《The King Of Crime.》 The beginning of my anger. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. \''Uggggg shut up you stupid alarm just let me sleep for a few more hours please\'' BANG. \''Ha got what he deserved honestly what gives that stupid alarm the right to be all noisy and shit It\''s rediculus\'' \"Yo Quinn you better not of broke another alarm, lord knows we can\''t afford another one\" \"Don\''t you worry dear mother of mine I would never think of doing that\" \"Whatever just get your ass down here so I can take you to school\" \''Wonderful another day in the life of Quinn\'' As I walk downstairs way breakfasts my dad warns me by saying that some dude got Out of prison and is going on a rampage. Sounds stupid and pointless don\''t get me wrong I think that those type of people are very messed up and wrong what\''s the point in killing some people and just getting shot by the police it\''s stupid I would just go to some far off country and hide out but that\''s just me. Any it\''s off to school with me...... A few class hours later.... As I finish up my lunch I notice a guy who used to go to school with me in the back it\''d weird because he got sent to prison but enough of that what I want to know is why my little brother Cormac is in the lunch room too, you see he is supposed to be at another school for kids with dissibilitys and they have dorms so I don\''t see him that often but any who as I try to go up to him I hear the guy in the back yell \"This is payback for all the shit that\''s wrong with you normal people\" Obviously I have no clue what he is talking about all I know is that he is pulling out a 6 round gun now being a good brother I run twards Cormac and shield him in case he were to get shot by pushing him on the ground but as I did that I hear a BANG and then some intense pain and for some reason I see my blood on the ground and I feel happy why you might ask well because I did my job by protecting something I love. My brother you see because he has mental disabilities he would often get picked on by other kids and those other kids would then find them self with a few broken bones and that was alright because it felt like it was us vs. the world you know. Very suddenly as I drift into deaths arms I take a look at my brother and I saw something unforgivable right where the bullet hit me I saw the same bullet priced in Cormac heart. I feel so many emotions at this sight but one is stronger than the rest and what would that one emotion be you might ask well its very simple it is........ The narrative has been taken without permission. Report any sightings. ANGER. RAGE. HATE. FURRY. I know I said one but screw that shit I\''m being spontaneous and as I continue gazing at that I get up ignoring the pain ignoring the tears on my face ignoring everyone but one person. The shooter the one that took away everything from me, the one that I will absolutely kill without a second thought. As I continue to walk twards him he starts shooting at other people ignoring me, I grab a fork from a tray and keep walking planing where to stab first, I start my first attack on the man with the gun..... \"Ghaaaaaaaa.... why the hell are you stabing me\" \"You know exactly why you fucking shit you just killed my brother so I\''m going to kill you now\" Well that got off to a wonderful start he knows why I\''m killing him so I do a little stab stab here a little stab stab here and then finally he dies I walk twards my brother and say \"I\''m sorry please forgive me\" Then I just cry I cry for god knows how long I cry till I die then cry some more then suddenly I realize. Wait I\''m dead. Holy fuck I\''m dead. Death is weird it\''s just darkness and more darkness but with feeling kind of like being in a super dark room but as I keep on yelling about how weird it is being dead somebody suddenly talked with a commanding voice. \"Hear me mortal it is me god the all mighty creator of everything and....\" Just before he finishes his sentence he get a puch to the face with by my hand and I must say it felt really really good he asks me a question \"Mortal why have you struck me is it because I had you and you brother killed are you going to get revenge well be warned I can only be killed buy a fist of justice\" \"Just shut up and fight me already\" ..........................................................................................................................................................end of the first chapter of \"the king of crime\" sorry if it\''s short or bad or just offensive I try ed to make it as good as possible but anyway if you have any comments just comment I don\''t know if I will respond but I will try and have a good day. I beat the irritating guy called god. .Hello lucky here, sorry if I post this chapter wrong I''m still getting use to doing this. Don''t worry thought I''ll find a way to do it . ....................................................................................................... "Just fight me already" Although I said those words with every intention to beat up god I''m getting very very frustrated right now, why you may ask well I will tell you why, BECAUSE THE ONLY THING HE IS DOING IS DODGING ME AND MAKING WEIRD SOUNDS. Seriously that''s it just run in around like some weakling but we both know he is stinger than that so all I need to do is just move faster, this goes on for a long time then finally I get one in and the result was.... "Punch" "Owwwww. Son of a biscuit