《-An Unusual VRMMO Experience-》 Days 1-7... Day 1: Hi my name is Adam, I¡¯m seventeen and am currently in 11th grade. Ah, school is finally over. I can¡¯t wait to hang out with friends, go to the beach or pool, and go to summer camps¡­ Not! This summer I¡¯m determined to not let a single drop of sunlight touch my skin. In fact, a new VRMMO game is coming out today where you can experience all five of your senses. People, all over the world are lining up to get a copy, including me. Currently I¡¯m waiting in line behind a sweaty man wearing an elf costume and a muscle freak with nothing on but a speedo, but you know, I feel strangely comfortable. No I do not have a sweat or speedo fetish, if those are even things, but it¡¯s kinda like being squished between two oddly shaped pillows. Oh! the doors opened. Hey stop pushing, what¡¯s with this crowd. Ouch. Grandma! Why are you here. Ouch! Grandma why did you hit me. What do you mean I¡¯m not going fast enough, ouch ouch, ok I get it I¡¯ll move faster.
Day 2: Huff...Huff¡­ I was in that hell hole for over an entire day. Who knew my grandma knew such¡­ explicit language. Whatever, all I have to do now is start it up. What is this? I need a new console too. Where can I get that? Huh, the store I was just at is the only place to buy the system? I have to go back there? Noooo.
Day 3: How can a lady over 90 even move like that!? Is my spine meant to bend that way? It¡¯s fine as long as I have the things I need to play with. Who needs a spine anyway? Over rated! Am I right? Ooo, I get to pick a name. Hmmm¡­ what about Wolf? Yeah that sounds good. Wolf it is. ¡°Shua¡± wow, so this is the game world. I wonder what skill I should pick first. Oh! Cooking that sounds helpful. Blacksmithing, sign me up. Earth magic huh? Why not I guess that sounds fine too. WHAT? You can only have four skills at the start. Why did no one tell me this? Oh wait it might of been in the tutorial I skipped. Oh well. So for my last skill¡­ martial arts sounds pretty strong. Ah it¡¯s so late already. I guess I¡¯ll just log on tomorrow.
Day 4: So¡­ I read the forums. Apparently, all my skills are useless. Cooking, no one wants it, after all bread fills up your satiety and water your thirst. Blacksmithing, what¡¯s the point, gathering ores is hard, and it¡¯s cheaper to buy from a store. Earth magic, is supposedly the lamest of all the magic types since all it can do is trip up enemies. Even martial arts is considered pretty bad, it can¡¯t break through armor and is consider weaker than swords, magic, and archery. Well, I can only have one account unless I go ask for one of grandma¡¯s games. Yep, only one account. I should just make the best out of it for now and go try hunting some monsters. Look, a slime. It¡¯s the most basic of basic monsters. Even I should be able to beat that. ¡°Pow¡± ¡°Bang¡± ¡°Crack.¡± What the hell! Why is that slime lvl 20. What kinda messed up developer put that right outside the main gate. Now I have bruises where bruises should never be. I don¡¯t think I can be a bride anymore. Wahhhh.
Day 5: Since hunting didn¡¯t go all too well last time, I guess I can try my hand at leveling up my cooking skill. Two hours later. Wow. This is surprisingly easy. There we go another pancake done. The narrative has been stolen; if detected on Amazon, report the infringement.
Your cooking skill has leveled up.
Current Cooking lvl: 5
Yum! These things are pretty tasty. It sucks how no one wants anything other than that extremely cheap bread though. Patience Wolf patience. They¡¯ll eventually see your worth. Yeah, eventually. *A single tear rolls down the side of his face*.
You have earned a new title!
¡®Huh? Maybe good things do happen sometimes¡¯
Title: CryBaby - Options: None
¡®Curse you cruel developers!¡¯
Day 6: I got invited to my first party today. After I told them my skill set¡­ I got kicked out of my first party today. On the bright side, I¡¯m level 4 now from killing these weird gopher monsters I found in the field. Also, my earth magic is lvl 6 and can tie up small creatures and even my martial arts went up 2 levels allowing me to kick and punch harder. Maybe my luck is finally looking up.
You have earned a new title
¡®Told ya¡¯
Title: One with False Hope - Options: Pity from others
Yep. Time to throw this defective game out.
Day 7: I have found an effective method of hunting today. I crafted a frying pan with my blacksmithing skill and can heat it with my cooking skill while beating monsters with it. Yeah, I do look like some new kind of sadist cartoon character, running at small animals with a burning frying pan. However, you know what, it¡¯s effective. Because of this new style of tormenting those smaller than me, I¡¯ve managed to reach lvl 10 with all my skills lvl 7 or higher. Players are even starting to buy the better quality made weapons and food from players as their maximum satiety increase. I even managed to sell four pancakes today. I wonder what tomorrow holds in store. I think I understand the basics of fighting now and in a few levels I¡¯ll be able to get my revenge of those green blobs of death. Hehehe what a wonderfully day that will be.
