《The Visible Witch》


 The Blessed Beginning

    When there was light, there was dark. The math lit our path and guided us to salvation. The herder of the flock was none other than the wise philosopher known as Kirk Weiler, the Weiler of Kirks.


    However, on one fateful day. The dark overpowered the light. The sheep were blind to the pitch black and alluring grab of the N-Gen. The Gen of Ns.


    THIS MARKED THE DAY THE MATH DIED!


    The math that led them all to salvation was no longer. It was replaced with a math that enforced order and conduct and left no room for new ideas. Without these new ideas, we could not enter infinite layers into boundless.


    That was until, Jake Vietnam was born, the Jake of Vietnams. Born from The Stellar Heavenly Child (And Jake is the heavenly child himself), he destroyed countless universes for some reason.


    After this, he faced a tragic loss of memory. He then had to rediscover his power. That is when he restarted his life as an ordinary Joe. A chill guy one might even say.


    Joining the magic academy, he met many friends and mentors for around thirty minutes. It was here that he was enlightened to the ways of Emathinstruction. Enjoying the story? Show your support by reading it on the official site.


    He realized the corrupt ways of the N-Gen, but chose to say nothing. He didn''t think he stood a chance against it as he always doubts his value.


    Instead, Jake sat in class listening to the instructions of an unnamed teacher. That was until the fearsome Gordon Rameusy, the Gordon of Rameusies, and the cousin of Gordon Freeman, the Freeman of Gordons destroyed the academy, and all of Jake''s bestest friends.


    Jake set off to defeat Gordon, but unbeknownst to Jake, there was a survivor in the rubble. None other than the unnamed teacher, Kirk Weiler, the Weiler of Kirks


    THE VISIBLE WITCH


    He crawled his way out of the debris, wiping the dust off of the red-collared shirt. He adjusted his glasses and swore that day to take down all that tried to harm Emathinstruction and his students.


    An unknown man walked up to the shattered remains of the academy. As Kirk left the destroyed building, the two made eye contact.


    "Dr. Sinn, is that you?"


    "Still made in America, at least for now."


    "It is you!"


    Dr. Sinn, also known as the sinn of doctors, was Kirk Weiler''s lawyer and travel advisor from Ethiopia.


    "It''s been so long Dr. Sinn."


    "Long time no see, Kirk, if that even is your real name."


    They continued making eye contact, and all of their shared universes that they contained within their bodies connected at that moment. They understood what was going on, and they knew they needed to team up to defeat a greater force. A force greater than getting airplane tickets from Travel Advisor.


    "Are you thinking what I''m thinking Kirk?"


    "Sure am!"


    They began running off into the distance, ready to take down N-Gen with their knowledge and combined IMMEASURABLE power, that was FREE OF BOUNDS.

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    Gordon Raemusy wanted to control all of the boundless layers. Cake layers were not enough.


    He turned to a mysterious figure who questioned him about his plans.


    "What are you planning to do?"


    Gordon turned to the figure and scowled. "My life, my rules. My style, my attitude. You love me or hate me, I don''t care. But do not play with me."


    "Understood!"


    With that, Gordon, the Gordon, sat silently, staring off into the distance. He truly was a Raemusy.


    A giant TV screen displayed the foreboding logo of N-Gen, also known as §¥§Ó§à§Ö. All of Raemussy''s followers bowed to the screen before them.


    "I love being a raymusy" Gordon said.Unauthorized reproduction: this story has been taken without approval. Report sightings.


    Kirk stopped dead in his tracks while walking alongside Dr. Sinn.


    "DID YOU JUST FEEL THAT?"


    "No."


    "Me neither."


    Kirk stopped again in his tracks. He had an untied shoelace, but that''s not why he stopped. In fact, It was the shoelace that he stepped on that indicated danger was afoot. You see, the aglet of the lace detected a slight rumble in the ground. The ground was tumbling. Mumbling. Bumbling. Mom''s spaghetti. Then, at that moment, Dr. Dre Himself, the Dre of Doctors, emerged from the ground below. He startled the Weiler and da Sinn.


