. It works on people, too!"
The three bandits circled him, their movements growing more coordinated. As the bastard sword swung toward his midsection, the smallsword darted in from the side
Greg twisted out of the path with a practiced backstep he couldn''t have pulled off a few months ago, smirking as the bastard sword stumbled. The third bandit, nimble with his smallsword, shot in like a striking snake again, attempting to exploit Greg''s momentary distraction. He shoved the smallsword wielder back with a hard elbow, only to have to immediately duck a whistling slash from the greatsword.
"Not so cocky now, are ye?" the big man growled.
Greg parried the slash with the flat of his blade, metal ringing sharply. He ducked under, the greatsword slash going wild. "Actually," Greg grunted, "I''m not cocky at all. I just hate you." He wasn''t even joking, he really did hate people like this.
Something in him just couldn''t see them as human and he didn''t really care much about pushing that down as he slashed forward, a slight smile on his face.
Each move was a calculated risk, a test of the skills he''d picked up recently. Every breath was measured against the tornado of blades around him. His heart raced, adrenaline surging, but his head was clear.
Sharper than ever.
This was the training he couldn''t get from simple drills in the woods.
The rocky outcroppings of the Lonely Hills loomed around them, casting long shadows in the moonlight. Snow crunched underfoot, and the clash of steel echoed off the stone faces.
The bandits pressed their attack, blades flashing from all angles. Greg parried and dodged, his sword a blur of motion. He caught the smallsword with the flat of his blade and redirected it into the path of the bastard sword, the two bandits nearly striking each other.
"Watch it, ye idiot!" the bastard sword wielder snapped.
"T''ain''t me fault, Dom!"
The bandits, however, didn''t seem appreciative of being used as practice dummies. The smallsword wielder, frustrated, tried to sneak in a low strike, but Greg caught the movement from the corner of his eye and blocked it with an ease that he doubted any one with his level of practice should have.
"Stand still, ye little shit!" the man spat, his face contorted with rage.
Greg couldn''t help but smirk, despite it all. "Yeah, no. I think I''ll pass."
Feeling a familiar prickle of intuition, Greg ducked under another heavy swing from the greatsword, feeling its wind rip through his hair. He rolled to the side, his hands gripping the damp earth as he narrowly avoided a stabbing motion from the bastard sword. Snow crunched beneath him, the cold barely seeping through his enchanted green clothes.
Greg bounded to his feet and lunged, abandoning defense for a brutal offense. Less about strength, more about precision.
The other man, overconfident and slower, didn''t anticipate the change in target. His sword sank into the bandit''s forearm with a sickening, meaty crunch before he yanked it free, trailing ribbons of blood.
The bandit howled in pain, dropping his weapon and clutching the stump of his arm as blood spurted wildly, staining the white snow crimson. The scream that filled the Lonely Hills was bloodcurdling, and Greg winced at the sound, irritated. Geez, drama queen much? he thought, before immediately feeling guilty for the callous thought.
"Sorry about that," he muttered with only a hint of sarcasm. If it were anyone else, he would have meant it. Even here, he almost did, even if he only felt bad for how he didn''t feel bad.
He just couldn''t find it in him to care about guys like this. "Really."
The remaining two bandits hesitated, shock evident on their faces as their comrade writhed on the ground.
Greg lazily kicked the writhing man away, his boot squelching in the blood-soaked snow. He turned to face the remaining two as the fallen bandit''s screams echoed off the trees, bouncing between the rocky outcroppings. The sound sent a chill down his spine that had nothing to do with the cold.
Three left.
Now it was just him against the greatsword and the smallsword. The latter''s wielder looked hesitant now, his eyes darting to his disabled companion. The man''s face was pale, a sheen of sweat visible even in the dim light.
"Ye''ve gone and done it now, boy," the smallsword wielder growled, his voice shaky. "We was just gonna rob ye, but now... now we''s gonna make ye suffer."
Greg wrinkled his nose, unable to keep a straight face with that blatant lie. "...what?" He snorted at that. "This is not the first of your guys I killed."
The greatsword snarled, spittle flying from his lips. "I''ll cleave ye in two, I will!"
"Ye''ll try," Greg retorted with a cocky grin. God, I love this accent. I sound like Braveheart.
Before he could make another move, Greg''s intuition whispered again. He ducked, feeling the whoosh of air as a blade grazed where his head had been seconds before. The smallsword wielder slid past, his blade scraping against a nearby tree and showering Greg with bark and splinters.
"Stay still, ye little rat!" the big man roared, slashing his own sword down and embedding his own blade in that same tree with an even angrier yell.
Greg''s senses heightened, the metallic scent of adrenaline and fear mingling in the air with the coppery smell of spilled blood. He launched a rapid series of attacks, his blade flashing in the dimming light. The smallsword bandit parried frantically, the sound of clashing steel a constant echo in the cool evening air.
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"What in th'' seven hells are ye?" the smallsword wielder gasped between parries.
Greg grinned, a manic edge to his voice as he replied, "Just your friendly neighborhood Witcher! Wait, is that this universe? Let''s go with... hero?" His grin widened. "Yeah, I fight evil. That works."
He was learning the rhythm of real combat, a far cry from the neat forms and drills he''d practiced. This was raw, chaotic, primal. But there was a strange exhilaration to it, a fierce joy in the strain of his muscles and the hammering of his heart, as he danced between both men, snow crunching under his feet, his breath coming out in sharp, visible puffs.
The greatsword arced down and Greg barely twisted aside in time, feeling the heavy blade score a line of icy pain across his bicep. He hissed through clenched teeth, but the wound was already knitting itself closed, flesh and skin sealing as if by magic. Gotta love that healing factor.
Granted, it only seemed to work faster after he killed some bad guy, but Greg figured that was just his HP recovery mechanic or something. He didn''t really wanna think about it too much.
Greg spun away, putting some distance between himself and the greatsword, and nearly impaled himself on the smallsword as the bandit lunged, lips peeled back in a feral grin.
"Thought ye could forget about me, eh?" the man sneered. "I''ll be takin'' yer guts for garters, boy!"
"Dude, gross," Greg grimaced, batting the sword away. "Seriously, what''s with you guys and guts? Is it a fetish or some--oh shit!"
The smallsword managed a quick stab that sliced at Greg''s arm, nicking just above his wrist. The sharp pain was immediate, but so was the healing¡ªGreg felt the wound stitch itself closed almost as quickly as it had opened, a warm rush flooding through him as his adrenaline spiked with frustration. Okay¡ stop fucking around.
Greg spun, his sword flashing out in a wide arc, aiming to keep both the smaller sword and the greatsword at bay. His blade connected with the smallsword again, forcing the wielder back a few paces. The clash of steel rang out, echoing off the rocky hills around them.
"Ye can''t keep this up, boy," the big man taunted, his greatsword whistling through the air.
He dropped into a roll as the greatsword whistled over his head, coming up in a crouch. The big man roared in frustration, spittle flying from his mouth as he charged again blindly like an enraged bull. Ole!
Greg waited until the last second, then pivoted sharply, letting the brute''s momentum carry him past. He hammered the pommel of his sword into the bandit''s kidney as he went by, eliciting a bellow of agony.
"Oh I''m sorry, did that hurt?" Greg mocked. Shit, I sound like a villain. Quick, say something heroic! "Uh... crime doesn''t pay!"
Nailed it.
Greg parried another thrust from the greatsword then slid past a stab from the smallsword wielder, only to spin around to deliver a hard kick to the second man''s knee. As the bandit stumbled, Greg swept his blade in a wide arc, aiming to incapacitate rather than kill. His sword slashed across the back of the bandit''s legs, hamstringing him with a spray of blood. The man screamed and crumpled, his blade tumbling from suddenly nerveless fingers.
"Me leg! Ye bloody bastard, ye''ve taken me leg!" the man howled, his face contorted in agony.
"Technically, I just sliced it. It''s still attached. Mostly," Greg quipped. Man, when did I get so... cold?
"Yield, ye bastard!" the bandit sobbed, clutching at his ruined legs. "I yield!"
Greg ignored him, whirling to search for the big man-- just in time to catch a greatsword to the chest. His own blade flickered up, catching the heavy steel in a shower of sparks, but the force still slammed him back a step, driving the air from his lungs. Shit, that''s gonna bruise!
"I''ll ''ave yer ''ead on a spike," the brute growled, baring his teeth. "An'' fuck yer corpse for the crows!"
"Okay wow, you have some serious issues," Greg panted, an eyebrow raised. I swear, one more threat involving my entrails and I''m going full Vlad the Impaler on these assholes.
Steel clashed against steel, breaths mingling in the frigid air as they strained against each other. Greg''s arms trembled as he tried to hold the guy off, slowly giving ground before the bandit''s brute strength. Crapcrapcrapc--
With a burst of desperate strength, Greg shoved the sword away and darted back, barely avoiding another swing.
With a roar, the bandit rushed after him.
That''s it, fuck you! Greg met the charge head-on, twisting to let the greatsword pass harmlessly while delivering a punishing elbow to the man''s jaw. The impact sent the bandit staggering, his grip loosening on his weapon. In pain and clearly more a berserker than anything, greatsword made one last desperate swing.
Greg ducked under the swing, feeling the wind of its passage ruffle his hair. With a quick, clean flick of the wrist, his blade caught the moonlight as it opened the belly of the man, who fell to his knees with a wet thud on the snow. The man''s eyes widened in shock, his hands frantically trying to hold in what should have stayed inside.
With a grunt, the teenager flicked his wrist out in the other direction, his own blade slicing viciously at the brute''s neck-- a clean, perfect decapitation. The bandit''s head flew free, a fountain of arterial spray painting the snow crimson as his body slumped into a twitching heap.
Greg straightened up, breathing hard, his sword dripping with a cocktail of regret and necessity. The metallic scent of blood filled his nostrils, making him want to gag as it always did after a fight like this.
Then, that familiar whisper of intuition told him to move¡ªhe stepped aside on instinct just as an arrow whizzed past his face, embedding itself in a tree with a solid thunk. The sound made his heart leap into his throat.
Turning, he saw the archer, the last of the bandits, nocking another arrow, face pale with fear but determined. The man''s hands shook as he drew back the bowstring.
"Don''tcha come any closer now," the bowman warned, his voice trembling. "I swear on the old gods an'' the new, I''ll put the next''un through yer eye!"
Greg frowned, fatigue nipping at his edges. I need this to be over. With a reluctant sigh, he swung his sword from a distance, channeling his power into the blade. A crescent of blinding blue-white energy sizzled from the metal, streaking across the snowy clearing like a comet. The air crackled with power, the hair on Greg''s arms standing on end.
A half second later, another head fell to the floor in one clean cut, a body following it a moment later. The bow clattered to the ground, unused.
"I really hate doing that," Greg muttered as he watched the headless body collapse. The energy moves were flashy but draining, leaving him feeling like he''d sprinted a whole city block. He glanced around at the carnage, the reek of blood and raw meat thick in the icy air, doing some quick mental math.
Shit, one got away¡ After a moment, he shrugged and then looked up at the faces of the hostages, their eyes wide with a mix of awe, nausea and tearful relief.
"So... job said rescue a kid," Greg said out loud, biting his lip. "Guess I got a¡ nine-for-one deal, huh?" He turned, his gaze finding the rocky outcrop nearby. "Ash! You good, buddy?"
A loud grunt came back in answer as a small brown fuzzy figure poked its muzzle over the rocks. He blinked and a half-second later, made an odd noise that he was barely able to keep from turning into a groan as memories flooded his mind. What the¡
Pulling himself together, Greg quickly nodded, turning back to the kids with a smile that he hoped was reassuring and not terrifying. "Okay, we''re good. Let''s go."
II-2: The Beginnings End II
The morning sun shone down brightly on the town of Wintermoss, a low buzzing in the background as the people went about their daily routine. The air hummed with the sounds of daily life - the clang of a blacksmith''s hammer, the lowing of cattle, the chatter of smallfolk going about their business. It was a decently sized settlement, home to over three thousand souls eking out a living in the harsh landscape of the North. The air was crisp and cold, biting at Greg''s nose and cheeks as he trudged through the muddy streets. His muscles ached from the long night''s trek and a lack of sleep, but he pushed the fatigue aside, focusing on the task at hand.
Greg had only just walked into town after a long night''s trek with all the captured near-slaves, his return to Wintermoss after leaving it several hours before oddly quick. The town looked different in the daylight, less creepy and more... well, medieval. Thatched roofs, timber frames, and the occasional stone building dotted the landscape. The smell of woodsmoke and something less pleasant - probably sewage, Greg thought with a grimace - hung in the air.
He found himself leaning against a wooden post not too far from the father who had hired him, an owner of a small brewery, one hand idly rubbing the smooth white piece of wood that hung from his twine necklace. The man had just finished embracing his son and was now yelling at the eight-year-old who had gotten himself captured by bandits. Berrin, the kid, was staring at the ground as his father admonished him, looking like he wanted to sink into the mud beneath his feet.
Ye addlepated fool of a boy!" the father bellowed, his face red with a mix of relief and anger. "What was ye thinkin'', wanderin'' off like that? Ye coulda been killed! Or worse!"
Greg winced at the volume. Geez, give the kid a break. He''s been through enough.
The man continued his tirade, his Northern accent thick with emotion. "We was worried sick, ye ''ear? Yer mum''s been cryin'' ''er eyes out, thinkin'' ye was dead!"
Berrin mumbled something, his eyes still fixed on the ground.
"Speak up, boy! I can''t ''ear ye when ye''s mumblin'' like a simpleton!"
"I''m sorry, Da," Berrin said, his voice barely above a whisper. "I didn''t mean to worry ye. I just... I just wanted to see th'' ''ills."
The father''s face softened slightly, but his voice remained stern. "Aye, well, ye''ve seen ''em now, ''aven''t ye? And nearly got yerself killed in th'' process. Ye''ll not be leavin'' th'' ''ouse for a month, ye ''ear me?"
First things first, Greg had delivered the other rescued smallfolk to the town headman. Said headman, a grizzled old man with a limp and a missing eye, had readily agreed to house them in the town hall until runners could be sent to their home villages.
Huh. Wonder why he was so quick to do what I asked? Greg pondered, scratching his chin. Maybe because everyone keeps thinking I''m some kind of lordling or something?
He shook his head, a smirk tugging at his lips. "I''m just doing my part," he spoke under his breath. "No big deal."
Honest.
Greg rolled his eyes, and nodded to himself, "I''m just doing my part."
He glanced down at his hand, thinking back to what happened on the trek out of the outpost in the Lonely Hills with the people the bandits captured. He had felt that weird level-up thing again, finally.
That strange feeling of his soul...expanding, for lack of a better word. It had happened three times during the fight with the bandits.
Last time something like that happened was a month ago, he recalled, brow furrowing. Right after I first got to the Lonely Hills. Right after...
His eyes narrowed slightly. Merek.
The memory of that encounter sent a shiver down his spine, one that had nothing to do with the cold. Greg shook his head, trying to focus on the present.
Forcibly pushing the thought aside, Greg focused on the new...what, powers? Abilities? Whatever they were. That last skill he''d picked up had been some kind of people-finding radar. Like he could sense missing persons somehow. Weird, but hey, weirder things have happened. Like randomly getting a magic sword with a bit of my soul in it. Or conjuring gold strength-boosting armbands out of thin air. Or having an entire new outfit just poof into existence...
But last night...
Last night had been a whole ''nother level of bizarre. He''d gotten a whole slew of new memories. Flashes of a life growing up in some strange elven ninja village, learning the ways of the shadow warrior.
Not a great one, but still... "What the fuck?" he scoffed, earning a strange look from a passing villager. I mean, I wasn''t a great ninja wizard or anything, but still! Since when is that a thing?
In comparison, the other two abilities seemed almost mundane. His sword had gotten some kind of upgrade, which he still wasn''t sure how to use. Apparently, his sword was kind of a magic wand?
"Gonna need to test that one out," he mused, mind already racing with possibilities. Maybe I can shoot fireballs or something. That''d be sweet.
The other one was what felt like something tiny settling in his soul.
And by tiny, he meant TINY.
But he felt it, still.
It popped up when I was thinking about the hurt and thirsty kids on the way back here, Greg recalled. Something to do with water and healing? I felt...attuned to it, somehow.
"Whatever that means."
Greg rolled his eyes, a heavy bag over his shoulders as he walked away from the yelling father, Ash trotting by his side. The bear cub let out a small grunt, as if sensing Greg''s frustration.
"I know, buddy," Greg said, reaching down to scratch behind Ash''s ears. "This place is weird as hell."
Good thing I got my pay before Dad of the Year started chewing out his kid, he thought wryly. The five gleaming silver stags clinked dully in his pouch, nestled amongst dozens of other silver coins and a few coppers. Spoils from the now very deceased bandits - weapons, valuables, and cold hard cash.