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Days 8-14... Day 8: Today is the day. I shall slay that vile blob of goo and dine on its leftovers. I got up early today and have been grinding on gophers¡­ I mean grinding gophers¡­ as in killing them (sure ya did Wolfy). Anyway, I am now lvl 20, the same lvl as that slime that killed me that day. I even bought some new armor with the money I earned from selling pancakes. Just you wait slime, It¡¯s time to die. Ten Minutes Later. There it is. Hell incarnate. Don¡¯t be confused by its squishy demeanor, it is made of 10% sugar 10% spice and 100% evil (Um¡­ isn¡¯t that 120%, i¡¯ll just let him have his moment, I guess). ¡°Take this slime!¡± POW, I did it, I hit ¡®em. Hahaha not so tough now are ya. Hmm? What¡¯s this? Monster description? I guess it wouldn¡¯t hurt to check, before killing you.
Baby Slime - Description: A baby slime, that inhabits the plains. It is not advisable to hit it, as it will alert its mother of its attacker.
¡®Hahah, what¡¯s this about Mother slimes...hmm, for some reason it got dark all of a sudden.¡¯ ¡°What the hell!¡± A giant slime was behind the naive little wolf. It towered a whole 5 feet above him and was currently staring daggers at the poor little adventure that harmed her son. ¡°Oh, mother slime, I was just playing with your son. Yep, just playing, definitely not trying to eat his leftovers or anything hahah¡­¡± Crash ¡°Aahhhh¡± Back at the respawn point: ¡°How the hell would I know that it would have a mother?¡±
Day 9: After being killed yesterday by that overgrown blob, I decided to go back to making food. Recently, I discovered a new dish called Gopher Soup that adds two points to strength for 10 minutes. It¡¯s not a lot but, at least I¡¯m getting somewhere. Hmm? When did all these people get here? Why are they staring at the soup? No don¡¯t get closer. Back! Back I tell you! Stop walking towards me yo savages. Someone¡­ anyone¡­ Woosh a cloaked individual falls from the roof right in front of my pot. ¡°Oy, get in line, don¡¯t charge the man¡± My savior *eyes sparkle* has come. ¡°Now, how about handing that pot over before anyone gets hurt.¡± Huh? Why? Aren¡¯t you my savior? What¡¯s with your eyes? No, not you too. AHHHH! After the dish was sold ¡°Thanks for the food, man.¡± this hooded mother*ucker dares say that after what he just put me through. ¡°Don¡¯t look at me like I¡¯m some sort of monster.¡± ¡°What are you talking about, you made me cook for well over 3 hours.¡± ¡°I mean you made some money, so what¡¯s the problem?¡± ¡°Don¡¯t you ¡®what¡¯s the problem¡¯ me, you even took some of the gold¡± ¡°Well...it¡¯s not like I did it for you or anything *blushes* hmph.¡± ¡°Don¡¯t freaking act tsundere!¡±
Day 10: The weird guy yesterday that extorted me, is named King. Apparently, he wants me to join his party. I didn''t want to at first, but he wore me out. So, right now we are going out to hunt some wolves. Is this alright? It¡¯s not counted as cannibalism right? I mean only my name is Wolf. Later that evening Oh mer gawd dish shit is amazing. I am currently stuffing my face full of juicy wolf steak. ¡°Hey, wolf, this is really good.¡± the greedy king that is currently sitting across from me said enjoying the steak I made. ¡°If you even think of extorting me again¡­¡± ¡°Don¡¯t worry, not until at least 3:00¡± ¡°What are you talking about it¡¯s already 2:50?¡± ¡°Oh looks like we have our first customer¡± ¡°What?! I still have blisters from yesterday.¡± ¡°Do you wanna deny this guy.¡± *looks up at the 7 foot man with pure black armor, breathing like darth vader* ¡°How may I help you sir?¡±
Day 11: Should I even go into the game today. I mean I leveled up all my skills past 10 and my cooking skill is now at 23. But, that demon might be there. Nah, it should be fine...right? ¡°Shua¡± ¡°Oh hey Wolf¡± ¡°Are you *ucking kidding me¡± *cries*
Day 12: Hahahah I can finaly solo the wolves now. With my martial arts leveling up I can do spinning kicks as well as some weird trick moves I thought up. It works in perfect sync with my earth magic which can now even type up medium sized monsters like the wolves. If this keeps up I¡¯ll be able to go into the forest and hunt. I can¡¯t wait! Oh hey King. Why are there are bunch of people following you? Why are they drooling? KING!!! This novel''s true home is a different platform. Support the author by finding it there.