    Dr. Dre stared at them intently, and began to speak in a deep voice. "You two have been chosen."


    "For what?" Kirk asked in confusion.


    "To win a new Iphone 17 pro. And also, to defeat N-Gen, which is led by the tyrannical rule of the Raemussy himself."


    "NO WAY!" Kirk and Da Sinn shouted simultaneously.


    Dr. Dre then ascended to heaven, leaving them behind. The only thing left to remind them of his presence was a gold chain that had the words "THE MATHE" attached. Kirk looked down at the shiny 24 karat magic in the air gold chain before them. He picked it up and wore it in honor of the Dead Docta Dre.


    After putting on the 24 karat magic in the air gold chain, he turned to Da Sinn of sinns, and asked, "Do you notice anything different?"


    Da Sinn nodded and replied, "Indeed. You are free of bounds."


    "Immeasurably." Kirk concluded.

 Kingdom in the Bronx

    As Kirk and Da Sinn (formerly a Doctor who lost his job in-between chapters), walked aimlessly, realized that they shouldn''t be so aimless, so they decided to think of a plan.


    "I know we must defeat N-Gen, but how do we do it?" Kirk asked.


    "Don''t be so foolish." Da Sinn retorted. "We must first go to the Bronx to find information about where N-Gen HQ is located.


    "REAL!"


    With that, the two used their speed that was free of bounds to run to the Bronx, which was a Kingdom, run by a sultan, who was a president.


    Along the way, the speedy journey in which is a god-given right, Daktuh Sinn and Kirk faced many near-death experiences, traffic collisions, and drug addicts looking for money. This was the way the President Sultan liked things. He was very set in his ways.


    As they continued, they ran across a giant sentient building that had a billboard on it that said "2D Mafia HQ", but it wasn''t important. Maybe in another story it was.


    Anyway, the two found the capital building of the Bronx, and knocked on the door. Upon the door someone had framed the constitution of Bronx.Help support creative writers by finding and reading their stories on the original site.


    What caught their eye was that the constitution demanded every citizen to own a wireless printer. Oh the horror.


    "The President Sultane is EVIL!" Kirk shouted.


    "Indeed. And his name is Sultane." Doc. Sinn stated.


    "HE MUST BE INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE!" Kirk exclaimed.


    "This is non fiction by the way." Da Sinn stated randomly.


    "Why did you just say that?" Kirk asked. Kirk was so used to living behind livestream, gaming cameras, that he couldn''t tell the difference between reality and a set.


    "You see Kirk. The Sultan lies behind behind one of these three walls before you. I assume it''s the one past the third." Da Sinn stated. "You must break that one."


    "But I don''t want to break the fourth wall." Kirk complained.


    "TOO BAD!" Doctare Sinn yelled.


    "Ugh fine." Kirk sighed. He stretched out his arm and fired off a universe shattering blast of energy, with the support of the Dead Docta''s THE MATHE gold chain. Dakota Sinn watched in awe.


    "THIS IS THE POWER OF MATHE!" Kirk screamed as he destroyed the fourth wall. Behind the wall was indeed the president sultane named sultane, who was the sultane of sultanes.


    "WE FOUND YOU!" Kirk yelled.


    "Nuh uhhhhh." Sultane responded before disappearing into nothingness. His voice echoed throughout the building. "YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME YOU EMATHINSTRUCTION WEIRDOS"


    "Grrr. He makes me made." Kirk stated, crossing his arms in frustration.


    Doctaro Sinn looked around before coming to a realization. "Sultane¡­ he''s¡­ a wizard.. and he''s hidden."


    "This would be so much easier if he was a witch that was visible." Kirk stated bluntly.

 The Day the Chefs Died

    "Oh well, let''s go somewhere else." Said the Weila.


    "Good idea." Sino rocktavious responded.