that hurt like a mother fucker" "Haaa fool not just anybody can punch me it takes hard work and effort to do that now wh..... "LIKE I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THAT CRAP I''LL JUST PUNCH YOU HARDER" After that God just starts to sigh and that eases his hand and..... "Fuck I think he killed me" Just as I said that I saw a light, I went twards it and then I''m back in the empty space with God and then he says " well now that that''s over I''m going to tell you...... "Punch" And I started up the fight again, I feel like you want a explanation of why well I''ll tell you. It''s because I''m pissed because this fucker hasn''t gotten on the ground yet so I fight him again and then he uses some type of magic or some shit to kill me again and then brings me back to life and starts talking then I start fighting him again and again and again. 1 year later..... "Punch" "Haaaaaa I finally did it YES dammit this is such a win haaaaa" I start cheering because finally I beat up god after I 1 Damm year of dying and fighting this monster of a supreme being I finally beat him up then afterwards he got up and said very angry and suprizingly this "Well mortal you beat me in unarmed combat so therefor by rules and regulation I now appoint you as God" "Nope" If you spot this tale on Amazon, know that it has been stolen. Report the violation. "I know you are happy about..." "Wait no" "Yep I don''t want to be god it seemed boring and stupid" And so after I made my declaration I punched a hole in the space and hoped out I heard god call after me but I didn''t feel like answering I''m still pissed but not so much mainly because I just spent the last year fighting god. So I kind of noticed something wrong with my super cool exit that I took when I left god. I DON''T KNOW WHERE I AM "FUCK" Seriously this is getting boring just florin around in space maybe I should ask God to transport me to some magic world, yea let''s try that. "Hey god" "Go Fuck youself" I don''t know what''s more shocking the fact that God actually responded or the fact that he swore I''m going to go with both "But it''s so boring here just transport me and I''ll be gone" "Fine" "Awesome no more boring space shit." Then suddenly I see lots of white lights around me and then I see a planet but it''s kind of weird it''s pretty far away. "Fuck" I just realized that I''m going to fall on it not be transported on it, I''m not scared or anything I mean once you take a few of God''s hit everything else seems really underwellming. As I fall twards this planet that I''m going to call green I feel the heat from falling at 1,00,000,000 miles per hour and planet green is getting really close now. "Bam" Well that was easy, but also a bit scary I mean I''m fully aware that if it was the past me I would have died very painfully. "Who are you" As I look around I see that I''m in some sort of old looking city made of stone and old type things looks like I''m in a world that''s in the middle ages I hope they have fun stuff to do maybe I''ll become a king who knows. ....................................................................................................... hey everybody lucky here, sorry If this is short or posted wrong anyway. Comment below for any reason or even if it''s to say you love cactus I don''t know why somebody would but still have a good day the path of a king Hey people lucky here, sorry if I kept you guys waiting I was thinking about different ways to continue the story and was not at all slacking. ....................................................................................................... "Who are you" Uh this is going to be such a pain explaining the whole person from a different world thing, they might belive me because I just fell out of the sky but still.... "Let me ask again who are you" This guards getting pretty annoying, well at least I think he''s a guard from the look of his uniform but still, this world looks crazy it looks like a mixture of the middle ages with 21 century technology, I mean there''s a huge Castle in the middle of what looks like a city with cars to exempt they look more like magic being created from the person who is driving them and they don''t really look that much like cars because every single one is unique and crazy looking, then as I stand gawking at the pure awesomeness of the city town the guard starts looking terrified as he is looking at me, and says "What kind of monster are you" "What do you mean?" I think I know why he is terrified of me but I can''t be sure I will look behind me just in case "Fuck" Uhh this just got super annoying, the reson why the guard was terrified of me is because some idiot guard decided to punch me and there''s nothing wrong with that exempt for the fact that my body became so tough while I was fighting god that if somebody were to punch me it would be like trying to punch a car that''s speeding, now the guard in question is passed out on the ground and has what looked like a broken arm so it''s not that bad but still it''s probity going to just get more annoying from here, so I ask the guard. "Hey you are you human" When I ask that question the guard looks puzzled "Boy I have no idea what a human is" "That''s funny then what are you" "Is it not obvious" "Nope" "I am of the proud race that conquered the other races into complete dominance an aura" Well that''s lovely I have no idea what an aura is so I think I will look up magic related stuff at the library or something