《Arrogance: Lost reports》 First Report *Note: The first four chapters are supposed to be introduction to the story, so I didn''t write them carefully. I''ll be make some PR on them, if you don''t like them afterwards, then become a pr. The first four chapters skip a lot of time too. *2th Note: If you don''t see the following table in the end of the chapter, it means that I worte it in the bathroom and I haven''t have the time to write it properly:
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Don''t rate this fiction if you hate me, I''m saying it seriously. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- First Report: Asians are teleported everyday February 22, 2014 on Earth. Tartaro 24, 7693 on Jadrian Yong here, reporting his situation. The last 3 weeks have been the worst weeks of my life. I was randomly teleported in a fucking planet with magic. I was so angry with myself, how the fuck was I able to teleport myself to another fucking planet? The first thing I checked was my body condition. Black hair, black eyes, short stature and I seemed to be a ten year old boy. Everything seemed okay with my body, I was even able to use some transmutation in a rock. It was a good thing I had learned from Master, which will be useful in the future. But for now, I had to focus on my surroundings as I didn''t know where I was. The city seemed to be from the medieval age, but I couldn''t know as there were many people with clothes that seemed from my time. So I could understand that it wasn''t my own world. Then I met the inhabitants of this planet, and what do you think I did? Nothing, I didn''t understand a damn word they were speaking. So I just followed a group of men who were wearing a silver armor and seemed to have come to escort me to a big castle, which I guessed was the king''s castle. The men in armor guided me through the castle''s corridors while they were ignoring my pleads to go to the bathroom. Finally, we to a great throne room, where a large crowd seemed to be waiting for me to arrive. There were another 15 children, 5 men who seemed to be priests, a fancy man with a crown on his head and a woman with a crown on her head. The last two were sitting on a throne for each one of them while the others were standing in front of them. They were all waiting for me to arrive with nervous faces. I was led to stand in the back of the other children, who seemed to be less tense after seeing me. Then, a priest with a funny hat showed us a weird crystal and passed one to each child. I took my crystal from the priest and it began to glow with a gray light and the same thing happened with the other children''s crystals. After staring at the crystal for a minute, I started to feel a strange energy flowing through my body. It was a weird feeling, but nothing I couldn''t ignore. The next thing I knew was that I could understand what the priest was saying. Apparently, The most of us have been summoned to be the hero''s companions while one of us would be the hero. The reason we were summoned to this world was to fight in a war between the humans, the demons and elves from this world. And, we couldn''t escape from it as the elves and the demons would want to kill us because we, as the summoned ones, were by far stronger than the inhabitants of this world. The same fucking theme that the novels, which Jav likes to read. The fucking Asian is screwed with shitty abilities while the blond guy is the hero. Despite the absurd situation in which I was, everything would have been perfect if not for one small problem. And this problem was that I only had a god damn point 1 in my mana capacity! It caused the priests to frown at me, and later they began to ignore me. I mean seriously? Are these guy¡¯s retarded? How do they expect an Asian to have fucking mana to begin with? We train almost our whole life to learn how to release our inner Ki, and now they wanted me to use mana! I could have killed the fucking king in front of me or their hero with a spear made with energy transmutation. Then, I would have joined to the elves in their war against the humans if I wanted. But I stopped that kind of thoughts after meeting her, one of the healers of the group and the second most beautiful girl I''ve met in my life. So I decided to spare their lives and try to win over her heart. I almost forgot that we''re only a pair of children. Anyways, back to the members of the hero companions. There were two healers, 5 warriors, 5 light knights, 2 magicians, the hero and me, the weapon master''s apprentice. Of course, none of them had combat experience in their past lives as they were all children. Even the fucking magicians seemed to be morons who liked the fantasy novels too much. Although I wasn''t thinking of following the king''s plan, I would have to survive in this world in some way or another. So I decided to stay in there for a while to analyze the situation before leaving. While I was lost in my thoughts, the priest began to give us another blue crystal to each one of us. But this time I could feel how the energy was flowing in towards my brain. It was a very weird feeling when you haven''t pissed in one entire day and you almost pop yourself too. Even so, I endured the weird feeling and avoided bringing shame to myself. After the magic had flowed through our bodies, the priest with the funny hat explained us how that magic would help us to classify the living beings'' level of power around us. How it would help us to know our own levels and in which aspects we should concentrate our training according to that. The system seemed to be the same that the Empire uses, which was suspicious. But it was more detailed than the Empire''s, it even had a skill tree and other practical stuff . But I didn''t care about it as this type of thing only would dull your senses with the time. I was most focused in glaring at the fucking hero. The stupid brat was level 45 and all the girls seemed to look at him with sparkling eyes. Curse you damn gigolo! All the children seemed to be tired, so the priest guided us to a corridor on the third floor of the castle, and gave us a room for each one of us. Everyone received a fucking maid except for me, causing the boys to laugh at me. That day, I swore to slaughter them in the middle of the war if I had the opportunity. I didn''t care about the humans in this world after the treatment they were giving me, that was what I thought. But I endured, I tried to endure until I could make the healer girl mine. In that way, a week where we attended to a class of history of the kingdom at which I didn''t pay attention because I''m fucking destroy this kingdom, passed. In this time I learned her name, Annice. Another thing that pissed me off more than what I already was at that time, was that my Asian accent seemed rare to them and they used to make jokes about it all the time. Damn brats! Haven''t you seen a fucking Asian in your life of what? This book is hosted on another platform. Read the official version and support the author''s work. Anyways, This world name was Jadrian, according to the mad priest of the history class, with a size almost the same as the Earth. It was rather obvious as I wasn''t being crushed by the gravity or could jump more from the normal. The Kingdom where I was currently at was called Toy. yes, Toy! Half of its population was slaves so they decided to call their kingdom that way. Fucking drunks! How the hell the people allowed them to become their leaders? The kingdom was the smaller human kingdom, something like the size of England back on the Earth. After a war against the demons, in which they brought back a million of demon slaves and something like 70, 000 elf slaves, they had decided that they wanted to release all their men from slavery and use other race''s slaves instead. This caused that all the kingdoms of demons and elves became angry at them and now a world war was on their front door. All the human kingdoms, and they pagan Gods again the demos, elves and their pagan Gods. Obviously, the human kingdoms were at a disadvantage, so they decided to summon the hero and his companions to save the human race. And I''m not talking about it in past tense because it''s a report of the past weeks. No, I''m talking in past tense because I wiped the kingdom off the map after enduring the bullying for two weeks. It all started in the 14th day. the hero, named Jericco, has been showing off his skills before everyone as usual, I couldn¡¯t care less about him, he was just a simple gigolo who I was going to kill sooner or later. What was important about that day was that I was having a conversation with Annice. Everything seemed perfect until she saw the hero''s display and her eyes started to sparkle. And she said: ¡°Isn''t he amazing, dumb Asian?¡± I know what you''re thinking, she was a ten year old girl, but I was too, not a girl, a boy of course. After having my heart broken, I returned to my room to think a way to get out of this planet. That was I was planning until I heard a laugh coming from the priest with the funny hat''s office. The curiosity won the best of me and I went to the door to hear what was causing him to laugh. What I heard shocked me, it was something like this: And the dumb brats believed that our Gods have summoned them to save us. JAJAJAJAJA! They don''t know that we are the ones who caused this war because we captured and slaved the refugees from the last war. And what I loved the most was that they don''t know that they aren''t the first heroes we have summoned. We can replace them whenever we deem it necessary. JAJAJAJAJA! After hearing this, I was so furious that I decided to kill the priest and his companion. But what I saw was something even worse as it looked like he was flirting with the Queen when I found him. So I waited and killed him at the moment he was about to make his move on the Queen. Then, I tied the queen and tortured her until she told me where the teleportation chamber was, after getting the information I killed her too. Fucking cheater! When I arrived at the teleportation chamber, I killed 4 guards positioned to protect the front door and entered to it. What I saw was a weird room with a great circle in the middle of it and what seemed to an electronic panel next to it. I didn''t know what I was doing, but I just pressed buttons like a madman and hoped everything went according to the plan. The next moment, all I knew was that I was in the outskirts of the city and I was able to see how the city exploded and the shock wave send me flying towards the woods. That day I promised to not use teleportation devices ever again. Every gadget I touch seems to become a weapon or would do a different function from what it was supposed to do. I really hope that Dmitri and Jav are alive! Then, a legion of elves came and captured me. It seems that I had done a great service to their people by killing the royalty of the vile Kingdom and their laws obliged them to reward me, but in the process I had killed more than 40,000 elves slaves. So they decided that keeping me in a prison within elf territory was enough reward for me. Screw you fucking elves! Probably I should stop arguing with my personal guard who seems to not know the language I''m speaking. It''s making me seem insane and I believe I would be insane if it weren''t for the wristwatch computer in which I''m writing this report. Anyways, I like the elf guard. His wife comes once in a while and bring me a vegetarian pie each time. I love you ugly bitch! Back to the prison, there are 14 guards in a shift like each six hours. Five in the night, five in the morning and four in the afternoon. The four that come in the afternoon are all women, very beautiful if I have to say. There was one of them named Luciela who had the bigger breast I have seen in my life. Don''t get me wrong, I like all women, I don''t care about the small sizes of the other three and treat them the equality. There is no way I can escape from this prison, I have been in here for 5 days. How have you been doing, guys? Are you missing me? Please save me! - Your dear friend Kang Yong-Suk.