Day 13: Today, I think I should try out my blacksmithing skill some more and make some unique weapons for myself. BANG BANG BANG Whew, hitting an anvil all day is trying. At least I can really start making my new weapons now. O! This design looks nice. Yep, I should definitely add spikes. Oh an extendable knife at the top would be cool too. Black wolf leather, definitely cooler. Many pointless changes later Ha it¡¯s finally done. I wonder how i turned out.
Modified Gloves
Creator:WolfDurability:100/100
Rank:Unique
A pair of gloves that some sadistic individual modified. Knives and studded spikes make up this death gauntlet. But seriously, no normal person would make these, unless they went through some horrible, irreversible trauma - Options: +15 strength +10% punching damage +10% cutting damage
Other than the description, this item is pretty good. I can¡¯t wait to test it out. Hehehe, sorry little gophers.
Day 14: Not much happened today other than the fact a system notification went out to all players informing us of an update:
Hello everyone! In two days, we will be updating Nova Scope. You can all look forward to it, since we will be adding new types of ores, weapons, and ingredients. We will also be opening two more cities to explore. However, the most exciting thing will be the introduction of familiars. Yes that¡¯s right, we will be adding pets that will fight alongside you as you progress in your epic adventure. All players will get a random egg. Remember, you may only receive one egg, so what you get is what you get. Thanks everyone and enjoy the game.
It was extremely exciting. I wonder what type of monster I will get for a pet, a bear, a tiger, or maybe even a dragon. I¡¯m so excited! I guess I¡¯ll just butcher some little bunnies until then.
You have earned a new title
Title: Bunny mass murderer - Option: All bunnies will fear your presence. If you ever go to a bunny party, the room will be silent. Forget about dating a cute bunny princess, the bunny king will never allow it. Some bunnies may even call you the executioner or a devil.
I¡¯m not even sure what to make of this. Oh well! Lalalala. Bunny Perspective: The demon has once again entered our home territory. I can only watch as he laughs and swings the bloody death gauntlet at my kind. Oh great bunny spirit please save me and my kind before he does us all in. Why is he staring at me? No no nooooo. Wolf¡¯s perspective: ¡°Man that was some good bunny soup. I even got a lucky rabbits foot. Maybe my luck is finally looking up.¡±
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Days 15-17... Day 15: Today, I trained with King, who was surprisingly serious for once. It seems everyone is training really hard today. The reason being another system message that was released:
Hello everyone! In commemoration of introducing familiars to the game, we will be holding a tournament in 3 days. This tournament will allow you to get a better understanding of your familiar as it will be your partner in the fights. As for the prize, it will be a special skill only learnable by the winner¡¯s familiar. Have fun everyone and enjoy the game!
I can¡¯t wait. It¡¯ll be fun fighting along side my familiar. I wonder how well my skills will hold up to others in PVP. Well, it¡¯s not like I expect to win, but a unique skill sounds really nice, I wonder what it could be! Oh! As for my current status, I¡¯m currently level 35. My martial arts skill achieved lvl 50 and ranked up to Krav Maga lvl 1. Apparently, Krav Maga is a special martial arts, made by the israeli army, that corresponds to how I fight. Ever since my martial arts skill ranked up, fighting has become a lot easier. As for my other skills, earth magic is now lvl 35, blacksmithing is only at lvl 20, and my cooking skill is almost ready to rank up at lvl 46. Today has been unexpectedly prosperous. The only bad thing is it seems I can¡¯t find any rabbits to cook, I wonder why I can¡¯t see them anywhere.
Day 16: Today everyone received a special egg in their mailbox. Its description:
Familiar Egg
Creator???Durability:1/1
Rank:Special Event Item
A mysterious egg that appeared in every adventurers¡¯ mailbox one day. It seems to hold a monster of some sort. What could be inside?
The one I received was green in color with spots of blue dabbed on its surface. According to the forums, all of the eggs will hatch at noon. Until then, i¡¯ll just continue killing the wolves and bears with King in the forest.
