《The Retired Assassin!? (Dropped)》 [Prologue] Retired Assassin "It''s so good to be alive!" I cried out at the top of my lungs while sitting in a recliner chair in my suburb house as I watch the new season of one piece. Oh yeah I had never introduced my self, well first of my name is Arthur Lewis, I am a 17-year-old highschool student, well that what''s it says on my resume. To tell truth I am a 17-year-old retired assassin. Yesterday was my last mission as an assassin which was near death experience for me. My father and mother were assassins as well but unfortuatnely on one of their mission they met their end. Well that''s is enough about my past. Getting up from my recliner chair I head towards the kitchen, opening the refrigerator I take a milk jug out as I unscrew the top and take a huge gulp of the delicious milk. Urrrrghh Instantly dropping on my knees I throw up milk. No! I don''t think I should call it milk! but a glob of rotten cheese! Clutching my stomach, I gasp for air, "Is this how the world known best assassin is going to die.....by drinking expired milk!" I cried out on my dying breath. ... Gaining my senses back I see that I was in my own vomit, "urrrg-" no, no don''t throw up.Quickly covering my mouth I stand up from the filth and go towards my bathroom to wash it off my body... After thirty minute of constantly scrubbing, I get out the shower and quickly put on some clothes. I guess I will have to clean up the kitchen now. Urg- I had to stop myself from vomiting again. Arriving in the kitchen I grab the nearby mop and clean up the vomit while still holding myself back. I don''t know but when I see blood it doesn''t affect me but once I see things like vomit, it turns my stomach upside down... Sighhhh I really liked that mop too, we have been through thick and thin for a year now and yet it''s completely going in the dumpster. No question ask. Now that I think about it, I really have no supplies nor furniture here. So I decided to go to Walmart.. Grabbing my keys from the kitchen counter I put on my shoes and head towards my black Audi car. Screeaaaach I back up from my garage Crash! No don''t tell me! D-did I just... Running out of my car to find out what I hit. Arriving at the back of my car I can suddenly feel my legs going soft as jelly as I drop on my knees. "Nooooooo! My precious bike...sniff..sniff.. my bike, the bike I had for two years! Is now crush under my car tires...sniff...sniff.Looking up in the sky with lifeless eyes, I arch my head back and yelled out "Jimmyyyyyyy!" I already know what you thinking. Why am I, a 17-year old boy naming objects? Well it''s a simple explanation, it is a force of habit of mines, I mean because I have been a loner ever since I became an assassin. You know if I gain a lot of friends or associates, it can be used against me if the enemy ever find out my identity. After a few minutes of grieve, I grab the remains of my bike I stuff it inside the car "Just wait Jimmy there is going to be a proper burial" I said under my breath. Cranking the car back on, I drive off towards Walmart. .... Parking my car in the parking lot, I get out of the car, heading towards the store I can see a group of people holding signs while chanting. "Give me back my AC!" "I want my AC!" "Burn the place Down!" Is there a terrorist in the group or something. That is some dangerous words he is chanting. Closing my eyes I shake my head as I Ignored it and entered Walmart. Upon entering Walmart I can feel a cold breeze on my skin causing me to shiver "How cold!" I shouted. I knew I should have brought a jacket. Going towards the section of the furniture, I pick out a simple kitchen table and chairs as well as mops, and other cleaning supplies. For time being I will let Walmart hold on to the furniture until I come back with a moving truck to collect it. Ensure your favorite authors get the support they deserve. Read this novel on Royal Road. During the whole process of it I could feel a pairs eyes staring at me but not with malicious intent, so I just left it alone hopping that the person won''t come and bother me. "That will be in all, 167$ dollars, sir" A female clerk says while having a sweet smile on her face Standing in the check out line, I grab my wallet out of my pocket and took out a two hundred dollars bills and hand it over to female clerk. The female clerk had on the standard outfit for Walmart employees, she was average looking with long blond hair. "Your change will be 33$, sir" Extending out my hand, I grab the money from her and smiled "Thank you" Suddenly I can see the clerk face turned flushed red..is she sick or something. Well anyways after paying for the supplies I head towards my car. Arriving out of the store I can see the group of people still holding the signs while chanting "Burn the store!" Give me back my AC!" "I want my AC!" "Burn the place