《The Gentle Dragon and the Cruel Fairy (an O.W.S novel)》 prologue: cuz we cant think of a name yet... Hello WE''RE BACKKK ME (KRIS) and KELVIE ARE BACK AND not so booming... FROM OUR HIATUS''SSSSS you may have not known this but I''m the one who taught Kelvie to use tables here... and i''m his friend in real life. Now then, we are BACK!... sorta. Kelvie was just lazy and overwhelmed by school work, while I am back from my wuxia world marathonnnnnnnnn. I will admit I got depressed after a good written bad review for my story got into the top reviews somehow... Anywayyyy Kelvie and I got together and made this account called OWS. O.peration W.orld S.ummon Which is basically a writing amateur crew that makes generic web noels about world summons... i guess? We''re actually doing just... all kinds of genres... but O.W.S fit. *******************88 Some time ago in a galaxy far far away¡­ screw that. This was in a universe pretty damn close to ours. Probably an alternate one or close to Earth. And, to make this interesting it was a world of¡­ that¡¯s right: Moolah. MONEY RULES AL--... wait¡­ what¡¯s that Kelvie? Kelvie: Wrong script Kris... you had ONE JOB GOD DAMMIT. oh. Fuck. Now, where was I? Right. It was a world of¡­ that¡¯s right Magic. Orrrrrrr actually lot¡¯s of worlds had magic, except our world has science and shit. Buuut no mana. mana is like energy if you will, a strange particle similar to electricity, that does not react violently with living beings.In fact, they¡¯re like, steroids for us¡­. wait. Kelvie: Steroids... Really... Why am I co-writing and PRing this for you... Okay, legal augmenting vitamins things¡­ Oh yeah, there are fantasy things like mages and practitioners, and stuff¡­ also unicorns, elfs, dwarves you name it. Even those moe catkin things... A-anyways, in said universe there is a planet! Kelvie: You don¡¯t say... Hurry up.... Oh fine. Alrighty. In said planet there is a continent. Kelvie: ... *Holds up boiling hot coffee* In said continent, There is a town, in said town, there is a road, leading out of town, Kelvie: *Starts sharpening knife* i¡¯ll just ignore that¡­ *ahem* on said road, it leads to a village¡­ Kelvie: *SHINK* ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH Kelvie: *Pours the boiling coffee into the wound* AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFMFMFMFMFMGRRRRRR OKAY OKAY I¡¯LL GET TO THE POINT our story is about 2 mutts. Kelvie: *A demon Hannya appears* *oblivious* about 2 breadbaskets, or mixed breeds if you wil-- Kelvie: *Starts maniacally laughing* HaVinG A LitTle JoKE ArE WE... h-hey Kelvie? You oka- ~Please excuse us for a moment, we are having technical difficulties¡­~ La~lala~la~~~~~La-lalala~la~~~~~La~lala~la~~~~~La-lalala~la~~~~~ Hello Kelvie here, Kris is unable to continue narrating due to¡­ Unexpected injuries¡­ Kris: DON¡¯T LISTEN TO HIM HE¡¯S LY- MRGHHGHGHFSFOFSOEFGHSf *blood splatter* The author''s content has been appropriated; report any instances of this story on Amazon.ff¡­ HaHAhAhAHa, Kris has taken vacation leave for a while Now then, Into the past: ¡°Kuhhhh¡± Az spat out a mouthful of air as he was kicked in the solar plexus. The 3 boys who were seemingly beating up, spit on him and were beginning to walk away, until a short wiry boy popped out from behind the shrine. It was quite comical really, one shorty against the 3 large, buff boys. He pulls out a strange piece of paper with words written on it. ¡° STOP RIGHT THERE! You have brought malice and dishonor to this battlefield. In turn I- *TSBLEHKEH!* Owwwww~~~ I bit my tongue¡­ ¡°. For a good minute or two, there was a comical silence until Az furiously burst out, ¡°DAMMIT DERP YOU HAD ONE JOB! TO SAVE ME AND BEAT UP THE BADDIES! YOU ONLY DID ONE OF THOSE!! HOW MANY TIME HAVE I TOLD YOU TO SAY THE LINES COOLY!¡± Derp, looking apologetically at the ground responded, ¡°I¡¯m sorry¡­ but Az¡­ I can¡¯t speak as well as you¡­¡± Indeed, Derp strangely had visibly larger canines than a normal person now that the bully¡¯s looked at him¡­ As the Bully¡¯s regained their composure they ridiculed them in their heads. What a joke this was! And, as generic bullies were, they didn¡¯t think anymore and all closed in to beat up the dense shorty first. Had they been smarter, and less generic, the bullies would have taken more notice of Derps canines and be like you: probably pondering. What was the one thing Derp did do then? Because Derp in fact, (disregarding his I.Q.) was not a doormat. He curled his fist and punched the ground. As the bullies saw this, they were confused¡­ for but a moment. As Derp¡¯s fist connected with the ground, cracks appeared and chunks of earth imploded out from the area he attacked. As each bully was magnificently sent flying into the air by the speeding chunks of earth, you- and the bullies should have sufficiently realized what the one thing Derp could do now was. ¡°HAHA You insufferable, ass-faced animals, Hows that?