《The Return of The Dragon God》 CH 1: He Awakens *rumble* wow i am really weak how come no one awoke me from my slumber i told Azulius to wake me ill have to make him eat stone later. *BOOM* what the hell was that!.I wake up and servants are slamming shit in my castle. Wait where am i *Azulius?*..... *Azulius?*... AZULIUS! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU!!?*. That little whelp when i get to him ill give him a good beating well better see where i am. *INHALES DEEPLY* where the fuck is my castle who did this, this is treason. What is that over on the wall. -*My liege i have tried for the last thousand years to wake you but you refuse to wake from your slumber when you wake plz read this note*- sincerely Azulius. Huh that little prick tried i guess so that means some chicken shit little bastard put a spell on me or something?. damn oh theres another note.-* My liege for some reason the humans have suddenly started getting stronger they have these metal machines that shoot our brethren out of the sky and they skin them alive and use as shield weapons and armor please My liege wake up we need you most of all right now*- sincerely Azulius. Oh fuck not another note -* My liege all we have now is this castle left me and you are all that is left why have you abandoned our people to the point of extinction i have no idea why the humans even hate us anymore we do not steal from them nor do we kill their villages and cities but they label us as monsters. I will do my best to draw them away from this place but I am so weak for some reason the mana in the air is so diluted that i believe the humans have somehow found a way to poison it farewell My liege this shall be my last letter to you*- with love your most loyal and trusted son Azulius. *RUMBLE* BZZT* BERTZ* THOSE FILTHY DIRTY PESTS HOW DARE THEY KILL MY BELOVED SON !!!!!!. *kill them i must kill them all I SHALL WIPE YOU OFF THIS PLANE YOU DIRTY MORTALS!!!*. Else where in the U.S.A in a news station a certain news anchor is recounting the spontaneous weather anomalies that suddenly started happening around the globe.-*Kathrine*- severe storms and hurricanes tsunamis and earth quakes have continuously destroyed countless regions and even some countries are just completely gone our meteorologist and even people from NASA have looked at our satellites and have concluded that the earthquakes are coming from japan but strangely japan has not been hit by anything at all our president Barack shakalaka along with a lot of other world leaders have said they will go to japan to investigate when it is safer to travel. Well Americans stay true and strong and help others who need it and hopefully we can weather this out no puns intended *hahaha* well i am Katherine Guerra and that''s all i have left to report until next time America. *Katherin*- *god i hate this job the one time i get to report something good and i can only say some half truths i just hope this will die down sometime soon its already been a whole week of this weather*. You could be reading stolen content. Head to Royal Road for the genuine story. Currently in japan prime ministers Shinto radio is worried about the world leaders because they suspect the Japanese of causing all this chaos.*-Shinto Radio- those bastards think i caused this how stupid of them somebody tell those savages we had no part in this and we are currently investigating this reason ourselves and that we would be happy to let them come investigate themselves once this weather dies down so that they can see see we had no part in this unfortu *Gasp* *holy shit what the hell was that* was that a Dragon. poll: What humanoid form should he have his formal human attire war form option#1 If you spot this narrative on Amazon, know that it has been stolen. Report the violation.war form option #2
ok so i will mostly go with option 1 but will leave option 2 for when he really gets pissed cause 1 person wanted it :p
expect another chapter in like an hour if im slow should be longer poll: What humanoid form should he have his formal human attire war form option#1 Unlawfully taken from Royal Road, this story should be reported if seen on Amazon.war form option #2
ok so i will mostly go with option 1 but will leave option 2 for when he really gets pissed cause 1 person wanted it :p
expect another chapter in like an hour if im slow should be longer poll: Which castle should he have option 1 option 2 This text was taken from Royal Road. Help the author by reading the original version there. option3 CH: 2 The Beginning of his reign -*Ryujin*- *I should figure out who is governing this small island... * instant mind chant*-mun vuldak drunkoros- wow this is so uncomfortable I feel so small now oh I did not realize how hungry I am I should find this places leader and tell him to give me food .Wow this city is so big I need to ask someone for directions oh hey this place smells like good food as i walk in everyone just stares at me for some reason, as i am standing there i cant help but wonder why until i hear -Waga kamiyo, kare wa watashi ga kare ni hanashi o shi ni iku hitsuy¨­ ga arimasunode, atsuidesu.