《THE SOUL DEVOURING MAGE》 CH: 1 NICKS TALK WITH GOD AND HIS REBIRTH Nick: Our Father, Who art in heaven Hallowed be Thy Name; Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us; and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. Amen. .... God if you are willing to grant me this selfish request I will be loyal and serve you for eternity I want to experience adventure and battle i want to be second only to you i want to be the most powerful being in existence after you I have never sinned never told a lie I have studied all my life and read countless fantasy book, but I am asking you o heavenly father as i ask you every night since I can remember if you could grant me this one request I will never ask anything selfish of you again in Jesus''s name I pray amen. ???: My child you are the most devoted human I have ever created * gentle loving smile* I think I should grant you this request since you have been asking me every single night for the past 8 years. Now as for whether or not you will be the second strongest being in existence is entirely up to you but nevertheless I shall help you now I can only grant you 4 items and a wish so chose wisely. Nick: Thank you father, I want a ring that can freely control time anyway I want to. A ring that lets me turn invisible and breathe underwater. Also a ring that will make me have instant mana and health recovery and also has an infinite dimensional bag. I also want a chalice that can spawn and allow me to consume souls and trap them to power myself up. As for my wish, I want to be in an RPG like ,world so I can quickly gather power and also world language so I can communicate with anything on that world thank you, father. God: This will be fun my son make me proud farewell and good luck there are some monsters that even Michael would have a tough time with look for a red tree with red apple looking fruits the bag containing your rings is inside it Nick:*Mom get the camera I did it* *fist pump* now all I have to do is wai- *plop* 666 years later (Note: see what I did there kinda funny eh :)) in the Demon king''s castle Nick: damn almost 700 years I''ve been in existence and still not been reborn what the fuck man oh wait what is this pushing and tugging sensation am i finally gonna be reborn yes god truly loves me :) 12 mins later ????: push harder mary he is almost out one final push and its over ????????????: MAN! THAT SUCKER IS BIG JESUS CHRIST!!! oh mary my child hold on the healer is almost done Healer: !@#$%!@#$!@#$!@#$ *sigh* almost lost her *why is this child staring at me like I''m some bug* here you go your, majesty you have a handsome healthy boy Mary: oh my sweet child you better grow up to be powerful so we can wipe out those filthy humans Nick:*is this woman my mother she sure is pretty who''s that old fart* mother where is my father and who is that old fart in the corner smiling like a fool. *silence throughout the room* Mary: It couldn''t have been could it father I mean he was just born I''m sure we are all just seeing things cause of exhaustion yeah that''s probably it Nick: No no it''s not now let me down I have to go look for a red tree with fruits on it Grandpa Dylan:* This child was born to be a god among gods just like the ancient prophecy brought to us by a mighty being* come child I shall take you to this tree it should be interesting.*he shall be an excellent demon king* Nick: Ok grandpa *smiles* Grandpa Dylan: *grabs nicks hand and pulls him up to carry him* you know child you are the heir to the demon empire any thought on ruling the world? Nick: Of course and my name is Nick I''m almost 700 years old grandpa Grandpa: *cries inside he''s 300 years older me shouldn''t I be the one calling him grandpa* oh wow you will have to tell me your story sometime *smiles* Nick: *This old guy is awfully calm something is fishy here* hey grandpa why are you so calm about this don''t you find this kinda strange I was just born not even an hour ago Grandpa Dylan: It was told in a prophecy that a being such as yourself would come to save us from the persecution of the bastard humans. *smile* *glint of hope can be seen in his eye* Nick: So where is this father of mine why is he not here to see me be born? *silence for some time* Grandpa Dylan: They killed him my child *tear slide downhis cheek* they said they wanted to make peace and offered him gifts and tribute while saying they could not sustain the war and that we should forgive them and they poisoned him with gods bane a ruthless poison that was once used to kill a great evil when all races banded together to destroy it and they killed your father in much a similar way *cries while sobbing* Nick: *I feel bad about this even though I don have any loving feelings towards my father without him I probably would have had to stay longer in that cursed plane* bring me to the tree grandpa i shall bring him back Grandpa Dylan: *Surely this child is joking only gods can do such a thing and a powerful being like Titus would require even their utmost precaution because of the strain* I''m sure my child work hard and maybe it will be possibly in a few hundred years Nick* Is this old guy retarded or something I just told him I would do it* Are u stupid or something I said I would do it and I shall now hurry up and take me to the tree. Grandpa Dylan: *man this kid is ruthless my god he shall be the best demon king ever* *sigh* ok son *FWOOSH!* Nick: Ah there is my lovely tree! come to papa!! *pop* Nick: * Now I have to find out which is what maybe I have something like analyse or identify* This tale has been unlawfully lifted from Royal Road. If you spot it on Amazon, please report it.*after several minutes of intense staring a faint ding! was heard *
you have used analyze an advanced version of identify
you have succesfully analyzed this item
Ring of Time
Description: Forged by God Almigty himself for his loving son Allows the wearer to control time anyway he likes and do anything related to time so long as he has the required mana
cost 100k mana/sec
Durability: ?/?
Nick: *Now I need to identify the rest* *ding*
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Ring of invisibility
Description: Forged by God Almighty Allows the user to turn invisble at will even while battling and cannot be detected by smell, presence, aura or pressure
Unique effect: Also allows wearer to breathe underwater
Cost: none
Durability: ?/?
Nick:*on to the next* *ding*
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Ring of The Immortal bastard
Description: Forged by God Almighty for his loving son Allows the wearer to have instant health and mana recovery
Unique effect: Has a infinite dimensional pocket inside
Durability: ?/?
Nick: *next* *evil smile* Grandpa Dylan: *This child shall truly make me proud he even give me cold shivers* *smirks* *ding*
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Chalice of The Soul Devouring Mage
Description: Forged by God Almighty for his loving son Allows the user to spawn, trap and devourer souls all their stats by 1 for a low-quality soul and more points depending on the quality and strength of the soul once targeted cannot escape the grasp of the chalice only God Almighty can evade this item
Durability: ?/?