The bag on his back was full of all the other stuff he had raided from the place. It weighed heavily on his shoulders, a constant reminder of the night''s events. Maybe I should feel bad about looting the place, but... eh.
And now...
Waste not, want not, Greg figured, hefting the sack of ill-gotten loot. His eyes focused on a sturdy stone and timber building, incongruously solid amidst the more ramshackle structures of the town. Even the rooves in this town looked thicker, better made. Way better than Stonegate. And Frostfall, for sure.
The sign above the door creaked slightly in the morning breeze.
"Wintermoss Post... hm, to the point."
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The door protested with a loud creak as Greg pushed it open, the heavy wood scraping against the packed earth floor. A gust of frigid morning air rushed in alongside him, the chill wind biting at his exposed skin. But the cold was quickly overwhelmed by the warmth radiating from the trading post''s hearth, the crackling fire a welcome respite from the harsh elements outside.
As Greg stepped fully inside, his senses were assaulted by the building''s unique aroma¡ªa blend of leather, fur, and something metallic that hung heavy in the air. It was the scent of iron and sweat, as if the very walls had absorbed the essence of countless transactions over the years.
Man, this place smells like my gym locker and a Renaissance fair had a baby, Greg thought, wrinkling his nose slightly.
His eyes were immediately drawn to the clutter that seemed to fill every nook and cranny of the space. To his left, rough-hewn shelves groaned under the weight of small barrels filled with dried fish, their briny scent adding to the overall miasma. Beside them, sacks of grain were piled haphazardly, tied loosely at the top with fraying twine.
To the right, an assortment of tools hung from wooden pegs set into the wall¡ªaxes, sickles, hammers¡ªtheir edges dulled by age and heavy use, but still appearing sturdy enough to last a few more seasons, at least. Above them, well out of casual reach, were the real valuables: swords and blades of various shapes and sizes, carefully wrapped in cloth to protect them from prying eyes and sticky fingers.
Tetanus City, population: all this shit, Greg mused, eyeing a particularly precarious stack.
Every inch of the wall space seemed to be claimed by something¡ªbundles of dried herbs, coils of rope, even odd trinkets from far-off places: a carved bone whistle, a bit of southern silk, tarnished but real. The place was completely empty of any customers, unsurprising given that the morning was just starting.
A large counter dominated the center of the room, its surface scratched and worn from decades of transactions. Behind it stood the post''s owner, a grizzled man with a graying beard as thick as the rest of him, and eyes as sharp as a whetstone. He glanced up briefly from his ledger, sizing up Greg as he entered without much interest at first, only for the man''s eyes to widen as he properly took him in.
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Great, another ''holy crap, it''s a kid'' look. Just what I needed this morning.
To his side, an iron scale, blackened with use, sat near a few scattered coins¡ªmostly copper pennies, but the glint of a silver stag caught the light from the fire. Greg found his eyes drawn to it, remembering the weight of his own coin purse. It felt good to have money, even if it was in a currency he still didn''t fully understand.
Greg strode forward and walked over to the counter, slinging the bag off his shoulder. He let it thud on the counter with a muffled jangle of mixed treasures and trinkets. The sound caught the tradesman''s attention fully now, his eyes sharpening not out of curiosity, but clear greed.
The blond found himself recognizing it, the same look on Merek''s face familiar now. It sent a chill down his spine that had nothing to do with the morning cold.
"Well, now," the tradesman rumbled, his voice a low, gravelly drawl. "What''s this, then? Traveler brings gifts, or trouble?"
Greg quirked a half-smile, quickly untying the bag''s top to reveal the jumbled contents within: three bows, two greatswords, a longsword, two bastard swords, three thinner-than-a-bastard swords, six daggers, two padded jerkins, and three sets of worn leather armor. The scent of blood, faint but unmistakable, wafted up from the pile.
"Neither," Greg replied easily, watching as the tradesman''s eyes darted over the goods. "Just looking to sell. Lighten the load a bit, you know?"
The man reached out almost reverently, calloused fingers brushing against the hilt of a particularly ornate dagger, the leather wrappings faded but still intricately detailed. "An'' where''d a young lad like yerself come by such fine goods, if I may ask?" His tone was light, but the underlying question rang clear.
"Found ''em," Greg said instead, keeping his own tone casual even as he watched the tradesman''s face carefully. "Bandits'' stash, out in the hills. Took out the camp, so they won''t be needing this stuff anymore. Figured it was better off here than rusting away out there."
The tradesman let out a dry, rasping chuckle, both appraisal and disbelief fighting for a place in his eyes. "Bandits, eh? Ye look a mite¡untouched fer a lordling what''s been fightin'' bandits in th'' Hills."
Greg''s chuckle was dry, his hand absentmindedly touching the pommel of his sword. "...yeah, sure."
The man harrumphed, but the lure of profit drew his attention back to the bag like a lodestone. He began to sift through the contents with the speed and surety of long practice, setting aside the choicest items and pushing the less desirable ones off to the side.
"Fine goods indeed," he spoke aloud, more to himself than to Greg. "I''ll give ye a fair price for th'' lot, minus a finder''s fee, of course."
Greg watched him work, noting the quick, greedy movements. "Long as it''s fair," he said, his tone carrying a slight edge. "Fought last night. Took a long walk into town this morning. Not in the mood for cheats."
The tradesman paused his next words, his eyes meeting Greg''s, spotting the sword on his back. Something in Greg''s expression must have given him pause, because the greed in his eyes was quickly replaced by a hint of... was that fear?
"Fair, aye. Always fair ''ere," the man said, his voice a touch softer than before.
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Greg stepped out of the trading post, his mind swirling with thoughts of a well-deserved rest. Ash, comfortably nestled on his shoulder, let out a soft grunt as the cold morning air hit them. Greg''s pouch felt heavier, now one hundred and fifty something stags richer. The weight of the coins was a constant reminder of his successful, if bloody, night.
He nodded to himself slowly, a frown creasing his brow. "...that guy definitely cheated me."
Whatever, he shrugged, scratching Ash behind the ears. Not like he really cared all that much, considering he had left the rest of the shit in the bag with the trading guy. Being real, there was no way he was seriously gonna carry all that to another town. I mean, come on. Do I look like a pack mule? Back''s already killing me.
Greg''s eyes scanned the surroundings, looking for a sign, any indication of a decent inn where he could rest. Sure, he had more stamina and he was a good bit tougher¡ but there were fuckin'' limits, goddamnit. Even isekai heroes needed their beauty sleep. Granted, the last few weeks of roaming around towns in the Lonely Hills had let him get plenty of sleep in villages, despite their shitty medieval beds, but still.
As he navigated through the mostly empty morning streets of Wintermoss, the sound of his boots crunching on the frost-covered ground echoed off the timber and stone buildings. The town was just starting to wake up, a few early risers shuffling about their business with bleary eyes and hunched shoulders.
A sudden collision made him pause in his tracks, the teenager glancing down in confusion. An old woman, frail and pale, stood before him, dressed in what he could only describe as rags. Her eyes were wide with a desperate urgency, her gray hair as thin and wispy as her bony frame. Trembling hands clutched a small doll, the fabric stained a dark, ominous red that could only be blood.
"Find ''im, please, m''lord," the old woman pleaded, her voice cracking with raw desperation. "Ye must."
Greg blinked, taken aback by both the sudden address and the unexpected title. M''lord? He still wasn''t used to villagers just assuming shit like people couldn''t wear nice clothes or be clean for no reason. "What? I can''t...who?"
Without hesitation, the old woman thrust the doll into his hands, her voice breaking with each word. "Find th'' man who killed ''er. My Sera...please, m''lord. Find th'' bastard an'' gut ''im like th'' pig ''e is. I beg ye."
Greg held the doll awkwardly, his face a mask of shock as he tried to process her words. The weight of it felt unnatural in his hands, heavy with a raw, sinister aura he couldn''t quite understand. What the hell? This thing feels...wrong. Like it''s pulsing with some kind of dark juju. The fabric seemed to throb against his skin, thick and cloying with something he couldn''t exactly see.
"I...I''m not sure I¡ª" he began, but the woman cut him off, her voice rising in pitch.
"Ye must, m''lord! Ye must! Th'' gods, they whisper o'' ye, a man who finds th'' lost, who sees beyond th'' veils. I know it, I do!"
The gods? Okay, this is getting way too weird, even for me. "Look, lady, I think there''s been some kind of misunderstanding. I''m not¡ª"
Suddenly, a man rushed over, grabbing the old woman gently but firmly by the arm. "M''lord, forgive us. Old Mara...she used to be our woods witch, not right in th'' head, ye see. Lost ''er daughter an'' goodson, an'' then ''er granddaughter four moons past ...it broke ''er, it did. Forgive ''er, if ye would"
The old woman, Mara, looked up at Greg with pleading eyes, her gnarled hands still extended towards him as if the doll held the key to her salvation. Fuck. I can''t just ignore this, can I? She looks so...broken.
"It''s alright," Greg said softly, meeting Mara''s desperate gaze. "I understand. But this¡ªthis isn''t something I usually¡ª"
"Please, m''lord," Mara interrupted, his voice dropping to a shaking whisper as she stared deep into his eyes. "Ye can find ''im, can''t ye? Th'' one what spilled blood on th'' snow? Pour ''is blood back to th'' earth, spill ''is guts and make ''im beg for mercy, return ''im to th'' Old Gods..."
"Mara!" the man hissed, his grip tightening on the old woman''s arm. "Mind yer tongue!"
Greg looked down at the doll in his hand, feeling the magic that clung to it like a miasma¡ªan echo of pain and a clear, dark path to follow. This is insane. I''m not some kind of magic detective. I can''t just...
But even as the thought formed, he could feel the trail unspooling before him, not just a physical path, but a magical one, a link to the perpetrator still fresh with malice and sorrow. Son of a bitch. I can, can''t I?
"Please, m''lord," the man pleaded, his face lined with worry. "I beg of ye. Forgive ''er. She don''t know what she''s sayin''..."
Greg sighed heavily, the weight of the doll seeming to grow heavier by the second. "I said it''s fine, okay? I''ll...shit." He ran a hand through his hair, the blonde strands sticking up wildly. "I''ll handle it."
The man sagged with relief, his weathered face creasing into a grateful smile. "Thank ye, m''lord. Thank ye. May th'' Old Gods bless ye."
With that, he quickly led Mara away, the old woman''s sobs fading into the bustle of the waking town. Greg stood there, alone, the doll pulsing in his hand like a thing alive. What the hell did I just agree to?
He could feel it, a trail of breadcrumbs leading to a gingerbread house of horrors. This is a bad idea. This is such a bad idea.
But he knew, deep down, that he couldn''t just walk away. Not now. Not with the echoes of Mara''s anguish still ringing in his ears. Goddamnit.
Greg looked down at Ash, the bear cub peering up at him with curious eyes. "Well, fuck."
II-3: How to Save a Knight
Greg had been walking for what felt like an eternity, though in reality, it had only been about five days. Five long, grueling days of trekking through the wilderness with only Ash for company. All this walking always feels like forever.
That was something that hadn''t changed no matter how many weeks he had been walking around the North.
He''d left the Lonely Hills behind a while back, his green tunic standing out against the muted colors of the forest as he followed the trail of evil energy he could feel deep in his bones.
My own little spidey sense but for bad vibes instead of danger, he mused, although I think I do kinda have one for danger. Shaking his head, Greg frowned at the winding forest path ahead of him. If you could even call this a path. Sure, people had definitely walked here before, but the melted snow and stubborn underbrush seemed determined to obscure any semblance of a clear trail.
Snow is only pretty until it starts melting, Greg thought with a sigh, his boots squelching in the muddy ground. Then it''s just a pain in the ass. He''d learned that lesson the hard way back home in Maine, but apparently, Westeros hadn''t gotten the memo.
Ash, at least, seemed to be enjoying himself, happily munching on the few blueberries and blackberries they''d managed to find along the way. Lucky bear, Greg thought, his own stomach gurgling after a meal of salted pork, dry biscuits, and really hard cheese. What I wouldn''t give for a cheeseburger right about now. Or even just a pizza. Hell, I''d settle for some chicken nuggets at this point.
But the forest was sadly lacking in fast food options.
And the less said about the bathroom situation, the better.
Instead, Greg had to navigate a treacherous landscape of damp, rocky ground and patches of soft moss covering stones and roots. In some areas, the soil was so thin that rocky outcrops broke through the forest floor like jagged teeth, while tree roots wound their way through the ground like gnarled fingers.
It''s a good thing I''ve got these new ninja instincts, Greg mused as he nimbly flipped over a particularly large root. Otherwise, I''d probably have face-planted a dozen times by now. He could just imagine the headline: "Westeros News Weekly: Local Teen Dies in Tragic Tripping Accident; Bearly Missed by Companion." The thought brought a wry smile to his face, even as he rolled his eyes at his own terrible pun.
Granted, it wasn''t like the forest wasn''t pretty occasionally. Even with the overcast drab gray skies that seemed determined to make everything look like a depressing black-and-white movie, small streams cut through the forest, clear and cold with little bits of sunlight cutting through the dense trees that made it almost look storybook-like. It was like the forest couldn''t decide if it wanted to be ominous or enchanting, so it settled for a weird mix of both. Greg half-expected a singing woodland creature to pop out, only for it to start crooning death metal instead of a cheery Disney tune.
But as pretty as the forest could be, with its clear, cold streams and the occasional ray of sunlight cutting through the dense canopy, Greg couldn''t shake the feeling of unease that had been growing steadily over the past few days. It was like an itch between his shoulder blades, a constant prickling sensation that set his teeth on edge.
I need to make sure I''m still going the right way, he thought, his frown deepening as he reached into the pouch at his back. His fingers closed around something at the very top, and he pulled it out with a grimace.
The little straw and cloth doll was stained and dirty, caked with mud and dried blood. Even though the blood was old, it somehow felt fresh and cloying every time he held it, the wrongness of it seeping into his skin like poison.
It''s not the doll''s fault, Greg reminded himself, scowling at the innocent toy. It''s the sick bastard who killed its owner. The thought sent a surge of anger through him, hot and bitter. And I''m gonna fucking gut him for it.
He really didn''t feel bad about that.
Which should be worrying.
Nope.
He knew he should feel bad about that thought, knew that the old Greg would have been horrified by the casual violence of it. But the new Greg, the one who''d seen and done things he''d never imagined, the one who''d watched people die and had blood on his own hands...that Greg just felt a grim sense of determination and he felt Good about that.
The first time you disembowel someone, you vomit. The second time, you just gag a little. By the tenth time, you''re wondering how long it''s gonna take for this guy at your feet to stop fucking screaming. Greg figured by the fiftieth he would know how long down to the second. Welcome to the desensitization program, Westeros edition, he thought as he felt his eye twitch.
I''m going to find this guy, and I''m going to make him pay for what he did, he thought, his grip tightening on the doll. Because somebody has to do it. Somebody has to make things right.
He took a deep breath, letting the anger settle into a cold, hard knot in his gut. Focus, Veder, he told himself, shaking his head. You''ve got a job to do. He held up the doll, letting the malevolent energy emanating from it wash over him like a foul breeze.
This way, it seemed to whisper, tugging at his mind like an insistent child. Follow me.
A strained smile on his face, Greg put the doll back in the pack, shaking his head again. This is...justice.
The word felt strange in his mind, too big and too heavy for a fifteen-year-old to be throwing around. But then again, he wasn''t really a normal fifteen-year-old anymore, was he?
Nope.
Accepting this quest to hunt down some sick serial killer was something Greg didn''t regret, per se, but he certainly wished that tracking the bastard down didn''t feel so... gross. Every time he held the doll and focused, he could feel the trail of the guy strongly, like a slimy, invisible rope leading him onwards. It was a sensation he very much did not enjoy, but one he forced himself to endure for the sake of justice.
Or vengeance.
Or whatever you wanted to call it.
He preferred justice, though.
It''s like I''m a human dowsing rod, but instead of water, I''m detecting pure evil, he thought, shuddering as the now-familiar miasma crawled over his skin. Definitely not the superpower I would have picked out of the catalog.
He did his best to ignore the feeling, pushing the ants-on-arms sensation to the back of his mind until he barely noticed it anymore, only calling on it when he needed to reorient himself. Which, given his less-than-stellar sense of direction, was more often than he cared to admit.
I swear, these trees all look the same, he grumbled internally, glaring at the seemingly endless expanse of forest around him. It''s like being stuck in a Bob Ross painting, but without the happy little clouds.
The long, irritating walk out of the Lonely Hills had served as a distraction from the feeling, at least. Hate these fucking Hills, hate the fucking snow, hate the fucking forests, he mentally chanted, a litany of frustration. Where are my elf babes? Isn''t that supposed to be a thing in fantasy worlds?
