The Conversation
A younger Beatle sat in class as various pieces of crumpled up paper and various objects, though light, were thrown at him, only for a handsome younger Death Leopard, Tyrone, to sit in front of him, causing the bullies to back away.
Death Leopard gives him a gentle smile, and Beatle smiles back.
Now... 900 years... Later...
"Holy fucking shit... These two should make our already..." Whispered Slipknot, under his breath.
"NO, YOU SHUT UP!!!" Roared Death Leopard.
"No, you."
"NO, YOU!!!"
"Nuh-uh, you, yes."
"Handicapped IDIOT!!!"
"Narcissistic FUCK!!!"
"Straight dweeb."
"Bisexual WEEB!!!"
The other Slayers are just... Severely annoyed with these two.
"Psst..." Said Lamb. "We should uh... Ditch ''em for now... See if they can settle down... There''s a bar nearby."
Machinehead nods to Slipknot and Slipknot to Lamb.
They sneak away as the pair yell at each other constantly.
"NO... YOU... SHADDUP!!!" Roared Beatle.
"NO, YOU SHADDUP!!!" Roared Death Leopard. "ALSO!!! WHERE''D MY SOLDIERS GO!!!"
"Ha! He got mutinied! Every leader should have a back up for that!" Laughed Beatle.
"I do!" Death Leopard prepares to throw their essentials away.
"Wow. Dick move, tyrant," smiled Beatle.
"Oh, sure! What? You''re gonna feed them twice as much, Boy scout!?"
"Pfft... Maybe..."
"And this is why Aurora is Empress!"
"Yeah. You sure look happy under her rule," said Beatle, doing ballet in the background while in chains.
"Where did THOSE IDIOTS GO!?!?" Asked Death Leopard.
"Scream louder. Maybe they didn''t hear you."
"What''s that!? I can''t hear you from down there."
"Least when I lie down my height won''t betray me and make me a bridge between Earth and Mars."
Meanwhile...
Slipknot sighs as he drinks good beer. "I don''t understand why those two aren''t friends. COULD THEY BE ANY MORE GAY FOR EACH OTHER!?!?"
"What is it with you and gay stuff today, Slipknot?" Asked Lamb. "I''m the gay one here."
"Yeah. Whatever," said Slipknot.
"Well, I do agree. They do have some chemistry."
"Eh! Toxic," said Machinehead, singsongily. "Like that Brittney Spears So-o-o-ong!!!"
"Oh! Let''s sing ''Oops I DId It Again...'' FOR KARAOKE NIGHT!!!" Smiled Lamb.
"YAY!!! I LOVE BEING FILIPINO!!!" Smiled Slipknot.
"WOOHOO!!!" Smiled Lamb.This tale has been unlawfully lifted without the author''s consent. Report any appearances on Amazon.
Meanwhile...
Beatle sighs as he meticulously removes growing fungi from his boots. "God-! The Swamp!? Fuckin'' seriously!? You... Sadist... This is weirdly satisfying..."
"Yeah. Because you''re weird."
"Ha! Haven''t heard that one before!"
"Do you WANT to remember your childhood abuse!?" Asked Beatle. "Wanna remember how your father used to BEAT YOU!?!?"
"Do YOU?" Asked Beatle.
"What... What do you mean?"
"I mean... You''re clearly unhappy. Project your problems unto me like I''m your scapegoat. Like everyone in my life does. Why?"
"Mom and Dad weren''t... Around a lot."
"Mmm... I know."
"You... Did...?"
"Well.. more like, figured. You were projecting a lot of yourself unto me. Kinda made me compare myself with you in the first place. Y''know, I idolized you back then."
"Why?"
"Why do you think? You were better and stronger than me in every way. Meanwhile, I didn''t understand anything that school had to offer."
"That''s because you allowed your weakness to halt your potential. You held me waaaay back. All I wanted was to be stronger, faster, smarter, and better than anyone else."
"So mommy and daddy would approve of your existence?"
"You clearly can''t quantify what I''m feeling right now."
"Try me."
"No."
"Won''t tell me because you don''t know that feeling. It''s called insecurity. You compare yourself to me. And only me. Asserting dominance constantly because you think you can be the best. But really, you''re not. You''re just a regular Human being like the rest of us."
"You''re NOT a regular Human being."
"Oh, right. I''m clearly a kangaroo."
"Stop that. You''re NOTHING compared to me!"
"You... Used to be way quieter than well... now-ish. Time is an illusion, after all. What''s that about?"
"I don''t know! I have survived enough wars to become... THIS!!!"
"Yeah. And I survived enough abuse to become... THIS."
"Stop that."
"What?"
"Deflecting your emotions by cracking jokes. Just... Feel for once."
"Hm... Nah! This seems easier!"
"Yeah. This way, I get to hate you more."
Beatle sighs. "Y''know, I really still do care about you."
"I know. I''m just... Tired..."
"We all are."
Beatle sighs and looks at the twilight in the sky with a massive array of pinkish clouds coming forth from the romantic atmospheric chemicals above juxtaposing with the barren snowy horizons in every corner of the sky.
"Beautiful, ain''t it?" Asked Beatle.
"The world you made? Yes," said Death Leopard.
"Hey. I''m not the reason for the war. You should know that by now."
"Yeah... But... We both had a huge hand in starting it."
"Yep... Look at us. A pair of jackasses looking up."
"God, you''re weird."
"God, you''re normal. And I prefer the term, ''unique'', by the way."
"Ha! As if that translates to anything!"
"It does. It means there''s only one of me, and one of you."
"There IS only one of you. God could''ve given anyone that damned star on your chest. He just decided it wasn''t me."
"Because you''re just that good, huh?"
"Yeah. Pretty much."
"Heheheh. God, I hate you." Beatle begins pacing around, skipping, and thinking happily.
"What the hell are you fantasizing about now?"
"Your death."
"Haha! Fuck you."
"Fuck Black Sabbath. Fuck society! FUCK EVERYTHING THAT REJECTED ME, WHY DON''T YOU!!!?!"
"Whoa ho ho ho! Someone''s pissed!"
"Ugh!" Beatle facepalms. "Why did you not join either faction?"
"Because the world ain''t black and white, Miggy. There will always be gray areas to things. We decided that you won''t be a part of our friend group because you''re weird. You''re different. And you said yourself that we had the right to exclude ourselves from your life. That hurt us, Beatle."
"You excluded me because I''m different."
"Believe me. We tried to understand you! But you got pissed at us! Over what!? Not inviting you in anything!? Leaving you alone at the lunch table!? Not grouping with you!? Don''t you realize we feel grossed out by your existence!?"
"No... That is only how... You view things. Billy tends to think I''m normal. The others said they excluded me for my own safety. Because I''d get myself hurt if I join your adventures. You guys meant everything to me. And I didn''t mean as much to you, but I acknowledge, at least now, that you guys were trying to protect me."
"Yeah? WELL NOT ME!!!" Death Leopard grabs him by the cloak. "Because I know what you are!"
"And... What is that?"
"A desperate loser who wants to be included in everything. But can''t. Because you''re what you are. Wrong."
Beatle sighs. "Absolutely nothing..." He whispered under his breath.
"Hm? What was that?"
"Absolutely NOTHING is wrong with me!"
"What? You''re gonna try to-?"
Beatle throws an incredibly heavy punch into Death Leopard''s face. "If you call me wrong... Then all that are like me are wrong... You must''ve HATED seeing my eyes on Gabrielle''s face, hm!?"
Death Leopard laughs and easily weaves and maneuvers himself fighting Beatle.
Beatle tries hard to dodge and block but is easily beaten down.
Beatle, however, grabs his hand and goes all out. He punches Death Leopard in the face, causing his nose to bleed.
Beatle punches and kicks him, causing so much blood and sweat to leave Death Leopard''s body. Mind you, Beatle is still in chains doing this.
Beatle jumps up and double kicks him into the snowy ground as he beats him over and over.
"Tell me! Do you bleed?! YOU WILL!!!" Beatle beats Death Leopard to the ground.
Beatle prepares to stomp his face only for him to be electrocuted by the other Slayers'' remotes, thus, being electrocuted thrice the power in a single moment.
Beatle falls to the ground, limp.
Death Leopard felt fear. He actually felt fear again. He was terrified. Angry and broken, he slams his foot into Beatle''s face again, and again, and again.
Death Leopard pants. "Drag him to Romanov."
"Sir. Did you guys not like... Doing it...?" Asked Slipknot.
Death Leopard turns to Slipknot, slowly. "Bitch. If you wrote ANOTHER FANFICTION I SWEAR TO GOD-!!!"
Beatle and Sabbath
Beatle sighs while drinking some milk in his flask while watching the snow outside.
"Hey," said Sabbath.
"Uh... hey..." said Beatle.
Sabbath sighs and takes a smoke, whiffing some of the nicotine. "Why''d you end things with me... Like... back then? When... we were..."
"Sabbath. Leave."