Nick: * I should probably soul bound these or something right I don''t know how though*frowns* Hey Grandpa how do you soul bound stuff? Grandpa Dylan: You pour some blood on the item and them imagine them in your mind. Nick:* Yes he knew how* Thanks Grandpa you are the best *Brightly smiles*. 3 mins later *ding*
you have succesfully soul bound these items they can no longer be stolen or used by anyone else
Nick:* I am strangely tired oh I am still just a day old aren''t I I wanna go to bed* Hey grandpa can you take me to bed now I''m tired I''ll bring you to go get father tomorrow I promise? Grandpa Dylan: *Damn it I want to see my son again now* Ok nick but can I see what was in the bag? Nick:*is this old guy crazy!* Of course not! you would die the mere presence of these items is making you trembling and sweating profusely have you not noticed yet? you crazy old man! I want to drink some milk take me to mother after I drink my milk I''m going to take a nap* wait let me put my rings on* what are you waiting for take me to mother now! Grandpa Dylan: *He is so demanding* *eyes moisten just like a good king* ok Nick lets go 7 minutes later ?????: Mary come feed your son he hungers!! Mary: Coming father gimme my boy *passes Nick to mary* Mary: Whos my handsome boy you hungry now hold on. Maid: Your majesty duke varus is here and he wants to speak to you Mary: Damn hold on Nick mommy will be right back! *smooch* *kisses nick no the cheek* Nick: The hell you will you get your ass back here and feed me woman!! I hunger! *Gasp* Nick: * damn the maid heard me of well guess I can test my chalice out sooner than I thought* Take my chalice you unfortunate maid *woosh** gulps down greedily*
for devouring a royal guard battle maid +10 to all stats
Nick: Now feed me! Mary: *sigh* *just like his father so demanding* ok honey come here *unbuttons blouse* Nick: *wow so pretty they are like little pearls *slurp* so soft and smooth and the milk tastes so good I could get addicted to this *slurp* mmm so good *slurp* 5 minutes later
For devouring milk from the most powerful demoness in the world +5 to all stats
Nick: *God truly has blessed me* *BURP!* excuse me *yawn* I''m taking a nap I will rescue father tomorrow mother I love you good night. CH: 2 NICKS RISE TO PERSONAL POWER the next day as Nick was experimenting with new spells and abilities Nick : ARGHHH! this is so confusing this never works for me *ding*
God created a new way to cultivate and strengthen the body and soul for his favorite son
Devouring Cultivation technique
Description: creates a pull on mana and cosmic energy and gathers it in the body to enhance the user of this technique the longer the user cultivates the stronger the pull unique effect: Once the user of this technique has mastered this technique they will be able to steal all of the cultivation of the target cost : time Gods note: i did it for the lulz and cause i love to spoil my son xoxo
Nick: I must be the luckiest person in existence now to try this baby out hmm I have to pull the mana towards me in an infinite loop like pattern ok seems simple 10 minutes later as nick is shining from all the sweat on his tanned body time around him starts speeding up at an incredible pace almost racing and above him is just a swirling vortex of power if one could even detect this power that was granted to Nick they would combust into flames as what he is cultivating is literally Gods breathe that holds so much power countless universes are born from it Nick: my gosh now I have to consume it in an undetectable plane nobody knows where except for one God is watching his son God: my son will eventually become stronger than me this is fact but all will be well as I have looked into the future not even that person can change this. I have made certain now all I must do is wait so he can make a family for me. So I will not be so lonely any more be well my son I can no longer visit you for some time as your mind cannot handle my presence any longer *sheds tear that splashed down onto an unseen floor that sends ripple into the fabric of space and time itself* goodbye my son 10 years later the demon kingdom is thriving thanks to a elected king meanwhile cultivators have come to try to kill this individual along with armies clans and other countries as a familiar figure has been sitting gathering all kinds of energy and mana into a giant abyss black that has just ominously been hovering over the demon kings castle for 10 years not moving a muscle or twitched in any way and at this time the young man opens his now purple eyes and raises his hand into the sky and points at the abyss cloud as if daring it to move strangely enough a big bang shakes the world as the cloud disperses only for it to be rapidly forming back together as it condenses into a small marble that contains so much power and density that it tore through the air with a loud roar that seemed as if all the thunder in the history of history came together just to make this sound that made creatures bleed from their ears by the power of this roar the figure could then be seen moving his palm out in front of him so that the marble may land on his palm as it lands on this figure palm powerful beings whether dead or undead gods or mortals cultivators and mages alike are then seen coughing up blood the figure then pops this marble into his mouth and swallows he is then enshrouded in a cocoon unpenetrable to outside forces for a period of 2 years so that his body may adapt to fully welcome this new freakishly powerful energy 2 years later the cocoon is seen cracking and finally shatters and the figure is seen rising out of the shells of this cocoon naked and shining with a devilish smile as if daring somebody to say something to this being Nick: God I love you so much I feel so powerful as if my fart could destroy continents and split oceans allowing one to see the bottom but it sure is weird I am not getting any notices I miss that strange din- A case of literary theft: this tale is not rightfully on Amazon; if you see it, report the violation. *DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!* *DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!* *DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!* *DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!* *DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!* *DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!* *DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!* *DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!* *DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!* *DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!* *DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!* *DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!* *DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!* *DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!* *DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!* *DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!**DING!* as Nicks mind is flooded with information and faints from the massive info dump the royal guard then arrives rushing in the courtyard with weapons drawn and carrying shackles as nicks body is bound and thrown into the dungeon the royal guard captain then reports to the king who is strangely holding a chain around the neck of a beautiful demoness with cuts bruises and scars on her body Royal guard captain: your majesty that person in the courtyard has been captured shackled and thrown in the dungeon what will you have me do my king Demon King: Kill him he made me not able to enter the courtyard for 12 years so obviously he must be killed at this time the woman who is chained screams out WOMAN CHAINED: please varus don''t kill my boy I beg of you I won''t disobey you anymore i swear i will be an obedient dog. I swear to you varus i am begging you please. At this time a loud roar so powerful that cracks appear in the walls of the dungeon followed by intense earthquakes shake the kingdom to its core this day was further known as the kings awakening 7 minutes before the guard captain reported to the king in the dungeon Nick wakes up and angrily notices he is in a dungeon bound by chains so he jiggles his feet and wrists breaking chains strong enough to hold down elder dragons Nick: who''s the fucker who chained and put me here ill kill them but first I must check my damn notices oh my lord! after 12 years of neglect Nick sees hundreds of notices just filling his mind *DING!*
