《The Adventure of a certain Guy!》 The Start of the futur Demon Lord Hey my name is Kirito Nagano im what you would call a NEET,I always enjoyed mangas,lightnovels and many more geeky stuff but i became obsessed with them after my parents were killed in a car accident at that time i was really thinking about killing myself because without without them i would be in a world with no family no friends nothing.But since then it has been 5 years now and today i am 26 years old. Today like every birthday since their dissapareance i would get myself drunk in a near by bar next to my house.As i was walking to the bar i saw a children in the middle of the road going after his ball and at that moment a truck came out of nowhere and was going straight at the child so as a good samaratin or you could just say that i dindt have any value for my life anymore lets atleast save a life.I pushed the kid out of the way and he was saved do not worry i am all good too. (You really thought i would be this cliche uhh... you disapoint me PEOPLE!) -Nii-Chan thank you so much for saving my life. Stolen novel; please report.-No problem kid now go your Parents should be freaking out by now. -Alright nii-chan Well i atleast did something good in my life now where i was yes the bar,so yeah lets go over there.As i was getting closer to the bar it became more and more cold so i hurried myself to my place so i can get drunk. -Hey Kirito still hear on your birthday as i can see (bartender) -Yea yea your still working here as i can see so how is life going Jack. -Well you know so so my wife got pregnant again so thats another addition in our family. -Great great well congratulations kiss your wife for me will ya. -Yea i will So about 6 hours passed and it was time for me to get home,as i was getting out of the bar i start walking towards my home faster than usual because at this point it was 2 in the morning and it was freezing outside as i was walking a TRUCK came out of nowhere and killed me. (YEA YEA I KNOW AHAHAHAHA Had to do it ) Chapter 2 the birth of a being so strong you will shit you pants Well i just died i really thought it would hurt more so what now please tell me reincarnation is real i mean who would`nt like to go in another world like many of these characthers from light novels and just do shit and be OP as fuck i mean come on people.Alright i dont know how many minutes,months or years ive been in this void space but its getting quite boring i mean if only i had some internet connection anyways as i... -Sorry for the wait my son(???) -Really really fucking cliche sentence let me guess god... -uhh...AHAHAHAHAHAHA you are the first human to talk to me like that for atleast a few millenias now(God) -Okay god lets get down to buisness,what are my options now let me guess reincarnation by the way may i have a few powers if i have to go in another world BY the way make it so magic is in the world and if i had to go in another world i dont wanna be a weak ass bitch or a slave of some baron ive read enough stories that goes that way. -Well well you see normally i would of send you in another world with so many curses on you the only thing you would be is the weakest villager there ever was but because your father is someone important here i will let you choose 10 types of powers you want. -WAIT WAIT WHO IS MY FATHER HERE -AHAHAHAHA you have 10 minutes to choose your powers or im sending you there with nothing. -(OMG WHAT THE HELL WHO IS MY FATHER IN (REAL LIFE) HE WAS A Lawyer BUT WHO IS HE HERE I SWEAR ONE DAY ILL DISCOVER THIS.) -Alright damn okay my first power i want is maximum affinity in all types of magic,I wanna have also voiceless incantation i dont wanna be fighting somebody and start chainting like and idiot about some stupid deity,Another power i want is the ability to have all the options of an rpg world like inventory stats etc.What else umm oh yea make it so i can create minions and i can customize them as much i want hehehehe,I wanna be able to transform myself in a full shaped dragon of DOOM MUAHAHAH... -4 minutes left can you be faster i have to drink tea with my wife Unauthorized reproduction: this story has been taken without approval. Report sightings.