《Elycian》 Prologue *Rewrote I was given life on Jan-7-2015 on Mt. Fuji, in a house burrowed into the side of the mountain my mother passed whilst giving birth to me my father sliced her stomach open to get me out when she flat-lined. My family consists of me, my sister, and my father. My father¡¯s age is undetermined but my sister is 3 years older than me. At the young age of 6 my father seemingly took an interest in me as I had killed a baby bear that was tearing apart our chickens and pigs. I don¡¯t know where his mother was but if she had been with him I would have surely died like the cub. Due to my father¡¯s sudden interest in me he began subjecting me to ¡®easy¡¯ training. He started me off by having me halfway down the mountain and run a full lap around it; due to my father¡¯s indifference to me earlier in life I was happy at the time to do what he had told me. Two years later I had been ordered to do 29 laps around the mountain before I could eat and then start at the base and run up to the house without stopping. By this time I had grew accustomed to the labour and didn¡¯t have any trouble with it. At this time I had begun to run the laps fast enough to have a couple hours before I ate and went to sleep so I discovered the library in one of the back rooms. So began my personal languages study, and he cut my requisite laps back down to 10 and he began personally instructing me on my weapon¡¯s training and alchemy lessons. At the age of 9 I had learned how to wield most cutting instruments, brew an arsenal of deadly poisons and addictive drugs, could flick a needle into someone¡¯s neck from 15ft away accurately, and had already learned how to read and write French, German, and Japanese. Father decided one day that my name was to be Diachi Adichi, and I was to attend a school in Gotemba alongside my sister, she seemed to be ecstatic about it, and held my hand the whole way there with a slight blush on her cheeks. By 10 I had already begun taking junior high classes and earned the nickname the sponge as 1 lesson on a subject and I could fully grasp it. Then some of the older kids tried to bully me in gym, but soon learned that I was stronger than them in every aspect. At this point Father decide it was time for my assassins¡¯ career to begin. This story originates from Royal Road. Ensure the author gets the support they deserve by reading it there. At the age of 12, I had killed hundreds; I took the test to graduate high school, and became a shut-in except for my forays to the outside to end another¡¯s life. My sister wasn¡¯t too happy when I graduated early, and especially not when I started spending all my time in my books. I had learned 16 languages by then and grew tired of it so whenever on a job I would steal the books of the fallen, mainly the light novels, fiction, manga¡¯s, and comics as I had already grew tired of history somewhere early eleven hundreds. My favourites were LMS, Unique Legend, and One punch master. In my fourteenth year my father¡¯s gave me a test of ability and I had to kill an entire household full of yakuza to pass I took with me a pair of scimitars, a metal reinforced longbow, poison-tipped arrows, and throwing knives to do the deed. On one of my missions I had to kill an old man with no family, because the steel that he produced personally, with a width of 1 inch could cut through diamonds like butter, and he didn¡¯t want to share his ways with anyone. As a favour before he died he asked me to stay a month and learn how to forge so that his style wouldn¡¯t die with him. The spoils of his lessons were my 2 scimitars that were one and a half inch wide and 3 feet long with a graceful curve. There first kill wasn¡¯t him however because he was already near death due to a chronic illness, so I gave him a drug that would give him pleasurable dreams while he slipped away. On my 16th birthday my room was a mess with books strewn about and stacked hazardously in the corner. When my sister stormed in saying that father had ¡®agreed¡¯ for her to take me skiing in the Swiss Alps, that¡¯s the day it ended. *I''m going to upload chapter 1 sometime tomorrow morning as I¡¯m waiting for my brother to give me my notebook with my chapters in it *I will try to update this once every day if it¡¯s liked and at least three times a week. *I need you guys to comment if you want stuff added in and if you give me legit names and profiles ill add them in somewhere, no promises on getting everyone in though Chapter 1: Death/Rebirth *This chapter is going to be relatively short promise chapter 2 is going to be much longer For my sixteenth birthday Jasmine, my sister, had come home and persuaded our father to let us go skiing on a secluded mountain in Switzerland to celebrate the very special occasion. *I feel kind of clich¨¦ with this* Obviously to the onslaught of his own daughter father couldn''t resist, so she dragged me to Parrotspitze. Near the peak of the mountain we stood. Looking down the mountainside I saw loose snow flitting about as if dancing in the wind, flitting by the trees playfully, only to meet up further down to hop over rocks, and then hide away in the cave mouths. I heard my sister impatiently sifting the snow on the ground as I strapped on my snowboard, as I stood up I could feel a breeze go past my face with the accompanying snow that got stuck in my eyelashes and hair which melted due to my KI pressed to my skin, I adjusted myself and do a backflip in place. Before I looked over to see my sister pouting at my display and her face was barely visible in her snow gear, I looked down at my own snow gear consisting of a black hoodie and baggy jeans, I had quirked a grin, before I suppressed the unnecessary emotions and started down the slope. Picking up speed while sliding by rocks and small shrubbery, barely disturbing the snow in my passing, I noticed sister as she crested a large cliff and slammed down in front of me causing the snow to blow up and away from her into the air. As I made my way through the cloud onto the other side I noticed sister hunched over going at a ridiculous speed barely managing to dodge the growing number of trees. My heart had skipped a beat when a bear came from behind a thicket and sister crashed into it causing it to roar as one of the ski poles was stuck in its side and she flew over it crashing into one of the larger trees several meters of the ground, then she fell on a rock at the base of the tree with a sickening crunch. The bears roar had caused an avalanche, and when I looked back I could see it coming down as a wall of white. Turning to the bear who was 20 meters down the slope while still looking at the pole in its side, I covered the distance in seconds, and as I passed the bear I ripped out the pole eliciting another roar. I then proceeded to throw the pole behind me shattering the bear¡¯s skull and painting the snow pink before it was covered by the incoming snow wall. I hurried over to my sister¡¯s side, and all I saw was red before I covered her with my body and formed a bubble of Ki around us. My breath grew ragged as I fumbled in my pocket pulling out a sat phone and pressing. *0* And that¡¯s how I got into this situation where the snow is crashing down upon us. While I hold up the walls and simultaneously try to keep her alive by circulating my Ki through her body, my Ki steadily burning away. *3rd Person* Mt. Fuji, Daichi''s home, in a room a man was sleeping rolled up like a sushi wrap as an alarm pierced his ear drums. His cover seemed to evaporate as he stood up with ease and walked over to a corner table and the phone on top, with a scowl on his face. As he looked at the message however his face changed and he disappeared, 10 seconds later the room and the entire eastern side of Mt. Fuji blew up. The message was from his son and it was a distress signal, his son had never sent out a distress signal on any mission no matter how difficult. One hour later on the peak of Mt. Gotemba, the man looked around trying to catch the fading wisps of his sons Ki, he disappeared again appearing right on top of where his son was. Melting the snow directly downwards and pushing it outwards he saw a small ring of blood with his son in the middle holding jasmine pressed up against a tree trunk. He fell to his knees near his son, knowing upon a glance that his daughter was gone and that his son was soon to follow a tear dropped onto his son¡¯s cheek. The man roared blasting away everything for a mile in any direction. The man spontaneously slit his wrist dripping a drop of his blood into both his daughters and sons mouth before calling out. "Arrinrhod, I know you hear me, I need your help." his yell rang hollow in the crater he created in the mountainside as he floated in the air with his children "Arrinrhod!!!" he roared. "Oh shush Nemain I hear you quiet down" a woman appeared in the air naked with black hair covering her nipples and privates as she looked at the man. ¡°You know what this will cost Nemain I can¡¯t do it just for you." "I know," he said never looking away from his sons face, "Just take them Arin" "Ok bye hope you like your sleep, I will insert them back into the wheel." She said this cheerily as her body began to dissipate along with the bodies. *Dead* I woke up and looked around only to see a never ending white space. Trying to force out my Ki I couldn''t feel it at all. Where is my Ki?! A woman cloth in black suddenly appeared. Wait that''s hair. Why the fuck is your hair long enough to be mistaken as cloth? Cut that shit! Wait where am I?! What are these emotions? God my brain is all over the place this is bullshit! "Hihihihihihi..." Stolen content warning: this content belongs on Royal Road. Report any occurrences. I hear the woman giggling while I reflected on myself. What¡¯s so funny? You wanna fight? "No I don¡¯t want to fight, but dear you are in a pure state right now you can''t move your Ki because you are Ki and I eliminated your emotion filter or more aptly named emotional cock block, it¡¯s just so funny to listen to your thoughts." What?!! Why the fuck would you do that. Don¡¯t tell me this is going to be like one of those cheesy light novels about reincarnation. "Bingo Dingo¡± Fuck you mean bingo quit the bullshit! What¡¯s next I¡¯m sent to some new world with a magic system like one of those RPG games and I to save the world? Ha! "Yes absolutely correct, seems I don''t have to explain anything, except the world isn''t really new it¡¯s one of the old Terran worlds called Elycian and I don¡¯t think it really needs saving per se.