so I will ask the guard where it is. "Hey you where are the books related to different races and stuff like that" "Well first of all my name is sir wellington the 4th And I am 5th in line to...... *BAM* The guard was getting annoying so I flicked the air and the pressure released from it caused the man''s head to be blown off "Never mind I''ll find it myself, honestly all I wanted was a quick explication not your life story" As I walk down the road that leads to multiple stores and such the people start to look at me with fear they were not before because they most likely assumed the guard could take me down if nessesar. I continue walking down the road and spot something that looks like a book store and walk up to it the people inside begin to run out in terror screaming things like "monster" and stuff like that, but it does not really matter that much. I walk down some rows and find some books that look like they will help me in my travels there names are this. *a explication on elixirs and elixir people* *a short history of the races of papen* Did you know this story is from Royal Road? Read the official version for free and support the author. *different magics in papen* So I''ll start with the most interesting one the one with elixirs in the title, as I read though it it looks like the races of this world descovered something amazing basically they figured out that all races can use something called magic but if you go deeper there is something called aura that everybody has and while almost no races can use it, (the race called auras being a obvious exemption to this)they did find a way to make a type of liquid that can raise the persons ability to use there aura while also changing it to suite the users spicific style and taste, like for example let''s say someone from the dwarf race drank a elixir they would find that after drinking the liquid they would be able to summon a ball of fire and also be completely immune to it, but there are different classes like for example if someone drank a F-ranked elixir they might be able to summon a small tool or small sword, but if somebody drank a immortal ranked elixir then not only would they become immortal they would also be able so summon a huge army or a amazing wepoan or even get fantastic powers. This is so cool I wish we had something like this on earth, but at least I''m here now so might as well engoy it the other books just kind of talked about the different races and magics and it was pretty easy to guess which races where in this world but there where some new ones along with some interesting magic. Well that was pretty fun I learned about this elixir thing so if I find someone who has drunk some they might put up a good fight but enough about that what I want to know about is why there are 60 guards surrounding the book store, well I guess anybody would be pissed if somebody fell out of the sky and killed one of your men but back to to situation at hand a dude that looks like some sort of bored king comes up and speaks to me and says "You!!!" "Me!!!" "You think this is a joke you just killed the captain of the royal guard" My responds was the most sincere apology I could give at the time "Sorry I just don''t like weak people bothering me with long explorations so I killed him" He started to look like a tomato "How dare you be prepared to suffer the wrath of the great aura royal guard" "I''ll warn you now if anybody takes one step closer to me I will kill this entire city" "Ha you think such a bluff as stupid as that will work on me kill him now" "Ugg fuck why do people like you never listen" Well I did warn him, as I see the guards start running twards me I pull my arm back and get ready to obliterate the entire city and then. *BAM* I punch the air creating a presume so great that it just blows the entire city to pieces not to mention the people are all on the ground dead and twisted in various places and as I walk away from the now empty field a though crosses my mind and that would be. "Fuck it I''ll go join up with some bandits maybe even become there king." .......................................................................................................hey guys lucky here I hope you like this chapter I wanted it to be longer and a chapter like the last one will most likely not happen again. If you have a comment, comment below and have a good day. Ps I will try to make it even longer next time. interesting people can be fun. Hey guys lucky here sorry about being gone for so long I got taken by some moon people..... really it''s true I would never lie to my wonderful readers ....................................................................................................... "Fuck it I''ll just become the bandit king I mean how hard could it be" Truthfully speaking if I wanted to I could just end his life with one of my preaurized air punches which I will now refer to as a air punch just because it sounds cooler, but anyway I think I''m going to limit myself for a bit then when I meet one of those elixir people I''ll go all out and see how good they are but first I want to become the bandit king so where do I begin... As I make my way out of the kingdom that I destroyed I saw some different paths in front of me I just decided to go down the one on the far right because It looked like it had some fun traps down the road. *snap* *boom* *pop* Fuck!!! I kow I said that there where cool traps but this is just overkill I mean there are the standard