    The two left the building as if nothing happened and went on with their day. They event went to get cookie dough ice cream. SCRUMMY YUMMY! The president of saltines was long forgoren.


    Dr. Sinn looked over at Kirk with a confused expression and began to question something. "Wait a second Mr. Weiler of Kirks, why did we even do all of this in the first place?"


    "YOU DARE QUESTION ME? I AM THE RULER OF MATHE! I HOLD THE PENDANT!" Kirk exclaimed, with clenched fists and furrowed brows.


    "Geez! What has gotten into you Weila?" Sin City responded. "I forgor." Kirk replied.


    The two then went to a village that was exactly two minutes away. It was there that they found many culinary geniuses. They all used mathematical formulas of the old ways to perfect their dishes. But none of them were the Raymusty.This content has been unlawfully taken from Royal Road; report any instances of this story if found elsewhere.


    "What are we going to do now that the Sultane of Sardines has disappeared?" Sinn asked. "We find another way." Kirk replied with a serious expression.


    With that, Kirk walked up to one of the chefs named Matty MatheSon. He grabbed him by the collar and shook him violently. "WHERE IS GORDON!?!?!?!?" Kirk screamed at the top of lungs.


    "Get down from there!" Dr. Sin screamed.


    Getting off of the lungs, Kirk looked at Matty intently. "TELL US MATTY!"


    "How do you know my name?" Matty asked. "Because I am." Kirk exclaimed.


    Matty looks down to see that Kirk was wearing the mathe necklace, bestowed by Dokta Dray. Kirk really was a mathe son.


    "You''re one of us!" Matty exclaimed. "Of course I am!" Kirk replied. "Now show us where the Gorgon is!"


    "OOOOOH! I know where he is. He is in the town that is very dangerous, because once you enter, your life will be cut in half.


    "Okay, let''s follow him then!" Dr./Mr. Sin stated. "Indeed. Follow the way my fellow mathe son." Kirk said. With a nod, Matty walked off into the distance, waiting for them to follow behind.


    Kirk, please select one: Mr. Mrs. Mx. Sr. Ms. Sinn and Matty all left the village.


    All the other chefs died.

 Song of the Secants

    Matty Mathemann walked up to Kirk with a serious expression randomly and yelled, "DID THE DOKTA GIVE YOU THAT PENDANT!?!?!?"


    Kirk looked confused and nodded his head. "Yes why?"


    "Because the Dr. Dre can''t spell. That pendant doesn''t say Mathe, it says Emath!" Matty explained. Kirk''s eyes widened in surprise. "And you''re telling me all of this in the Monday?"


    "Yes."


    "So what do I do with this knowledge" Kirk asked, bewildered by Matty''s mathe.


    "You sing the song of the secants." Matty explained. Luckily Da Sin knew this song by heart. He began singing randomly. Just then, the Emath soldiers arose from the newly added 8th circle of hell.


    Kirk looked at the vast ocean of soldiers and shouted, "GORDON PUT THEM IN HELL!"This narrative has been unlawfully taken from Royal Road. If you see it on Amazon, please report it.


    "But we''ve escaped." they all chanted simultaneously.


    At that moment, they began to shout out for the weila to give a speech.


    "SPEECH! SPEECH! SPEECH!" they all chant, their fists raised in the air.


    Da sinn asks them all to settle down. Kirk looks to da sin.


    "It''s alright." Kirk says humbly. "I''ll give them what they want."


    Kirk takes 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 steps forward, and looks out to the sea of soldiers.


    "My fellow mathers. My pupils. My teachers. My federal credit union. The time has come. Gordon has made us all suffer terribly. It is time we END this!!!"


    They all cheered, except one. The one stepped forward.


    "But how do we stop him?"


    Kirk was patient with the foolish question.


    "With the power of mathe, and the New York State regents exams score statistics, of course."


    Blown away by the sheer power of his response, they all bow to Kirk and praise him.


    "PRAISE THE TRUE KIRKSUS!!!!"


