《I Don't Want To Be A Hero!》


 The Beginning

    It was just another day at school putting on fake smiles and trying to get though the day. This is pretty much my everyday routine. Hi my name is Felix and I''m your boring protagonist "sigh" or I wish I was. Ever since I was little I have aced every thing test, sports, you name it to the point where people tried to control me for there own personal gain. So I laid low for awhile try not to due anything outstanding. This is my junior year of high school and I hope to god that I can pass this unnoticed.


    I walk in to class no one looks at me well that the usual I tried to keep my grades at c average. And not do any sports at this school besides there already in there clicks the nobels, the jocks, your average nerds, and who can forget Mr . Justice himself and his harem. The only one out of all of these people that I hate openly is Mr.Justice why because of how he act like there always a good and evil it''s a childish mind set  "sigh".


    Great one more hour left then I can leave, then it happend."Hello, hello can you hear me" weird that voice sounds really soothing. Then the teacher suddenly left "wow aren''t you responsible" I muttered to myself. "Okay your guardian should have left now, so close your eyes this might sting" wait what!?


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    A bright light consumed the entire classroom...oh dear god it burns give us a better warning next time!! When the light faded we were in a white room with there was no door "well there goes my plan of escaping" I have watched enough anime and read enough novels to see where this is going. Then she appeared please don''t tell me what I think your gonna tell me " Hello there heros" she said with a smile she was bright really bright her skin gave off a glow and her voice was so peaceful. Wait snap out it she''s evil she took you away from you peaceful live...wait did she say heros. "I know you must all be surprised about this but I need you to save my world".


    No F***ing way you have got to be kidding me "so will you help me brave heros". Yeah right all of here are sensible enough to say no...oh no. "Yes we will" curse you captain justice curse you.

 Chapter 2 I dont want to be a hero I just want to have fun.

    If I ever have the chance to punch captain justice in the face I will do it with no mercy. Now we''re in a summoning circle the usual hero from another world starting spot. Now let''s see there are guys with swords and armor all around us and a single hooded figure ''guess this world is still undeveloped''.


    (Mages POV)


    when we though all hope was lost after the first time we tried to summon failed heros appeared after the second try "this...this is amazing we can win against the demon king now" there has never been more than three heros being summoned ever this is just pure luck. Thank the divines for blessing us this day.


    (MC POV)


    Okay is it just me or do these people look at us like we''re some sort of divine figures. Are we sure we didn''t get summon by a cult. "Ehem welcome heros quickly follow me we have no time to waste the king would like to meet you". Pfft he thinks we will follow him ever heard of stranger danger there''s no way. "Okay" "Yeah let''s go" "he looks nice enough" *face palm* I forgot I''m surrounded by idiots. I guess I should also follow along maybe along the way I can find a way out of here and go back home.


    This is very medieval like cobble stone seems to run on forever through these walls it must have took ages to build unless. "Alright everyone we made it to the throne room now please be respectful towards our king" when the hooded guy said that he sounded like a zoo keeper telling us to be respectful to a lion or maybe a sea otter.


    we entered the room at the far center there was a buff like really buff guy he''s muscles had muscles I got to admit he scared me I thought there was a bear in the throne room but it was his body hair.


    "Welcome dear heros to my castle in the land of High Rook" dear god he''s voice is intimidating are we sure he isn''t the demon king. Even some of the jocks took step backs and I thought those guys were fear less. Note to self don''t anger the bear king. Then a little girl walk up to him her funeral not ours. She started hitting him OMG that girl is crazy...I respect that."daddy your scaring them stop it" did she just say daddy. That little girl is the daughter of that giant!?


    "Yes my daughter is right I''m very sorry now then I''ll get back to what I was going to say Ehem heros I need your help to defeat the undead horde and the demon king" Oh the undead ones new I guess. Alright activate plan I''m a weakling I can''t fight send me home "also here''s another thing...you can''t return home unless you kill the demon king or kill a god" no no no this can''t be happening this isn''t fair dear god why at of all the people in the world "WHY ME!?"


    Oh no did I say that out loud "..." "..." "..." everyone was silent looking at me like I was a sycophant. "Ahem what my college here wanted to say was why did you summon us why not chose someone else" captain justice saved me. I thank you captain justice your face punch will have to wait...for now.


    If you spot this story on Amazon, know that it has been stolen. Report the violation."Hm and what is your name young hero" he keeps calling us heros it''s getting uncomfortable "my name is Alexander your highness I was name after a historic general from my world" that''s a load of bull**** and we all know it we just went over him during history.


    "That makes sense your charismatic good trait to have for a young boy like you" Okay okay hold up after two sentences they look at each other like there the greatest friends in the whole world. I was looking at captain I mean Alexander stealing some glances at the queen. Yeah never mind definitely going to mess up that face when ever I can. So the conversation went like this heros kill bad guys we live in peace heros can go home or stay when jobs complete. Staying doesn''t sound so bad but how are we supposed to fight the demon king he has an army vs 29 freshmen students not counting me of couse.


    I was thinking of slowly walking away while no one was looking but something peaked my interest Magic. I may not want to be a hero but the free magic lessons are tempting. Then the same person who think there answer over steps all of ours says with the most heroic tone "we will help slay the demon king" you know what never mind his face it''s better if I aim for his manhood that will end his heroic family tree.


    People already started choosing there routes the nerds went to the mages the jocks to the soldiers the nobels with the Knights and ''Hero'' aka Alexander got special lessons from a high paladin he''s harem followed and were turned into cerics. I how ever chose a different route "Hey Mr.king I want to take all the lessons except the paladin" I wanted to master them all I may not want to be a hero but I didn''t say I wasn''t interested in being a god slayer.


    "I see no reason to disagree but you do know the phrase jack if all trade master of none correct" I''m the exact opposite actually "Yes of course I know the phrase" the king nodded and appointment me a Mage, a Swordsman, and a knight. He then told the mage to lead us to our rooms "this is going to be fun" the only reason I had a peaceful life was because there was nothing fun so I wanted to live peacefully with out anyone controlling me. Now here I am in this new world being a hero ties me down to be a goodie two shoes but if I''m neutral I can do whatever ever interests me I. That was the first time i had smile truthfully "I just can''t wait and I already know my target the hero of gods herself".