"I just wanted to-..."
Beatle slaps his face with his palms over and over again. "LEAVE!!!"
"No," said Sabbath.
Beatle''s eyes widen and shivers, holding himself from doing a tantrum. "Sabbath, PLEASE!!!"
"NO!!!" yelled Sabbath. "I deserve an answer! Why did you end our decent friendship!?!? I''M NOT OBLIGED FOR YOUR HAPPINESS!!! You think just becuse I didn''t love you back MEANT THAT YOU HAD THE RIGHT TO FIND REASONS TO HURT ME!!!"
"No!"
"THEN WHY!?!?"
"BECAUSE I WAS HURTING!!! Okay!?!?" asked Beatle, drinking some milk. "I got hurt... It was toxic that I liked you and you didn''t like me. And you told everyone what I did... They took it as I wanted to hurt you for not loving me. They ostracized me for it. I just wanted to end things because I didn''t wanna love you anymore... Hope anymore... And they ostracized me because you wanted to wail and cry about it like a child. That you lost me. Fuck..." said Beatle.
"I''m sorry... for furthering your ostracization."
"I don''t forgive you."
"But you''re the Messiah."
"I''m not my predecessor. Go burn in Hell."
"After everything... I''ve served you... I''ve kept you safe... Protected you... Kept you safe..."You might be reading a stolen copy. Visit Royal Road for the authentic version.
"You were treating me like a child. The fact you''re in this team right now is a sad attempt to prove... What? WHAT!?!? You don''t love me... You just wanna prove something... SOMETHING!!! I don''t know what it is..."
"Maybe I did. Maybe I just... grew attached... or... something..."
"Every time we speak about this, we fight... Please, Black... Just... leave... Go back to the bus... Or leave this team... for all I care."
"No!"
"Why?"
"BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT YOU!!!"
"You''re not supposed to. I''m your boss. You''re my adviser. That''s... IT... Nothing more, nothing less..."
"Y''know what this is? This is HELL!!! You just entrapped me into-...!"
"Never... use that word again... I never entrapped you. I loved you. But THAT''S IT... Aurora was actually WILLING TO-!!!"
"DON''T YOU DARE TALK ABOUT HER TO ME!!!"
"Why!? WHY DO YOU CARE!?!? Fuck... I just... wanna die... GOD!!!"
"I don''t... know either..."
"AND THERE IT IS!!! You know nothing, LADY!!! What hurts is that this deal of you becoming my guardian FUCKING angel SUCKS!!! Because you''re here by my side forever!!!"
"Don''t you want that!?"
"NO!!! I don''t WANT you!!! I want happiness... I deserve, HAPPINESS!!! I deserve-..."
"Please don''t mention her."
"Fine... Y''know what I already wanted to say... What hurts is that you ostracized me... even if you didn''t intend to... And did what everyone else did to me since I was a kid... You just added salt to that bleeding wound..."
"Which is...?"
"Societal, egoistical, romantical, and familial REJECTION!!! Now, leave me be. Please..."
Black Sabbath tears up. "I''m sorry..."
"Excuse you!?!?"
"I''m sorry... for... everything..."
Beatle stares at her, seeing her eyes ring with truth. "Go."
"I had a child with you..."
"We never even intercoursed. You said I needed an heir with you. Snapped my fingers. Boom. Gabrielle. Now, stop it..."
"So, you knew that she was yours..."
"Mhm... Just fuckin'' with ya..."
"I did... so much for you..."
"Why...? How miserable do I have to be before you''re happy?"
"I NEED TO PROVE THAT I CARE, OKAY!?!? HAPPY!?!? That I''m guilty! That I GOT HURT, TOO!!! I''m a person, too, Beatle!!! WHY DO YOU HATE ME!?!?"
Beatle sighs. He tilts his head to the right and bowed to avoid eye contact. "I know. You don''t have to blame yourself for what happened... well... to the world. It was bound to happen. If it wasn''t Aurora and I, it would''ve been someone else. Our war, born from personal heartbreak and regret, profoundly underscores everything that happened to this world. The Ice Age. The death... The plagues... The famines... So much... death... And I stand here... still alive with you... I don''t hate you, Black. I''m afraid of you."
"I''m sorry..."
"But that isn''t entirely a bad thing, Black. I''m afraid that you''ll betray me..."
"Then why ask me to leave?"
"Because I fear that if you stick around... One day you''d just... snap... like you did before. In a way, we''re holding each other hostage. It''s like a marriage... One built with the foundations of mutual respect and boundaries... Not love or hate. So, when I say leave..."
"I leave. I understand, my Lord," said Sabbath, walking away.
Beatle smiles, tearing up. "Thank you," he whispered under his breath.
The Revolution
Aurora stares at the therapist. "Lemme start from the beginning. Daddy was born. One of the wealthiest businessmen in the Philippines. Groomed to be the greatest businessman on the planet.
I was born to him and my British Mommy. They divorced but I was supposed to become the wealthiest businesswoman in the country. But he gave it all to my half-sister."
"And... In what ways can you find to help yourself out from this... chain of misfortune?"
"I don''t. My whole... life... I was treated to be an outsider. To be different despite how good I am. How amazing I am. But then, I found my boyfriend. Miguel. Recently dumped by a girl who took him for granted."
"So?"
"So... He''s my purpose... He... is my purpose... And I only live to satisfy and be with him. Because he gave me purpose. He actually loved someone like me. Me! Who was treated like trash by her family and treated as some sex on a stick by her classmates! I actually mattered to him! Regardless of how weird I am... And no matter what, he will always be... my purpose."
Now... 10 years later... 2034...
Aurora sighs as she stares at the star plushie.
"What''s wrong?" asked Beatle.
"You hug this thing more than me," said Aurora.
"Yeah. Makes me feel at ease."
Anne passes by and sees what Aurora is staring at. "Hey! It''s my old friendship gift to you! From ten years ago!"
Beatle''s eyes widen.
Aurora gives a disgusted frown.
"What''s wrong?" asked Anne, immediately sensing something wrong.
"Nothing," said Aurora, clenching her fists.
"Uhm... Hey, Miguel! You''re still a writer, right?" smiled Anne, immediately shifting the conversation away to another topic.
"Yeah!" smiled Beatle.
"Ever heard of the Propagandista movement? Wanna do it with 4chan? Eh? Reveal these files... ANONYMOUSLY!?!?" smiled Anne.
"Oh, Anne!" smiled Beatle. "I already AM a 4chan User!"
"Um..." Aurora grabs Beatle''s hand. "I''ll help! Anything for you, my love!"
"Aw! Thanks!" smiled Beatle. "You could start by starting up my laptop! Anne! You''re the lawyer, here! Wanna gimme some ideas and the... legalities of it all?"
"Sure, thing, Miggy!" smiled Anne.
The pair smile as they went on to work.
"Didn''t you go to law school?" asked Aurora.
"Yeah? So?" asked Beatle.
"Why ask from her?" asked Aurora.
"Because... She actually passed?" asked Beatle, as Aurora rolled her eyes in dismissal.
Tyrone sighs as he just kicks back and relaxes.If you stumble upon this tale on Amazon, it''s taken without the author''s consent. Report it.
"YEAH!!! Of course! That makes sense!" smiled Beatle. "Hahahah!" He laughed with Anne while Aurora mutters and mumbles in annoyance.
Soon, the Neo-Propagandista Movement began, with 4-Chan, later renamed 4-PH, became viral. Like... TRENDY and all... The factors that contributed to the controversy were all laid out by the group anonymously with the power of a VPN. Soon, they began recruitment.
Tyrone cleverly recruited their all High School batch mates and Course Mates to be part of their army of writers who all worked together. After all, they are former Political Science students. Of course, they care if the President is actually evil!
So, they worked together and kept writing and writing anti-Propaganda. They went to their old friend, a School Journalist and showed the truth to the world about the Philippines. Soon, word spread...
Meanwhile, Jed and Chris went on with their scamming business. They reverse-scammed several Public Officials by making Ads interesting for them, which is attached to a Transparency Program Tyrone developed to show to the world their various activities.
Beatle and Anne, meanwhile, were a powerhouse partnership. They worked together to edit, write, and continued studying the facts with all their power.
Aurora, well, she led the whole operation...
That evening... That one last supper... The group have a party for all they''ve achieved to damage the President''s image...
They share a toast... And drank and ate fine Pinoy meals and drinks...
That evening, at their own home, which was massive, by the way... Like... a whole class could fit here...
Aurora heard... giggling.
Aurora''s eyes widen as she ran to the living room and witnessed Beatle and Anne watching a movie together with her bare legs playfully over his.
Aurora''s eye twitches. "Ahem..."
"Oh!" smiled Beatle, unknowing of her wrath. "Hi, Aurora!"
Anne blushes and takes her legs off of his.
Anne tries hard to laugh it off. "Hey, Aurora!" she laughed softly.
