《Something Fishy.》


 Prologue one and two

    if you bother reading this chapter, first of all may I ask you guys for some advice, as stated in my description I have several lackings, and I hope that if you are willing to use your time to bring me constructive critisism do so.


    Prologue


    I am but a simple man,  a man of slightly unordinary powers, but still a simple one.


    I am straightforward, vengeful and some might say playful from time to time. I was even what could be said a ordinarily unordinary boy.


    From my birth I have always disliked being in big groups of people, I was extremely competitive and my physical strenght was unique. I had one problem tho... or perhaps two... No body controle. I could not do anything that required just a wee bit of technique. But even so, my brute force made me paw my way forward. I grew up among 4 older children, offcourse getting picked on. Well when I was 5 I kicked their ass and managed, as I continued to age, people referd to me as simple, dumb you might say, and honestly I belived them. Guess, the lack of schoolwork, and the fact that I simply cant read between the lines of dishonest people proved that I was lacking in some areas.


    As I grew older my faults came to a rest, I proved to have a rather decent amount of intelligence, not the brightest, but way above the norm, I started going to a university learning about nature, water and fish! My true love and interest is fish, trout, salmon and pike. Yes everything freshwaterish peaked my interest and I started researching these things, I got to know why they evolved this and that way and even found some rather fun animals wich was not understood yet! As future brought I didnt really get famous ¡°thank god¡±, as my lack of human understanding this was perfect, I only enjoyed attention I brought to myselves. Things like tossing a sister in the river next to the house, or catching a 5 kg pike to hide in my friends bathtub, I loved pranks.. well enough about my life story. Lets get to the part you might be interested in....


    after being hit by a car on my way home, I experienced something people might call a out of body death experience, I saw my own body as I was flewing around it, observing my surroundings. I knew I was not dead yet, as my body was breathing, but I truly felt inquisitive by these feelings I currently felt.


    A case of content theft: this narrative is not rightfully on Amazon; if you spot it, report the violation.I felt I was glowing, I felt so slow paced, I felt at ease. Well if you have ADHD, you dont really know how that feels do you? Well I didnt either! I felt the world was in my hand, I felt power, I felt controle.


    After waking up in the hospital, the calm and power was still in my body, I could feel energy, after thinking for a while, I thought this might be magic, well offcourse it is! I quickly learned how to use this, and never told a soul how to use it. I started strenghtening something I had noticed in the accident, something called a soul, I figured, if soulds exists so do reincarnation.


    A stronger soul, might bring more benefits for future lives.


    After a long time of training my soul I wanted to teleport to a certain area, I just loved the kebab they made at that place.. and that is where it happened. The instant I teleported there, a bullet ran through my head. Well.... that was rather lame I thought for myselves as I followed my strenghtened soul.


    Prologue part 2 a new world


    as I woke up, I sent myselves out of this darkness, was I dead? No I was not, I saw a great big chunk of eggs, slightly pink and scaly, at the size around a human thumb, and I could feel my power emitting from one of them... guess I was correct about that reincarnation. As I noticed I was underwater, and saw something rather similar to reed, called river reed. I figured this was freshwater. It was no river tho thats for certain, this brownish water, includes a lot of algea and stuff. I noticed we where close to the waterfront and started to wonder about how many days this would take. I took notice to the temperature and looked for life around to see my future enemies or friends.


    As I was getting closer to hatching I guess this process would take about 100 days at 5 C, or 50 days at 10 C. so I started creating warmer water with my magic. Carefull offcourse. After halving the time I needed to incubate, it is now a waiting game.

 Chapter 1 part hatching!

    Okok, I dont have a clue if anyone will bother reading chapter 1, I have no clue if it''s actually good either. My teacher way back did tell me he loved my stories, and he even read it to his wife and hung it up in the school billbord (neither is allowed...)


    I do know tho, that even if I write in my mother tongue it is rather bad... so when I write in english... well I pity my readers...


    I will work on improving my skills, and for that I need information about what to do. I will try stealing some "techniques" from fellow writers, tho as im no genius or any of the sort... it will only be to that decree.


    Power Comes in all sizes.


    The gathering of water was spiraling together, bubbles were overflowing, colors were crashing and life was thrown out of the lake and in to the harsh blue sky. Most of my sibling eggs were dragged along in this spiraling cyclone, I even saw a huge falcon getting dragged into nature''s revenge. The once proud bird which most likely was above 2 metres now looked like a small chicken stripped of half of his feathers.