Responses (2)
1.- Yon, stop measuring the size of elves breasts and get your ass out of there. -Dmitri.
2.- Yon, I want you to stay in that world for four years and learn everything you can about magic from that world. Jav is injured, but I''ll heal him. Be strong and bring back followers. I''ll send a subordinate to help you in some days. -Your Teacher and Master.
Arrogance: The Cruel and Arrogant Bastard Arrogance: Hypocritical Humility
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Arrogance Glossary T.E. =Transmutation Energy, a way to manipule the enrgy around you with the use of artificials means or with innate ability. It was developed by the Empire (Yulia Invictus) to allow the no magic races fight in the front lines. The four demons= Four beings taht were brought to the life by the mercenary army "Blue Cruelty". Yon is one of them, that''s why he could use T.E. before being summoned Second Report *Note: The MC is cursing his friends, it''s part of his character. It might sound bad, but I think it''s necessary -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Second Report: A stick in your ass (originally: A penis in my hair) March 15, 2014 on earth Raskad 15, 7693 on Jadrian Yong here, cursing while writing this damn report. I can''t believe that it takes three weeks to recharge this damn wristwatch. Who was the one who designed it to gather so much energy? I''ll kill him for sure once I had returned to the base. Now, the report. It has been 6 weeks since I arrived at this damn world, in which I''ve been playing around. Yeah, I''m not planning to be a hard-worker here. Actually, the comrade you promised to send me hasn''t arrived at this place. That''s the reason I was being lazy until a while ago. I mean, it''s not like I have a clue leading me to a way out of this world. Let me rephrase that. Are you kidding me? I belong to the craziest mercenary army in the galaxy, and no one can come to save me! I''m sure you don''t even care about me anymore and decided to send some old hag who died in some fight with some horny elves, right? Anyway, I will report the last three weeks to get some human contact. I don''t want to become crazy like the man who was in the cell in front of me. I''ve heard more than enough about how the elves have sex from him. First, one week after a week of being in prison, the elves released and threw me on the streets. The reason? I had given the opportunity to the Elven kingdom of gaining advantage over the human kingdoms. Now, the elves were winning the war. So I received the nickname of "the Elven race''s savior" and they had to release me. But my freedom came with certain conditions. Simple conditions! I who was a little boy from the human race, I who was an Asian, would have to live within the capital of the Elven Kingdom of Greenarie forever. Wasn''t it a good deal? Of course not! Like hell I would accept such conditions! Just think about it, they would allow me to marry an elf woman, only if she wished for it. They would let me have a single child with her and only if it were to swear loyalty to the kingdom and went to war as cannon fodder. No job granted for a ten year old boy and I would be a slave until I was old enough to have my own family. Screw you fucking elves! Since then, I have been living in an orphanage where they could afford some food to feed me. There I''ve been learning the Elven language called Greenier. Yeah, Yeah. I know that the elves are obsessed with the damn green color. I mean, they have all the roofs of their houses painted green and their fucking castle is green! The capital, where I was living, was called Greentier. SEE! GREEN, GREEN THIS, GREEN THE OTHER! Can you believe it? I even believe that when you say ¡°I¡± in their language, you''re saying green as well. It goes like this: grel tor = I''m. And not only that, they decided that a human training with weapons was too dangerous. So they took away my weapons and porn m...... educational books. They even forced me to strip naked in front of them to make sure I didn''t have any hidden weapons in my clothes or between my thighs. I curse you for an eternity you fucking elves! Still, I was allowed to keep my wristwatch after I explained that it was a gift from my dead father. Stupid elves, how can you believe in an innocent kid! The Elven capital is a great place, it¡¯s the freaking city where all the hottest elves in the kingdom gather to begin as adventurers. The only problem was that the elves believed that every human being is a pervert, so they avoided me all the time. I used to sigh so much in those first three days. Back on the Earth, after getting this body, I would enter in the women''s bathroom and no one would complain as I was a kid. But here, I wasn''t allowed to play with the other children. But that changed after spending two weeks learning the Elven language, which name I''m going to avoid. Too much green for a day! I was ready to pay a visit to the beautiful elf women. They didn''t seem to be bothered with me after I disguised myself as an elf. I know, I''m a genius, as long as I keep away from the teleportation devices! Back to the main point, The capital was a huge maze of wooden houses with a great market in the center. The green castle was located in the northern district and the adventurer district in the east. The city was surrounded by a thick forest and has never been attacked because of it. As an orphan I was only allowed to visit the great market. What was as boring as seeing the infomercials at the early morning hours. Even so, going to the market and seeing the merchants working was better than spending my time eating vegetarian pies in the prison. And, I had to work and impress some females. Imagine the quantity of possible girls who would want to marry me after seeing my awesome body! I would be like my personal guard, Fez'' tu, with his fancy house and an ugly wife who cooks vegetarian food! I''m getting paranoiac! Please send that old hag to save me! Well, I would have liked being lazy until I find that old hag, but I just had the necessity to work. So I have been working as an assistant of a merchant in the merchant district. This merchant offered me to marry his ugly daughter after I showed him my transmutation skill. He was earnest to get some good descendants that could use my ability to help his business. It''s not like I disliked the girl due to her face, but her personality was.... trash. She was the worst girl I''ve met in my life! I mean, she told me I''ll have to take care of the child and work my ass off if I wanted to marry her. Of course I was lying about that. She did something worse than that! While we were moving some cages to a caravan, she called me little shit and dhutyor Asian. She even ran away to play with her friends and let me alone with all the work when I can only speak 30% of the language. The owner of the caravan came and asked me something I couldn''t understand. So I just did what I understand from his words. Who would have thought that the green cage was full with glass and the red was filled with minerals? The damn red cage crushed the green and the owner of the caravan got angry at me. I had to kneel on the floor and ask him to forgive me while all the surrounding people were laughing of me! Can you believe that? What type of girl calls dhutyor to his future husband? I mean, what kind of girl abandons his friend in such situation? I don''t know what it means, but I better avoid being called that. Stolen from its rightful place, this narrative is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings. And my boss was worse. He said that I will have to pay for my mistake with my own money and he wanted me to take his daughter immediately. That guy''s brain was screwed if he believed I would do such thing. What was my answer? I kicked him in the crotch, took his money and ran away as soon as he said that. I didn''t want to end up being the poor guy who committed suicide after being cheated. But at least the people in the orphanage treated me well. Once I was there, they would find a way to help me. That was I thought until I saw Jericco, the human hero, being hugged by my favorite elf woman inside the orphanage. My heart was crushed once again by this scene. The hero and his companions had arrived at the orphanage, including Annice. Of course, I escaped from the orphanage two seconds after being seen by the others. Why? Did you lose your memory? Of course I didn''t want to see Annice at that moment. My heart hadn''t recovered from the pain she had caused me, so I just ran as quickly as I could. I ran straight to a brothel in the red zone of the city. No, I wasn''t going into some drunk''s bitch. I was visiting a little friend of mine. No, she wasn''t a bitch! Seriously guys, how fucked is your mind if you thought that while reading a ten year old boy''s report? The poor girl was the daughter of a prostitute and didn''t have many friends due to that. But she didn''t look like her ugly mother. No, she was an angel, with her silky blond hair, green eyes and skin was as smooth as a baby. She was shorter than me thought. She would play out of the brothel all the day while the women were attending the men that came from all over the city. But she was always alone as no one wanted to play with her because of her mother''s job. I, like the gentleman I was, played with her without discrimination and we became friends with the time. I knew she didn''t like her life in this damn city, so I decided to take her with me. Once I got in front of the brothel, I knocked the brothel entrance three times. Some lady came out of it and went to look for her after seeing my face and giggling. Damn bitch! Go and get a husband instead of being here! While I was cursing under my breath, the girl called Fro, came out of the door with a sleepy face. She accepted to escape from the city after I told her that I was heading out and I wouldn''t return. She was reluctant in the beginning, but I somehow convinced her with an example about her mother beating her daily. We headed towards the outer wall of