To further take his mind off the serial killer he was tracking (and the distinct lack of attractive elven companionship), Greg had been practicing with the weird little things he''d felt inside his soul, the two motes of light he''d gained after rescuing the women and kids from the bandits.
If there was anything that could certainly distract him, real magic was definitely at the top of the list.
On the first day, he''d managed to bring out the feeling of both of them, watching with wide eyes as the energy coated his hands. The first was a bright aqua blue that felt distinctively... wet.
Wispy tendrils of moisture had appeared around his fingertips, forming a delicate mist that shimmered in the overcast sunlight. The droplets were fine, almost microscopic, creating a thin veil of dampness that clung briefly to his skin before dissipating into the air. The more he focused, the more droplets condensed, beading together like morning dew on grass, evaporating or dripping to the ground in isolated, silent splashes.
He would have to be a literal fucking idiot not to know what this was. "Water," he''d said aloud, his voice tinged with equal parts wonder and amusement.
Greg had laughed his head off the first day, playing with his new ability until he felt drained and needed a quick nap to ease off the tiredness. When he woke up again, he kept laughing, the sheer absurdity of the situation hitting him all over again.
He had water magic. Actual, honest-to-god (or gods, he supposed) water magic.
Well... the beginnings of water magic, at least. Water droplets had dripped from his hands the longer he held it, a small pool of perfectly clear and clean liquid forming between his cupped palms, fresher and purer than any he''d encountered since showing up in this weird, dark, low-fantasy world.
He wasn''t able to do much with it that first day, but it was enough for Ash to get a drink from his hands, at the very least. Greg still didn''t speak bear, but the approving grunt was pretty much unmistakable. Great, now I''m a walking, talking water fountain.
The second power was... well, he wasn''t entirely sure what it was, to be honest.
He thought it might be healing, but he really, really wasn''t certain.
All he knew was that his hands had glowed.
Not strongly or all that brightly, mind you. It was a faint, weak glow, like a low-watt bulb struggling valiantly to put out light¡ªsoft gold or pale white, but not exactly eye-searing. Shimmering motes danced around his fingers, and while it wasn''t hot or anything, he did feel a gentle warmth, like standing near a candle. But not too near.
"Huh..." He''d stared at his hands, turning them over and examining them from every angle, as if the secrets of the universe might be written on his palms. Nope, just the usual lines. No hidden cheat codes here.
There was a sense of slight purification in the air around his hands, a vague feeling of cleanliness or freshness, but overall, it was pretty... underwhelming.
"Healing magic, huh?" He couldn''t help the note of disappointment in his voice. It wasn''t that he wasn''t grateful for any new ability, because he totally was. It was just...
Well, it was just...
"I thought it''d be cooler, you know?" He said to Ash, who cocked his furry head and blinked at him, uncomprehending. "Like, I dunno, glowing runes or sparkly energy beams or something. Not just a nightlight in the palm of my hand."
Honestly, it''s like the universe heard me wishing for superpowers and went, "Okay, but make it budget."
Still, he had to admit, even if it wasn''t the flashiest thing in the world, the idea of being able to heal people (or himself without relying on his weird healing factor) was sounding pretty damn appealing. Especially considering the kind of trouble he seemed to keep finding himself in these days.
With my luck, I''ll probably need it sooner rather than later, he thought wryly, images of sword fights and angry bandits flashing through his mind. Better start practicing now, before I end up as shish kebab.
Progress was slow, and more than a little frustrating at times.
Where water magic had come pretty easy, with each day showing distinct improvements and actually managing to figure out several spells, spells he could actually use without half-passing out ¡ª Looking at you, ninja shadow magic ¡ª his healing magic hadn''t done much in the way of growing.
But he still kept trying.
And trying.
Gotta keep trying. And so he did, spending hours each day trying to coax out more of that faint, golden light, to will it into doing... something. Anything, really, beyond just making his hands look like he''d dipped them in radioactive fairy dust.
Four days later, something seemed to just click.
Like a key turning in a rusty lock, or a lightbulb flickering to life in a dark room. Magic, well... magicked, and Greg finally figured out his first healing spell.
By the end of the day, high on his newfound success, he''d managed to conjure up another spell. And today? "Numero three, baby!" He crowed, fist-pumping the air in triumph as the golden light danced around his fingers. "I''m on a roll!"
Sure, they might have been simple little cantrips in the grand scheme of things, but they worked. And that was enough to put a little extra pep in his step as he navigated the dense forest, his footsteps muffled by the thick carpet of fallen leaves.
Look at me, Greg Veder, magical prodigy, he thought, his chest puffing up with pride. Maggie fucking Holt, eat your heart out. I''m the new kid on the block.
That is... until now.
Greg''s footsteps were muffled by the thick carpet of fallen leaves as he navigated the dense forest, his newfound good mood slowly evaporating as he trudged onward. These trees all look the same, he grumbled internally, scowling at the endless expanse of trunks and branches. It''s like being stuck in a screensaver. A really boring, repetitive screensaver.
He was just about to voice his complaints aloud to Ash (who, being a bear, was probably not going to be very sympathetic), when he came to another clearing. Something in the back of his mind made him pause, a niggling sense of unease that had him slowing his pace as he approached yet another nondescript clearing.
Spidey-sense tingling, he thought, frowning slightly. Or is it Jedi intuition now?
Suddenly, the eerie quiet was punctured by a soft groan of pain, the sound sending a jolt of alarm through Greg''s system. His eyes widened as he caught sight of something he definitely hadn''t been expecting, his feet grinding to a halt a split second later.
Is that...?
Peering through the dense foliage, he spotted a figure slumped against a tree trunk, the weak glint of metal barely visible under the cloak of shadows cast by the leaves overhead. It had to be a knight, Greg realized, his heart rate picking up.
It had to be a knight. The rugged gear the man had on wasn''t exactly the polished, fancy stuff Greg had seen on the knights in movies or at Renaissance Fairs. But it looked more... realistic, somehow. Like something out of a gritty medieval war movie, all dark steel and battle-scarred mail.
A mix of dark steel and mail, the metal was scuffed and dented from what must have been a brutal fight. A heavy wool cloak, matted with mud and grime and darker stains that could only be blood, draped over the knight''s shoulders, offering little warmth now. A steel helm covered most of his face, leaving only his eyes exposed - eyes that were currently closed, the knight''s head lolling to one side.
Even the knight''s shield had that rough, utilitarian feel to it¡ªheavy wood, rimmed with iron, and emblazoned with a sigil that looked like a silver hammer on a gray field. House IKEA? Greg thought wildly, before mentally slapping himself. Focus, Veder. Not the time for jokes.
"Hey, hey, uh... you okay?" he called out softly as he approached, his voice surprisingly steady despite the churn of concern in his gut. What do you think, dumbass? his mind supplied sarcastically. He''s just taking a little power nap, that''s all. Probably tuckered out from all that knightly stuff, like jousting and rescuing damsels.
His eyes flicked over to the sound of a whinny, widening slightly at the sight of the knight''s horse not too far away. It was a sturdy brown steed, standing there unscathed, its saddlebags and reins still intact. Lucky horse, Greg thought, even as a pang of sympathy went through him. The animal flicked its ears towards him but remained still, its loyalty to its fallen master clear.
The knight stirred at the sound of Greg''s voice, his helm askew and revealing a face pale with pain and streaked with sweat. His eyes, rimmed with exhaustion, flickered open as the teen drew closer.
"Who... g-goes there?" The knight''s voice was a ragged gasp, each word sounding like it was being dragged over broken glass. "F-friend... or foe?"
Greg stepped closer, hands held up in a universal gesture of peace. "Friend, I guess." I hope, he added silently, eyeing the knight''s blood-streaked armor warily.
As he neared the wounded man, Greg could see the knight''s gauntleted hand clamped around the shaft of an arrow buried deep in his ribs, the projectile sticking out at an awkward angle. The dark stain of blood was spreading across his chainmail, each labored breath seeming to make it grow.
Okay, that''s... that''s a lot of blood. Like, a lot a lot. Holy shit.
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"Help... me," the knight gasped out, the words barely a whisper as he struggled for air. Each inhale was sharp and wet-sounding, a horrible sucking noise that made Greg''s stomach turn. Punctured lung, he thought, his limited medical knowledge from health class and a lifetime of watching ER suddenly rushing back. That''s bad. Like, really bad.
He knelt down at the knight''s side, Ash hovering nearby and making distressed little bear noises. You and me both, buddy, Greg thought, his own heart hammering against his ribs. What are the fucking odds of stumbling across a dying knight in the middle of nowhere?
"Who did this to you?" He asked, even as his gaze flicked down to the arrow again. It was a bad wound, the kind that could kill a man if left untreated. Greg wasn''t sure how long the knight had been lying here, or how much time he had left.
"Bandits," the knight managed to rasp out, his voice gaining a bit of strength even as his face twisted in pain. "Ambushed us... north of here. T''was..." He broke off, coughing wetly, fresh blood staining his lips. "''T''was seeking glory, foolishly. I''m a second son of House Stonehall. Not much glory in that, usually."
Greg nodded slowly, only half-listening to the man''s words as he focused on assessing the wound. "Stonehall, huh? Never heard of it."
"Aye," the knight confirmed, his accent thickening as pain and emotion color his words. "We serve... serve Lord Bolton.
Bolton. Why does that name ring a bell? Greg shook his head, pushing the thought aside. Doesn''t matter right now. Focus on the task at hand, Veder. "I''m Greg¡ Veder. Greg Veder."
The knight''s breathing was growing more labored by the second, his face ashen beneath the sheen of sweat. "M''name is... Arryk. Ser Arryk Stonehall."
Greg nodded slowly, barely paying attention to the man''s words as he stared hard at the wound, his mind racing. Okay, think. What do I do? I can''t just leave him here. But I''m not exactly a doctor. I''m barely a fuckin'' wizard.
¡ He blinked. Holy shit, you idiot. You''re a wizard.
He had the power to help and he couldn''t just walk away. That''s not what heroes did. And I''m trying to be a hero, aren''t I? Even if I don''t really feel like one most of the time.
"Let''s get this arrow out of you first, then we can worry about the rest later," Greg said, trying to inject some confidence into his voice. Fake it ''til you make it, right? "I''m not gonna lie, this is gonna hurt like a bitch. I need you to stay as still as you can, alright?"
The knight, Arryk, gritted his teeth, a low groan escaping him as he shifted slightly, jaw clenching tight under his beard. "Do... what you must," he managed, his voice strained. "I''ve faced... worse¡"
I seriously doubt that, but okay. Greg took a deep breath, steeling himself. He''d seen worse than this, he reminded himself. Blood didn''t faze him, not anymore. He''d seen too much of it lately, spilled just as much.
The arrow jutted obscenely from the knight''s side, the shaft dark with drying blood, the head tangled in torn chainmail. Greg grabbed it firmly, feeling Ser Arryk''s body tense beneath his hands as he braced himself.
"Hold still," Greg muttered, his voice low but steady. Please don''t let me fuck this up.
With careful movements, trying not to jostle the wound more than necessary, Greg steadied the arrow, preparing to pull it free. "I''m going to pull it out on three, okay? One, two¡ª"
Three. With a quick, sharp yank, the arrow came free with a sickening squelch, slick with fresh blood. A thin spray of it hit Greg''s fingers, warm and sticky, but he barely noticed. His attention was on Ser Arryk, who let out a low, guttural groan, slumping harder against the tree. The knight''s hand immediately pressed against the wound, trying instinctively to stem the new flood of blood.
Greg tossed the arrow aside, not caring where it landed. Hard part''s over. Now for the harder part. "I''m not done, okay? I''m going to try something. Just... just hold on."
He held up his hands, letting the faint golden glow of his newly discovered magic coalesce between his palms, a small sphere of light that pulsed gently. Please work. Please please please work.
As Greg''s hands hovered over the wound, the soft golden illumination intensified, chasing away the shadows and throwing Ser Arryk''s grimace of pain into sharp relief. "This might feel weird," Greg warned, his brow furrowing in concentration as he focused intently on channeling the magic into the knight''s battered body. Weird and hopefully not painful. But I can''t make any promises.
As he held his hands over the wound, the soft golden glow intensified, casting warm light over Arryk''s pain-lined face. The knight''s eyes were wide, disbelief warring with desperate hope as he watched the magic gather.
The golden light seeped into the wound like honey, slow and thick. Greg could feel it flowing through his hands, a warm tingle that raced up his arms and down his spine. This is so fucking crazy. I''m actually doing magic. Real magic.
Under the gentle invasion of the spell, Ser Arryk''s body tensed, a low, strangled moan escaping through his clenched teeth as the magic began its work. Slowly, bit by bit, the blood ceased its relentless flow, the ragged edges of the wound knitting together beneath the steady glow of Greg''s power.
It''s working, Greg thought, a surge of relief and elation rushing through him. Holy shit, it''s actually working! Greg watched, amazed and relieved, as color began to return to the knight''s face. Arryk''s breathing evened out, the raw agony in his eyes dulling to a more manageable pain as the magic soothed his hurts.
Gradually, as Greg poured his stamina into the knight''s wound, Ser Arryk''s labored breathing began to even out, the raw, agonized edge of pain dulling as Greg''s magic suffused his body, seeking out and soothing the damage. The knight''s hand, still pressed to his side, relaxed fractionally, no longer clenched in a desperate, white-knuckled grip.
"Thank... you," Ser Arryk managed, his voice hoarse and thready but infused with a bone-deep gratitude. "Thank you."
Tired, sweating and drained, Greg opened his mouth to say something in return to Arryk, only to blink as he felt that same feeling bubble up inside him ¡ª the familiar, powerful sensation of his soul expanding. It was like a balloon being inflated inside his chest, pushing against his ribs and making it hard to breathe for a second.
Pop.
And just like that, it was over.
As quickly as it happened, it was done, and Greg found himself blinking rapidly, trying to process the sudden change. Something had settled deep in his gut, like he''d swallowed a lead weight. But it wasn''t heavy, not exactly. More like... dense.
Is this what it feels like to be pregnant? he wondered wildly, then immediately wanted to smack himself. Don''t be an idiot, Veder. You''re a dude. Dudes don''t get pregnant.
...Right?
Shaking off that disturbing thought, Greg focused on the new sensation. It was like a well of energy had opened up inside him, pulsing and surging with every breath he took. He couldn''t quite put a name to it, couldn''t understand exactly what it was, but he felt its presence all the same. It was there, undeniable and unavoidable.
With each inhale, each exhale, the energy seemed to grow stronger, thrumming through his veins like liquid lightning. Is this my magic powe¡ª
Before he could even finish that thought, another change ripped through him, more intense than the first. It was like someone had lit a match inside his soul, the sudden flare of heat and light almost blinding in its intensity.
Fuck fuck fuck, what the hell?! Greg gasped, tensing up as the sensation intensified, dots of sharp pain popping into existence throughout his body. Each new point was like a tiny cigarette being pressed against his skin, only from the inside. He gritted his teeth against the pain, eyes watering as he struggled to breathe through it.
Greg could feel the dots inside him multiplying, spreading, linking together in a complex web that seemed to encompass his entire being. They pulsed in time with his heartbeat, each throb sending a new wave of sensation washing through him. Hot and cold, pleasure and pain, all tangled together until he couldn''t tell them apart anymore.
Gradually, the intensity leveled off, the searing heat fading to a more manageable warmth. The dots settled, and Greg could almost visualize them - a glowing, intricate network of fifty points, each of them half as dense as the one in his stomach, all connected by gleaming threads of power and linking to the small pool. It was like a small solar system had been born inside him, fifty planets swirling around a larger star in his stomach-soul.
It''s not literally glowing, he reminded himself, even as he glanced down at his arm, half-expecting to see the luminous web pulsing there. All he saw was sweat, beading on his skin and soaking into his shirt. Well, that and the dirt. And the blood. I''m a mess.
"Are... are ye alright, lad?" Arryk''s voice cut through Greg''s dazed contemplation, the knight''s brow furrowed with concern. "Ye look a bit peaky."
Peaky. That''s a word Northerners use, isn''t it? Greg blinked his tired eyes, then shook his head, trying to clear the cobwebs. Focus, dumbass. He''s asking if you''re okay.
"I think I should be asking you that, man," Greg replied, forcing a grin that he hoped didn''t look as manic or as exhausted as he felt. "You''re the one who took an arrow to the gut."
Deciding to shove his existential magical crisis aside for the moment, Greg dug into his pouch, rummaging around for the food he''d picked up in Wintermoss. "Hungry?"
Arryk eyed him for a long moment, then nodded slowly. "Aye," he said, the word little more than a sigh. "Aye, I could eat."
As Greg pulled the provisions out - some hard jerky, a hunk of cheese, a few pieces of stale hardtack - Arryk watched him with a mix of curiosity and awe. "Yer no ordinary lad, are ye?" he commented, his voice still weak but tinged with wonder. "That healin'' touch o'' yours... ''tis not natural, that."