bear traps the poison darts and ex. but I didn''t expect their to be dead body parts flying at me *boom* Correction exploding dead body parts for some reason they would explode with some nasty type of acid whenever I got near them I didn''t hurt just put holes in my clothes which can''t even be called clothes anymore just rags.... "Look what we have here guys some scrawny little punk trying to capture some colorwash and make them into his slaves guess what though we just captured the last one hahaha" (random guy #1) "Honestly I though we took the last request at the guild maybe their was one more?" (Random guy #2) "We should be good sports and give him one of them since he came all the way out here"(random guy #3) "Good point Max hey nubbie I don''t know what rank you are but slave capture missions are B rank and up" (random guy #1) "The Fuck are you people" Just as I made my way out of what I thought to be the last trap I stumbled upon 3 guys walking my way on the path they all looked pretty strong for regular people the main thing that caught my attention though was the human looking person sitting next to them with a gag in his mouth he had no hair was skinny as Fuck and where his skin color should be was different colors like for example his hand is blue while his feet where red and arms yellow it was weird but in a cool way. "You must not be from the guild then otherwise you would recognise me my name is toner" (toner) "My name is doll" (doll) "I''m max" (max) "And together we are the...... "I don''t give two Fuck who you are just shut up or die" I don''t really care who they are I just want to know who the bald guy he looks like he will be fun, but if those 3 talk I might just kill them out of pure annoyance "How dare you.... *kweep* I would like to say I did something flashy and cool to end there lives but alas I''m to fixated on the bald guy to care how I killed them so I just squished them under my feet by just jumping on their heads one by one, as I walk tears the bald guy he starts to scream but I could not hear him very well because he had the gag in his mouth so I took it out and the result is... "THANK YOU,THANK YOU,THANK YOU,THANK YOU SO MUCH I CAN''T EVEN BEGIN TO EXPRESS MY THANKS, THANK YOU THANK YOU SO MUCH WALK FORTH WITH HAPPY TIMES FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS YOU KIND SOUL"(grateful random person) Unauthorized duplication: this narrative has been taken without consent. Report sightings. "Calm down man if I new you would get a hard on the moment I got rid of your gag I would of just left you there" "But all the same you freed me a colorwash, you a proud aura one of the few races acknowledged by the rest of the world saved me a mere colorwash I truly am not worthy" (really grateful random person) "Well first off I''m not an aura actually I just killed a bunch of those a few miles back and I think the guys I just killed where auras too I am what you would call human my name is Quinn" "Well human named Quinn nice to meet you I am a colorwash named Skydawn I hope we can become good friends in the future" (Skydawn) As I talked with Skydawn I learned that his race the colorwash have a inborn affinity with the elements that appear on their skin like how him having the color blue on both his hands would mean that he can manipulate water with them and they also would have resistance to the cold and with practice could switch the colors on his body with different ones, but despite all that cool stuff his races skin is very valuable because they world they live in has no way of knowing how to make paint or colors so they just use the colorwashs skin for a substitute and thus the race where made slaves for convince. "Well that''s terrible and just down right depressing" Yea I try not to think about it too much and just focus on the small things like the fact that I''m free now and can do whatever I want so I''m going to follow you and see where the wind takes me" (Skydawn) "Nope" "......" (Skydawn) "Well bye now have a nice life Skydawn" *zoom* As I said my goodbyes I ran as fast as I could there was no way I will have sombody like Skydawn as a traveling companion he would just get annoying and... what the fuck... no seriously what the fuck I''m running at like 200 mph and this fucker is keeping up... "Take responsibility" (Skydawn) "For what, the fuck did I do to you and how are you keeping up with me" "With the power of yellow" (Skydawn) "Fuck" When I look at his legs I see that they are now yellow that must mean that yellow equals lighting and can make him move faster but if he could do that in the first place why didn''t he outrun the auras that captured him "Hey fucker how come you got captured by the auras" "The mouth ball tasted good" (Skydawn) When he said that I just stopped and started to talk to him "OK why do you want to travel with me in the first place" "Because you freed me and I got nowhere else to go" (Skydawn) "OK then I''ll let you travel with me for a bit, but as soon as we find a kingdom that does not piss me off your ass better be gone" "You talk weird but nevertheless I understand I will leave you when we come across the next kingdom that does not piss you off" (Skydawn) "Good" And with that we are off... "Fuck I still need to become the bandit king" ....................................................................................................... Hey readers lucky here again sorry if there are any grammar errors also I''ll try to make the next chapter