- What the I need to learn this language so i walk over to a woman and as i put my hand on her head i begin *instant mind chant*-vahrukt laniz- oh that is much better i need to sit down now oh a table wow this chair is so comfortable why is everybody still staring at me who is this slave walking towards me. -*waiter*- i am sorry sir you cannot sit there is reserved for the governor please move -*Ryujin*- who is this governor?. -*waiter*- he is the leader of this city.* -*Ryujin*- tell that child when he gets here I am to talk to him -*waiter*- oh alright I did not know he was meeting you sorry to disturb you sir would you like a menu -*Ryujin*- what is this menu? -*waiter*- *is this person from under a rock* it has food with descriptions on it -*Ryujin*- oh alright I will take one of everything that will be all -*waiter*- *JESUS CHRIST! this guy is crazy no way he can eat all that*ok sir it will be ready in about an hour to prepare all of the food oh alright -*people in the restaurant*- isn''t that the mayor- oh you''re right it is -*Ryujin*- HEY!! SLAVE GET OVER HERE!! -*everyone is shocked into silence*- -*Ryujin*- if you don''t come over here right now I will destroy this country -*Governor of Tokyo*- POLICE!! arrest this man at once -*Ryujin*- so this trash wants to play game huh it seems I will just be in full god mode from now on in my world *come here now or I will kill your whole family in front of you and flay you alive like a dirty pig you are* -Governor of Tokyo*- NOOO!!!! I AM SO SORRY GREAT DRAGON DONT HURT MY FAMILY!!!! -*Ryujin*- *Hmm I should put these people to sleep* *snap* There that is better now we can speak without interruption -*Governor of Tokyo*- *Gasp* what did you do to all these people? -*Ryujin*-*Good he is panicking* I put them all to sleep don''t worry about them. Now tell me who rules this country -*Governor of Tokyo*- That would be the prime minister Shinto Radio o great dragon -*Ryujin*- where is this prime minister Shinto radio? and is he like the emperor -*Governor of Tokyo*- He is not the emperor -*Ryujin*-HOW DARE YOU TRY TO TRICK ME MORTAL TELL ME WHERE THE EMPEROR IS NOW!! -*Governor of Tokyo*- O GREAT DRAGON! please be merciful I will tell you where he is he is at the imperial palace This novel is published on a different platform. Support the original author by finding the official source.-*Ryujin*- Come here now and kneel -*Ryujin*- *palm place on head* *huh maybe I should just copy all of his memory yeah ill just do that *huh* so that is where he is at he''s a old fuck well guess it doesn''t matter I will be taking over any ways* you have served me well governor here is something for yourself how about u become my servant* -*Governor of Tokyo*- *fuck my life this scary creature want me as a pet fuck him who does he think he is* -*Ryujin*- You know something pet when you speak to a being who is a god maybe you should not think such thoughts *snap* *RIPPPP!!* splash* -*Ryujin*- Oy waiter bring me my food at once! -*waiter*- *trembling* as you wish sir 5 minutes later -*Ryujin*- *wow this food is good* waiter you will become my servant come, Go tell your family you will serve me run along now -*waiter*- Thank you sir -*Ryujin*- Now to go to the emperor *PTDUNE!* wow this is it oh well guess this needs to go *snap* *BOOOOM!!* ah that''s better now i need a castle*snap* RUMBLE* *CRASH*SLAM!!* -*Ryujin*- There thats much better now tell the people i am their new ruler *cough* *ahem* HEAR ME MORTALS I AM THE GREAT DRAGON GOD RYUJIN AND JAPAN IS NOW RULED BY ME COME TO MY PALACE AND AND SWEAR FEALTY TO ME OR DIE PEOPLE WHO JOIN ME SHALL RECIEVE GIFTS OF GREAT VALUE!!! *now all i have to do is go find the fake ruler the prime minister 12 minutes later -*Shinto Radio*- I coulda sworn I saw a dragon eye flash through my mind for a second it was a vivid dragon eye it felt like it was searching my very soul and judging it was a terrifying experiencewhat could have caused me to have such a vision I wish to nev-* -*Ryujin*- My name is Ryujin u pathetic trash come prepare ur self we are going to have a little chat -*Ryujin*- Now swear fealty to me or die! -*Shinto Radio*- So that was you and are you really a dragon god ? -*Ryujin*- You test my patience mortal when I went to sleep this place called japan used to rule and control the world with a diamond fist and now it is pathetic little island. Come join me you will be my chief of foreign affairs we will once again control this world and you will address me as your majesty or my liege also take me to this machine you call a computer so do you wish to rule the world and have japan be at the pinnacle of all things? -*Shinto Radio*- OF COURSE YOUR MAJESTY!! -*Ryujin*- * now phase one is complete now all I need is a woman* poll: what should he do now what would my readers like to see happen now please vote and if you happen to have different suggestions then what i have suggested please post them below Help support creative writers by finding and reading their stories on the original site.