Greg shrugged, tearing off a piece of jerky with his teeth and chewing methodically. Tastes like old shoe leather. Awesome. "''s nat''ral t'' me, I guess," he mumbled around the mouthful, the words slightly garbled. He swallowed, then tried again. "I mean, it''s just something I can do. Like whistling, or wiggling my ears." Or making an idiot of myself in front of pretty girls. I''m great at that.
"Blessed by th'' Gods, ye must be?" the man muttered, seemingly more to himself than Greg.
Greg didn''t even bother to say anything. Instead, he passed the food over to a distracted Arryk, who accepted it with a nod of thanks. The knight bit into the hardtack, grimacing as he chewed. Yeah, that stuff''s not winning any culinary awards, Greg thought, watching him. But beggars can''t be choosers, right?
"So..." Greg cleared his throat, trying to steer the conversation away from his magical healing hands. "You said bandits got you?" He pulled out his own waterskin, taking a long pull to wash down the taste of the jerky. Ah, lukewarm water. The champagne of the Middle Ages.
Arryk shifted against the tree, wincing as the movement pulled at his freshly-healed wound. "Aye," he said, his voice growing firmer as he chewed and swallowed. "My men an'' I were ambushed by what I thought were mere bandits. But th'' tactics, th'' equipment... ''tweren''t typical o'' mere brigands. Too prepared, too skilled... an'' too well-armed, at that."
That caught Greg''s attention. He leaned forward, listening intently as he took another bite of cheese. This part of the world''s not big on convenience, he thought sourly. What I wouldn''t give for a nice pepperoni pizza right about now...
"Whod''ya think they were, then?" he asked, forcing his mind back on track. "If they weren''t just regular old bandits, I mean."
Arryk frowned, his gaze going distant as he considered the question. "I suspect they were men o'' House Darkvein, mayhaps Coldmyre," he said at last, his tone grim. "Both rivals o'' Stonehall, ye see, an'' closer vassals o'' Bolton than we."
Boltons... The name rang a vague bell in Greg''s mind, but he couldn''t quite place it. Still don''t know any of these Houses...
"Who''re the Boltons again?" he asked, trying to keep his voice casual.
Arryk blinked at him, confusion and disbelief warring on his face. "How... how are ye not knowing o'' House Bolton, lad?" he asked slowly, as if talking to a particularly dim child. "They''re one o'' th'' most powerful Houses in th'' North, second only t'' th'' Manderlys, and th'' Manderlys only behind th'' Starks."
Shit. Okay, think fast. Greg plastered on his best innocent look, all wide eyes and guileless smile. "I, uh... I lost my memory," he said, the lie tripping off his tongue with unsurprising ease, considering how often he used it. Well, it''s not a total lie. I''ve definitely lost a lot of things since coming here. My way, my dignity, my sanity...
"Been roamin'' around the North for a couple months now," he continued, trying to sound convincing. "Ever since I woke up in the middle of nowhere with no idea who I was or how I got there." Nailed it.
"Truly?" Arryk looked skeptical, but also faintly sympathetic. "Tis a hard fate, lad. Th'' North''s not a forgivin'' place for those without kin or keep."
You''re telling me, dude. Greg shrugged, trying to play it off. "I get by," he said, hoping he sounded more confident than he felt. Fake it ''til you make it, right?
Arryk shook his head, still looking a bit dubious as he cast a glance at Greg''s sword and the ring on his finger, but apparently willing to roll with it for now. "Well, th'' Boltons are th'' lords o'' th'' Dreadfort," he explained, slipping into what Greg privately thought of as a ''teacher voice.'' "One o'' th'' most feared Houses in th'' North, known for th''... unsavory acts of their ancestors, th'' Red Kings."
Unsavory? Greg''s mind immediately went to cannibalism, human sacrifice, really kinky evil sex stuff. Oh god, I''m in a world of murderous BDSM cannibals. He swallowed hard. "Unsavory like... what? They don''t use napkins when they eat?"
Arryk shot him a look that said ''are you serious right now?'' "Nay, lad. Unsavory like flayin'' their enemies alive. ''Tis said they wear man skin as cloaks."
Oh. Oh, that''s so much worse. Greg felt his gorge rise, bile burning the back of his throat. Yep, definitely cannibals. Cannibals with a leather fetish. I''m so fucked.
Before he could say anything else, Greg''s breath hitched, the familiar sensation of his soul expanding sweeping through him like a sudden gust of wind through an open window. He forgot what he was about to say, his focus snatched away by the growing potential within him. It wasn''t the first time he had felt this¡ªby now, the process was beginning to feel almost expected, if erratic.
Each time it happened, he sensed his capabilities stretching, latching onto something profound and ineffable. This time, he didn''t fully understand what it was¡ªno memories, no powers, no objects¡ªbut he knew it was significant. Shaking his head, he tried to continue the last thought on his mind.
"S-so you''re saying those delightful folks are the'' ones your House serves?" he managed, trying to keep the horror out of his voice. Just when I thought this place couldn''t get any worse...
"Aye," Arryk sighed, looking pained. "Stonehall''s sworn t'' th'' Dreadfort, same as most th'' Houses o'' th'' Dread Lands. We''re their vassals, bound by oath an'' honor t'' serve."
Serve the skin-wearing cannibal lords. We''re in the Dread Lands. Got it. Greg nodded slowly, trying to look like this all made perfect sense to him. "Right. And these... these Boltons, they''re vassals too? To someone else?"
"Aye, t'' House Stark o'' Winterfell," Arryk confirmed, looking at Greg like he''d grown a second head. "Th'' Starks''ve ruled th'' North since th'' Age o'' Heroes, nigh on eight thousand years ago."
Eight thousand years? Jesus Christ, how do they keep track? Do they have a really big calendar or something? Greg shook his head, trying to wrap his mind around the sheer scope of it. Eight thousand years ago back home, we were still figuring out how to make fire and shit in holes.
"Okay, okay," he said, holding up a hand to forestall any more history lessons. "Comin'' back t'' that later. What''s a Great House? Is that like, a really big castle or somethin''?"
Arryk stared at him for a long moment, his expression unreadable. Then, slowly, he blinked.
Once.
Twice.
"...How little do ye know, lad?"
Buddy, you have no idea. Greg sighed, running a hand through his hair. "Assume I know nothin''."
II-4: A Night鈥檚 Sleep I
The knight did.
Assume he knew nothing, that is. And Ser Arryk told him everything he thought he would need to know.
As Greg trudged through the thick, sucking mud of the woods, his boots making wet, squelching sounds with every step, he couldn''t help but turn over the flood of information he''d gotten from Arryk. It was like trying to drink from a fire hose, except instead of water, it was a torrent of medieval politics and power struggles. Westeros 101, taught by Professor Stonehall.
He shook his head as he walked. I shoulda taken notes.
Westeros, from what the knight told him, was less a singular empire and more a huge, entangled feudal web, wrapped up in layers like one of those Russian nesting dolls his mom liked to buy. Except instead of cute little wooden figures, it''s a bunch of backstabbing assholes all trying to one-up each other.
At the top of the asshole pyramid, the Great Houses like the Starks lorded over everyone, with big names like the Lannisters¡ªapparently a bunch of rich pricks¡ªand the Baratheons¡ªa bunch of strong pricks?¡ªright up there with them when it came to power.
That part made sense, at least. It''s just like high school. The popular kids rule the school, and everyone else just tries to stay out of their way. But then Arryk got to explaining about what he actually knew about the North, and things got... complicated.
"Fuck meeee," Greg muttered under his breath, dodging a low-hanging branch that seemed to materialize out of nowhere. This place is like the fucking Amazon rainforest. Except with more snow. And no pandas.
The North, as it turned out, was massive. Like, mind-bogglingly huge. Fucking Narnia without the wardrobe. According to Arryk, it was as large as the other six kingdoms combined, which sounded like the kind of bullshit you''d hear from a used car salesman.
But who was Greg to argue with a knight that actually fucking lived here? For all he knew, maybe everything really was bigger in the North. Everything except the average lifespan, probably.
The whole place was carved up like a giant pie at a particularly aggressive family gathering, with everyone from the Great House Stark to the somewhat less mighty but still pretty important Major Houses like the Boltons and Manderlys grabbing a big, meaty slice. Probably with some fingers getting chopped off in the process. These people seem to really like their swords.
Then there were the minor houses, which Greg figured were like the kids at the table getting the thin, runty slices that were mostly crust. The hand-me-down houses. The Goodwill of Westeros nobility.
Below them were the petty houses, like Arryk''s own House Stonehall, which sounded like they got the leftover crusts¡ªstill part of the pie, technically, but not exactly fighting over the juiciest pieces. More like scraping the burnt bits off the bottom of the pan and hoping no one notices. A lot of the smaller towns in the North were apparently part of those sad little crusts of land, with their keep or whatever usually smack dab in the middle like a cherry on top of a shit sundae.
And then, at the very bottom of the barrel, were the Masterly and knightly houses. The poor fuckers like Arryk who got tossed whatever scraps were left after the bigger kids had their fill. Probably just enough land for a village. A really shitty village. With a lot of inbreeding. Arryk had just shrugged when he talked about them, saying most of them weren''t even worth thinking about. Ouch. Even among the bottom-feeders, there''s a pecking order.
The whole thing was a tangled mess of loyalty and duty, with everyone owing something to someone else, sort of like a medieval pyramid scheme but with more armor and fewer opportunities for upward mobility. It made Greg''s head hurt just trying to keep it all straight. No wonder these people are always stabbing each other in the back. It''s like a fucking soap opera, but with swords instead of sex.
It had all been confusing, sure, especially when Arryk had started going on about religions and stuff. Apparently the North are a bunch of tree-huggers¡ which is weird with how violent these guys are.
But it was the knight''s description of the whole fucking House system that had really made Greg''s brain feel like it was leaking out of his ears.
Major Houses swaggering around with their armies and massive fuck-off castles, Minor Houses nipping at their heels like angry chihuahuas, Petty Houses scrapping for whatever glory they could get... and all of them apparently going to war at the drop of a fucking hat over gods-knew-what. Probably who has the prettiest sister or the biggest dick. Knowing these people, those two things might be the same.
Hell, there''d been two major wars in like the last fifteen years.
It was all just... a lot.
Too much, if Greg was being honest with himself. Which he tried not to do too often, because fuck that noise. Introspection was for people who didn''t have to worry about getting eaten by bears or stabbed by random assholes in the woods.
Speaking of random assholes... After Arryk had given Greg that whole rundown on the North and its endless tangle of politics and dick-measuring, the knight had hefted himself back up on his horse, his wound healed up good as new thanks to Greg''s magic fingers. Phrasing!
"I''m in yer debt, young Veder," he''d said, all solemn-like, as if that meant fuck-all to Greg. What am I gonna do, call 1-800-MEDIEVAL and cash in my Knight Points? But he''d just nodded, watching as Arryk galloped off into the woods like he was fucking Lancelot or some shit.
Sure, I''ll just swing by the Stonehall or whatever the fuck and pick up my reward. He thought with an eye twitch as he stopped for another snack break, scratching a happy bear cub behind the ears. Maybe they''ll give me a shiny new sword, or a carrying pack for Ash. Or maybe they''ll just stab me in the face for shits and giggles. Fifty-fifty chance, really, considering what a lot of these North guys are like.
Greg snorted as he thought of the knight''s words from yesterday, shaking his head as he slogged onward through the mud and the muck. Like I''m gonna be able to collect on that.
The sun was setting, the sky darkening to a deep, dusky blue as Greg continued his trek through the forest. Gettin'' late, he thought, eyeing the lengthening shadows with a touch of unease. Better set up camp soon, ''fore it gets too dark to see my own nose.
He came to a small clearing, the trees opening up just enough to let a sliver of fading light through. Perfect. With a grunt, Greg shrugged off his canvas pack, setting it up against a tree with a dull thud. Home sweet home, or whatever.
Glancing down at Ash, who was snuffling around the base of a nearby oak, Greg smirked and clapped his hands once, the sharp sound echoing in the quiet of the woods. "Ash, fetch!"
The bear cub''s head popped up, ears twitching. For a second, Greg thought he might actually have to repeat himself - c''mon, buddy, we''ve been over this - but then Ash was off like a shot, darting back into the underbrush with an excited little growl.
Atta boy. Greg snorted, shaking his head. It had taken weeks of patient (and not-so-patient) training, but he''d finally gotten the little guy to understand at least one command.
Kinda.
While Ash was off doing his thing, Greg set about the task of making their temporary home a bit more livable. He circled the clearing, picking up stones and bringing them back to his pack, laying them out on the ground in a small, neat circle.
Windbreak, check, he thought, sitting back on his heels to survey his work. Gotta keep that fire goin'' somehow.
Windbreaks, as it turned out, were pretty damn important when it came to camping in the North. Something Greg had learned the hard way, thanks to those traitorous assholes who''d tried to gut him for his sword.
Fuckin'' Merek, he thought, his hand twitching towards his side, fingers brushing the hilt of the blade. Fuckin'' Dael. Fuckin'' Jory. Fuck ''em all.
He pushed the anger down, forcing it back into the dark little corner of his mind where it belonged. Not now, Veder. Focus on the task at hand, yeah? Worry ''bout revenge later.
The North, as Greg had quickly discovered, was a cold, windy bitch of a place. Keeping a fire going in these conditions was like trying to keep a candle lit in a hurricane - damn near impossible without some kind of shelter.
Heh. ''Break the wind,'' Greg snorted to himself, the corner of his mouth twitching up in a wry grin. Guess fart jokes are still funny, even in Westeros.
Some things, it seemed, were universal.
A rustling in the bushes announced Ash''s return, the bear cub trotting into the clearing with a mouthful of sticks clenched between his little teeth. He dropped them at Greg''s feet with a proud huff, as if to say "look what I did, Dad!"
"Good boy, Ash!" Greg praised, reaching out to ruffle the soft fur between the cub''s ears. "Go fetch!"
And off he went again, fluffy butt waggling as he disappeared back into the forest. Greg shook his head, still grinning, and gathered up the sticks, tossing them into the center of his improvised fire pit.
It had taken some trial and error (and more than a few singed fingers) but Greg had finally gotten the hang of using the flint and steel he''d picked up back in Wintermoss. It still took a few minutes of striking and cursing - c''mon, c''mon, friggin'' thing - before the sparks caught, the dry tinder smoking and then flaring to life.
And Prometheus said, ''let there be light,'' Greg thought, sitting back on his haunches to watch the flames lick at the bigger sticks, the fire slowly growing. Or heat, anyway. Same diff.
Ash came trotting back a few more times, each trip yielding another mouthful of sticks and twigs and even a few larger branches. "Good haul, buddy," Greg complimented, rewarding the bear with a head scratch as he added the new fuel to the steadily growing blaze. We''ll be toasty warm in no time.
With the fire crackling away merrily, Greg turned his attention to the next order of business: bedding down for the night. He rummaged through his pack, pulling out his bedroll and laying it out at the base of a tree, close enough to the fire to feel its heat but not so close that stray embers might catch.
Gettin'' to be a real pro at this whole ''roughin'' it'' thing, he thought, a touch of self-deprecating humor in the words. Bear Grylls ain''t got nothin'' on me.
He imagined the survival expert''s reaction to seeing him now - a scrawny teenager cuddling up with a bear cub in the middle of a fantasy forest. He''d probably have some choice words about proper wilderness protocol, Greg thought, smirking. And then I''d sic Ash on ''im. See how he likes a faceful of bear breath.
With that amusing image playing behind his eyes, Greg climbed into his bedroll, the thick wool and fur lining immediately enveloping him in blessed warmth. He glanced back at the flames and nodded, the small, low fire burning slowly and unlikely to cause any sort of fire if he let it burn while he slept. Ash, as if on cue, padded over and nestled down at Greg''s feet, the heat of his furry little body seeping through the fabric.
"G''night, bud," Greg murmured, his words already starting to slur with encroaching sleep. The cub huffed softly in response, a gentle growling sound that Greg had come to recognize as Ash''s version of "love you too."
D''aww. Greg smiled, his eyes drifting shut as the exhaustion of the day''s trek finally caught up with him. Love you too, ya fuzzball.
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Greg''s breath froze in his chest as his eyes snapped open, the sudden howl of wolves piercing the night like a sharp icicle through his skull. He jerked upright, his heart pounding against his ribs like a frantic drumbeat, pulling Ash from sleep with his sudden movement. What the fuck?
The bear cub blinked sleepily, his fuzzy little face scrunched up in confusion, still unaware of the impending danger. But Greg knew, with a bone-deep certainty that sent icy tendrils of fear curling through his gut, that something was very, very wrong.