Aurora''s eye twitches. "So! What are you two, uh... Doing lately!" she smirked, as sarcastically as possible.
"Y''know! Just hangin'' around!"
"Hangin'' around?"
"Hangin'' around!"
"Thwarting my relationship, says ''What?''"
"What?"
Aurora grabs Anne by the neck. "I think you''ve forgotten but my studies shown Filipinos have gotten rather stronger lately! We wouldn''t want to have an all-out fight based on the fact that we all have unequal strengths, now, DO WE?!!?"
"Aurora! Let her go!" roared Beatle.
Aurora''s eyes turn purple then red and black. She sighs and sets Anne down.
"Aurora. Don''t hurt our friends!" yelled Beatle.
"Excuse you!? This BI-OTCH isn''t MY FRIEND!!! She tried to get you FROM ME!!!"
"No! She flat-out said she never had feelings for me!"
"And you really believe that!?"
"I''m... standing right here," said Anne.
"Go on! Tell him! Tell him why you rejected him in Prom!"
"Fine! Okay... Um... I was... afraid of how we''d look in front of-...?"
Beatle closes his eyes, utterly insulted. "Okay... I get it. Aurora. Please leave. You don''t have to make Anne uncomfortable."
Aurora looks hurt. "I am... THE LEADER of this cooperation! I OWN ALL OF YOU!!!"
"But you don''t own me. I''m your equal. That is my right. Now, go."
Aurora angrily stomps away.
"She reminds me of you back then," sighed Anne.
"Heh! Thank you!" smiled Beatle. "You''re a good friend, A-..."
Anne kisses Beatle, passionately, as Beatle pulls away.
"NO!!! No! Oh, God! OH MY GOD!!! NO!!!" Beatle stands up and walks away, covering his mouth.
Aurora witnessed the whole thing.
"Aurora..." said Beatle, seeing her with a deadpan stare.
Aurora is holding the plushie and proceeds to slowly brush her fingers over its sides. She clenches her claw-like nails over the plushie.
"Aurora, NO!!!" yelled Beatle.
She then... tears it in half, traumatizing Beatle and making Anne cover her face and cry.
Beatle falls to his knees.
"Fine. We''re done," said Aurora, turning and walking away. "You can all stay here. This revolution was my idea, anyway."
"I didn''t kiss her back, Ruru!" yelled Beatle.
Anne tries to speak. "I did... love you..."
Beatle holds his finger up. "Anne... You weren''t fair to our feelings."
"And you were fair to MINE!?!? You... made me feel so trapped AND PRESSURED back in high school!"
"YEAH!!! BUT NOW, I''M IN A FUCKIN'' RELATIONSHIP!!! SO ARE YOU!!! IF TYRONE-!!!"
"He already knows." Tyrone grabs him by the cloak and slams him to the wall over and over, causing Beatle to spit blood.
Anne just closes her eyes and cries.
Tyrone tosses him to the ground. "Both of you fuck off." He turns and walks away.
Aurora slams the door of her room, breaking down to tears as she still had one half of the star symbol on her chest. She chooses to toss it in the fire of her fireplace, but...
"No!" Aurora pulls it away and begins crying. "What have I done...?" she sobbed, as she kept the star near her chest, allowing the star to brand her with an upside-down pentagram on her chest as it disintegrates and melts into her chest...
Miguel crawls toward the other half of the star, hugging it, while crying.
Beatle St. King v. Death Leopard
"You''re not... Normal... I''m sorry... Wait... I didn''t mean-!" Yelled Anne, as a heartbroken Miguel looks at her with contempt. "Miguel, please. Don''t... We can still be friends!"
Miguel begins hearing his heartbeat in his ears. He hears nothing but his own heart. He feels the blood running down from his arms and to his hands and then the tips of hisfingers. He feels the blood rushing into his face. He tears up, but he isn''t crying. He feels that his left arm is numb.
"Miguel!?" Asked Anne.
Miguel quivers. "I''m... Fine..." He limps away from Anne as the other young adults snicker and laugh at him.
Miguel grabs his chest.
He remembers something...
The beautiful girl, Anne, giving him a plushie for his birthday. A... Star...
Miguel falls to his knees and quivers.
"Hey! I promise, I won''t leave you, okay?" Smiled Anne, grabbing his shoulder. "My... Best friend."
Everyone in the area claps for them, but, she looks saddened with her decision, feeling... Trapped.
About 900 years... Later...
"Ooga chaka! Ooga chaka! Ooga Ooga Ooga chaka! I can''t stop this feeling!" Sang Billy and Gabrielle. "Deep inside o'' me. Girl you don''t just realize, what you do to me!!! When you hold me... In your arms so tight... And let me know... It''d be alright!"
"I-I-I-I-I''M!!!" Sang BIlly, Gabrielle, Panthera, and Green Day.
"Goddamn it... These idiots..." Sighed Sabbath. "Led Zeppelin."
"Yes, Mistress?" Asked Led, driving the crew in an armored jeepney bus.
"Found Beatle, yet?"
"We think he''s nearby former San Fransisco."
"Thank you, Zeppelin," Sabbath nodded politely, as she sips her wine.
"Heya!" Smiled Billy, popping out behind Black Sabbath''s chair causing Sabbath to spit out her wine.
"What... The Fuck...?" Sighed Black Sabbath.
"Hello, New Momma!!!" Smiled Billy.
"Kid. I''m not your mother. I''m just a gal Beatle used to hang out with and got overly needy for."
"Yeah. But Beatle ain''t like that anymore!"
"So, you''re telling me he loves himself now, very much and would stand up for himself and ONLY himself?"
Billy just stares at Black Sabbath, smiling. "Ratewtew!"
"Ugh..." Black just facepalms.
"C''mon, Panthera!" Smiled Green Day.
Green Day takes out a knife and begins playing "I Have All My Fingers" with his hand. "I have all my fingers and the knife goes CHOP, CHOP, CHOP!!!"
"Will you two please BEHAVE!?!?" Asked Black Sabbath.
"NO!!!" laughed Green Day and Panthera. "OOOOOOH!!! WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA-!!!"
"*GASP!!!* I love this fairy tale nursery rhyme!" smiled Billy.
"No... Kid!" laughed Green Day. "It''s um... It''s an old cartoon back in our day!"
"Whoa!"
"Yep! It ran for around 300 years," smiled Panthera.
"I mean... Seasons 1-3 were TOP-NOTCH!!!" smiled Green Day. "So were Seasons 10 to 11 but... Pretty much just watch Seasons 112 all the way to 215. Yeah. That''s like a hundred seasons. Those were actually decent."
"God, none of these weirdos have any taste," sighed Sabbath.
Led Zeppelin simply nods and agrees with Sabbath.
"Zeppelin. How close do you think he is by now?"
"Perhaps much closer than you think. My strings detect your two partners... They''re... yelling... about... cinnamon...?"
"Ah. That makes sense."
Meanwhile...
"YOU''RE SUPPOSED TO PUT THE CINNAMON ONLY WHEN THERE''S CREAM IN THE GODDAMNED COFFEE, YOU INFIDEL!!!" roared Beatle.
"I''M the infidel!?!?" roared Death Leopard.
"Yes, you are. YES, YOU... ARE!!!" Beatle furiously jangled his chains in front of Death Leopard and jumped around.
The Slayers are incredibly annoyed with their leader and prisoner.
"My Lord," said Slipknot. "I believe we need a break... Please? Pretty please?"
"Oh, I''m sorry..." Death Leopard brushes his fingers over his wrist''s watch-like device. "You were saying?"
Slipknot grabs his throat as it begins to tighten.
"If you''re thinking of complaining, I suggest you realize you''ll be going to Hell. Just. Like. All of us," said Death Leopard.
Beatle sighs. "You treat your men this way?"
"Yeah? What''s it to you?" asked Death Leopard.
"You''re not a good leader. You rely on fear. You''re not Batman. You''re the Punisher."
"Least I''m not a psycho idiot like you. Now, shut... the fuck... up..." said Death Leopard. "Little... bro..."
Beatle breathes out from his nostrils. "Okay."
"You should know... I never liked you, Beatle."
"Neither I, you."
"Yeah. Because you''re jealous, right?"
Beatle''s eyes twitch. "I was."
"No, no! Don''t be modest! You still are! You just HATE thinking about me and her!"
"Not really. You can have her. Clearly, she doesn''t have autonomy in your world. You''re the therapeutic expert. You clearly know how the human psyche works."
"Are you mocking me?" asked Death Leopard.
"Yes," smirked Beatle as Death Leopard punched him in the belly.
"Do realize this, Beatle," said Death Leopard, eloquently as he can. "You''re sad... I feel bad for you. Your self-loathing makes you a predator for men and women alike. They are drawn to that facade of yours. But I see through it. I know all you want is Human connection and your way of getting it is absorbing it from others... You starve since you can''t produce it. Synthesize it. Fungus among plants."
Beatle sighs. "Does she hate me?"
