《Simple~》 Eude the doof~ At a desolated place in the enormous forest of the immortal world a prisoner was being escorted by five men clad in brilliant gold coloured armor. The prisoner looked like a youthful teenager no older than 18. His name is Eude, just Eude.. no last name or anything. What was the reason for his arrest you might ask? Well, he was arrested for a pretty petty reason. The reason was because of youthfulness. The reason why Eude looked like a teenager was because of a special pill created once every million years because the pill needs time to be made and be fully effective. Eude was originally a very old man that looked about 70 years old but, this pill; the very special pill called youth restoration pill caused his old and feeble look to restore itself to his prime-time look. Originally the pill was for the princess of the immortal world but unfortunately someone actually considered to steal the pill from the daughter of the most powerful man in the immortal realm; the immortal king. To get the pill at the right time was actually a great feat but of course he was caught as he was trying to get away because the pill actually took away most of his power in the moment of transforming him. Eude clearly didn¡¯t put much thought into the process as he was blinded by greed. I mean when you look that old, who in the ¡°immortal¡± world would consider f****ing you? In the immortal world the younger you look the more likely you had greater power and status and the older you look the less likely you had any talent or status. In Eude¡¯s case it was true that he didn¡¯t have any talent as he had trouble becoming an immortal and ended up looking old and weak, but Eude wasn¡¯t really weak at all since he actually had the power to steal the youth restoration pill from the ¡°Princess¡± in front of all the elite guards of the immortal empire. Even though he was able to steal the pill, he couldn¡¯t predict the effects since he didn''t have much information regarding the youth restoration pill. Chained and soaked by the rain, Eude is in now in quite a predicament as he is about to This story has been taken without authorization. Report any sightings. be exiled to the Mortal realm after taking an elixir that to dissolve any trace of his powers. For an immortal, their power meant everything to them. Immortals rather die than be a weakling and live in the mortal realm. Eude was completely in distress as the elixir was slowly forced into his mouth. He needed only a few more seconds to return to his peak condition and escape but he couldn¡¯t afford those last seconds. Right now he only had three options; 1. Fight now and risk it 2. drink the elixir and be weak 3. die.. Eude, as an immortal obviously took the first choice. As a cold light flashed through his eyes, his power burst out of his body and blew away the 5 soldiers then he started running for his life as the explosion was only enough to slightly confuse the soldiers. Sure enough the soldiers quickly got up and chased after the loose criminal who was going towards the portal to the mortal realm? With no other route to escape with his current speed, Eude only had the choice to go through to the mortal realm. Normally no immortal would think of crossing to the mortal realm since it was considered a major disgrace and there was no way back to the immortal realm so no immortal has ever dared to cross through the portal by themselves. Although Eude didn¡¯t want to go the mortal realm, he had no other choice as it was his only way of actually keeping his powers and somewhat save himself from more humiliation. As Eudes jump into the portal with guards trying to stop him, he reminisced of his time in the immortal realm and said quietly ¡°Sh*t¡± then he turned his gaze to the guards and flipped them off and shouted: ¡°WORTH!! YOU F***ERS!¡± as he disappeared into the portal. -Mortal Realm- Somewhere in New York USA a figure of a youth pops up in a dark ally. As that figure slowly gets to the open area, his eyes starts getting bigger and bigger. Finally when he reaches the outside the youth opens his mouth and yells: ¡°HOLY SH*T.¡± How to kill.. on accident -Eude¡¯s Pov- As I said my final words to the realm I''ve been living in for the past few million years, I faded into the portal and suddenly arrived at a dark alley. As I looked around, I saw the way out of the alley and walked towards it. With each step, the light got more intense and figures start popping up. Slowly as I got closer the scene popped up as I got more and more surprised. It was incredible, the buildings were as tall as mountains and the amount of people was incredible. It made me lose all thought as I yelled out ¡°HOLY SH*T¡± in surprise of the marvelous scene in front of me. I attracted the gaze of bystanders but it didn¡¯t matter much as I was still gazing upon the new mortal realm. Back then, the mortal realm was just.. pitiful compared to this, but I mean that was a few million years ago. To evolve to this state shouldn¡¯t be much of a surprise to me but I was still surprised. Though still surprised, I gathered my thoughts and tried to figure out a way to start my ¡°new¡± life until I had a way to get back to the immortal realm once again. First off, I decided that I needed information about the evolved mortal realm. Then again.. maybe i needed to get a new set of cloths first cause i''m still wearing prisoner rags. After walking around for a few minutes, I saw a clothing store. I immediately ran towards it and went in. Although the store was complex and interesting, I had no time to fool around. I immediately saw some clothes that suited me even though I didn¡¯t know what they were made of. I picked the cloths off of what seems like clothing holders and went to the room where people were coming out of with different clothes, so I imagined that it must have been a changing room where you can try on clothes. I went in and saw a giant mirror in front of my showing my reflection. Trying not to waste time, I immediately put on the clothes I picked and looked at myself on the mirror once more. I looked good or at least good enough to fit in with the crowd outside. There was something that troubled me though. the clothes i''m wearing right now, I have to pay don¡¯t I? I didn¡¯t even know the current language of the mortal realm so how was I supposed to have money and be expected to pay for this stuff? In the end I decided it was just better to steal the clothes. It wasn¡¯t particularly hard cause all I had to do was teleport through the wall. I mean at least 80% of immortals knew how to teleport you know? If you come across this story on Amazon, it''s taken without permission from the author. Report it. Well, now that i¡¯m all dressed up, I can look around and try to get information from people I guess. I walked around and searched for people alone in a dark alleyway because I needed to ¡°ask¡± them for information but, man do I have a thing for dark alleyways today. After about 30 minutes I found a guy standing in a dark alleyway talking to something in his hand? Anyways, I walked up to him and said ¡°H-h-hey, can I have a bit of your time?¡± I DEFINITELY DIDN¡¯T STUMBLE OK? The guy just looked at me and said ¡°What language are you even speaking man? Go somewhere else.¡± I couldn¡¯t just leave with this so I kept pestering him and he finally snapped as he yelled ¡°Can¡¯t you see i¡¯m taking a call right now? Go away!¡± Although it seemed as though he told me to go away, I couldn¡¯t let this chance go away(more like I couldn¡¯t even understand him and but got annoyed by his tone) and ¡°asked¡± him for information once again in a demanding tone but this time I may have looked through his brain and killed him on accident.. Oh well, Mortals nowadays die easily I guess. Other than the guy dying, A bunch of information was loaded into me and I soon understood what I had to do.