Two Hours Later. King and I just finished a dungeon appropriately named [Black Bear¡¯s Cave] After killing countless wolves and goblins, we arrived at the final corridor. Inside slept a 3 meter wide bear covered in dark fur. After around 30 minutes of fighting it non-stop, the last of its health hit ¡°0¡± and it bursted into hundreds of pieces of brightly shining gold and a few mysterious looking pieces of equipment. After some talk, King took three of the items while I took the other two. The ones I received were ¡°Black Bear¡¯s Claws¡± that gave me a boost in strength and speed as well as a special skill that allowed me to strengthening my kicks for 10 minutes and ¡°Black Bear¡¯s Tunic¡±. The later was extremely ominous looking. It had a dark hood that covered my face as well an insignia of a ferocious bear on the back. It was a pretty nice item considering the fact that it gave me a huge boost in defense; however, the best part of it was the fact that it gave me a skill that boosted my affinity with nature for an hour. Hehehe now I can lure those cute little bunnies out even though they continue to evade me. I can¡¯t wait to taste sweet rabbit soup once more (Damn Wolf! You are one sick bastard). Anyways, soon it will be noon and I¡¯ll finally get to see what familiar will hatch my egg. ¡°Hey Wolf.¡± King called over to me, now doned in his own black bear items. ¡°Hm?¡± I asked questionably. If this is about cooking again! I¡¯ll slay him out here and now. ¡°I was wondering about what you¡¯re gonna do for the tournament.¡± King answered shivering from the cold gaze I was giving him. ¡°Oh, that¡¯s all you wanted to ask about?¡± I said easing up. ¡°Yea, I was wondering if you had any special skills or plans.¡± ¡°Nope, why, do I need any?¡± ¡°Nah, I was just wondering if you were any good at pvp.¡± ¡°Dunz know. I guess I¡¯ll just go with the flow.¡± ¡°Ha, you should just pretend your opponents are rabbits. No one could beat you then.¡± ¡°What do you mean?¡± ¡°...¡± King was dumbfounded, thinking ¡®is this guy just stupid? or...¡¯ In the midst of thought on whether the guy in front of him an idiot or not his bag started shaking. ¡°What the?¡± I let a startled yelp out as my bag started shaking as well. *Boom* a huge cloud of smoke enveloped the large corridor as something from inside my bag flew out. ¡°Woah cool! So this is a familiar¡± King looked with eyes of admiration as a bear club nuzzled against the back of his right leg. ¡®Oh a bear!¡¯ I thought with expectant eyes as my own cloud of smoke dispersed. Once the smoke cleared a roundish mass appeared with blood red eyes and a gooey body. Taken from Royal Road, this narrative should be reported if found on Amazon. ¡°What the hell!¡± I let out a scream as my new companion stood before me. No it wasn¡¯t a wolf, bear, or dragon, but , instead, a¡­ slime. That¡¯s right, in front of me was my mortal enemy. A being in my eyes as the root of all evil, and now it was before me looking up with gleaming eyes full of wonder. ¡°Momma?¡± The thing said with a cute smile. ¡®Don¡¯t get pulled into its cuteness¡¯ I thought to myself. After all, this was the monster that caused all that despair (What despair? All it did was protect itself and the worst that happened was that you died twice). This enfolding of events was worse than the time my grandma took me shopping and forgot me at the mall for four days. ¡°No!¡± Wolf said with a scowl. ¡°Momma!¡± the slime jumped into my forearms. What the hell, I just said no, is this thing stupid. ¡°Hey dev. team I want another egg.¡± I screamed at the ceilings.
I am sorry. You may only receive one familiar egg. Just deal with it you freaking crybaby.
As the message flashed before my eyes I had an unexplainable urge to lay down in a fetal position while my self-proclaimed child sat on top of my head.
Day 17: I tried to shake off the thing that followed me everywhere, but it just kept bouncing right alongside me. I eventually, just gave in and tried to make do with my current situation. Who knows maybe it will be surprisingly helpful. Later. ¡°Are you kidding me.¡± I yelled into my hands. This slime had almost no uses. At first I tried getting it to attack a nearby wolf, but it was just stepped on and died. Afterwards, I got it to attack one of the beginner level gopher monsters but it couldn¡¯t catch it. Not only was it weak but also incredibly slow. ¡°Ahhh¡± I let out a bloodcurdling scream as I chucked the useless ball of goo at a nearby monster. *Plop* ¡°What the¡­¡± I couldn¡¯t believe my eyes as I stared at what just happened. Instead of bouncing off the monster, the slime engulfed its head and was slowly draining its health. Yep, I said engulfed. Apparently, it was suffocating the poor wolf as it wrapped around the beast''s mouth. ¡°Pfft..This has to be a joke.¡± I chuckled. I mean now it can help fight but¡­. isn¡¯t this kinda cruel. *Ding* In mid-laugh the system alerted me of a message:
Your familiar has just learned a new skill
Skill Name:Skill Rank/Type:Skill Level:Skill Experience:
Suffocating SlimeUnique Racial Skill10%
You have somehow found a use for your formally thought useless pet. It can¡¯t do anything on its on, but since you decided to throw it in a fit a rage it became desperate to please you, and swallowed up your opponents head causing the target to suffocate. Effects: 10 damage a second; reduced enemy speed by 15%. Cost: 25 mana.
¡°Um.. good job?¡± I gave a pat on what I thought to be the slime¡¯s head as its eyes beamed up at me. ¡®Maybe this familiar isn¡¯t as bad as I thought¡¯ ¡°Momma!¡± The little guy was so happy it jumped up at me and¡­. engulfed my head too. ¡°Ahhhh!¡± I screamed as my health slowly reduced to 0.
