《The Mis Adventures Of Me,Jack》 Eating at a restaurant (ProofRead Version) THIS WAS PROOFREAD BY EL-S --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello everyone. My name is Jack and I''m a, well, god. Yeah, at least, I think I am. Anyway, I have been alive since the start of time. I¡¯ve been toyin- I mean teaching the humans. It''s been pretty fun overall and currently, I¡¯m in New York City. New York City used to be called New Amsterdam. However, the stupid Dutch sold it to the Americans. But hey! Not my problem. So much potential profit, *sob sob*. Such a waste. I¡¯ve been in New York City for the last three years. New York City has been decent, except, for the people calling me jackass and idiot. Did you know that humans are so rude to me? I mean, I may have crashed my bike into that Lamborghini. I didn¡¯t do it on purpose though. In case you¡¯re wondering, I blame the bike. Sorry bike, it¡¯s true. You¡¯ve heard enough about me now. Currently, as I''ve said, I''m in New York City. While I was walking through the city, I had gotten bored, so I went to a restaurant. ¡°Excuse me, would you be able to bring me a nicely made steak and a Cola?¡± It was the lady serving customers that I asked. On the menu the steak was apparently a nice juicy steak with seasoning. ¡°Absolutely, Sir. With you in a second.¡± As I lay my knife with a little pressure on the steak, the knife went nicely through the steak. I then proceeded to pick up the piece of steak with my fork and put it in my mouth. The taste was quite excellent as the meat flavor softly dispersed into my mouth. It was satisfying like a mother''s cooking. Oh, right. The restaurant I was currently in was a high classed place to eat. Now you may wondering, ¡®Jack, how could you afford it?¡± Well, since I am a god, I naturally have the power create as much money as I like. However, I didn¡¯t use my power to create money because I have lived for so long. In fact, I literally created the majority of the powerhouse companies security and the like. I am the richest man alive, but no one even knows. I laugh a little but as I realise that such a strange thing is still not known. By now, I had finished my plate and drank my Cola. Everything tasted refreshing, I could eat as much as I like because I¡¯m a god, but that would look weird. Imagine seeing someone eat two whole steak meals, if I eat two of course I will then want to eat a few more to savor the flavors. Laughing again, I remember that I could also just recreate the food inside of my stomach(A/N: Think of Neptune from Spongebob, if you¡¯re unsure.) but that would not look normal at all. The other people at the tables mostly wore rich clothes, in contrast to me, I was dressed like a homeless man. A homeless man eating in a 5 star dining place must look incredibly funny, I laugh again thinking about it. I had finished my meal ages ago but I still hadn''t paid. It didn¡¯t matter though, I¡¯m a god. Why would a good need to pay for something? Standing up, because I had finished my meal, I head towards the toilet. Arriving I walk into a stall, locking it as I do so. Making myself invisible, I proceed to leave the stall, stealthily of course. In the actual restaurant again, I see a man on a date and thought about something humorous. Moving over towards him, I stand next to the woman beside the man, obviously his date. I move behind her and do the best thing I could think of doing. This story is posted elsewhere by the author. Help them out by reading the authentic version.I grope the woman¡¯s ass, full force might I add. She turned around to see the man but it didn¡¯t go as I had planned. She smiled and I was like ¡®fuck, it didn¡¯t work.¡¯ Why didn''t it work? Wait... I know what went wrong, I grabbed the booty of a horny woman. She came closer to the man and threw her left arm over his right shoulder.The ¡°loving¡± couple then proceeded to walk towards their table, I had another idea. Following them to their table, I waited for them to sit down. At this point, I pulled the tablecloth off the table. As I had predicted, the women had went closer to the man and touched his crotch lightly. Everyone looked their direction, a god truly was all knowing. It was just what I had hoped for the people. Everyone was shocked, the waiters and waitresses were shocked. The women hadn¡¯t even pulled her hand away because she was trying to figure out why everyone was shocked. Because of this, she had forgotten she was doing something naughty, finally, she realised what they were looking at. She slowly looked down and realised she still had her hand lightly on his crotch. "This is not what it looks like!" She quickly called out. I, not knowing when to stop, went to the back and created some voices come from random parts of the restaurant. ¡°It¡¯s disgusting that they were doing this at a restaurant¡± ¡°Getting your sexy on in a restaurant, so outrageous¡­¡± ¡°Oh now, this is something I would pay for!