《Re:BoredBlood》 Chapter 1: Out of the womb and into the fire hi this is the first chapter and it''s kind of short but that''s how most of them will be and others might be a bit longer. Hope you enjoy! ------- ------Would you like a new start?------- Every day is the same for me. Wake up, go to class, listen to the professor¡¯s lecture, take some notes and repeat. I don¡¯t really have any friends at school. The only friends I have are over the internet. So I¡¯m a shut-in that has to go to college. I want to start a new life. To choose to change my destiny. But it has yet to happen and I have to keep reminding myself to hope but not hope at the same time, know what I mean? Sort of like, ¡®Beggars can be choosers, they can choose to beg,¡¯ Well I¡¯m not sure if that fits or not anyways. I¡¯ve always read books, light novels, manga and my favorite by far are the reincarnation ones. Just because it¡¯s a new start in a new world. Who wouldn¡¯t love that? Usually the books start out with the protagonist with his memories intact and waking up as a baby. Rather than have my memory sealed because that would suck. It¡¯s the difference between 21st century and 2nd century medicine. Which would you rather have? Dying from tetanus? No thanks for sealed memories. Well, today when I got back to my apartment I started writing a novel about something like this. Opening my laptop I went to typing whatever came to my mind. Until the keyboard stopped working. No matter what I pressed the letters on the screen wouldn¡¯t appear. However some did start appearing on their own which automatically made me wipe my eyes and slap my cheeks to make sure I wasn¡¯t hallucinating. [It seems you want to be reborn, do you not?] Well yes of course I do, that would be awesome! Why do you think I¡¯m writing a story about something like this in the first place? As if the computer knew what I was thinking it continued. [Very well then, what do you wish to be reborn as? Here are your options, choose wisely] -Human -Beastman -Demon -Elf -Merman/Mermaid -Centaur -Faerie -Dwarf -Random (neither of the above, good luck if that¡¯s what you want hehehe) This is interesting. Human definitely no, since I already am and it¡¯s quite boring. Also human¡¯s usually end up being weak and as far as politics and laws that restrict all the fun in life it¡¯s going to be a big NO. Demon might be a good choice, but I have no idea if they could be a hated race and a minority that gets hunted down. Kind of like the Salem Witch Trials of some sort. Elf would be beneficial since they have long lives and in my opinion always the coolest infrastructure being tree houses. Merman sounds ridiculous, plus I have always feared the ocean due to traumatic events. My parents died in a cruise liner accident while I was with my grandparents at the time. Anyways centaur would be annoying because they are known to be big on ¡®honor¡¯ which is also ridiculous. Don¡¯t get me wrong, I won¡¯t discard honor or chivalry, rather I would not want to die for it for useless reasons (example: if a woman is getting violated in front of my eyes I would definitely stop the assholes no doubt about it. Ex-nay on the rape). But if I want to kill someone who wants to harm me, I¡¯m not going to initiate a duel! I¡¯m going to kill him, not dance with guy under rules with shiny dulled swords. Faerie just sounds like a weak race so that¡¯s a no-go. Most likely I will be in a small body too. That¡¯s also why I¡¯m not picking dwarf. Well the other reason is because most of the time you can¡¯t tell the male dwarfs from the females¡­ This story has been taken without authorization. Report any sightings. Random sounds exciting, dangerous and mysterious. And I always love leaving things up to chance. Random¡¯s my choice. [Interesting, then ¡®random¡¯ it will be. Enjoy ¨C yours truly, Destiny] Then the room fills with blinding light and I¡¯m sucked into the screen and I leave Earth behind. ~~~~~~~ Ugh, it takes a while to adjust to the change of light and look at my scenery. And there isn¡¯t much to look at in the first place. Right, I forgot that I¡¯m either in an egg or someone¡¯s womb. *Poke* Yep it¡¯s definitely a womb¡­ Ugh, the person didn¡¯t like it apparently because she slapped her stomach. Why would you do that?! Unless said person has a strong body. In that case will I be strong too? Well I don¡¯t get the chance because I¡¯m getting pulled out of my new comfortable squishy home. Argh! They¡¯re pulling me like when you have a really long sock and you¡¯re trying to get your foot out. It¡¯s the only thing I can think of to relate in this situation, because it¡¯s all happening too fast. Suddenly I hear a lot of moaning and the awaited words from every LN, ¡°Puuushh!!! You can do it your majesty!¡± (???) Hm, that lady¡¯s tone sounds like she wants to get this over with¡­rather ¡®your majesty¡¯??? Yes! Hella awesome, I¡¯m going to be a prince! *cough* erm, this I know because I already checked my gender... ¡°Ah! It¡¯s a boy congratulations!¡± (???) Why does she sound more like she¡¯s relieved and scared at the moment rather than happy? Am I supposed to be a girl instead? Sorry but I like to keep my body parts the same. What''s frightening her? ¡°Good, Lisa you can go back to the dining room and get set up for your daily contribution. My wife and I will take care of the rest. Leave now.