for becoming the 5th most powerful entity in existence you have unlocked administrators privilege which allows this being to adjust settings of your character screen and adjust settings of your reality
*DING!*
Name: Nick ArchonRace: Archon God
Health: IncalculableMana: Incalculable
Strength : 999999Wisdom: 999999Intelligence: 999999
Speed: 999999Focus: 999999Luck: 999999
Titles: < Gods Favorite Son>
(find out next chapter what Nick will do with his fury) CH: 3 THE FURY OF NICK ARCHON AND HIS TYRANCY Nick: Archon god what the hell is that I sure hope father won''t be mad I mean not like I chose to become a new race maybe I just evolved cause my mortal body could not hold my power. For now I think it would be best to finish reading the notices several minutes later Nick: I don''t fuckin believe this bullshit I just became a god and all I got was obvious things like immortality *ding* wait what the hell
Time spent in cocoon
1200 years
time felt to the outside world 12
Nick: I don''t this believe how can this be possible I thought it was only 12 years I don''t know how I feel about this but I can''t deny it makes sense I wonder how mary is doing after these 12 years she better have not found another man ill kill him SCREAAMM! Nick: what the hell was that it sounded familiar oh no *BOOOM* . As half a millisecond later Nick arrives in the throne room and discovers a shocking scene Nick: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!!? VARUS: WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME DONT YOU KNOW WHO I AM I AM THE KING YOU PEASANT! Nick: I AM KING I AM NICK ARCHON I AM A ARCHON GOD HOW DARE YOU SIT UPON MY THRONE AND TREAT MY WOMAN THIS WAY GUARDS KILL THIS MAN! *cricket* *cricket* VARUS: GUARDS KILL THIS MAN AT ONCE ROYAL GUARDS : YES MY KING Nick in a fit of rage has a vein bulge on his forehead so big it could fit a pencil inside. Nick: KNEEL! MORTALS!!! OR I SHALL RIP YOUR SOULS FROM YOUR BODY AND USE THEM TO WIPE A COWS ARSE! the guards as if knowing he was a god and truly wholeheartedly believed this man would do just that. Kneeled in front of Nick who was their rightful king Nick: Cut his toes and fingers off followed by his nipples then rip his teeth from his gums then heal him and make him drink a gallon of horse piss. Then take a red hot poker and gouge his eyes out then take a red hot sword and cut his knee caps off then his arms and legs. Then do the same to each and every person in his family including children and if the children are younger than 1 years of age take said children and have them trained to become new royal guards. after the royal guards hear this they start profusely sweating so much that the gloves they are wearing literally slide off their hands and they then glance at each other until the guard captain stands up and says. Royal Guard Captain: WELL WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR MAGGOTS DO AS OUR RIGHTFUL KING SAYS THIS INSTANT. at this time Varus the bitch runs away only to be shot in the leg by a magic-infused arrow by a royal guard at this time a random guard spoke random guard: Damn I used to be an adventurer until I took one of those to the knee never worked the same again Nick: *Sigh* now take him to the dungeon and torture him also captain after I eat dinner come speak to me I have matters to discuss with you Guard captain: my king *bows* you heard him get going. the guards then drag varus to the dungeon to torture him Nick then walks to mary who is all cut up and scarred and proceeds to sit on the throne Nick: mary come here and sit on my lap Mary:*But he is my son isn''t that inappropriate for a mother and son* isn''t that a bit inappropriate my son I mean I am your mother Nick: EVERYONE LEAVE THE THRONE ROOM! random people: yes your majesty. Nick: My father is the creator of all life and is responsible for everything in existence and while I was in your womb it was only for a week you could barely be my mother. I came from a different world with a different mother and father who raised me until I left to came here do you understand now mary I have never treated you as my mother nor have I thought of you as my mother you will be my wife and you will treat me as your husband and love me as one do you understand now mary?. Mary: I SHALL DO NO SUCH THING! AND I DONT WANT YOU TO EVER SAY SUCH INNAPROPRIATE THINGS TO ME EVER AGAIN! Nick stands up from his throne and uses mana to trap mary in place and then proceeds to walk to her Nick: Look into my eyes mary. Mary: NO! I REFUSE TO LOOK AT YOU Nick: LOOK INTO MY EYES MARY ! Nick then proceeds to grab her throat and forces her to look into his eyes Mary: I can''t breathe nick ... nick I can''t breathe, please. Nick: *AH! uninvited guests *TIME FREEZE* show yourselves dont you know you are being rude ????: well we just came to confirm the existence of a new god that''s all now that we know you are a god we welcome you to the pantheon in heaven. said an exotic beautiful woman with a black dress holding a miniature looking Cerberus Nick: what is your name ? Hadeus: my name is Hadeus and yours I presume is Nick Nick: Are you single? ?????: No she isn''t you little shit she is my wife. said a man wearing battle armor as he unsheathed a beautifully crafted sword Nick: FREEZE!. Said nick as he points at the man he then and looks at Hadeus. Why are you with such a brute?. Nick asked her Hadeus: He is the most powerful of the gods and king of the pantheon that''s why. Nick: hmm I like you so I think I''ll take you as my first wife I was going to take Mary but she is being uncooperative ill just eat her along with the brute. said Nick as he summons his chalice and uses it to devour marys soul and then the brutes If you discover this tale on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen. Please report the violation. *Gasp*x4 Nick: *gulp **gulp* *Ding!* *Ding!* *Ding!*
For devouring the most powerfull demoness
+200 to all stats
FOR DEVOURING CHEVRON: the most powerfull god and king of the pantheon the previous [god of war and battle]
+20000 to all stats
NEW TITLE: < GOD OF WAR AND BATTLE>
TITLE BONUSES: +20% overall to all weapons and armor used including weapon and armor enchantments HIDDEN BONUS UNLOCKED : due to your race you have unlocked +20% to all stats
NEW TITLE: < KING OF THE GODS>
+50% BONUS TO ALL STATS
Nick: This means you shall be my wife now correct? Hadeus: well I am single now so I guess but come with me to the underworld so we can marry Nick: no we don''t need to go there we can marry right here Hadeus: *so what if he is powerful I do what I want it''s in my nature* I refuse I wish to get married in the underworld Nick: FINE! you are all invited lets go Hadeus: *I will only love this man if he can satisfy me as I have never been satisfied before also I want children more than anything I have never been able to have children of my own * Nick: so will I and I also want children now let''s go before I get even more grumpy than I am Hadeus: wait what its not possi- Nick: I SAID LETS GO !!! Hadeus: be careful who you anger Nick I am not the goddess of death and the underworld for no reason! *pop* as Nick and Hadeus went off to go get married the other gods were speechless ????: He didn''t even look at us ????: I know I feel neglected if he would have looked at us he would have realized that we are all beautiful ????: HMPH! WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS IM GOING HOME SCREW THAT BASTARD! * BOOOOMMM *CRACKLE **PZZTT!* 3 hours later in the underworld under the view of all of the souls and demons in the underworld a special wedding was taking place Archdemon priest: do you Hadeus Goddess of the underworld and death take Nick Archon King of the Gods as your husband?