-Wait you have a wi.. okay concentrate yourself thats not important umm next god what are the stats of most humans in this world im going to? -Well normal humans are between level 1-7 and the strongest one is level 253. -O i see i have an idea make it so i am level 999999 MOUAHAHAHAHAHAHH make it so that all my stats are all equivalent with the exp i have.. -Alright but isnt that a little overkill i mean with just a thought you can destroy the planet you know. -O really okay make it so that i have 1000 a bigger mana pool than the strongest being on that planet and make it so that if i become to king of this world i can just teleport to a similar world when im done with this planet. -Okay done 2 more to go my padawan -Okay i know you see my dear god becoming a king from scratch is really hard because you have to work your ass off just so the people support you and then by a miracle if there is an election or you just take the power but either way there will be problems in your kingdom so i want you to make it so im the heir of some powerfull human kingdom o and can you make it so that if i have a brother he doesnt try to kill me for the throne i mean i know i can just destroy him with a flick of my hand but i wanna have a peacefull life(atleast for the first few years when i get my throne we go on a conquest BABY) -And finally make it so that i have a body well i guess just call it hp that is atleast 999,999,999,999, i wanna be immortal baby -alright go and have fun in the world but remember i will be watching you always do not worry i dont care what you do but remember when you are with your futur wife ill be there, in the toilet im there,in the- -Okay i get you fucking pervert just send me there and dont watch so much because sometimes you might see something you dont want. -Okay good luck on your adventure my son Okay finally im off to in this world im gonna have so much fun imagine a 3 year old guy kills and army of 1000000 soldiers MOUAHAHAHAHHAAHA Chapter 3 The birth of The futur King The white light dimmed out and now i am in some sort of liquid...yes im in my mom omg please tell me im gonna be born soon and i dont have to wait fucking 9 months for it.Its been i think a few hours and im getting so bored omg i wanna get out so badly anyway lets make a plan for the outside first i need to create my first minion umm what should i make i know i want a butler first i mean how nice would that be umm...o i think im getting out of here. -Push my lady push you can do it(???) -Where is my husssssbannnnddd he said he will be here call him here right now(MOM?) -Alright,my lade he will be here any second now- -Im here my love you can do it give me an heir please god please give me a son so my kingdom will stay strong after my demise.(Dad) -UHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(Mom) -The baby is out my lade congratulation my lady its a boy -Thank you my god a boy someone who will save my kingdom -(Im finally out finally my mission starts lets make this world bow to my feet MOAHAHAHAHHA) -You see my lady he is so energetic ive never seen a baby that laughs right away. -OOPS lets cry shall we MUAAAAAAAAAAAAAM UAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -Oh must have been my imagination -Analita give me my son i wanna see my futur heir(Dad) -There you are my boy in the future you will by my side always and one day you will become the greateast king there was. -(You dont say ``papa``MOUAHAHAHAHA you never know maybe i will become king sooner that you think all it takes is for you to die in an``accident``but do not you still have a few years ahead of you cherrish them while you can KAHKHAKHAKHAHKA what villainous laugh i have.) If you spot this story on Amazon, know that it has been stolen. Report the violation.-Give me my baby right now george(Mom) -Alright honey there you go (George) -There you are my little baby i will take care of you all my life Oh oh im getting sleep... It has been pretty much a week since i was born since then i did learn a bunch of stuff like our kingdom is the strongest human kingdom and there are a few other kingdoms as well there is the elves one which is in the forest i mean in each and every fiction they are always hippies.And then there is the fucking dwarf kingdom you can guess it in the fucking mountain and of course they are blacksmiths i mean...and finally the demon kingdom which is the largest kingdom on the continent. Anyway i decided that i will create my butler when i am atleast 3 and i already have a plan i will go in the forest and i will come back with a story like i found him there and asked him if he wanted to serve me and he said yes as you can see its boring being a baby i have time to think of alot of things.Anyways lets try this magic stuff lets try putting mana in my palm hey it worked alright now FIRE IM TOO FUCKING GOOD i mean on my first try a fire flame appeared in the future people i will create tsunamis of fire with darkness in it.Oh by the way people one of my objectives in this world is to create my very own Susan`o i mean who doesnt want a fucking susan`o i mean i am already invincble to some extent but how cool would that be.Anyways i will come back in a few years when things got a little more interesting yes there will be a time skip so just be patient ill update this in 4 years and tell you what i learned do not worry it will go in Flash. Chapter 4 The Masks Falls Off Hello people did you miss me yes its me again alot has happend since the last time