¡± (Dad?) ¡°Y-yes your majesty¡± (Scared Lisa) That sounds ominous. Well let¡¯s see first before I jump to conclusions. Damn, it¡¯s bright but that¡¯s not the problem. No the problem is what I see when I open my eyes. Scary. Understatement. My father has red hair and red eyes with tattoos and grinning like he found a new toy to add to his collection. And the worst part is he has fangs! {author note: here is a photo. Just imagine he is grinning lol http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/8/80479/3237184-vampire.jpg Apparently the ¡®daily contribution¡¯ is being a personal blood bank! Ugh, can I crawl back into the womb? Unfortunately the iron grip on my body won¡¯t let me though. ¡°You are going to scare him if you look at him like that dear. Remember even though child blood tastes the best, he is still our son geez.¡± (Mother the savior) ¡°kekeke of course honey, I just wanted to see what face he would make. Our prince can¡¯t soil himself after giving him the signature vampire grin!¡± (Crazy Father) *Smack!* Mom can pack a serious punch. He almost dropped me and my new life might have come to a satisfying end. Either grab me from him or stuff me back in there mother! Also I almost did soil myself¡­ Thankfully mother grabs me from the clutches of the villain, inducing the famous nap-time much needed. ------- Hey if you have any idea''s to make this better then comment please hehe Chapter 2: Desired Effects Here is chapter 2 hope you guys like it! [th_059_.gif] ------- Authors note: the mc¡¯s new name in Sin¡¯Zhen Zelfang. Usually people will call him Prince Sin later on. Waking up I found out I can¡¯t move my arms. Rather, I can¡¯t move anything¡­ So I start wailing at the top of my lungs. Ah, that seemed to work. Apparently I was stuck between two mountains and the owner of those mountains finally woke up. ¡°Awww my little prince you must want some milk huh?¡± [Mother] Ehhhh, not really but if you say so then sure¡­itadakimasu~ Damn that¡¯s some good breastmilk. I feel so rejuvenated, it¡¯s like the fountain of youth! Too bad Ind*ana J*nes, you were searching for a cup of the Holy Grail while I got ¡®jugs¡¯ full of it mwahahahaha. Oh no, I''m getting tired¡­..those jugs of life-juice¡­.such a waste¡­..zzzzzzz This time I wake up in a fancy cradle in an equally fancy room all by myself. While I¡¯m looking at the ceiling that even seems to be lined with silver or intricate engravings, the stone seems like an invisible chisel is making letters on it. Ugh the only thing or person I know that would hold conversations using text would be Destiny. It almost feels like the last part of that question was written as if the person was laughing and trying to write at the same time. Hmph, godly bastard. Why don¡¯t you just appear like a spirit or some kind of imposing figure like in most LN? Wait, don¡¯t tell me you are shy? <¡­> Bwahahaha I was right, and you can¡¯t even write that well eithe- *thump* Oww shit he carved a small chunk of rock and it fall on my head! Pretty sure if I was a human child my brain matter would be having some alone time with my cradle. Whatever, why are you even here anyways? I got an OP skill right? That¡¯s what supposed to happen right? <¡­about that¡­> You didn¡¯t give me one? <¡­> If you don¡¯t give me an amazing skill then when I grow up I¡¯m going to make introduce a law that bans anyone to preach about you in my kingdom and then make an anti-destiny cult that will pray to Fate instead. Or even better, I will make a holiday where the whole kingdom has a festival that badmouths and defames you, Destiny. The festival will have ¡®pin the tail on the Destiny¡¯ and ¡®whack a Destiny¡¯ and others. Meanwhile there will be bonfires with destiny effigy burning while holding a paper and pencil. Huhuhu I have several more ideas where that came from. Hum. I was thinking about becoming something like a swordsman even though its clich¨¦. Actually can you give me an item that will grow with me instead? I¡¯m thinking a sword, but I have always wanted a sentient sword like in anime. One that can talk to me and grow a bond at the same time to make it where I won¡¯t always be alone and won¡¯t betray me. Make it to where it can change form too. Sword form, accessory form, and humanoid form. Also make it female¡­ Did you know this story is from Royal Road? Read the official version for free and support the author. ¡¯Dumbass Destiny Day¡¯¡­. Much appreciated. Oh and when you leave can you scribble out your writing but keep it there, I want to pull a prank. After that he chisel-scribbles his words, destroying all of the intricate designs that made that part of the ceiling look pretty. And right on cue, the maid Lisa walks in followed by my parents too. As they get close I put both of my hands up in the air and make it look like I want to touch the ceiling. I did this because holding my arm out and pointing is a little bit too smart for a 2 day old baby. This all depends also on whether or not my parents will stop and think why a maid would vandalize a ceiling. Luckily they were caught up in the moment and when I then looked at the maid they figured out what I meant. Hehe time to see what happens to the maid when they think she did it. My father calls a guard then when he comes in he orders the guard, ¡°Take Lisa to the dungeon and drain her until there is nothing left.