Wedding Proposal Between: Nick Archon King Of the Gods and Hadeus Goddes of the Underworld and Death
will you accept : yes or no
Hadeus: I do *smiles* Archdemon priest: do you Nick Archon King of the Gods take Hadeus Goddess of the Underworld and Death as your wife?
Wedding Proposal Between: Nick Archon King Of the Gods and Hadeus Goddes of the Underworld and Death
will you accept : yes or no
Nick: I do *smiles*. said Nick as he glances at his new soon to be wife Archdemon priest: well by the power you two vested in me I now pronounce you husband and wife you may kiss Nick: Finally!. Nick yelled as he grabbed Hadeus and slammed her up against a column in the temple they were in causing cracks to appear on its surface while he grabbed her ass hard enough to crush a city with the palm of his hand Hadeus shocked by his speed and aggressiveness only but for a moment returned the kiss and grabbed his ass equally as strong shocking Nick as he then proceeded to squeeze a little harder causing the muscles in her leg to start spasming. Hadeus let out an excited squeal Hadeus: * Oh Nick I think you are perfect for me I knew you were powerful just not this powerful*. Hadeus then gently slides her tongue in his mouth surprising Nick Nick: Oh you little minx! *cough* Archdemon priest: I realize this is rude of me but could you too kindly return to the Gods domain I do not wish for the temple Hadeus just made for me to be ruined even more ? Nick: O! so sorry. Nick just now realizing that there is cracks all over the floor and column and also the ceiling caused by him and his new wife quickly teleport with a puff of black smoke into the gods domain 10 minutes after all of the demons and souls and other priests have left except the Archdemon priest leave the Archdemon priest then said. Archdemon priest: oh man they forgot to fix the temple. A very loud *snap* was then heard throughout the underworld as the temple was completely fixed all but the column was fixed as it was left to symbolize the beginning of Hadeus and Nicks true love for one another. in a secret location God knows where [AN: see what I did there kinda funny right :). ] God: Way to go son I just have to wait for some grandchildren *smirks*. [AuthorsNote: FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT IN NICKS NEXT CHAPTER IN LIFE ON TSDM!] (Authors Note for Authors Note: see what I did there kinda funny I thought next chapter in his life. Get it pretty good eh!) HAVE A NICE DAY ALSO MIGHT RELEASE ANOTHER CHAPTER TODAY IF IM NOT BUSY CH: 4 PLANNING AHEAD After several weeks of intense hardcore sex filled with passion Hadeus was confirmed pregnant much to the relief of Hadeus and Nick. But Nick needed something more he had all this great power but now he had nothing to do so why not dabble in world domination!. As Nick and Hadeus were spooning in their large oak wood bed Nick decided to have a serious discussion. Nick: I''m bored I mean all we do is have sex can''t we something- *slap* OWWW! WHAT THE FUCK WOMAN! IM NOT BORED OF YOU WOULD YOU LET ME FINISH TALKING!. Hadeus: Well maybe you could start your conversation on a different wording you made it seem as if I was boring you I mean if I bore you so much go find someon- *spank*. Nick spanked her ass so hard that she rolled off the bed Hadeus: IM PREGNANT YOU KNOW IM CARRYING YOUR CHILD! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!?!. Nick: you are the goddess of death and I can control time the baby is fine. after what seemed like an hour of intense silence neither wanting to speak Hadeus gave in. Hadeus: Nick I love you I really do but the way you treat me needs to improve i dont like how you treat everyone around as if its a game you need to be more serious about our situation i mea- Nick: WHAT SITUATION LAST TIME I CHECKED EVERY MORTAL WAS HEALTHY AND HAPPY ME AND YOU MADE SURE THAT THERE WAS NO WARS OUR BABY WILL BE COMING SOON IN A COUPLE MONTHS EVERBODY IS HAPPY!! WHAT SITUATION ARE WE IN I HAVE NOT HEARD FROM THE OTHER 3 IN RANKING CHART I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE WHATS TO WORRY ABOUT!. ........ Nick: I''m sorry you are right I need to figure something out ever since I became a god I have just been so aggressive I don''t know why. Hadeus: It is because you devoured avrin the previous god of war and battle the reason why he was so ruthless and battle crazy was because it was his nature and now that you have devoured him you also took that nature that comes with being the god of war and battle. I''m sorry my love but you need to find something that will balance that nature out like peace or love and even calm should help pacify it to a degree the only problem is should you become truly enraged the peace and calm nature fuels the desire for war and battle even more almost as if a catalyst. Nick: I overheard some of the other gods talking about Gods Bane but I thought it was a kind of poison? Hadeus: yes to mortals it is But to us gods it acts like weed that you told me about from your world you but you must buy it from Yggdrasil and she is sly it is from her hair that Gods Bane comes from and I doubt she will give it to you for free even if you are her king . Nick: I''m going to go destroy the previous demon king its been nagging me if he is released I don''t want any weird rumors floating around Hadeus: oh and dear don''t forget that time flows much slower here we have been here for several weeks so at the very least a couple hundred years have passed. Nick: oh you are right I almost forgot thank you *kiss* omm! why do you slide your tongue in my mouth whenever you feel like it is intoxicating I wish you would be consistent I don''t want to be here for another couple weeks my love and it is taking all of my willpower right now to not take you right here and now! Hadeus: Yes deaths kiss is truly wonderful isn''t it avrin would keep me in the bed for months I mea-*slap* Nick: DO YOU EVE-..... do you even think about what you say I told you I don''t want to hear his name I even made it a rule in the pantheon all gods are not to speak his name in my presence the mere thought that his thing was inside you fills me with disgust im leaving and won''t be back for some time. After Nick said that he disappeared in a flash of bright light and arrived in his temple in the mortal world (inside temple) Head priest: And that my people is why the Archon God is complete and utterly made up and should be removed from the pantheon I mean he has never spoke to any of us after he announced his reign-SHUT UP