the city, which was made of rock. There I had confirmed the existence of a hole in the lower part of it through which we would escape. It was my happiest day in my life, I was escaping from a group of Elven soldiers with a pretty girl. I could hear the shout of the merchant claiming how I had stolen all his money from while I was running. I even could imagine the scene of a fat merchant with a red face, shouting at the guards with a sobbing ugly daughter in his feet. Because I was an old man in the body of a child, everyone at home laughed about me and my love for little girls. Even master said I will never get married because of it. Screw them all! Was what I thought at that time. Please. Forgive me for my insolence, Master! The moment we passed through the hole in the outer wall, ¡°the girl''s skirt¡± got caught between the wall. In the middle of her confusion, she tried to pull it out of the wall and ¡°her skirt¡± tore. What I saw after that moment was traumatic for my young mind. She had a ¡°little friend¡± between her thighs. It was the most horrible scene I had seen in my entire life. WWHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I screamed like a girl as I continue running away from that place. I couldn''t believe such thing, all the time he had been lying about something so important. I don''t know how many time I ran, but when I stopped running I was far away from the city at this point. The problem came when I fall in a hole that was a hunter''s trap. It was poorly designed, so it didn''t kill me, still..... Grrrooarh! I tried to get out of the hole to no avail, I had impaled myself on a stick within the bad designed trap. The good thing about this situation was that I had only gotten a stick in my ass and I wasn''t injured. The bad thing was THAT I HAD AN STICK IN ASS! It was the most painful experience I had survived until now. After crying for a while, it took me a whole hour to get out of that hole and I decided to write this report. Please! Send the old hag to save me! I request your help! No! I beg for your help! - Your dear friend Kang Yong-suk
Response (3)
1.- I don''t know what to say.... a stick, seriously? You should ask the help from the hero instead of running away from him each time you feel your inferiority complex. -Dmitri
2.- Whoa! I want to go with you in your adventures, but I don''t think that my ass can endure so much pain. I''m sorry. By the way, I have a new arm, it''s a metallic one with a lot of useful weapons. Fufufu. -Javier
3.- Screw you all, eh? I had sent a pretty girl to help you, but I think I will ask her to return to the base. You and your ¡°friend¡± can live happily without me. You don''t have to worry, I can burn all your precious ¡°treasures¡± whenever I can. -Your former Master and teacher
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Hypocritical Humility The Cruel and Arrogant Bastard Fifth Report After this chapter, the plot will begin. The chapter until now had been the introduction, so I think they could be boring. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fifth Report: A blue Haired girl kicked my ass April 28, 2014 on Earth Puck 29, 7639 on Jadrian A unlucky prisoner reporting. The human confederation captured us last night while we were camping in the woods. It seems that fleeing from the city was considered treason in this world by the faith of the God of Light. But before that, let me explain why I called Frodous a treasure that I had stolen. No, it wasn''t because he was pretty. He didn''t have a ring that made him invisible either, and I won''t begin calling it my precious. No, the truth was that he has an special ability which allows him to change his appearance at will. That was the reason why I confused him with a girl the first time met him. Seriously, I wouldn''t have noticed if it weren''t by his little friend appearing. For my grandma''s panties! It''s fortunate that he can''t change his sex at will or it would be even more weird from what it is. Why I''m explaining it now of all the times? Well, he can change his appearance to that of a human as well, which saved him from becoming a slave of the human confederation. No that it mattered, as we are prisoners and have to work until death for them. The advance of the elven army was astonishing since I had destroyed the capital of the kingdom toy. They had conquered 75% of the world and were constantly advancing to the most important cities of this world. In the beginning they only had 45% of the world territory, but now they have conquered 20% from the human territory and 10% from the demon territory. The humans were left with around of 10% of the world''s territory and the demon with the 15% of it, which had forced them to force alliances to stop the advance of their enemies. It wasn''t as the population was less, so they could recover their territory with some revolts around the world. The human confederation was what was created in order to unite the human countries in an organization, kind of like the UN, but with more drunks guys and without the Chinese guy who everyone remembers. My work in that damn prison was to wash the dirty clothes from the human army and once in a while we would go to the battlefields to loot the bodies from the enemy soldiers. Yes, the confederation was so poor that it had to take the short swords and the bows from the enemies corpses! I would have felt some pity for them or regret for having caused this situation, if they weren''t treating me like a fucking workhorse! Have you ever tried to steal bow from a dead elf? It''s a fucking pain in the ass! When a elf die, they tend to hold their bows between their thighs. I tanked to God that some elven testicle didn''t fly when I was pulling out the bows, Frodous wasn''t so lucky though. And everything I have been talking about passed in a single day! The only good thing about being in this prison is that I found the girl who Master send to save me. Let me explain my first impression about her. She is an angel fallen from the heavens to save me. Her shining blue hair, her captivating blue irises and her frown while she is glaring at me is the best thing I''ve seen in my life! Did you know this story is from Royal Road? Read the official version for free and support the author. Then, she kicked me in the ass! I rolled on the ground until I crashed against a wall where a demon''s corpse was staring directly at my face. -Wahaahahahahahahahaha -What was that for, you little bitch! -I protested, it wasn''t a good thing to be kicked in your first meeting after all. -Shut up, you damn brat. You were supposed to be in the elven kingdom, why did you have to go out your way and create more trouble for me! -She said as she approached towards me with a piece of paper in her hand. -Hey! I''m sure that we have the same age to begin with and what is that thing? -Your slave documentation. I''ve bought you and your little friend. -She rubbed the document in my face with a sadistic smile. -Master ordered me to keep you alive and train you, but he didn''t say anything about not treating you as an slave. -Why did I have to end with a fucking sadist? Oh God, have you forgotten about your little Asian? As I was praying to the sky, I felt how I began to fly towards the sky. She kicked me again, didn''t her? Thud! I fell in my ass on the hard ground. I began to rub my ass while Frodous was using his healing magic at me. -Why did you do that, you damn smurf? This damn kid was trying to kill me with an evil grin every time I wasn''t paying attention! -Here, I''m known as lady disaster and I''m the one who is in charge of the army in this region. You should respect me and you piss me off every time I see your face. -You damn rat. -Jonathan, have him to wash twice the clothes he should wash from now on. -yes, lady Asteria. Fucking luck! So I spent the rest of my day washing dirty clothes, mommy you didn''t taught me to behave like a girl. -Kang Yong-Suk
Responses (2)
1.- You met Alice at least, she was strangely angry the last time she send us a report saying things like I will make him do stuns all the day long while I''m ripping his porn to shreds when I met him. -Jav
2.- You should accept it, you were born to be a masochist. Every woman who met you wants to kick your ass. You could eat in the floor too, you know how it''s a good exercise for you neck too. JAJAAJAJAJ -John
4.5 INDEX Sixth Report: 1 HH Check my new fiction HH Sixth Report Part 1 I''ve decided to do some proofread to the first chapters as someone complained about me writting them in the bathroom, which is true in some way. But I don''t think you should go around talking about the way you get your own inspiration. Anyway, here is half chapter six, the second part was even more weird than the normal, so I deleted it. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sixth Report: Frodous, The Fairy Slayer Part 1 April 29, 2014 on Earth Puck 30, 7693 on Jadrian Yes, a consecutive report! I finally learned how to recharge this damn wristwatch. But that''s not the only reason. I know I''ve said it before, but I have to say it again, I''m a genius. You know how bothersome is to wash clothes with your own hands, some water that smell like piss and a small rock? Well, if you know, you should understand how brilliant was my solution to such problem. This solution was to create a washing machine in this world. A washing machine, a perfect invention created to make the life of the lazy housewives and the poor students who didn''t want to waste their time. So, after waking up, I started to work in a massive washing machine that would make my everyday the easiest possible. Of course the damn the wrist wash-like computer that I used to make my reports didn''t have a function to help me in this kind of situations, so I had to use every memory I had about the machine before I made the design. The design was a simple one, a great tub of metal that was sealed on all the sides except for the top. I made it hollow and it had thin walls of metal that made it sturdy. Two spiral metal rods were in the center of it and I made a mechanism to make them spin. This mechanism was made to work with mana, which I didn''t have, or it could work spinning a rod with your hands. HAHAHA! Praise me more! I could feel everyone gazes when I was assembling it, but I tried to no mind it that much. Even if they wanted to to do something about it, I wasn''t a prisoner anymore, I was a commander''s slave, and they couldn''t do anything to me unless I made something against my orders. Oh yeah! The machine worked marvels when I was feeding it mechanic energy! After my muscle began to burn like heel, I decided to declare the first experiment a success. Now it was time to test the magic mechanism, so I asked the eye teared Frodous to help me. Frodous had been looking at my awesome creation with star in his eyes since the beginning, so when I asked to be the first guinea pig for it, he was more than grateful for the opportunity. But things don''t go in the way you want it to go, that''s something that I understood in that moment as the machine began to gather static around it and it fired a lighting of clothes suddenly. Yeah! I had created another weapon with a everyday device! What did the people about all the prisoner who were killed? And What was my punishment? To be honest, the didn''t cared about the prisoner to begin with, so they just cleaned the ash that was in the spot were they were standing before. Although it was different for me as they broke in cheers. My invention would save hundreds of lives in the war, so I was received a special treatment all the morning. We were promoted from low slave to middle slave, which gave me and Frodous a room of our small tent in the campaign. Everything would be perfect if the damn smurf would have appeared and have made such barbaric demands. The conversation went like this: -You little rascal will be in charge of the mass production of this electromagnetic weapons and I want 30 of them for tomorrow. -She wore a mocking expression while looking at me, then she whispered something to her sub-official and continued her annoying demand. -if you can accomplish this little task, you will be promoted to high slave, but if you fail me, then you will return to low slave. The narrative has been illicitly obtained; should you discover it on Amazon, report the violation. Seriously! I felt like I could slap a little girl today! -You damn smurf! How am I supposed to gather so much metal, it would take me a month with my current level. -I answered her while trying to keep a rotten smile. -And it would be unfair if you didn''t give some help as my master in this little task. To this, she looked surprised as if she had lost this round. -Very well, I will give you a map with the location of a mine that was raided by fairies last month. if you can recover it and eliminate all the fairies, I would give you a week. I think it''s enough time for you. -Fine! -I took the map and ran straight to the star eyed Frodous, who was watching after the the electric washer of the death, as I decided to name it. You don''t like the name, do you? Well, when you create one of those, you can name pussy breaker if you want! After packing our stuff, we began our journey towards the mine, that was conveniently ah hour of walking away from the camp. In the way to the mine, Frodous asked the guards who were ¡°watching after us¡± why the mine hadn''t been recovered before, to which they replied with a ¡°it''s too troublesome!. I was thinking why the fairy were raiding a mine to begin with. Weren''t the fairies in my world all nature lovers and that stuff? When I inquired about it, and the reaction of the others was rather weird. -Fairies are scary, they used to raid the villages around Greenarie and they would kidnap the women every time they did those raids. -Answered a paled Froudous. -The fairies had this weird tentacles that can get pregnant every woman with a bit of their nectar. That''s why in our group is only composed of men. Kidnapping? Tentacles? Seriously, I couldn''t imagine a fairy with those traits, what the hell is wrong with this world? -You''re not joking, right? The fairies I used to know would protect the forests and wouldn''t be more dangerous than a fly. -I said to myself, trying to stop the need to pop that was building in my pants. -Hear me when I say it, boy. The fairies are the most nasty creatures I''ve ever met, they would hide in the bushes next to the roads and would paralyze when you pass near to it. Then they would eat you if you''re not a woman, What.... -An old soldier said as he ran towards a tree. -It''s them. -Said Frodous as he hid behind me. Then I saw it, a creature so ugly and monstrous that my only thought was to run away from there. The old man seemed to be experienced in warfare, but it was useless as he wasn''t fighting a humanoid being. So he wasn''t prepared when four tentacles flied towards the old man and grabbed him from his four limbs. The old man tried to hit the creature with the handle of his sword, but it was useless as the creature tore off everyone of his limbs. Oh God of the lolis! Please protect me! The fairies must be racists right? I''m not a Japanese girl so I should be safe. They wouldn''t kill this honest little boy and his weird friend, right? Fifth ReportINDEX Sixth Report Part 2 HH CAB Sixth Report Part 2 Next week I will be some PR to the chapter because there have been to many complains about the way I explain things, so if you don''t see a chapter is because of that. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Part 2 I stood there, with a confused as the creature in front of me was feasting in the old soldier body. I could feel something pulling my sleeve, but I was so shocked before such sight, that I forgot about my surroundings. Who wouldn''t have been in that situation? I mean the creature in front of me was everything except a fairy. It was a grotesque creature, with a chihuahua dog like body, two large tentacles coming out of its back, others two large tentacles coming out of its ass and wings-like scythes. Holy shit! The only thing that resembled to a fairy from my world was that it had wings and that it was glowing with a purple hue. And the smell, I almost puck after coming out of my confusion, the smell of shit mixed with semen. Yes, I''ve smell such odor back then when I was a Korean soldier, but that''s not important right now! That thing ended feasting on the dead body and was howling to what seemed to be his pack. Then he looked in my direction with disoriented eyes. Oh my little friend! That thing moved its eyes like a fucking chameleon. After noticing our presence, it sprinted towards the soldiers who were beside me with a sadistic grin. Its tentacles were moving back at fort like searching for something to grab at any moment as the creature advanced in our direction. The soldiers immediately adopted a defensive formation, not caring about their dead comrade''s body. 14 men with wooden shields and spears in a circular formation, not a really good formation against tentacles. But they managed to repel the first fairy pouring a barrage of spears and arrows at it. -Disperse! -I shouted, not knowing anything about how to give orders in this world. Six more fairies were coming towards us, and it was time matter before they broke through of our formation. I created a earthen wall in front of us and signaled them to ran the opposite side of it. Then I materialized two earthen spears reinforced with a a bit of iron and copper. It was a spear that I had created after 3 months of training, and it was useful when you¡äre short of materials and other stuff. I throw one at a fairy which was climbing the earthen wall. It took the creature by surprise as it pierced through its skull. My gaze met Frodous gaze as I motioned him to active the electric washer of the death, to which he responded with a nod. What? I knew that bringing the only model of it with me was dangerous, but I''m rather prepared than trusting the damn smurf and her damn lies. Just look at the situation, those fucking monster were trying to eat us! Anyway, Frodous put his hand at the panel in one of the sides of the machine and started to release his mana at it. He was sweating like he had ran a marathon, but he continued with star-shaped irises. I could tell from this, that he was a machine lover. I don''t want to think what would he do, if he were to see the machines from back home. Although a elf with a rail gun would be a good propaganda for our mercenary army. The electric washer of the death fired a lighting that spread in a five meter area in front of us, reducing the fairies, who had climbed the earthen wall, to ash in the process and leaving the tired Frodous without a bit of mana. I looked around to see the soldiers cheering, it was a success against enemies. Hearing about the weapon had been a thing, but watching it in action must have been impacting to them. They have after all, only see a few lightings in their lives and it wasn''t as impressive as this. Everything would be perfect, if it weren''t by a small problem. Frodous was emitting some kind of electricity from his body as it started to levitate from the ground. If you stumble upon this narrative on Amazon, it''s taken without the author''s consent. Report it. =What the hell? -Everyone shouted. -Shit! Something went wrong, his mana is out of control. I grabbed his right foot and tried to use energy transmutation, only to be rebound against a soldier. -I have no other option then! I gathered every bit of my transmutation energy, I was planning to release it in a wave that would stabilize Frodous''s energy. It was a technique that I had learned before coming to this world, and its drawback was that I would be left with my only my inner Ki after using it, leaving me with the same strength as a normal kid. But everything in this world seemed to hate me as usual, as more than 20 fairies come out of nowhere! Seriously! The fairies were so confident of their victory that some of them were flirting. And what was worse, some of them seemed to be in some type NTR play as 5 of them were