"She should," said Death Leopard. "You made her miserable, Beatle. You made her pity you. She never loved you. She felt bad for you. You made her wanna fix you. I''ve dated girls like you before. Pathetic. Insane. Broken."
Beatle smiles. "So, she doesn''t hate me!"
Death Leopard kicks Beatle away. "I hate you because you think you''re better than us... Just because you did something kind... No one. Is Kind. No one matters. We''re all going to die. End of story."Love what you''re reading? Discover and support the author on the platform they originally published on.
"But, I exist... Thus there is God."
"Thus HE DOESN''T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANY OF US!!! Oh, COME ON, Miggy! You''ve been fighting this 900-year-war! And FOR WHAT!!?!"
"To protect Humanity."
"Yeah? Look where that got you?"
Beatle angrily stands up against Death Leopard, who flinches and backs away. "You can mock me. You can mock me using Black Sabbath, my self-esteem, my self-loathing... But NEVER... Mock my faith."
"Or what? You have no power."
"Motherfucker, please," said Beatle. "A man doesn''t need power to commit murder."
"You think you can kill me?" smirked Death Leopard. "Isn''t that for vengeance? Isn''t that against your moral code?"
Beatle looms before Death Leopard. Death Leopard slams his fist into Beatle''s face, as Beatle was unable to block it, since he couldn''t sense it, having no powers.
Beatle''s eyes begin glowing as Death Leopard blows the powder into his face again.
Beatle coughs and powers down.
Death Leopard smiles. "Reaction time, Beatle. Something a handicapped like you won''t ever have."
"Or... I let you punch me..." smirked Beatle, as Death Leopard punches him again.
"Nope!" smiled Death Leopard. "To ROMANOV, BOYS!!!"
"I thought... you were my friend..." said Beatle. "To think you mattered."
Death Leopard sighs. "Stop mumbling over there."
"Heh..." Beatle softly speaks. "She chose you, Leopard."
"I don''t know what you mean."
"I mean... she chose you. That night... I kinda remember... She wasn''t looking for me. She was looking for you. She just found me because you weren''t around."
Death Leopard sighs. "Then why did you take her from me?"
"Because you''re right. I was the second choice. I was never anyone''s first choice. Because... There really is something wrong with me. But you see yourself in me. Maybe... something is wrong with you."
"Who said I see anything of myself in you?"
"You tell me."
Death Leopard turns to Beatle and sighs, looking away.
"What''s sad... Is that you were my first friend," said Beatle.
"Yeah. I know."
"But tell me. Did you just pity me... Or were YOU jealous?"
"My father beat me as well," said Death Leopard. "Your father beat you accidentally. He beat me regularly."
Beatle sighs. "I''m sorry."
"We all have problems, Beatle. Some of us have healthier ways of coping with it."
"Yeah. Healthy. Instead of harming yourself, you harm others. Healthy indeed..."
Death Leopard begins to feel... guilt...
Meanwhile...
Rasputin Romanov smiles while he crosses his arms.
Rasputin dances, kicking his legs in the air. "Yes? Mhm?" he receives a call in his earpiece. "Yes, Your Lowness. Yes. All Hail Thee, Morningstar."
Rasputin dances like crazy, kicking his feet up in the air. "RA RA RASPUTIN!!! RUSSIA''S GREATEST LOVE MACHINE!!! YA!!! YA!!! YA, YA, YA!!!"
Suddenly, a skeleton walks before Rasputin.
"Moy Gospodin..." said the skeleton, giving a scroll to Rasputin.
"Bozhe moy... HE IS HERE!!! YA!!! YA!!! YAAAAAA!!!" he danced his muscular body in a silly manner.
Death Leopard walks in as Rasputin smirks. "Hello, Rasputin!"
"Ah! Leopard! Thank you!" smiled Rasputin, bro hugging him. "YAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" laughed Rasputin, patting his shoudlers. "Question, Death Leopard? Do you have the... uh... Package?"
"Yeah," smiled Death Leopard, twitching his head as if he was flipping his hair.
"Hoohoohoohoo! Thank you, my boy!" smiled Rasputin. Rasputin smiles as Beatle is thrown to the dusty ground before him. "Beatle St. King... Privyet! You want milk?"
"Is it laced with vodka?" asked Beatle.
"Christ, Beatle. Still racist as ever," said Rasputin.
"When we first met, you doused my wounds with vodka. Fuck you," said Beatle, as Rasputin smiles and picks Beatle up.
"Mmm... Listen, friend. Listen." Beatle hammers his fist into Beatle''s stomach as Death Leopard gives a guilt-ridden look while Rasputin beats Beatle.
"Oh... Oh ho ho ho..." said Rasputin. "That... was for my son."
"Sorry... Did... I happen to kill him at some point?" smiled Beatle.
"YOU FUCKED HIM!!! TURNED HIM INTO A FEMBOY!!!"
"Oh... Right. Sasha."
"I slit his throat."
"SASHA!!! NOOOOO!!!" Beatle beats Rasputin to the ground but Rasputin laughs as he grabs Beatle''s wrists.
"Each punch. I get stronger," said Rasputin. "Go on. Keep going."
Beatle sighs and keeps on punching Rasputin, angrily.
"HAHAHAHAHA!!! What did you DO to this one!? When I first met him, he was... ideal! Now he''s just... ANGRY!!!" laughed Rasputin. "SO MUCH RAGE!!!"
Death Leopard began to feel guilt and fear at the same time.
"Ah! Yes!" Rasputin wiggles his pectorals. "MMM!!! YES!!! HE MAKE ME STRONG!!! THE POWER OF GOD IS WITHIN ME!!!"
"Great. Now, can I please kill him?" asked Death Leopard.
"Sure. Whatever..." said Rasputin. "I didn''t even have to provoke him this time! It''s as if..."
Beatle''s eyes are purple... and so is his hair... just like the... Antis...
"...he''s one of us..." smirked Rasputin, showing off his own purple hair and eyes.
Beatle growls at Rasputin, being filled only with rage.
Death Leopard''s fingers twitch.
"Go! You can kill him! You deserve it!" smiled Rasputin.
Death Leopard nods. "Thank you. Um... Question, however. What are you planning to do with the Power of God in your muscles?"
"I''m going to conquer America!" smiled Rasputin.
"Uh... Great. You do that," said Death Leopard. "Not my problem, anyway..." Death Leopard sighs and facepalms. "Fuck..."
Death Leopard turns to the Slayers. "Slayers. I have something to admit... Their plan... ain''t pretty. I saw it... It''s... disgusting. He''s not meant to conquer this continent. He''s meant to wipe out everyone. Everything..."
"So?" asked Slipknot. "We got our money."
"But that has no honor," said Death Leopard.
"Since when did you care about honor?" asked Slipknot. "You''re a killer. A merc, sir."
"But, I CAN''T...!!! She... She can''t... see me cause this..." said Death Leopard.
"I thought you shamed him for making her your purpose, sir," said Lamb.
"Woooohooohoooo!" sang Machinehead. "Nohooohoooohoooo!!! You hypohohohocrihihihihite!!!"
"I''m not... Fine. Maybe I am. But I can''t risk what happened to every person I''ve ever cared about happen to these people as well!"
"Why?"
"BECAUSE HE WOULD STOP THIS!!!" roared Death Leopard, who proceeds to fall to his knees. "No... I don''t define him... he... he defines me... Free him."
"Boss... That isn''t a good idea," said Machinehead.
"He''s depowered. I can take him."
"You... sure...? He''s in a berserker rage... All-out... Depowered but... The Wrath of... God is in him..." said Slipknot.
"FREE HIM!!!" roared Death Leopard.
They unchain Beatle, carefully.
"Miguel. Listen-..."
Beatle grabs Death Leopard''s face and throws him to the ground as Death Leopard lands and slides on his feet.
He is thrown into the old warehouse where they are, causing the newly-made sprinklers to activate and sprinkle water all over them both. Blue blood splatters just about everywhere.
"Beatle. LISTEN!!!" Death Leopard blasts a quick punch only for Beatle to catch his fist and break it.
"900 years of training..." said Beatle, angrily. "900... years... training... And you can''t even throw a real PUNCH!!!"
Beatle headbutts Death Leopard to the ground.
"Beatle... Calm down," said Death Leopard. "Can you not be the Joker for once?"
Beatle punches him in the belly several times but Death Leopard blocks, but Beatle manages to slit Death Leopard''s wrists vertically through perfect precision and kicks him away as Death Leopard screams in pain.
Death Leopard tosses several smoke bombs in front of Beatle as Beatle charges through it and slams him to the ground.
The Slayers try to save their leader but Death Leopard holds his fists up.
Death Leopard stands right back up. "Listen. You were right. Just... please calm down... Beatle... BEATLE!!!"
"All... Hail... MORNINGSTAAAAAR!!!" Beatle takes out his blaster and shoots Death Leopard in the chest over and over as Death Leopard''s armor chips away despite its absorbent properties.