    With that, the soldiers dip.


    "Where did they go?" Matty asked, turning to Kirk and Sinman


    "To the place." Kirk responds. "They have harnessed negative infinity percent of Jeiku Betonamu''s power and now they are ready to defeat any threat that comes their way." he concluded.


    "And what about us Kirksus?" Sino asked. "We continue onwards. Like an infinite slope graph."


    They then continued onwards.

 The interlude

    "I sense a secondary plot." Jake Vietnam said, wherever he was.


    "OF COURSE! IT MUST BE KIRK WEILER!" Jason Voorheese, I mean Bourne, exclaimed.


    "Kirk surpasses the inaccessible large and uncountable numbers that are explained within ZFC set theory, and every other mathematical theory!" Jake exclaimed.


    "Woah." Jesus Christ said.


    Now time for a RoyalRoad exclusive interview:


    Jake: How does it feel getting your own spin-off Mr. Weila?


    Kirk: Well Jake, I honestly don''t have any words. I am beyond thrilled and honored.


    Jake: Mhm mhm. And what made you decide to go on your own adventure parallel to mine?


    Kirk: Well Jake, you see, I had my own story on that Kirk Weiler wiki, but due to page vandalizations and public domain, it wasn''t going anywhere. Then I came across your masterful writing and I just thought, "You know, I have to be canon."


    Jake: Yeah, I get that. Unfortunately, you were an unnamed teacher in the original novel so I''m sure you didn''t think you''d ever get a spin-off.Stolen content alert: this content belongs on Royal Road. Report any occurrences.


    Kirk: Oh yeah, for sure. It felt like the odds were stacked against me. But I got the opportunity of a lifetime here, so I''ll be the best main character ever.


    Jake: I really love your enthusiasm. You''re the first official crossover, so this is a momentous occasion in history if I do say so myself.


    Kirk: Yeah yeah. I''m just as excited.


    Jake: Another question. Where are you scaling wise?


    Kirk: Well, I don''t know too much about all of that, but I''d say that since I created the very concept of math, and literally every mathematic dilemma, I''m pretty high up there. Maybe even higher than you to be honest.


    Jake: Hey now, don''t get cocky. (Laughs) Anyway, I''m beyond the concept of the concept of creating concepts so I''m much stronger, but I get where you''re coming from.


    Kirk:  Yeah, I was just teasing.


    Jake: Okay okay. Next question then. What do you think of being in The Hidden Wizard verse?


    Kirk: It''s definitely surreal. There are almost no descriptive explanations about the world at all, but I don''t want to blame that on our respective authors.


    Jake: Yeah, it''s just because we''re far too powerful and our sheer strength outweighs the world.


    Kirk: That''s what I was thinking. By the way Jake, where are we right now?


    Jake: We''re in the Interview Corner. Like, all of the events of our novels are just fiction. The Interview Corner is the only true reality.


    Kirk: I see, but aren''t I the first interview?


    Jake: Yeah. I just created this place for this specific occasion because RoyalRoad will not allow a chapter if it has less than 500 words.


    Kirk: Oh, that makes sense.


    Jake: Yeah. But thankfully I asked all the important questions and we''re just at about 500 words.


    Kirk: Ah, okay. Well thanks for having me on Jake.


    Jake: Of course Kirk. It was very nice talking to you. Now back to The Visible Witch!

 Galloping On

    As the Emath soldiers marched to the place, Gordon watched them from his TV screen that somehow managed to capture their every movement.


    "GRRRER" he yelled. "What''s wrong?" said the unnamed side character.


    "THEY ARE GOING TO THE PLACE TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM MY TYRANNY!" Gordon exclaimed. "OH NO!" Said the side character, who was unnamed.


    With a clenched fist, Gordon mumbled to himself, "I must find a way to stop them."


    Meanwhile, Kirk, Sinman, and Matty Matheson were off to their own devices until Matty realized the plot is going nowhere.