¡± Still not stopping, I used some of my powers to loosen the belt that he was wearing. His pants fell to the ground, I still had a big grin on my face. It¡¯s always fun to see people embarrassed. I then noticed that the manager had called the police. Whoops. As he was talking to the police I undid my invisibility when I was sitting in my seat. Finally, I had gotten to the last part of my play, ¡°We deserve a refund!¡± was all that was needed to start the fire. As expected everyone agreed to my words. Everyone received a refund in cash coupons. I got the money from the steak plus a coupon for one free meal. Finally, It was time to leave. I had walked home to my mansion. As I up to the front door, the head butler greeted me, "Hello Master Jack." He began, ¡°Lovely to see you again.¡± He said all this in a overly polite manner. I had picked him up when he was still an orphan, abandoned on the streets. Thankful to me, he had become incredibly loyal. We had even traveled the world together, a few times. He was also one of the few people that knew I was a god. "Hello Andree." Andree took my jacket, ¡°Why are you wearing such filthy clothes?¡± He started, ¡°You¡¯re a god! You should be wearing clothes of the finest material!¡± ¡°It¡¯s okay.¡± Was all I needed to say and he dropped the topic. Naturally, because I¡¯m a god, I can change my clothes at will. Changing my clothes to that of a rich person. ¡°Andree, prepare a bath please.¡±. Nodding, he then waited for my other commands, ¡°Would you also be able to prepare my bed and have a cup of tea?¡± he nodded and went inside. Entering the mansion, 40 maids and servants said in unison, ¡°"We welcome the master!"¡± They even bowed to me at the same time. I nodded to them and went to where the bath was, taking my bath while drinking my tea. Andree was still preparing my bed. As he finished I went to my bed and laid down. ¡®I wonder what will happen tomorrow¡¯ closing my eyes I fell to sleep. The Manager (#2) (PROOFREAD) PROOFREAD BY EL-S --------------------------------------------------------------------------- ANDREE POV ------------------------------------------------------------- As Master Jack entered the home I had said, "Welcome home, Master Jack." He nodded and proceeded with walking off, but before he could leave, I asked him, ¡°Why are you wearing such filthy clothes?¡± "It¡¯s okay." I thought it was suspicious but he simply dismissed it. I sighed and thought to myself that I would look into it tomorrow. As Master Jack left he asked me to prepare him some tea and a bath. He finished by asking me to prepare his bed. Replying with a curt yes, I went to prepare everything. After Master Jack had fallen to sleep, I went and checked on everything to see if the mansion and Master Jack¡¯s plans were in order for the next day I then went to my private chamber. Since I¡¯m the head butler, I had acquired a room from the Master which was I was quite happy with. Now, you may think ¡®Why would you be happy with a chamber?¡¯ Well, it¡¯s because the chamber I received was as big as two homes stacked together. It was really quite large. As I went inside, I prepared myself for the next day. I took a nice lavender bath and finished it by making a meal and watching some T.V before heading to my bed to sleep. Waking up the next day, I went to a rundown factory warehouse. Entering, I went to a door that was almost hang off its hinges. Going down some stairs leading to a shady basement, I went to the side of the wall and punched a few spots. Hitting the spots didn¡¯t hurt because they were made from some kind of soft fabric. Punching the last block, the wall opened. Putting my finger on what seemed like a scanner - which scanned my thumb - I entered. A few people stood up at my sudden arrival. ¡°"We pay respect to the elder!"¡± Nodding, I proceed to a room filled with security cameras being displayed on hundreds of screens. Speaking up towards the man behind the screens, I ask him to show me yesterday¡¯s footage of Master Jack. Nodding, the man showed me all the tapes he had. I saw everything that had happened. Master Jack had played a prank to a poor man in a restaurant. The manager then called the cops and the man was almost punished. Thanking the security tape man, I exited the room and made my way out of the building. Heading to the restaurant, I was going to apologise to the manager for my Master¡¯s little joke. Arriving at the restaurant, I asked a waiter who the manager was. He directed me to a man who looked to be around 30 to 35 years old. He gave of a feeling like he was arrogant, looking at him, I introduced myself. "Hello, I am Andree, the head butler of the Jack-o''-lantern Mansion." He looked me over twice before responding. "What the heck do you want?" "I¡¯m here to apologise for my Master¡¯s joke." he looked at and looked confused before I explained. "Everything that had happened yesterday was my Master pulling a prank. I am truly sorry" The man understood at once. "You better pay for the emotional damages I have suffered." Looking at him, I thought it was only natural he ask for compensation. ¡°I had already planned as such.