¡± Who the fuck are you? Are you the female version of Senior?! Where''s the rooster? Why do keep spouting bullshit? And what are we standing on this is really uncomfortable. "Who''s senior and a rooster?" She tilted her head in a cute way." Oh, but we''re floating right now in my domain." OK can we sit on something then since this is your domain Oh Goddess!!You haven''t answered who u are!! "So rude." Sorry senior, you don''t have to listen and why are we still standing? Sigh. Did she just sigh? I''m the one in distress here." Calm down you¡¯re like a 1 yr. old without his bottle" she snapped her fingers and suddenly we were sitting on opposing couches in a wooden cabin as a fire crackled in the corner. Much better, so why am I here again and you still haven¡¯t answered who the fuck you are? "Your father called in a favour and asked to send you back to Elycian, to be reincarnated. Any other questions?" YES! Who are you, you fucking woman. GOD!! And back? "Your father originated from Elycian, he was a god, and got exiled to Earth..." What did he do? "Personal and stop interrupting!" Sorry senior. "So you and your sister are going to be reincarnated somewhere randomly on Elycian and your father, the sly bastard, fed you his blood so you will have a random part of his original race and your memories." Cool. Sigh. STOP fucking sighing you¡¯re gonna get all wrinkly Sigh. ¡°Questions?" The world? "Elycian has three discovered continents, two the size of the Australia, and one slightly bigger than what Pangaea would have been, and only 20%of the world is discovered" That''s big! And magic? "Magic has ten elements from before my time, which are lightning, thunder, water, fire, ice, life, death, earth, flesh, and wind, which if all completely mastered becomes Omni." OK, races?! "Celicia, the biggest continent''s, inhabitants are the humans whose kingdoms lie in the west and southern parts with an empire in the centre. The dwarves live in the northern mountain ranges with the goblins that live in the marshes to the west of them; elves mainly live in the forests of the north east and beast men live in the eastern forests and the desert to the Far East. The continent of Sheasari houses the lizard men; while in its mountains live the draconian and their empire. Let¡¯s see, whose left. The angels of the floating isles and the heavens, the demons of Lucifea the smallest of the three continents also linked to hell, and the merpeople of the oceans. There''s more but I¡¯m too bored to continue." Lazy ass. "What?!" Nothing senior, please continue. "Now the fun part your cur... I mean blessings. Got a reputation as a goddess of fertility to hold up. Your body fluids will be an aphrodisiac of the strongest quality, you will be able to impregnate any being of the opposite sex, and for even more fun you will be beyond appealing to humanoid women Hihihihi. Ciao have fun in your new life." My body started to fade away. No my body did not start to fade away wait bitch. Nononono! Hold on! I have more questions. She blew a kiss at me and then everything turned black and I felt terribly tired. Going to sleep, I woke up, seemingly moments later, to screams and then a bright flash of light, and being pulled by my spine as I looked at a black haired women with green eyes and pale skin who was breathing heavily while gripping a man''s hand with what looked like a bone breaking grip, by the way his eyes were slightly tear up. Ouch! I was passed to the woman by my spine and she rocked me I started to get sleepy and then I caught a glimpse of my spine. WTF why is my spine out of my body? No that¡¯s a tail why the fuck do I have a fucking tail!! Where is my emotional cock blocker I can¡¯t think clearly? Did that bitch take it? This is utter bullshit I¡¯m going to kill you! I started to wail and as I fell asleep. Everyone gave a sigh of relief when I started to cry. Bastards! *Sorry for the late update I slept in and it was -20 degrees earlier so I was too cold to type *Give me names and profiles if you want to be in *And I should have another one up tomorrow night at the latest Chapter 2: Ages 0-2 I think mother has made it her life¡¯s mission to leave me eternally bored, as for the last six months mother has deemed it necessary to carry me everywhere, to bed, to annoying high class tea sessions, watching her sew... But now my time has come I have been patiently practicing with my tail and I can willingly extend and flex it now. Yes it is a boss ass tail for us too lazy to move. Hehe hit someone¡¯s wind pipe without even lifting my arms or legs. Fear me! But back to the present mother put me on the ground and left the room thinking that I would sit there obediently due to my little resistance so far and my quietness. You have too little faith in my escape jutsu mother. HAHA!! This is my life and you will see nothing but my shadow! Standing i immediately, skipping the crawling stage, hobble... run to the door using my tail as a support before leaning on the wall and opening it with my now elongated tail. Muwhahaha! I hobble... Run down the hall taking a left and enter a room three doors down. Finally gaining asylum I look at around new haven, I¡¯m in the royal library. I grab some books and then head to one of the alcoves in the back to hide from the demon. Oh and i seem to be the second prince to a small kingdom slightly off the coast of Celicia, my mother is a demon from Lucifea to the northwest her name is Lucife¡­ Marie and she¡¯s my father¡¯s first wife. My father is rarely seen because of the war going on with the Angved isles to the southeast, this worlds Vikings sooo cool, well not for my father that is. But, whatever pops deal with it his name is Alistair by the way. While on the subject of family my older brother is 3yrs old and has just begun home schooling... On magic! Fuck brother. My little sister, Gywnneth, has just been born to father¡¯s second wife, Iris. But now that I''m alone I can finally begin exercising my Ki to its former glory and restore my emotional filter for fucks sake. Age: 1 years old I have restored my Ki back, but i have found out in my reading that it''s not Ki here but instead it¡¯s called mana, so I¡¯m going to call it that instead, and that Bitch put a fucking lock on my emotional filter as I have discovered after minut... Hours of hard work trying to restore it and passsi... Looking for it in a book from the library. It also seems that sometime in my second year I shall gain a status, one of those cool windows with all my stuff on it. Right now I¡¯m hiding... exploring in the backrooms of the palace. Looking around the corner i see dust, dust... and more dust oh wait it¡¯s a door at the end of the hallway. Basically screams "Stay The Fuck Away!!" now how am I supposed to get over there without dying from inhaling this shitty dust on the floor. Hand on chin while my left holds my right elbow i look up to the ceiling and see an old chandelier, giving a sinister grin i hook it with my tail, pulling on it to make sure its secure, it¡¯s not, I swing into the air. Wooh. Aiming for the door, I¡¯m halfway there when i hear¡­ "Babyyyy~~~ where are you~~~ don''t hide from mommy~~~" Fuck! Why is she so early? Then the chandelier started to creak. Fuck!! I stopped everything, hanging from the air, I listened to her footsteps, and the faint creaks of the chandelier, until I heard them recede again. I swung for the door once more and three quarters of the way the chandelier broke under my weight and started crashing down. And if it couldn¡¯t get any worse right behind me i heard. "Found you~~~" Fuck nooo I face planted into the door and my face wiped off the dust accumulated on it in a long strip down before I hit the floor. "Poor baby~~~ let mommy help you~~~" being picked up by my tail and held upside down I look the devil... My mother, in the eyes. "Hello mother, it¡¯s a fine evening for a stroll is it not, and would you be so kind as to let me down I seemed to have left something on the ground." like my teeth you crazy bitch I only have six! "Sorry honey~~"Singing as she flips me by my tail into the air then catches me in a baby carry. "You have to meet your darling sister and new butler today. ¡°She started walking through the halls in a beeline to my room, my brother was next door and i could see my brother pouring over a book with his teacher sitting next to him. Hihi. Brother you''re so unlucky allll those lessons on simple things would kill me, and only 4 hour long magic lessons. Ha, but bet I¡¯m smarter than your teacher what¡¯s x^2+1=0 huh mister I went to the university?! It''s I you bastard. And then we were in my room. It''s quite spacious if I do say so. To my left, as we enter the room, is my bed it''s covered with black cloth and is in the corner it¡¯s about the size of a queen sized on earth, the head rest looks as if it¡¯s trying to crawl up the wall. I have beige walls with a mural across from my bed, so my right as I enter, depicting a fight between an army and a massive gold dragon. At the foot of my bed is a chest, and on the left side of the bed is a wardrobe that''s about 2 meters tall, really how much stuff does a one year old supposed to have. And smack dab in the middle of my room is a big square rug as fuzzy as a shitzhu and sitting on top of it is my doe eyed sister and.. another baby? WTF! "Mother something seems to be wrong here as all I see in front of me is my beloved sister and someone''s child, whom seems to be lost. Where would my butler be located?" At this time mother decided to rub the dust off of my face before placing me on the carpet. Hey I said where the fuck is my butler? "Mother?" "I did say aspiring did I not," ¡°No.¡± you said new are getting senile? She points to the golden haired child. "This is Florence your new butler, who will be growing up beside you to best serve you in the future, do be nice." YeaYea lying mfer just gonna ignore me. "And this is your dearest little sister she will grow up to be a beautiful girl," pointing to sister dearest ", also your first wife~" If you come across this story on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen from Royal Road. Please report it. Sisters eyes were green with a piercing yellow that was mesmerising....Wait what the fuck did you say, I don¡¯t swing for family woman. "Mother I must still have dust blocking my ears because I seem to have heard you want me to marry my sister?" "Correct." Fuck! "Mother you must be getting to that age where you''re going batshit cra...¡± *Swat**Thwack* "Anything else~~~?" "No mother dearest.