¡± [Father] Oops, maybe I underestimated the villain aspect of my crazy dad. Need to salvage the situation! Ah! I have fangs, albeit baby fangs but it¡¯s enough. I start wailing and waving at mother and chomping my jaw to show I want to feast on Lisa. ¡°Wait. Lisa you should feel honored, my baby son wants to drink your blood instead of punish you.¡± [Mother] ¡°O-oh thank you so much Prince Sin, I would be h-honored to!¡± [Terrified Lisa] Well I have been wanting to test out these suckers since I bit my tongue on accident this morning. Lisa bends over while held by the guard. *Sluuurp* Ohhhh that was heavenly! It seems Lisa thought so too, but I think she liked it a little too much. There is obvious lust in her eyes for some reason¡­It¡¯s so strong she doesn¡¯t realize I¡¯m a baby and she wants to devour me in the bedroom. Scary. My father and mother look at each other like there is something wrong. ¡°Honey, I think there might be something wrong with the effect Sin has given her.¡± [Mother] ¡°Yes it seems like the effect has multiplied tenfold and is lasting too. It¡¯s like the equivalent of a love potion, this is very dangerous¡­BWAHAHAHA I knew my son would conquer women just like his fath- *Smack* Damn, need to make sure not to get on mom¡¯s bad side¡­ Wait a minute¡­ I bet this is something Destiny set up for me. I don¡¯t know whether this is a gift or a curse. ¡°Since he has already affected Lisa then I¡¯m sure she would kill herself before she lets someone else drink her blood. Might as well make her his personal maid from now on. She knows that if she tries anything funny, her head will be on a spike in the courtyard. [Father] *Gulp* [Lisa] Well this should be interesting. Now I have my own maid, more like a slave. It helps that she is like 17 and will look better now that she won¡¯t be giving blood as much. She should be back to healthy shape in no time. Doesn¡¯t mean I won¡¯t snack on her from time to time huhuhu¡­ Chapter 3: The Gift Hey, here''s chapter 3, hope you like it :) kinda short sorry dialogue: -xxxxx- sword speaking telepathically italic is Sin speaking telepathically ------- -Sin, wake up¡­come on¡­waaaake up- Muu, unless you have breastmilk be quiet. -fufufu such a thirsty boy, sorry but I can¡¯t. You need to wake up though- Huh?...Uwaaa! who are you!? Other than the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in both lives! Like a goddess! -Well you can say that I am a goddess, rather right now I¡¯m a sword. I forgot to introduce myself. But maybe first I should change into a ring instead of humanoid because my breasts aren¡¯t where my eyes are fufu- *baby blush* Sorry about that. I¡¯ll listen though, don¡¯t worry. -Anyways, my name is Nyx the Greek goddess of the night. Except I decided to inhabit the sword that brat Destiny made, because I was bored- She¡¯s immaculate and carries the aura of a big sister. Dressed in a black dress that sticks to her curves and every inch of her is perfect. With pale skin that contrasts well with her black dress and black hair, if I were to rate her on a scale 1-10 it would be impossible. Maybe instead of 11/10 it would be infinity/10. And the ¡®heavenly¡¯ mountains that stand tall makes me wish she could breastfee¡ªokay I digress. Wait so if you are the sword basically, doesn¡¯t that mean this sword is too strong. Like it could cut the planet in two? -No, if I unleash that much power the sword will shatter before you even swing. Plus I have made it just like you want so it grows with you. The sword can¡¯t even handle 0.00000000001% of my power. After all, I was created right after the beginning of everything, so my power and knowledge vastly outstrip most gods. This is exactly why Zeus is scared of me hehehe, I¡¯ve put him in time-out before. Did you know he gives his clothes special names? Like ThunderPants, or his RumbleRobes, oh and even his underwear the BlastBoxers!- ---- {Meanwhile in Olympus¡­..*ACHOOO!!!* ¡°Damn, someone must be spouting something about me. I¡¯m sure it¡¯s some secret. Hmph, no worries, I have my lucky CrashCloak I just got done washing.¡±} {Meanwhile on Earth¡­..News reporter: ¡°Yes, it¡¯s true, I¡¯m standing here in Italy where there is the greatest thunderstorm in history! Many people are trying to get to safety right now and some are even yelling, blaming it on the gods. We can only hope that this passes soon! That¡¯s all for Channel 10 news. Now back to you¡­¡±} ---- Nyx this world has magic right? -Why do you want to learn? I¡¯m willing to teach you. Not like anything else is going on- Ah, that would be a lot of help, it sounds fun. Maybe there is something I can use to tame Lisa before she hugs me to death. Like a taser¡­ -fufu that should be interesting. But for now you cannot cast spells. You are too young, and your body could explode from the inside out. So for the next couple years you will be using meditation to help expand your mana pool. Also it will help you better manipulate the mana- Then Nyx tells me how exactly to meditate and what to look for inside of me. However it is slightly different from what is supposed to happen. At least to normal people, that is. Usually there would be a mana core in the chest with one color. Sometimes there are rare cases where there is two colors swirling around, meaning dual-element affinity. The narrative has been taken without permission. Report any sightings. My mana core is changing between 7 different affinities constantly. Earth, Fire, Water, Air, Light, Darkness. Apparently that means I have an affinity for all types. That is not the strangest part though, because in the mana core the Roman numeral I is floating in the center. When I ask Nyx what is going on she answers, -Think of it as a gift from me, I wanted to see you crush your enemies instead of simply killing them, also it¡¯s no fun if you¡¯re an average joe. The numerals are for your evolutions for example: I, II, III, IV, V etc.