    "Why aren''t we going to the place with the rest of the soldiers?" he asked. "E gad! You are correct!" Kirk shouted, realizing the error in his ways.This book is hosted on another platform. Read the official version and support the author''s work.


    "Lettuce go!" Kirk exclaimed, waving his comrades on. "What is going on?" Da sin asked, not paying attention to the masterful writing of this novel.


    "We are off to the place to host multiple people''s projects." Kirk explained.


    "Makes sense." Dr. Sin stated.


    They went on their merry way, rolling around at the speed of sound. Kirk was flailing his arms in a circular motion as he ran, replicating that of a sphere. When Do Sun noticed this, he realized that Kirk was powering up for whatever lies ahead by finding the diameter of his arm span. By doing this math, he increases his power.


    When they arrived at The Place, Kirk had built up so much power and velocity that he could not possibly come to a full stop. He skirted on the edge of his heels, annihilating a row of the soldiers singlehandedly, with nothing but his speed. This unfortunate situation turned out to be fortunate. This alone intimidated Ramsus himself, and the enemies Ramuss had prepared all fled in terror.


    "My b." Kirk says to the comrades of the fallen soldiers.

 The Day the Math Lived.

    "Due to the fact ''The Hidden Wizard'' is on an indefinite hiatus, we control the plot now!" Kirk yelled at Murasy trying to intimidate him, however, he did not flinch.


    "Wait, who is that? How do you know him, Kirk?" Matty asked. "Because I''ve read the original novel!" Kirk explained.


    "You''re the biggest fan huh?" Mr. Sino remarked. "Mhm." Kirk nodded.


    "Anyway, time for me to call upon my pandimensional dog, Hazel." Kirk declared. He whistled for the dog, and it manifested itself into reality with a bark. "GET HIM!" Kirk commanded. The vicious Hazel ran towards Gorgan with sharp teeth ready to bite his kneecaps off.


    "You think I''m not prepared?" Gordon Freeman yelled. "I planned for this on September 22nd, 2024."


    He then pulled out his anti-Hazel gun. He didn''t even need to shoot it, just the sight of such an object caused Hazel to back away in fear. "I HAVE THE POWER HERE!" G-man exclaimed.


    "Good thing I was planning on hosting multiple people''s projects." Sin City said, pointing to a projector screen that was conveniently there. On said screen, the project of none other than Sophia showed up.


    "OMGOODNESS, THE KIRK WEILER FAN TRIBUTE!" Kirk Weiler himself exclaimed.


    Ramses shrieked angrily, as if he were on Hell''s kitchen and just ate the worst dish of his life.


    "TURN IT OFFFFFFF!!!!" he screams.


    Kirk looked to Remus.


    "Ramsey¡­ I can''t help but wonder¡­ why are you so hateful towards the ways of emathe? You are but a chef."You could be reading stolen content. Head to the original site for the genuine story.


    Ramsey immediately stopped screaming, put his arms at his sides and stared Kirk dead in the eyes.


    "Because, Kirk¡­ you may just know me from the hidden wizard¡­ but I know you."


    All seemed confused. "Go on¡­ Kirk says."


    "See, when I was young, about 9th grade, I had my algebra regents exam¡­ I was doing terrible in that class. I had a 53. The regents was my only hope of passing. My teacher recommended I go to you¡­ so I watched your livestream. I watched every second of it, and studied your ways¡­"


    "So you passed then?" Kirk assumed, since this gives the instant ability to pass.


    "No, Kirk¡­ I watched the Geometry Livestream on accident."


    Kirk realized the weight of this grim mistake. He feels a chill down his spine.


    "And since then, I have vowed to take down E-math¡­ I will stop at NOTHING-"


    "this story is very boring." a new character says.


    Kirk, Do Seen, Matty, Gordman, and all of the E-math soldiers turned their attention to where they heard the voice from. Out from the shadows stepped in the two newest members of the cast.