    I do not know why but my urge to eat a barbequed chicken was huge... to bad I was not able to leave my egg yet. Leaves where thrown about and the aura of death was flowing through my entire being.


    I was not afraid of this disaster as well, I have my own way of escaping, and honestly I did not care for the death of my siblings or anything... it''s normal that less then 5 persent of the different type of fish is able to grow up. I am also a firm believer in survival of the strongest, and death of the weak, so as I started observing closer to this spiraling cyclone I felt the small surge of magic.


    ''ohh, this is something created, how interesting, someone else can use magic in this world?''


    following this surge out of the lake seeing a full fledged grown up man, with a wide chin, grey eyes without an ounce of hair, I might admit that even his big ears and potato nose was no match to his dressing style as I was stunned by what he was wearing. It is a bright red cloak with blue and white stripes on the bottom of it, he had ping stars around his neck and black leather boots which well seemed like old army boots.


    He is using incantations to control this cyclone, I truly pitied this mage, he basicly had no control of his magical powers and had to use so much time creating this small gust of wind, and not only that, but this dressing style... gosh, how can I figure like this even exist? Even his immensely bad look was shadowed by his style, so I figured I might as well play a bit with him.


    After thinking about what to do for a bit, I made the cyclone move closer to the oddball similar to a crazy wizard, I started putting lightning into the water and fire onto the leaves, I added very small rocks, which could float (very similar to ducks)


    ''magic can certainly do everything'' while I giggled, I made the edges of the cyclone sharper and made it toss out the rocks, the wizard which had rather normal looking eyes, suddenly had eyes at the size of tomatoes and stood in shock as he saw all the rocks being tossed towards him. The rocks came in batches. Just like when you take and put pepper on your beef, and was going to hit him all over his body.


    If you find this story on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen. Please report the infringement.A small grin would have been showed on my body if I currently had one. I altered all the small rocks within half a metre of the wizard into ducks, and as the ducks bombarded the wizard quacking in shock I healed them all. After a few minutes you could see several 100 medium sized ducks quacking about in the immediate area of an extremely dumbfounded wizard. I pushed the water and lighting into the firely leafs and created a immense amount of small explotions, something similar to 3-400 small firecrackers poofing about, all the ducks started flying all over the place and the wizard which was dumbfounded, now had to clean his new robe as it showed a small round wet spot on his front.


    As the wizard started grasping the situation he started screaming. Absolutely unable to hear himself scream out of all the quacking he turned around like a beast, and started running with all his might, he fell down after about two steps over a few ducks, getting his hands on the grass he got up again and continued even further.


    As the wizard was running away, and the cyclone calmed down I laughed abit, while going back to have a greater look around my lake.


    As I was moving around in my lake I could see that it was alot of green grass down on the ground, the lake was not really deep, I would guess around 5 metres, and seemed to be flourishing with plant life, it was rather wide so I did not bother going around it all, I found several fish types. Some fish with a round perky mouth, short and stubby body with something similar to a propeller at its behind, another I took notice in was the pike lookalike, long slender lazy looking body with two teeth at the end of the mouth, the teeth was way to big to its size and I could only guess it was some sort of clam eater.


    Like days always do they moved forward ever changing, I am really close to hatching, I was wondering what I should do after I hatch, as a amphibious being I guess I need the water surrounding me. Guess I also need to work on creating illusions, talking and floating around will most likely give me way too much attention.


    My body is growing hungry, I jump straight back into my body and try to actually move it, nothing seem to be happening, hmm, so annoying, as I toss all my energy towards my caudal fin I spurt forward crashing towards the chorion (edge of egg) breaking through,


    ''weeee freedom at last!!!'' I started looking at my own body, it was hmm, rather see through, I can even see my guts, now this is the new type of nude!


    With the body of a true natural streaker, you could see a few black outlines around my transparent skin, I had a slim and rather long body, you could see the outlines of my body, as I started eating the yolk of my egg, and my siblings.


    // sorry about the short chapters, but well, I am a beginner at best :).


    well hopefully you guys like my story, I tried to describe how the cyclone looked like, I will try to describe things better, tho really, I have too many weaknesses, hopefully you people like my humour, and that make you able to enjoy my story