As soon as Ash sat up, Greg''s eyes widened even further as a dark shape bounded out of the forest, rushing towards them with terrifying speed. Ohshitohshitohshit¡ª
His hand lunged to his right, fingers scrabbling against the ground in a desperate search for his sword. The cool metal of the hilt met his palm and he gripped it tight, the smooth white material reassuring against his skin.
He swung the blade instantly, his muscles moving on pure instinct, faster than his sleep-addled brain could even process. He felt the sword connect with something solid, the impact juddering up his arm, and he felt the now-familiar drain on his stamina as the blade''s supernatural sharpness activated.
Blood splattered over him and Ash in a warm, sticky spray, the coppery scent of it overwhelming in the chill night air. The bear cub let out a confused, startled growl, his fur bristling as he pressed closer to Greg''s side.
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Greg''s breath came in harsh, ragged pants as something heavy thudded to the ground beside him, followed by an even heavier weight landing right in front of his feet. His eyes flicked left first, instinctively drawn to the object closest to him, and he scrambled backwards with a strangled yelp, his back slamming into the rough bark of the tree behind him.
A wolf''s head lay on the ground, its eyes glassy and lifeless, dark blood pooling beneath it and soaking into the earth. "What the f¡ª"
Because the woods around him were coming alive with the rustling of leaves and the low, menacing growls of predators on the hunt.
More shapes emerged from the darkness, eyes reflecting the moonlight like eerie, glowing orbs. Twelve wolves, maybe more, their bodies low to the ground and tense, ready to strike at any moment.
Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck¡ª
Greg leapt to his feet, adrenaline surging through his veins like liquid lightning. He could feel Ash pressed against the back of his legs, the cub''s small body trembling but holding his ground. It was a hell of a difference from when Ash used to run anytime somebody would approach unexpectedly, either that or the bear cub was just too terrified to move.
He preferred the optimistic version.
Brave little guy, Greg thought distractedly, even as his grip tightened on his sword, bringing it up into a ready stance. Braver than me, that''s for damn sure.
The first wolf lunged from the shadows, little more than a blur of motion in the darkness, but built like a horse anyway. The dying firelight glinted off its bared fangs, its eyes burning with a feral intensity that sent a chill down Greg''s spine.
Fuck me sideways, that thing is HUGE.
Greg''s body moved on instinct, muscle memory taking over as he swung his blade to meet the wolf''s charge. The sword cleaved into the beast''s shoulder with a sickening crunch, slicing through thick fur and flesh like they were made of butter.
Blood sprayed in a fine mist, warm droplets splattering across Greg''s face and chest as the wolf yelped in pain, staggering back from the force of the blow. Gotcha, you furry fuck!
But even as the thought crossed his mind, Greg frowned, a niggling sense of wrongness tugging at the back of his consciousness. Wait. Something''s not right here.
The wolf, though clearly injured, wasn''t retreating.
It wasn''t running away to lick its wounds like any sane animal would do. Instead, it was circling, its eyes fixed on Greg with an almost unnatural focus.
What the hell? Greg blinked, his brow furrowing in confusion. This isn''t... this isn''t normal. Animals don''t¡ they never act like thi-
His train of thought was derailed as two more wolves surged forward, their movements eerily coordinated, almost like they were working together. Oh fuck. Oh fuck me.
Greg backpedaled, his boots slipping a little on the blood-slick ground. He brought his sword up just in time to parry a snap from the second wolf, the impact ringing through the blade and up his arm as teeth clanged against steel.
Pivoting, he used the momentum to swing the sword in a wide, sweeping arc towards the third wolf''s exposed neck. The preternaturally sharp edge sliced through flesh and bone like a hot knife through butter, and the wolf crumpled to the ground in a twitching heap.
As it fell, Greg felt a familiar sudden rush of warmth flood through him, the aching wound on his arm tingling as the skin knitted itself back together, slower this time and noticeably weaker but still helpful. Without giving him even a moment to breathe, the next wolf was already launching itself at him, its powerful jaws aiming straight for his thigh.
Greg twisted aside, but not fast enough to avoid the glancing blow that tore through his jeans and into the meat of his leg. White-hot pain lanced through him, and he gritted his teeth against the urge to scream.
Fuck you, Cujo! With a snarl of his own, Greg brought his sword down in a vicious two-handed strike, driving the point deep into the wolf''s back, right between its shoulder blades.
The beast collapsed with a whimper, and once again, Greg felt that strange surge of invigorating energy, the wound on his thigh sealing itself shut as if it had never been.
Okay. Okay. I can do this. I can totally do this, he thought, even as his heart raced and his breath came in harsh, ragged gasps.
The thing they didn''t tell you about swordplay was that it was fucking tiring, especially in a real fight when hits jarred your entire body and you were constantly on the move. Just gotta¡ just gotta fight them off.
He tightened his grip on the sword, the blood-slicked hilt slippery against his palm. His eyes darted from one snarling face to the next, trying to anticipate where the next attack would come from.
The wolves seemed to sense his determination, his refusal to go down easy. They paced around him, their eyes glowing in the darkness, their fangs bared in anticipation.
Okay, Greg thought, taking a deep, steadying breath. Yeah, just gotta fight them off.
With nearly a third of the pack dealt with, Greg''s breath came in heavy, visible puffs in the frigid night air. The remaining wolves circled him, their movements more cautious now, but still driven by a desperate hunger or perhaps a burning rage at the loss of their packmates. They should be running, Greg thought wildly, his heart pounding against his ribs. Why aren''t they running?
They lunged, eyes gleaming with an almost unnatural focus.
One of them managed to slip past Greg''s guard, its powerful jaws clamping down on his upper arm like a vice. Jagged teeth sank through the fabric of his green tunic, the enchanted cloth more akin to leather or mail than simple fabric. The teeth dug into the flesh beneath, and Greg cried out in pain, the sound torn from his throat.
With a desperate swing of his sword, he caught the wolf across the face, the blade slicing deep into its muzzle. The creature fell away with a yelp, its grip loosening as it staggered back, blood streaming from the wound. "Goddamn-ngggh!" He gritted his teeth against the sensation, half-pain and half-relief, as the rest of the arm wound sealed itself shut.
But even as one wound closed, another opened. The onslaught was relentless, the wolves attacking with a coordination that seemed almost military in its precision. It''s like they''ve done this before, Greg thought, suddenly a bit more worried.
He spun to block a lunge from another wolf, the impact jolting up his arm and into his shoulder. Gritting his teeth, he pushed back against the beast''s weight, using the momentum to his advantage as he sent it tumbling back. With a grunt of effort, he thrust his sword forward, a blue thin beam of light shooting out and the point driving deep into the wolf''s chest with a spurt of blood.
The animal let out a high, keening yelp, staggering away as its lifeblood poured out onto the carpet of leaves underfoot. Another one down, Greg thought grimly, his breath coming in sharp, painful gasps.
He could feel his stamina waning with every swing of his blade, the magical sharpness and sword beams that made it so deadly also sapping his strength like a leech. Fuckin'' double-edged sword, he thought, a slightly manic giggle bubbling up in his throat. Literally.
But even as his energy flagged, something else surged within him. His soul expanded, that strange feeling of potential from earlier in the day growing, swelling, until the darkness of the night seemed to recede, everything thrown into stark relief as if illuminated by the midday sun.
What the fuck? Greg blinked, momentarily disoriented by the sudden shift in his perception. And in that split second of distraction, a searing pain lanced through his thigh, forcing a scream from his throat.
"FUCK!" He swiped blindly with his sword, feeling the blade connect with yielding flesh, hearing the splash of blood and the pained yelp as a wolf scrambled back to join the others circling him once more.
Greg glanced down, his stomach turning at the sight of his own blood seeping through a jagged tear in his jeans, staining the denim a dark, glistening red. Fuckin'' hell, that hurts!
But there was no time to dwell on the pain, no time to worry about the steady drip-drip-drip of his life essence pattering onto the forest floor. Because the wolves were attacking again, their eyes glinting with a feral, desperate light.
Two of them came at him simultaneously, one from the front and one trying to flank him, their movements synchronized like a pair of dancers in a deadly ballet. Greg reacted on instinct, his body moving almost before his mind could catch up.
He spun, the motion fluid and deadly as faded blue light formed around him drawn from the pool in his stomach and his flagging stamina both, his sword whistling through the air in a gleaming arc as a blue crescent of light built up around shot from it. The beam caught the first wolf across the chest, parting fur and flesh like paper, opening up a deep, lethal gash that poured blood onto the ground in a steaming crimson flood.
His injured leg screaming in protest even as he felt the wound begin to seal itself back up, Greg extended his arm, the point of his sword catching the flanking wolf in the shoulder at the end of his spin, sending it hurtling back.
It was a far less fatal blow than the one he''d dealt to its packmate, but still enough to send the beast yelping back into the underbrush, tail tucked between its legs as it fled.
Two more down, Greg thought, his chest heaving with exertion. But fuck, I''m getting tired.
And he was.
Each movement, each parry and thrust and desperate dodge, seemed to drain a little more of his flagging reserves, not as much as the sword beams had¡ but still. His arms felt like lead, his legs quivering with the effort of keeping him upright. Yet, as another wolf fell to his relentless defense, he felt his body knit together, the physical recovery slower and less potent than when he faced bandits.
And more than that, it didn''t do a damn thing for his fuckin'' stamina, meaning he was still tired.
Another pair of wolves darted in, their coordination speaking to a keen intelligence that went beyond mere animal cunning. It''s like they''re fucking soldiers or something, Greg thought, a slightly hysterical laugh bubbling up in his throat. Wolves with military training. Sure, why the fuck not?
He parried the first one''s lunge, the impact shuddering up his arm and into his shoulder, making his teeth rattle in his skull. Sidestepping the second wolf''s snapping jaws, he brought his blade down in a sweeping diagonal slash, the razor-sharp edge slicing through both animals like a knife through butter.
One of the wolves fell immediately, its body toppling to the ground in a boneless heap. The other limped away, whining piteously, a trail of blood marking its passage as it vanished into the shadows.
And then there were... Greg blinked, vision swimming slightly as he tried to count the remaining wolves. Fuck, I don''t know.
But even as the thought crossed his mind, the last of the beasts fell to his relentless defense, their bodies littering the ground like macabre confetti. Suddenly, the night was quiet again, the silence broken only by Greg''s labored breathing and the soft, worried whimpers of Ash at his side.
The bear cub nudged at him anxiously, its small snout smeared with the blood of their attackers, its eyes wide and searching as it checked Greg for injuries.
"''S okay, buddy," Greg mumbled, his words slurring slightly as he leaned heavily against the rough bark of the tree behind him. "''M okay. We''re okay."
But even as he said it, he could feel the adrenaline beginning to drain away, the last dregs of his stamina evaporating like mist under the sun. His sword slipped from his fingers, the blood-slick blade thudding to the ground, forgotten. He knew it would clean itself in minutes, the magic sword being especially handy that way, meaning less work for him.
Fuck me sideways, he thought, his knees starting to buckle. I could sleep for a week. A month. A fucking year. Even as his vision swam, though, his mind was awhirl. It doesn''t make sense, he thought, confused. I get why wolves would attack, but they have instincts, right? They shouldn''t be crazy for no reason¡.
He blinked. Or can wolves get rabies?
Wait, no, anything can get rabies, right? Blue eyes blinked again, even more confused. But they didn''t look rabid?
No, if anything, they looked oddly focused on him. He knew he wasn''t exactly an expert on animal behavior, his knowledge mostly limited to what he''d gleaned from the occasional nature documentary or Disney movie. But even he knew that predators, even fierce ones like wolves, tended to avoid fights they couldn''t win.
They should''ve run, he thought, shaking his head slowly. Should''ve fucked off back into the woods the second they realized I could fight back. But they didn''t. They just kept coming, like they didn''t care how many of them I killed.
Which was weirdddddd.
With a groan, Greg sank to the ground, his back still against the tree. Ash cuddled closer, seeking comfort and offering it in his simple, animal way.
Greg whispered into the dark, "God, at least that''s over."
II-5: A Nights Sleep II
It was far from over.
An hour later, even more wolves came for him, baying for his blood like some kind of demented canine choir. Guess they didn''t get the memo that I''m not on the menu tonight, Greg thought, his heart pounding as he heard their howls getting closer.
He wasn''t sure how wolves could suddenly communicate long-distance like they had fucking cellphones or something, but apparently, they didn''t give a shit about his ignorance on the matter.
He didn''t have it in him to fight anymore, his body aching and his stamina running on fumes. So he did the only thing he could think of: he ran.
And ran.
And ran, with Ash clutched tight to his chest and his canvas bag thumping against his back, his sword safely stowed inside.
This is fucking ridiculous, he thought as he pelted through the underbrush, branches whipping at his face and roots trying to trip him up. I''m being chased by a pack of goddamn super-wolves. What even is my life right now?
After what felt like hours of playing the world''s worst game of tag, with the wolves always just a hairsbreadth behind, Greg decided it was time for a change in tactics. Can''t outrun ''em, so I''ll have to out-climb ''em.
His newly granted pool of magic came in handy, finally letting him tap into some of those rudimentary ninja skills he still had distant, fragmented memories of. Guess all those hours playing Menma games are finally paying off.
Before, even attempting the rudimentary ninja skills would''ve had him passing out faster than a narcoleptic at a lullaby concert, the ninja magic draining his stamina like a leech on a hemophiliac.
But now?
Now he actually had a chance.
Greg scrambled up the rough bark of the nearest tree, his gut warm and one of those little points inside his soul even warmer as he channeled chakra (or whatever the fuck it was called) into his feet, allowing him to stick to the trunk.
Fuck yeah, ninja powers! He couldn''t help the slightly manic grin that spread across his face as he leaped from branch to branch, barely avoiding another snapping set of jaws as a particularly ambitious wolf tried to jump after him.
Not today, Balto, Greg thought, his lungs burning and his legs trembling as he hauled himself higher and higher. Below him, the wolves'' howls faded into frustrated whimpers, their paws scrabbling uselessly against the base of the tree. Ha! Suck it, bitches.
Up in his leafy hideout, Greg finally let himself breathe, the adrenaline slowly ebbing from his system and leaving him shaky and spent. "Great, just fuckin'' great," he muttered, shifting Ash into a more comfortable position in his lap. "Wolves can''t climb trees, right?"
He glanced down at the bear cub, who seemed equally perturbed by their situation, his small brown eyes wide and possibly a little judgmental. Don''t look at me like that, Greg thought, poking Ash gently on his fuzzy little nose. I didn''t exactly put out a welcome mat for the local wildlife.
Hours passed, the moon sinking lower and the sky lightening by degrees as Greg waited for the wolves to lose interest, to wander off in search of easier prey. Maybe a nice rabbit or something. Do wolves eat rabbits? They do in cartoons, but fuck if I know what''s real anymore.
By the time the sun was peeking over the horizon, casting a warm, golden glow over the treetops that felt completely at odds with Greg''s chilly, sleep-deprived state, he thought he might finally be safe. Maybe I can catch a few Z''s up here, he mused, his eyelids growing heavy as he nestled into a slightly less uncomfortable crook between branch and trunk. Embrace my inner koala or some shit.
But of course, the universe (or at least the local wildlife) had other plans.
No sooner had Greg let his eyes drift shut, his breath evening out into the first hints of a light doze, than a raucous cawing filled the air, jolting him back to wakefulness like a bucket of icy water to the face.
"What the fuck?!" He yelped, nearly losing his balance as he flailed in surprise. A conspiracy of ravens (and yeah, he knew the proper term, thank you very much Animal Planet) had descended on his impromptu treehouse, their beady black eyes glinting with what Greg could only describe as malicious glee.
"Oh, you have got to be shitting me," he groaned as one particularly bold bird swooped in close, its claws glinting like little obsidian knives in the early morning light.
He swatted at the raven, trying to shoo it away, but it was like playing whack-a-mole with a swarm of angry, flying rats. For every bird he managed to deter, two more seemed to take its place, diving at his head and cawing loudly enough to wake the dead.
This is karma, Greg thought miserably, ducking as a raven took a particularly close pass at his eyes. Karma for every time I laughed at those videos of people getting chased by geese. The universe is serving me a big ol'' slice of humble pie, with a side of ''fuck you''.
Defeated, harassed, and more than a little terrified of losing an eye to a kamikaze corvid, Greg finally admitted defeat. "Alright, alright, I''m going!" He yelled, fumbling his way down the tree trunk with Ash clinging to his chest like a fuzzy little barnacle. "You win, you glorified fucking pigeons. I hope you choke on a worm."
His feet hit the ground with a jarring thud, the impact sending shockwaves of pain up his already aching legs. Well, at least the wolves are gone, he thought, looking around the eerily quiet forest with a mixture of relief and nerves.
But Greg''s relief was short-lived. He''d barely taken a moment to catch his breath, to let his sleep-deprived brain attempt to process the absurdity of the past few hours, when the next assault hit.