¡± Az almost jumping in the air from happiness. As he was about to kick the bullies as they were down with a strange sharp glint in his eye, Derp pulled him back. ¡°Why¡¯d you stop me?¡± Az¡¯s face was florid as spittle flew out of his mouth. The ominous glint still present in his eyes. ¡°You can¡¯t! It¡¯s not right! Remember what old man Pine told us? We have to always live with a clear conscience!¡± Derp frantically reminded. ¡°Tch¡± Az spit on the ground next to the bullies and with his dazzling smile and, dark eyes he whispers in their ears. ¡°Remember if you bully the weak again... there is a fate worse than dying¡± The spit next to the bullies started melting through the cobbled road as Az started to walk away. End Author''s¡¯ Notes: If you guys haven¡¯t noticed already. Aziere Zechariah (or Az) was created by Kelvie while Dai (or Derp) was created by Kris. Please leave comments and critique it helps us~ Chapter 1-"Change" Chapter 1-¡±Change¡± DUNDUNDUNNNNNNNN Kris: ELLLOOOOO, It¡¯ssssss KRIS AND KELVIE TIMEEEEEEEEEEE Kelvie: We promised a chapter a week... Prepare yourself Kris¡­*Shing* Kris: ...uhhh¡­ we¡­ schoolwork¡­ um, I discovered Re: Hamster? Kelvie: *Laughs melancholy* I am so sorry guys... Kris: ¡­ oh¡­ now I feel bad¡­ k, no more ranting¡­ man the next chap¡¯s pretty dark¡­ HERES THE CHAPPPPP ENJOY IT MOODA FOOKAAASSSSSSSS
To Aziere¡¯s (Az) point of view (Warning: Not lighthearted... Very dark) PS: Written by Kelvie... As expected+Pr''d by KRISSS Inside of a desolate wasteland, brown dirt blows in the wind. The sounds of the injured and dying are numerous and is like a roar in the ears of the survivors. The ground is stained with crimson blood, running thick and is over anything and everything. A child is currently fighting the hundreds of enemies. That person is of course Aziere. Aziere is throwing deadly needles with enough neurotoxin to contaminate 30 gallons of blood. His golden eyes dart across the battlefield with a savage look on his face. He dodges a sword swing to the right and crushes the assailant''s neck. But grimaces in pain a mace bludgeons his left foot while a sickening crack echoes through the field. He soons find himself surrounded, as he madly looks for escape. He roars out with a ghastly howl of desperation and starts mowing down the helpless soldiers. When he notices he has run out of mana to create anymore needles, he starts picking up the fallen¡¯s weapons and fighting with them. He picks up a halberd and impales 2 people with it, before grabbing a sword out of the hands of a person who was about to slash at his neck. He smashes the hilt of the sword into another 5 people before grabbing a kusarigama out of mid air and killing the rest of the people around him. *Puch* ¡°Huh?¡± Aziere feels a prick on his back and his eyes widen, that is soon followed by over a dozen arrows biting deeply into his back. Aziere slowly turns around and sees that his previous ¡°comrades¡± have their weapons pointing at him. 3 javelin finds it¡¯s way into his shoulder, chest, and stomach and he falls into a ditch. ¡°Why... Are you doing this?¡± Aziere coughs out some black blood and grimaces in pain. ¡°I was a loyal member of the Pro-Spirit faction... So why?¡± The seemingly commander of the troops look at him with a look of disgust. ¡°It doesn¡¯t matter where you are... Boy... A half breed should just die.¡± The commander spits on the ground next to him and walks away. Aziere¡¯s previously raven-colored hair with green tips have been caked in blood and mud. He recollects the past 3 years. Waking up in an unknown place, with no memories except for those 2¡­ facing discrimination¡­ him joining the Pro-Spirit faction because of the discrimination of the fairy race. Quickly rising the ranks and becoming the tactician of the army. ¡°Why are they doing this,¡± He muses to himself ¡°the Pro-Spirit faction have been discriminated against almost as much as me... But when they are right about to gain freedom... They cast me away¡± he gives an almost mirthful smile and laughs before coughing a little bit. When he looks up to the sky, the world above seems a little blurry... ¡°Huh? What is this?