Down!" Some one really need to stop that man because I think he is serious, shaking my head once again I ignored the guy and went off towards my destination. Arriving by my car I notice that my door was unlock, "Wait didn''t I lock the door," standing there like a fool I scratch my head.. well their nothing in the car to steal except the car itself, so I decide not worried about it and enter the car. ... *Click* Unlocking the door to my house I enter it, setting the supplies down in the kitchen as I walk towards the restroom. Jeez isn''t this the second time I have to bathe. During the ride a my cup coffee I bought from McDonald waste on me when I ran over a speed hump. Taking off my clothes, I fold it and put on the toilet and enter the shower. After thirty minutes or so, I exited out of the shower and grab the robe that was hanging up on the nearby rack. Stepping out the bathroom I can suddenly smell the aroma of food. My mouth goes watery smelling the aroma...wait when did I ever cook? Like as if a lightning bolt stuck me I ran out of the bathroom while my robes falls off me. Stopping at the kitchen entrance I can see a beautiful female black-haired figure cooking while happily humming a tune "Hey! Who the fuck are you!" I shouted "Don''t tell me you forgotten about me?" Turning around I can see a familiar face causing me to open my mouth in shock. The female figure in front of me is Thela. Thela is the daughter of some rich men I have work for. In fact the reason for my near death experience on my last mission was because of her! "Thela!? Why are you here? How did you get in here!?" "Hehe...nice package.. and if you are wondering how I got here, all I did was follow you at Walmart and while you was buying your supplies or what not, I unlocked your doors and enter your car. It was quite easy...are you really an assassin?" She said while tilting her head as she smile a devious smile. Quickly putting my hand over my crotch I blush a little " O-Of course I am an assassin!." "Well anyways come eat, I know you want home cook food instead of the microwave stuff" "How do I know that you didn''t put nothing in it!?" I ask while I furrow my eyebrows "Well..you will just have to trust me" She said while smiling a blissful smile. [Volume One] Chapter 1: Taking responsibility Sighhh At this moment I am sitting down fully clothed at the kitchen table eating unbelievable tasty food I ever had in my life. Stuffing my face as if I was a five year old brat , you can see a tear drop at the corner of my eye. Never in the seventeen years of my life I ever eaten something this good. Mother and father would always tell me to cook my own food which would always come out disgusting. "How is the food?" Sitting across from me is Thela who is slowly eating her food with proper etiquette. Sighhh...rich people I wish I had a life like her growing up. "Yes it is very delicious. When did you learn how to cook?" I ask with curiosity " My mother taught me how to cook growing up. She would tell me to cook for the men I intend to marry" she replies while hanging her head down. Clearly I understand what she meant but why me? The only thing I did was save her from the kidnapping accident. Reluctantly pushing the plate away I said " Well I guess you got the wrong guy" regret was evident on my face, I mean come on this is top class food I am eating! Lifting up her head I can see her face flush"No...I don''t have the wrong guy! I intend to marry you and only you!" "Why me?" "Why not! At the school I am going to their are many handsome boys there but the reason they associate with me is because of my background. You on the other hand who never met me, save my life and didn''t ask for anything in return, so I feel like I can be my real self around you" "Huh? Didn''t your father tell you that he paid me to save your life!?" "So what!?" *Thump* I slam my head on the table I mean damn is this girl stupid or what!? Shaking my head I grab my plate and continue eating " I am not marrying you, besides I am to young" A glint of sadness appeared in her eyes then it suddenly disappeared and it was replace by a light smile "Don''t worry, later in the future you will come to accept me" Paying no mind to her I finish off the plate and lean back in my chair as I let out a satisfying smile " You know what! I can consider you in becoming my wife if you continue cooking food for me like this everyday. You know what they say, the quickest way to a man heart is through his stomach" I said "Of course I am planning to do that... Oh yeah I have something we can drink" Pulling out two small wine glass bottle out of her purse, she sits it on the table. Inside the bottle is s a pure white substance most likely wine. "Where did you get this from! Aren''t you a little to young to be carrying this around!?" I ask as I was clearly shock. I am not a expert in wine or anything