This time, it wasn''t wolves or ravens or bears.
No, this time it was squirrels.
Fucking squirrels.
Greg couldn''t believe it.
He didn''t want to believe it.
But there they were, dozens of them, perched on the branches above his head like a bunch of furry little gargoyles. They were all standing up on their hind legs, their front paws crossed over their chests like they were about to start lecturing him on the importance of gathering acorns for the winter.
This can''t be happening, Greg thought, blinking rapidly as if he could clear the scene before him like a particularly stubborn hallucination. I''ve finally cracked. Snapped like a fucking Kit-Kat bar. They''re gonna find me out here, gibbering about ninja squirrels and wolf conspiracies, and lock me away in a padded cell for the rest of my natural life.
But no, the squirrels remained, chittering angrily at him.
Alright, fine, he thought, too exhausted to even be properly terrified anymore. I can ignore them. I can be the bigger person. The bigger...primate. Whatever.
He slumped against the trunk of the nearest tree, Ash still cradled protectively in his arms, and let his eyes slip shut. Just a quick nap, he told himself, feeling the sweet siren call of unconsciousness tugging at the edges of his mind. Just a few minutes of sweet, blissful...
THUNK.
Greg''s eyes snapped open as something small and hard bounced off his forehead. What the...
THUNK. THUNK. THUNKTHUNKTHUNK.
A veritable hail of projectiles rained down on him, each impact a tiny, stinging burst of pain. It took Greg''s sleep-addled brain a moment to process what he was seeing, to make sense of the small, brown objects pinging off his head and shoulders.
They were nuts.
Literal, actual, goddamn nuts, being hurled at him with alarming force and accuracy by the battalion of squirrels above.
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I''m being assaulted by squirrels, Greg thought, the realization hitting him like a freight train of absurdity. I''m in a magic forest in medieval fantasy land, being pelted with acorns by a bunch of furry little assholes with anger management issues.
"Oh, come on!" He yelled, raising his arms to shield his face as he glared up at his arboreal assailants. "What the fuck did I ever do to you?"
The squirrels, unsurprisingly, did not offer an answer. They just kept up their nutty barrage, their tiny faces screwed up in expressions of rodential rage.
"This is nuts," Greg muttered, then let out a slightly hysterical giggle at his own unintentional pun and the lack of sleep both. "Fuckin'' nuts. I''m being attacked by squirrels and I''m making puns. This is my life now."
He ducked another volley of acorns, feeling them bounce off his shoulders and back as he tried to shield Ash from the worst of it. The bear cub, for his part, seemed more confused than anything, his little head swiveling back and forth as he tried to make sense of the chaos.
"Wish I could explain it to you, buddy," Greg said, wincing as a particularly large nut glanced off his ear. "But I''m just as lost as you are. Maybe more."
Another wave of projectiles rained down, this time accompanied by a hail of twigs and bits of bark. Oh, so we''re escalating now? Greg thought indignantly, spitting out a leaf that had somehow found its way into his mouth. I''m sorry, I didn''t realize I''d stumbled into the fucking Squirrel-Viet Cong.
"Seriously," he yelled, glaring up at the furry little warriors with a mixture of anger, confusion, and sleep-deprived hysteria, "what the actual fuck?"
Dodging acorns and grumbling under his breath, Greg trudged through the underbrush, hoping to put some distance between him and the small but fierce artillery. The squirrels'' aim was unnervingly good, though, and he felt a few thuds against his backpack. "Future reference: pissed-off squirrels have amazing aim."
As he moved deeper into the woods, Greg''s misadventures continued. A rather insistent badger took up the mantle of his harassment next, its teeth bared as it seemed to take personal offense at his passing through its territory. Greg had to jog to avoid its snapping jaws, his legs protesting every step. "Okay, maybe I''m in some twisted version of Snow White where all the animals hate me."
Night brought no respite.
Tired, Greg tried to hunker down in a new tree, a hopefully squirrel-free tree. Just as he was drifting off, a chilling noise shattered the silence of the forest. Not wolves this time, but owls, who apparently thought it was hilarious to dive-bomb the strange human in their woods.
Their talons snagged at his clothes, tugging with an annoying persistence.
Exhausted and on edge, Greg clung to his makeshift branch bed, pondering the absurdity of his situation. "What''s next? Bunnies with bad attitudes?" he muttered to the night, half-expecting a rabbit to hop up with a mean right hook.
Two days of this nonsense left Greg more exhausted than he''d ever been. Every attempt at rest was interrupted by some creature with a vendetta. He found himself desperate for just half an hour of uninterrupted peace, his body aching for sleep, eyes gritty and mind foggy. "All I want is a nap. Just a nap. That''s not too much to ask, right?"
The constant running and lack of sleep was taking its toll, not just physically but mentally. "At this rate, I''m gonna start throwing acorns back," he muttered as he ducked under a low-hanging branch, narrowly avoiding another squirrel attack. The insanity of his situation wasn''t lost on him; if he wasn''t so tired, he might have laughed.
Might have.
Finally, as the sun began to set on the second day, Greg stumbled upon a small, secluded outcropping. It was barely more than two narrow-ish boulders leaning against each other, but it was sheltered from the wind and, hopefully, hidden from the wildlife. He crawled under it, dragging Ash with him, and collapsed on the cool stone floor.
"Okay, new plan," he whispered to Ash, who seemed just as relieved to be out of the animal war zone. "We stay here tonight. No trees, no nuts, no birds. Just us and the rocks. Rocks don''t attack people."
He paused, considering. "Right?"
The question acted like a cue, Greg''s eyes going dull as his soul ballooned out again, searching, searching and searching for something, until it latched on tight and pulled him back to awareness. Greg gasped as memories filled his mind, fragmented and distant as they always were, of another life, another him.
Or in this case, another her?
He tried to hold onto it, tried to see¡ª
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¡ªthe only sounds were whispered prayers and the soft rustle of robes against marble floors.
Greta Veder had been so young, kneeling in the chapel, her small hands clasped in prayer. Her knuckles were always white, her lips moving in silent recitation of words she barely understood. But obedience was everything, and she was taught to obey, to submit to the will of something greater. Discipline, she had been told, was the foundation of faith.
The training came later. Harder.
The weight of the mace in her hands had been foreign at first, her arms trembling as she swung, again and again, until her muscles burned. Her instructor was relentless, a figure draped in steel and shadow, barking orders with a cold detachment.
"Only through pain shall we know forgiveness!"
Failure wasn''t an option.
Pain wasn''t a deterrent.
Each bruise and blister was a lesson, each drop of sweat an offering.
"I relish my trials, I relish my wounds!"
It wasn''t just about strength; it was about resilience, about pushing past her limits until they no longer existed, about showing her devotion to the Lord.
Nights were always the worst.
When the others slept, she prayed.
When they rested, she trained.
It wasn''t enough to be good. She had to be more¡ªmore disciplined, more faithful, more righteous. The weight of expectation pressed down on her, just as heavy as the armor she would one day don.
Salvation wasn''t given freely, it had to be earned.
And if she wasn''t enough, then no one could be saved.
He saw the moments of doubt, too, the way her hands trembled in the quiet moments.The way she looked at the moon from her small, stone window, wondering if there was more beyond the walls of her duty. wondering if the Lord above even heard her prayers, or if they were just echoes, lost in the void.
But she pushed those thoughts down, buried them under layers of discipline and duty.
She had to.
There was no room for doubt in her heart.
Not if she wanted to survive against the dark.
"Through suffering, I will know my faith!"
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Yet, as fragmented and as distant as they were, the important parts always shone through.
And shine it did.
Greg sat up under the outcropping as the sun finally vanished and the sky went dark in the only way a Northern night really could. Eyes closed, he felt the Light in his soul and the confusing mote of light he received alongside his water affinity as they almost sang out. He clasped his palms together in front of his face as golden light began to shine around his body, filling the entire space.
The deep clangorous sound of a church bell rang out from nowhere as he spoke out loud one word and one word only. "Sanctuary."
II-6: Shifts In the North
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The heavy oak door of his father''s solar¡ªhis solar now¡ªgroaned shut behind Robb as he entered, the sound echoing through the chamber like the closing of a tomb. A shiver ran down his spine, settling in the pit of his stomach like a stone dropped in a still pond. Was it the chill that always clung to Winterfell''s ancient stone walls, or the weight of responsibility that now rested upon his young shoulders? Robb couldn''t say, but the feeling gnawed at him all the same.
He paused just inside the doorway, allowing his eyes to adjust to the dimness. The room, bathed in the amber glow of the hearth, was as familiar to him as his own chambers. He''d spent countless hours here as a boy, watching his lord father dispense justice and wisdom in equal measure. Yet now it felt alien, as if the very furniture had rearranged itself in Lord Eddard''s absence. Father''s only been gone a few moon''s turn, Robb thought, but it might as well be a lifetime.
His gaze swept across the solar, lingering on the worn tapestries that adorned the walls. They depicted direwolves in mid-hunt, their fabric dulled by age but no less fierce for it. Robb''s hand unconsciously moved to the pommel of his sword, drawing strength from the cold metal. A lord must be as steady as the walls of Winterfell, and as sharp as a direwolf''s teeth, he reminded himself, echoing words his father had oft repeated.
Narrow windows allowed thin shafts of pale northern sunlight to pierce the gloom, casting long fingers of gold across the stone floor. Motes of dust danced in the air, swirling like snowflakes in a gust of wind. The scent of smoke and ancient wood permeated the room, a smell that spoke of countless generations of Starks who had sat where he now sat, ruling the North with iron wills and wolf''s blood in their veins.
Robb''s boots scuffed against the worn flagstones as he crossed to the massive desk that dominated the center of the solar. He lowered himself into the high-backed chair behind it, wincing at the loud creak of wood. The seat felt too large, as if it might swallow him whole. For a moment, Robb felt like nothing more than a child playing at lordship, borrowing his father''s clothes that were still too large for his frame.
Is this how Father felt when he first took up the mantle of Lord Stark? The thought came unbidden, and he pushed it aside with a grimace. His fingers drummed an anxious rhythm on the arm of the chair. There was no time for such musings; the North needed a lord, not a boy lost in daydreams.
"Seven hells," Robb muttered, running a hand through his auburn hair. It was getting long; he''d need to have it trimmed soon. A lord should look the part, even if he doesn''t feel it. He reached for the first of many scrolls that littered the desk''s surface, their wax seals a rainbow of colors representing houses both great and small.
At his feet, Grey Wind stirred, the direwolf''s massive form unfurling as he raised his head to regard his master. Those golden eyes seemed to hold all the wisdom of the old gods, patient and inscrutable. Robb allowed himself a small smile, reaching down to scratch behind the wolf''s ears.
"At least I have you to keep me honest, eh?" he murmured. Grey Wind chuffed softly in response, a sound somewhere between a growl and a sigh. The young lord drew comfort from the great beast''s presence, solid and unwavering as it often was.
With a sigh that seemed to come from the depths of his very being, Robb straightened in his chair and turned his attention to the mountain of parchment before him. Each scroll unfurled was another weight added to his shoulders, another test of the mettle of the Young Wolf. His eyes narrowed as he scanned the neat script, brow furrowing in concentration.
Harvest reports from the Barrowlands spoke of a bountiful yield, yet warned of early and oddly intense frosts for the summer that threatened to cut the season short.
A missive from Lord Manderly caught Robb''s eye, the wax seal bearing the merman of White Harbor. He broke it open, fingers still clumsy with the weight of his new responsibility. The parchment crackled as he unrolled it, eyes scanning the neat script. Increased shipping levies at White Harbor, it seemed. Robb''s brow furrowed as he considered the implications.
A necessary evil, he mused, lips pressed into a thin line. The North''s coffers needed bolstering if they were to weather the long winter to come. Yet he could almost hear the grumbling of merchants and smallfolk alike, their voices a distant echo in his mind. His hand unconsciously moved to Grey Wind''s fur, seeking comfort in the familiar warmth.
The next scroll brought news of border skirmishes with wildling raiders along the New Gift. Robb''s jaw clenched, a muscle twitching beneath his skin. The Wall stands tall, but what good are stones against desperation? He''d need to send more men north, perhaps speak with Uncle Benjen about the state of the Night''s Watch. The thought of his uncle brought a pang of longing for simpler times, when he was just a boy playing at swords in Winterfell''s yard.
Petty lords squabbled over grazing rights and ancient, half-forgotten slights, their grievances laid out in flowery script that did little to mask the venom beneath. Robb resisted the urge to crumple the parchments in his fist. Seven hells, do they not see the real threats we face? He took a deep breath, forcing his fingers to relax their grip on the quill.
Each unfurled scroll presented a new challenge, another test of his mettle as the fledgling Lord of Winterfell. Robb''s quill scratched across parchment as he penned responses, the sound harsh in the quiet of the solar. He glanced at his handwriting, a pale imitation of his father''s strong, sure script. Doubt gnawed at him like a persistent wolf. What would Father do? The question haunted his every decision, a constant reminder of the impossibly large shadow he stood in.
As the afternoon waned, the solar grew darker, shadows creeping across the worn stone floor. Robb''s eyes began to strain in the fading light, the words blurring before him. He rubbed at them, fighting back a yawn. A lord cannot show weakness, even alone, he chided himself. He was about to call for more candles when a soft knock at the door broke his concentration.
"My lord," came Maester Luwin''s steady voice from the other side, "may I enter? There is news."
Robb straightened, his spine cracking in protest. How long had he been hunched over the desk? Hours, it felt like, though the sun had barely moved in the sky. He rolled his shoulders, wincing at the stiffness. "Aye, come in," he called, striving to keep his voice strong and even, despite the weariness that tugged at him like a physical weight.
The door opened with a familiar creak, and Maester Luwin shuffled in. His grey robes seemed to blend with the silver of his hair in the dim light, giving him an almost ghostly appearance. In his arms, he carried a fresh bundle of scrolls. Robb felt his heart sink at the sight, a leaden feeling settling in his stomach. More problems to solve, more decisions to make. He wondered, not for the first time, how his father had borne this burden for so long.
The maester laid the scrolls before him with a deferential nod, his chain clinking softly with the movement. The sound was oddly comforting, a reminder of lessons past and the steady presence of knowledge in a world that seemed increasingly chaotic.
"News from the Wall, my lord," Luwin began, his tone carefully neutral, though Robb caught the slight tightening around his eyes. "And others from across the North." He tapped one scroll sealed with the direwolf of House Stark, the wax a deep grey that seemed to absorb what little light remained in the room. "This one is from the Lady Stark. She writes from the eastern road, on her way south."
Robb''s fingers twitched toward the letter, his heart quickening at the mention of his mother. He broke the seal with trembling hands, cursing inwardly at the show of weakness. The parchment unrolled with a soft whisper, revealing his mother''s familiar script. Her words conveyed warmth and love, but beneath them, Robb could sense the strain of her journey and the weight of her own burdens.
She wrote of treacherous roads and suspicious innkeepers, of the strain of travel on her body. Robb''s throat tightened as he read, imagining his mother ¨C always so strong, so steadfast ¨C struggling against the hardships of the road. Yet, she assured him of her safety and her determination to reach King''s Landing, to stand by his father''s side and uncover the truth behind Bran''s fall.
As Robb set his mother''s letter aside, a lump formed in his throat, thick as the Wall itself. He swallowed hard, willing the emotion away. A lord must be stone, he reminded himself, though the words rang hollow in the quiet of the solar. Grey Wind stirred at his feet, the direwolf''s golden eyes fixed on his face, as if sensing his disquiet.
Maester Luwin continued his report, his voice a steady anchor in the sea of Robb''s churning thoughts. "Lord Commander Mormont reports increased wildling activity beyond the Wall. Nothing dire, but vigilance is advised."
The mention of the Wall brought thoughts of Jon unbidden to Robb''s mind. He could almost see his brother, dark curls dusted with snow, standing atop that vast, icy expanse. The image was so vivid it made his chest ache. Jon, bound by an oath as old and unyielding as the North itself, while Robb sat here in their father''s solar, playing at lordship.
To take the Black is an honor, Robb thought bitterly, his fingers drumming an agitated rhythm on the arm of his chair. And yet it feels a punishment to us both. He found himself longing for Jon''s quiet strength, his steady presence that had always been a balm to Robb''s more impetuous nature. How often had Jon''s measured words stayed Robb''s hand when anger threatened to overcome reason?
Robb forced his attention back to Luwin, whose lined face betrayed nothing of the gravity of his words. The maester''s report shifted to more local concerns, each one another weight added to Robb''s already burdened shoulders. The young lord straightened, unconsciously mimicking his father''s lordly bearing.
"There are reports of bandits on the Kingsroad, my lord," the maester said, his voice grave as a silent sept. "And Lord Waynwood requests additional men to fend off raiders in his lands."