i did learn many things this world is pretty much 3 times as big as earth was and the whole world is connected but there are some small islands which by the way is one of my dreams to acquire an island and setup my HQ for my futur KINGDOM by the way im totally gonna start my battles with ``You do not know the power of the darkside``.So lets get back to the topic so as I was saying the continent is huge and there are different races you know the usual Elves(HIPPIES),Demons,Humans,Dragons speaking of dragons one of my objectives is to put the dragons under my control and make them bow down to me i mean how cool would that be those super arrogant creatures that are a** holes in every Lightnovel bow before a human well human lets just say that i consider myself as something more of a god. Oh by the way during those 4 years i used my magic whenever i was alone and trust me if i use only 1% of my magic i am able to destroy a whole wall on a castle which is in my opinion super awesome as i was saying i learned a little bit of magic throught these 4 years i just learned magic that is considered weak but with my power it goes on a whole other level,oh and you woulndt believe what i lea- -There you are honey come we need to get ready today you are presented as the heir to the throne(Mom) -Okay mommy im coming(Me) As we started walking towards the throne room which i never visited before its some kind of tradition,when we arrived at the throne room we were announced and we started walking in OMG if only you were here this throne room looks amazing imagine a whole room made with tons of gold and silver and beatifull carpet leading to the throne,as i arrived at the throne i bowed to my father and sat besides him,now that im on my comfy chair let me say that i dindt expect that many people to come i mean the room was filled to the brim with counts,dukes,commoners and people from all countries. -Today we are here to present my son as heir of this kingdom if there are people against this speak now(Dad) The author''s tale has been misappropriated; report any instances of this story on Amazon.-Im totally against it my king such an incompetent chi-(Noble) As he was speaking i shot a thunderbolt towards this noble and blew his head off -As my father was saying are there people against my succesion speak now Every noble and even my family were starring at me with disbelief im finally able to show my true colors because before today i was just a prince but now i am the heir so even if my dad dies in ( a suspicious accident)I will be crowned king and will elevate this country to its true potential but dont worry ill take it easy too,i dont wanna have all the countries under my command after 1 week of subjugation no i will make it interesting ill train my troops and will intervene with my True powers only if necessary by the way i learned telekinesis or should i say ``The Force`` those darth vader choke holds will come in the futur believe me and dont you worry if i come across a girl that`s always dont kill them they may have killed my family and my village and 30 other villages but they arent worth it i will use 25% of my power on her so even her existence is wipped out of this world completly so do not worry the only companions i will have with me are those that i create because they will do all that i ask them and never ever betray me. Wow i did speak a whole lot lets go back shall we. -So as you can see father no objections,every noble who gives me his whole support i promise him/her that i will show you something incredible in your life time but if there are any hints of rebellion under my futur reign as a king i will not only kill you but your family your cousins your friends and even your teach- As i was saying my magnificent speech a soldier entered the room``My King My King something horrible happend they are here`` ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So thats it for today sorry of the cliffhanger but its just more fun like that Well till next time and give me your thoughts about the story down bellow! The Strong Speech from our beloved MC -Who is coming soldier speak now(King) -The Kingdom of Aeroa is at our door step there are more than 250,000 soldiers coming towards the capital!!!(#15363 soldier) -Oh my god what are we gonna do we are doomed!(King) -AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(Guess who Me bitch) -Do not worry father I will protect the (my kingdom) kingdom!