"Beatle. Calm... The fuck... DOWN!!! STAND DOWN!!! IF I WANTED IT-!!!" Death Leopard''s knees are snapped backward as Beatle dropkicks his kneecaps and beats him over and over again.
Death Leopard injects a serum into his body that regenerates his body. He tosses some Beyblade-like weapons that cut Beatle all over but Beatle keeps on charging and beating Death Leopard.
"Beatle... Stop..."
Beatle beats Death Leopard over and over again.
"STOP!!!" Death Leopard, bloody-blue all over and gagging with blood. "YOU''RE BETTER!!! FINE!!! YOU''RE B-!!!"
Beatle hammers him to the ground as Death Leopard goes limp.
The Slayers attack but Beatle grabs some of Death Leopard''s gadgets and tosses the powder from Death Leopard''s holster, depowering all of them as Beatle gruffly beats the Slayers to near-death. He manages to easily knock them down and beat them, moving like a treacherous monkey.
Death Leopard tries crawling away but Beatle stomps on his cape and grabs his neck, preparing to twist it, but Death Leopard claws Beatle''s eye, but Beatle doesn''t care. He just keeps squeezing and squeezing, but Death Leopard kicks Beatle away as Beatle topples backward. Beatle, a completer berserker at this point, prepares to kill Death Leopard, preparing to bitch slap him, but he sees his reflection in the water...
Beatle remembered when his father beat him...
"I DON''T WANNA!!!" sobbed the young 10-year-old Beatle, crying while slapping his face over and over. "I DON''T WANNA STUDY!!! I DON''T WANNA!!!"
"Stop it..." said his father. "Look, you little shit. I have WORK TO DO!!! WORK!!! AND YOU JUST-!!!"
The young Beatle kicks him in the toe and bites his finger.
"GAH!!! FUCK!!!"
*SLAP!!!*
Beatle cries, bloody all over the ground.
His father is horrified... seeing his own son... injured... by him... "No... That was an accident. That was-..."
Beatle tries crawling away, just like Death Leopard is right now...
Beatle stares at his reflection in the waters.
Beatle gulps. "No... I''m sorry, Daddy!" Beatle falls to his knees. "I''M SORRY I WAS A BAD BOY!!!"
"What... the fuck...?" asked Slipknot.
Death Leopard tries to stand up, but can''t.
"Help him... Destress... him..." said Death Leopard, as the Slayers grab Beatle. "G-G-Gently..."
They pat his back.
"Hey. Migg-... Miguel..." said Slipknot. "Easy, there, bud."
"It''s okay..." said Lamb. "You''re going to be okay."
Machinehead just pats his head.
Beatle just cries, having a panic attack. The same feeling. Numb left arm. Blood gushing through his fingers and his face. Beatle''s episode, a tragic one, leaves him the true one who lost here. Beatle wails, beats his face, and screams in anger.
"Stop it! You''re scaring the kids, kid!" yelled his 5th Grade Teacher.
"What''s WRONG WITH YOU?!?"
"YOU''RE A CREEP!!!"
"MONSTER!!!"
"FREAK!!!"
"WEIRDO!!!"
Beatle keeps having a panic attack, terrified by everyone and everything around him.
"You''re okay..." said Sabbath, hugging Beatle, as his heart began beating slower, and slower.
"I''m... not... okay..." said Beatle.
"You are now, okay?" asked Sabbath.
"I can''t... depend on you... all the time, Black," whispered Beatle.
"And you didn''t this time... You stood up for yourself. That''s a good thing."
"I hurt... I hurt... him..."
Sabbath smiles, crying. "I know... We''ll figure this out, okay? I promise!"
"No promises... I hate... promises..."
"I know... I''m sorry... But... Y''know what? No! I promise!"
"A promise with me... is a Covenant. That''s a one-way ticket to Hell if you break it..."
"I know... That''s how much I love you."
Billy and Gabrielle grab his hand, as Beatle gives a gentle smile.
"It''s okay..." said Gabrielle, patting his head.
"Heh... You pat my head just like your mother..." said Beatle.
He turns to Black...
"Anne..." said Beatle, before passing out.
Broken
Aurora kept on crying and crying... in pain... But she begins hitting her head... Something she hadn''t done since she was a child... since she was corrected by her father... And she begins... laughing... And laughing even harder...
Now...
Beatle, Aurora, Tyrone, Anne, Chris, and Jed all sat down in the van silently while Anne''s personal nanny, Lovely, drove them to the base of the Katipunan.
"Lady Anne," said Lovely. "We are nearing the warehouse where the Neo-Katipunan stays."
"Uh-huh," said Anne. "Yeah... Thank you."
The four just quietly rode the van.
"Uhm..." said Jed. "Hey! You guys wanna hear about the schematics for our new ad?"
"No," said the other four.
"Sheesh... The atmosphere''s a bit..." said Chris. "Soul-crushing..."
The four silently just stared forward.
The van stops in front of the warehouse as the Neo-Katipneros open the gates and let the van inside.
They walk outside and meet the Neo-Katipunero''s Army.
"Ah... The NKA''s leader," said Beatle. "Greetings! We are-!"
"You''re the Crusaders... Those... Anonymous Propagandists who had been peacefully rebelling against the system by revealing the corruption of each public official," said their leader, who looks exactly like Miguel. In fact, there are three Miguels stepping out of the shadows.
"What... the Hell is going on...!?!?" asked Beatle.
"Something tells me this is gonna annoy the shit outta me," said Tyrone.
"We are your variants," said the first Miguel. The tallest. Named Dumwayz Today. "We have suffered... Lost our worlds because of the foolishness of our President... We lost our versions of Aurora... We have been sent here by an unknown force after our worlds were destroyed... and became revolutionaries against your President... Trying to prevent things from happening."
"The... Multiverse is real!? How is this possible!?" asked Beatle.
"It''s possible because God decided that our worlds were failures. Destroyed it. Looped it. Created various versions of the same world in a cyclical nature until your world was created. Ours are long gone," said Dumwayz. "This is the 77th World. Mine, sadly, is the 69th. These are the other Messiahs of those worlds. This is Mars. The Speed Devil. God of War. His world is the 66th. And that is Goo Goo Dolls. His world is the 55th. I... have since overthrown these two in this world. We ask you to join us, Beatle. All of us..."
Suddenly, the soldiers, all holding guns and guerilla weapons, take off their masks, revealing that they are all Miguels.
"Clones..." said Goo. "Each given our blood... As long as the three of us live, we can inject our blood into any person and they''ll become... Us..."
Beatle backs away. "Whoa, whoa... The NKA Rebel Army... all of you are masked... because you''re all ME!?!?"
"Join us, Beatle," said Goo. "We believe you are of sufficient use to us with that... resolve of yours."
Mars just stares at them, menacingly.
"Join us," said Dumwayz. "Join the NKA. We have been fighting for our rights for years... Recruiting... Turning them into one of us..."
"This... is wrong..." said Beatle. "You took away their identities! Their freedoms! Their autonomy!"You could be reading stolen content. Head to Royal Road for the genuine story.
"SILENCE!!!" yelled Dumwayz. "Don''t join us, we''ll be forced to kill you... and transfer to the next Cycle. We haven''t been doing hit-and-runs and guerilla tactics for SEVENTY-SEVEN CYCLES FOR YOU TO RUN AWAY!!! We... are offering you... the Power of God! The Infinite Miguel Ibarra."
Then, it is revealed that their soldiers are much more numerous than their peaceful army. Theirs are around hundreds of thousands of rebels, all having guns in the MASSIVE underground warehouse.
"HEY!!! HOW... DARE YOU WALK AWAY FROM THIS, Aurora..." said Dumwayz.
"You people..." said Aurora, as she is blocked by two tall Miguels. "You people are fucking cowards. Look at you... hiding... like COWARDS!!! ''Hit and run?'' ''Guerilla tactics!?!?'' What are you? COWARDS!?!? You''ve been doing it for 77 CYCLES!?!? If you really do have the ''Power of God''... YOUR... HIGHNESS... Then why don''t you face me now and show me what you''ve got!?"
"How dare you insult me..." said Dumwayz, taking out his weapon, his staff, preparing to blast magic. "WELL!?!? I''ve killed Auroras before..."
"Really? Well, luckily, you''re my first!" she smiled. "Pwease be gentle!" She proceeds to headbutt Dumwayz as he crashes down. Dumwayz blasts his staff at Aurora over and over.
Aurora slaps the magic spells away and dropkicks Dumwayz. Aurora beats him down over and over.
"KEEP GOING!!! DO IT!!! SHOW US WHAT YOU REALLY ARE!!!" roared Dumwayz as Aurora beats him over and over.
Finally, Dumwayz gets a scar on his left eye as Aurora pops it into pieces.
"AURORA!!!" roared Beatle. "Stop... Calm... down..."
Aurora roars, where suddenly, her trident forms from her palm and she grabs it, brushing her fingers over its handle.