¡± He reaches up to his face and feel something warm is flowing out of his eyes. ¡°Are these tears?¡± He thought, ¡°Oh, it¡¯s just blood¡±. His childish face, in which most people his age were full of happiness held nothing but coldness and disdain. He continue to lie there and see that it had started snowing. He lifted an arm up to the sky and clenches it into a fist. ¡°What a fitting end for me... Aziere, the poisonous reaper... Tactician of the Pro-Spirit faction...¡± He thought outloud This tale has been unlawfully obtained from Royal Road. If you discover it on Amazon, kindly report it. ¡°I¡¯ve been called many things, a murderer, a traitor, a demon...¡± His voice was slowly getting louder. ¡°¡±But I am only one thing... Me. If I am going to die, I will die without relying on anything but my own two feet and what''s rightfully mine.¡± He was almost yelling now. With the strength and willpower of a thousand men he forces himself up, muscles screaming, and falls unconscious on his feet¡­
Kelvie: Phew! Finally finished that awesome chap, gonna go sleep for a while! ¡°*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM* Kris:"Nope! Too shortttt! I''ll take over! As Az-... Kris: Lol get it? Kelvie: Shut it this is the serious part. Dammit, no trolls, I¡¯m friggin sleepy.
As Az was going to use the last of his power to create a huge explosion that would destroy everything within 1 km radius around him, a strange power forced him unconscious. A short old man appeared seemingly from the sky, smashing into the ground in front of Az with a fearsome¡­ SPEAR¡­ with a¡­ PINE CONE TIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP ¡°Oh shit! It¡¯s Martial Expert Pine! He¡¯s at the Peak of the Martial Expert Level! RETR-¡­ RUN NOW WE STAND NO CHANCE! WE¡¯RE GONNA DI-¡± Before the commander could even say anymore Old Man Pine seemingly appeared right before his eyes. Then Old Man Pine¡¯s spear was knocked right into his heart. And as the commander¡¯s eyes started to widen, he would wonder why he could see his own body with a hole through the upper left area of his torso, and how come it was headless. Then he would also wonder why everything was spinning. Before 2 breaths of time had passed, the commander of the Pro-Spirit faction, at the Peak of the Gold Rank in martial cultivation, had perished. The battle after couldn¡¯t be said to be a battle. It was a one sided massacre! With a swipe of his pinecone stick, Old Man Pine¡¯s adversaries would be felled by the dozen. As some secret reporters on the sidelines watched, they would tell the aweing scene of destruction to their son¡¯s sons and sons grandsons after that. It was like watching the release of a mad killing god that didn¡¯t stop. As soldiers started to lose morale, they looked up at the sky, thinking, Why? They had just wanted freedom from discrimination, to free their fellow races¡­ so why? But some others realized their mistakes. Some men acknowledged how wrong they had been. They looked at the unconscious Az, and saw a boy, sleeping. Just like any other normal boy should. He should have been spared from this side of the world. But he was part enemy, part of their fellow discriminated fairy race. They rejected him, and there was no place for him to truly call home now. So the rest of the men stopped fighting, and waited for the execution. They knew they had wronged by injuring not an enemy, or disgusting mix of breeds, but a friend they had cast aside. And as some light shone from the originally dark clouds above, Old Man Pine spared those that had retained the humanity left in them. So, he who had been massacring them just a second ago, reached out a hand to those that kneeled. After this battle, the Pro-Spirit faction was disbanded. Az seemingly disappeared, nobody would see him again¡­ yet, Dead or Alive. And Old Man Pine led the force that would replace the Pro-Spirit faction. A faction that would accept all races, halfies, without discrimination¡­ the Bread Basket. Kelvie: ¡°...¡± Kris: ¡°Shaddup, my naming sense is amazing.¡± Fin. Lol, sorry for being so late tho, c-ya guys (maybe) nxt week! Kelvie: " You FUCKERRRRR THE WRITING WAS SO GOOD FOR ONCE I KNEW THERE WAS A CATCHHH!!! TAKE THISSS" :punchp1: :punch: "BUGWEHHHHHHH" :teamRocket: Chapter 2- "Like a Match in the Wind" ALOHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I''m back~~~~~~~~~ Sorry for being late.... am I? I dunno... anyways... it''s cuz somebody introduced me to ROTMG, and I''ve been playing like an addict... blahblahblah... you guys should try it! It''s like, so AwESOMEEEEEEE!!! Kelvie: "So that''s why you weren''t answering...." [th_0fire.gif] Kris: UWAH! WHEN DID YOU GET HERE? [th_001_-v2.gif] Kelvie: "I hope your ready for the consequences... " [th_111_.gif] QUICK, TO THE CHAPTER!!! Kelvie: "DAMN YO-"