¡±Face first in the carpet my sister begins to pull my hair I groan into the carpet. Age: 1.5 It has been six months since my sentence of babysitting I have begun to play with magic and have a strong affinity with lightning, fire, and wind, well I¡¯ve only played with those so yea; anyways, my sister dearest, and butler have learned how to walk, follow me everywhere, and also do whatever I do. Also I have never called a man cute, and will never admit to saying so, but Florence is pretty damn cute the same goes for my sister and her ebony black hair which hugs her little round cheeks.. Stop! Back to Magic Florence seems to have a good affinity with water and wind, while jasmine has affinities with life, water, earth, and flesh, so basically she¡¯s a super healer in training neither of their Ki mana pools can even dream of touching my size though The door, I have discovered through my beggi.. searching, leads to the old master craftsmen''s workplace but I haven''t ventured back because of my minions lack of ability to follow by walking. BUT, today that changes I¡¯m standing in front of the door with my sister and butler fighting to hold my right sleeve. So annoying! I flick both of their hands away with my tail and push the door open. Creaking the door throws up a cloud of dust as I push it open, and Florence blows all of it behind us before it could get into our lungs i pat him on the shoulder, causing him to blush, weird and stroll into the room. In the centre is a steel forge, it is like a big circle with the top funnel-shaped going up like a chimney, there¡¯s a bellow at the bottom to push air from the bottom, and one side open to forge from with an anvil next to it. Along with blacksmithing tools along the edge of it, and in the back is a smelter; while along the walls are ingots, leathers, grindstones, and some other faintly pulsing stones stacked haphazardly on shelves. A cooling basin is in the far left corner so fucking cool then I notice a door on the left and a door directly opposite it hidden from view by some shelves. Going to the left door first i push aside the shelves open the door and see a tailor, tanner, and leather workers (don¡¯t know if that''s redundant) tools strewn about. Closing the door I see my minions just looking around with curious expressions as I circle around the forge heading to the other door. Opening it I see a woodcarvers room as I enter, knocking up some dust as I make my way to the other side using an air bubble to ball up all the dust, on the their side is an ornately carved door. The door wouldn''t budge so I shot a lightning spell at it and it came right back at me. I ran out of the room with a yelp but also with a small grin on my face. That fucking hurt! Why am I smiling oh yeah I like mysteries, but first things first time to put all I read about to use, before the devil comes from me. Age: 2yrs old I have successfully tailored myself a pair of briefs. Fuck pantaloons. But more importantly I have made myself some new black clothes and over the last year created a pair of wooden scimitars and a compound bow with sixty arrows all fun-sized of course. I have also been training my body harder and my mana pool as well so whenever I see my mother fast as the wind I¡¯m hopping from candle to candle with my arms and tail to the point where she got them all removed, the candles of course not my arms and tail. So then I ran on my legs and whenever a servant would try and stop me I would either A go between their legs, B shoot them, C slide by them, or D whip out my scimitars and ''break'' their ankles, not really ill just give them a swat so they''ll get out of the way. One time one of the royal guards got in my way and we ended up fighting, mainly me one-sidedly beating him as he tried to defend against my blows. My hits don''t hurt but a hundred bee stings will eventually kill you. As he was slipping mother caught up and grabbed me from behind, saving his life and pride from being defeated by a 2yr old. Good old days. Sigh. Right now I¡¯m walking the halls with sis and Florence to attend my etiquette training as they like to call it. But its real name is ''get the fuck out of my hair Zeralith Bolbec''. Sister is dressed in a pretty little white dress contrasting against her long black hair she¡¯s barely 2.5ft tall, while Florence is in a tight black suit with his hair in a low ponytail behind his back he¡¯s as tall as me, just shy of 3ft. His hips swing a little when he walks with a graceful switch... Stop! He''s 2. No that''s not the problem he''s a he! Goddamnit! Get a hold of yourself. Smacking my cheeks. I''ve been standing in front of the door for a while now so Florence taps me on the shoulder after my display and points to the door with a worried face. You¡¯re the cause you son of a bitch! Sighing I push open the door to see a women with a huge wrack wearing a dress that one would wear to a funeral and her eyes seem to be some dark colour close to black while her skin is milky white and smooth with sharp features, and her hair is a golden blonde. She would put a model to shame. After I put my dick down your throat you will be second wife. "Hello Ms. Hilda nice to meet you, these are Jasmine my sister, and Florence my butler, now will you be my..." *well my character seems to have turned into a dipshit with all of his emotions unlocked *I¡¯m really going through these fast changing a paragraph here or there Chapter 3: Ages: 2 and STATUS *Revised but not pr *Not much changed *And i will stop throwing up onto the screen and posting it to the net and will add more detail and length to my chapters Continued Age: 2 yrs old "Wi..." Everything seems to have turned abnormally black and i have pieces of some kind of rock in my mouth, tastes like dirt, probably clay though. Feeling for where my neck should be i feel around it trying to figure out what it was that was holding me, when i had an epiphany. These are the clay bricks in the interior walls. Wait why the Fuck am i in a wall?!! Hardening my tail i destroy all the brick constricting me, afterwards i fall to the floor and dust myself off before turning around to Hilda. "For some unknown reason, a second ago, i seemed to have grown an abnormal desire to be with the wall as i jumped straight at and through it, without taking into account my surroundings, so i apologize to you three, but Ms. Hilda will you become my wi.." Everything is black once again and i seem to be deeper into the wall as my shoulders are even in it. Does this wall have a magnetic attraction to me like WTF! Wall-neechan i know you love me and i love you to for protecting me from both the elements and prying eyes, but neechan~ get the fuck out of my way. As i say this i imbue my tail with lightning and destroy all the wall within a foot of my head and as i free myself i throw in a fire bomb that further destroys the surrounding before a wind vortex sucks in all the rubble into a super compressed ball in the middle of a 2 meter round hole in the wall. Dusting myself off once again I turn back around again. That''s a lot of again''s. Upon turning i can see both of my minions hiding behind Hilda. "I''m sorry once again i don''t know what''s gotten into me for me to feel so attracted to a wall, when there''s a woman as beautiful as you in front of me." "That''s probably because i''m the one who sent you into that wall. Now will you quit with these jests?"Her voice was ice cold, kind of scary. "Nonsense Ms.Hilda.¡± I can¡¯t go for a now destroyed wall, ¡°But on a more realistic note will you be my wi.." "On a more realistic note I advise you to take a look behind you before you finish that sentence, to ascertain your destination before being sent there." Turning to the wall i see it fully repaired. I thought i was strong in this world, but you, you''re a ghost! I will get you back for this I''LL KILL YOU!!! But for now i''m sorry senior. "Sorry for the disturbance that i seemed to have caused," saying so i indicate for my minions to come back to my side, which they do reluctantly, your insolence will be punished later. "Now why are we here again Ms.Hilda?" "First you and Florence change into these outfits," pulling 2 suits out of nowhere, placing them on the table, and pointing at a door behind her that i didn''t notice earlier. Grabbing mine i head to the door with Florence in tow. And as we walk away Hilda calls over Jasmine and pulled out a teapot. Where the hell is this stuff coming from?! As soon as Florence closes the door behind us i start stripping out of my clothes, and when i got to putting on my pants i noticed Florence just sitting there blushing and watching me dress. Seriously dude i don''t swing that way not even for you! "Are you not going to get dressed Florence?" As soon as i ask him he starts vigorously shaking his head and turns an even deeper shade of red. By this time i starting buttoning up my shirt and throw on my jacket before looking down at my old, dirty, ragged, and torn clothes setting them on fire and then heading out. Stopping behind Hilda as she sips her tea i glance back at the door, it''s slightly ajar, and through the crack i can see some kind of wrapping covering Florence''s chest. Weird. I''ve just decided that Florence is just an overall mystery to me. I feel an projectile aimed at the back of my head and rapidly closing the distance, barely dodging as it sweeps through where my head was. I had already pulled out my secret knife to kill the assailant. It''s a hand. Hilda''s Hand! WTF!! I KILL YOU WOMAN!! Stowing my dagger bac; into my shoe. "Ms.Hilda you seem to have lost control of your motor functions, because your hand seems to have been coming for my head a second ago." As i stand up she retracts her hand back to her tea cup. "It''s impolite to peek when someone is changing." Huh? I just changed in front of him and you have a problem when i look at him... for a second? What the hell is wrong with your head! "Something must be affecting your senses as well, because i just changed in front of him and you seemed to have no problem with that but when i take a look back and catch a glimpse of another man, you strike at me. Are you okay?" She gives me a look as if i hit my head,"Florence is the furthest possible from being a man." No duh he''s fucking 2 what, do you expect him to have a foot long and be waving it around? Whatever. Looking down at myself and back at her,"I seem to be dressed appropriately now, so what did you want with me again?" "Hold out your hand, young prince." She says the last part sarcastically. PROBLEM! Stretching my hand out she places a crystal in my palm, and curls my fingers around it. Looking at the crystal in my hand its a transparent sky blue, and suddenly it starts to rapidly soak into my hand, right as i want to reclaim my hand the ghost talks. "Say ''Status Activate''" Frowning i once again do as she says and suddenly i''m flooded with blue pop-up windows, and taking a step back only for them to follow me. "Say ''Skills Only.''" As i said it a big window disappeared with around 100 of the smaller windows and 3 medium sized ones, looking at the new windows i start to smile in anticipation. Knowing what they represent. My status being given to me, i''m ecstatic as i read.
Skill Name:Skill Rank:Skill Level:Skill Experience:
TailoringBasic356%
Do to your hard work continuously making....underwear you have unlocked the skill Tailoring *6% easier to tailor and work with leather/clothes
You underestimate the power of underwear you damn window!
Skill Name:Skill Rank:Skill Level:Skill Experience:
Wood CarvingIntermediate171%
Do to your hard work making anything you can think of with wood you have unlocked the skill Wood Carving *20% more effective when playing with wood
Fuck you mean more effective when playing with wood?! I''m coming for you!
Skill Name:Skill Rank:Skill Level:Skill Experience:
Mana ManipulationIntermediate947%
Do to your knowledge and continuous practice with mana you have unlocked the skill Mana Manipulation *70% more cost effective when using mana *Mana pool increased by 50%
That''s what i''m talking about.