Beatle is horrified as Aurora points its prongs toward Dumwayz''s throat.
Dumwayz is terrified. "W-W-W-W-WAIT WAIT!!!"
"RURU!!!" yelled Beatle.
Aurora sneers and ignores him, psychotically with an unhinged look and twitchy eyes. "Bear witness! COWARDICE!!! This is your SO-CALLED LEADER?!!? THIS... IS YOUR PATHETIC LEADER!?!? NAY, I SAY!!! You call yourselves God, but who better to challenge God than THE ADVERSARY HERSELF!?!? The... Morning Star..." she sneered. "I OFFER YOU A BETTER WAY OF FIGHTING!!! WE MARCH!!! WE HUNT DOWN AND KILL EVERYONE IN MANILA!!! AND SHOW THEM WHAT IT MEANS TO SHOW THE STRENGTH OF ALL MAN!!! THEY TREATED US LIKE WORMS!!! SLAVES TO HARVEST THEIR FRUIT!!! SO LET US BE THE SERPENT AND FORCE-FEED THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT INTO THEIR THROATS!!! NO LONGER WILL WE PERISH UNDERNEATH THE FEET!!! BE... Betrayed..." she turns to Beatle. " Instead... WE CAUSE SOME CHAOS!!! ARISE, MY ARMY!!!"
The NKA warriors cheer for her and scream for her strength as she cackles psychotically, horrifying Beatle and the others.
Aurora laughs only for the American government to slam into their gates, causing the NKA army to continue fighting.
"Aurora!!!" yelled Beatle, terrified. "AURORA!!!"
Aurora, however, bloodthirsty and psychotic, finishes off the entire portion of the of the army with a single strike. Amazed by her power, the trio of Miguels join her by her side.
"ALL HAIL... AURORA!!!" roared Dumwayz, as he blasts them with magic.
Mars skates around while a trail of lightning leaves his body and masterfully cuts down several of the soldiers with his vambrace blades.
Goo immediately blasted at them with his twin pistol blasters.
Amidst all the chaos, Beatle and the others hide back in the van.
"Jed," said Beatle. "Can you make a virus for me that allows me to hack into any electronic in the Philippines?"
"Are you some kind of idiot?" asked Tyrone. "You need at least twenty years to be able to-..."
"Then give me those twenty years," said Beatle. "Tyrone, come on... I believe you''re the only one smart enough to think of something for us to be able to do this!"
Tyrone sighs. "This place has a radio system, right? If... I can redirect the radio signal to enough satellites... I DON''T HAVE THE EQUIPMENT!?!?"
"We''re in Manila, dude!" yelled Jed. "We could totally hijack the entirety of the Philippine TV!"
Meanwhile... in a Telenovela...
"You... SLEPT WITH MY MOTHER-IN-LAW!?!?" asked the woman on TV, as the silly telenovela theme plays, only for the Crusaders to crash into the Telenovela screening. "I know, I know! I''m ruining the finale of Walang Katapusan! I KNOW!!! But... I uh... Ahem..." Beatle begins to feel terrified.
"Want me to handle this-?" asked Anne.
"No..." said Beatle. "I... am the St. King. What you''re seeing on the screen right now..." said Beatle, as Jed and Chris sent the schematics. "...is Narciso''s plan to rule over the Philippines with an iron fist. He was planning to sell parts of the Philippines... tricking you into believing how he-..."
Anne whispers something into his ear. "No technical shit. Keep your cool. Keep it... entertaining..."
"-...No one wants to hear the bad things..." said Beatle. "The Philippine Entertainment is only focused on the good. On the happy. On the beloved. To escape reality. That... is happiness. And Narciso took that from us. He gave us Martial Law. He took away our freedom. He took away our self-respect. Our dignity. And made US look stupid for it. It''s time for us to stand up... for our autonomy, our lives, our respect, our freedom, and our equality. Our equity... Something that was abused by the government for years to benefit THEM!!! And this proves that Narciso took that from us! IT''S RIGHT on the screen! And go on! We might feel like bickering... believing in our own opinions... But JUST FOR ONCE... We must stand together!!! As one people... For One God... And for ONE NATION!!!"
Aftermath
Beatle St. King is given his favorite by Black: Milk.
"You still drink that?" asked Death Leopard.
"Every time I do something wrong, the whole world ignores me. Hell. You love Batman so much the first time you called me out you practically based it on Murray''s speech in Joker."
"No, I didn''t."
"Yes, you did."
"NO-... *sniff...* I''m sorry."
"You helped me. Why?"
"I... realized... I began sounding like my father."
Beatle just stares at him.
"Why the hell are you staring at me like that?"
Beatle apologized immediately. "Sorry." He looks down. "I stare. It''s a part of my condition. Forgive me."
"You shouldn''t use your condition as an excuse all the time."
"Then what should I say? ''Sorry. I just stare because I liked what I see, but I clearly don''t see anything at that very moment.''"
"You just described a man who becomes blind every now and then."
"Then if you were at my place, what would you say?"
"I''d just apologize and look away."
"And that doesn''t bother you? That every day, someone always accuses you that you''re doing something wrong? That someone criticizes you all the time and you have NO EXCUSE whatsoever? Soon, people will judge you. Call you names. A creep."
"The world won''t adjust for you."
"I know. Then why would I adjust for you? Why can''t I just be... me...? What''s wrong with that? Hm?"
"Absolutely nothing."
"Hence... Don''t ever tell me to adjust for you. I''ll adjust as I please."
"Like you did with Black?"
"Black was different... I didn''t know what she was playing at. She confuses me."
"She pities you."
"Indeed. Why?"
"Because she loves you. In her own way, at least. Maybe not romantically, before. She feared you. She feared what y-... Who... you are..."
"That makes no sense to me."
"Mmph... Think of it... *sigh...* As Transformers. What do you think you''d feel if you were in one of those movies?"
"I''d have TO LOOK AWESOME!!!"
"Exactly. So?"
"Ohhh... That''s how she feels every-... Huh..." said Beatle, facepalming. "Wow, Tyrone! You might be autistic."
"Very endearing, Beatle," said Death Leopard.
"Something''s wrong with me," said Beatle.
"Stop saying that. Please... We''re getting tired of you saying that. Because you look like a sad, sad puppy."
"Well, I can''t. The voices keep telling me that!"
"The... ''voices?''"
"Not LITERALLY! Like... It''s like a worm... An earworm! A song playing in your head over and over like a broken record but THAT''S ALL IT SAYS!!! Sometimes it slips out, okay!?"Unlawfully taken from Royal Road, this story should be reported if seen on Amazon.
"I understand."
"I know you all have problems, BUT BOY, I HAVE A LOT MORE-!!!"
"I get it! I''m... sorry all those things happened to you... And that you had to endure... so much... But you have to look at things... um... better than you usually do. Sure, there''d be missteps... We don''t understand you, after all... Not all the time... but that''s okay! We''ll... be supportive. For once."
Beatle smiles. "Are we best buddies yet?"
"Don''t ever call us that."
"Nah! Only best buddies talk heart-to-heart like this!" smiled Beatle.
"What about me...?" Sabbath pinches his ear as Beatle grunts.
"Ow! Ow! Ow!" yelled Beatle. "Sorry. You''re great, too. And, yes... I... care... about you."
"Say it!" yelled Sabbath.
"I FUCKING LOVE YOU, BITCH!!!" growled Beatle.
"Hahaaaa..." smirked Black.
"WHAT ABOUT ME!!?" yelled Billy.
"AND ME!?!?" asked Gabrielle.
"AND US!?!?" asked Panthera and Green Day.
"Fine. I love you guys, too," said Beatle.
"And us?" asked Slipknot, along with the Slayers, who are carrying flowers and in clown makeup.
"Guys... what the fuck?" asked Beatle.
"Eh... Told ''em you liked clowns," said Death Leopard.
"*GASP!!!* You know me so well!" smiled Beatle.
The scene zooms out, revealing they''re all in the jeepney bus being driven by Led Zeppelin.
"Master Sabbath," said Led Zeppelin. "I believe the enemy is inbound."
"Great," sighed Sabbath. "Sweeties?" she turns to the pair.
"What''s up," said Beatle and Death Leopard.
"My children, you dolts. Neither of you are quite there yet," said Sabbath.
"Ugh..." said Death Leopard.
"*GASP!!!* Throuples Counseling!" smiled Beatle.
"Hahaha! Alright, bitches!" sneered Sabbath. "CRUSADERS!!! REACH FOR THE STARS!!!"
"Wait, SHE''S your leader?" asked Death Leopard.
"Commander, actually. What? You thought I''d be able to lead these idiots by myself?
Zeppelin. Please stop flipping me off. Keep your eyes on the road."
Rasputin Romanov smiles and dances on the platform that ascends to the sky upon a gigantic pyramid made of debris from various destroyed cities of old. He dances as neon lights shine from below as he dances to the music, baby. He dances and sings to Rasputin by Boney M and makes himself look good. The pyramid rumbles. The smell of Vodka musks the air. The taste of Wintergreen oil could also be detected by their tongues merely by opening their mouths.