¡± Looking at me, he grinned deviously. "You know, I got high mental stress after everything that had happened yesterday. It brought me some ¡®mental damages¡¯. You know what I mean, right?" I now frown, he¡¯s clearly trying to get more money from me. Maybe I should let Master Jack deal with this despicable person? He clearly doesn¡¯t need an apology from me. If you stumble upon this narrative on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen from Royal Road. Please report it."Well, you know that if you don¡¯t pay for those mental damages, the cops might get a hint to who did all this." The manager had silently threatened me, little did he know that Master Jack actually owned the cops. Master Jack could do whatever he wanted to this world. Giving up, I just payed the man and returned to the mansion. JACK POV -------------------------------------------------------------- As I woke up, I went to wash my face and brush my teeth. Even if I¡¯m a god, I still care for hygiene. I¡¯m not a dirty master. I stifle a short laugh at the thought. Using some magical power to change my clothes, I went down through the mansion where the servants greeted. The servants had made me some french toast with blueberries and some fruit juice for breakfast. Eating it while I watched some T.V, a show had come on called "Shrek and Me." It¡¯s a fanfiction about Shrek. "I love Shrek. Yeahhhh!" Unintentionally I called out something as embarrassing as that. Whoops. Andree had entered and approached. "Master Jack, I have something to say.¡± He then explained what had happened. I had a huge grin o n my face when an idea popped into my head. ¡°Good job, Andree.¡± As Andree left, he had a little smile on his face that looked pretty evil, if i say so myself. Morphing myself into a buff young man, I also used my power to change my clothes to that of a police officer. Heading to the restaurant, I arrested the manager him and put him into a police car that I borrowed from the police. Driving it to a remote place - the manager had a blindfold on so he could not see where we were going - I pulled him out of the car and strapped him onto the chair that was prearranged by me. I also had a laptop opposite of him, going over to the laptop that was already turned on, I go to my private streaming site and turn on the stream. Heading back to the manager, I pulled the blindfold of and the gag. The manager began to scream but I used my power to shush him, now he could only look and hope for the best. Putting on a mask of mask of ¡®Zirg Destroyer of Worlds¡¯, I began with, "Hello my minions! It is I, your master, Zirg Destroyer of Worlds! Muahahahaha!" The people in the chat were typing stuff along the lines of ¡®Haha, as always the master has a new pray¡¯. Seeing what they were typing I explained the situation, ¡°Today we have a new pray! I call him the manager of the grumpy''s.¡± I continued talking to my people, ¡°You agree, right?¡± "Hell yeah, awesome name as always!" I nodded thinking ¡®Yes, yes. My minions understand me¡¯ I had a slight tear in my eye. "Suggest in the comment what we¡¯re going to do with the manager of the grumpy''s!" ¡°Torture!¡± ¡°Humiliation!¡± ¡°Making him dance like a pig!¡± I had decided on humiliation. Using my power to change my camera, I made my eyes the camera streaming the live feed. Pushing the manager back into the car, I had taken all of his clothes off and put a cupcake hat on his head. Using some more magical power, I put some man-sized diapers on the manager. It was really quite a pitiful sight, I mean, imagine a man wearing nothing but a cupcake hat and a man sized diaper! Driving to New York Square, I released him. Controlling his body, I made him run around with his hands in the air screaming stupid phrases. "I¡¯m an alien! Whooshhhh." It was fun to watch, oh right, everything was still being live streamed if you couldn¡¯t tell. Returning to the mansion where Andree greeted me as usual, I order him to get me some snacks and some cola. Andree nodded and went away, I then started to freshen up, eating my snacks afterwards and then eventually I went to sleep. Chapter will be added a little later sorry the chapter will come a little late i was bussy with school but it the story will be changed into a different direction i may need help with proofread so write in comment if u wanne proofread just tell me and i will take a look and if everything is ok i will add you thats it bye :) i Created a new Fiction so i was thinking to continue this fiction but ill probably wont so i made something els its called Reincarnation Monster it will probably be posted later hope you like it when it comes out :)