In the city of Venir, the center of attention was a young man 14 years of age. He donned an explosion of black average unkempt lengthed hair which if measured, would reach right to his nose. But his vision was unimpaired at all seeing as his bright orange to red eyes were staring straight at the pile of Munchkinds ?¡­ Kelvie: *Slaps forehead and sighs* Kris: Please don¡¯t sue me. Sorry, but yes, as the surrounding crowd stared at the young man that stared at the pile of Munchkinds ? that stared at nothing because Munchkinds ? , like munchkins, don¡¯t have eyes¡­ He started eating. It was like a tornado vortex vacuum of terror. His hands kept on shoving and shoving the Munchkinds ? towards his mouth, and they seemingly disappeared down his bottomless black-hole of a gullet. Then, in no less than 5 minutes, a whole plate of 150 Munchkinds ? had been finished. Kris: Now if you talked realistically, that¡¯s about half a Munchkind ? per second! Kelvie: *Starts walking away* Anyways, Dai started to stretch out. ¡°Ahh, that was nice snack.¡± Dai begins to look around and starts to questions things. And as he accepts the box of complimentary Munchkinds ? ¡°Hmm, where am I,¡± He taps his chin thoughtfully ¡°Wait... And who am I?¡± As his head begins to hurt, steam starts coming out of his ears. (And yes, I shit you not, there is literally steam coming out of his ears) Dai decides that whatever he was, it should be important. So he shrugged it off the discomfort of his mind and started to walk around the city to find clues. While he was walking he slammed his thigh into a oakwood table and while he was prepared for a world of hurt, what instead came out was a hollow *Ping* noise and the feeling of something in his pocket. As Dai¡¯s puzzlement became obvious he fished around in his pocket¡­. ¡°Bubble gum, no, balloons, no, sketchy white powder in a bag, no...¡± As he looked in his pocket and to the utter amazement of the crowd he pulled out more that what the volume of his body was, before fishing out a piece of bark with lettering on it. He read: ¡°Aziere Zechariah and Pine?¡± He looks around and spots a poster that read wanted on it with the same name: ¡°Pine¡±. As his puzzlement piqued he suddenly bumped into someone. As it so happened, Dai had repeated this same scene pretty much approximately¡­ 21 times today. He had woken up in the middle of a cave. With just that piece of bark in his ragged black pants pocket. After that, in the back of the cave he picked up some strangely marked bark with 2 names on it. Annnnnnd a weird ass skull with some weird ass markings/runes, kiddy balloons¡­ sketchy white powder that made you dizzy¡­ bubble gum¡­ wierd black mages robe... and a Munchkind ? . As he ate the Munchkind ? along with the white powder for some reason¡­ Yup. He became an addict. Kris: A SUGAR ADDICT! :D Kelvie: ... And the important part is here, where Dai started wandering off out of the cave, and fell. Of course, the reason is that he had just stepped out of a cave that was for some reason right inside a cliff wall. As he tumbled down the cliff, he did not realize that his body, if it had been a normal human one, would have been a dead ragged corpse as of now. And as he crashed onto the ground after a while of tumbling, he landed on his back creating a crater fit for a meteor. Now, why did Dai not acknowledge that he should be dead? He has currently¡­ NO COMMON SENSE. Yes, something even more dangerous than a cold calculating killing machine is something that could easily kick the cold calculating killing machines ass without even knowing it. Now, why did Dai have no common sense? Yes, he had amnesia. Kris: TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLL Kelvie: AGREED! HA GOTEEM! For once, we agree. LOL If you come across this story on Amazon, it''s taken without permission from the author. Report it. Alright, now. As Dai stumbled into the nearest city being Venir city, he became hungry. Spotted a Munchkind ? stand and stood in line like a true gentlemen¡­ is what he did not do. Luckily, today was national Munchkind ? Munch-kindness day. Kris: ¡°LOL GETTIT?