- How do I evolve? Go from drinking blood type O to blood type AB-? Go from slurping commoner¡¯s blood to a queen¡¯s blood? Oh, or bathe in blood rather than water mwahahaha! -Okay enough, you have to have a blood orgy¡­.Just kidding. Anyways to evolve you need me- Sorry I don¡¯t think biting a sword will help. Even if you¡¯re in humanoid form¡­but I¡¯ll try hehe. -Let me explain better: later on when you are able to use me (that sounds wrong) then every time you kill a beast or person you will walk to their corpse, stab them and I, the sword, will drink the blood and channel it into you. It¡¯s easier than bending over and biting them yourself and you also don¡¯t get as strong as you would if you absorbed through sword. In a battle you might find a break where you can quickly draw blood out of a dead victim to get your strength back too- Why do they have to be dead? Can¡¯t I just absorb and attack at the same time? -No, when the soul is still in the body, to absorb through the blade they have to be dead. Unless you want another soul inhabiting itself in here along with me- Wait what? The sword can take the soul of my enemy and put it inside? It slurps from a body, hum, fitting for a vampire though. Come to think of it, what is the name of this thing? -Yeah that is one of the abilities this sword has. Although I can tell you whether or not there is a soul still inside before you absorb, telepathically in an instant before you actually do absorb. That way we can circumvent such problems. By the way the sword¡¯s name is Midnight Tempest. Its attacks do the most damage when using darkness and air affinity- Okay so now that I have that answered I should go back and start absorbing the mana in the air and move the mana in my core to all my limbs¡­minus 1. Well until my arch nemesis showed up. ¡°Kyaaaa! Little prince is so cute let me hold you and make sure you¡¯ve been fed well!¡± [Lisa the Leech] Guh- fed well?! You won¡¯t be able to feed me anything if I can¡¯t breathe! Her twin towers are going to crush my head! hehehe not to worry, I already have a countermeasure set up. *Chomp!*¡­.*Sluuuuuurp!* ¡°Ahn¡­little prince don¡¯t take too much¡­.that¡¯s enough¡­..zzzzzzz¡± [Defeated Lisa] Huhuhu enemy vanquished, now time for a little more to finish the snack but keep alive, then back to sleep. ------- AUTHOR NOTE: So I''m probably going to make a side chapter that has the history and geography and such for this fiction. kind of like a chapter 4.5 or a chapter 5.5 know what I mean? Mainly because I want to get the setting of the story out of the way and focus more on plot/battles/romance. AUTHOR NOTE 2: All of this above about souls is imaginative so if anyone is die-hard zealots/fans of souls and such, then just know it is randomness and not based on anything :D Chapter 4: Lisa and Time Hey, so here is the next chapter hope you like it! ------- It has been 3 months give or take since I have been born as a vampire prince. Mother dotes on me all of the time and sometimes hugs me in a vampire death-grip while sleeping. Most of the time I am left alone while I get Nyx to go humanoid-form and do her shadow walking to go get me books from the Royal Library. Other than shadow walking which is the equivalent of invisibility, I¡¯m not sure what else she can do. I know what I would do if I had that and was adult sized¡­obviously go out and steal¡ªuh¡ªacquire blood from outside. Recently I have had a craving for blood and I fear that the more I take from Lisa the more she will be¡­well¡­I think I turned her into a shota-con. I fear for my life sometimes, while I can hear Nyx in my mind doing a spiritual version of laughing until she can¡¯t breathe anymore. However I have methods to achieve victory and defeat Lusty-Lisa! It¡¯s a small story but let¡¯s go back to this morning shall we? ---earlier today--- *BANG* Holy shit! Is it the police?! Oh wait, wrong world. Ugh, no! It¡¯s even worse! My own creation and abomination returns for more! The door slammed open and Lisa, who is supposed to be a composed maid under the royal family, comes barging in like a crazy shopper on Black Friday. Huuu, breathe in, breathe out¡­time to show my new skill I created. Technically it¡¯s not an actual skill, but just imagine it is¡­ ¡°Prince Siiiiinnnn time to take a bath!!¡± [Lisa the Abomination] Target acquired!....Fire!....¡¯Ocular Orgasm!¡¯ *Shudder* ¡°Ahn, Prince, don¡¯t look at me like that¡­.I can¡¯t take it¡­¡± [Lisa K.O.