Skill Name:Skill Rank:Skill Level:Skill Experience:
Lightning MasteryAdvanced110%
Do to your hard work zapping anything within your sight at least once you have unlocked the skill Lightning Mastery *40% more effective when using lightning spells *-10% cost when using lightning spells
Skill Name:Skill Rank:Skill Level:Skill Experience:
Fire MasteryIntermediate986%
Do to your hard work angrily setting on fire all of your failed... underwear you have unlocked the skill Fire Mastery *30% more effective when using fire spells
Skill Name:Skill Rank:Skill Level:Skill Experience:
Wind MasteryIntermediate990%
Do to your hard work angrily disrespecting wind by clearing away rubbish, ash, and even dust with it you have unlocked the skill WInd Mastery *30% more effective when using wind spells
Skill Name:Skill Rank:Skill Level:Skill Experience:
Tail MasteryAdvanced337%
Do to your hard work being to lazy to use your hands and use your tail instead you have unlocked the skill tail Mastery *Able to do everything an arm can do with your tail *Able to freely extend and harden your tail(maximum length ?2 your body length)
Skill Name:Skill Rank:Skill Level:Skill Experience:
Lightning RodAdvanced520%
Do to using your tail as a conduit for lightning you have unlocked the skill Lightning Rod *Able to do enchant your tail with lightning *20% less mana cost when using tail as a conductor
Skill Name:Skill Rank:Skill Level:Skill Experience:
Fire BombIntermediate745%
Due to you being too lazy to use fire magic on everything so you created a fire bomb unlocking the skill Fire Bomb *Blows up and sets everything in 3 ft radius on fire
Skill Name:Skill Rank:Skill Level:Skill Experience:
Wind VortexIntermediate815%
Due to your dicking around with wind magic you have unlocked the skill tail Wind Vortex *Sucks in everything within one meter of target into a compressed state
Skill Name:Skill Rank:Skill Level:Skill Experience:
Sword Badassery MasteryAdvanced460%
Your skill with the sword cannot be disputed so you have unlocked the skill Sword Mastery *100% more effective when fighting with swords
Skill Name:Skill Rank:Skill Level:Skill Experience:
Knife MasteryIntermediate337%
Do to your unhealthy, for others, knowledge of how and where to stab with knives you have unlocked the skill Knife Mastery This book is hosted on another platform. Read the official version and support the author''s work. *35% more effective when using knives
Skill Name:Skill Rank:Skill Level:Skill Experience:
Projectile MasteryIntermediate337%
Do to your hard work terrorizing the ankles of your servants with bow and throwing knives you have unlocked the skill Projectile Mastery *Any projectile weapon is 35% more effective *Able to enchant Projectiles
Skill Name:Skill Rank:Skill Level:Skill Experience:
Dual WieldingAdvanced337%
Do to your hard work destroying, the one whom protects you, pride as a swordsmen you have unlocked the skill Dual Wielding *Anything done with 2 hands is improved by 30% *+10 Agility
Skill Name:Skill Rank:Skill Level:Skill Experience:
AcrobaticsBasic337%
Do to your hard work running from your mother with every part of your body equally you have unlocked the skill Acrobatics *Able to do use your legs as arms and can flex every part of your body freely *+20 Agility *+100 Stamina
Skill Name:Skill Rank:Skill Level:Skill Experience:
Sense PresenceAdvanced128%
Do to your uncanny knowledge of how detect any life force within 10 ft you have unlocked the skill Sense Presence *Able to sense an existence and mana within 10 ft *+100 Mana
Skill Name:Skill Rank:Skill Level:Skill Experience:
Hide PresenceAdvanced124%
Do to your uncanny knowledge of how to hide your presence from prying eyes you have unlocked the skill Hide Presence *Able to hide your strength from others and disappear from most trace/ detector spells
That''s what i''m talking about i''m so fucking OP and i haven''t even looked at my stats yet. ohohoOHOHOHo.. "If you''re done looking at your skills say ''Status and Titles Only'', should be funny, and take that evil smile off your face" huh what you say. That''s what i thought. Today i shall spare your life for granting me these great boons. "Status and Titles Only," The big window from earlier appeared, with the three medium sized ones behind it, big one first..
Status Window
Name:Zeralith BolbecAlignment:Neutral
Level:1Class:Prince
Race:Half-Human, Half-Demon/DraconicGender:Male
Titles
Like a Monkey..., Curse Blessing of Arrinrhod, Sir Ankle Destroyer
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Health:1180/1180Health Regen:12/ Sec
Mana:3100/3100Mana Regen:31/ Sec
Stamina:750/750Stamina Regen:7.5/ Sec
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Strength:44Agility:50
Vitality:36
Intelligence:178Wisdom:200
Leadership:-Luck:-
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Attack:44Defense:66
Elemental Affinities
Life:-Death:-
Wind:60%Fire:60%
Lightning:90%Thunder:-
Earth:-Flesh:-
Water:-Ice:-
Racial Traits
*Human Adaptability- Able to learn combat and magic in a wide range easier *Demon/Draconic Tail- Able to harden, lengthen, and shape-shift tail *Unknown *Unknown *Unknown
Yesssssss. I soo sooo soooo OP! Whats those unknown? Whatever, now these titles.
TITLE
NAMELike a Monkey...
Level~
Effects/Description
Due to your acrobatics and use of your tail and legs to get around at a fast pace pace monkeys( and any other primate) now have an affinity with you, and female apes will try to mate with you. *Apes love you *Learned language of the Apes(MAX)
TITLE
NAMECurse Blessing of Arrinrhod
Level~
Effects/Description
A goddess of fertility has deemed it necessary to fuck with you the extreme and this is the result. *Your body fluids( Sweat, Saliva, and even Pee ) are aphrodisiacs of the strongest quality and will depending on the dosage make a woman faint or extremely horny. ( Doesn''t take effect till your 10th birthday ) *You can never get overweight, or have too much muscle, and women will find you beyond appealing making them want to possess you. ( Doesn''t take effect till your 10th birthday ) *You can impregnate any female life form that you can fit your dick inside from dogs to the dragons of old (Works on females who are barren or under a curse of infertility) *In bed or similar situations you shall have an increase of 200% to stamina and 100% to vitality (To hold up your iron will) *If you willingly allow a woman to swallow your cum and she enjoys the taste( subconsciously or consciously ) she will be given a blessing of a permanent 10% Increase to their stats( 10% of your stats ) *A women pregnant with your baby will have her gestation period reduced by 22% *The baby will be born with a tenth of your stats at the time of conception. Tehehe *Unknown *Unknown
WHAT THE FUCK is this am i just a baby making/ pleasure tool for women. I will not take this lying down! Fuck you Arrinrhod! I''m going to fucking hideously scar my face and women won''t even be able to look at me.
Title Update
NAMECurse[/s] Blessing of Arrinrhod
Effect Added *Your face is unable to receive any scars or disfigurements from anything but holy or ancient legendary weapons
A single tear runs down my cheek as i look at the window closing it i look at the other window and nearly burst out crying. [td4Effects/Description][/td4]
TITLE
NAMESir Ankle Destroyer
Due to your abnormal destruction and knowledge of wherever someone''s ankle is , while also clearing the restriction of accurately destroying 100 peoples ankles 100 times each and each time in exactly the same place as before. You have been granted the title Sir Ankle Destroyer. *Ankle hits cause 60% more damage
New Skill Has Been Created
Skill Name:Skill Rank:Skill Level:
I Sense The AnkleMasterMax
Title Sir Ankle Destroyer has absorbed skill Sense Presence and formed I Sense The Ankle *You know the exact location of any ankle within a mile distance *You can tag a specific ankle and track it from a distance of 3 miles( Ignores most presence hiding spells )
At this rate i''m going to end up committing seppuku to end the shame. "Young prince, stop crying look at yourself in the mirror over there and man up, also show me your status. Say ''Show to Hilda''." Saying it i walk over to the mirror and look at myself. I''m about 3 ft tall, my eyes are black with flecks of silver and gold curling up slightly at the end, my hair is the same but instead of flecks some parts have a silver and gold light tint and it flows just past my shoulders. My ears are slightly pointed and poke through my hair, my nose is also slightly upturned while my chin is round but sharp if you know what i mean. Looking down at my outfit, my undershirt is pale white with a faint silver tint, while my jacket is abyss black and has gold buttons and cuffs with a silver pin stripe down both sleeves. My pants are mainly abyss black as well with another silver pin stripe down the side, and my shoes are just solid black. I have to admit i''m only 2 but i look better then most men at this point and it makes me want to cry. At the bottom part of the mirror i see Hilda still looking over my stats and for a brief second her face cracked a small smile before returning to stone. That was beautiful... Wait! Did that bitch just laugh at me( my stats )?! I kill you?!! Turning around with a smile on my face. "Is their something funny Hilda? Because i would like to be let in on the jest." I begin walking over and stand across the table from her. It¡¯s a small round persian table 3 feet of the ground and the teacups are still there from earlier. "No nothing please sit it''s time to begin your lessons." Chapter 3.5: Age: 3 (Unrevised) *This is the second part of the previous chapter wanted to give you guys something over the weekend *The next will be slightly longer so look forward to it *I never proofread so point out mistakes *I want you guys to start giving me names because i have a really poor naming sense Age: 3 Today is a very special day for me, as today i begin studies under 3 different mentors. My new combat teacher whom i''m heading to right now, my MAGIC teacher who starts teaching me next from noon to 4, and my mysterious war teacher, they seem to want to make me a general of brother''s future kingdom. Ha i shall be the Emperor of my own country i shall be this world''s weed mwhahaha. Hilda was, as I''ve found out, a wondering B class adventurer who was heading to the demon continent. In her classes i have learned how to fit into almost all noble events, how to speak formally, and learned the general elf formal , the demon lord''s, the dwarf chieftain''s, human noble''s, and beastmen chieftain''s languages along with their less formal counterparts. Also for the higher nobility the amount of wives a ruler has dictates how much power they think they have. For example the emperor of the Holy Jisari Empire has 9 wives, and a new up and coming king to the empire''s west had married 9 wives, basically saying that he was as strong as them. They wiped the floor with him and destroyed his entire kingdom causing it to fracture into a bunch of smaller kingdoms, it only took them 2 yrs to destroy them! SCARY! My Father the king of The Bolbec Kingdom only has 3 wives. Our kingdom is considered to be a small one