"God, that is a lotta Wintergreen," said Green Day.
Rasputin Romanov laughs as he shows off his pectoral muscles by flexing his arms upward. "What is wrong, Crusaders? It seems you are too late!"
"ROMANOV!!!" roared Beatle, leaving the jeep. "I think you''re forgetting who I AM!!!"
"Yeah! The durak who GAVE ME THIS POWER!!!" He humps the air. "Ugh! I remember when I did this with Kim J-!"
Beatle blasts at him as the Crusaders battle against Romanov''s army of skeletons.
"Behold! My Undead Mother Ruskies, American scums!"
"We''re Filipinos, DUMBASS!!!" roared Beatle, decapitating several of them.
Billy and Gabrielle shot at the enemy skeletons, protecting Zeppelin in the jeep.
Zeppelin just politely sat down and drank some tea. "I don''t get paid enough for this job..." she said, as one skeleton''s brains exploded in her windshield, causing her to sigh out of bitter annoyance. Lamb of God just blasts at them with healing splooge only for him to cower back into the jeep.
Lamb yells. "WHAT THE SHIT ARE THOSE THINGS!?!?"
"Skeletons of the Soviets. They''re the resurrected damned warriors of Russia."
"Damned STRAIGHT their DAMNED!!!" yelled Lamb.
"Less yelly, MORE SHOOTY!!!" sneered Gabrielle, killing the Skeletons.
"We shall divide the bone marrow AMONG US!!!" sneered Billy, proceeding to hum the Among Us theme.
"I''m beginning to see their resemblance to your boss," said Lamb.
"One of ''em''s adopted."
"Nature vs. nurture, then."
Green Day strangled several Skeletons and with his arms whipped them to pieces.
Meanwhile, Panthera just beats them down, taking out his trusty battle axes as he tears them to pieces.
Slipknot takes out his hammers and crushes their skulls each time he hammers.
Black Sabbath smiles as she grows angel''s wings and begins cutting the skeletons down with her bladed wings and tossing blades from her feathers, flicking them like godly ninja stars.
Beatle and Death Leopard turn to Rasputin Romanov.
Romanov is shown blasting beams out of his crotch every time he humped the air. He then blasts at Death Leopard, which Beatle blocks with his stick.
Beatle sneers. "Human shield?" he asked.
"I fucking hate doing that for you," said Death Leopard.
"Oh, right! I''m the physically stronger one here!" laughed Beatle.
Death Leopard sighs. "Not gonna lie. Thank you."
"You''re welcome..."
Beatle spins his sticks and confidently blocks all of Rasputin''s shots.
Death Leopard sighs as he prepares to shoot.
Then... a flashback occurs within their hearts...
While the younger Death Leopard blocked the hard objects thrown at Beatle, Beatle retaliates by blasting them with a small finger gun he made with a few sticks and a rubberband.
Death Leopard laughs as the roles are now reversed, with now Beatle protecting Death Leopard while Death Leopard prepares either''s arsenal.
"Got it..." said Death Leopard. "I call this weapon... The thing-a-ma-jig."
"Good. NOW KILL HIM!!!" smiled Beatle, as Beatle spun out of the way as Death Leopard shot him in the face with a strange blaster he made out of scratch from his broken pieces of armor, blowing Rasputin''s brains out.
Beatle smirks as Death Leopard pants in relief.
"Is it over?" asked Death Leopard.
"I dunno," said Beatle, as the pair looked up, seeing a portal.
"What the fuck?" asked Beatle. "You said Rasputin was planning to wipe out North America with a weapon."
"That... is the weapon..." said Death Leopard, as a strange warrior with a triangular helmet land before them. He has armor looking like a power ranger with a samurai mask, black cape, and blades on each arm.
The being stared at them...
They stare back...
"What... the fuck...?" asked Beatle, as the man began walking toward them.
Suddenly, with a trail of red lightning behind him, he zooms toward...
The Manila War
"I love you. I always will. That is a promise. I promise that one day, when bad things happen, I will be there to save you," smiled Beatle, as he hugged Aurora. "Forever and ever..."
Aurora cried. "What''s wrong with me?"
Beatle smiled. "Absolutely nothing."
Now...
Aurora marches her army toward the Malaca?ang Palace.
"DINGDONG NARCISO!!! WALK OUTSIDE THE PALACE!!! OR FACE MY WRATH!!!" roared Aurora.
Dingdong laughs, taking out two eskrima sticks. "I suggest a duel... Over the throne of the Philippines, let the spectacle of the fight decide the people''s true... King in Red."
Aurora sneers.
Meanwhile, Beatle keeps the star''s half in his pocket, folded like paper.
Beatle and his new army of peacekeepers try to stop the rallying NKA soldiers, but some NKA soldiers fight and kill his own people, causing them to retaliate and fight back.
Back to Aurora and Narciso, the two pace around each other like two dogs about to fight for a bone. Aurora spins her trident around as Narciso charges with his sticks.
Aurora takes a swing and Narciso blocks it, proceeding to headbutt her, causing her nose to bleed.
She gives high kicks and blasts at him with her trident but he slaps it away.
"Thought you were the only one who got UPGRADED BY THE BLUE BLOOD!?!?" asked Narciso. "That... energy wave... That TEMPLE... Contained the blood of the Angels... That energy wave injected EVERYONE with that blood... Turned us into Nephilim. I was researching it for months until YOU TWO DOLTS TOOK AWAY MY POWER!!!"Stolen novel; please report.
Aurora sneers and cackles. "You... insult me with your excuses... RESOLUTION ACQUIRED!!!" she cried as she blasted him away. "DIE!!! DIE!!! DEATHSPLOSION!!!" she yelled speaking similarly to a female Dalek. "SILENCE!!! FILTHY HUMANOID!!! ALL HUMANOIDS AND NARCISOIDS MUST DIE!!!"
"What the hell are you saying?" asked Narciso, confused with her mannerism and speech.
"YOU MUST BE ERADICATED!!! YOU MUST BE DECIMATED!!! YOU MUST DIE!!!" yelled Aurora, as her veins turn blacker and her hair turns blackish red along with her eyes.
"What the fuck...?" asked the confused Narciso. "What is this power?"
Aurora grabs him and flies him up to the top of the tallest building in EDSA and hammers his face at its top.
"YOU MUST ACKNOWLEDGE RETRIBUTION!!! VENGEANCE IS AMUST!!!" she yelled, monotonously similar to machinery. "DEATH IS UPON YOU, HUMANOID!!!"
Narciso tries crawling away as she prepares to blast him away.
"Goodbye, Your-..."
Beatle appears and manages to push her away before she even managed to shoot the shot.
Aurora growls. "GET OFF OF ME!!!"
Beatle growls. "Aurora... PLEASE!!! I-!!!"
Narciso takes the opportunity and crucifies Beatle by crossing his sticks together, causing him immense pain.
"NO!!!" yelled Aurora, crying as she stabs Narciso.
He lets go of Beatle and Beatle lands in her arms.
Beatle bleeds in his limbs.
Aurora begins crying, but then... a dark thought enters her mind... She continue crying, however. "You''re so... beautiful..."
Beatle smiles gently, only for him to feel a piercing hot white pain in his heart.
Aurora had stabbed him there with her trident.
She lifts him up.
Beatle begins to cry, not out of pain, but out of heartbreak. "Wh-What are you-!?!?" he gasped, trying to speak.
"I''m sorry, Beatle... But I can''t trust you anymore..."
"I love you... " said Beatle.
The others reach the top of the building, seeing Beatle dangling form her trident.
Anne begins to cry. "MIGGY!!!" she sobbed.
"I-I-I-I... Love... Y-You..." whispered Beatle, crying.
"No... you never did..." Aurora drops him from her trident as Anne tries to jump after him but Tyrone stops her.
Jed and Chris cry for his name, but he... fell...
St. King vs. Morningstar
Beatle opens his eyes... and sees... an Eye...
"The Angels have caught you..." It spoke ominously. "Do you wish to return?"
Beatle tilts his head to the right.
Meanwhile...
Aurora slaughters the remaining soldiers as Narciso cowers away, trying to survive only for Aurora to grab his face and tear his head off, tearing his spine out as well as blue blood bathes the people below. "NO LONGER WILL WE GROVEL AGAINST THESE POLITICAL DYNASTIES WHO SHAVED OUR RESOURCES FOR THE ENEMY!!! I SHALL GIVE YOU A NEW AGE!!! ONE DEVOID OF KINGS!!! I, AM YOUR NEW QUEEN!!! ARISE, MY ARMY!!!"
They cheered.
The Eye spoke. "Miguel K. Ibarra. You have been nurtured with abuse but you chose to stay good... stay humble... stay kind... stay genuine... stay integral... and all this time you have suffered... But you stayed with the belief in change. There are moments where you allowed your feelings to overshadow your heart... But... We believe it is time for you to become what you were always meant to be..."