longer than this one I know it''s short so please hold on until and comment below for reasons or not and have a good day. P.s I promise I won''t dissappear agian the hero Hello people lucky here I decided to stop putting the persons name next to there text and add stars to show when the Mc is thinking... "Fucking bitch" #KABOOM# I walk away from yet another shitty kingdom turned rubble with Skydawn next to me who seems unhappy about something. "Something bothering you? " "Maybe" "What is it you step on another dead body or something" "No its just that you keep on destroying whatever makes you angry and just shrug it off like it''s nothing" "What''s the big deal it''s just a few kingdoms not like anyone''s going to miss them" "A few, Fuck man if it was just a few I really wouldn''t cars that much especially those aura kingdoms, but you already destroyed 13 of them can''t you show a little restraint? " "Ah whatever it''s not like anyone will care that much" "Ughhh just don''t come running to me when the people decide to kill you" "Let them I would love to meet someone who can make me bleed" Then our delitful conversation was inturupted by a bunch of dirty looking people standing infront of a bunch of people who look like adventures "Hey Skydawn let''s hide for now before they notice us" "At this point I''m just suprised you didn''t kill them already" "What''s that suppose to mean" "Nothing" "Cool" We hide in some tall grass that''s next to the road and I listen in on the conversation while Skydawn decided to take a nap "Hand over all your loot or we will kill you all" The speaker looks like some type of mix of a begger and a thief "Ahhh no save us" The adventures all shout in terror and fear *what the fuck shouldn''t they take out their swords and cast some magic or are they just beginners* "Have mercy on us we are just level one adventures" "Why would I do that that just makes this easier to do you hear that guys drinks on me when we get back to the cave" The leader of the group shouts to all his companions who in turn shout in joy "Now give us all your stuff" "Nope" "Huh?" *the fuck is that punk trying to do get himself killed or something* "Dave stop we know your the strongest among us but you can''t stop them we are just level one adventures they are at the least level three bandits" "We will just have to see about that won''t we" The guy looks like your average hero dressed in white armor and has a black sword on his back "Well prepare to die then" "Archers fire" As the leader of the bandits gives his commands to his friends about 200 arrows fly in the sky and all of them hit the hero *what the actual fuck* ""Gasp"" Everybody in the area is shocked to see that the hero is perfectly fine exempt Skydawn who is still napping "What the fuck are you kid, I didn''t want to use this because the forest might be affected and the old man hates it when his so called ''baby'' is burnt but remember you forced me" Support the creativity of authors by visiting Royal Road for this novel and more. As soon as he said that the bandit leader eased his hand in the air and simultaneously and bright red aura started to come out of his body and no second later he shouts "Firestorm" Suddenly a fire that took the shape off a blizzard blasted out from the bandit leader and some trees caught on fire "Fuck the old man will be pissed once he sees this" The bandit leader says to no one in particular bit just as he says that the smoke clears and standing there is the hero and all his friends completely unharmed and protected by a faint white aura "Oh are you done I couldn''t notice with all this smoke around" Just as the white hero says that he rase his hand to attack but before he does I unintentually shout "GOD DAMMIT WHY THE FUCK DID HE LIVE" As I sat that I stand up and Sky dawn wakes up just in time "Huhggfh... I''m up I swear I was watching the whole thing" "Bullshit fucking lier I saw you sleeping" "Whatever" When we stop talking I realize that everybody is staring at me and Skydawn "Yo what''s up people how''s it going" I say to the people and they all look puzzled then the hero starts talking and says "Hello travelers nice to meet you you can be on your way in a second after I beat these scum" The hero says almost heroic "Fuck off bitch" *I hate these guys who think there at the top of the food chain and act all arogantly just because they can deflect some attacks with magic* "What did you just say to me" "You want to die" *this usually gets them to back off* "Ha if you can kill me go ahead and..... #BAM# I do a air punch and the result is the hero gets his body torn apart by the wind pressure exempt for his feet and his friends suffered the same fate as him and where killed instantly and the forest behind them including part of a mountin where Destroyed as well, after that Skydawn says "Can''t you ever just stop and talk things out with people" "Depends" "I give up" "Finally your constant nagging was getting annoying" While me and Skydawn where arguing the bandit leader starts to quietly leave along with his buddies "Hold it right there" The bandits freeze up and then I say "Don''t worry I won''t kill you just take me to your leader" "Ahh OK I''ll do whatever you want just don''t kill me" *this is going to be so fun haha hahaha hgahgahahahagaha* ............ Hello all lucky here again I hope you liked the chapter another one will be up on the weekend hopefully leave a comment about what you think or not and have a good day everyone.