MORTAL! *shock wave* Nick: the time difference is way bigger than I had originally thought in my kingdom only a few weeks had passed since I announced my reign I had not realized that there would be such a big difference *silence* Nick: what? Head Priest: my lord I beg forgiveness but only head priests and saints are supposed to be granted an audience. Nick: Are you telling me that the mortals who worship me and are devout followers are not allowed to see me well who was the idiot who made up that stupid rule? Head Priest: well that would be avrin god of batt-*pop* *gasp* Nick: I made sure to tell everybody no matter the creature that his name never be uttered in my fucking presence. veins surface on Nicks skin and powerful ripples of pure power seep out of Nick and mortals start to turn red and eventually combust causing them to catch flames. Sorry I can¡¯t control my emotions that well here *snap*. All of you are healed and here take some gold cons. Nick opens his palm and makes it horizontal to the ground as a roaring clinking sound resounds throughout the temple causing and soon massive amounts of gold coins start to pour out of Nicks palm making a massive pile of gold coins appear inside the temple and many people rush to the gold coins. Leave some for the temple. Nick commanded as he walked out of the temple and into a beautiful garden. Wow this garden is beautiful who did all of this nick said quietly to himself. Gardener girl: I did I¡¯m glad you like my hard work. Said a young girl who was tending to the gardens Nick:*I could would like a garden like this in my lawn.* Would you ever consider coming with me to the realm of the gods and tending to the most beautiful garden ever? Gardener girl: *who is this guy* well I mean it woul- Nick: I am Nick Archon king of the Gods. Said Nick as the girl turns around sees Nick and quickly kneels down and hastily apologizes for her rude appearance. Gardener girl: it would be my honor and pleasure to serve you my lord. Nick: Good but to make the most beautiful garden we would need some help from the goddess of nature. NEFARIUS! COME DOWN HERE! Roared nick as he called the goddess of nature In the domain of Nature a beautiful woman was sitting on her throne quietly reading a report about the worlds food supply suddenly a loud roar echoes throughout the realm NEFARIUS COME HERE! .Hmph that jerk wants something well better go see what he needs. *poof* said nefarious as she disappeared in a flash of green leaves. In the mortal realm *Poof* Nefarius: you summoned me my king. Said nefarious as she appeared in a kneeling position in front of Nick. Nick: Do you have a champion yet? Asked Nick in a questioning tone. Nefarius: yes actually I was thinking of asking Melissa the girl next to you actually how funny for you to find her. Said nefarious with a amused look on her face. Nick: *wow now that I get a good look of her she sure is beautiful*well then get to it then send her to my home so she can begin work on my soon to be gardens. Said Nick with clear lust in his eyes that did not go unnoticed by Nefarius. Nefarius:*wow he sure is honest about what he wants*. Thought Nefarius as she slowly walked towards Nick and whispered in his ear. Would you like a taste? She said as she nibbled his ear Nick: maybe tonight. Said Nick as he walked away from nefarius and said I¡¯m going to visit the mortal king come to me tonight . Nefarius: Of course my lord. Said nefarius as she turned to look at the girl. Well I guess you should be my champion now come with me. She said as she extends her hand and as soon as the girl grasps her hand they both disappear. Little did they know that a shadow was watching everything in a corner Shadow: damn him how dare he cheat on me he can forget about getting any from me for a few hundred years . Nick: *Damn I just got a horrible feeling* thought Nick as he walked up a hill towards the palace Few minutes later As Nick was almost to the palace gates he sees a black cat with green eyes and white paws Nick: come here cat one as beautiful as yourself should be held and carried. Said Nick to the cat who looked at Nick with wide eyes as if realizing who he was and immediately ran towards Nick and waited to be picked up. Nick: so soft and smooth. Said Nick with a smile as he picked up and started petting the cat. Stop thief give me back my cat! .Said a young boy who unsheathed a dagger and ran towards Nick preparing to stab him. Nick hearing this turned around and saw a young boy running towards him so he flicked the air *boom* causing the boy to slam in to a house along the street upon seeing the expected result Nick turned around and kept walking while muttering little bastard. Nick upon reaching the palace gates was stopped by the guards. The narrative has been stolen; if detected on Amazon, report the infringement. Palace guards: Halt stranger who are you and why are you here? Asked the palace guard who had stood in front of Nick Nick: I am here to speak to the mortal king here now step aside lest you test my patience. Said Nick with a snarl.*How dare this mortal to block my path* Palace guard: I apologize sir but I do not know who you are I would be a complete fool to let in a random person into the palace. Nick:*I guess he is right but still how can he not recognize me I am the King of the gods has never before been to the temple* I am Nick Archon King of the Gods and I am going to talk to the mortal king who is in that palace now get out my way. Said Nick as he flicked his hand sending the guard slamming into the gate and breaking it open leaving nothing but a puddle of metal and twisted metal Strangely the cat Nick was holding started to purr at this point as if officially recognizing this man that he is worthy to be its master .Nick realizing the cat had started purring let loose a sly grin this mischievous little cat thought Nick as he started to rub its head while walking through the destroyed gate at this time the head mage suddenly teleported inside the council room shocking the people inside (Council room) Head mage: My king a powerful being is coming here be at your utmost respect with all due respect my king his power is unfathomable and is likely a god of some kind don¡¯t upset him in any way I will try to stall him for a little bit but clear out this room and prepare yourself *poof*. Said the Head mage as he teleported away King Otis: well you people better leave I can¡¯t imagine my good friend Oliver making up something like that so randomly and looking like he just pissed off