surrounding one and touching it everywhere. I felt so disgusted that I released transmutation wave at them unconsciously! -Shit! -Now I was really drowning in shit! I mean we were two useless kids and 14 soldiers who couldn''t muster a bit of mana against 15 fairies, one of them very displeased for losing its playmates. The little monsters were getting nearer to us every second and I couldn''t think a plan to come out of it. The only thing I could think was abandoning everyone here, but I would lose my beautiful electric washer of the death if I were to do so, so I needed a better plan. That was when I heard some screams coming from the soldiers direction. When I turned to face whatever was coming to us, all I could see was Frodous releasing small blue lightings around his body with a elven mark in his forehead. -A slayer! -A soldier screamed as he was crawling away from him. ''I see, Frodous was a slayer, no wonder that he have such a useful ability'' Was what I though in that time. A slayer, as its name suggest and according to some merchants I had met, is a being created by the spirits of forest to protect it from the vicious monster that can go rampant in it. They would appear in times of great need or would kill some monster when their population was too large. Frodous specialty seemed to be fairies as he was burning them to their bones. He had a indifferent expression as he was doing it and after the last of the fairies was reduced to ashes, he fell flat on his face. I ran to him and checked his vital signs. He seemed to be fine, but I used some mana potion just in case. Then, I could feel the soldiers getting near to me with releasing their clear killing intention. I looked up and saw all of them with their weapons in their hands, one of them knelt in front of me before reaching his hand to my shoulder and ask me to hand over Frodous. -Hand over the elf! He have to be imprisoned by his race mistakes! -You people have took enough things from me already! -I said with a harsh tone as I summoned a earth spear and pierced his abdomen with it. -I don''t care about the humans of this world, so let''s bet our lives in this crazy game that you call battle. Facing such declaration, the remaining soldiers readied their weapons. HAHAHAAHAHAH! That night the only thing that could be heard was the laugh of a child in the middle of the forest. Later I would find out that it was called the laughing forest because of that. -Kang Yong-Suk Sixth Report Part 1 INDEX HH CAB Seventh Report Guys, if you hadn''t notice it, I lack the motivation to rewrite the first chapters. So I don''t think I can keep releasing while I fix that problem. I tried to write this chapter with a different style. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Seventh Report: Shit! April 30, 2014 on Earth Arta 1, 7693 on Jadrian Prisoner 3600 here. Today is a painful day. I can''t feel my fingers as I write these lines, it''s the most challenging thing I''ve done in my life. In the two months I had lived in this world, I hadn''t done anything apart from trying to survive. I lied to myself saying things like ¡°I just have to wait a bit longer¡± or ¡°tomorrow I will have more time to do that¡±. I was just fooling myself with pretty words, sounding logical in this hell of world. Shit! I should have noticed it early, I could have done more if I weren''t so stubborn. I completely forgot that we were thirty minutes away from the main camp and continued playing with the soldiers. I was aware of the danger I was, and I still kept ignoring my instincts. When the sentries heard the screams from their fellow soldiers they rushed to see what was happening. Upon reaching the place, they saw a small boy stuffing a fairy corpse into a crying soldier and corpses in all the surrounding. Corpses of their fellow comrades and corpses of fairies, but they understood who was the cause of everything, the child. Having using all my T.E. And all my Ki, I was left defenseless against them. I mean, they smacked me in the head and I don''t remember what happened afterwards. All I remember is seeing the sleeping Frodous being threw into a small cell by a burly guard. The next thing I knew was I was in the cell next to him. There, in my cold cell, I waited for a lawyer to come and save my ass. But what came was only a wet bun and some guard with a menacing grin. Feeling the cold floor, I had time to organize my thoughts. Sure, I had have the chance to run away, but I didn''t do it. Shit! I was careless again! Was the only thing I could think. I was in prison again, captive like a ugly princes that no one would rescue. Like a old car waiting for a Mexican mechanic to repair or dismantle it. A prison, a place where the criminals are supposed to pay for their crimes. Isn''t it surprising that the prison resembles the factories, schools, barracks, hospitals? But I wasn''t in the mood to describe beauty of this place, since all I could explore with my eyes were doors and gates, all closed and locked. Except for the windows on the high walls of the corridor, there was no place where an exit is available. This wasn''t a place that would allow a prisoner to escape, and I am a prisoner here! Then, the fucking smurf appeared before me with a sadistic grin on her face. She seemed to be enjoying my suffering as she knelt in front of me before beginning a monologue. -I had heard about you becoming crazy when someone tried to harm your friends. That''s so pathetic! Then, She motioned to the burly guard to come with her evil grin, to which the burly guard snickered and gave the keys to the smurf. -I expect that seeing your friend be executed help you to be more responsible. JAJAJAJAJAJA In that moment, my eyes widened and I felt despair taking over my body. I couldn''t move and only watch as the burly guard was dragging an unconscious Frodous out of the corridor to a place where I couldn''t look after him. This bitch! She was enjoying seeing me struggling to kept awake while my friend was going to be killed. -But first, I have to punish you. -She looked at me with her hateful face, I showed me a silver hammer. -This little toy can destroy all your dreams in one go. Hihihihihihihi! This isn''t real, right? She can mean that, all except that, was what I thought in that moment. -Yes, you guessed right. This little baby can even destroy Dartanlio, the strongest metal in the universe. Can you imagine what it would with your body. This damn smurf! I had to get away before she were to shatter the crystal that were giving me my ability to transmute. -Stop trying to struggle! This prison is designed to drain your energy. It doesn''t matter the kind you try to use, it will be useless! I tried to ignore her, to see her as a liar. but when I used transmutation in the floor I could felt as my energy was being drained. I felt so sleepy, so tired. I just wanted to rest a little more. But that damn girl was on the top of my back in the moment I closed my eyes. Shit! I could felt as she balanced her body to hit me with hammer. Then, there was silence that didn''t lasted too long. I could heard a deafening sound as she hit my right shoulder, where one of the five main crystals was located. Then, the pain came and the blindness came. I couldn''t heard or see anything around me, the only thing that came was pain. Pain followed by my memories, dark memories I had forgotten in the last months. I could see the image of that day, the most painful day of life. The day I lost everything dear to me. The day I was corrupted by that man and his concerned face. I could remember every detail of that day as if it had been today. (Note: Memories, you asked too much for this) The author''s tale has been misappropriated; report any instances of this story on Amazon. -This world is an experiment. What? I could remember the confusion that this statement caused to me as I hugged my fiancee lifeless body. With my teary eyes, all I remember is seeing a blurry image of a man offering me a hand. -Are you saying that they killed and raped my fiancee just because of an experiment. I was skeptical in that time, I couldn''t believe what this man was saying. My mind felt fussy and my body was shaking from the rage that was consuming my sanity. But this man had information I needed with all my being. -No just because of an experiment, Yong. No, my friend. They wanted to create you and your legend. They wanted to a hero that represented the new age of the Empire. A man who came from the darkness of the revenge and saved thousands of innocents. What? A hero? I who couldn''t protect his family was supposed to become a hero? For that reason they had slaughtered thousands? For a new age? Fuck you bastards, what do you think a human life is? A fucking toilet? -But I have a way out of this, my friend. If you ate this fruit, you will get the power to avenge you people, -Just spit it out, what''s the price for this? I hadn''t the time to think twice if I could get my revenge the sooner possible. -You will become the arrogance''s slave forever. If it was just that, I would take the offer then. I didn''t have a home to return anyway. -It doesn''t matter, I will kill everyone of that bastard! Crash! I could feel a deep pain in my hand as of the third crystal in my right hand was shattered. My sight returned only for an instant and all I could see was the grin of the damn smurf. Then, I became blind again and another painful memory appeared. This time I was kneeling in front of that man while he wore a large smile in his face. -Evans, this wasn''t what you promised me! I was breaking, my fingers had became dust and my five senses were almost gone. But I had the strength to ask a last question. An important question to the man who had been helping me all this time and now was revealing his true colors. -HAHAAHAHA You don''t have to worry, you''re not dying. Your human body is useless for true combat as it is. So we are going to give you a new one. -What? You don''t'' have to be so worried. As a part of the process, you will only feel an unbearable pain while your body disintegrates and