but just by the appearance of it already tells me that it''s top quality and probability worth millions of dollars. Seeing my shock face, Thela lip curl up into a smile "I don''t know what kind of wine this is but I do know that father always drink this" "Sorry I don''t drink without a cause" "Hehe...isn''t today a perfect occasion, I mean you just retired as an assassin" Did I just saw a glint of light in her eyes.... "Come on, see that''s why you don''t have any friends" Sighh god damn she so persistent. "OK! poor me glass," "He he I knew you would come around sooner or later" She said with a cheeky smile Urrrghh! I think I can feel a headache coming in Standing up she go towards my cabinet and took out to two wine glass out. Just to make this clear, I don''t drink wine... I just use them to drink grape juice. I like to pretend I am drinking wine while I watch my anime. There nothing wrong with that....is it? Don''t judge me... If you discover this narrative on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen. Please report the violation. Sitting back down she poured the wine in each glass, literary filling it up to the top. "Have you ever drink wine?" I ask "No, why?" "Then why the hell is you filling the glass to the top!?" I shouted, I think this girl brain truly missing a important cell or two. "Why not?" *Thump* Seriously, is this the only answer she can come up with!? Sighh.. I think the nobles need to give proper education to their children. "Here!" Smiling she handed me over the glass of wine. Taking the glass of wine I sniff it to make sure nothing strange was in it. Sipping it a little bit a strong bitter sweet taste slid down my throat. Cough! Cough! I suddenly coughed. The wine was bittersweet which wasn''t a bad thing but it was to strong. I can feel my head becoming a little woozy as my vision becoming blurry. Looking up I can see that Thela was in no better state then me, actually she was even worse... ..... Squeak!.......Squeak!......Squeak! Huh? Where am I? "Ah! Ah yes!" !? Don''t tell me? Quickly jerking my head up I can see Thela on top of me hopping up and down. She was stark nake showing her snow white skin and her perky breasts as it jiggle with every hop. I can see that we are in my bedroom on the bed and myself is also nake... ....Shit! Oh my God! Damn! Damn! Damn! "Ah yes!" She continuing moaning in a high pitch voice I can feel my pillar of light expanding a little with every move she make I try to lift up my arm and push out the way but it was no use as my arms go somewhere else instead of where I command it to go. Couldn''t take it anymore I release a load in her causing her to arch her back as she shiver uncontrollably. Then suddenly I can see her lean forward then flopping on my chest unmoving. "Zzzzzzzzz..." Suddenly I can see the space surrounding us become distorted as my eyes grew heavy causing me slowly close my eyes. Yea...This must had been a dream... ..... "H-hey.. wake up, wake up" I can feel someone shoving me. After a while it became a little irritating, so I slowly open my eyes "What!?" Sitting up I can see the Thela wearing an over size shirt most likely a shirt that came from my closet....Wait why is she wearing my shirt..feeling a light breeze downstairs I look down and gap in shock. Noooo! It wasn''t a dream, no! no! My first time! Give me back my virginity! "Y-you took my first time! You took a advantage of me while I was intoxicated! And I thought that I can trust you..sniff...sniff....Wahhhhhhh!" Thela started cry then hug her knees. Shit! Now I feel like a rapist! " I am sorry! I will take the responsibility for my action, whatever you s-say I will do it" I bolted over to her side trying to console her. "...sniff.. sniff..promise?" "Yes, yes promise!" "Then you have to take responsibility for your actions by marrying me!" a devious smile creep up her face. Wait? Huh? Damn...did I just play right into her hands!? [Volume One] Chapter 2: Sudden Attack!? Today''s Chapter:) P.S I decided to add the action tag ____________________________________________________________ Ahhh... it''s just like any other day...Just sitting in my recliner chair with my grape juice watching anime. "I want to watch Law & Order!" Or so I thought.. Entering the living room with only just a T-shirt on is Thela, Damn...I really regret drinking that wine. It''s been a week since the incident. Every since then she never left my side...Urrrggh she even tried to bathe with me, it''s not like I have something against. I mean who doesn''t want to a beautiful woman bathing with you or maybe little extra.... wait forget about that part. Currently sitting on my chair, Thela walks over seductively and sits on my lap paying no mind to my reaction. "Come on turn it to Law & Order" grabbing the TV controller out of my hands she switch the channel. Nooooo! Luffyyyy! "Turn it back! I waited