even though the landmass is about the same size as japan, and there are 13 kingdoms to the west and south of Jisari that vary from the size of Australia to China. With the beastmen empire that occupies the Eastern desert, both of the empires have been historical friends and are equivalent in land size to Russia, and there seems to be an academy for everyone with gifts mostly nobles located in the middle of a ring of mountains protected by stone dragons. That is the school Hilda attended and the one i will travel to on my 12th birthday, and that also ends my knowledge on the world from both Hilda and the library. I am now also tall enough to see over the rim of the forge so after i finish my lessons i will also begin black smithing later and start forging my future armies weapons and gear mwhahaha. *Cough. Cough* Back to the present i look at the plain oak-ish door that leads to the private royal training grounds, i grip the hilts of my newly made scimitars, to adjust to my height standing at little over 3 and a half ft. I tailored myself a black scarf to hide the bottom half of my face and flicked some hair forward as a bang to cover my forehead leaving only my eyes and the tops of my cheeks exposed, also creating a new set of clothes that are baggy to hide my developing body and muscles. My shirt is black with golden cuffs and the sleeves open up at the ends with a slit in the back leaving my hands free to manipulate my weapons, my pants are sort of like Aladdin pants and are also black but solid black, and lastly my shoes are like Genie shoes, so to be able to easily hop out of them and onto my feet, they have the Bolbec royal insignia in gold on my right and silver on my left same as the ends of my scarf. Mother forced me to add the color saying i don''t want people mistaking me for an assassin. Ha mother so close if only you knew. My new scimitars are black and dull silver they''re still made of wood, some i just found laying around in the wood carvers room so i decided to use it for my sword upgrades. Gripping the two handles with my left hand i pushed open the door with my right and slip through the crack and behind one of the pillars as quick as a ghost. The courtyard is built in a style similar to the Roman style with a hallway circling it and pillars supporting the roof for shade, the actual field in the center is 5 by 5 meters and filled with sand, and stone underneath while the sun shines down. In the center of the field is a man in his early twenties, supposedly my new teacher, in a position similar to seiza with a Celtic short sword at his knees or something similar to it. Silently drawing out both of my swords i imbue my body with lightning and take a breath behind the pillar before another grin. To chill the reaper spreads across my face, reigning in my presence. I''m going to wipe the floor with him and if not, my smile gets bigger, i''m only 3 anyways. Stepping from behind the pillar as fast as lightning and silent as a breeze i appear behind him striking for both of his shoulders, or i was supposed to but suddenly he was facing me and he had his sword stopping both of my blades slowly opening up his eyes i jump backwards a meter off the ground. As i shoot my tail at where he was i notice him in the spot where i''m going to land, retracting my tail and shooting back at him i solidify the air at my feet and kick myself towards him while blowing up a fire bomb to make myself go faster. He deflects my tail and as i reach him his sword starts to flow between my blades deflecting each attack, i start to speed up going faster and faster finally slipping past his defense and dislocating his left arm when suddenly i had a bad feeling and use my tail to push myself away from him just as his ki seemed to explode pushing me even further away. Four meters in the air i immediately switch to my bow and shoot off 15 arrows before i even start to fall. His feet start to move and he dodges the arrows and the ones he can''t dodge he deflects to the side i had slipped a couple throwing knives in behind the arrows but he seemed to know they were there even though he couldn''t see them. Pulling my swords back out i charge my arms with all my electricity, set off bigger fire bombs at my feet, and imbue my legs with wind. Coming down like a lightning strike theirs a *BANG**BOOM* as i beak the sound barriers and start swinging for every vital point, but as we collide we make a miniature crater in the sand throwing it all up in the air and as i go faster and faster till i cant even see my own arms, his blades seem to be going in slow motion but everyone of my attacks are deflected or blocked. Jumping back again i sheathe my weapons and look over to see him popping his shoulder back, in the fight i seem to have lost my scarf and my grin is plain to see he gives a childish grin back sheathing his own sword on his belt, while wiping off a light sheen of sweat on his forehead. Ha noob! Thinking that a drop of sweat falls into my eye. Guess you''re not to bad walking over to him i shake his out stretched hand. "Zeralith Bolbec, at your service." "Marcus, i assume you''re my disciple, and here i thought hey were taking me off the front line to train some pompous ass because i was to young. And i guess my brother wasn''t lying about your skill." "Brother?" Heyyy and here i thought we were going to get along, but now you insult my personality. "The royal guard that you decided to fight on one of your runaway trips. But you you''re pretty damn good, your enhancements were pretty sloppy though, like you just slapped the mana on and gave it an element." He said that with a smile "..." That''s exactly what i did. "How did you move so fast and block that last big blow of mine?" "Oh that i just have some strong muscles and i imbued my arms with water, one of my abilities is the ability to deflect/block any attack i can see, But we have exchanged our greetings you should probably use the next 2 hours to deal with the whiplash." "Whiplash?" Cocking my head. Fuck is that? "Your enhancements weren''t prepared for properly, used properly, or even maintained properly so you are probably going to experience some major recoil in a couple minutes it''s advised, by me, to lay down on a bed for the first couple waves of it. So best hurry to your bed and this is no joke." Oh fuck that sounds bad. Looking at Marcus''s, now serious, face gave me all the reason to start running for my room before exiting the door i take one last glimpse. Marcus had blonde curly hair rolling down past his cheek, his chin had some stubble, nose was pretty straight but had a fracture in the middle looks like from a sword hilt, his face is suntanned yellow, and his eyes are a storm blue. I hate to admit but he would be on par with my future looks. -10 minutes later I just reached my room and the whiplash started to kick my ass 2 minutes ago pushing open the door, with what little strength i have left, i walk over to the bed when i notice sister dearest sleeping while holding one of my pillows like a snuggy. So cute but why is she here, wiping off some sweat still on my face as i fall onto the bed instantly asleep. -2 hours later Waking up i feel like a band of yakuza stabbed me with ice picks, believe me i know what it feels like, trying to sit up i notice that Jasmine was hugging my arm. God she''s so light. Cupping the side of her face i give her a light zap to the face, only for her to wake up, her eyes opened up slowly and when she noticed how close my face is her eyes snap the rest of the way open, with a light blush. "Sister dearest, you have hugged the feeling out of my arm, my body is in an extreme sense of pain, and i have a class to attends. So beloved can you release my arm from your clasp?" Saying all this while staring into her emerald eyes, she slowly let''s go, and i stand up. "If you''re still sleepy you can go back to sleep." Immediately she laid down in the spot where i just was, as soon as her face touched the covers she recoiled, but quickly leaned back down and licked the covers passing out. What the fuck was that? Whatever i need to go. Using some water in a nearby washbucket, and wind magic i clean up my appearance before heading out to my next teacher. -20 minutes later My body is killing me, taking me twice as long to cover half the distance to my Mana teacher''s room. Pushing open the door without knocking i see a man, seemingly in his late 20''s but i know from mother he''s close to over 200 years old, reading 3 books simultaneously. To tired to question it i sit across from him and lean back in the chair trying to relieve my muscles taking a glance around the room it seems to be the cliche wizards sanctum, with weird pulsing stones across the walls with books stacked haphazardly around the room his bed perched against a wall with the head rest looking as if it wants to crawl away from the rest of itself by going up the wall and a staff made of some fusion of material to make a black pulsing staff with a heart sized gem on top. The table we''re sitting at has hundreds of runes printed across it with 3 identical runes under each book softly glowing as the wizard looks at the one in it''s center. Finally the wizard looks up from the book taking a cursory glance of me, his eyes slightly get bigger when looking opposite my heart before returning to a look of indifference to fast for a normal person to see. But, i''m not normal. Ha! You got a problem with my chest old man?! "Not particularly no. And i can see you''re not a normal person your mana pool is larger than most adults, your control of your core surpasses most B rank adventurers already, and you''re only 3 yrs old that''s mighty impressive." Oh fuck are you Senior''s brother. His hair is silver and i can just barely make out some elf ears poking through the back, while his eyes are a light red. An older version of senior? His features though seem to be slightly more sharp then a stereotypical elf, but still pretty smooth. "Who is senior? Yes i''m a high elf. And stop talking about my face!" No one told you to listen boss, and if you reveal my plans for world domination i will kill you! Now what am i going to be learning today. He smirks at my comment of world domination. SMIRKS! "Oh calm down, we were going to be learning mana control, you seem to have your core under control so we might as well move onto your ambient mana so you don''t randomly implode while casting magic." Support the author by searching for the original publication of this novel. Implode why the hell would i implode! I didn''t sign up for any random deaths! "Your mana pool is your inner mana or more or less your reserve mana. Your ambient magic is the external and is nearly twice the size of your inner mana it is supposed to be what you learn first and get into the habit of using it instead of your inner mana pool. Using your inner mana causes extreme stress to the muscles, as i could see you figured out due to the repeated mana explosions earlier." A wry grin crosses his face. "Your ambient mana causes stress to the body but isn''t nearly as stressful as using your inner, or we could just go straight to mana intensive spell casting~?" You bastard teach me how