¡¯d] This is the pseudo-skill I make Nyx help me practice with. Well, she just sits there and tells me if my facial expression and demeanor is the best one out of other attempts. The only reason this works too, as I have figured out, is because when I suck blood out of the victim each day for several days in a row, the reaction towards me gets stronger every time. My other method for pushing back the enemy is one that is not always reliable. I call it the Anti-Lust Landmine. All I need is a fresh diaper and to have eaten already. I¡¯m sure you can figure out from there¡­ Also I have failed attempts too. I tried to put on an evil glare when she enters. I¡¯m sure to people on earth I would look like Dr. Ev*l¡¯s mini-me from Aust*n Pow*rs. However it had the opposite effect and she just kicked it into overdrive running to my royal sanctuary¡­rather it has been feeling like a royal prison instead of a crib. Later, I noticed in the mirror it didn¡¯t work because I just look too damn cute. Trying to say that in a non-narcissistic way of course. ---back to the present day--- I am still absorbing mana from my surroundings to get a head start for when I get older. Nyx has told me that most of my mana when I attack will go through the sword as a medium. Similar to a staff for mages, this is because channeling the moves through the sword increases the power of the attack. Plus why would I not use the sword when I have it? Not that I won¡¯t train hand-to-hand combat, but I will mostly focus on swordsmanship. Nyx also taught me to make sure and refine my mana in meditation by channeling it to the sword and then back again. Sort of how you take dirty clothes(mana) and put them in the washer and dryer(sword) then once they are clean grab the clothes out and put them on(mana core). This is a simple version of the actual process but easy to explain. The only reason I can do this is because it has Nyx as the soul inside of it. She is Dark attribute, and I have Dark affinity. However if I did not have her helping me then the mana I turn into Dark attribute would not be as pure. This means later on my attacks and skills with Darkness is going to be on a whole different level compared to others. Such a cheat¡­ Starting today I am going to make a light training schedule that will push my baby muscles to the limit. ---6 months after birth--- Using my training schedule paired with my meditation has allowed my body to grow quite a bit. Enough to where I can plan better countermeasures against the pedo-maid. It also helps that I talk too, making her obey my orders. She is pretty much a horn-dog. I have gotten used to it. It¡¯s like when you are sleeping in a forest and you have to make sure and be aware of animals that could attack you in your sleep. Oh where art thou faithful Nyx when this one is in trouble? Snoring in a damn spiritual part of my body, that¡¯s where. She does help boost my confidence when I¡¯m feeling defeated by my lust-demon-maid. Mother almost killed me out of joy when I started talking and walking. Anacondas are like rubber bands compared to her grip. I feel like I¡¯m in a trash compacter awaiting my doom. Apparently the parents thought achievement of talking/walking was a cause for celebration and hosted a feast. While I was sitting next to father eating at the table I asked a question that has been on my mind, ¡°Father where are all the coffins?¡± Media has shown the vampire¡¯s sleeping in coffins, so I was wondering why my crib wasn¡¯t one. ¡°Huhuhu, my son, who do you need snuffed? I can order my assassins to kill them and bury them in a nice coffin hehe.¡± [Father with evil grin] Uwah, that¡¯s scary. That¡¯s not what I meant! ¡°Sooo, you don¡¯t sleep in coffins?¡± ¡°What? Bwahahaha of course not! How am I supposed to fit a harem into a coffin at nigh--*SMACK!* Stolen content warning: this content belongs on Royal Road. Report any occurrences. Hoh, looks like he incurred the wrath of mother again. Damn, there is a humanoid outline in the wall where he soared through after getting hit¡­ ¡°Don¡¯t worry sweetie, he won¡¯t die from that. It wasn¡¯t even full strength fufu~¡± [M-m-mother?!] I try to put on a smile while sweating bullets and somehow it works. The maids look even worse, almost like they just saw a cat turn into a tiger. I was thinking more like an angel turning into a demon. After Father finally stumbles back into the dining hall all of a sudden the atmosphere turns serious and both Mother and Father look at me. ¡°Um, what did I do?¡± ¡°We were waiting for the right time to tell you¡­¡± [Mother] ¡°¡­You¡¯re going to have a sibling.¡± [Father] Hah? I¡¯m going to be a big brother? What kind of clich¨¦ situation is this? I guess it isn¡¯t so bad, I get to brainwash¡ªuh¡ªteach my little brother/sister how to act. Then maybe if it is a brother I can try and pass the heir to the throne part of my life off to him! Not that being a king doesn¡¯t sound like a sweet deal, but it doesn¡¯t allow much freedom. Or if it is a little sister, I can attack all of her suitor¡¯s mwahahaha! Unfortunately my thoughts of protecting my could-be little sister were cut short with the next bomb dropped. ¡°And we have also set up an arranged marriage for you.¡± [Father] *crickets in the background* ¡°What?! Wait a minute, when was this decided? Oh and is she cute? Even though I¡¯m not even 1 year old yet you set something like this up¡­¡± ¡°It will be fine sweetie, you¡¯ll see. She will grow up to be one of the most beautiful women out there!¡± [Mother] Hmmm, is this the start to a harem? Meh, who knows? -----Sin¡¯Zhen Zelfang is 5 years old after next P.O.V.