《Ghost Hook, Troll Whale》
Plot Armour
Plot armour
Plot is armor, amour
Love? Love what? Plot?
Plot of land? Plot armour,
Who will protect the plot of land?
Donation, land donations so please donate
Don ate dawn and went mad
Quixote? Praised for being the first modern novel.
Unauthorized content usage: if you discover this narrative on Amazon, report the violation.Is that novel? Is that modern? Is that 21st Century?
20th Century Boys, Monster
¡®Copperknob¡¯ and ¡®Sphinx¡¯ are no Monster
They identify as Boys and that makes ¡®Man of Steel¡¯ feel left out
Out of the boys plot into a man¡¯s plotting, that is the Man of Steel
Beyond History¡¯s plot.
Post-Plot
Still Man,
Man of Steel is no Superman
Man who is super, that is Man of Steel
Still man, Man of Steel just breathed his last
Last time Joseph breathed, it was 1912
1912-1953 was all Stalin, ¡®Man of Steel¡¯ who is finally still
Still alive, Joseph takes his first breath in decades after digging out of Stalin¡¯s grave.
Unauthorized duplication: this narrative has been taken without consent. Report sightings.Grave matter if he¡¯s caught so Joseph leaves Russia
Russia to London, Joseph goes on a journey to visit his little brother
Brother Benjamin when the times were Biblical
Biblical no more, he¡¯s no longer little but Big Ben
¡°Big Ben,¡± asks Joseph, ¡°know where my coat of many colors at?¡±
Big Ben: ¡
Neo-Plot
Hitler Wears Herm¨¨s
He did not have it before the Battle of France
France fallen, Russia¡¯s up next.
Hitler Wears Herm¨¨s
His moustache is toothbrush
Brush away the walrus is the goal
That¡¯s Stalin¡¯s moustache.
Hitler Wears Herm¨¨s. His toothbrush is crushed by the walrus¡¯ long tusks. Operation Barbarossa fails.The tale has been illicitly lifted; should you spot it on Amazon, report the violation.
Operation Barbarossa fails
Stalin keeps his red beard
So does Joseph.
Red beard
An inspiration for Joseph¡¯s name change in London
He is now Thor.
Thor got his red beard
His hammer too but not really
Its a mic.
Mic in his hand
Red beard on his face He hides it behind a mask The mask and the mic
Thats what Joseph has in the Year of our Lord 1999
Operation: Doomsday.
Interview for Neo-Plot
What is villainy?
Operation: Doomsday
How does one produce villainy?
Take Me To Your Leader for the production bit + Madvillainy for the pure villainy
Fascinating answer. With that basis then, I can¡¯t help but be curious who the best villain in Madvillainy is, in your unbiased opinion?
Victor Vaughn.
And Victor Vaughn is, who?
Fancy Clown.
Never knew a clown could be fancy.
Joker is.
I know two from the movies. Which among them is fancy?
None. Their suits are.
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The colors.
Purple and red?
Pope Innocent X.
What about an innocent pope?
He¡¯s not innocent. He comes in two colors.
So what?
So art.
Art imitates life so what are the lives of the colors, if you even know?
Atrocity Exhibition and Whole Lotta Red.
So, depression and rage then.
Yes. J. G. Ballard and Sisu.
No. It supposed to be Joy Division and Sisu.
No. It¡¯s Danny Brown and Sisu.
Really. An American and a Finnish.
Yes. A statesman for the finish.
Finish it then, statesman.
Still in the UK so¡
Neo-Plot, Post-London
The statesman in London is a laughing matter (and the matter is)
The Joker laughs then says, ¡°And I thought my jokes were bad.¡±
Bad Meets Evil but its not in Detroit (repeat)
Bird mitts evil a card and guess what? (It¡¯s a Joker!)
Joke¡¯s on the gangster but he does not laugh (what!)
If you come across this story on Amazon, it''s taken without permission from the author. Report it.He just gets knifed (oh)
So dies the Joker''s time in London (so?)
Guess the joke¡¯s on the Neo-Plot (um, yes)
Say a thing about The Joker, say that he¡¯s not tongue and cheek
All tongue and chick¡the Rachel scene
Seen eating and drinking in that scene, that''s an improv
Improved the script¡ª
Neo-Plot : Statesman Joker
Joker be like:
Suit: Red
Red Translated to Favourite Album: Whole Lotta Red
Whole Lotta Red Translated to Personality: Rage
Rage Translated to Cultural Phenomenon Type: Pop
Pop Translated to Painting Type: Pope
Pope Translated to Favourite Pope Painting: Study for a Pope V
Study for a Pope V Translated to Pop Type: Rap & Rap Translated to Rapper: King Vamp
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Suit: Purple
Purple Translated to Favourite Album: Atrocity Exhibition
Atrocity Exhibition Translated to Personality: Manic
Manic Translated to Cultural Phenomenon Type: Pop
Pop Translated to Painting Type: Pope
Pope Translated to Favourite Pope Painting: The First Pope
The First Pope Translated to First Pope: Landscape with Pope/Dictator & Landscape Translated to Violet Cyclamen Flowers: The Nazi Soldiers
Neo-Plot Shifts To You-Rope (Who Will Be Hanged?)
Nazi blokes and King Vamp like Operation Barbarossa
They coming for his head, beard and heart
Heartless and cold, soldiers be sharp-eyed like their in-hand-stakes
Stakes are high, steaks in the pan, panfishing in the whale
Well, well Moby Dick, will you bite Captain Ahab¡¯s leg off?
Off into the Biblical, will you spit out Jonah onto the seashore?
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Oscar, ¡¯twas a well deserved Oscar
Oscar deserved to get his name but o¡¯ scar
Throbs whenever he thinks about it
Lost his name to a Lincoln
The States sure do love their president, it seems
Seems even Motors was not Holy enough to change that
That should have been Oscar¡¯s award
Paying back France for gifting the States the Statue of Liberty.