to use my ambient mana! "There are a limitless number of ways to use ambient mana and mana in general, but for now i''ll teach you how to reign in your ambient mana." He put on a thinking face looking at me intensely. Hey boss i don''t go that way so stop looking at me. "Close your eyes and imagine a hurricane raging around you reaching out a couple feet. Try to calm those waves and reign them in to a density of 1 foot." Doing so i feel rejuvenated and can actually feel my muscles without wincing from pain, i start stretching each of my muscles internally to get them back into fighting condition. Then i condense my mana to half a foot but can''t get it any smaller. "You have a really finominal control of your mana and muscles it''s actually pretty goddamn scary." Hey elves aren''t supposed to curse especially not high elves and i''m the only one who curses in this goddamn story you hear! "What story are you talking about? How did you know i was a high elf, and why are we especially meant not to curse?" His face was completely serious the whole time. "Of course i''m serious." Just forget it boss. What''s next? "Well since you''re obviously so talented why don''t you keep working on that till you can get it down to 4 inches. And then afterwards we will talk about races their magical affinities and the many uses of magic. For the last 2 hours i have worked on mana control and barely got it down by 2 centimeters. "Why are you talking in past tense, ten seconds haven''t even passed." Nothing boss. I will begin work immediately. I see how convenient this was for chu ask any questions and you don''t even have to open your own mouth to ask it or get an answer. "Get to work!" -2 hours later I couldn''t even get it to 1 and a half centimeters. Boss has just been reading his books this entire time watching me out the side of his eye laughing on the inside at my struggles. "Sorry it was just hilarious to watch you struggle." I! WILL! KILL! YOU! " Oh hush i knew it was to difficult it took me twenty years to get mine below a foot so you are doing better then i did. It''s normally impossible for a human to be able to get it within a foot let alone under a foot so be proud." Clapping me on the shoulder. This is not ok! "Now lets start on racial affinities and capabiilities. Any specific questions?" No. "Ok, well lets start with the highest potential and drawbacks to the lowest, shall we?" Whatever floats your boat. "Draconians have the highest affinities and drawbacks as they can shapeshift but a normal dragon must pick only 5 elements to be proficient in while all others are blocked to them and are sometimes deadly if they try to use them. Only 3 draconians have had over 8 element affinities all 3 of them at a affinity count of 10. The current and only emperor of Sheasari, his first son, and his daughter. Draconians scales and hair( when in humanoid form ) change according to their affinities so the emperor and his children''s scales are black flecked with gold and silver similar to your hair. Their mana however is massive and defense near impregnable so its unwise to even think of fighting them." I will kill one of them for the reputation. "I''ll come by and pick up your corpse whenever you want me too." No Faith! "Not when on this side of the known world there are only two beings that can even hope to challenge the Immortal Emperor and put up a fight, two beings forever locked in battle much too busy to try and fight the Emperor." Who are they because i will defeat them as well! "You have some serious dreams you know kid!" Who are they?! "You seriously haven''t heard of the Levaithans?" No duh. "OK the Leviathans are the beings hampering any ventures to the continents west and across the sea because every day they fight causing hurricanes and unholy fires and ice to spread across the surface of the water stopping any progress and if you get past that you will end up in the middle of their fight. They are basically gods of this part of the sea and can kill you with just a look or tap, rivaling the powers of sea dragons. Do you understand the gap in power, now?" So if i kill them i can go to the other continent? He facepalmed. "The dragon emperor doesn''t even intervene in their fight. What can you do? And the animals over at the other continent are all A class and over what can you do? The rabbits over there can tear you limb from limb!" What are A class animals. "We''re done you have 30 minutes till your next class go eat something." Ok senior see you tomorrow he still had a look as if i was retarded painted across his face before sighing and looking back at his books. That''s right bitch read your books! "What did you say~?" I was out the door and halfway to the kitchen by the time he had looked back at the door. All along the right wall was a mural depicting the settling and 300 years of this kingdom. From the conquering and integration of several clans on the eastern side of the island before moving onto conquer the rest and the start of the war with the Angved vikings till present day depicting the heroic sea battles of father slaying enemies jumping from ship to ship. Reaching the kitchen someone touched my back near the bottom sending shivers up my spine. I turn around to see Florence with his hand on me and a questioning look on his face. "Master i thought you had classes? Don''t tell me you''re ditching." "..."Don''t be silly Florence do you know how long i have been waiting to start lessons? "Master?" Oops forgot he can''t read minds. "Don''t be silly Florence you know how long i have been waiting to start these lessons. I just came to get something to eat before heading over to my next tutor." He still hadn''t removed his hand from my back and i''m still deciding if i want him to. Wait, no i''m not get your hand off my back. "Florence can you take your hand off my back?" His face flushed as he retracted his hand. "Sorry master, i didn''t mean to." "It''s ok i didn''t mind. Let''s go eat." Where the fuck did that come from and did i really just say that! His face got even redder after my statement. Oh shit now i did it. -25 minutes later Me and Florence had finished eating and parted ways in front of the door to the mystery man''s room. I watched his hips him walking away he sure is growing up, i push open the door when he turns the corner, and walk into the room. The room s barren, but for a man sitting in the center on the short side of a long table, easily 4 meters long and 2 wide. Getting tired of these people sitting in the middle of the room or at a table when i meet them. Do you guys just find a table or sit in the middle of the room when you hear you''re going to meet me? Let''s see, if i back up, and wait for a couple hours, will he still be sitting there. A gruff voice came from the man as i started to back up. "Are you coming in or do i have to drag you in?" Sheesh! Here i come. Drawing closer to the table i stand to his right. The table seems to be model of the Bolbec island relatively flat and straight except for the southern mountain range and a couple of hills and valleys scattered around the island. "Hello, young prince i only hear good things regarding you, your combat prowess, mana control and size are all above the average for a normal man." I have a smug smile in my mind but my face remains expressionless. "That means nothing in my class and today shall mark the beginning of your lessons now sit at the other side of the table." Pointing to a chair that materialized, i walk over to it and notice a couple of really complex runes situated on the seat and on the sides of the table. "Stop admiring the table and sit down already!" Plopping down in the chair i suddenly lose my senses and everything goes black. What happened? Oh god did that bastard kill me?! Then i have a disembodied feeling and seem to be looking at the table from overhead i turn smoothly and see my body lazily lounging in the chair.
Skill Name:Skill Rank:Skill Level:
Out of body ExperienceBasic1
You have unintentionally had a out of body experience gaining the skill Out of body Experience. *Can have an OBE with the proper spells
Isn''t it similar to a state of meditation. I have enormous experience doing that to pass the time.
Stat Gain
+2 intelligence
I thought i disabled you.
Stat Gain Window Disabled
To full of confidence in your skills to even look at them upgrade
"I see you move in your mana state freely, you truly are an abnormal individual, but now onto lessons. Look down at the board." Waiting for me to orient myself. "This board and the chairs slow our souls down to 1/5 the original speed so 1 minute in our real bodies is five in here. The game we are about to play for the next 2 weeks in RWT is 1 day per second so in game it will be 5 seconds per day to the inhabitants of the game it will feel like 480 years but to us it will be around 1008000 seconds, or 280 hours, or 11.7 days when in reality it''s only 56 hours. In the first version of the game we will play as directing gods and lead our civilization from landing, to settling, to conquering the other 20 odd tribes, and then onto each other. Every 35 years 3 months 21 days we shall take a break till the next day understood?" I nod my head vigorously or try to before realizing i have no head. "Yeah i get it so are we gonna start?" To be continued *I uploaded this chapter because it was prewrote so starting Tuesday i will try and upload everyday or other day at the least. *So serious about giving me names *Just to let you know up until Age 9 there is mainly character development and world revealings. Before my character goes through my fav arc of any light novel or manga and starts his conquest ;) so stop shouting at me for the world to be shat out my ass in one chapter( excuse my language ) Chapter 3.75: Spiel des Krieges(Unrevised) *School is starting back up so i will only update in the evening *Pls forgive me* *I don''t know what road to lead him down yet A. masochist around women or B. he''s a guy who just likes women and brutally slaughters anyone who crosses him *This will be about the game with his war teacher it''s not absolutely necessary to read this and usually every half chapter from now on will contain this tell me if u like it. "Settle down. First we must establish the rules. 1st. You must ally or subjugate all 10 tribes on your side of the island before you can attack me. 2nd. You must have a diplomatic action every 10 years. Such as declaring war, making peace, or messing around with your court 3rd. You will only know what your monarch knows and can take control of him and slow yourself down to his time, this leaves him with your personality when you stop possessing him. Other rules will be revealed to you as the game progresses, and i will start with half of your supplies and population any questions?" Shaking my head, barely holding in my excitement. Suddenly my view was hovering over a vast blue sea and an armada of ships with 5 galleys, 15 carracks, and one flag ship which my view was affixed atop of. Looking across the sea i could see an island in the distance that we were headed to, immediately i ordered all the ships to double time as a thought of something appeared and called down a window.