(Me) -Everybody was in awe most of them had already lost all of their strength,usless nobles... -What are you crazy son there are 250,000 soldiers at our gates you and your mother will escape by a griffon and I will fight till the end(King) -PUAHAHAHAHAHAHA really dad what the hell is this clich¨¦ kind of speech please give me a break. My father was dumbstruck he dindt expect my reaction and the way I acted well to be honest who of a sane mind would just agree with a 4 year old. -Soldier how many troops are in the city,and also how many generals do we have(Me) -We have around 60,000 troops in the city and we also have 10 generals. -Alright here whats your gonna do call all the troops in front of the city wall with all the generals you have 10minutes soldier -Yes my futur king And he ran as fast as he went inside the throne room.My dad was still wondering what i would do because I carried the survival of our Kingdom in my hands I have to say something. -Father do not worry just keep everybody else safe in the throne room and stay safe,oh i forgot to say when im back I would want any reward I want is that okay with you father(Me) -...Uhh yes my son i am terribly sorry that you have to do this show them who you are! After pretty much 10minutes everybody was outside our kingdom walls waiting for Me.As i was walking to the front of the troops i could hear many insults towards me such as``Who is this wimp``,``Hey kid go home we have a job to do here``.As i arrived in front of the troops I made a 6ft tall large wall so I can be seen to be honest using magic is awesome. This book was originally published on Royal Road. Check it out there for the real experience.-Everybody stop talking and listen to your futur king i am here because i proclaimed myself the Commanding general of this army,there are a few things im sure your asking yourself right now but leave them for later even you generals Ive seen it in your faces that way your asking yourself ``Is he making a fucking Joke``well the answer is no and if you dont change your expressions you will regret it. And as always humans are clueless when they should know the shut up.One of the generals had to say something. -Hey kid who the hell do you think you are umm get down from there and go cower in the castle like all the nobles that only know to stand behind an army. -You know i was gonna end this the fastest way possible but you gave me the chance to make an example.``Fire Eater``As i thought of this fire started coming from his mouth its a technique that burn you from the inside out the picture was quiet gruesome but hey examples have to be made. -NOW!!! I was gonna play it nice and give you a nice speech about how this kingdom is awesome and raise your morale the highest it could go but you see i was incapable because of this fool.So Now I will be clear its really simple you go and fight with me against that kingdom that isnt even worth the effort to remember its name or you try to flee and I will burn you outside out!!!! -................................................................................................................. -...You heard him everybody lets destroy this kingdom...its not like we have a choice(One of the 10 oops lol 9 generals) -You Heard Him MAARRRCHHHH FORRWARRDD!!!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thank for reading next chapter a battlefield you woulndt want to be on and the first minion is being created! The Very Very Long Battle As we were walking towards the future battlefield I was getting quiet bored because the enemy was 1 hour away so I had to do something to get over my boredom so I decided to experiment and create my first minion.``Create Minion``Just as i said those words the world stopped and I was in a kind of Menu where you customize your characther like in MMO`S now I had to decide his futur position in my army and I came with Butler I mean who woulndt want a faitfull butler to your command lets just hope the whole ``The Butler Did IT`` doesnt come up.So after what seemed like 7 hours of creation I have created a 6ft3 butler with a slim figure and I also added the usual butler clothes the whole suit,now it was time for the name and guess what I named him...Sebastian Yes M***** Fuc*er Yes I just had to do it I actually made it so that all his stats are way higher than any normal human and he is also Lvl 250,000 which is enormous for this world but hey I need a good protection.After I clicked on the create button he materialised himself in front of me and the time started to move again you should of seen the faces of the soldiers. As my first creation was making his first steps the soldiers began to scream I understand them but It was kinda annoying.``OMG what Is going an enemy is here an enemy Charge at him put him in shackles FAST.(Soldier #12396).