《LEo》


 Prologue::

    Prologue:


    ¡®Why are you doing this?!¡¯


    A sentence flashes through Leo Lin¡¯s mind as he feels his soul slowly leave his body. This is a pretty normal question for one to ask as they slowly slip into the void. For humans, Life is essentially their most valuable commodity. However to Gods, the gift of life is only a small action made for their own entertainment.


    Ashley the God of All once said, ¡°If I didn¡¯t create life what would I spend all my time doing? A Trillion years all by yourself while being in control of everything is quite lonely I say. So I created mortals to stay entertained as they constantly mess up!¡± How could you blame even God for feeling this way?


    Anyway, back to the story at hand. As Leo Lin¡¯s consciousness slowly drifts away and he continues to question his mortality, his heartbeat slows as the tapioca pearl from his milk tea slowly choked him to death.


    BADUMM...BADUMMM¡­


    Like two beats of a drum, a sound echoes throughout the perpetual darkness of Leo¡¯s consciousness.


    ¡®What is happening, where am I!?¡¯ Leo panics.


    ¡®Is that a heartbeat?¡­ Why the hell am I hearing a heartbeat so soon after I died...¡¯


    ¡°Push God damnit, PUSH!!¡± Someone suddenly yelled.


    ¡®What the hell is going on, who was that? Why the hell are they yelling so loudly!? Why does it feel like I¡¯m being pulled by quicksand!?¡¯ A stream of thoughts rushed through Leo¡¯s head.


    A bright light shined through his eyelids. He slowly opens his eyes as fluids drip down his face. Staring up, the ugliest women he has ever seen stares down at him. Turning his head, he sees the cavern that he came out of and finally understands what just happened. The cavern belonged to his mother, who stares motionlessly at the ceiling with a dagger protruding through her heart.


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    ¡®Holy SH*T!!! Why was I reborn and why the hell does my birth mother have a dagger thru her damn body¡­ Also who the hell is this ugly broad..¡¯


    ¡°Hi little baby, I am your new caretaker now¡­ Time to take you home.¡± Said the ugly woman.


    The ugly woman leans close to Leo¡¯s little ears and mumbles indiscernible sounds. Suddenly, a feeling of tranquility flows through Leo¡¯s body. His body slowly warms up like a cat laying in a patch of sunlight and his eyes grow heavy.


    ¡®Wah...W..hy am I sooo¡­.ti..re...d...zzzz¡¯


    ¡°Fufufu, so cute!! I will raise him in a way those mortal pigs couldn¡¯t dream of!¡± Said the ugly woman as she gets up with the tired baby in her hand. She opens the wood shed door and looks up at the sun peeking over the horizon. With a smile on her ugly face, she triumphantly raises her fist and says, ¡°Time to present our savior to the queen! She will be so happy her son is born.¡±


    End of Prologue


    People¡¯s Notes


    Soul Eating Loli Fox Goddess here!!! So me and my twin sister Soul Eating Loli Bunny Demon are here to preset a new light novel from Gravity Translations. This is a joint collaboration since well¡­.I am pure lazy and need her to kick my a** into gear...ok she also makes this story readable¡­.. Ok it''s just all her *cries*. So please enjoy this new original story ¡°Leo¡±.


    Soul Eating Loli Bunny Demon: I ated a soul and wroted something :3 ?(Fox Goddess says souls make her stupid because it¡¯s a drug to her!!)


    GGP: Hi!


    This is also posted on gravitytales.com first for all who want to read it 3 days before the release here :D

 Chapter 1:

    Chapter 1:


    ¡°My Queen, your son has finally been born.¡±


    A chambermaid says as she kneels in front a canopy bed in a dark room. The curtains of the canopy bed are closed. The moonlight from the windows on the other side room from the chambermaid causes the Queen¡¯s sitting shadow to appear on the lace curtains. A bell rings twice on the grandfather clock against the wall. At the sound of the maid¡¯s voice, a rustling noise permeates the room as a pure white hand appears to part the curtains. The chamber maid looks up at the Queen but dark shadows hide the Queen¡¯s face.


    ¡°Excellent... I can finally rest easy knowing we have hope of survival. It has been too long since we didn¡¯t have to live under the oppression of those barbaric humans.¡±


    The Queen¡¯s fatigued melodic voice sounds through the air. Having worried for days about her kingdom, she had not slept in months.


    ¡°Please go find Yeowla for me, Clarice.¡±


    ¡°Yes your majesty.¡±


    The Queen removes her hand from the curtains and slowly reclines onto the bed. Clarice takes this as her cue to leave, as she gets up and walks out the door.