a sleeping dragon we will continue this discussion at another time. Said the king as the people in the room scrambled to leave hurriedly. Oliver: this is where the king is my lord through these doors here. Said Oliver as he opened the door Nick: AH! There you are now we can talk about what I came here for. Said Nick as he walked over to the table and kicked it away sending it flying and through the wall as he summoned a throne made out of pure magic. King Otis: what would you like to discuss my lord? Said the king as he tried not to tremble in fear Nick: I want to make a game where people all over the world compete in a tournament and in which the victor can become a god and join my pantheon in the gods realm. You have 100 years to make this happen or your kingdom will face my wrath but should you succeed I will grant you many riches and your kingdom will become the number one power in this mortal realm. Said Nick with a smile King Oliver: But my king with all due respect I am 43 this year I may not live long enough to accomplish this task you want me to undertake my lord. Said the king as he gathered the courage to tell Nick Nick: I guess you are correct here take this pouch in it contains three pellets that grant 500 years of life to person who swallows one but I warn you only consume 1 pellet if you were to consume more than 1 your very soul will shatter and you will cease to exist do you understand mortal? Said Nick in a commanding tone King Otis: Of course my lord but why did you decide to give this task to me and my small kingdom? Asked the king in a nervous voice Nick: don¡¯t worry about it just get it done in the allotted time is the only thing you need to worry about also here is a string should you get into trouble you may either drop it from your hand or cut it to activate it and I will immediately come to you alright now I must go now oh and by the way I would refrain from telling anybody about the pellets just to be safe now I shall take my leave goodbye mortal I wish you luck. King Otis: Nick before you leave I just wanted to thank you for this great honor and I will cer- Nick not letting him finish what he is saying roared out finally! Nick: Good you know who I am here a gift. Said Nick as he made an egg appear out of seemingly thin air Nick: Now king this is a celestial shadow fire dragon egg you must treat it with the upmost respect because these little creatures are arrogant and noble in nature and can be some of the cruelest creatures its name shall be Ohio and I suggest letting a woman raise it with love as they prefer women rather than men and Ohio here shall be the guardian of the kingdom I suggest asking the goddess of nature to make you a big mountain for this dragon and also it eats a lot so ask her to make a yggdrasill tree that is made of cow meat and sheep as they are dragons favorite food beside virgins also make sure the owner is a young girl who is royalty and is a virgin if you have a daughter it would work now here is another string for when you believe the egg will hatch cut it or drop the string so I know to come down and help as the hatching process can be quite violent. Well good luck and goodbye hope to see you again soon*poof*. Said Nick as he disappeared in a puff of smoke and reappeared in a Jacuzzi in his house Nick: Ah! This feels good nice big warm Jacuzzi. Said Nick as he is relaxing suddenly Nick started thinking about how he treated hadeus and felt like shit and wanted to apologize Nick: Honey are you here? Said Nick as he looks around funny I should have only been gone for a few minutes where did she go thought Nick Nick: Honey where are you? Says Nick as he gets out of the water and walks to the door. Honey where are you don¡¯t play games with me where are you? Says Nick very confused I¡¯m in the bedroom dear said a very sweet voice. Nick:*why does she always mess with me like that she knows I hate it*. Thought Nick as he walked inside the bedroom to find a naked Hadeus cuddling her pet Cerberus Nick: Honey I just wanted to apologize for how I talked to you earlier and that I will work on how I treat you from now one. Said Nick with clear sincerity. That said I¡¯m glad you are already undressed that means I don¡¯t have to undress you myself said Nick as he walks to the bed and bends down to kiss Hadeus on the lips only for her to turn her head the other way. Did I do something wrong my love said Nick sweetly with a hint of confusion. Hadeus: DID YOU DO SOMETHING WRONG YOU SAY OH SURE YOU BET YOUR ASS YOU DID I SAW AND HEARD WHAT YOU SAID TO NEFARIUS YOU LIEING CHEATING BASTARD OF A HUSBAND. Roared Hadeus as she slapped him hard enough that he fell down. Nick: Fine I¡¯m sorry I won¡¯t do it ever again I promise I got you a gift it is a beautiful cat I promise I will neither look nor have any physical interactions with Nefarius tonight I promise. Hadeus: EVER YOU WONT HAVE ANY PHYSICAL INTERACTION WITH NEFARIUS EVER ONLY ME IM THE ONLY ONE YOU NEED DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME NICK!. Roared Nefarius as she prepared her hand as if to slap him again if he dared to do anything other than agree. Nick: ok I promise I won¡¯t ever do anything with her you are the only woman for me I promise. Said Nick as he got up and prepared to kiss her again. Only for her to turn her head again Nick: C¡¯mon I apologized honey I¡¯m sorry please I had a long day today and I need you please don¡¯t do this. Nick pleaded as he feared the worst. Hadeus: Nope you aren¡¯t getting anything for a week. She said with a evil grin as she watched Nick suddenly start crying as if it was the end of the world *********************************************************************************** (In a place god Knows where) God: Best choice I made this son of mine always entertaining *********************************************************************************** Nick: Not even a kiss goodnight or even snuggling as we sleep. Nick said with clear desperation in his eyes and voice Hadeus: Nope you get nothing and don¡¯t you dare mess with play with your time powers mister or you¡¯ll just piss me off even more than I am already. Said Hadeus with pure amusement at the situation. Nick: Honey please don¡¯t do this a week is a long time for someone like me. Said Nick with tears running down his face. Hadeus: Fine a kiss goodnight is all you get but don¡¯t you dare push for more or I will extend your punishment. She said with mercy Nick: Good I will take what I can get. Said Nick as he took off his clothes and jumped