some1 break the tie poll: what kind of throne room should he have throne room 1 throne room 2 throne room 3 A case of literary theft: this tale is not rightfully on Amazon; if you see it, report the violation. now because a good majority of you readers want alot of beautiful women YOU SHALL ALL HAVE THEM ALL AND THEY SHALL BE TAKEN USING FORCE XD also ZLIGHTNING thank you so much for liking my work so far means alot to me O GREAT EMPEROR PENGUIN *bows* Poll: who shall his empress be option 1 option 2 This book was originally published on Royal Road. Check it out there for the real experience.option 3 option 4 CH:3 Ryujin= Boss Ass Bitch 5 years later -*Ryujin*-* Life sure is good i just need to find my empress I finished conquering the world my dragon legions have been fully trained and armed I have an air legion.* -*Ryujin*-* I also have a land legion* -*Ryujin*-Life is so boring huh didn''t I round up all of the most beautiful women I want a son yeah that would be real nice to go teach my son how to be a dictator and control people and how to use magic spells wait wouldnt he be a demi god that is just too damn weak for my liking I am a high god, i can''t have any pussy bitch son i guess i would have to break some rules i just hope the creator thinks its amusing so i dont get my ass beat now i just have to remember where i kept those beauties. -*Ryujin*- Hey! bitchface where are my women? -*bitchface*- they are kept in the penthouse your majesty. -*Ryujin*-oh thank you here is a little gift you are no longer a slave now you are a servant also heres is a gold bar you are quite lucky that you did not have any negative thoughts towards me like those other couple hundred slaves I killed last week. -*bitchface*- Oh I would never think such things about you. your majesty I only hope one day with I will no longer be a servant and may have a more influential job. -*Ryujin*- Ah yes it is a shame that such a day will never happen now run along bitch face and go clean the stairs you might need some slaves so ask some guards and tell them I wanted it done now go *shuu!* -*bitchface*- Thank you your majesty for my gift I shall go and complete my task at once. -*Ryujin*- *Hmph* not bad maybe I will give him a promotion yea that sounds good 3 years he has done everything I ask of him and he has never missed a day even one he got really sick. -*???????*-AAHHHHH!!!! help me somebody anybody please help me *shichkuipsh* help.... meee... *BOOM* ( sonic boom from speed barrier being broken-(author note) -*Ryujin*- WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HEEERE!!! O MY GOD BITCHFACE!? Rufus who did this? -*Rufus*- Well he claimed he needed slaves but I saw he had a gold bar so I thought he stole it then he had the balls to say that you gave it to him what nonsense right so I killed him -*Rufus*- He was lying right I mean what was bitchface doing with a gold bar? -*Ryujin*- No he was telling the truth guess I better bring him back *snap* (imagine halo music in the background (author note) -*Ryujin*- Now I won''t kill you, Rufus as you are my favorite guard but if this happens again you will wish it didn''t -*Rufus*- Thank you my liege it shall not happen again -*Ryujin*- No it better not come bitchface walk with me -*bitchface*- As you wish your majesty 4 minutes later -*bitchface*- But your majesty this is the penthouse I can not go in there it was written in the rule book -*Ryujin*- You are being promoted to royal butler and your name shall now be Todd the Butler now let us go pick a woman for you -*Todd the Butler*- Oh thank you my liege how can i ever thank you?*bows* -*Ryujin*- Work till you drop everyday for the rest of your life. -*Todd the Butler*- *a drop of sweat slides down his cheek and splashes on the diamond crusted marble floor at the door of the penthouse* As you wish my lord. -*Ryujin*- Now we shall pick some woman.. what the hell why is it locked *snap* why did you girls lock the door huh where are you? i said WHERE ARE YOU!!? *pant* *pant* *grunt* -*????????*- quick someone is here get dressed oh fuck she''s dead what am i going to do *pop* *vein bulge* -*Ryujin*- WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!! U KNOW WHAT WHO CARES GET OVER HERE *reaches hand out and uses magic to drag him over on the nice marble floor* -*stupid ass bitch who raped and killed one of Ryujins woman* NOOOO!!! PLEASEE!! DONT KILL ME ILL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT!! PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU!! -*Ryujin*- Ok cut your dick and balls off right now here''s a sharp knife I had crafted today If you find this story on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen. Please report the infringement.