    ¡­.


    Meanwhile, Leo is locked in his dreamscape completely unaware of what was happening to him.  Unbeknownst to him, his fate had just been set to a life where death would be a reprieve. A life filled with agony, pain and misery. His dreamscape is no better as he slowly relives painful memories of his past life. Torrents of his old regrets rush back to him and remind him of all the things he wished he had accomplished. Each regret that flow by tear at his soul causing him endless mental pain. He tries to scream but not a single sound comes out. Trapped in his nightmare, all he can do is wait.


    Suddenly, the scene of his nightmare completely changes. Leo is completely flabbergasted to find himself standing in a white room filled with his past life¡¯s only true love: glasses of milk tea. In his previous life, he lived for the subtle yet wonderful taste of milk tea. But after a moment, his surprised face vanishes as he remembers his death. After remembering he was betrayed by the love of his life, his heart fills with remorse.


    ¡°HAHAHA! That face is priceless! Perfectly pathetic I say! I haven¡¯t been this entertained for millennia!¡±


    A booming female voice appears out of nowhere causing every glass of milk tea to shudder. The sudden sound in his otherwise quiet dreamscape causes Leo to nearly wet himself. Through all his fear, he manages to squeak out:


    ¡°Who are you and where the hell am I!¡±


    ¡°I am, and we are where I am.¡±


    The voice echoes off the walls, magnifying the authority in the voice. Finally regaining control over his fear, he responds back:


    ¡°B*tch, only God can say that!¡±


    ¡°Who are you to say I am not God, boy! I am because I am. Anything you say is because I am. Your life, death and reason for living is because I am. While on this topic, I dislike being called God. It¡¯s insulting!  It¡¯s like naming a cat Cat. However it seems you mortals have trouble communicating without names, I shall allow you to call me Ashley.¡±


    Leo frantically looks around searching for the source. Finding nothing but milk tea around him, a thought enters his mind: What the f*ck am I searching around for¡­. I am stuck in this Milk Tea world listening to some delusional crazy b*tch talk as if she is God....


    ¡°Fufufu I see you have a sense of humor, boy. Well I guess its about time I showed myself so you can stop whipping your head around looking for me.¡±


    What the f*ck? This b*tch can read my mind?


    Suddenly, the air two meters in front of Leo begins to shudder. Glasses of milk tea in the room begin to resonate with the vibrations in the air.  The milk tea begins to dissolve into tiny little lights and fly towards the disturbance. The lights begin to coalesce and the outline of a little girl start to appear in front of Leo. Within a few minutes, the lights glow brighter as they fill in the outline. Leo averts his eyes until the brightness finally dies down.  When he looks back, his face fills with shock.  The girl in front of him seems to be about 13 years old.  Her young age however didn¡¯t detract any of the womanly charm, she radiated pure sex appeal. Her luscious silver hair cascade past nine furry black tails onto the floor. Her hair seem to give off a light angelic glow which contrast with her two pitch black fox ears. As Leo eyes stare at her ears, his gaze suddenly seemed drawn to the girl¡¯s lavender eyes. Gazing into the dark pupils, he started feeling his soul being drawn from his body. A spark of fear enters his emotions as he quickly turns his gaze onto the creature¡¯s white chiffon dress. Every part of the dress flowed perfectly around her petite body, accentuating every flawless curve. While Leo¡¯s gaze slowly followed the curves of her body, his mind goes blank as blood rushes away from his brain.


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    ¡°Fufufu, a little pervert I see, not even 1 day old in your new body and already lusting over little old me?¡±


    ¡°Wha...Whaaaat!? What are you talking about?... Ummm  uhh¡­  I was just shocked that someone who talks so big¡­.was so small¡­¡±


    Leo quickly stuttered as he fumbled for an excuse for the small tent in his pants


    ¡±Fufufufu, boy you have no idea what you just did¡­ If you dare to call me small again¡­.hmmm wonder if there is Milk Tea in the Abyss?¡±


    Leo stiffens as a cold sweat began forming throughout his body.  His body starts shaking until he goes weak in the knees. Immediately, he falls down and kowtows for the goddess¡¯ forgiveness.