in bed and climbed on top of Hadeus and started kissing her. Hadeus:* this sneaky little bastard I should have said a quick kiss knowing him he will fall asleep while kissing me and sleep on top of me whatever I know he was being honest* And like that Nick slept on top of Hadeus for a whole week not letting her move and not noticing both strings were cut as he was asleep. (SO SORRY FOR THE LONG HIATUS GUYS AND GALS I HAD STUFF COME UP BUT HERE IS A LONGER CHAPTER ENJOY) CH: 5 THE SHIT HIT THE FAN IN THEIR FAMILY pov: King Otis (after Archon left the council came back together to discuss the task they were given by Archon) King Otis: *Holy fudge balls I know the priests and everyone that the Archon is an all powerful dominant arrogant omnipotent bastard. Who you should not fuck with but holy shit he looked at me for a split second and I almost shit my pants. Now all I have to do is convince the other kings that we need to do as he says except instead of telling them that I Oliver:*cough* will be punished I will tell them we will all be punished. *smirk* Otis my man you are truly genius pure genius now how Oliver:*cough!* should I go about this maybe spread some rumors first or jus- . *Oliver:*COUGH!! King Otis: What the hell do you want Oliver! can''t you see im thinking or are you blind Oliver: Your advisors are trying to tell you that we should advise our Ambassadors in Kelvin to try to set up a meeting with King Leeroy. So we can start negotiating a peace talk and end this ridiculous war. King Otis: O-oh well yes that is definitely something we will do now that this damn Archon gave us this fucking ultimatum I mean the son of a bitch could at the least *bzzt*. what the hell was that Oliver: What was what? King Otis: You didn''t just hear a loud zapping sound? Oliver: No no one else heard anything my King. King Otis: Oh never mind anyways where was I Oliver? Oliver: Well you were cursing Archon and ridiculing him I believe my lord. King Otis: Ah! yes hmm... Ah yes that stupid jerk could have gave us a notice ahead of time except telling us whenever he pleases that stupid pig I mea-*CRACKLE* *POP* BZZZT!*..... *silence* King Otis: Are you people seriously telling me that you didn''t just hear that? Oliver: Maybe you should stop cursing Archon I mean if you have an apple and don''t eat it then it can rot and start to smell you know what I mean? King Otis: what the fuck are you talking about Oliver why the hell would you not eat an apple? that shits expensive. Oliver: What apple what the hell are you talking about? (meanwhile huge ass pitch black clouds start forming above the palace looking extremely ominous and they are churning about as if begging some little upstart bitch to keep talking shit) King Otis: It must be that immortal bastard Archon! that little bitc- *BOOOOMM!!!* (the clouds slowly form a shameless smile and drift apart) *silence* Oliver: Welp I guess that''s why nuns and priests teach you not to fuck with the gods in Sunday school *mumble* King Otis: that little piece of shit I''m trying to do something for him and he throws a fucking lightning bolt *RUMBLE* OHHH!! GREAT ARCHON IM SO SORRY I DIDNT MEAN IT! *grovels Council member: *mumble* lying piece of shit *mumble* this piece of shit. Archon hit the king again he doesn''t mean it *mumbles* King Otis: what the hell are you saying over there speak up I can''t hear you stupid Archon now he''s making me deaf Ensure your favorite authors get the support they deserve. Read this novel on Royal Road. (Nick: little bastard think he is slick huh *rumbles* talk shit one more time and I will throw a bigger one I dare you *smiles* Hadeus: Honey what the hell are you doing come back to bed its cold. Nick: Shut up woman I''m enjoying myself. Hadeus: Don''t you piss me off Nick I am cold come back to bed before I drag you back myself. Nick: *mumbles* stupid wife never lets me have any fun the little bitch *mumbles* Hadeus: Did I just hear what I thought I heard? Nick: No go back to sleep or I''ll come and spank you silly! *grumbles*. Hadeus: You got 5 minutes if you don''t come back in that time don''t think of coming back and don''t bother cheating cause i can always tell when you do Nick: FINE! YOU FUN SUCKER YOU SUCKER OF FUN YOU!!.*mumble* wait that gives me an idea *mumble* Hadeus: Not happening you have 4 minutes left dear!. Nick: *sighs* *sheds tear*) King Otis: Oh thank goodness it seems that little prick finally left me alone! hah! I KNEW IT!. Council members& Oliver : *sighs* he does it to himself I swear. I know right like cmon for someone who manages one of the largest country in the world he''s kinda dumb. Tell me about it. *RUMBLE!* SHAKE!* *CRASH!*....... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nick: I FUCKIN WARNED YOU YOU LITTLE BASTARD! Oliver: *SIGH!* Well the whole north wing of the palace is just gone now. Said, Oliver after he opened a door to the next room only to find nothing but the sky and rubble and debris Council Member: I can''t handle this bullshit anymore this stupid ass king I QUIT! Council Member: Well fuck! now we are really screwed Council Member: Why do you say that joseph? Council Member: He was the best treasurer this country has ever had Council Member: Oliver can you, please go get him back for now Oliver: your dad is dead and all you can think is getting the treasurer back? Prince Charles: Well of course I am the crown prince naturally I will be coronated and as future king what I need now is to get the best treasurer this country has ever seen back into this council Oliver: *sigh* im getting too old for this shit. Said Oliver as he headed back to his tower BAMMMM!! Queen Tiffany: MARRY!!! YOU GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE ITS TOO DANGEROUS IM TALKING TO YOU LITTLE GIRL DONT PISS ME OFF YOU LITTLE SHIT!. Mary: *giggles* you can''t catch me you old hag!. as Queen Tiffany heard what her daughter said she flew into a calm rage and walked away to start packing marys things for her to go live with her cousins up in the northlands (AN: Short chapter sorry I got sick and other excuses that make sense to you beloved readers :) till next time in Nick tales) (AN: I am aware that this chapter could have been much better don''t hate I will hopefully check back tomorrow and try to fix and add more stuff later I''m just very tired anyways ENJOY!) CH:6 NICK AND HIS RESOLUTION In the realm of gods 20 years after the death of the human king Nick: *father I don''t like this anymore I am so bored please talk to me it has been 15 