"I... AM..." Aurora lifts her fist up carrying Narciso''s head. "MORNINGSTAAAAAR!!!"
"And the Word was made Flesh. Now, dwell, Beatle... St. King..." spoke the voice, as he gains his armor, star on his chest, and iconic cartoony goggles and trench coat.
Meanwhile... on Earth... Aurora just psychotically cackles.
"DESTROY... EVERYTHING!!! CHAOS IS A VIRTUE!!! ERADICATE ALL!!! ERADICATE ALL HUMANOIDS!!!" She cackles while she blasts down several buildings, toppling them down and killing hundreds of innocent people. "HYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEHAYEHYAEYAHYEA!!! KRRYYYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
Suddenly, Anne grabs her hand.
"It''s OVER!!!" Anne cried with tears.
"It NEVER... WILL BE!!!" roared Aurora, as she slams her to the ground. "AS LONG AS YOU STILL LIVE!!! EVERYONE OF HIS BELIEVERS!!!" Aurora tries stabbing her only to be blinded by Tyrone''s smoke bombs where he punches her and handsprings around to dodge her blasts.
Chris punches her but is kicked away with ease.The narrative has been stolen; if detected on Amazon, report the infringement.
Jed stretches and tries strangling her but she just knocks him down with one punch.
"ALL HAIL..." yelled Dumwayz, as the trio attack several innocent people. "MORNINGSTAAAAAAAAR!!!"
Aurora fought ferociously, clawing Anne over and over practically mauling her. "WHAT''S WRONG!?!? THINK YOU''RE BETTER THAN ME, NOW!?!? HUH!?!!? HAYEHAYEAHYEAHYEAHYEA!!!"
"Hey," said Beatle, behind her.
Aurora''s eyes widen and quiver. "I really am insane... You should''ve stayed burning in Hell."
"You broke my heart," said Beatle.
"Surely you aren''t Beatle. Beatle would never have THAT level of self-RESPECT AND ACKNOWEDGE HE HAS FEELINGS!!!"
"Well, you did. You failed... me..." said Beatle.
"Yeah... but I didn''t fail myseeeelf!!!" she said, singsongy.
"You... kinda did..." he said, with his voice breaking.
Aurora blasts at him, smirks as the smoke filled the air, and walks away, preparing to kill Anne. "Now, where were-?"
Aurora is slammed in the face by Beatle''s new eskrima sticks... forged from the Spear of Destiny.
The Star Emblem on his chest shines like new.
"THAT''S your symbol? Kinda derivative of MINE, Don''tcha THINK!?!?"
"Yours is derivative OF MY HEART YOU FUCKIN'' BROKE!!!"
"You broke mine first, YOUR HIGHNESS!!!" She cackled and swung at him as shockwaves occurred. He flies up and slams his sticks into her face, causing her to slam in each building. The shockwave was so powerful the glass of every building in the entirety of Luzon shattered.
Aurora screams as she slams into the mountains of the Cordilleras. She flies back toward him and hammers her trident into his face and kicks him over and over.
However, Beatle blasts at her with his Super Curly Laser Beams blasting out from his eyes. He grabs her and wrestles with her as she cackles and tries sucking his Soul with her gaping round mouth with various fangs and needles protruding inside. He grabs her face and slams her face in the ground.
They exchange strikes, as Beatle gains... his red hair and eyes... God Mode Level 1...
Aurora growls as she tries to compare to Beatle but she couldn''t. She blasted on punch but Beatle immediately kicks her away with ease.
He grabs her face and slams her into the ground over and over again before crashing back into EDSA.
The Triumvirate attacks Beatle, who easily swerves and weaves away from them. He kicks Mars away and knocks him down. He beats up Goo and he uppercuts Dumwayz, slamming Dumwayz into Goo''s face. Mars comes back to try and decapitate him but Beatle weaves away and knocks him down.
Aurora roars as she blasts at Beatle over and over with her trident only for Beatle to slap her in the face, causing her to fall to her knees, tearing up.
"We''re through," said Beatle. "You have betrayed the nation and all its citizens. I offered you a better path... A path... where you''d be understood by others... but you chose... this. You took my heart, took something special from me, and you tore both to pieces. You have betrayed God and His people. *voice breaks* And you betrayed me. You betrayed... me... Why?"
"You betrayed me first..."
"I chose you, Ruru."
"You don''t get to call me that anymore."
Beatle breathes in and out. "Goodbye, Morningstar."
"Goodbye, Your Highness..." Aurora flies up. "ANTICHRISTS!!! AFTER ME!!!" she growled.
Beatle sighs. "Welp... We just did a Transformers One, didn''t we? Fuck..."
The Gospel Truth
"Oh, how wonderful it is..." said Aurora.
Aurora and her army began to grow bigger and bigger.
Beatle and his army grew bigger as well, but half of the Filipinos were pitted against his half.
While Beatle fought for control over his Kingdom, Aurora ingeniously created business and trade deals with other nations, eventually building an economic empire. Her underground empire grew larger than Beatle''s Kingdom, and eventually, she crushed his nation. Each surrounding South East Asian, South Asian, East Asian, and Oceanian country fought him and eventually fell his nation. Aurora established her new capital upon where they both grew up together, Baguio.Stolen content alert: this content belongs on Royal Road. Report any occurrences.
Aurora and Beatle fought for almost 900 years... And each year was worse than the next. Eventually, the Crusaders of Christ were a mere portion, having no territory, and were forced to be banished into the wilds of Asia, some reaching the New World.
Chris became Panthera...
Jedan became Green Day...
Anne''s maid became Led Zeppelin...
Anne became Black Sabbath...
BSK Season 2 Epilogue...
A man who looks similar to Beatle walks out of a portal. His eyes are purple. His overalls are gray. He has a blue hoodie. He has an ankh brimming on his chest rather than a star.
He began whistling, humming a song from a Japanese anime.
He humoriusly skipped and skedaddled while he walked around the beautiful icey lands.
"Nueva Yorca be bustin''. Wot da hell happened here?"
"Willy mamili syang makapili tamgina nya kasi sya''y namimili ng Pilipini..." he sang.
"You there, Pro?"
"Yeah huh... I''m in the Apoc World. Place is seasonally colder. Hope the mission''s successful, Reapz."
"What even are you doing there, Pro?"
The man smokes his cigar. "Gonna meet my old master..."
"Another MIGUEL!?!? How the hell have I never heard of this!?"
"I taught ya everything ya know, but I didn''t teach ya everything I know."
"Welp, whatever. Got a kapte here. You need him for directions?"
"Nah. Let Dave just hang there a sec." The man warms his hands by rubbing them together and breathing heat into his palms as fog leaves his breath.Enjoying this book? Seek out the original to ensure the author gets credit.
"Hay Naku... What the hell are you planning?"
"A masterpiece..." The man walks toward the horizon to warm himself with the rays of the sun. "Y''know that one guy who repeats things over and over again like a broken rec? That''s you, kid. Now quit buzzin'' in my ear, Professir Joe."
"WHO!?!?"
"Joe Mama." The man deactivates his earpiece and walks toward the horizon. "Oh dear God. Someone play either the theme from the Thing or the theme from Ice Age... IT''S SO GODDAMNED COLD!!!" He yelled out into the cold desert wasteland as his voice echoed from within each snowflake of the massive valley. "Goddamn sundae-lookin'' dogs be drinking piss in my-... Ugh... Snow Wolves, Bears, Face Men.... All the same in this mutated realm... I think I''ll go by easily, however... I think I''ll be the Messiah the Multiverse had already expected and wanted... Yes... YES!!! THAT''S IT!!! If I manage to destroy the Splooge, I will FINALLY get to be honored once and for all!!! YES!!! This world was way less icy 5 years ago with the Bear and Face Man ordeal... Must''ve seasonally changed in terms of climate because of... Well... THIS world''s version of... Her..."T he man skips around like a child. "Well... I am currently cold, vexed, and interested in the Multiversal dynamics of this place. Been here to kill a Bear and I just LOVE eating the GI-Ants around this place! So, I say....
His name is...
"Hocus pocus, motherfuckers..." sigh Prometheus, from The Blood of the Aswangs novel.
Yep...
This is a sequel to the Blood of the Aswang...
UH... Yay!
Prometheus sneers. "Somethin'' tells me I''m gonna get by just fine."
Prometheus walks around like a robot. "Meep morp wekapipo... Bleep bleep bloop bloop... ALL HAIL, MEEEEE!!! YA HEAR THAT, MASTER BEATLE!?!? I AM NOW BETTER THAN YOU EVER WILL BE!!!! KRRRYEEEEEAH!!! Call it a foolish venture... But I say, I''d be home by Christmas... WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HUMANITY IS MY BITCH, DAWG!!! KRRYEEEEAAAAHOOOOO!!!"