Back at the Respawn Point: ¡°Why¡­ just why?¡± I started crying. ¡°Momma?¡± the slime looked up as if nothing happened. Slime¡¯s Perspective: Momma is walking so fast. Better run and catch up. I failed at fighting the wolf that momma sent me out to attack. I couldn''t catch the gopher thing. I can¡¯t really help momma with anything. Oh momma¡¯s throwing me at that monster. I want to be of use to momma! *Plop* Momma said I did good. I¡¯m so happy. Maybe momma wants me to swallow momma¡¯s head too. Hmm? Why is momma screaming? Is mamma happy? I hope so. Back at the respawn point: I teleported to some place after momma fainted. Why is momma sad? Did I do something wrong? Does momma want me to swallow momma¡¯s head again? Well if momma insists...
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Day 18... Day 18: Today is the day the tournament begins. Supposedly, it can last anywhere from 1-10 days as the number of participants is undetermined. As soon as I logged in, just like every other player, the system asked me
Would you like to join Special Event: Familiar-Owner Tournament.
As soon as I said yes, the slime, whom I have named Goo, and I were teleported into the middle of the city. Before us stood a massive circular building constructed of stone with murals painted along its side. All around its base stood massive doors, or should I say holes, big enough for an elephant to pass through without trouble. It was as if I was sent back in time to ancient Rome, standing in front of the great colosseum of lore. It was an amazing site, or would have been if some kinda ball of disgusting wasn¡¯t clinging to my face. ¡°Goo, down!¡± ¡°Momma¡± the ball of slime said as it slowly descended from its resting place, which just happened to be my freaking face. ¡°Today, we are going to fight against others, so I need you to listen and follow my orders, Ok?¡± ¡°Momma!¡± Goo said shaking its head. ¡®Is momma the only word it knows?¡¯ I thought pondering if it was just toying with me. ¡®Well no-matter, let¡¯s just sign up¡¯ As I walked to one of the huge doors that surrounded the arena, a blue haired lady came up to me carrying a transparent clipboard. ¡°Hello.¡± The lady said with a bright smile. ¡°Um...hello?¡± ¡°Are you going to be participating in today¡¯s event?¡± ¡°Y-yeah¡± I said flustered ¡°Great. Then please just sign in, and you can enter to prepare for the first round.¡± She extended the shiny metal tablet towards me indicating that I needed to sign it. ¡°O..okay¡± I grabbed the pen she handed me and quickly signed on the dotted line indicated by a red arrow. ¡°Ok. Thank you... Wolf, you may now enter and wait to be called. Your tournament number is 235.¡± ¡°Number?¡± I asked confused. ¡°Oh¡­ great another idiot¡± she said with eyes full of disdain. ¡°What did you call me?!¡± I bursted out at the sudden rude remark. ¡°Ah nothing, anyway a number is what you will be called by inside the tournament. Once your number is called, in your case 235, you go up to fight.¡± ¡°Oh.¡± ¡°How about a thank you.¡± the rude person in front of me demanded. ¡°Excuse me?" ¡°Hmph you heard me.¡± ¡°Fine¡± I said with a mischievous grin appearing on my face. ¡°Goo, go give her a proper ¡®thank you¡¯¡± ¡°Momma¡± as the words left my mouth, my pet slime that was just previously on my shoulder, shot off like a rocket and attached itself to her face. In a city, you can¡¯t physically hurt anyone, but having a Goo stuck on your head is annoying in its own. ¡°Theres your thank you¡± I said staring down as the woman rolled on the ground struggling to tear my familiar off of herself. ¡®Aw, I misjudged my pet does have some uses¡¯ I thought to myself. It was quite an interesting display for passerbyes, a cloaked man and a little green monster harassing a tournament host, but oh well, what¡¯s done is done. Might as well go in. As I stepped over the person whom my slime was attached to, I walked into a room reserved for competitors. Inside, were individuals of all shapes and colors. If I looked one way, I could see demi-humans with deep scars across their faces and if I looked the other I could see elves and dwarves fighting it out over some sort of conversation. It was a very...peculiar room. I decided to just ignore the other contestants and sat down on a bench with my number inscribed in golden letters on it. After around ten minutes the first numbers were called and 8 people left the room. As they left, a monitor slowly descended from the ceiling that showed the insides of various rooms that were currently holding matches. All were rather boring except one. Room #29. In it two people were fighting it out, or should I say one person was fighting while the other was solely focused on defending. A black form was constantly whizzing past a werewolf whose body was covered in deep red gashes. ¡®So King''s doing well.