    ¡°Good to see you are not a completely dimwitted boy. It seems I did not make a wrong choice in killing you on Earth. If your reaction just now had been lame, I probably would have sent you into the abyss right then and there. Anyway, this scenery is getting a little boring and I¡¯d rather you entertain me in the world I sent you, so I¡¯ll keep what I have to say short¡­¡­ In your previous world, you displayed the ultimate dedication that a person can show¡­ Albeit towards Milk Tea, but that is irrelevant. Now, I believe that you will get very far in this new world that I dropped you in. Lipshitz is not like your old world of Earth. The strong devour the weak on a regular basis and commoners can become kings if they are motivated enough. Status is determined by the strength of your magic and martial arts..¡±


    ¡°So why the hell do you need me on Lipschitz then?¡±


    ¡°Well... I could tell you the answer¡­ But then I would be telling you the purpose for your life and that''s lame. Not telling you is much more entertaining anyway¡­.. However, I find you amusing boy,  I will tell you this. I will send you to the Milk Tea Galaxy once you finish up on Lipschitz.¡±


    Hearing the words ¡®Milk Tea Galaxy¡¯ pure happiness permeated Leos soul. To Leo, the Milky Tea Galaxy is a realm of pure ecstasy. In all of his bliss, Leo¡¯s consciousness finally dissolves and he slowly fades from the white room. Ashley turns around when suddenly another voice comes from the corner of the room:


    ¡°Fufufufu, We sure did select a wonderfully juicy human to torment this time didn''t we, sister?¡±


    End of Chapter 1


    People¡¯s Notes - mostly author¡¯s notes


    Soul Eating Loli Fox Goddess here!!! To the person from last episode of this tale wanting more description of the birthing process¡­ Sorry I don¡¯t really know...or want to think about¡­ what coming out of a vagina feels like. Anywho, Life made my day by getting my Wittle Sisters ¡°Cavern¡± pun first so a silent round of applause for him. Lasty from me is sorry for the late release¡­ My work at the Soul Eating Academy was hectic so found little energy in my lazy bones to type. So without further ado my charismatic Sister and our minions will say a few words!


    Soul Eating Loli Bunny Demon: I got tired after eating too much souls and fell asleep so dis chappie became late. :3


    Old Meister Blacksmith God: Hrmm... almost nothing to beat out¡­. Mmm ¡­. this story needs more metal... Hrmm¡­. Well Ill come back later if anyone complains¡­ Back to my glorious smithing¡­.


    Still working on Chapter 2. Should have out by today but we make no promises. Normal releases should take 1-3 days each chapter after Chapter 2  depending on life and motivation. Souls who sell themselves to this novel will speed up production so comment please!

 Chapter 2:

    Chapter 2:


    Ashley smirked, ¡°Sister how rude. Why would I, in all my glorious splendor,  reduce myself to tormenting this poor soul? Even if I was willing to, why would I, the all powerful God, expend so much effort to torment someone, Bunnie?¡±


    ¡°Hahahaha, you know as well as I that even we gods must follow the path of Yin & Yang. Although I must admit your sense of humor has reached a new level, forcing poor Leo to become that person''s brother-in-law¡­ does your cruelty know no bounds?¡± Bunnie quipped.


    Ashley couldn¡¯t help but admire her sister''s beauty. In all of the multiverse, only Bunnie was comparable to herself. Twins born from chaos, who embodied the principle of balance. For every part Yang Ashley was, her twin was a perfect balance of Yin. With lustrous dark grey hair flowing down to the ground, which is perfectly accented by her pure white radiant rabbit ears and a little rose hair clip. Her carmine colored eyes seems to emanate red smoke. Bunnie¡¯s body radiated a jet black aura that devours the space surrounding her. She¡¯s wearing a charcoal satin strapless cocktail dress with little silver moons spotted all around.


    ¡°Ummmm Sister you''re drooling¡­¡± Bunnie added once Ashley failed to respond.


    ¡°Hmmm I guess I was, anyway what was that about my cruelty knowing no bounds?¡­ That woman was your creation, all I did was fulfill my duty by placing a strong source of Yang into the world. If that bitch was left alone Chaos would claim another world.¡±


    ¡°Sister you¡¯re quite cute when flustered.¡± Bunnie remarked as she pokes Ashley¡¯s puffed out cheeks. ¡°However I am fully aware of the need to not let another world fall into Chaos. We may be created from Chaos, but we together are the only thing keeping Chaos from consuming all we built.¡±


    ¡°Then why would you allow such a creature to be born into the world, her Yin energy rivals your own? If you gave her time to become a God she could attempt to overthrow you!!¡±


    ¡°Same reason you allowed Leo to join her in that world Ashley. His Yang energy is equally strong, if he cultivates to become a God like us he will also be a threat. You like me both share the same reason so why do you ask?¡±


    ¡°Just teasing you Bunnie! You are just so cute when you are frustrated with me¡­ I love you!¡± Ashley states as she kisses Bunnie on the cheek.