rebuild. -You... This damn man, he had been lying to me all this time! -If you want to blame someone, blame the whole Empire then. They were the one who became you into a monster, we only helped you to get what you wanted. That''s right I can''t die now, I have to get my revenge. Even if I''m a slave from a mercenary army. Even if I have lose my body and crawl to the top again as a child. I will kill every bastard who destroyed my dreams. I will kill every asshole who believed to be good enough to step on my back poo in me. I could felt as the pain stopped and a weight lifted from my body. So the damn smurf should have ended her torture by now. But I didn''t have the time to deal with her as I needed to recover my energy. Yet, I couldn''t muster the strength needed to move my body. I was sore all over my body. I had lost every bit of my ability to transmute, but I had to continue. I couldn''t give up because of this. No I had to continue and kick the ass of every bastard in this world. For that reason I crawl across the floor to reach the moist bread and ate. I ate as if hadn''t eaten in weeks, getting every bit of energy I could gain from the bland bread. I WILL GET MY REVENGE FROM THE EMPIRE! But first, I needed to kill that damn smurf and save Frodous. Up until now, I had been neglecting my duties. I had had the opportunity to recruit a lot of individuals who could have been useful from our mercenary army. Frodous was another mistake I had committed. I would have been more focused in my job, I should have noticed how of a big achievement would be recruiting him into our army. A being that could use healing was extremely rare, and even more if he was an slayer. That''s why I had to do something to save him, I still had time to fix my mistakes. A funny thought I had is that they had allowed me to kept my wristwatch even after all of this. No that they cared as it couldn''t call for reinforcements according to their level of technology. That fucking smurf was still here after shattering my crystals, grinning as she tried to kept her face from melting? What the fuck...... -Kang Yong-Suk
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1.- Yong, get the hell out of there. That smurf IS NOT Alice! I will activate the backup system to allow you to use some transmutation. Don''t do something stupid and get the hell out of THERE! -Master
INDEX Third Report Third Report: Days As An Adventurer April 5, 2014 on Earth Puck 6, 7693 on Jadrian Here Yong, reporting my progress after 3 hard weeks of training. Dear Master, please forgive me! I would do whatever you want me to do! It has been over two months since I arrived at this world, 63 days to be exact. I''m currently traveling following a caravan that used to belong to slavers together with my..... friend from the brothel. No, I''m not a slave or this guy''s boyfriend! The last three weeks have been.... how to explain it? Full of pain and hard work. It all started when I encountered Frodous, my weird friend, surrounded by wolves and pissing his underpants? I killed the wolves with some earth spears while the little Froudous was shaking with his eyes closed and praying to the GREEN spirit. I, of course, didn''t care about his well-being, so I just continued my journey into the woods, or that was I thought I would do. He had grabbed my left leg when I tried to walk away and he continued to beg me to forgive him for his lies. I decided to forgive him, so he would shut up and I could find the nearest settlement. I didn''t want to be alone after all! Anyway, we arrived at a human village after two days of traveling in the woods, and we decided to go to adventurer guild. In the adventurer''s guild, we registered as rank F adventurers and an old lady explained to us what we could and couldn''t do with that rank. We couldn''t hunt monster stronger than rank F and the most things allowed for a rank F were things like helping the villagers or escorting caravans. We went to the quest board and examined the different quests available in the village, which were disappointing. The best quest was one in which we have to help an old man to hunt the mice in his farm and the pay was two dirty Greeniers (2 green = 2 silvers)! The worst quest was one in which you had to protect a caravan of slaver through the Demon''s lands, the pay was 120 Greeniers and a slave. I accepted that quest immediately. I didn''t want a slave, but the money would come in handy to pay the medical fees in case I would injure my ass again. But to my surprise, Frodous complained and tried to argue with me because he thought I would abandon him once I''ve gotten the slave. now I knew he wasn''t a girl, I thought of doing it, but I shuddered the thought after tasting the delicious food cooked by him. Perhaps I could change his gender with my master''s technology. What the hell was I thinking? Was I so desperate in those lonely days? I know what you''re thinking, you would surely do it! But don¡¯t forget I''m an honorable Korean, there''s no way I would do something like crossing to the other side of the street. I had enough with living in the streets while Frodous was living in the inn at free charge. How can be so malicious such lovely grandma. I had to live with the rats for two days while the old hag tried to rape Frodous every night. It was a good thing that Frodous was a ten years old impotent boy. And from this point on things changed for better, the caravan arrived and after I showed them some of my transmutation skills, we were hired. We traveled for three days along the border with Greenaier without problems, then we entered the Demon''s territory. Good-bye! Fucking elves and your stupid naming sense! The territory where we have entered was a place called elf king''s forest that was conquered by the last demon lord of those lands. There were enemies ambushing us on a regular basis, and everyone in the caravan was tense, including Frodous. Not me, of course, I was a weapon master and I was a fucking level 30! What? Destroying an entire city doesn''t give enough experience. 13 damn levels for that, fucking broken system! Because of that, I was free of killing every enemy I wanted and the leader of the caravan was very pleased with my work. It was ridiculous! The man could rape the women in the night and I could hear all of that! One day, Frodous simply broke. We were having dinner when we started to hear the sobs of the women and the laughs of the slavers. Suddenly, Frodous disappeared from my sight and after looking for him for an hour, I found him in a corner of a caravan crying. That day I decided that I had to do something about the slaves'' situation. No, I didn''t want to earn some points with Frodous. Seriously? I''m trying to be serious here! Like a grim reaper, I charged at the slavers and slaughtered them. Each one of them begged for their lives, but I didn''t stop until the last of them was dead. Unauthorized reproduction: this story has been taken without approval. Report sightings. Then I met them, the slaves, with their demonic faces accompanied by screams, roars and laughter. They were broken, beyond salvation. It was a very terrifying night, one I wouldn''t forget in a long time. No, I won''t forget that night the moment I meet a new hottie! Anyway, the next five days after the two days of traveling with the slavers were.... unexpected. Freaking unexpected for my tastes! All the adventurers were afraid of me and avoided me for the first days. When we got out of the Elf king''s forest, the damn adventurers separate from us with most of the slaves. They wanted some fucking sex slaves! I tried to stop most of them, but there were too many enemies for me to handle alone. In the end, I could only save 2 slaves. Afterwards, I began to train myself. I had been relying too much on my superior body and my handsome face to survive all this time. But now, it wasn''t enough. First I began with meditation, which was a complete failure. Why? you ask Because I kept being interrupted by Frodous and his pleads to get some food for him and the slaves. After feeding them, I tried again. Still, it was of no use. I would start thinking about the elves'' breasts I''ve had seen the last month in this world. I mean, I tried to imagine a white space. But the only thing I could imagine white, were the bras and the fucking elves'' roofs. Yes, I had fantasies about painting those cursed green roofs! Maybe I did go insane after seeing and hearing too much GREEN. Back to the main point, I decided to train my body instead of wasting my time. How do you ask? I created two earthen short swords with transmutation and tried to spar with Frodous. Which ended up being another failure. He couldn''t even lift the damn sword and the slaves only knew how to eat, piss and fuck, so it was impossible for them. I tried to come up with other ideas, like using sticks or training bare hand, but it was simply impossible for Frodous to fight. One day, I saw a small horned rabbit beating the fuck out of him. A fucking horned rabbit! The stupid animal that the elf girls would treat as a chihuahua back on Greenarie! After that, I gave up on teaching Frodous anything related with fighting with his body. Thus, I decided to teach him some magic I had learned from the elves. And it was another failure! Well, not completely. He sucked casting all sorts of spells like fireball or earth wall. He would end up with a fireball exploding in his hands or an earth wall falling over me. The only spell he could cast without nearly killing me, was a healing spell that could heal almost all the wounds. The problem was that it was kind of..... EXTREMLY EFFEMINATE. He was firing a beam in the shape of a red heart all over the place while chanting a fucking song of love. Even the slaves started to laugh before such sight. After that, Frodous seemed to be a bit embarrassed. But I could see it in his eyes, he did enjoy the fucking display. I was extremely tired after that. Thus, I decided to release the build up stress making this report. I''ll wait for your responses for now. -Your dear friend Kang Yong-suk.