``Stop everybody this ``enemy`` is my butler present yourself SEBASTIAN. -``Yes,master good morning to all of you i am the butler of master you may call me sebastian`` Everybody coulndt believe what just happend a human came out of nowhere and proclaimed himself to be the Young king butler?! -Sebastian we would make the introduction later on there will be a fight in the really near futur and i need to concentrate and enjoy the spectacle. -Yes master I hear and Obey After Walking for another hour we finally saw the army of the enemy kingdom which was big like really big they had flags and shit they had bards that were chanting songs It was a really well trained army well too bad it has to disappear I went down from my horse and I started to prepare myself for the futur battle.Which im sure you are expecting a crazy battle with fights enemy generals and many more exciting scenarios which will happen in the futur I promise but I really wanted to get my reward from the king which would be getting a control over a duchy because I have to prepare myself to rule a whole EMPIRE MOUAHAHAHAHA..ugh ugh anyways thats how it went.I concentrated myself and just with a few words ``Elemental Tornado`` which is basically all elements in a tornado and the results were quite fun after my attack hit the enemy army there was a flash like a nuclear explosion and It even produced a cloud mushroom the whole enemy army was decimated there was nothing left no corpse no weapons no bones nothing they were all gone. If you stumble upon this tale on Amazon, it''s taken without the author''s consent. Report it.-Master you should of let me handle this I dont think It was wise to use so much power on apes (Sebastian) -Are you questioning my actions sebastian? -Nooo master Im deeply sorry please let me repent for my actions with my life. -Wait wait do you know how long it took me to create you...I mean you are special to me your the first of many others and I need you to serve me if you want to repent do not question my actions anymore. -Yes Master Understood. Everybody In my army coulndt believe what the just saw and the generals well lets just say pee was popular that day,after I was done with the army we turned around and started moving home.What my futur plan was getting used to my futur duchy and then if my father isnt dead yet take the kingdom by doing a coup you may be asking yourself why do that you could just wait well your right but i wont wait 20 years and then start my world conquest aint nobody got time for that plus I really wanted to visit another planet but the next time I will start from the ground up and I will maybe go with the whole Evil Evil guy which i am right now but im talking really evil like destroying villages for no reason and shit but thats in the futur right now we just arrived at the gates of the capital. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So how did you like this chapter I know i kinda promised an awesome battle but I really wanted to move forward and present you with the more interesting content which is coming very soon but I did keep my promise you woulndt wanna be there now would ya.I might take a little break but i will write maybe after the 25th but I might wait till the morning after New Years Well as always comment below and tell me what you liked and dindt like as always yours truly. Dab. Aftermath So after alot of walking we were back home the streets were full of people cheering us and some where even throwing flowers at us it was really unique i guess. Well anyway after a while me and sebastian seperated ourselves from the main army and decided it was time to go back to the castle.While we were walking overthere I was thinking about what futur companion I would create and I came up with the idea of creating every mythical god that existed on earth and create It here to serve me I mean how great would that be having zeus and lucifer just chilling alot of fun is coming my way but first I need to concentrate on the present situation. We finally arrived in the castle and I coulndt wait to see my family... for the reward of course. ``Hello father,Im back the enemy army was destroyed I hope the reward I wanted Is prepared Father.`` ``..... The whole army???`` ``AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Yea the whole army dont make that face It wasnt that hard to do oh and dont worry nobody on our side got hurt.`` Stolen story; please report.``....what do you mean its impossible there should atleast be some casualties unless... dont tell me you destroyed the whole army by yourself.`` ``Yes I did can i now get my reward for saving the country Im kinda bored I wanna go Into the city and afterwards I cant wait to visit my futur duchy.`` ``Uhh... yes of course the duchy I grant to you is named Gario its on the coast but I cant believe this...`` ``Thanks dad see ya im going into the city to have some fun`` `I cant believe my son is so powerfull that he destroyed a whole army by himself I need to do something about this he is too powerfull he must be dealt with for now i will let him go but Ill react soon enough.`` ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Im back guys sorry for the shor chapter but more are coming,just be patient and tell me any ways to improve my story.