    ¡°Heheheh¡­ I love you too Ashley, but shouldn''t we summon Thumper right...hehehe?¡±


    ¡°Ohhh Sister you are such a pervert. Come here and lets get this over with.¡± Ashley could barely contain her giddiness. The creation of a familiar between these two primordial gods could only be done in one way: The perfect exchange of Yin and Yang energy thru the mouth.


    Bunnie cups her hand onto Ashley¡¯s lower back and pulls her in close.  Ashley looks down as her face starts turning a bit red. The only thing that can be heard in the quiet room is two hearts pounding rapidly. With the other, she touches Ashley¡¯s chin and lifts her head up. Looking into Ashley¡¯s lavender eyes, Bunnie pauses as Ashley''s burning soul tugs at her heart. Seeing this hesitation, Ashley puts a hand behind Bunnie¡¯s head and pulls her in. Both of them slowly close their eyes when their lips meet. A spark flys between their lips as they start pecking each others lips. After a bit, Ashley begins tracing Bunnie¡¯s bottom lip with her tongue. The taste of pomegranate dominates every inch of her mouth. A moan escapes from Ashley¡¯s mouth.


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    While the two sisters were lost in the moment, a massive vortex of Yin and Yang energy starts coalescing ten meters away. Slowly, the opposing forces compress together to form a little white rabbit: Thumper. Each and every lustful second of the kiss brought the creation of Thumper closer to completion. Finally just as Ashley let loose her moan, the process finished. As Thumper opens her eyes, the first thing she sees is the goddess and she couldn¡¯t help but feel embarrassed by their passionate display. Finally as both were about to take it to the ground, she couldn''t help but interrupt them.


    ¡°Um¡­ Moms¡­ you can stop now¡­.¡±


    The goddess turn towards their daughter and remove themselves from each others embrace.  Their faces go from the shade of lustful pink to an embarrassed crimson.


    ¡°Huh¡­ Hmmmm¡­ Ohh Yea! We were summoning Thumper!¡± Bunnie exclaim as she completely forgot what they were doing..


    ¡°Ahhh Thumper, you sly devil interrupting your mothers fun!¡± Ashley cries on the verge of tears after being interrupted.


    ¡°Moms!! You were ignoring me and getting all¡­...I am not going to say it, so don¡¯t give me those faces!!!¡± exclaims Thumper.


    ¡°Now, now sweetheart... We understand that it was uncomfortable to watch, but it is the only way to get the perverted Stork God to allow us to summon you. You don¡¯t even want to know what we had to do to create you¡­¡± Bunnie stated as she reminisced about creating Thumper.


    ¡°MOM!! Thats embarrassing. I can¡¯t be a bride if anyone ever hears this!!!¡±


    ¡°It¡¯s ok Thumper you can still be a bride. Anyway Dear, we already found you a wonderful man and you are going to be his familiar.¡± says Ashley.


    ¡°Ummmmm is he cute?¡± Thumper shyly asks.


    ¡°Does your Moms ever torment anyone not cute?¡± Ashley asks while chuckling.


    ¡°Yay! You¡¯re the best Moms ever!¡± Thumper hops up and down in joy as she is finally allowed to leave the God¡¯s plane of existence to spend time with her new man.


    ¡°Now come on dear you know full well we will have to erase your memories before you can become a familiar. It is part of the balance that a creature of the god realm may not enter the human realm with memories or powers. You will have to rely on you intuition to become strong again and claim Leo as your own.¡± Bunnie explains.


    ¡°I know Mother¡­. Will I ever see you both again?¡± Thumper asks as tear start running down her fluffy cheeks.


    ¡°Of course my dear¡­ Well time to send you off¡­. We will miss you dearly.¡±


    ¡­¡­.


    Meanwhile in the Queen¡¯s castle, a bright light surges in the corner of sleeping Leo¡¯s room.


    End of Chapter 2:


    Soul Eating Loli Fox Goddess here!!! Another chapter is done and I must say¡­. SO MUCH DIALOG¡­. Well I swear we are finally getting back to Leo and the normal Wuxia theme¡­..Hopefully¡­. Maybe? Well anyway I have crossed another thing of my bucket list: I have written about a yuri loli nekomimi goddess makeout session¡­.phew that is a lot of titles¡­. well I enjoyed it and I hope you did too. Anyways I hope to have the next chapter out soon¡­.though we will see¡­. Bunnie has been daydreaming since our little creation of Thumper after all¡­. Anywho off to the ever eloquent Bunnie¡­¡­...


    Soul Eating Loli Bunny Demon:  After sleepie, I killie and people dies.  Then I nom nom on their souls. Lastly, I kissy sis :3