----- ---Lisa P.O.V. from birth to now--- When I first pulled little Sin out of her majesty, I was scared and just wanted to leave the room, but I had to keep a smile on my face. The Queen¡¯s wrath is not to be forgotten. Although Sin did look like the cutest baby I have ever seen in my life. He had crimson red hair and eyes just like his father, the king. When I thought all was well, the King told me to go drain my blood while they talk together. Time to feed the others¡­ Now I go with the Queen daily to check up on the little prince, and help when necessary. However today was different. When we walked in, it seemed like Sin was trying to grab something in the air so we looked up and to my horror the ceiling was scratched up and tainted like a bandit whore. It seemed like they were blaming it on me and I was so lost in thought about how they were going to drink me dry like a water well in the desert. Wuuuu, I¡¯m going to die! Then suddenly the little prince acts like he wants to suck my blood, oh no, he¡¯s going to be the one to kill me! I knew he was evil! Ahhh wait this feels so good, ahn I¡¯m getting wet¡­nooo, I¡¯m a maid! I shouldn¡¯t be so disgraceful¡­but¡­it¡¯s no use!! Next thing I know I¡¯m looking at little prince Sin, but he¡¯s too cute, guh, I can¡¯t take it anymore! I have to hug him!! I need his fangs and all of him!! It¡¯s like that every time I see him and I still can¡¯t get him out of my head. He tries to obstruct me all of the time but he doesn¡¯t realize it just makes me want him more fufu~. I¡¯m going to serve him for life and give my whole body to him, even if I have to wait for years¡­ ----Sin P.O.V. (5yrs old)--- The past years of my life has been a long ride, and I also have a little sister now who is 2 years younger than me. So later on I will go with plan ¡®Destroy Daring Dipshits¡¯ when she grows up. Unless the man has no foul intentions and is innocent then all others will have an unfortunate ¡®accident¡¯ occur huhuhu. On a different note, I have successfully wooed my fianc¨¦e, Violet Siprell, during the last couple years. I say woo, but it¡¯s more like ¡®sharing a prisoner¡¯s blood for fun¡¯. Yeah it¡¯s a game that would make a bystander who is not vampire cringe in disgust. Hey, it¡¯s a damn good way to have a snack and pass the time when you¡¯re bored. It¡¯s a game where you take turns draining a prisoner¡¯s blood until he/she dies and if you were the last one that slurped when the prisoner died, then you lose. And what is neat is each race and size has a different amount of blood stored in them so you never know when they run out! The elves die quick though, but they taste magical hehehe. Today Violet won 5-3 so since I¡¯m the loser I have to drink fruit juice. Blasphemy! Fruit juice taste disgusting for vampires, that¡¯s why the loser drinks it. By the way, I learned the rankings for both Mages and Warriors strength are the same as the adventurer¡¯s guild: G, F, E, D, C, B, A, S, SS, SSS, X, and anything beyond X has not been recorded or even known to exist. The last X-rank was seen centuries ago, and no one knows whether or not he/she still lives. Once you reach S-rank your lifespan increases to 200 years, and keeps rising 200 years each rank until X, which is immortal. And luckily tomorrow Violet and I will be going to get our Status plates! Nyx and I have been preparing for this for years. Time to break common sense! -AUTHOR NOTE: For the lifespan part, this only applies to humans, beastman, etc¡­¡­ Vampires, Elves, Dragons already have super extended lives. -AUTHOR NOTE 2: Next chapter will be status plates and recap of skills/intro to new skills! and other stuffs of course hehe Chapter 5: Unique Blessing? Tis the next chapter, made it in time, whew. Hope you like it! changed the font cuz I felt like it. also btw, the poll i just added was because of a writers block on how I wanted to mold the combat style of Violet --------- Today is the day I get my status plate! I wonder what rank my strength will be, I¡¯ve been training for a few years and my body is equivalent to a 10 year old. Speaking of training, Nyx¡¯s way of teaching me the way of the sword is a total cheat. While holding Midnight Tempest, Nyx can transfer different sword arts to my mind using the sword as a middleman. I feel like Neo from Matr*x. (Author note: later on when he goes to school I will explain the different sword arts he uses and the ones that are used in world) Right now Midnight Tempest will shape itself according to my height so I have it the size of a sword instead of a shovel. The blade of the sword is black and curved, shaped as the greek weapon called a falcata, with the name Midnight Tempest etched onto it Greek: ¦¬¦Å¦Ò?¦Í¦Ô¦Ö¦Ó¦Á ¦Ê¦Á¦Ó¦Á¦É¦Ã?¦Ä¦Á (Author note: here is a picture similar to what I am talking about: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/4d/8f/8d/4d8f8dd9e9dcb8d78adda464e902dbad.jpg) Anyways once I was strong enough to wield it, it became enough to fend off Lisa¡¯s invasions. Fortunately I have her under control, for the most part. I was beginning to think she was going to turn into a yandere type, but since she is a maid that helps to deter any thoughts of violence towards other females. Oh, speak of the devil¡­both figuratively and literally¡­ ¡°Prince Sin, it¡¯s time to wake up, ooohh maybe I can help you with that teehee¡± [Lisa the Mischievous] ¡°Iyaa, Lisa I¡¯m still 5 years old. This is rape!¡± She still advances upon me! ¡°You¡¯re right, this is ripe, and we must act now before our time is spoiled!¡± [Lisa] ¡°Arghh I said rape not ripe!