¡± Kelvie: Alright, this is just stupid. So¡­ anyways, the stands were all donning a gigantic banner stating that if you could finish off 150 Munchkind ? within an hour, you could¡­ what''s the prize? OH YEAH 150 FREAKING FREE Munchkinds ?!!!! (with of course, a complimentary spacial container) As Dai walked away from the first Munchkind ? stand, he pulled out the bark and started trying to figure out who he was and where he was from. Then, as steam came out of his ears he would start having intense migraines, consecutively bumping into random passerbyers, and put the bark away. As the thinking would make Dai even more hungry, he would find another nearby munchkind stand¡­ and REPEAT THE PROCESS. But on the 22nd time, Dai had bumped into somebody who he should not have bumped. The city lord¡¯s son, Kevin Oxford DeBussy. Commonly known as Kevin the Lacklustre. He was a generic arrogant prick noble that had ravaged and ruined many poor ¡°commoner¡± girls. As he this time was going after a girl next to the Munchkind ? spicy flavored steak stand. Kris: ¡°Note, Munchkind ? are anything wrapped in special Munchkind ? dough. Dai¡¯s personal favorite would be the chocolate fudge added to special Venir cream double fudge pie Munchkind ?. This girl however, seemed to favor the spicy steak mantou styled ones. She wore a dark red mage robe commonly styled to hide the face, but if observed closely it was obvious that she was quite the beauty. And some strands of scarlet hair at waist length was visible. Kelvie: ¡°Perv, can¡¯t you just describe her normally?¡± Kris: ¡°Shush, this is probably the most important part of the story, I mean writing plot armor is easy, but think about how much the readers will pay attention to¡­ ahem. The ¡°description¡±?¡± Anyway, as Kevin Oxford DeBussy (lol) swaggered over and tried to touch the precious c-cup lumps of the Red haired girl, nobody would have thought that the one who was in danger was not the girl. Well, Dai saw it. Only he noticed the glint of a neon-green karambit hanging on the girl¡¯s pinky being withdrawn from the folds of her mage¡¯s robe. Following Old Man Pine¡¯s advice, he proceeded to walk over to the incoming disaster while wondering¡­ who was Old Man Pine? He felt an odd source of respect for the name. But as he thought this, the migraine came on again. As Kevin Oxford DeBussy¡¯s hand was about to be dismembered, Dai with the last remnant thought of stopping that karambit, extended his hand and leaped to get in the way as his vision blurred. 1 second later. (Note: In Spongebub voice.) As Dai¡¯s vision cleared again he found his hand touching something soft. Being Dai, he curiously squeezed, and a large gasp was heard from the surroundings. Most likely the people who had all noticed Kevin Oxford DeBussy. As Dai looked up to see a beautifully enraged faced the karambit as if in slow-mo headed towards his eye. His mind went blank and bended backwards relying on some instinct he had learned sometime ago. As the karambit flew pat Dai he saw that a scarlet chain was connected to the karambit and had coincidentally been tugged back vigorously by the girl. It retracted and Dai swerved his head to the right as the karambit flashed past taking with it a piece of his hair. As this happened, Dai tried to negotiate, or apprehend his attacker, ¡°You can¡¯t do that! That person may stink, smell sketchy, look drunk, and be butt-ugly, but it¡¯s wrong to cut-off someone¡¯s arms!¡± The girl, with a dumbfounded expression took a look at Dai¡¯s childish and might¡¯ve been handsome if he wasn¡¯t so puzzled with his kinda stupid looking face. Seemed shocked that he had been able to perceive her sneak attack and killing intent, ¡°Not bad¡­ I¡¯ve found a candidate.¡± The girl¡¯s words were heard by no one but her. As Kevin Oxford DeBussy came to his senses, realized he¡¯d been insulted, immediately sprang into action, ¡°Guards! Throw that brat into the cellars! As for the girl¡­ ¡° but she was gone. Like a match blown out in the winter wind. Fin.
YAY NO TROLLS THIS TIME~~~~~~~~ Kelvie:...... suspicious... :1more: Kris: ... hahueha... waddya mean?... [th_0v.gif] Kelvie: Your pissing me off today, I thought I forgave you, but now... [th_111_.gif] Kris: Wai-! :shock: BLAMBLAMBLAM :punchp1: :punch: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOm :punch: :teamRocket: UWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH C-YA GUYS NEXT TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE "Twinkle..."