years since you talked to me last I am begging you give me guidance* *rustle* Nick: oh honey did you sleep well? Hadeus: Yes I slept fine I thought I told you to sleep on the couch! Nick: It was so uncomfortable though so I snuck in Hadeus: hmm 15 minutes later (Loud knocks on the door) ???: MY LORD TERRIBLE NEWS THE HUMANS HAVE DECLARED WAR ON EVERYONE AND ARE CURRENTLY AT WAR Nick : WHAT! WHO AUTHORIZED THIS!??!? ???: THE GODDES OF NATURE MY LIEGE Nick: THAT WHORE! Hadeus: humph! good let them die you see what happens when you two time a goddess our old king never did that he was perfectly content with me Nick: what have I told you before have I not told you to never mention him you bitch! Hadeus: who cares it¡¯s not like you will do anything to me anyways who would take care of Julius besides the old king was way more of a man than you even in bed he took what he wanted*spits* Nick: come give me a hug Hadeus: why? Nick: joseph go bring Julius Joseph: it shall be done my lord Hadeus: Nick honey what are you doing you are scaring me? Nick:... 3 minutes later Joseph come back into the throne room along with Julius Julius: did you need something father? * Why did father summon me must have something to do with the humans and the stupid wars they caused* Nick: I just wanted you to witness what I am about to do*clears throat* GODS OF THE PANTHEON I SUMMON YOU HERE EVERYONE OF YOU COME NEITHER RANK NOR TITLE MATTERS COME HERE IMMEDIATELY! *POOF**POOF**POOF**POOF**POOF**POOF**POOF**POOF**POOF**POOF* *POOF**POOF**POOF**POOF**POOF**POOF**POOF**POOF**POOF**POOF**POOF**POOF**POOF**POOF* Gods and goddesses: you summoned us our king Nick: Hadeus has broken the rules for far too long and as such will be punished I CAN NO LONGER TOLERATE HER ATTITUDE AND HER MEDDLING IN MORTAL AFFAIRS!!. so I am here to tell you here and now that she will be punished according to our rules and tradition because this is such a crime that has been committed joseph I would like for you to retrieve the book! Gods and goddesses: *GASP!* not the book they murmured. Joseph: here my king. Nick: yes here it is chapter 9 article 4 section 7 line 2509 meddling in mortal affairs 10 years *gasp* annoying the king 3 years *gasp* sleeping with other men and lying to my face about it than being mad that I slept with other women also hmm let¡¯s just say that I strip her of her godly powers and make her mortal! Gods and goddeses: * gasp!* my lord do you not think that it is about excess- *snap* (falls to the ground with his eyes and ears bleeding blood). Nick: Now! As I was saying I called you all here to tell you that I will indeed go through with this punishment Hadeus: LIES I NEVER DID THIS HE JUST WANTS MORE POWER I NEVER SLEPT WITH ANYONE HE JUST JEALOUS!! DONT BELEIVE A WORD HE HAS SPOKEN!!. Gods and goddesses: *murmurs* Nick: guards please shut her up GOD:*you go too far son don¡¯t do this I know why you are upset but she truly never did such a thing* Nick:* EVEN YOU! EVEN MY OWN FATHER WOULD LIE TO ME ABOUT SUCH THINGS! I SAW WITH MY OWN EYES WHAT SHE HAD DONE AND SHE KNOWS I CAUGHT HER I HAVE NOT CHEATED ON HER IN 18 YEARS!! AND I JUST CAUGHT HER 3 WEEKS AGO AND YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO TRY TO CALM ME DOWN EVEN GOING SO FAR AS TO LIE TO ME I HAVE DONE EVERYTHING YOU HAVE ASKED OF ME I QUELLED THE REBELLION OF THE ANGELS I WENT INTO THE HELL VOID AND DEFEATED LUCIFER I TRAINED YOUR ANGELS BRING THEM AN UNPRECENTED LEVEL OF POWER THAT THEY HAD BEFORE!. And you think so little of me as to lie to me your own son I...I.. I tried so hard to calm this rage bubbling in my heart but even you care so little about myself that you would lie to me I''m done I curse you I told you we would become the best of friends I gave my everything to you I was completely devoted to serving you and you betrayed me when I needed you the most how could you do such a thing as betraying the thing most sacred to me. I need isolation I need solitude I need silence... This tale has been unlawfully lifted without the author''s consent. Report any appearances on Amazon. Nick come hug your son hadeus. Hadeus: Nick honey I promise I will never do it again I swear just please don''t do this I will do anyth- Nick: COME HUG YOUR SON HADEUS I WILL NOT ASK YOU AGAIN!!. Julius: father please don''t do this *sob* mother said she is sorry *sob* Nick: go hug your mother Julius. Hadeus: Nick please don''t do this I beg you please*sob sob* Nick: I waited 18 years to hear you say that and now that I''m threatening your life you say that you don''t deserve your power you don''t deserve your son you don''t deserve our family and you do not deserve to live even as a mortal neither now!. *freeze* *soul devour all targets except Julius in this galaxy and also devour the galaxy itself no scratch that devour this section of the universe*. CHALICE; as you wish master and thank you for the meal~ GOD: NICK DONT DO THIS DONT MAKE ME AN ENEMY I NEVER LOSE!! Nick: you my own father betrayed me you made me your enemy I- never speak to me again! You selfish bastard CHALICE: 3.2.1. And just like that a black hole the size that can be compared to nothing abruptly appeared and swallowed a whole section of the universe and disappeared as fast as it appeared *ding*
NEW TITLE: DEVOURER OF GOD
INFO: for devouring the creator of this universe all title held by said creator shall be merged in this title and granted to you
TITLE BONUS: UNCHAINED: fate has no control over you and all restriction unlocked Creator privileges unlocked Stat system is now unchained allowing unlimited access and changes as seen fit Bonus effect: now able to make any kind of item at will without restriction
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NEW TITLE: HELPER OF GOD
INFO: For killing a being posing as god and killing him the real god who you prayed to when you were still human Has sent this as a thank you and invites you to join his council and sincerely apologizes as he was trying to deal with the Enemy angel army that you made extremely overpowered he also invites you to be his general he also wishes to apologize for Not realizing your true potential and sending you to some second rate poser and for the treatment towards you. p.s he also says anytime you feel like talking send him a message and he will invite you to his house to talk lol you are one lucky bastard
Title bonus: nothing more to give you sorry bud you are just too powerful
POWER RANKING UPDATED
1: GOD 2: Nick Archon 3:Lucifer 4:Micheal 5: ????????
INCOMING MESSAGE