Resourcees
Population20000LiquidsWater=2 days worth, Rum=3 days worth
Food1 weeks worth
Wood10000 planks and nailsHerbsAble to treat 10000 minor wounds or 100 major ones
Weapons5k swords, 3k spears, 2k bows,2k daggers, 20k arrows
Armor10k full sets of medium armor
Ships15 long flytes, 5 galleys
This is so convenient! The day started to rapidly pass by and suddenly i was hovering over the shore as men and women, exhausted, were sprawled out along the coast from rowing at double the normal pace in a mad dash for the island. Suddenly men with spears came out from the treeline attacking as my time passed after another phase i looked down to see that the fight had ended and by the body count and my quick check of the resources window we had lost 6k men and women, most of which were children, killing only around a thousand as they retreated back into the woods. Fuck! I take control of my host before another tick could pass. My view snapping to his body i look around feeling for my limbs before hopping over the rail of the ship and wading up to the beach barking out commands. "The ones who haven''t lost family and only friends set up a perimeter and clear cut a 100 meters of wood in every direction. Grievers bring all the bodies in a pile and pray for them to go to the next life but hurry, anyone else secure the supplies and loot the enemies." Instantly responding to my voice ringing across the shore following my orders. "You may weep, but be strong because i am sure that your loved ones would not want you to join them so soon just because your vision was clouded with grief, tomorrow we will pack up camp and set out for blood and kill any and everyone in their village before they can even get the chance to go to the ''Source''. Stolen novel; please report. Relinquishing my control of his body, a day passed and everyone had begun to pack up while others had lit fire to the pile of corpses that were family members. Linking with his body again i notice everyone staring at me and by the signs of the dying fire they had been waiting for a while probably around an hour or two guess there''s a time lapse. "Ok! I want the armed men to split up and guard the front and back of the caravan as we march, the armed women are to split up to both flanks. I want archers to remain in the center and be ready to harass the enemy in any engagements. Give any children big enough to carry them daggers, and have them tend the carts. Two thousand sailors take the ships to our station on the previous island and wait for our signal to come back. We need volunteer foragers and scouts to go ahead and follow their tracks and warn us of attacks/ambushes. Move out!" They rushed for their spots like a well oiled machine as we had already did this many times before. As soon as we got into gear walking into the forest cutting down trees in our path and rolling them to the sides of the caravan i snapped to my ''God'' view. Three days had passed before we reached the village there was a lot of devastation in our path from the beach in the form of a zig zagey line 6 meters thick from the beach to here and due to skirmishes we had lost another thousand troops, but as we were prepared we had taken close to 5k lives in exchange. The village was up in arms with nearly 20k men in rag tag armor while the women and children hid in the homes. Taking control when i finally looked through his eyes i noticed that we had set up a picket around the village. They want to fuck with us we''re going to rape the women and impregnate them to raise up a bigger new generation while adopting all willing children in to our culture. The men? They all die mwhahaha "Archers use the holy fire and set there wooden armor on fire, spear and swordsmen as soon as chaos arises storm in and kill as many as you can before they regain order then retreat as soon as you see the slightest sign of them reorganizing." The archers begin to rain hell on the enemies and soon enough their wooden fire is caught and they start to run around trying to put it out when the wall of infantry, in their metal armor, slam into their now disorganized line killing them left and right before an hour had passed they were mostly slain while around 4 thousand had surrendered and were marked with a mark of slavery. We had hardly lost 400 soldiers, sending in the women soldiers to pry away the children and give them their marks i sent in the men to do their duty of inseminating any woman with breasts bigger than apple thoroughly and then they to get their marks. The rape lasted 3 days and i grabbed the most beautiful woman and raped her over and over and over again bye the time i decided to get up she was begging for more, she couldn''t be anything but pregnant. Walking out the house i see that the streets had been cleaned of the blood and my original women soldiers had guarded the children and didn''t participate in the mass rape. Grabbing a woman''s ass as i walked by giving her a dazzling smile. Yeah this is going to be fun.... To be continued... If anyone wants it *This is filler while i get a proofreader in order and deal with school life didn''t realize i would have so much homework *Typing out the next 2 chapters and should be up tomorrow night within 2 hours of each other *Sorry for the delay *Also will make future game chapters longer if i get like 5 votes for it in the comments REVISIONS! I feel like my story telling abiltiy sucks so for this weekend the ff is going to go into major revisions mode and add ALOT more detail i will be done by sunday evening at the latest then will begin on the next chapters
Goals
*To not suck so hard *Add serious plot and prologue Did you know this story is from Royal Road? Read the official version for free and support the author. *Merge a couple chapters *Tone down the character a wee bit
I will enter these periods of mass revision every 10 chapters or so. If you want to throw in something now''s your chance to. Still need pr to help with my shite of a story as i cant see all the errors myself au demain 2/3 rds the way done I have revised the prologue up to chapter 3 nothing to major tell me if i should change something though. While im still in the mood for revise mode. Chapter 4: Ages: 3-4 *I got bored revising so here you go *Not Pr Age 3: After first round of game [tr]
Skill Name:Skill Rank:Skill Level:Torture MasteryBasic8
Due to your hard work viciously torturing your enemies in game for information you have unlocked the skill Torture Mastery *10% more effective at breaking the minds of your victims *If people find out about your habits 10% more fear or desire to kill you
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Skill Name:Skill Rank:Skill Level:Thunder MasteryBasic6
Due to your hard work viciously torturing your enemies by vibrating their skin off of their bodies in game for information, and sonic attacks you have unlocked the skill Thunder Mastery *6% more effective when using thunder based spells
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Skill Name:Skill Rank:Skill Level:InspiringIntermediate1
Due to your high ability to stay calm and encourage your men in battle you have unlocked the skill Inspiring *15% more effective when leading troops *+10 leadership *If fellow torturers find out about your habits they will seek apprenticeship due to your brutality and inspirational ways to torture
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Skill Name:Skill Rank:Skill Level:Pet MasteryIntermediate1
Due to your high ability to control your personal pet sebastian you have unlocked the skill Pet Mastery *Pets are 15% more effective *Can have 3 personal pets *Pets share 50% of your exp
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Skill Name:Skill Rank:Skill Level:Pack LeaderBasic7
By conquering a wolf pack you have unlocked the skill Pack Leader *Can have a pack connected to your leadership stat number *+5 Leadership *Pack(s) give 25% of their exp to you with every kill
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Skill Name:Skill Rank:Skill Level:GeneralIntermediate3
Due to your high ability to control an army you have unlocked the skill General *Can have a personal squad/ guard of 30 people *Can command an army 15k strong effectively *Army gives 10% of their overall exp to you for each kill
That was so fun oh god and i even got some of my skills from the game but i guess titles, stats, and the rest of the skills didn''t transfer over. Well that ass-whooping was worth it! "Did you have fun?" The gruff voice came from the other side of the table i seem to be back in my body in the lazy position i first sat in. "Yeah, but why are the tribes so hard to defeat?" He gave me a weird smile after i said this. WHAT? You know i still gotta practice torture mastery! O.o "And why are my skills that i gained halved besides general which is at a quarter of what it was?" "I have control of 5 of my 10 tribes so their not that hard and it wouldn''t be fair just to suddenly give you ridiculously OP stats and skills like you''ve decided to cultivate on your vessel. It would be totally fair. "And how do you know that my vessel is OP?" "You don''t have to pay someone who has nothing much to get them to sing like little birdies now do you?" The slaves! Well guess i have to commence a mass genocide when i get back to flush out these little birdies. But now i have to go fiddle with my wood and iron. "Well that was fun but i best be on my way to the forge so i can start forging my tools, see you tomorrow old man." Jumping up i walk to the door and before leaving i look back with a parting remark. "Don''t go cheating old man when i''m gone" He for the first time looks up from the table with a big smile. OH GOD! His face was grey-ish, his teeth shining, but his eyes ere empty and a bottomless holes in his face pure black making his smiling face seem like how death would look when he''s come over to play. There wasn''t even an afterimage as i felt a serious danger to my life on the scale of Father and i immediately ran for my life. As i run down the hallway i can hear a laugh seemingly following me. "Hahahaha don''t forget to come back young Bolbec." I literally phased through walls in my wild dash to the crafts room i don''t know why i ran there for safety. As i slammed the door shut behind me and bolted it i looked down and realized i had goose bumps and that i was in a cold sweat. Who the fuck is that geezer?! God that was scary! Looking at the old door and the feeble bolt lock, i felt my defenses were wholly inadequate. I turn to the forge to get my mind of ''it'' now that i can see over the rim i can finally begin constructing my clothes out of the flexy steel and my armor and weapons. Walking over i start preparing my mana enriched lava when i notice 2 eggs stuck firmly to the floor of the forge. WTF is this bullshit who the fuck would put eggs there. They''re more like ostrich eggs but a light grey in color. Aiming at one where its attached to the floor i zap it with a lightning arc, as it hits the egg lights up and then my lightning disappears. Frowning i aim thunder magic at it to shake it loose but that gets absorbed to. Face is now slightly distorted as i face the other egg and shoot wind and fire magic at it but that egg absorbs it to. "OMG fuck these bullshit ass eggs" i release the lava that i''ve been holding in my left hand and fill up the basin. With a satisfied smile i walk over to a shelf and grab an iron ingot, but when i came back over the lava level had severely shrunk then suddenly it completely disappeared and at the bottom of the forge was the eggs with cracks running all over them. My face was like a death mask and i just closed my eyes prayi.. hoping that the eggs were just a dream. But upon hearing two loud *Crack* sounds i opened my eyes i saw something unbelievable. At the bottom were 2 baby dragons. rubbing my eyes i walk over to the anvil and slam my head against. *Ding* Guess that wasn''t to smart because now all i could see were stars stumbling back over to the forge i hold the rim of the forge as i look down. Yep! Those are dragons. They were about 1 ft long with leathery wings. One was red with a white underbelly and was breathing little puffs of fire and using wind to manipulate it. Oh my god what king of dragon is that fucking smart. Looking to the other its blue with a silver tint on the edge of each of its scales firing off lightning pulses at the side of the forge and was seemingly vibrating in place making it seem to shimmer. Did they take the elements that i shot at them and absorb the mana i put in the forge. These little fucking leeches. That was all my mana you bastards! They look at me simultaneously and flap there wings i reach down my hand leaning over the edge of the rim and they climb up to my shoulders one for each. Yeah you bastards im going to put you 2 to use.