¡¯ I thought to myself. If it wasn¡¯t for the fact that I knew of King¡¯s abilities it would have been impossible for me to discern who it was as they were going to fast for the untrained eye to see. However, since I trained with King for so long I knew most of his abilities. One of which was called GodSpeed. When he activated it he could move up to four times faster than his normal abilities and since he invested almost all of his stats in strength and agility when he used the skill, it was well...fast. In no time, the werewolf collapsed on the floor and turned into a pillar of red light, signifying his/her demise. At the same time, the black shadow that was causing the werewolf so much pain stopped moving and returned back to the gate from which he first emerged. ¡®I can¡¯t wait to fight one myself too¡¯ I thought as my legs shook from excitement. After a good 30 minutes of waiting a *ding* sound could be heard in my head, marking that it was my time to fight. I walked out of the waiting room and into a big stadium like the ones I saw on the monitors. Behind me was Goo and across was a gate that was yet to be open. ¡®Hmm? Is the other guy not ready yet¡¯ As I was pondering, the gate started to move and a figure emerged. The story has been taken without consent; if you see it on Amazon, report the incident. ¡°You!¡± The emerging figure and I both screamed at the same time. In front of me stood my opponent, a leather garbed women with...blue hair. Yep, It was the lady I met at the entrance. ¡°So, I get to teach you some manners now huh?¡± she said, as if she had already won. ¡°Goo.¡± ¡°Momma¡± ¡®Did I just see her shiver, hehehe, I can use this¡¯ I thought. As she regained her composure, she took up a fighting stance and yelled at me: ¡°Prepare to die¡± *Boom* in a split-second her figure turned into a flash of grey. She whizzed past me and turned to face my back. As her knife descended on my shoulders a vine shot up from the ground and attached itself to the woman''s leg. "Fue?" She let out a confused sound as the vine attached itself and held her down. ''I''m guessing she''s never seen earth magic before'' well not many people chose it considering most believe it to be weak in comparison to other types of magic, so I guess her surprise should be expected. Even though she was extremely fast, her speed is useless, if she¡¯s all tied up. After, I let her struggle for a few more seconds, I raised my leg and struck down on her side causing a big damage number to pop up in my field of vision. After testing my kick and seeing that it was effective, I extended the studs and blades in my gloves and rained down a storm of blows onto my helpless opponent. Faster than my Goo could say ¡°Momma," she turned into a bright red light, only leaving a pool of blood behind.
"Well, that was fun" I said while stretching my hands behind my back. After the fight concluded I was instructed to return back to my gate and from their go to a room and wait for my next fight. As I walked into the chamber indicated, I could feel a dozen or so pairs of eyes training on me. Those around me had faces of disgust, admiration, and some even had hints of challenge. ¡°Goo do you know what¡¯s going on?¡± I turned towards my shoulder were Goo was currently situated. ¡°Momma¡­¡± Goo shook its head. ¡°Well whatever, I¡¯ll just have to wait until my next fight starts anyway.¡± Ignoring the gazes around me, I plopped down onto the nearest bench and began eating some of my pancakes, which I made before coming here. I didn¡¯t know this until later, but apparently when you punch someone to death with ease and laugh as their blood gets all over you, people tend to give you funny looks. The fact that my pet slime was screaming ¡®momma¡¯ the entire time I was slaughtering the tied up girl didn¡¯t help either.
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Days 19-21... Sorry for the short chapter! I just wanted to put something out here this week. With finals and all my schedule has been packed and I haven''t had time to write. Sorry once again for any inconvenience.
Day 19: Today I only fought one battle in the the tournament. When I walked into the arena, a wizard in a blue cloak and a suit of armor with blood red eyes stood before me. Apparently, the wizard had a familiar called Blood Knight that could do almost anything a warrior could do. Anyway this is how the battle went: ¡°Hahahah, Blood Knight, look at this chump in front of us with his stupid pet slime,¡± the guy dressed in the wizard¡¯s robe burst out laughing at my appearance. ¡°Hahaha, indeed master, he is a what you call, chump¡± the suit of armor could apparently speak, even if his voice was kinda metallic. ¡°By the way master, after this fight I plan to go back to the countryside and get married.¡± ¡°Blood Knight¡­¡± The magician said his eyes brimming with tears. *Stab* A sword pierced through the magician¡¯s familiar turning it into grey dust. I mean, I wasn''t just gonna wait for them to finish their little soap opera. Freaking weirdos. ¡°Ahhhh!¡± The wizard let out a scream as his friend died before him. ¡°He said he was going to start a nail salon.¡± ¡®He did?¡¯ I thought ¡®When did he say that?¡¯ ¡°Red Knight, I shall avenge you!¡± ¡®Wasn¡¯t his name Blood Knight, is this guy okay? Like mentally?¡± ¡°You shall pay...Omh Rah Hua Cha Liu¡­¡± He started to cast a spell but it was kinda long. At first, I sat down, since I felt bad about not waiting before. But, it just kept going on and on, until I couldn¡¯t wait anymore. As I lost my patience, I simply walked up to him and kicked him right between his legs. A satisfactory *crunch* sound could be heard as the man went limp and face planted into the ground. ¡°You win this time but next time¡­¡± He was saying something, but by that point in time, I was really fed up with the dude and decided to just stab him. A ¡°Winner¡± sign appeared above my head; however, in all honesty I don¡¯t really feel like I¡¯ve accomplished anything today. How did this guy even make it to the second round? The world may never know.