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1.- So... you''re gay, aren''t you? Maybe bisexual, if I think about a bit more. I thought that it was enough for you with little girls (lolis). Well, who am I to criticize you about your preferences? -Dmitri
2.- A caravan of slavers? What the fuck were you thinking when you accepted that work? I would have expected you to be a bit more cautious after ending with your ass impaled, but I think I was wrong. -Javier
3.- So you''re some kind of peddler, making a display with beams in the shape of hearts while you''re announcing your ware. I think you''re not made to be the saint Carlotta. You should stick to the basic training I designed for you. How difficult is it for you to kill 1000 demons everyday? And the little girl seems to be lost somewhere around the human continent of the east. Go and find her! -Your Master and Teacher
Fourth Report Fourth Report: A Desperate Fight Against A Horny Wolf April 26, 2014 on Earth. Puck 27, 7693 on Jadrian Yong here! I''m not GAY! Seriously? What kind of report were you reading to reach that conclusion? I''m worried about your virgin mind, Dmitri, spending all your time with your fucking fire is damaging your eyes. Anyway, I had been lost in the Elf King''s forest for the last three weeks. Why did I end up in a situation where I''m sleeping in a tree like a ninja? No, I''m not doing it to look like a bad-ass Asian in front of a bunch of wolves. Well, all began since the day we had dropped the slaves in a nearby demon city, there was an old lady who contracted them as her maids and was very stubborn about contracting Frodous too. How did the demon race treated a human as myself, ask Frodous and the rejection letters he had to write from all the possible buyers of his slave. I was treated like the fucking dog of an elf! But it didn''t bother me as much as it should, I knew what the human kingdom has done after all and my situation was good, for now at least. The problem was that if we wanted to go to the eastern continent, where the supposed pretty girl was, the only way to reach it was to go through the Elf King''s forest, AGAIN. Why did I end up lost then? Well, let me tell you the reason. A horny wolf had been stalking us from the moment we entered into the forest and we lost the view of the path leading to the border of the elven kingdom. Frodous didn''t help that much too, the bastard had been hoping that my slanted eyes worked like a fucking GPS. -What the hell are you talking about Frodous? Those are the sacred eyes inherited by my people for generations. You damn slut. What do you think a GPS is? -You said a GPS was something that could see your location from the sky, so I thought that you were keeping them shut to see from the sky! -How the hell did you reach that conclusion? Is your brain screwed or what? I, of course, kicked his ass. How can be the people of this world be so racists? I thought that the elves knew how to find their way in the forest, but the fucking elf beside me didn''t even know how to hunt a rabbit, much less tracking a trail towards a city. Our situation seemed hopeless, the nights were cold and our only food was some charred squirrels that were stupids enough to get near Frodous for me to kill them. I had forgotten to mention it! I had sold our caravan, which was too smelly for me, and I had received some fire stones in exchange for it. The fire stones were very useful to create fire and enchant some weapons with a specific magic, which neither of us knew what made them useless in the middle of a forest. That way, two weeks passed as we continued looking for a path out of this damn forest. We had many problems like some big ass spiders kidnapping Frodous or a goblin who thought it was a good idea to joke about my height and died slowly while Frodous hid behind me. One morning, finally, we found a trail of dried blood leading to the corpse of what seemed to be a swordsman. But that wasn''t what caught my interest, no, it was the shinning sword embedded in his chest that was releasing a sound like heaven. I stood there, mesmerized by the sight of such majestic sword until I could stop my drooling after imaging the development of my situation. It was the moment where I found a sacred sword and I return with my former allies to save them and get the healer girl to fall in love with me! I walked towards the sword and when I pulled it out of the swordsman''s chest, I could feel how the power was being transmitted into my body. It was the best feeling I had felt in my life, I felt like I could destroy all in my way. Blood, I wanted to kill, to feel the blood soaking my entire body. It was the power to destroy the elven race. How would I enjoy killing every one of them! AHAHAHAHAHA Smack! I could feel my face being slapped and I could see in the corner of my eyes a little elf crying. It was Frodous. Then it hit me, this sword wasn''t the one that the hero would get. Why would it be embedded in a swordsman''s chest, if it were a sacred sword to begin with? No, it was the cursed sword that the side character would get in order to fulfill his revenge. ¡°It''s a cursed sword, drop it please! Yong¡± Frodous said as he was hugging me with tears all over his face. I could only curse my fate. Did it happen to me because I was hated so much? Or was it the God doing? Was it because I was a bad-ass Asian? I didn''t know anymore. The tale has been taken without authorization; if you see it on Amazon, report the incident. My hopes were shattered a long time ago anyway, and I didn''t need this sword if I wanted revenge I could do it with my own hands if I wanted. So I throw the sword with all the force I could muster. I could feel Froudous'' hug lessening his strength. He seemed relieved as he was saying his thanks to the GREEN spirit. For some reason, I felt like a great burden had disappeared from my shoulders. Then, it hit me, I was crying, something I hadn''t done since the moment I was saved by Master. But fate wouldn''t allow me a single moment to breathe as a god damned two meters black wolf was released from the cursed sword. Well, a better way to explain it would be to say that it came out from the purple smoke release from the sword. It was the horny wolf that had been stalking us from the moment we entered the forest. This wolf was the one who had led us to be lost in the first place. And it was looking at us with eyes filled with lust as it was drooling and licking its snout. For God''s sake, I had seen it raping a rank A wild boar, the king of this forest, the other day while we were eating in a branch of a tree. ¡°You have rejected my gift to you, dhyuteur boy. Now, you will die for your insolence. Floppe, rape him!¡±. What the hell was a dhyuteur? I seriously need to ask Frodous about this particular word. Wait, did it say, ¡°rape him¡±? Shit! I didn''t have time to think as the wolf leaped over us and tried to bite Frodous'' neck, which didn''t work as I had created an earthen wall between the two of us. I immediately ordered Frodous to take the rear and be ready to heal me in any moment I was in a dire predicament. The wolf tried to snatch my backpack with his paws, perhaps it has felt my ¡°educative books¡± and wanted to take a look at it. But I sidestepped to the right and kicked the wolf''s crotch, making the horny wolf groan in pleasure. Fucking masochist! The wolf took his time to enjoy the sensation, and then, it looked at me with pleading at me for more while it was drooling even more. I wasn''t planning to play along with it, so I sprinted towards him and tried to stab him with an earthen spike in his belly, which he dodged rather easily. The wolf seemed disappointed as it ran pass me as its pawns scratched my left leg, and continued straight to Frodous. The fucking wolf was in over Frodous, trying to snatch his pants to rape him. I could see Frodous crying and then I lost it. I couldn''t endure seeing that kind of scene anymore, not rape. So I let my instincts dominate me. I ran towards the horny wolf and kicked him in the balls, he screamed in pleasure as I continued to kick him. Seeing that it wasn''t working, I took an earthen spike and pierced the wolf''s right front leg with it. This time, the wolf looked pissed as it tried to bite only to be met by my fist straight in its jaw. It tried to struggle against my mad attacks, but it was useless, I wouldn''t allow it to do anything more. My grin only grew larger as I took its balls and pulled them as fast as I could, ripping them out. The wolf cried in pleasure, before I took the cursed sword. I pierced his heart with the sword, which shattered in hundreds of screams and purple mist after some seconds. I looked to Frodous direction, he was fine, except for the fact that he was touching his crotch and saying something like ¡°the balls, the balls¡±. Yes, I already could hear it, the laughs of Master and the others. My new nickname would be something like ¡°crotch crusher¡± or ¡°the one who bites off a mouthful¡±. And the worst was when more wolves came out of the forest with pleading eyes, which lead us to our current predicament. The wolves didn''t want to give up at it, and we were running out of food. -The unlucky Asian, Kang Yong-Suk
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1.- Sorry, the other guys are on a mission, in which they have to kill some big pigs from Jamaica. I don''t know the details, but I was left out because of my stomachache and my diarrhea. Did you know that a curse can be lifted from a sword using soul transmutation? It could have been useful, I think. -Javier