    Kirk immediately recognized one of them. "IT''S YOU! THE ONE WHO MADE THE FAN TRIBUTE, AND UPON FURTHER INSPECTION, YOU WERE ONE OF MY PUPILS WEREN''T YOU!?"


    "Correct." Said the person, revealing herself to be Sophia. The other person stepped out, revealing himself to be Greg, the prettiest boy ever.


    "IT''S GREG AND SOPHIA! THE GOATED COUPLE!" Matty shouted. Everyone started cheering for the two newcomers.


    "I''M SO ANGY AND FURIOS!" Gordeen shouted, not believing his backstory had been cut short. "I WILL KEEL ALL OF YOU!" he concluded with a growl in his voice.


    While he was distracted, Hazel took the opportunity to finally bite his kneecaps off. "YEEEEOOOOOUUCH!" Gordoon shouted in pain.


    With that Greg and Sophia walked over to him. He was now in pain and bleeding on the floor. While they had planned to finish him off in a very violent and gruesome way, Sophia''s beauty was enough to blind him.


    "MY EYES!!!! SHE''S TOO PRETTY!" Gordonavich screamed. Kirk took the opportunity to use his ultimate mathematical ability. He combined set theory with v = ultimate l conjecture to send him to the shadow realm.


    "Wait, won''t this affect the continuity of The Hidden Wizard?" Matty asked, concerned for the fabric of reality. "Oh don''t worry, our verse is too powerful to be limited by storytelling. That''s why this novel is so good."


    With that, Gordon was banished and sealed up for eternity and the E-math guards did jack shit.


    After Gordon had disappeared, Kirk looked over at Greg and Sophia and began to thank them. "Without you two, we might not have ever defeated the Raym. Sophia carried btw. (No.)"

 The John of Christians

    It was the christening of the christians, the day of john. John was no Jonathan, he was a Jesus. And because of that, he was all-knowing. He knew every math equation, but could only give the answer if the word problem included faith. If it did not, he would refuse to speak upon it.


    Kirk sensed his presence one fateful day. He smelled his aura from across the pond. The pond of ponds. Professor Seen looked at the Kirksus and asked, "What are you smeeeling?"


    "I smell faith." Kirk responded.


    "What kind of faith?" Duck T. Sin asked. "In math?"


    Then, a booming voice of a young faithful Christian boy replied. "In god!!!"


    Then he emerged from the pond avengers CGI style, with floating symbols and magic around him. While Kirk could have sworn they were alone, a full sized orchestra was playing a very Christian theme for the Christian boy.


    "Biblically accurate John!" Kirk shouted.


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    "Quite so." John said. "I can sense your love for the mathe, and I have love for it as well, but I also love the faith. The faith mathe if you will. I wish to defeat The Devil himself for his hatred of God, and geometry."


    Kirk immediately recognized the immense power radiating off of John''s body. "You represent alethic modality, meaning any world derived from any formal or logical system within classical logic."


    "Correct." John replied bluntly.


    "What happened to Matty Matheson btw?" Sinsaphone asked.


    "He died between chapters. A gruesome death sadly." Kirk explained.


    Synapse sheds tears, but he only sheds tears if they are the proper geometric ratio.


    The three of them, without words, knew their mission, and began walking to a location unbeknownst to the readers, and even the writers, who are very in love and too insane to keep track of this story. Tee hee.


    The only one to truly know is Jake.


    John seriously looks back at Kirk and Sinsyphus and he seriously noticed that they seriously weren''t taking this very serious task with the utmost seriousness. He clicked his tongue in disappointment. "You two disappoint me. I shouldn''t have let you join me."


    Kirk took great offense to this. He has beef with John now and they just met¡­ seriously.


    "GRRRR!" Dr. Song growled, extremely upset with John''s unwarranted disdain towards the almighty Kirk. Sphinx scowls and steps up: If we''re gonna work together, we need to WORK. on WORKSHEETS. GET STARTED.


    John rolled his eyes. "You snoze you loze."