Robb''s jaw clenched at the news, a muscle twitching beneath his skin. He could almost hear his father''s voice: The North is vast, but our people are few. We must protect our own. Bandits and raiders were a constant threat, like wolves circling a wounded deer, always probing for weakness. The irony of the comparison was not lost on him.
And now they think the North weak, with Father gone and a green boy holding Winterfell, Robb thought, his blood beginning to boil. He had to force himself to unclench his fists, aware of Grey Wind''s ears pricking up at his rising anger. The direwolf''s hackles rose slightly, a mirror to Robb''s own tension.
"Send word to Lord Waynwood," Robb said, his voice low and tight with barely contained anger. He barely restrained the urge to grit his teeth, tasting the metallic tang of fury on his tongue. "Tell him he shall have his men. And double the patrols along the Kingsroad. I''ll not have it said that the King''s peace cannot be kept in the North."
The words came out harsher than he''d intended, and Robb saw a flicker of something¡ªconcern? approval?¡ªin Luwin''s eyes. The maester nodded, making a note on a scrap of parchment. The scratch of quill on paper seemed unnaturally loud in the quiet solar.
"There is more, my lord," Luwin said after a moment, hesitation coloring his voice. Robb''s eyes narrowed at the maester''s tone. Luwin was not a man given to uncertainty, and the break in his usual composure sent a chill down Robb''s spine.
"What is it?" Robb asked, leaning forward in his chair. Grey Wind mirrored the movement, rising to pad closer to the desk, his presence a comforting warmth against Robb''s leg.
"A letter from Lord Greymont in the Lonely Hills," Luwin replied, his fingers worrying at the edge of a scroll. "He speaks of... unsettling rumors."
Robb''s eyebrows rose, a queasy feeling settling in his stomach. The Lonely Hills were aptly named, a desolate stretch of the North where even the hardiest of his father''s bannermen struggled to thrive. What could unsettle men who faced the harshest of winters without flinching?
"What manner of rumors?" he asked, proud that his voice remained steady despite the growing knot of dread in his gut.
Luwin''s face tightened, disgust etching deep lines around his mouth. "Slavers, my lord," he said, the word falling between them like a curse. "Prowling the shores, looking to snatch the unwary."
A cold fury settled in Robb''s gut at the word, spreading through his veins like the chill of a northern winter. Slavery was anathema in the North, a vile practice that no true son of Winterfell could tolerate. His father''s voice echoed in his memory, clear as the day his father had taken Robb to his first execution: "The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword."
Robb''s hand unconsciously moved to the pommel of his own blade, fingers tightening around the cool metal as he felt like swinging it through as many of those men he could get his hands on.
"Dispatch scouts," Robb growled, his voice harder than he intended. The words scraped in his throat, rough as the granite walls of Winterfell. "I want eyes on every league of our coastline, from the Stony Shore to Widow''s Watch."
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He leaned forward, the carved direwolves on the arms of his chair digging into his palms. "And send word to White Harbor. Lord Manderly is to increase patrols along the shipping lanes. Any vessel suspected of carrying slaves is to be boarded and searched." Robb''s jaw clenched, a muscle twitching beneath his skin. "If slaves are found..."
He trailed off, the unspoken sentence hanging in the air between them like the blade of an executioner''s sword. Grey Wind''s ears pricked at his master''s tone, the direwolf rising to pad closer to the desk.
Luwin bowed his head, the links of his maester''s chain clinking softly. "It shall be done, my lord." The old man''s voice was steady, but Robb caught the flicker of concern in his eyes. He still sees the boy I was, not the lord I am, Robb thought, fighting the urge to fidget under that knowing gaze.
There was one last scroll in Luwin''s gnarled hands, and the maester seemed to hesitate before mentioning it. Robb''s eyes narrowed at the uncharacteristic pause. "What is it, Maester? Speak plainly."
"A curious report from House Steelmarch, my lord," Luwin said, his tone carefully neutral. "A masterly house under Karhold. They speak of... sightings."
Robb frowned, leaning back in his chair. The leather creaked beneath him, a sound as familiar as his own heartbeat. "Sightings of what?" he asked, though a knot of dread was already forming in his gut. The North was vast and wild, its secrets as deep as the wolfswood. What manner of trouble now? he wondered.
"A great black dog, my lord," Luwin replied, his tone suggesting he found the matter somewhat beneath their notice. "With eyes like spilt blood, they say." The maester paused, weathered fingers worrying at the edge of the parchment. "Among other things. Creeping figures in the night, too big or too wrongly shaped to be man, woman, or child, and certainly no simple beast."
Robb''s hand unconsciously sought Grey Wind''s fur, fingers burying themselves in the direwolf''s thick ruff. The beast''s presence was a comfort, solid and real amidst talk of shadowy horrors. "Superstition, likely," Robb said, echoing Luwin''s unspoken sentiment. "But...?" He let the question hang, sensing there was more.
Luwin sighed, the sound heavy with the weight of countless winters. "Lord Steelmarch has spoken with other houses in the Karhold and along the Last River. There are whispers of men gone missing, my lord. And... darker things."
A chill ran down Robb''s spine that had nothing to do with the perpetual cold of Winterfell. He thought of Old Nan''s tales, of the monsters that lurked in the dark of winter. The crackle of the hearth seemed to fade, leaving only the whisper of ancient fears. The summer has lasted too long, he thought, remembering his father''s oft-repeated words. Winter is coming.
With a long, heavy sigh, Robb leaned back in his chair. The letters spread before him like a map of mounting troubles, each scroll a new shadow cast over his land, his people. Monsters, slavers, bandits¡ªthe weight of it all pressed down upon him, threatening to crush him beneath its immensity.
What would Father do? The question hung in the air, unanswerable but constant, a specter that haunted his every decision. Robb could almost see Eddard Stark standing before him, grey eyes stern yet kind, offering the wisdom of countless Starks who had ruled Winterfell before.
But Father wasn''t here. He was leagues away in King''s Landing, leaving Robb to face these troubles alone. The realization sat heavy in his chest, a cold weight that threatened to steal his breath.
Robb''s gaze fell upon Grey Wind, seeking comfort in the direwolf''s presence. The beast''s golden eyes met his own, ancient and knowing. In that moment, he felt something shift within him, a resolve hardening like steel fresh from the forge.
He turned back to Luwin, his expression set in lines of grim determination. The solar seemed to grow smaller around him, the weight of Winterfell pressing down upon his shoulders. Yet as he straightened in his chair, Robb felt a strange calm settle over him.
Yet... The thought formed slowly, a realization that had been building since the moment his father rode south. I am Lord Stark. Not Eddard Stark.
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The next Lord of House Bolton stood in the clearing, pale eyes flicking over the bustling camp with a predator''s gaze. The forest near Karhold loomed around them, dark and deep, its secrets hidden beneath a canopy of ancient trees. He adjusted his sable cloak, the fabric whispering against his velvet doublet. His boots, crafted from the finest calfskin, seemed out of place amidst the wild tangle of roots and fallen leaves.
Another day, another hunt, he mused, his lips curling into a wet, wormy smile that never quite reached his eyes. The past fortnight had been... interesting.
Yes, that was the word for it.
Interesting and amusing, in ways he hadn''t expected when they''d set out from the Dreadfort.
His gaze settled on Luton, and Ramsay''s smile widened. The fool was still shaking like a leaf in a storm, his eyes darting about as if expecting some river monster to leap from the undergrowth and drag him off. Ramsay chuckled, a low, mirthless sound that set his men on edge.
Ye''d think he''d never seen a corpse before, Ramsay thought, his tongue darting out to wet his lips as he recalled the creature they''d encountered at The Last River. It had been a sight to behold, all slimy green skin and rotting flesh. The stench of it... now that had been something special.
Like death and shit and something else, something unnatural.
He remembered how Luton had screamed when the thing grabbed him, its fingers ¨C if ye could call ''em that ¨C digging into his leg as it tried to pull him under. For a moment, Ramsay had been content to watch, enjoying the spectacle of his man fighting for his life.
But then the screaming had grown tiresome, and well... a dead Luton was no use to him.
So he''d put an end to it, swift and clean. The creature''s head had come off easy enough, though the sound it made... like no living thing Ramsay had ever heard. It had sent a shiver down his spine, a feeling he wasn''t accustomed to and didn''t much care for.
Maybe I should''ve kept it, he thought, regret tingeing his musings. Might''ve made a fine plaything.
But that hadn''t been the end of it.
Oh no, Karhold¡¯s forests seemed determined to show them all manner of queer beasts. That little demon-thing that had sprung up in front of Blood...
Now that had been something to see. Barely came up to his knee, but with claws that could''ve gutted a man easy as breathing.
Ramsay''s hand went to his boot, where he''d stowed one of the creature''s finger-long nails as a trophy. He could still feel the satisfying crunch as he''d stomped the life out of the little beast, punishment for daring to spook his horse. Looking at what remained of the little creature after, Ramsay had to admit it was more queer than he expected. Dark gray skin, covered with mud, it smelled of deep earth and had a face like a dead man, wide jaws with open lips full of sharp teeth, and a skull that held sick-looking green eyes that looked like they belonged to a creature from one of the Hells the Southerners talked about.
He had found that funny as well.
Ramsay Bolton, Slayer of Demons, he thought with a sneer. Blessed by the Seven and all that horse shit.
Apart from that, and the odd rats the size of a cat with long noses and long ears, the nights had been as quiet as usual.
Still, Ramsay thought to himself, these creatures may have been interesting but he only had mind for one of them, his new favorite beast.
His eyes narrowed as he surveyed his men, each absorbed in their own tasks. Yellow Dick was cackling as he drank, the sound grating against Ramsay''s ears.
Skinner sat apart, his fingers moving nimbly as he played some game with a set of dice, his eyes darting up now and then to watch the others. Always watching, that one.
Sour Alyn sat with a stone in one hand and sword in the other, his rotten teeth bared in a permanent grimace as he glared at the surrounding trees.
And Grunt...
Well, Grunt just stood there, silent as always. Sometimes Ramsay wondered what thoughts rattled around in that empty head of his with no tongue to voice them.
But it was Ben Bones who truly caught Ramsay''s attention.
The old kennelmaster was tending to the hounds, his weathered hands gentle as he checked each dog for burrs or cuts. He spoke to them in low, soothing tones, showing more care and affection than Ramsay had ever seen him direct at a human being.
"Ain''t that sweet," Ramsay muttered, his voice dripping with mockery. "Treating those dogs better than his own kin, I''d wager."
He watched as Ben Bones knelt beside one of the bitches, carefully examining a paw she''d been favoring. The gentleness in the old man''s eyes was almost... tender. It was enough to turn Ramsay''s stomach.
Pathetic, he thought, his lips curling in disgust. Wasting all that care on dumb beasts.
And yet... there was something amusing about it all. The way Ben Bones could be so gentle with the hounds, yet stand by without a word as Ramsay flayed a man alive. The contrast was almost... delicious.
A grin spread across Ramsay''s face, his pale eyes glittering with cruel mirth. In fact, it was.
His pale gaze swept across the clearing again, taking in the sorry lot he called his men. The air was thick with the stench of unwashed bodies and fear, a scent that made his nostrils flare with pleasure. He could taste it on his tongue, metallic and sweet, like blood fresh from a wound.
Yellow Dick was off to one side, his high-pitched cackle cutting through the air like a rusted blade. The man was telling some crude jest about a whore and a mule, his face flushed with ale and idiocy. Ramsay watched as the others shifted away, trying to escape the cloud of stink that seemed to follow Yellow Dick wherever he went.
Bloody fool, Ramsay thought, his lips curling in disgust. Might be worth skinning him just to shut him up.
But no, Yellow Dick had his uses. The man was cruel in a way that even Ramsay could appreciate, though he lacked the finesse to make it truly artful. Still, there was something to be said for brute force now and again.
His attention was drawn by the sharp crack of a whip. Damon Dance-for-Me was at it again, practicing his craft on some poor sod who''d caught his eye. The boyish-faced man was all smiles as he flicked the whip, each strike coming closer and closer to the young town guards face. Ramsay could see the fear in the boy''s eyes, the way he flinched with each snap of leather.
Now that''s more like it, Ramsay mused, wetting his lips. There was an art to Damon''s cruelty, a grace that Ramsay could appreciate. He watched as a bead of sweat rolled down the boy''s temple, imagining the salty taste of terror on his tongue. The fair-haired man caught Ramsay''s eye and grinned, a smile that failed to match the harshness of his actions.
Nearby, Sour Alyn was tending to his blade, the scrape of stone on steel a steady rhythm in the chaos of the camp. His face was twisted in concentration, or maybe it was just his usual scowl. It was hard to tell with Alyn; the man''s temper was as foul as his breath, but his loyalty was unquestionable. Ramsay valued that, even if he found the man''s lack of imagination... disappointing.
Loyal as a dog, that one, Ramsay thought. And about as clever.
His eyes drifted to the edge of the clearing, where Skinner lurked in the shadows. Now there was a man who knew his craft. Ramsay had seen him work, had watched as he peeled the skin from a man''s body with the care of a lover. It was almost beautiful, in its way. Their eyes met for a moment, and Ramsay felt his narrow. Skinner was useful, aye, but dangerous too.
Too clever by half, that one.
Need to watch him, Ramsay reminded himself. Might be he knows too much.
But all thoughts of his men faded as his gaze settled on the true prize of the day. Tied to a tree at the edge of the clearing, bound with heavy iron chains, was Runt. The massive black dog was anything but small, standing at the height of a small man at the shoulder, its muscles rippling beneath its midnight coat. But it was the eyes that caught Ramsay''s attention, blood-red and burning with an intelligence that no beast should possess.
Ramsay felt a thrill run through him as he approached Ben Bones, the old kennelmaster. He could see the fear in the man''s eyes, the way his hands shook as he tended to the other hounds. It was... delicious.
"How are the hounds?" Ramsay asked, his voice smooth as silk. A smile crossed his face at the way Ben flinched at the sound, like a rabbit caught in a snare.
"Aye, m''lord, they''re well," Ben replied, his voice quavering. "Never seen ''em so calm."
Ramsay''s eyes narrowed. The old man''s gaze kept flickering towards Runt, fear written plain across his weathered face. Interesting, Ramsay thought. Very interesting indeed.
"And the new one?" Ramsay pressed, letting a hint of steel creep into his voice. "How does he fare?"
Ben swallowed hard, the little thing in his wrinkly neck bouncing like a cork in choppy waters. "That one..." he began, his voice barely above a whisper. "He''s no ordinary hound, m''lord. Not wild, he is. But ''e knows too much." The last words were spoken so softly that Ramsay had to lean in to hear them. "Listens only to you, m''lord."
A smirk played across Ramsay''s lips as he turned away from the trembling kennelmaster. He could feel the old man''s eyes on him as he strode towards Runt, could practically taste the fear rolling off him in waves. It was exquisite.
As he neared the chained beast, Ramsay felt a thrill of excitement course through him. He remembered the chase, the wild hunt through the forest that had led to Runt''s capture. It had been pure chance, really. He''d seen the great black shape racing through the trees and had given chase on a whim, his blood singing with the thrill of the hunt.
It had been no easy task to bring Runt down. The beast was faster than any hound Ramsay had ever seen, its powerful legs eating up the ground with each stride. But Ramsay was nothing if not determined. He''d pushed his mount to the limit, urging Blood on with whip and spur until they''d finally caught up.
Even then, it had been a near thing. Ramsay had barely managed to throw the iron chain around Runt''s neck, the metal links biting into the beast''s flesh. For a moment, he''d thought the dog would break free, its strength seeming to surpass anything natural. But then, something strange had happened.
Runt had... yielded.
Almost like he wanted to be caught, Ramsay mused, his eyes narrowing as he studied the great black dog. There was something unnatural about the beast, something that set Ramsay''s teeth on edge even as it fascinated him.
As he approached, Runt''s blood-red eyes locked onto him with an intensity that was almost human. Ramsay felt a shiver run down his spine, a mix of fear and excitement that he rarely experienced. He reached out, placing a hand on the beast''s muzzle, feeling the warmth of its breath against his skin.
There was a moment of tension, a silent battle of wills between man and beast. And then, slowly, Runt lowered its massive head in submission. Ramsay felt a rush of triumph, of power, that was almost intoxicating. His smirk shifted into a dark, expectant grin as he leaned in close, his lips almost brushing the dog''s ear.
"Who''s a good boy?"
II-7: Monsters of the North I
Not too far from the Karhold, where ironwoods stood silent watch, a small clearing opened up to the banks of a slow-moving river. The midday sun, filtered through a canopy of green, dappled the forest clearing and the edge of the riverbank with mottled light. A gentle breeze carried the scent of pine and damp earth, mingling with the earthy musk of decaying leaves that carpeted the ground.