¡± *Bang!* The door explodes inward and shrapnel flies everywhere. Seriously, how many times have we replaced doors so far? My sister enters the room with a furious expression that was most likely inherited by my mother. She¡¯s a natural at it. How did she kick a door in, she¡¯s still a toddler! I sit on my bed expecting lasers to shoot from her eyes and melt Lisa at any moment. No, nevermind, it¡¯s more like she is the Term*nator because of her stiff movements and red eyes pierced on Lisa, doing several different calculations on how to rip her apart piece by piece! I must defuse the situation! Think, think, aha! ¡°Don¡¯t kill her, she is Sarah Connor! The fate of the world depends on her!¡± Eh, why are they giving me puzzled looks? Also, the wall behind them is starting to scribble small words¡­ Oh yeaaa, laugh your ass off Destiny, god damnit! --fufufu-- Not you too Nyx?! --¡­¡­..-- Bah, whatever. ¡°Big brother, she is a bad influence on you! Come with me and leave that sex-fiend behind, we need to get ready to go and get your status plate.¡± [Bossy Sister] I don¡¯t think arguing with her is a wise choice so I go ahead with her while glancing back and giving my Walking Libido Lisa a reassuring nod to follow us. After we eat breakfast, I head to the front of the castle and meet up with my sister and my fianc¨¦e Violet. Violet is wearing a red dress that goes down to her knees with frills on the bottom. It goes great with her red hair and red eyes. Her skin is a perfect jade-white color with no blemishes. Definitely going to be a beauty when she grows up. My sister is in a cute little toddler outfit that¡¯s white and her hair is also white with the ends that are a light red. She has an adorable frown on her face that clearly shows her impatience to step into the carriage and get on with the event already. I hug Violet and pick up my little sister (Astara Zelfang) and enter the luxurious carriage where my parents are already seated, bickering over something about my dad¡¯s women tendencies. Both of them stop when after a few seconds, of course ending with mom¡¯s victory. ¡°Well, son, if you don¡¯t do good enough on your status plate you can always rely on your special love fang ability to become a gold digger, and find another wife of your choosing huhuhu~¡± [Sneaky Father] *initiating evil eye* ¡°Wawawa okay I get it honey, I¡¯ll make sure to help him with the candidates if the time come--*Smack* He never learns¡­Luckily my mother made sure to reinforce the axles and walls of the carriage when it was made so that it won¡¯t break. The foresight is much appreciated. Wait a minute! Is this how you¡¯re supposed to set an example to your kids¡­uwah, it¡¯s too late, little sis is already watching with stars in her eyes! I should go ahead and get a coffin made for her future fianc¨¦e. We have arrived at our city hall where the status plates will be given. Most cities or towns use the adventurer¡¯s guild or a church to hold these events, however our city is the capital of the Beastman country, and the population here is the largest. (Author note: In the capital, Vampires are the ruling families, and there are other races too. Other cities will be ruled by other races.) The parents and family members gather in seats in front of the platform while the kids sit next to the platform to be called up to bind to their status plate. All you have to do to bind is to infuse your mana into the plate which is the size of a hotel keycard from Earth. In cases where the kids (mostly commoners) do not know how to use their mana yet, they can prick their fingers and drop a smidge of blood onto the surface. Violet and I are nobility so we are near the front of the line since the common folk are at the back of the line. I¡¯m an advocate of equal rights, but it¡¯s pointless to try and change people¡¯s minds. And it doesn¡¯t help that I¡¯m 5 years old! I digress¡­ Unauthorized use: this story is on Amazon without permission from the author. Report any sightings. There is an old man in fancy robes that reminds me of the stereotypical wise man from books and movies that is calling our names one by one. I¡¯m expecting him to see a kid who¡¯s too young walk up there and then yell: ¡®You shall not pass!¡¯ As a side note for information regarding status plates: There are people who receive blessings from gods. Most of the time it will be minor gods relating to small stuff for farmers, or fertility, etc. Or in some cases you will have a child that is granted a blessing that will be related to combat or increased affinity to different elements. Those people are scouted by large schools or branch academy¡¯s that will then feed into the main academies. My train of thought is derailed when it becomes Violet¡¯s turn to walk up onto the stage next to Gand*lf. ¡°Next, Violet Siprell from the Siprell House!¡± [Geezer the Grey] I¡¯m excited to see what she got.
Violet SiprellVampire
Age: 5OVERALL RANK: F
Strength: GAgility: F
Stamina: FIntelligence: F
Luck: GCharisma: F
Blessing of Chuangmu:This Blessing from Chuangmu the goddess of the bedchamber will help your mate recover from injury or illness while resting in bed faster. Furthermore, your house will always be clean and your nightly activities will be more satisfying.
Changmu info:Goddess of the bedchamber. She and her husband, Chuang Gong, look after the bedroom in all aspects.