Pets Gained
You have gained 2 pets a *Red-white fire-wind dragon *Blue-silver lightning-thunder dragon Please name your new pets.
Hm blue boy shall be Hasai and redy will be Drogon. Yeah that works. Nodding my head with my hand on my chin. the dragons wrap around my neck like a loose scarf with each of their heads on opposite shoulders. Thats kind of cute wonder ow they get bigger and what they eat?
Pets
Number2
Names*Hasai *Drogon
Hm how do you pull up the description again? ''Pet Description''?
Pet Description
Hasai
*A lightning and thunder dragon *Origins unknown *Omnivore *Grows with exp and owners mana if large enough
Drogon
*Fire and Wind dragon *Origins unknown *Omnivore *Grows with exp and owners mana if large enough
Well these guys are going to be mighty useful nodding my head again. But for now it''s time to forge my future swords. *DONG* What the hell is that! It came from the carving room. Quietly creeping over to the door redy yawns as if laughing at my foolery. Thumping him on the head i slowly open the door and use wind magic to make sure it doesn''t creak and through the crack i could see the door on the other side open wide. I shuffle thru the door and hop behind the door on the other side covering 7 meters in a sec. Now behind the door i wait for a minute before peeking around the edge of the door i look in the room. Did you know this text is from a different site? Read the official version to support the creator. Anyone in that room or is there a ghost? Redy pops a small air bubble in my ear while blue boy gives me a light zap and i nearly jump out of my skin as i reappear by the door leading to the forge. You fuckers i will punish you later for this insolence!! Strolling confidently over to the door i look in and see that its like a mini personal study with a desk and a map of an unknown island roughly the size of ours by the measurements in the top right corner, but instead of elongated its in a shape similar to a circle with 3 pretty big red dots spread across the island. Next to it is a note saying Fuschritt probably the name of the island rolling up the map i go out into the forge grab a satchel put it inside and come back. Looking around again i start searching for secret compartments on the desk, there was a switch at the back that less experienced hands would have missed flicking it a piece of wood pops up on top showing a journal. Before i start reading i head back into the main room again and walking over to the forge i put the dragons down in the forge and they look up at me. I pull out a piece of jerky that i always keep on me and throw it between them. They both look at each other blue boy had sparks coming out of his nostrils while redy had smoke coming out of his. Suddenly they were flying at each other sparks and fire flying, they collide right over the jerky and start nipping at each other. Fight! Fight my precious''s. Hahahaha. Strolling back to the room i sit in the chair and read the journal to the sweet music of fighting in the background. It seems that the former master craftsmen had located 2 dragon eggs, the 2 currently fighting for a piece of jerky, and had determined after investigation that they were the eggs of dragons that occupied the continent before heading over to the other currently unknown continents. There are supposed to be 3 more eggs in the dwarven citadel, jisari capital, and elven forests, but each egg requires a compatible owner, high magic potential, and proper elements shot at their shells to activate them. So basically i''m one lucky bastard and got 2 free dragons off a dead man. It also mentions the island saying that it''s an island halfway across the sea, just pass the fighting leviathans, whose inhabitants fight non stop for superiority just like the damn monsters in the sea. A stepping stone to the unknown. My stepping stone to the unknown thank you old dead man. I''m getting bored so i head back out to see that the fight is still raging. They have no teeth or claws so they can''t really damage each other without using magic which is finite. So now they were lazily firing magic at each other not letting the other get close to the jerky i throw another one in and they fly to their respective jerky''s eating while looking at each other. "Ok little guys it''s time for me to get forging." They just look at me."That means get the fuck out of there!" Using my tail i pick them up by their''s and throw them out before i start building up mana enhanced lava and fill up the forge basin before grabbing the blacksmith apron, gloves, glasses, tongs, and a steel bar i head back. Holding the bar in the lava until it heats up i imbue the hammer on the anvil with a fire rune and begin beating the bar into shape while every hit keeps it hot placing it inside of the lava with a thin coat of mana to keep it in shape but hot. I grab 2 bars marked mithril heating and beating them into the same shape before grabbing the steel bar out of the lava and grabbing 3 rectangular mana gems that were transparent. 2 hours later The sword was complete it had the more flexible steel in the middle and the 3 mana gems imbeded in it before the mithril was folded around the steel and then heat merged before being beaten flat then soaked in the mana lava to give it extra magic proprieties. Then came the special technique to thin the blade to 1.5 cm and a width of 1 inch before widening near the end to curve up at 1.5 inches, and for a little flair i put j+ulfberh+t. The blade was light as a feather but the edge could cut a diamond. Perfect! I began by polishing it to get rid of the grim then i sharpened it at the pump-action grinder before making the grip with leather strip and a diamond, i found, at the end for balance. Admiring my sword it was beautiful the blade had an aura barely a mm thick all around it and the curve at the end was perfect for deflecting thrusts and slashes while the point and the edge could flow between either attacks smoothly and its relatively thin blade is great for stabbing thru kinks in armor if maneuvered properly.
Skill Name:Skill Rank:Skill Level:
BlacksmithBasic3
You have created a mythic level weapon on your first try whether by skill or luck you have unlocked the skill Blacksmith *3% more effective when crafting and using metal
Weapon Created
Your first ever weapon was made into a mythic class weapon just barely on the cusp of legendary so as a bonus it gets pushed over into a legendary weapon *Please Name your creation
"Uh.. Excalibur"
Name Taken..
"Fuck..Drynwyn?"
Drynwyn
Type:ScimitarDurability:2000 /2000
Damage100-200(physical)
Quality:Legendary
Holy shit you made a fucking Legendary sword you noob. Crafted by a scrub lord blacksmith in his first try at blacksmithing, *Drynwyn has a soul and ego *Takes 30% of your exp forcing down pets exp syphon to 30% as well *Can only use Drynwyn as a weapon *Able to hold 10k mana indefinitely *Can change length(original 2ft)
Only one weapon. Pshhh. "Well guess that was a good start, but i guess it''s time to destroy this and make a new Drynwyn." Saying this i walk over to the anvil and pick up the hammer.Like fuck im being stuck with one weapon. "Wait, you shitty brat what the hell are you doing." And now do to the mental shock of making such a shitty weapon i''m having hallucinations of some man talking to me. "Is their a ghost talking to me from beyond? I''m sorry if i killed your family in the future." Not really even if they probably didn''t deserve it. "I''m the fucking sword you nitwit!" Looking at the sword i can see it faintly pulsing. "Oh hey shitty sword i''m going to destroy you in a second so just wait a moment." Raising the hammer again. "Noooo. Stop that shit why the fuck would you even think of destroying my glorious self?!?" "Well you have a restriction where i can only use 1 weapon, and i dont feel like dealing with that shit so i''m destroying you." "Give me to someone else you selfish bastard!" "Why the fuck would i craft a legendary weapon and give it to someone else? So they can kill me with it? I think not!" *Ding* raising the hammer for another strike. "Wait one second.." *Ding* "Stop beating me!" Sigh. "What do you want shitty sword as you can tell i''m busy." "I can get rid of the restriction." "Oh really why didn''t you say so~" I put down the hammer and pick up the sword with both hands.
Weapon Restriction Removed
*Inability to use other weapons
*Click* "Did you just click your tongue at me" *Ding* "I''m sorry." Age 4 Today me and the family besides Dad are going to visit family on the homeland probably to ask for help with the Angved''s i suppose and to introduce us to the part of the family with power on the continent. Sigh politics. Marcus my battle teacher had went to the battlefield after i beat him in battle, he was a complete scrub, even if i lost a hundr... ten times. Senior, i still found out what his or scary old dude''s names are, has taught me the basics of all elements which surprisingly took awhile. Old scary dude has won all 3 games that we have played but each time i get closer to being an actual challenge to him, besides the first time i haven''t gained any skills besides admiral which was absorbed by general and now im good at both sea and land battles.Nowhere near his level yet. My dragons are always wrapped around my neck hidden by my scarf and i don''t think anyone''s the wiser to my secret weapons. My clothes are now made out of a steel that is fluid unless put under a certain amount of pressure and i crafted another sword but it wasn''t legendary or even mythic. Speaking of legendary, i look down at my hip, i shrunk my sword down to fit my body and found a way to create a sheathe to hide it''s true power from others it''s still a shitty sword as i haven''t killed anyone or anything with it yet. ''Hey i am not a shitty sword! And who the fuck are you talking to?" ''I am talking to my inner diary my shitty sword so that later i caan give the story to my future oracle after i conquer this world and transcend mortals by becoming the WEED EMPEROR!'' Oh yeah shitty sword after i discovered he wasn''t so shitty i made a blood contract with him. BUT NOW! Looking away from the sea i look at the deck of our gently rocking Galleon i have taken it upon myself to train my brothers butler in swordsmanship and the art of war so i don''t get stuck by brothers side in the future, and while i''m at it i decided to teach Florence as well. Right now they are waiting for me in the middle of the deck with a couple of lazy sailors waiting to watch the show. Walking over they draw there wooden spatha and shield i made for them i walk forward and standing 5 feet away from them they attack... Continued...... *If you have a better name for the dragons or want to name his brothers butler shoot