-*stupid ass bitch who raped and killed one of Ryujins woman* NOO I can''t *as he trembles while holding the knife* I just can''t do it -*Ryujin*- This is your last chance do it now or be tortured for the rest of your life until you die of old age. -*stupid ass bitch who raped and killed one of Ryujins woman* NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! please ill do it ill do it anything but that *slichsh* *splash* *splat* -*Ryujin*- There now have you learned from your mistakes yet you piece of trash come over to the balcony so I can heal you alright -*stupid ass bitch who raped and killed one of Ryujins woman* I learned my lesson your majes- AHHHHHHH!!!!! -*Ryujin*- There he can''t ever do that again *splat* ah this poor woman I am not going to revive you as I do not want used goods. -*Todd the Butler*- I would like her but please erase that awful memory from her mind your majesty -*Ryujin*- I knew you were a good choice Todd just for you I will do this as a favor and gift. -*Todd the Butler *- Oh thank you my liege -*Ryujin*- *snap* -*??????*- *inhales deeply* -*Ryujin*- wendy wake up you are to marry Todd the Butler when he wishes to -*wendy*- As you command it shall be done my lord -*Ryujin*- take good care of her Todd she was an orphan from the war and I consider her a bit of a daughter but I feel you will do well together. -*Todd the Butler*- I will make sure she is happy my lord. -*Ryujin*- good now run along you two -*Todd-wendy*- yes my lord (they said in unison). 2 weeks later -*Ryujin*- o great creator I know I have done some horrible deeds but please grant me the most beautiful wife I have conquered the whole world and have spent many a day and resources to find the perfect mate but she is so elusive please great creator cut me some slack. -*???????*- *ok buddy* -*Ryujin*- wait what the fuck was that I just felt my whole soul almost get ripped in half did the creator just respond to my request. Nah I just must be tired maybe I should go to be- (door to the throne room opens ) -*Ryujin*- Oh hey Todd I thought I asked you to knock before you come in oh never mind what is it you need -*Todd the Butler*- I''m sorry milord but one of our ''''allies'''' has requested an audience and he refuses to leave. Him and his daughter are here to speak with you. -*Ryujin*- *please let this be quick* alright Todd send them in -*???????*- Ah emperor Ryujin it is so good to see you again me and my daug- -*Ryujin*- Yes yes what do you want mavis -*Mavis*- *vein pops out* we require some aid the rebels are still resis- -*Ryujin*-GOOD LORD MAVIS YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU HAD SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER!!! *glass windows shake intensely* -*Mavis*- Fat chance she is my most precious ever since her mother died in the war years ago when you up and decided to take ove- -*Ryujin*- Yes yes so is she a virgin? i only like virgins cause they are pure so is she ? -*Mavis*- Well of course she is pure are you an idiot or just plain retar- -*Ryujin*- WATCH YOUR TONGUE YOU PATHETIC LITTLE CREATURE OR ILL RIP IT OUT!!! -*Mavis*- *dark stain slowly spreads down his pants as he trembles in fear* Y-es.. E-mpe-ror... Ryuj-in -*Ryujin*- Now come along dear we will get married next month. -*Akiko*- yes my emperor. -*Ryujin*- After we are married I will change you into something so that you may live along side me for the rest of time -*Akiko*- It would be my honor my emperor. (authors note: Guys and Gals I am trying very hard to please you all please follow and rank my book so far so I can see exactly how many people like this and if I should keep the chapters coming P.S: I will be posting a poll later on what race the empress shall get turned into please also vote on that ) Poll: what race should empress be changed to option 1 Elf option 2 Dragoness option 3 half dragoness option 4 vampire
if have other suggestion plz post a reply also i have been averaging close to 500 views per chapter and only have 11 followers i do not think i am doing so well long hiatus gonna make something new entirely yea i have a bunch of ideas right now for this but i thought of a story i thought was cooler so i wanna write tht instead come read my new one THE SOUL DEVOURING MAGE