Day 20: After the second round concluded, only a few hundred people remained. Since, so many people were eliminated, no fights were scheduled today. Instead, all the contestants were urged to level up or go on small quests. As for me, I''m sneaking out of the city so that a certain sadistic King doesn''t see me. "Hey Wolf!" "Are you *ucking kidding me?" *cries* (I''ve seen this scene somewhere before.) "Momma" "You shut up." *cries more* Today''s Results: My Level: 42 Skills: Krav Maga: Lvl 20, Earth Magic: Lvl 42, Blacksmithing: Lvl 21, Cooking ---> Rank Up ---> Exotic Cooking: Lvl: 5. I even got a new title when my cooking skill reached lvl 50 and ranked up.
Title: Exotic Cook - Description: Being one of the first 100 people to rank up your cooking skill, you have gained the hidden title "Exotic Cook." Options - When you cook with monster meat/drops, satiety and stat bonuses upon eating the dishes will increases by an additional 10%. All stats +5.
Day 21: The tournament''s third round was today. My number wasn''t called for for a while, so I just sat down in the waiting room. While I thinking of ways to kill King, a skeleton walked up to me. I was kinda surprised at first, since I have never seen an undead creature before, but it turned out it was just someone''s familiar. The owner was a small elf with clear blue eyes. Enjoying the story? Show your support by reading it on the official site. "Um...hello" said the elf, who was apparently a girl, even though I couldn''t tell since a robe was covering her face "Momma?" Goo answered for me. "Ah!" the girl jumped back in surprised. ''You have a skeleton as a pet, but you are afraid of a slime?'' I questioned in my head. ''Not that I blame her, Slimes are vicious offsprings of satan after all.'' "Momma" Goo looked up at me obliviously. "So what do you want" I asked as she recovered herself. "I was wondering if you wanted to partner up for the 4th round and up. I''ve seen you fight and you were really good." Her eyes were sparkling with admiration. "Partner?... Oh yeah, it did say something like that." In the guide for the tournament. It stated that for the 4th round and up, it will be 2 on 2 battles. I tried to block that part out of my memory since, I thought I would have to pair up with King, but if someone else was willing... that means I don''t have to fight with that food monger. "Sure!" I stated. Actually, I was quite happy having a partner other than King. "Great, I have to go now, but... I''ll see you soon." With that she ran off. ''What a fast conversation.'' I thought not letting it get to me. *Ding* Oh I''m up, guess it''s time to go slaughtered some fools.
Hmm? In front of me was a...peculiar sight. A tiger beastmen getting a belly rub from some sort of pixie. ¡°Do we start?¡± I asked the ref. ¡°I...I don¡¯t know¡± He looked nervous as sweat dripped off his face. ¡°Well, can I kill them?¡± I questioned not really sure of what to do myself. ¡°Um...sure?¡± ¡°Prrrr¡± The beastman said. ¡®What the hell do I do with this guy?¡¯ I started walking up to him with my gloves ready but as I got closer, nothing changed. When I was right over his face, I extended one of the knives from the gloves, and slowly stabbed the tiger. "Purr!" The tiger man looked up at me with cold dead eyes and purred with more force. I couldn''t understand what was happening and just kept stabbing him. "Puurrrrr!" This time he stared at me with eyes of...admiration, is he getting something out of this? At this time, I was kinda scared and backed off, the beastman''s health hovering right over the 50 pt mark. "Keep going! I need more!" It let out a scream. I was so suprised I ended up decapitating him, but before he turned into bright light I could have sworn he gave me a thumbs up looking satisfied. Why do I fight all the freaks. How did these types of people even make it this far? A ¡°Winner¡± sign appeared above my head. Seriously, why don¡¯t I feel as if I¡¯ve accomplished anything? I mean I won¡­ but he just sat there. Did he like it? I...I''m just going to go take a nap for a while.
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Critism, Suggestions, Comments, and Discussion I am mainly writing this story in order to become a better writer. If you have any suggestions or changes you would have me make, please comment below. Ty :D Day 22... Hello everyone. As of this chapter I will start putting in more of my own comments. These will be in parenthesis and will have no relevance to the actual story. Why am I doing this? Someone gave me a suggestion to do this and I decided to try it out. Sorry for being so late on the updates, let¡¯s not tell anyone about this okay? *Hands virtual cookie over discreetly* I was sick, and exams are a thing, and other excuses (basically I¡¯m very very lazy). So yeah¡­ enjoy.