seven days for this episode!" I can feel tears endlessly floating down my face. Just for the information, in the U.S every new episode come out every seven days. "Come on watch it with me, I can guarantee you will enjoy it!" she smile while tightly holding the TV remote, clearly suggesting that no matter what I say she will not give it back. Sighhh.. I mean seriously is she old? I don''t have any problems with old people but they always just watch shows that somehow have to deal with crime. For example Criminal Minds, Law & Order, and CSI: Miami. "Why are you still here? Your father is probably searching crazy for you, using millions of dollars just to find you" "Don''t worry, my father is out on vacation with my mother and besides it is only natural to be with your fianc¨¦" Ahh...the word fianc¨¦ always cause me a headache, if it weren''t for me always keeping my promise and the fact I took her "virginity", I would have walk out a long time ago! Damn...now I sound like a husband who is planning on leaving his wife. "Now! Shh! It''s finally coming on!" Saying this she put my arms around her waist forcing me to embrace her. I swear I feel like she the one who has the pants on in this relationship. Sighh...I guess I will have to sit through an hour of torture .... "No! How can he be so stupid and leave out important evidence like this! Ahhh... this why I don''t like amateurs!'' I yelled out. Criminal minds just ended which only left me frustrated, like come on how can the killer leave his weapon at the scene of the crime. It''s basic knowledge to always dispose of the weapon! This what I mean about amateurs! "Hehe... see I told you would enjoy it" Thela smiled Enjoy it!? More like becoming frustrated at it. "I don''t understand how you watch this type of TV shows, this is unrealistic" I shook my head "If you want to talk about unrealistic then shouldn''t you be talking about that cartoon called One Piece" "It is not cartoons! It is anime!" I yelled out. For some reason I don''t like the way she called it a cartoon, it was if a switch suddenly flip on me. I instinctively let out a little bit of killing intent. If you come across this story on Amazon, it''s taken without permission from the author. Report it. Sweating a little she stuttered "I-I am s-sorry, I-I w-will n-n-never do it a-again" I can feel her body shiver uncontrollably. Noticing that I was leaking out killing intent, I involuntary stop and grab tighter around her waist "I am sorry for yelling at you, I won''t do it again" I don''t why but when I felt her body shiver it cause me to feel a slight pain in my heart, is this what its like to love someone....no it must be because she is the first person that I associated with. I don''t even understand my feelings anymore. Leaning forward I brought her face towards me and passionately kiss her. At first she was shock but she got into it to as well. After a minute or so we break up the kiss as I can see a leftover string of saliva connecting to our lips. Looking up I can see a blissful smile on Thela face "So y-" Suddenly I can feel a strong killing intent, before letting her speak, I shove her onto the ground as I lay on top of her. Almost instantly a glass shattering sound could be heard as a bullet pass through from the place Thela and I was. "W-what was that! ?" Thela screams More rapid-firing bullets pass through the house, suddenly I can see a grenade passing through the window. Stunned momentarily, I pick Thela up from the floor and carry her in a princess carry as I run towards my garage. Screeeaach I quickly back up from the garage and press on the gas full throttle. Not later than a minute later, four to three black cars followed behind us. BOOOOOM! Noooo! Fiona!(House), Bob!(Recliner chair), Mindy!(Tv) they killed them! So cruel! Sniff...sniff..Damn! Who was the one that find out my true identity! I will kill them! Fioanaaaaaaaa!!! Taking a quick turn I arrive at the highway... Looking through the review mirror I can see men in black suits pulling out their guns from within each car. Bullets started soar towards my car, a bullet or two hit the back window. Another bullet blew off my side view mirror. Suddenly a bullet pierce through my back tire Screeeaaach! My car spiral out of control. Bang! My car crashed into a ditch as if I was hit with concussion grenade , my five senses dimmed. The side of my car was completely crushed. I can''t feel my legs. Looking to the right side of me I can see the unconscious Thela. She was safe with a little bit bruises here and there. My consciousness slowly fade as I can hear several voices. "Idiot, don''t kill them!" "Mission completed" "Idiot! Mission completed!? If they are dead then it doesn''t matter if our mission complete or not!" "Mis-" ""Shut the fuck up!"" .....Idiots if you really don''t want us killed, then why the fuck did they shoot at us......