4.5 4.5: A war to death I can''t remember the date. It was a cold night, a normal night like any other. Then it happened, hell broke loose. After two weeks of traveling through the woods, we have just arrived at a human city in the border of the Elven kingdom in the afternoon. The city was truly beautiful, women selling clothes in the streets, fancy dress, shiny jewelry and tasty food. Merchants selling cheap gears to the young and the adventures. Bards singing about the great Elven hero conquering the filthy kingdoms and bringing peace to the world. Children playing with the horny-ned rabbits while torturing them like every sane child. It was a refreshing look after three weeks of only seeing wolves and trees. I felt like I could afford some luxuries, so I spent 200 greenaries in a room with two beds and a good view from the window in an inn that was located in the commercial district of the city. The dinner was good, not that fancy, but at least it was tasty. Some mushrooms mixed with chicken Milanese, or that is what I believe it was. After that, we went to sleep, Frodous in his own bed and me in the other! Then I heard the screams, the cries and the prayers. My Weapons echolocation activated and I could hear everything within a radius of a kilometer. What I heard was something I''ll never forget in my life. The world was screaming, the earth was pleading for salvation as it was burning. People burning, women and girls being raped, old men crying as they were watching the scene in front of them without the power to protect what they held dear. Hell, I was experiencing it again, the moment were going to you lost everything. I couldn''t do anything, my body was shaking and I wanted to throw up. The fire was almost in our room, but the screams were there. Reminding me how I had failed in the past, how I had lost everything I held dear. But I couldn''t afford to die in this place, I had many things I wanted to do, to feel. I had to survive, survive another day to experience more of this hell. An evil grin spread across my face as I thought those words. The hell was my home from the beginning, I just had forgotten about it. I didn''t need a reason to believe in my future, I would create a path by myself. It was always like this for me, crying was for the one who didn''t have anything better to do, and I had my hands full with shit. I dragged Frodous'' body out of the inn, I didn''t want to lose my only companion in this twisted world. He was my only friend, with his innocent smile following me everywhere I went. The true hero of the story and the greatest treasure of the Elven kingdom, which I had stolen. The streets were crowded, people fleeing from the city, a child crying on the corpse of her dead father. A woman who was defiled trying to ask for help as she was bleeding to death. Frodous stood there, looking at the situation before turning to face me. His green eyes filled with tears were looking at me as he was holding his bag thinly. I knew what was going to happen, he would break. It was too much for him, as he was too young for this. So, I hit him in the neck and he fell unconscious on the floor. I took him and carried him on my shoulders, I didn''t need my hands to defend myself and I wasn''t planning to fight in this lost fight. The enemies were the elves, their vicious smiles as they were killing soldiers and common folk was the same as the one I had seen in the past. Men brainwashed to kill and bring wealth to their country. They were even kidnapping young women and little girls. I could only pray for them as I made my way through the crow of fleeing people. I would encounter elven soldiers in every corner, but I didn''t care. I killed each of them with my spears. My metal transmutation had evolved in an hour of running through the burning city, now I could create ten spears at the same time and keep them levitating around me every second. If you spot this narrative on Amazon, know that it has been stolen. Report the violation. But I didn''t have the time to test their limits as the battle was getting more gruesome, human soldiers defending eastern part of the city while the elves were slaughtering everyone in the western part of it. It was obvious where the wealthiest people of the city lived as it was the only place being defended. Those guys wouldn''t send their troops to defend the outer walls. Even so, it was a lost cause. The defenses of the eastern part of the city had been broken from the beginning of the attack, and the Elven troops were pushing their way through it, it was only a matter of time before the last inner wall fell, and they were surrounded by the elves. The moment I thought it was the end, a miracle occurred. A man wearing golden armor appeared, his long wavy black hair loose on his back. His face full of confidence and his noble aura gave filled the hot air around the battlefield. His air of nobility and wisdom made the elves stop their attacks. He waved his hand, and an entire building was reduced to dust by a giant fireball. The impact was so strong, that I was sent flying and crashed at a wall of a bar. Some fell to their keens and if they had seen a miracle, others cursed their luck as a monster had appeared in front of them. Then, he spoke with a voice as strong as a lion roaring, but with the confidence enough to stop the breathing of everyone in the city. ¡°Don''t give up my fellow humans, the God of the light has sent me as a punishment to the arrogant elves¡± He looked at the enemies and then declared, ¡°the Elven race has wronged us and committed the sins that provoked the last great war, that''s the truth. Kill all of them!¡± I knew who he was, the God of light''s champion and the Warlord Asteurius. A mad man who had got his advanced job from Weapon Master to Warlord thanks to the God of the light. A man who went around the battlefield to delivering weapons to the citizens in order to defend themselves, a hero! He handed over thousands of weapons to the common folk, girls carrying heavy knives, grannies holding spears, crippled men carrying swords. All of them swarmed the confused elves, following the mad orders from a mad hero. I looked at the battlefield, a little girl was cutting a man''s precious thigh while screaming that she would take revenge for her sister, a men who missed his right hand was cutting in two a beautiful Elven woman while laughing like a madman. I could see the truth, it was the playtime of the Gods. The God of the night was playing with our suffering while the God of the light was playing with our desire for revenge. A sick game where the marked ones tried to get their revenge from the ones who had caused them the most of the pain that they had felt in their lives. Even so, the mark wouldn''t disappear with the time, it was like a mark made with a hot iron, it would last forever. Even though they knew it, they charged against their enemies, there was not a turning point anymore. They would die or they would win, that was all that was left for them to decide. I knew why the God''s champion had appeared in this battle. It wasn''t to save the people, he came here to looking for people with a high holy affinity. How else would you find a people with the highest faith than the ones who were in this hell? If you are innocent after the purification, then you would want revenge against your enemies and you would create more war. A cycle to give a God more power, it was all that it was. That''s why I had to get out of there as soon as possible, for I knew what would happen if they were to discover Frodous. His salvation wouldn''t come from the fight, he would only broke more than he already was That''s why I had to protect him no matter what happened to this world, as I had plans for him in our army. In the middle of the madness and cripple people, I made my way out of that hell. If we were to stay in that place, there would have been only pain waiting for us there. -Kang Yong-Suk Eighth Report - End I decided I''ll give it a proper end. Why? because I''m writing a fic I like more : http://www.royalroadl.com/fiction/2010 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I looked at Frodous, her silky long hair covered my hairy chest, and her narrowed eyes gave a cold hint as she glared at me. - You must raise your son as the green spirit deemed it! -What! I just taught him a single wind spell. - I said, my eyes looking away. - Muu, you haven''t changed since the day you saved me from the confederation army. - Hoy! That incident was the one where you turned into a woman, how else would we be able to conceive a children if it wasn''t for that. The narrative has been illicitly obtained; should you discover it on Amazon, report the violation. That''s right, it has been 12 years since I had awakened my true power and I killed half of the confederation army. After that, I discovered that they had experimented with Frodous to force his ability to turn him into a her! What a great surprise! - You says this, but you son used it to flip the girl''s skirts in his school! - She said pouting while crossing her arms under her large bossom. - I have enough with a pervert in the family. - .... You know I''m only pervert when it comes to you. - I whispered at her ear as I was embracing her in my arms. - I know... - She while giggling. My lips toched hers and we let our lowest insticts to take over our bodies. - End