Oh my, thank the gods (literally) she is my wife! So now she is like a succubus hehe. Apparently someone else thinks the same, ¡°Oi, my son, when she grows up do you think we can make a trade? Good idea righ¡ª*SMACK!* [imbecile Father] I instinctually turn my head looking for any structural damage¡­whew, no man shaped holes in the walls. So it seems mother can hold back if she wants to. I can see everyone looking with wide eyes and even some guys with some perverted expressions. Oi! I¡¯m going to lock your faces into my mind-vault for later! She¡¯s 5 you assholes! Eh, well I guess I can¡¯t say anything actually. I have the mind of an adult in a kid¡¯s body¡­At least the old man isn¡¯t staring at her like prime-rib. The room is still silent¡­time to change that get on with the event and cut short those staring at my future wife, ¡°*Ahem!*, we might want to move on unless you want to have a funeral for the old guy up there too.¡± That brought them back from their disgusting fantasies and evil plots! Oh no, the geezer is staring daggers at me. ¡°Ah yes, of course, then next is Sin¡¯Zhen Zelfang of the Royal Family Zelfang.¡± [Angry ojii-san] Violet walks off the stage with an embarrassed expression and I give her my best comforting look, which made her relax a bit, then I stroll onto the stage. After infusing my mana into the plate it shows up in the air just like the others¡­
Sin''Zhen ZelfangRoyal Vampire
Age: 5OVERALL RANK: E
Strength: EAgility: E
Stamina: EIntelligence: E
Luck: FCharisma: B
Blessing of Destiny:Increase to charisma. Women will be wanting your ''royal family jewels'' after you drink blood from them. Good luck kid, you''ll need it, kekeke
Destiny info--Not much is known about him, besides his blatant annoyance of the puny mortal Sin''Zhen Zelfang.
Blessing of Nyx:She will be an ally beside you that you can trust. Also no cost for a holocaust! Need a friend for a roadside genocide? Or maybe you need a date to go with to the ''End of a Civilization Celebration!''
Nyx info--Nyx is the goddess of the night, and will even start a war if it means having fun. She was one of the first gods since creation and her power is no laughing matter.
The whole auditorium goes silent again from the shock after looking at the blessing. Hey Nyx, what is up with those blessings?! --Oh, well, we gods decide what we want to put on the status plate for our blessing. I didn¡¯t think they would react like this¡­-- Then in the background I can hear random people in an uproar, ¡°What kind of blessings are these?! Is this a joke?¡± [Man A] ¡°That guy can make a harem! Lucky bastard!¡± [Envious Man B] ¡°No way, what if the blessing could be given if he gives his blood to other people? He could make a legion of lady killers!¡± [Conspiracy Theorist Man C] ¡°If that worked then he could give me his blood and I could make a reverse harem!¡± [Crazy conspiracy lady D] ¡°I never thought about transferring the blessing, sounds like a good idea! Also, maybe my son could introduce me to Nyx, I bet we could get along well huhuhu. Hmm, why does it feel cold all of a sudden?¡± [My idiotic Father] --hoh, should I change to humanoid form? Hehehe-- No! That would make the situation worse! Like, she-devil worse! I feel respect for my father though, because I too have traversed the path between life and death twice. It was when my mom saw me walk as a baby and then the other when I talked for the first time. Anyways after they all settled down the rest of the kid¡¯s got their status plates. The others didn¡¯t get above F rank and certainly not my B ranked charisma. I guess Destiny had a part in that. Most of the kid¡¯s stayed in the G ranks except for nobles who had a few F ranks. Then once the event was over I got a surprise attack from Lisa and almost suffocated. Then I took bite of her blood as a snack and head home. I have the feeling my harem is going to expand now for some reason¡­ Author note: Royal Vampire race will be explained later, don''t worry. Author note 2: The overall rank is the same as the majority of each stat rank. Like how Sin has a lot of E rank stats, then his overall rank is E. Other situations may vary (teehee, I''ve always wanted to say that phrase in a serious situation) pause, questions and heeeelp! Uwaaaah I feel like an incompetent writer! Noo, keep reading for a sec don''t leave, I feel like the direction I''m going in isn''t great compared to other reincarnation stories...So it''s my first time making a ''re:'' story and character building and PoV''s are my weak point. So I was thinking about doing another time skip to where he is 10yrs old and he goes to an academy and shows his powers and stuff, however I wanted the story to be gritty action scenes and 18+ scenes mixed with happy-go-lucky moments. Like a balance of the two...however I''m a one-track writer not a jack of all trades. As you can see with my other two novels, Second Horizon is more happy-go-lucky and then Martial Morpher is more serious/graphic. Right now I am trying to make a balance and it''s pretty damn difficult. This tale has been unlawfully lifted from Royal Road. If you spot it on Amazon, please report it. So if you guys have any tips for character building, PoV''s, theme balancing, suggestions, whether I should go 1st person perspective or 3rd person, then can you please enlighten me? This selfish one needs thine help for thy tale! To smash the indestructible writer''s block that is rudely taking up residence in my puny mind! [th_015_orz-v2.gif]