《The Hero Can't Kill Me, What Now?》


 Chapter1: What now?

    Hello.


    Yes, I am the Demon King.


    I¡¯ve been the Demon King as long as I can remember.


    My job is to wait for the hero and die¡­.yep, i let him kill myself. Then reincarnate and do the same thing again.


    You ask why? Well¡­ every reincarnation i get this message.


    <table><tbody><tr><td>You¡¯ve been reincarnated again as the Demon King. Core abilities are increased. Fight the hero and get killed. Accomplishing this mission will make you reincarnate again.</td></tr></tbody></table>


    So basically i just sit here, wait for the hero and his party to come fight me, and then die by the hero¡¯s [Holy Sword] and get reincarnated again.


    Am I bored? ¡­...Of course not. It¡¯s my job and the reason why I¡¯m here. Why would I be bored?


    ¡­.Oh! Sorry¡­ we have to stop this right now¡­ a hero has come to battle me.


    Whew, let¡¯s do this.


    ¡°Welcome Hero! I am the Demon King¡±[Me]


    ¡°Demon King! I am here to exterminate you in the name of the Holy Church and for the salvation of humankind!¡±[Hero]


    ¡°K...¡±[Me]


    The Hero slashed at me and I defended. We made that *clang* sound you hear when two swords meet¡­.yeah that one.


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    But man, this hero is weak. I can see his movements,like, two seconds before he made them. Imma need to make some ¡°openings¡± so that he can hit me and I¡¯d die. Sigh, such a bother¡­


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    We¡¯ve been going at it for 1 hour now. I¡¯ve made many ¡°openings¡± over the past hour. This hero must be blind because he just doesn¡¯t see it. Shit. We need to finish this. Okay let¡¯s do this!


    ¡°Let¡¯s finish this Hero!¡±[Me]


    ¡°Very Well Demon King!¡±[Hero]


    I ¡°used all I¡¯ve got¡± and clashed with the hero. I ¡°dropped¡± my sword and it flew away. Okay here we go.


    ¡°This is the end Demon King!¡±[Hero]


    The hero uses magic to coat his sword and thrust it to my chest with all he¡¯s got.


    I closed my eyes and waited for the reincarnation message to pop up again.


    ¡­¡­


    ¡­..


    ¡­..


    The fuck?


    I opened my eyes to see the hero¡¯s sword that stabbed my heart.


    Well, it¡¯s supposed to stab my heart. I mean it should¡¯ve stabbed my heart.


    It didn¡¯t even pierce my skin!! Fuck!


    I looked at the hero and he looked back at me.


    I asked.


    ¡°What now?¡±[Me]