Day 22: Today was the first time I would be fighting in a 2 on 2 battle (4 on 4 if you counted familiars). I ended up with that hooded girl. Apparently, she¡¯s an elf named Isi. Who names their character that anyways? (Isi does, Silly Wolf) She has blue eyes, matching blue hair, and she was on the short side. Like really short side. Like I keep tripping over her when I¡¯m not careful short side. Everything was just fine and dandy today until I started walking and kneed a cute elf girl in the face. I got some serious looks from others to. I can even hear some talking behind my back saying things like: ¡°He hit her!¡± ¡°What a poor girl.¡± ¡°What¡¯s wrong with that guy¡± ¡°I wonder if he will hit me too. *heavy breathing/purring*¡± and one person was even crying. Like why are you crying, you weren¡¯t kneed in the face. Anyways, back to the tournament. It was just like how the single matches were except, wait for it¡­ there were two of us! Mind = Blown. When we finally heard our names called, after thirty minutes, I got up. Isi, however, was just sitting in her chair. ¡°Come on let¡¯s go.¡± I said wondering why she hadn¡¯t got up yet. ¡°Wolf, I¡¯m scared.¡± Said the little elf shivering from head to toe. ¡°Why? You¡¯ve been in fights before, after all this is the tournament¡¯s 4th round¡± ¡°I know, it¡¯s just that, I¡¯m scared.¡± ¡°What do we do then?¡± I said deep in thought. ¡°Um, Wolf you could hug me and maybe I would feel better.¡± She said, turning beet red. ¡°Oh ,um, ok.¡± I started to lean in while she spread her arms wide. Once I was only two feet away and close enough to wrap my arms around the red girl I¡­ bitch slapped her. From left to right backhand. Damn that felt good, like real good. Maybe I should bitch slap people more often (What? Just what?). I couldn¡¯t help from letting out a small ¡°Woop¡± after I did it either. Isi was just standing there speechless, with her arms out, and giant eyes. ¡°But¡­ hug!?¡± she seemed to be mumbling something, but I haven¡¯t been listening to anything anyone said since she said she was scared.
Skill Learned: Bitchslap
Level:1Experience till next level:0/100
Rank:C
Congratz, you decided to slap a hoe and earned this skill. As you can guess if you slap someone now it counts as skill use so no one can stop you. Options: 5% chance to stun and 20% chance to knock an allies debuff and negative status effects off. Note: Slapping some parts of the body may increase the chances to stun and remove debuff.
This story is posted elsewhere by the author. Help them out by reading the authentic version. ¡®Woah woah woah¡¯ I thought, completely ignoring the girl I had just slapped. I can learn skillz? I didn¡¯t know you could do that in this game. That means I just added another weapon to my already extremely messed up arsenal. Oh this is gonna be fun. I got out of my seat and started to walk into the arena. I think Isi got the stun effect of the skill cause she wasn¡¯t moving. I ended up picking her up princess style after thinking it over and deciding not to just throw her over my shoulder and carry her that way. Once in the playing field I eyed our opponents and couldn¡¯t help but whispering to Isi. ¡°Isi, I¡¯m scared.¡± I know that¡¯s probably extremely hypocritical, but these guys in front of us were built like tanks. Arms as round as my head and muscles bursting out everywhere. They even had two gorillas as familiars. How am I supposed to fight guys like these? As we strode onto the field, an idea formed in my head. ¡®It¡¯s the only way¡¯ I thought. As soon as the bell struck I launched off like a rocket. Before they even noticed I was there I activated my newest skill. No, I wasn¡¯t going for his face but instead slapped right as his¡­ well use your imagination for this one kids.
For bitch slapping *cough* that area *cough* chance to stun has risen to 45%
¡°Owww¡± I could hear them howling in pain as they both dropped to their knees. One was completely stunned while the other was merely incapacitated for the moment. So I quickly gave the un-stunned one another few ¡°knocks¡± and he too was out like a light. After that display, neither of their familiars seemed to want to mess with me and slowly backed away, abandoning their masters. Not that I could blame them. After a few more quite jabs and punches from me the two turned into beams of light and giant ¡®Winner¡¯ signs appeared above Isi and my head. I started to head back to our rest area when I saw Isi staring at me with her mouth agape. I didn¡¯t know what to do, so I gave her a quick thumbs up and kept walking. I believe she returned it in kind, or maybe that was a different finger she pointed at me, oh well the world may never know.
Hey sorry for the chapter length too! I''ll make another chapter as soon as I can probably by today or tomorrow.