At the edge of this tranquil scene, a bear cub a good bit larger than a hound pup cowered, its small form dwarfed by the vastness of its surroundings. The cub''s dark eyes, wide with instinctive caution, darted between the treeline and the water''s edge. Its tiny nose twitched, sampling the air thick with the promise of both life and decay.
The river gurgled softly, its surface a mirror to the drifting clouds above. Along its banks, smooth river stones glistened with moisture, their surfaces worn by countless years of the water''s patient caress. A few feet from the water''s edge lay a scene of peaceful abandonment: a bag of thick, coarse canvas sprawled open against a bed of pebbles, its contents carelessly strewn about.
A fine green tunic, the color of summer leaves and thicker and more ornate than it appeared at first glance, lay crumpled atop the bag. Beside it, a pair of brown trousers were tangled with a tall green cap, its tip bent backwards, flopping over. Two leather gauntlets, their surfaces etched with intricate designs, rested nearby. A pair of fine brown boots, their soles caked with mud, stood sentinel over the scattered garments.
But it was the sword that drew the eye above all. It lay apart from the other items, its blade gleaming with an unnatural brilliance that seemed to challenge the very sun above. At its crossguard, a gem sparkled like the surface of the Last River under a summer sun, casting tiny rainbows across the pebbled shore. The sword''s edge looked sharp enough to slice the very air, its white surface a perfect mirror to the clouds in the sky.
The bear cub, driven by a curiosity that warred with its instinctive caution, crept ever closer to the water''s edge. Each careful step was a gentle rustle against the underbrush, barely audible above the soft lapping of the river against its banks. Its tiny paws sank slightly into the damp earth, leaving a trail of delicate prints in its wake.
As it neared the water, the cub''s ears twitched at every subtle sound. The gentle gurgle of the river, the whisper of wind through leaves, the distant call of a bird - all of these registered in its heightened senses. It''s dark eyes, liquid pools of wariness, never left the water''s surface.
The river, for its part, seemed a picture of tranquility. Gentle bubbles rose to its surface, popping quietly one by one. The soft ''plop'' of each bursting bubble sent tiny ripples dancing across the water, distorting the reflection of the sky above.
Suddenly, the cub froze, still a good distance from the edge. The bubbles began to rise with increasing urgency, each a soft explosion of air that sent larger ripples across the once-calm surface. The cub''s muscles tensed, ready to flee at the slightest provocation.
Without warning, the river''s surface broke with a violent eruption. Water thrashed into the air as a grotesque, insect-like creature burst forth from the depths. The bear cub bolted, its tiny form disappearing into the underbrush with a speed born of terror.
The creature that emerged was a nightmarish blend of crustacean and man, an abomination that seemed an affront to both nature and the gods. Its face was a horror of layered features, with multiple close-set eyes that glowed an eerie milky-white. A wide maw filled with needle-like teeth gaped open, rivulets of river water cascading from its depths.
The monster''s body mimicked the appearance of wet, rotting driftwood, a twisted parody of human form supporting six long, jointed legs. Each limb reached the height of a grown man''s shoulder, ending in sharp, hook-like claws that slammed onto the riverbank. Mud and water splattered in all directions as the beast hauled itself from the river, a wet, gurgling roar tearing from its throat.
Clutched in its monstrous jaws was a screaming, bloodied form - a boy, no more than five-and-ten. His blond hair, once likely the color of summer wheat, was now matted with fresh blood, mud, and river debris. All of it clung to his pained, pale face, which was contorted in a rictus of agony and terror.
The boy''s body, clad only in simple white smallclothes now stained red and brown, bore deep, gruesome wounds. The flesh around one side of his midsection was torn and ragged where the beast''s teeth had sunk in, blood flowing freely from the gaping injury. His face and limbs were a canvas of gashes and wounds, likely inflicted by the monster''s rough, spiked limbs as it had dragged him from the depths.
Despite his grievous injuries, the boy thrashed wildly in the creature''s grip. His chest heaved as he gasped for breath between screams of pain and fury. With every movement, the monster''s pincers tightened, causing fresh spurts of blood to erupt from the wounds. The boy''s hands, slick with his own blood, pounded viciously against the carapace that was the creature''s face.
His desperate, mangled shouts filled the air, echoing off the trees and across the water.The boy''s situation was as dire as it was horrifying, his strength clearly fading even as he fought with the fury of one who knows death is near.
"Fu-FU-gETOFFME!"
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All I wanted was to take a little dip, Greg thought, his mind racing even as pain threatened to overwhelm him. A little dip. Was that too much to ask?
It had been almost a full week since his last wash, and he honestly didn''t like going that long without at least rinsing off, even without soap. When he made his way to the river and stripped down to his underwear, he had no clue that a freaking monster was hiding along the riverbank. Hell, he didn''t even know Westeros had monsters.
Nobody told me that, he thought bitterly. He would have assumed Arryk would have said a little something about the weird insect looking monster in the water or anything like that, or maybe it was so normal the Westeros people didn''t even think about it. They didn''t seem to have adventurers or a demon lord or anything like that and all the dragons had been dead for like two centuries or whatever but why did nobody think to mention the fucking monsters that just swam at the bottom of the water. What kind of crappy fantasy world doesn''t warn you about the river monsters?
But when it had latched onto his leg and slammed his body down before dragging him under the water, he found out real quick that monsters were very much a thing here.
His heart slammed against his chest like it was trying to break free as he finally managed to suck in a breath, water pouring from his mouth. That gasp for air quickly turned into a scream that tore through his throat, a sound of pure agony that echoed across the river. The numbing feel of blood leaving his body mixed with a sharp, all-consuming pain as the creature''s pincers dug deeper into his flesh. It felt like being stabbed by a hundred knives at once, each one twisting and tearing.
The world spun around him, a blur of motion and chaos. His own ragged breaths and the splashing of river water filled his ears as he thrashed in the beast''s iron grip. Each gasp was a battle, the air barely reaching his lungs as murky river water clung to his nose and lips. The metallic taste of blood mixed with the dirty water, making him want to puke.
The creature''s head loomed over him, a grotesque mix of human and crustacean features that looked like something straight out of a nightmare. Its milky, glowing eyes stared at him, soulless and hungry. There was no understanding in those eyes, no remorse¡ªjust an endless, primal hunger that made Greg''s skin crawl.
Multiple rows of needle-like teeth, each dripping with slimy river gunk, snapped close to his face. The stench coming from the creature''s mouth was overwhelming, a mix of rotting fish and something even worse. Greg could feel the jagged edges of its mouth scraping against his skin, each movement promising a painful end.
"AAAARRGGGH!" Greg screamed as the beast''s jaws clamped down harder. He hung in the air above the riverbank, the monster''s monstrous teeth straining his ribs and forcing more blood out of his body as it shook him like a dog with a chew toy.
Practically naked, with only his soaked white briefs keeping him decent, as a monster used him like a teething ring, Greg figured he should have been feeling more scared. And yeah, the fear was still there, a cold pit in his stomach that threatened to paralyze him. But it was being pushed aside by something else, something hot and fierce that burned through his veins.
Pure, unadulterated rage.
The thought that some random shitty beast was going to make him it''s lunch was enough to act as a weird kind of anger-fueled painkiller. He wasn''t going to question it, though. Not when it was the only thing keeping him fighting.
As he''d been doing underwater before the monster had decided to break the surface again, Greg threw a vicious blow into the creature''s face, his other hand gripping tight into one of the monster''s many eyes, fingers piercing the gooey surface for leverage as he held tight to the things skull. His fist, clenched so tight they hurt, felt like it was hitting solid rock. The thing''s shell was cold and slick, like wet driftwood, and just as hard. But Greg didn''t stop; each punch came with a guttural scream, his voice rough and strained from both effort and fear.
"Stop!" Punch. The beast''s head jerked back slightly, the impact sending a jolt up Greg''s arm that made his teeth rattle.
"Fucking!" Punch. The beast roared, the sound vibrating through Greg''s whole body.
"Trying!" Punch. Another hit, this time Greg felt something give beneath his fist, a small victory that sent a surge of hope through him.
"To!" Punch. The creature reeled, its grip loosening just a bit, enough for Greg to suck in a deeper breath.
"Eat!" Punch. Greg''s arms felt like lead, every muscle screaming in protest, but he kept going.
"ME!" Greg drew his arm back further, some instinct guiding him as his stomach churned with energy. A warmth traveled up from his gut, spreading through his arm and into his raised fist, which started to glow with a faint light.
With all the force he could muster, Greg''s fist connected with the monster''s battered ugly face. There was a sickening crunch, like stepping on a giant beetle, as his raw and bleeding knuckles burst through the woodlike texture of its skin and into its buglike skull.
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The creature''s head cracked open with a wet snap, and bits of its shell went flying like shards of broken glass. Underneath the driftwood-like armor, the inside was slick and goopy, a mix of thick blood and jelly-like gunk that oozed out of the jagged wound. The creature''s broken head showed a twisted mix of human-like bones and bug-like bits, with thick, ropey stuff holding together a gross mass of grayish brain gunk that was spilling out in clumps.
The beast started thrashing around like crazy, its claws flailing wildly as it tried to keep hold of Greg. With a sound like a dying frog, its jaw hung open, and Greg fell onto the edge of the riverbank hard. The impact knocked the wind out of him, sending a fresh wave of pain through his battered body.
Blood, his blood, warm and sticky, streamed down his sides. It soaked into his wet underwear before getting washed away by the river. The coppery smell of it filled his nose, making him gag and bringing him back to his senses.
Gritting his teeth against the pain, the blond teen started to drag himself forward. His elbows and forearms dug into the muddy ground, leaving tracks in the soft earth as he inched his way onto solid land. Every movement was agony, his muscles screaming in protest, but he kept going. He had to get away from the water, away from that thing.
Finally, after what felt like hours but was probably only a minute, his entire body was on the grass. The cold, wet blades tickled his skin, a weirdly normal sensation after the nightmare he''d just been through.
Exhausted and in more pain than he''d ever felt in his life, Greg turned his head and spat a mouthful of blood onto the ground beside him. It left a red stain on the green grass, a stark reminder of how close he''d come to dying.
"...fuck this shitty isekai," he muttered, his voice barely more than a whisper.
The monster behind Greg finally stilled, its body sinking back into the river with a slow, almost mournful gurgle. The sound of its massive form displacing water echoed in Greg''s ears almost like a massive toilet flush, if toilets were filled with river water and monster guts.
Greg''s pained scowl shifted to a tired grin, the kind you''d see on someone who just finished a marathon made of pain. "...fu-fucking... finally," he rasped out, his voice sounding like he''d gargled with gravel.
As he lay there on the riverbank, feeling like a human-shaped punching bag, Greg felt an energy filling him. It was familiar by now, like an old friend that only showed up when he was half-dead. The warm energy rushed to his most grievous wound, the gaping hole at his side that looked like someone had tried to turn him into a donut. Greg could feel it working now, the usual weird itchy-burny sensation that made him want to scratch like crazy, but he knew better. Slowly but steadily, it started stitching itself back together, flesh knitting like some kind of gross, bloody sweater.
In no time, it''ll be like I never got nommed on by the Creature from the Black Lagoon''s uglier cousin, Greg thought, watching with a mix of fascination and nausea as his skin closed up. At least for that one big wound.
The many other bruises and cuts all over the rest of his body? Not so lucky. They throbbed and stung, a symphony of "ow" playing across his skin.
"Stup..." He took in a deep breath as he sat up, finally able to do so without feeling like his insides were trying to become his outsides. The air tasted like river muck and blood, but it was better than choking on water. "Stupid healing power."
He didn''t mean that.
Not really.
He knew it was useful, like having a paramedic on speed dial inside his own body. The thing was though, useful as it was, the power weirdly only seemed to act on his most life-threatening wounds. It was like having the world''s pickiest doctor, one that only cared about the "you might die in the next five minutes" stuff and ignored everything else.
It healed a small piece with every serious wound he landed in a fight, or the whole thing if he managed to kill whoever - or whatever - was trying to turn him into a Greg-kebab. If he wanted to come out of a fight without bleeding from a dozen different places, he''d have to take down or kill a few more people faster than they could kill him.
And considering I''m only slightly better with a sword than a bunch of bandits and barbarians, that''s easier said than done, Greg thought with a grimace. It''s like being the best player on a Little League team made up of blind kids. Sure, you''re better, but you''re still gonna suck compared to the pros.
He took in another deep breath, the air still smelling¡ªand his tongue still tasting¡ªof river water, blood, and something that might have been monster guts. Greg held up a hand, focusing as he barely acknowledged the scurrying of feet behind him. Ash, his furry sidekick, came running up to nuzzle into his side like an overgrown, bear-shaped cat.
Giving the little guy a head scratch - because even in a world of magic and monsters, you don''t ignore your animal companion - Greg triggered the magic in him. Something about the mental image of gripping his sword managed to work really well for that, like his brain had decided "sword = magic go now".
"Heal," he muttered, the word feeling warm on his tongue.
A ball of ethereal golden light formed in his raised palm, bright and strong. It looked way more impressive than it had a week ago when he''d first used it on that knight. Back then, it had looked more like a bunch of fireflies trying to imitate a baseball.
Now, though?
It was more like a small, translucent pale sun in his hand, minus the whole "burns your eyeballs if you look directly at it" thing.
Ever since he had gotten those flashes of memories of another life as some kind of battle nun in some other world¡ªGreta Veder? That''s still weird to think about¡ªGreg had noticed that all his healing magic seemed to have gotten a lot stronger. Two, maybe¡
No, three times as strong as when he first started using it.
He wasn''t sure why that was.
Maybe magic was like a muscle, and he''d been unknowingly hitting the mystical gym? One second, you go from struggling to light a candle and next you''re starting forest fires. Or maybe Greta''s memories were like some kind of magical steroid, beefing up his healing mojo.
But then again, he also wasn''t sure this was just healing magic either.
If he had to be honest, his second element felt almost exactly like the spells Greta had been using when she was training to be a battle nun. He''d used a bunch of the spells Greta''s memories had dropped in his lap, like some kind of mystical care package.
There was that first night when he created a "Sanctuary" to keep those animals from finding or getting close to the hiding spot he''d found for him and Ash. It was like an invisible "No Monsters Allowed" sign, and he''d been doing the same thing every night since to keep away bandits and again, those same fucking animals.
Thankfully, no more animals had showed up during the day either. Because nothing says "great day" like running into Westeros'' version of Cujo every time you try to take a leak.
Which had let him experiment with the other spell he had remembered from Greta.
For the first time in almost three months, Greg Veder had been able to drink pure, clean fresh water and not the weird tasting stuff he refilled from rivers and springs in the North.
Those spells were a lifesaver.
Literally, he thought with a dry smile, looking at the healing ball of magic in his hand. It pulsed gently, like a heartbeat made of light.
Which... raised a question, actually.
He wasn''t sure nuns were allowed to use spells... or magic, at all really, but then that wasn''t his world, in the first place. Maybe in Greta''s world, nuns were less "Sound of Music" and more "Dungeons and Dragons". Honestly, nuns being badass spell-slingers who kicked ass and took names in the name of the Lord would definitely make going to church worth it.
He''d have to think more on that honestly. Add it to the ever-growing list of "Weird Shit to Figure Out When I''m Not About to Die."
Right now, though, he was just grateful for the magical first-aid kit in his head. So, thanks, Greta, he thought as he kept the spell going. Wherever she was, whatever version of him she might have been, he owed her one.
Or several.
In barely half a minute, all his remaining scrapes, cuts and bruises sealed up completely and the completely damp and waterlogged Greg Veder found himself taking in another deep breath of air, this one entirely pain free. It felt like coming up for air after being underwater for way too long¡ªwhich was exactly what happened, funny enough¡ªhis lungs expanding fully for the first time since the fight began.
Before he could let it out, his eyes widened as his soul expanded at that same moment, ballooning out in search of something. As often as it happened, it was always at least a little bit of a shock to feel like his entire being was suddenly made of stretchy taffy, reaching out for... something. In no time at all, it snapped back into shape, only to balloon out immediately as Greg''s eyes widened a second time in quick succession.
The feeling of his soul stretching out even wider and the feel of his body changing as he sat on the ground was enough to draw a sharp gasp from his lips. The first one may have been noticeable, but this was¡ undeniable. His entire body felt like it was being put through a taffy puller, if the taffy puller was messing with his insides instead of candy.
It was so stunning that when his soul stretched out a third time to a much smaller degree, he almost didn''t even notice it. He likely wouldn''t have even paid it any attention if it wasn''t for the large brown backpack popping into existence right in front of his lap, like the world''s weirdest magic trick.
Great, now I''m accidentally summoning luggage. What''s next, magic socks?
The teenager cast a confused blue-eyed glance down at his furry traveling companion, receiving one back in return.
"My powers are weird, dude."
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